Jake and Amir watch Celebrity Date & Horoscopes (FULL PATREON EPISODE)

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[@ginsnookiesnakamura551]

I don’t care what J&A videos the algorithm suggests. As long they’re funny and they fill me up with that boiling hot spum

[@Squall6575]

…BOILING HOT SPUM?

[@chrism45]

Uhmmm

[@tre288]

I still refer to it as spum to this day. It catches everyone off guard

[@rickkroll]

@@tre288 it makes my girlfriend sick when i say here comes the spum

[@MrAlehkra]

Great. Now my lunch is ruined.

[@gruu]

"I've Aladdined you from Jafar" still cracks me up so hard everytime I think of it, one of the best lines ever xD

[@wesleylitalien4562]

"Still tried to kill me! Lil' fucker!" Still one of the best lines in the entire series

[@andresluz4973]

I feel like this gets said every time, but it really is quite amazing how seamlessly the two of them can not only alternate between the straight/funny role but also sense when the other one is switching and take on the complementary role. it's like this unspoken dance they have going on, this comedic yin and yang of jorts unfolding right in front of our very snatches

[@shecoda]

"I want you to jump out the window" "Jesus" kills me every time

[@SeraphsWitness]

even in his hypno state, he's taken aback by the violence. lol

[@sdzyde7482]

Any insecure Jake episode is a gem of an episode.

[@hubmastaflex]

Jake: “didn’t say I was your master” Amir: “didn’t have to” Kills me every time

[@timbannet6411]

She said nothing

[@scolisopod]

@@timbannet6411 she didn’t have to

[@SeraphsWitness]

WHY LODE

[@dakotareistad7047]

"SHE'S ALL THAT!"😂 God damn it, the way Jake says that gets me every time.

[@go_gorilla_go]

These are two S+ tier episodes, I think in many people's favourites, mine included.

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

Agreed!

[@Fullofills]

These actually are two of the best j&a's, good work KZbin viewers

[@Captain_Crusty]

Agreed - probably tied for two of my favourites

[@blink182izawsm]

I started watching Jake and Amir back when CollegeHumor still had the "huh" so watching these always feels like I'm hanging out with childhood friends. Except we're not friends, and I didn't have a childhood.

[@Bobbleheads56]

“From mailer daemon?? That means shes with matt damon!” I love the logic, love the accent jskes putting on too 😂

[@AltafNanavati]

"I aladdined you from Jafar" will be in my wedding vows

[@Jellyfish146]

"You're a PR nightmare bullshit" has really stuck with me

[@Pure_Linnsanity]

This comment section really shows the magic of jake and amir as tons of people go "[Specific line] is the best part" and every single one is a different line and none of them are wrong

[@switchmaster64]

I never even realized that Jake wants to sit on Amanda’s face lmao

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

It had never occurred to me how many memorable J&A moments were contained within Celebrity Date alone. It's wall-to-wall classic.

[@TallRedBeard]

"you've nuded me" and "all is bare in shove and floor" are things I quote on at least a monthly basis

[@Jafro_105]

Celebrity date is one of my favourite Jake episodes

[@daijme]

Your show has given me so much joy for 12 years, you guy are awesome

[@johnmaniscalco8835]

soy*

[@flare90]

I still love the theory that we are simply seeing themselves through their own eyes. So Jake is only normal when we are seeing the sketch as he would tell others the encounter and same with Amir.

[@brianbanek4163]

I really love you guys, been watching you for over 10 years now and I just want you to know you're a couple of golden rod golden gods at the top of your games and every so often to this day I just go right back and binge through your whole catalogue. Keep 'em coming fellas

[@bo-williamgilligan1456]

I think the best part is that they 'text' amanda bynes and only get her email, when they already had her number haha

[@austinohlrich9370]

The switch to HD era. Slightly before and a while after. Golden era to me. Was following since well before then and through the end but that was my fav period

[@Futt.Buckerson]

There's something about Amir's long nonsensical half-rhyming free association that rings very Bojack Horseman (probably more Todd). Truly ahead of its time!

[@brandonhaney55]

Jake's delivery of " you're a PR nightmare shit" is Oscar worthy

[@SeraphsWitness]

Celebrity Date is the perfect episode.

[@jesusthroughmary]

Happy 37th birthday Jjkae

[@davidlagasse2979]

Poetic license

[@theramo0]

When Jake talks about the fade taper haircut, it gives off the "why the vest" vibes.

[@thejeremyobrien2537]

These are two of the best episodes and rewatches ever. Hands down. Cold open and all

[@rainaraphael8212]

Elephant in the zoom 😭😭

[@robertanderson4921]

I can't believe they didn't talk more about one of the best lines in all of J&A - when Amir refers to the group of Ryans as "the brothers Ryan"

[@arghasfd]

I used to watch so much jake & amir but the only video I can recall perfectly is Cheryl and I still show it to every person I meet to this day

[@kelkanta]

Celebrity Date is still in the top 3 j&a vids for me(not including videos that have multiple parts)

[@jayknight1099]

I didn't get into Jake and Amir until I think 2015, so well after everything. Loved it, love them, support them on Patreon, annoy my wife with references, If I Were You is just about the only podcast I listen to.

[@georgelelandturner]

I love how much they enjoy their own videos it’s so wholesome

[@none11flop9]

wow. we deserve so much more than this

[@sxlext]

Good one :D

[@Dan-yh8qp]

I love you both and all eras of J&A! Thank you and never stop! I look forward to episodes of grandpa J&A one day.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Always nice to revisit the zaddies of my comedic sensibility. I deserve this. And more.

[@OLIV3R_YT]

These are two of my favorites skits! Thanks for the laughs!

[@emmahoffmaster6138]

Both of these are in the playlist I use to fall asleep every night so ive def heard these eps 100s of times

[@giancarloleon9983]

You guys are fucking legends . Glad to see you guys still going . Don’t ever stop

[@CoreyPatrickGarry]

All’s bare in shove and floor is my favorite line

[@Jac12]

I don't know if this is a coincidence, but "Just My Luck" is a mid 2000's film starring Lindsay Lohan; who's also a child star like Bynes.

[@ophirshuchami8188]

“Elephant in the ZOOM” lmaooo

[@twilightsparkle75]

Amanda Bines also got pretyy famous from her spin-off show, Amanda Show, which she got from her performance on all that, it aired quite a bit in the early 2000s on nick

[@KrombobulousMitchell]

I watched celebrity date last week - top 10 episode for sure - why didn't you tell me you had an in with Bynes!

[@Rocketmanrun]

Celebrity date is one of my all time favs

[@Yrenne]

I forgot how good these 2 episodes were

[@yakiclone1]

I loved discovering Jand A when there was about 10 episodes.. I loved Jake..Jake.. Jake.. the way Amir said Nay..and had a weird language.. but I love all eras

[@ryanoz3124]

Date is my fav episode still

[@jackdabulas8365]

Thank you I’ve missed you boys

[@megharoni]

Dude, Celebrity Date is my favorite next to Normal Conversation and Doobs Part 3.

[@VICloudkicker]

Vaguely?

[@megharoni]

@@VICloudkicker There's a disconnect here.

[@gameguru1234]

Celebrity Date is a masterpiece

[@PANOP123]

Two of the best ones! Love these ones! 😅😅😅

[@Maazin5]

Today is August 5. Happy birthday Jake!

[@jackhentschel2223]

Funnily enough, these are two Jake and Amir episodes I remember as not being on CollegeHumor's KZbin channel back when they were released. I wonder if that has anything to do with their current popularity.

[@nickq93]

Crazy how this is airing August 5th and the video they're watching says Jake's birthday is August 5.

[@kaizersoze1950]

Anyone notice amirs new fade! Damn it’s looking good 😍 also you’ve nuded me is a phrase that me and my friends have said since Bynes

[@chairwood]

🐘 in the zoom is pretty good

[@andreipintilie]

Happy birthday Jake!!!!!

[@TheExarion]

Jake's not entirely wrong when he says "Good haircut on a bad face" lol because it really is a good haircut!

[@ASwallie65]

Which era is Jake referring to in the intro? I don't know the names of the offices

[@chilt0n844]

Celebrity date is one of the best ever

[@asdfjklasdfjkl1988]

No me just watching that video again a few nights ago and then this popping up lol

[@rainbowslushy223]

So wierd that i watched both these videos earlier…..

[@CroshVine]

Wow, Jake's hair grows back fast!

[@DaveDude571]

When's your birthday? August 5 1985? 2:15pm? Happy bday fedodo rocker

[@jeremybuckets]

This is the only HD copy of Jake and Amir: Celebrity Date on KZbin.

[@none11flop9]

happy bday jake

[@guswidener2854]

plz whats the intro song

[@rainawareness1495]

Ok but why was Horoscopes deleted?

[@chrisfischer5380]

Suprised they didn’t talk about why both these episodes were taken down the CH channel

[@PepperMind]

What's the reason?

[@lolschrauber]

"You're a PR nightmare bullshit" -JWitz, 2014

[@matthewroach5693]

Happy b-day Hurwitz🎉

[@skotdude]

Amir has been my idol since 2008.

[@harrison3910]

I love how in the skits, jake is the straight man most of the time. But he’s obviously the weird one in this friendship

[@Triskitout]

I'd add bread to this list as a top 3

[@dogma7346]

love jake and amir forevers

[@VeveIndian]

So wholesome

[@edgarayala945]

Amir would be someone who hasn’t gotten a haircut in a year lol

[@skydaplaya6]

Absolute kings!

[@FishDrinkingWater]

I fucking love you guys!! Haven't watched in years because life and changes.m, but fuck man. Amir is my spirit animal!!

[@markschumacher3157]

I literally say "Scratch that , I've aladin'ed you from jafar" daily

[@487porkchop]

LA is good but 2011 era was GOATed imo

[@akulahirpada1993]

Agreed, that run from 2011-2013 has birthed like 90% of iconic J&A lines

[@CrusherX1000]

I quote "celebrity date" daily

[@txf4]

Why would jake be sitting on Amanda's face?

[@davetroll5027]

Elephant in the Zoom should be a new normal

[@gasgano8255]

Amir nailed it, I hate getting a haircut for the same fucking reason. Acknowledge, don't comment.

[@phil6057]

“She’s all that” might be my favorite Jake and Amir line ever

[@retireconormctapperusuck4999]

Really why? Fairly standard thing that's said.

[@beckysmall5371]

one day i'll be rich and i'll pay for a J&A movie !

[@Hossyboy420]

Jesus dude..... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD AN IN WITH BYNES

[@TheRetroRiddler]

Good haircut on a bad face 😂

[@mystuff8602]

Once they are through with all of them they gotta do "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir Outtakes" I mean them watching outtakes, not outtakes of Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir.

[@mz-hv2vh]

All's fair in SHOVE, and FLOOR

[@dphilly1067]

was jake doing cocaine before this LOOOOL

[@serjabdjabah8336]

Bad haircut? NAH BAD YOU

[@jasonbourne4784]

Bad face? Nah, BAD YOU!

[@rahellseddek8540]

I never got all’s bare in shove and floor lmao

[@gibreelcapriccio7578]

its jamir