Jake and Amir/Headgum quotes that have become part of my pattern of speech

[@Jarmaa]

I respect my fellow Jake and Amir fanatics, the amount of rewatches I have on that every Jake and Amir playlist is unholy

[@donotworried]

I watched them a bad amount of time

[@christholen7451]

I watch every episode at least three times a year.

[@coffin7904]

What's the actual length of the full series?

[@twomorestars]

respect

[@Charlielx]

Truly insane that the dichotomy of J&A vids is either endlessly rewatching or literally never encountered before previously

[@GannonLee]

Email of the fucking year

[@hymnsfordisco]

Not really

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“don’t assume, you’ll make an ass out of ume” gets a laugh like 80% of the time The other 20% I desperately urge to reconsider

[@gbird.]

"as we squeak" is a favorite of mine

[@garneldgarneld]

@@gbird. shit!! that one’s so ingrained into my vernacular that l forgot it was a jake and amir line

[@GuillermoEDelgado]

“Uh-oh here comes snatcher” made me spit out my coffee. What a gem.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

"a brazen act of cowardice" is one of my favorite lines

[@Jomali]

"You mean hotcakes." "Not that well" One of rare time Amir grounds his expectations.

[@Pn1251]

My entire speech pattern has just become Geoffrey James'

[@grahamiii]

That’s awesome dude

[@Novenae_CCG]

Of jorts.

[@BIDZ180]

WHAT'S THAT?

[@bezoekers]

CONSISTENCY OF SAND

[@bryceciampitti]

exactly rice!

[@tricoastalelite]

how do i explain to normal people why "thoughts on the list" is so fucking funny

[@80lemon80]

Ah so that’s where I got “the olyntics” from

[@xXimakidXx]

"where are you man" i fucking love jake and amir too much.. and i fucking say "riddle me that batmatt" way too often, it's a problem

[@kelseymariexoxoxoxo]

my brother and i text each other a screenshot of amir saying "where are youu man" whenever one of us doesnt respond for a while lol

[@EvilApple567]

Preaching to the chair is fucking goated, it's really a next level pun using spelling instead of phonetics while perfectly encapsulating Amir's social and intellectual shortcomings.

[@garneldgarneld]

@@EvilApple567 it’s almost fourth wall break-y. Amir is so dumb he misreads the script of his life

[@Azimii]

THIS IS THE CONTENT I NEED

[@VICloudkicker]

One line I don't think I've ever seen in a compilation other than this one, that has sat in my chest for ages, is: '____ will sell like Pancakes.' 'you mean Hot Cakes.' '...not that well.'

[@AltTakeshc]

Mornin’ hoss 🤠

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

I love that there are still so many of us here.

[@K2MNI]

“Love me or hate me, you gotta love me” and “if you have to ask, you don’t know” are the two that have just become a regular part of my vernacular

[@BillWalsey]

amazing video. excellent collection. one of my missing favs that has never left my head: "Jake, I'm richer than you. Call me Richard"

[@cyrr1213]

This is the best jake and amir comp I’ve seen!

[@MyBlogsTV]

That's fair, that's more than fair

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

I use “condiment” as compliment a tragic amount

[@garneldgarneld]

@@matthewgonzalez2727 like a bad amount, even

[@ejoshcoron]

2:00 "You're a howshe" 😂😂😂😂

[@salewasagoose]

absolutely rice is part of my daily vernacular

[@VanillaGh0st1]

Well, thoughts on the vid?

[@kyleroderick2334]

This one's less of a poster and more of a drink

[@eaglesattack]

what are you a broken POSTER man? are you HIGH?

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Taupe

[@mace3632]

@@kyleroderick2334 A simple yes or no would have sufficed

[@grahamt929]

So glad I’m not the only one that still says “you can’t just say ‘ITS BAD’” all the time 😮😂

[@dredgenfaith]

Personal favorites missing from this compilation: "I cheezen't haz a cazburger in quite some time, factually." "Jesus Christ." "Who is th- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, DUDE?" "'Jesus Christ'?" "'Oh my God'? Do you know any of them?"

[@andreortiz1695]

I was waiting for "long story *shorts*" lmao awesome compilation

[@garneldgarneld]

I do say that often, it shoulda been in there. or 'long story shirt'

[@marcus8945]

A great one thats not in here is from Jake and Amir: Real Estate where Amir says "I'm looking at one listing which is particularly cherry, though on the contrary it might be an apple because it is that of my eye"

[@grahamiii]

I got a fortune in a sand nut today that read “create your own reality and don’t wait for happiness it is only by subscribing to Garneld Garneld that one can be in that that that that zone”

[@EliteDarkLordman]

Ive been saying “a how-she says what” for years I forgot it was a J&A bit

[@grayson7829]

Dude, blood donation outtakes and the interrogator outtakes are some of my favorite content period. Interested to see uour favorites

[@MultiSahaji]

Son of a bleach, this video frickin krills

[@Maazin5]

This comment section is my therapy group. If I ever meet a J&A/HG fan IRL, I'll cry legit tears of soy.

[@McBaller96]

i am a loyal listener!! i am a member of a cult following!! i will follow the careers of Jake and Amir to the ends of the Earth i fear

[@Charlielx]

Important video

[@C4rps]

correct-anundo, the olyntics

[@smeev9334]

youre a godsend BEN!

[@Curtsy208]

MORNING HOSS

[@miracledip5123]

Same for literally all these quotes

[@porphyrienne]

i use "fuck it im going fishing"

[@sapph____]

incredible. Thank you

[@Skiloose]

Need more videos like this

[@ryannowka5488]

1:06 same, and my friends hate me for it

[@GregTurismo]

7 days ago? That’s awesome

[@ejoshcoron]

Brilliant and nostalgic 💛

[@VijiogFrito]

youre making me weak kid mheheheheh youre making me weak man hehehehe

[@iblame_nargles]

god, we truly are all the same, huh

[@MrPesun]

Only one this is missing for me is "all day, every day, every hour gotta have chicken nugget in my mouth"

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

Uh oh, here comes snatcher!

[@Smitingfanatic]

Emo hair Murph was a treat

[@cometmoon4485]

That's awesome dude 🤜

[@velocinalize]

What episode does “your preaching to the chair come from”?

[@garneldgarneld]

@@velocinalize Survey

[@l.campoli2288]

cut to black, then jake gets up and says, or did i really

[@cahilljoe]

Even Steven Segal is Gray

[@austincrane857]

Vaguely.

[@jeremiahstephens.]

Where are you man?

[@johnchapman1132]

Are you sad iron me ?

[@haveagooddaypod]

you’re making me weak kid

[@bezoekers]

Avicii's dead...

[@garneldgarneld]

@@bezoekers :O

[@PashutHerenstein]

Ur a howshee