Jake and Amir/Headgum quotes that have become part of my pattern of speech

[@GannonLee]

Email of the fucking year

[@hymnsfordisco]

Not really

[@Jarmaa]

I respect my fellow Jake and Amir fanatics, the amount of rewatches I have on that every Jake and Amir playlist is unholy

[@donotworried]

I watched them a bad amount of time

[@christholen7451]

I watch every episode at least three times a year.

[@coffin7904]

What's the actual length of the full series?

[@twomorestars]

respect

[@Charlielx]

Truly insane that the dichotomy of J&A vids is either endlessly rewatching or literally never encountered before previously

[@gbird.]

"as we squeak" is a favorite of mine

[@garneldgarneld]

@@gbird. shit!! that one’s so ingrained into my vernacular that l forgot it was a jake and amir line

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“don’t assume, you’ll make an ass out of ume” gets a laugh like 80% of the time The other 20% I desperately urge to reconsider

[@GuillermoEDelgado]

“Uh-oh here comes snatcher” made me spit out my coffee. What a gem.

[@Jomali]

"You mean hotcakes." "Not that well" One of rare time Amir grounds his expectations.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

"a brazen act of cowardice" is one of my favorite lines

[@Azimii]

THIS IS THE CONTENT I NEED

[@xXimakidXx]

"where are you man" i fucking love jake and amir too much.. and i fucking say "riddle me that batmatt" way too often, it's a problem

[@80lemon80]

Ah so that’s where I got “the olyntics” from

[@tricoastalelite]

how do i explain to normal people why "thoughts on the list" is so fucking funny

[@Pn1251]

My entire speech pattern has just become Geoffrey James'

[@grahamiii]

That’s awesome dude

[@Novenae_CCG]

Of jorts.

[@BIDZ180]

WHAT'S THAT?

[@bezoekers]

CONSISTENCY OF SAND

[@bryceciampitti]

exactly rice!

[@cyrr1213]

This is the best jake and amir comp I’ve seen!

[@MyBlogsTV]

That's fair, that's more than fair

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

I love that there are still so many of us here.

[@kelseymariexoxoxoxo]

my brother and i text each other a screenshot of amir saying "where are youu man" whenever one of us doesnt respond for a while lol

[@EvilApple567]

Preaching to the chair is fucking goated, it's really a next level pun using spelling instead of phonetics while perfectly encapsulating Amir's social and intellectual shortcomings.

[@garneldgarneld]

@@EvilApple567 it’s almost fourth wall break-y. Amir is so dumb he misreads the script of his life

[@K2MNI]

“Love me or hate me, you gotta love me” and “if you have to ask, you don’t know” are the two that have just become a regular part of my vernacular

[@BillWalsey]

amazing video. excellent collection. one of my missing favs that has never left my head: "Jake, I'm richer than you. Call me Richard"

[@AltTakeshc]

Mornin’ hoss 🤠

[@franklinbadge1215]

What... are you doing here? Are you here to hurt me?

[@VICloudkicker]

One line I don't think I've ever seen in a compilation other than this one, that has sat in my chest for ages, is: '____ will sell like Pancakes.' 'you mean Hot Cakes.' '...not that well.'

[@ejoshcoron]

2:00 "You're a howshe" 😂😂😂😂

[@salewasagoose]

absolutely rice is part of my daily vernacular

[@MultiSahaji]

Son of a bleach, this video frickin krills

[@marcus8945]

A great one thats not in here is from Jake and Amir: Real Estate where Amir says "I'm looking at one listing which is particularly cherry, though on the contrary it might be an apple because it is that of my eye"

[@VanillaGh0st1]

Well, thoughts on the vid?

[@kyleroderick2334]

This one's less of a poster and more of a drink

[@eaglesattack]

what are you a broken POSTER man? are you HIGH?

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Taupe

[@mace3632]

@@kyleroderick2334 A simple yes or no would have sufficed

[@dredgenfaith]

Personal favorites missing from this compilation: "I cheezen't haz a cazburger in quite some time, factually." "Jesus Christ." "Who is th- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, DUDE?" "'Jesus Christ'?" "'Oh my God'? Do you know any of them?"

[@andreortiz1695]

I was waiting for "long story *shorts*" lmao awesome compilation

[@garneldgarneld]

I do say that often, it shoulda been in there. or 'long story shirt'

[@Maazin5]

This comment section is my therapy group. If I ever meet a J&A/HG fan IRL, I'll cry legit tears of soy.

[@grahamiii]

I got a fortune in a sand nut today that read “create your own reality and don’t wait for happiness it is only by subscribing to Garneld Garneld that one can be in that that that that zone”

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

I use “condiment” as compliment a tragic amount

[@garneldgarneld]

@@matthewgonzalez2727 like a bad amount, even

[@Curtsy208]

MORNING HOSS

[@Charlielx]

Important video

[@McBaller96]

i am a loyal listener!! i am a member of a cult following!! i will follow the careers of Jake and Amir to the ends of the Earth i fear

[@miracledip5123]

Same for literally all these quotes

[@grayson7829]

Dude, blood donation outtakes and the interrogator outtakes are some of my favorite content period. Interested to see uour favorites

[@michaelramsey82]

"how do you hotbox a bike" is an insane sentence

[@joewills7582]

Every time I've been really drunk I've emphatically declared "this is forever night". The more perturbed the look i get in response the more I enjoy it

[@sapph____]

incredible. Thank you

[@grahamt929]

So glad I’m not the only one that still says “you can’t just say ‘ITS BAD’” all the time 😮😂

[@C4rps]

correct-anundo, the olyntics

[@Skiloose]

Need more videos like this

[@EliteDarkLordman]

Ive been saying “a how-she says what” for years I forgot it was a J&A bit

[@wisemage0]

I do use "Even Steven Segall" in competitive multiplayer sometimes.

[@smeev9334]

youre a godsend BEN!

[@ryannowka5488]

1:06 same, and my friends hate me for it

[@porphyrienne]

i use "fuck it im going fishing"

[@VijiogFrito]

youre making me weak kid mheheheheh youre making me weak man hehehehe

[@cometmoon4485]

That's awesome dude 🤜

[@ejoshcoron]

Brilliant and nostalgic 💛

[@iblame_nargles]

god, we truly are all the same, huh

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

Uh oh, here comes snatcher!

[@nanodose]

Rod the troll really pulled through, aka

[@GregTurismo]

7 days ago? That’s awesome

[@velocinalize]

What episode does “your preaching to the chair come from”?

[@garneldgarneld]

@@velocinalize Survey

[@MrPesun]

Only one this is missing for me is "all day, every day, every hour gotta have chicken nugget in my mouth"

[@Smitingfanatic]

Emo hair Murph was a treat

[@l.campoli2288]

cut to black, then jake gets up and says, or did i really

[@cahilljoe]

Even Steven Segal is Gray

[@austincrane857]

Vaguely.

[@johnchapman1132]

Are you sad iron me ?

[@jeremiahstephens.]

Where are you man?

[@haveagooddaypod]

you’re making me weak kid

[@bezoekers]

Avicii's dead...

[@garneldgarneld]

@@bezoekers :O

[@PashutHerenstein]

Ur a howshee