Jake and Amir: Interrogator Part 1 w/ Ben Schwartz

[@Aezoh]

"do you have frequent bowel movements?" "frequent flyer miles?" hahahahahha

[@bigt1877]

Aezoh ' flyer*

[@TheAverageReviewer10]

Makes sense now considering his episode on Adam Ruins Everything

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

I like how Amir becomes all docile when Bens around . Lol

[@LukeMM95]

Ben Schwartz's character is so weird that even Amir can't take it.

[@taloreroberts9381]

Ben's character makes Amir seem normal

[@darrenpuccala1550]

+Ahmed Musaliar Kind of like when Jake is insecure.

[@bloozbyblueballs5908]

Ben has a sonic beacon in his head that dampens Amir's brain activity.

[@matthewbe2thiccbeswick121]

hi it’s been six years but i feel like ben and aimir’s characters have a predator prey relationship.

[@davidnascar4210]

That was the quickest it took Ben to come up with a name for himself👏

[@JabariNuruddin]

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[@wesley2936]

+BindeDSA Wrong. In the finale. He says "Ben Shwartz" immediately ;)

[@Nico-pb1sr]

+PietheBeast314 no he doesn't say it immediately

[@Ekvitarius]

+PietheBeast314 he wasn't coming up with it, though.

[@optimisticpotato5950]

what about charlez

[@SalvableRuin]

None of them shit a normal amount haha.

[@pitlempens1741]

Jake sure as hell wouldn't waste one of his 52 yearly poop-moments by putting his buns on a cold hard copier

[@lavachebeadsman]

0:35 Best pronunciation of "feces" ever.

[@immortalsun]

*faeces

[@immortalsun]

I didn’t even catch that.

[@NDJunction]

fa-SEASON-saud?? x'D

[@rosemaryapplen686]

I still say it that way to myself

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

F'seas

[@Asdasty]

How many people has Amir killed?

[@DaHaLoJeDi]

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@taloreroberts9381]

A bad amount

[@tannermcdavid6333]

like the worst amount

[@Adoboman]

+Tanner 😬50 am I 20 the 30th+× +6w5 I can 5

[@enelson0003]

+Best Braai Like a bad amount

[@dropout]

We're glad this comments section has become an open forum for discussing healthy bowel movements. Where is Dr. Oz when you need him?

[@stevelarry3870]

FORGOTTEN COMMENT

[@loopeygoopey]

no love from the peanut gallery

[@epicosexio]

no idea

[@gol09112]

Yo

[@DuncanDisordely]

Losing a senate race in Pennsylvania

[@lgbrasfeild8057]

I want, in his handwriting, ben's list on a tshirt. I think that would be the coolest

[@Wachi2000]

once a week wtf that's even more disturbing than 20 times a day

[@5000MikeMaster]

Wachi2000 yeah once or twice a day for me

[@world-traveler880]

Once a week is more normal than 20 times a day

[@saltymilk4849]

Jake and amishhhh

[@JillianDominique]

Wachi2000 skinny

[@aidaambartsumova6945]

I did that once because there no bathrooms and farted so much

[@CORF.]

I love how even Ben's character is shocked by Amir shitting 40 times a day lol

[@OrganizedMadnes]

has anyone else noticed Amir has confessed to killing people through out many Jake and Amir episodes

[@camaileon1405]

It's the goof!

[@smokejc]

- Both of you guys are shitting way too much. - You're shitting way too much. - I shit once a week. - That's way too much. Love it.

[@YRS24]

Perfect

[@SantaCruzBeastMode]

Hey Jake and Amir, I would just like to say thanks. You always make me smile during my most stressful times.

[@gbird.]

Those first 20 seconds have always been my favorite part of this entire series

[@soconfused8031]

"I will upload a video of myself..." Anyone else really wanna know how that helps amir get dressed?

[@RoseMaCherieLaurrena]

I love Ben Schwartz

[@kingmonkeyman101]

They have a new podcast episode out with him in btw.

[@Pillysrule]

He needs to be a permanent member. To be sure!

[@someannoyingkid2230]

Same, gotta love him

[@ObiWanGuacamoli]

Ben Schwartz makes every collegehumor video funnier. He should just be in all of them.

[@MrAwabAlmalik]

'took a quick faceees.'

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Once a week? Damn Jake, you barely eat.

[@EpicBlooFox]

Jack Nack it’s way too much

[@lucastray]

I always wonder what a "Kool-aid back dude" is until I remember Ben is saying "cool laid-back dude"

[@cameronschweigler1855]

"someone opened up the glass took a quick feces" i died

[@bikermark666]

1 shit a week? thats really bad lol

[@AT-zf1kf]

[@joshstarkey8883]

Marin Shatterhand That's WAY too much

[@Search4truth488]

The way he says 'Why is that not normal?' at 1:10

[@khasaiimbuye8478]

How did Amir say that entire first line without stopping to take a breath?

[@DKFProductions]

Golden lungs, sir.

[@TheDeldiz]

THIS. THIS guy is gonna be Sonic's voice in the movie... And I totally hear it! :D

[@thecommenter3977]

I know. I've seen like more than 20 of these comments related to the Sonic movie.

[@iancortescontreras6084]

And he was Randy Cunningham

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

10 years later still hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alexmukherjee]

anyone else deep diving on J&A during quarantine?

[@misscherrie98]

I forgot how much quality gold these videos are

[@wotchadave]

"I shit once a week" wtf man that's some serious constipation

[@SuperWesjDeluxe]

I fucking love Ben Schwartz

[@Hollameyah899]

1:36 that part has such a 'If I Were You" feel to it, my god!

[@markerenberg3439]

"Took a quick feces" love the way he pronounces that

[@kevingp12]

I'm so glad for the support! I'm watching this while taking a dump!

[@winterjohnson7048]

"Where are you from?" "I'm from Virginia." Literally dyingg

[@gavincstewart]

Carrot Slat! I remembered that name, and that it was from a Jake and Amir sketch, but it took me 10 years to find this video again (I used to search Carrot Slat on Google years ago but there were no leads). Finally my search concludes. Awesome video lmao.

[@thelickinglamp]

And now this man plays Sonic

[@LaphyTaphyCreation]

The fact that he looks kinda like Randy Cunningham is even cooler

[@iancortescontreras6084]

Lmao

[@TheNattiemaddie]

NO MORE KOOLAID BACK DUDE

[@jingerstorm]

lol, came for this. beat me to it by 6 months

[@prazedplatoon6502]

Lord Chilled what did we have b4?

[@epicosexio]

I picture Randy Cunningham when I hear Ben Schwartz talking

[@iancortescontreras6084]

I picture Sonic 😆

[@flowerstream7309]

Even the cursing XD

[@Xtremedy]

Ben fits in with them every time like he has always been there.

[@LinkinPhoenix007]

Part 2 of this BLEW me away...

[@AKissocoollikee]

OMG I LOVE THIS GUY! MORE! WE NEED MORE OF HIM!

[@someperson6214]

Carrot slat sounds like a certain disney character

[@Silverwind87]

"My name? I have a perfectly normal name." "What is your name?" "My name, is... Dewey Duck!" "Dewey Duck?" "Dewey Duck!" "That's not a normal name at all!"

[@gijoo76]

Ben Schwartz is always hilarious. High Times Editorial Office was the best... I DEMAND MORE BEN SCHWARTZ!

[@RedPoppyblog]

I MISS THEM!

[@RvdManRule]

I always know its going to be good when Ben Schwartz is in it!

[@KeianaJ97]

Still one of the best videos ever

[@9hig]

that thing amir did sounds kinda like a jon wolf story

[@fintan6514]

I was thinking that that but what Amir did was technically illegal as he is buying unsafe materials and john wolf only does legal stuff. If he did something like this he would probably just shit in the concrete mix so peoples houses had a faint smell of crap.

[@101xp]

I'm pretty sure it's not technically legal to shit in the cement for a house

[@samaelmalkira9420]

Potatomato Only one way to find out.....

[@hayleemcgregor8539]

Wolf wouldn't of checked back. He just likes knowing that he did wrong. Almost global but not nearly coy enough

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

Hands down the best Jake and Amir in the whole series

[@jamiekelly395]

Amir is just like Carl from "Llama with Hats".

[@damianrawcliffe9028]

I really wanna know what Amir was going to say about how he gets dressed in the morning by uploading a video of himself.

[@Captain_Beemo_]

“You’re listening to Jake and Amish!” Damn it, Ben predicted the future!

[@justme22154]

When Amir's hair is short like this it's gonna be a good episode

[@hazahaxa]

You guys gave me something to read while I waited for the video to load. Thanks.

[@titansfordays]

I already saw this on their website but I'm watching it again

[@SmoothXCriminal]

Amir is on the verge of laughter through this entire video.

[@mdeanbaig]

the part at the beginning was like the best story Amir has ever told.

[@meechivelli]

Frequent flyer miles?

[@jrpanda180]

"I can prove you wrong because I have a perfectly normal name" "Gocha what is it" "Carrot" LOL

[@Sirkamehameha]

i love how he takes a look at the list

[@johnz281994]

I refuse to watch these anywhere else so this is my first time to see this.

[@acetrainerj3277]

Can somebody do an Animatic with Sonic saying "now you get the shit"

[@LegendofBamBam]

this is SOOOO funny. "now you get the shit! now you get the fucking shit!" lolololol

[@Lineinthesand2002]

When Dewey Duck has had enough

[@iancortescontreras6084]

When Randy has enough When Sonic is done

[@pureskullbruh1296]

Damn randy 😳

[@ganstadogg69]

"Both of you guys are shitting too much" LMAO its so hilarious

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

OMFG this episode nearly fucking killed me. ''what did we have before?'' lmao

[@Koconuut]

I would have never thought that Ben would say the F word but oooookkk

[@Phazon8058MS]

1 shit a week is too few. 20 or 40 a day is to much. I usually shit once a day, or once every other day.

[@l1mao7]

it depends on the person,some people suffer from it and cant go every day (which i think is the usual and average number)

[@mirvha714]

You're shitting way too much

[@AmbiguityofExistence]

I love that he has a list of his past occupations

[@andreidragostin]

Carrot Slay is the Sherlock Holmes we deserve

[@marecrystalpalace]

this is the greatest show ever made

[@chocolate505ly]

"NOW YOU GET THE FUCKING SHIT!" "well what did we have before?"

[@burntoutztar8419]

I live in Virginia and I don't know a single person named Carrot.

[@Lionfrog13]

We clearly live in different Virginias because I only know carrots

[@chrizzay1]

He also made it to television in alot of different big tv shows

[@mscocorosie]

"What did we have before?" Best line, in my opinion.

[@declanjames5604]

Kinda strange that Carrot has all his roommates professions crossed out on a piece of paper

[@wov3n]

'How much is good?' I lost it.

[@datdo2468]

I SHALL add one more to the list

[@peternichols2]

Trust me, you're going to love part 2! xD

[@kickandblock]

Ben was slatt before any rapper

[@kayothicrayjay]

bahhahahahahha! "And like always 6 months later I would check the news and that house would *boom* collapse! 2 dead, 3 dead, 4 sometimes."

[@Taco_Tamer]

Welcome to KZbin.

[@DubLoop]

Lol ever since i saw Ben in high times hes been so consistantly funny.. Awesome!

[@DaceDestiny]

I'm just looking forward to peoples reactions when they upload part 2 here. Should be fun.

[@gabriellalowles]

a quick faces?... literally cannot stop laughing

[@CodyForestDunlap]

They have tons of videos and they make new ones a lot, College Humor probably makes Jake and Amir more than their other categories.

[@qsmith2514]

Kinda wild carrot slat is sonic the hedgehog

[@LOLHICRONO]

i want outtakes for this one :o

[@MCPhatman]

Once a week?!

[@bingshavebeenchilled]

ben schwartz is so good, kills me every time he's on the show 10/10

[@14ikan11]

i would love to see the behind the scene video of this.

[@jf160297]

Ben Schwartz should be a permanent member of the Jake and Amir series.

[@jrpanda180]

" I buy nails made of sugar and I check the news and five months later three dead four or five dead at a time bang just like that" " Oh my god, that's really sick" lol XD

[@Dyl482]

Isn't his name Amir Blumenfeld?

[@thenobalnacho]

"NOW YOU GET THE SHIT. NOW YOU GET THE FUCKING SHIT" Me=Ded 😂😂😂😂😂

[@plebbo14]

ben schwartz is absolutely amazing jake and amir and ben would be the best series ever

[@smellsfishi]

once a week god damn

[@cooper10293847566]

I met the dude at a super market. Hes super chill