Oh sheesh y'all... We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!
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@dynaboyjl.42209 жыл бұрын
People love the acting in this, but really, props to Vince here. I loved how positively stressed out he looked reading the stage directions.
@Winteramen4 жыл бұрын
Vince: “...Okay” Amir: 1:10
@dylanjwebmusic4 жыл бұрын
Comedic skits are made infinitely more hilarious when there's a contrasting straight man. Also love how Vinnie starts out polite reading the directions then gets progressively more stressed
@scepteredisle3 жыл бұрын
@@Winteramen i caught that too lol! love the nuances
@VMP6663 жыл бұрын
That's his secret. Vince is always stressed out.
@RKatz1218 жыл бұрын
i love how emily's hair goes from jet black to buxom blonde to red as a green apple
@neontime85078 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice the red as a green apple one lol
@MCPretzelM9994 жыл бұрын
That's not what "bucksome" means.
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
I guess her real hair color would be brown, since that's the only one Amir didn't mention
@danielbrown30484 жыл бұрын
Who’s Emily? Oh wait, you talking about pussy sandwich
@granthawes77193 жыл бұрын
Technically, black hair would be as red as a green apple, not at all.
@ashley-px4qt8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I think the funniest thing about this video is that Amir wrote into his script, "I look at you and I wanna know more about you. Are you a foodie?"
@Patronizable7 жыл бұрын
Rossi the Bossi Not funny
@Kascaded7 жыл бұрын
JBronz that's actually a quote by Amir...
@Patronizable7 жыл бұрын
Rewatch the episode
@yousefal-otaibi1507 жыл бұрын
Buxom and blonde.... I thought they said she had jet black hair like a jet
@brycenelson9876 жыл бұрын
I'm late..... but the funniest part to me is literally the first 3 seconds
@thebigmanbpmb Жыл бұрын
Emily's deadpan delivery of "Julia and then p***y sandwich" paired immediately with her concerned "No.." is the funniest thing to me
@Laf929 жыл бұрын
"Jet black hair, like a jet" oh god I lost it
@gunzakimbo4 жыл бұрын
As red as a green apple. Lol
@shadowsoulless6227 Жыл бұрын
Also golden
@DavesDime9 жыл бұрын
"Dogs from around the city start sprinting toward McMexican's apartment. We hear thuds. Barking. Pounding. These dogs want to get in and see what's what. They know it's coming from Pussy; what they don't know is how or why." Might be the greatest line ever written.
@smokejc8 жыл бұрын
+Dave Consolazio I can imagine them laughing their asses off writing that script. "High pitched queef" is amazing.
@wesley29365 жыл бұрын
The delivery of "what they don't know is how or why" was just incredible
@MrMuel12053 жыл бұрын
The emotional crux.
@arabwaluigi52482 жыл бұрын
Both of the Table Read episodes have some of the best writing in the whole series
@impooping693 жыл бұрын
"Interior, doesn't matter" definitely the most underrated line in this
@70sman Жыл бұрын
Every line in this episode is gold.
@BlueHundred18 жыл бұрын
Emily and Murph weren't together during the shooting of this video and now they're married!
@FudgeCakeShanker8 жыл бұрын
They are what
@CreeperDroppings8 жыл бұрын
90% sure they were dating
@NicoleSmith-sb1xi8 жыл бұрын
Wait how do you know? (Just asking)
@CreeperDroppings8 жыл бұрын
Tessa Leslie Just based on the timeline of videos they were at least on the tune.
@TraxisOnTheLines8 жыл бұрын
It's been said on reddit by Jake and Amir, they weren't together for the Table Read skit, at least the first one, but they started dating shortly after.
@EvilApple5676 жыл бұрын
Sad to see so many of the best lines in these get swept under the rug. "My heart, it's cold. I can't breathe."
@Aomicplane4 жыл бұрын
That's because the whole episode is a series of great lines lmao. It's easy to miss a few haha
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you're improvising...
@Alienpromqueen4 жыл бұрын
Dixie Cronin first of all you said I could
@wintermute83153 жыл бұрын
What rug, exactly? Who's sweeping? We can all just watch the video and, y'know, laugh at the parts we find the funniest.
@mattb270410 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, you're improvising." "Okay, first of all you said we could. And second of all, I'm not improvising."
@Gabeghouls6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Brazel That seems like such an Amir line, but it’s Jake now lmao
@thomasd31048 жыл бұрын
Emily was totally Lady Macbething him at the end there
@Davidgandara109966 жыл бұрын
Hes never seen mr mcbeth
@Secretelover126 жыл бұрын
DEFINIETLY!!!
@ChocolateAsian900010 жыл бұрын
"A 3 hour shot of an empty room--We can't do that." "We'll see" :D
@Milklover-p4g3 жыл бұрын
*;)
@YasaiTsume8 жыл бұрын
I truly believe that Emily married Murph just because she enjoys angry Murph too much
@ebadkhan76493 жыл бұрын
"I look at you and I want to know more about you, are you a foodie?" idk why all these years later this line just cracks me the fk up
@Souleater7872 жыл бұрын
This followed by Murf restraining himself is so choice
@wyattritter142 жыл бұрын
Heart of cold🥶
@MrSvs994 ай бұрын
He’s also asking that to his girlfriend lol
@NateWild9 жыл бұрын
Interior: I don't give a flaming fart
@TheRealFacemanguy5 жыл бұрын
somerandomguy365 southern twang?
@the-boring-car-guy5 жыл бұрын
Fucking nort
@jacktumbleweed8 жыл бұрын
Murph and Emily are the REAL relationship goals.
@zuzanabartekova48232 жыл бұрын
And they weren't even actually dating while recording this video
@coffin7904 Жыл бұрын
@@zuzanabartekova4823its very cool seeing this moment frozen in time before they got together :) hope they have a prosperous whatecer the funko pop
@beadymore7 ай бұрын
@@zuzanabartekova4823that's so fucking funny to think they weren't even together yet 😂
@DVSPython10 жыл бұрын
A high-pitched queef.. Oh fuck, that whole segment.
@gideonji36909 жыл бұрын
Uh uu
@AmeenAhmed110512 жыл бұрын
I love how Amir practically insults Emily to her face and Murph's looking at his phone, yet Jake reads his part with her and Murph beats his ass.
@ehill1536 Жыл бұрын
He was improvising.
@SerraPontosSoc Жыл бұрын
It's a goof
@johnnyvivic8730 Жыл бұрын
@@SerraPontosSoc the biggest goof here is that you responded to an 11 year old comment. Lol
@SerraPontosSoc Жыл бұрын
@@johnnyvivic8730 Excuse me I have very thick skin, but that was a low blow.
@johnnyvivic8730 Жыл бұрын
@@SerraPontosSoc My apologies.
@JayMiV8 жыл бұрын
Skip to 3:00:00 for the video to start.
@callummcdougall9987 жыл бұрын
Jay Milligan You diva roach
@shannonjilbrooks74396 жыл бұрын
Callum McDougall Hahaha!
@JeremyHoffman2 ай бұрын
Took me a second. And then 10,799 more of looking at an empty room
@everettlogan24339 жыл бұрын
I bet Amir wrote this.
@purpin76619 жыл бұрын
+Everett Logan I think they improvised a bit
@Slashatopia29 жыл бұрын
+Purpin Yeah but you need to stick to the script!
@OhplsAndrew7 жыл бұрын
No shit, it's his script.
@Ash_C1286 жыл бұрын
Everett Logan I
@plokijum6 жыл бұрын
None of their lines were “interior: I don’t give a flaming fart”
@spaghettibird51352 жыл бұрын
“Jet black hair-like a jet” and “are you a foodie?” are the best lines of this one for sure
@70sman2 жыл бұрын
This episode has non-stop incredible lines: "My hair is as red as a green apple" "My heart. It's cold. I can't breathe" "Your ass is mine, McMexican"
@vinnya.11399 жыл бұрын
First they said she had jet black hair. Then hair blonde as the sun. Then fucking red hair as red as a fucking green apple.
@brucebanner98569 жыл бұрын
Kevin It's art. Amir is a fucking genius.
@yousefal-otaibi1507 жыл бұрын
Sin City vibes
@tylermcauley35848 жыл бұрын
the high pitched queef is hands down the most funny thing that I have ever heard
@cruzanassassin6 жыл бұрын
i was dying!!!!!
@psuley19773 жыл бұрын
Wish I could have heard it. Too high pitched for my coward ears
@mevicky100 Жыл бұрын
@@psuley1977 even so, we all know it’s there, for sure.
@dropout12 жыл бұрын
Try and tell him he's not... because we won't...
@TheDeathlessPrince10 жыл бұрын
Did Murph shave off his sanity with his hair or something?
@fruithoops45326 жыл бұрын
All he knows is ball and good.
@timetravel_05045 жыл бұрын
1:23 omg i love the fact that jake has to look at his arm after buff is mentioned.
@EndOfSmallSanctuary972 жыл бұрын
Him very briefly accepting Amir's compliment is so cute
@dewbs81511 жыл бұрын
I like how her hair color changes 3 times in the story and the simile in the last one makes no sense.
@thecaffineman10 жыл бұрын
5 actually lol! Black, Blond, Red and Green lol!
@Keepsake6610 жыл бұрын
listen carefully. the color never changes. 1. jet black hair. 2. blond as the sun. the sun reflects all colors. so, in effect, it is the opposite of color, loosely making it black. (this is a stretch but i make it work for the sake of this). 3. as red as a green apple. red is the color opposite of green. This makes her hair black. i love this sketch simply for this clever writing. (and murph freak outs are awesome!)
@dewbs81510 жыл бұрын
Keepsake66 Blew my mind. You could also consider "red as a green apple" to mean "not actually red at all," which means it could be black.
@PaldBenis10 жыл бұрын
Keepsake66 You are so incorrect...
@andrewlee99999999910 жыл бұрын
Keepsake66 pretty sure it's supposed to make absolutely no sense, for comedic purposes
@WerewolfGuyyy Жыл бұрын
That shot of Adam conover looking for what page they're on 🤣
@Th3IndianNinja10 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who's Italian from Mexico, NY and I call him Darrell McMexican and he has no idea why lol
@BaconManProd10 жыл бұрын
I lolled
@justinz92255 жыл бұрын
Would make more sense if he was Irish.
@Strummie3 жыл бұрын
Ya blew it.
@brandonse1678 жыл бұрын
"Amir wrote it" "Amir, what's going on here!!!" "He was improvising" *Continues to flip his shit I laughed so hard
@zachattack57425 жыл бұрын
YOUR ASS IS MINE, MCMEXICAN! YOUR ASS IS MINE!
@michaelramsey823 жыл бұрын
I love how, in the heat of anger, Murph forgets that Jake isn't actually Daryl McMexican.
@zachattack5742 Жыл бұрын
Your ass is mine, McMexican! Your ass is mine!
@azmin928 жыл бұрын
jet black hair, like a jet. blonde like the sun. Red hair like green apple.
@lilycarolinesings4 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird seeing old episodes with Emily, Murph, and Jake after listening to Not Another D&D Podcast
@eliparker71514 жыл бұрын
Wait what happened?
@AndrewPonti4 жыл бұрын
AND YUGO MADE IT ALL CRAZY!
@astphaire Жыл бұрын
@@eliparker7151 The died
@Rylee_G3 жыл бұрын
Emily is always the star of the show
@logicaloverdrive81972 жыл бұрын
This is undoubtedly the woman behind operation slippery puppet
@jazzy4830 Жыл бұрын
It's you! the D20 clipper girl
@Rylee_G Жыл бұрын
@@jazzy4830 yes i am rylee
@jazzy4830 Жыл бұрын
@@Rylee_G You are my preferred way to consume Dropout content, just the hits.
@neontime85078 жыл бұрын
"As red as a green apple." So...not red?
@Ekvitarius8 жыл бұрын
No, it's jet black like a jet
@Katloft7 жыл бұрын
No, it's blonde as the sun.
@joeybob43378 жыл бұрын
Collegehumor should make this skit.
@amphetaminedaydream7 жыл бұрын
Joey Bob 3 hours of an empty room
@ChuckNorris-qe5lo6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Durden better than most of their stuff nowadays
@TheNattiemaddie8 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite Jake and Amir it's just fantastic
@Arkitrax12 жыл бұрын
1:44 "81 years young, jet black hair, like a jet." 2:01 "I'm blonde, as the sun." 2:49 "My hair is as red as a green apple." WTF
@sinancothebest9 жыл бұрын
Omg I really really love these Jake & Amir + Murph & Emily ones
@Muha11B9 жыл бұрын
"My hair is as red as a green apple"
@AndreCrema97 Жыл бұрын
I forget that Murph was the heavy to Jake in a lot of these... Listening to NADDPOD is easy to forget that they've worked with each other for like 15 years
@pratyusha.97 Жыл бұрын
This is exactly why bullying Jake comes so naturally to Murph. He's had years of practice 😂
@Think_legit3 жыл бұрын
I have literally been to a table read like this with a guy like this and it’s killing me oh my god 😂😂
@toddchavez8274 Жыл бұрын
Nooooo please don’t tell me this is real
@Treyworld9 жыл бұрын
Wow... Murph is fucking crazy...... and I love it.
@mrsuperman20039 жыл бұрын
It's a character he plays, listen to his podcast on if I were you show and he said he is strongly against violence
@drsupermonk78319 жыл бұрын
Seth Tward How ironic
@mrsuperman20039 жыл бұрын
Joseph Cano Ikr
@yellowcougar189 жыл бұрын
+Treyworld Girls like crazy dudes-which is why Emily and Murphy are now engaged. (Nope, that's not a joke. That's genuine. Google it). They weren't dating when this was written, however.
@toddchavez8274 Жыл бұрын
Murph and Jake trying to keep straight faces is easily the best part for me
@FeudalMoon11 жыл бұрын
81 years young LOL
@necessarydebates64848 жыл бұрын
"I am the weakest link. Good night!" GTFOOOO !!!!!! HAHAHA
@joshuaburchh12 жыл бұрын
You know it's an awesome episode when Murph is in it! :)
@darkartsdabbler24078 жыл бұрын
A buff and a cool
@Gabeghouls6 жыл бұрын
Dark Arts Dabbler Jake is flattered by it.
@baljot12315 жыл бұрын
Whatever
@PeachBeef9 жыл бұрын
Before Emily was the central figure at CH.
@JuiCeBoX195 ай бұрын
This is slowly becoming one of my top 5s
@Enzombie8 жыл бұрын
this sketch is a little too improvise for my liking
@judeconnor-macintyre98743 жыл бұрын
"81 years young, with jetblack hair, like a jet"
@draconicvoid36086 жыл бұрын
"Jet black hair, like a jet" "Blonde as the sun"
@rurouniraphael9 жыл бұрын
Emily and Murph are perfect for one another. They are both fucking crazy and just pure jokes. LOVE THEM.
@munjee2 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this a dozen time over the years I just now picked up that Emily's hair changes colour every line
@ryanhealy90262 жыл бұрын
She was Lady McBething him.
@MagownBand10 жыл бұрын
My knees, my tiny knees!
@zacharyyates520910 жыл бұрын
oh jesus, this is literally perfect
@MCPhatman4 ай бұрын
I came here 11 years later just to see that look on Murphs face again 😂😂😂😂
@TheSpecialsauce9612 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest name and Amir ever made. I just laughed so hard I couldnt breathe and this is my 5th time watching this episode
@95Jemo10 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what happened after high pitched queef, I just fuckin lost my shit right then and passed out . and somewhere in the middle wrote this comment.
@Bobbleheads56 Жыл бұрын
A buff and a cool 😂
@zelafary828310 жыл бұрын
What they didn't know.... THIS WHAS THE SCRIPT ALL ALONG!!!!!
@breascott43675 жыл бұрын
I’m cryyyying because I’m pretty sure they filmed this before Emily and Murph were a couple😂
@derekfloresofficial4 жыл бұрын
Brea Scott in an AMA this was confirmed
@richardmiddaugh9749Ай бұрын
The genuine concern in Emily's voice for the "No..." at the beginning completely misleading how insane her character is from that point onwards
@riedstep8 жыл бұрын
crazy murph is the best murph
@riedstep5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I've been watching these videos for years
@sadas3190 Жыл бұрын
Now im imagining the actual table read for this sketch
@starzandearth4 жыл бұрын
This is the peak of college humor
@dedacadeb Жыл бұрын
I don’t have normal interactions with darrells because of this episode
@xxsniperkittykatxx5 жыл бұрын
3:14 I'm pretty sure that's the moment real Emily fell in love with Murph.
@GameMastersKip Жыл бұрын
And thus, Murphy entered his final form.
@A_Dopamine_Molecule3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact... Murph and Emily first met each other on the set of this sketch.
@jesusthroughmary2 жыл бұрын
there is no way this is true but I want to believe
@mn46842 Жыл бұрын
I love how murf is suppose to be the intimating character in their sketches
@MKHsma10 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard xD
@chriscraft042419 күн бұрын
Amir looking smugly around the room while the queef scene is being described, as if he thinks some of the people in the room will be impressed😂 and Jake’s “whatever” to “he looks just like Jake; a Buff and a Cool”
@Jonathan-nb9lc8 жыл бұрын
Murph is so fucking awesome
@MarQu8612 жыл бұрын
The cheek shaking made me shake, quite a convincing.
@chilldude302 жыл бұрын
I'm married to the script. But I'm willin' to cheat 😉
@cheeto4sure12 жыл бұрын
haha cracked up at Jakes face at 0:23 cause you could tell he was about to correct Amir on his joke haha xD
@GiGi-yk4xn8 жыл бұрын
Jake is way too handsome in this video
@SimpsonizerForLife8 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Gabeghouls6 жыл бұрын
He’s a buff and a cool.
@TimmyT12342 жыл бұрын
I never realized how well they wove that improvising bit into the sketch, fun on it's own but its all just a setup for merf to loose it
@TheAllomen9 жыл бұрын
I DEMAND A MOVIE! :P
@Asb203349 жыл бұрын
That have one it's about an hour long
@jeffbarrett33449 жыл бұрын
arsh bull Half hour
@TheOmegaLeaf9 жыл бұрын
Bob Lasso fired
@shaneebahera85669 жыл бұрын
arsh bull too short they need to have a 3hr long shot of an empty room
@katelynnemece5816 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone else is just sitting there being really confused
@kayleytarantino644210 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to hear the rest of the story XD
@CZnoob11 жыл бұрын
thanks! video cut right off on that part and turned back on after it! so thankful that some lucky person whose video worked pasted it here.
@uub1211 жыл бұрын
Not an offensive name
@dewbs81511 жыл бұрын
I subscribed.
@hayderimran710 жыл бұрын
yea, you were just improvising.
@florian821810 жыл бұрын
Screw you McMexican. Your heart is cold and your name is offensive.
@uub1210 жыл бұрын
***** Go to hell McMillionaire you poser.
@olivias12127 жыл бұрын
the best comment thread in history
@KameariKillScreen3 жыл бұрын
watching Byron murphee trying not to laugh makes me want to drink curphee
@bikermark66611 жыл бұрын
this..would be a fun job to have
@DRChupacabrah12 жыл бұрын
I like how when she's not reading from the script she sounds exactly like shes reading a script.
@justinz92255 жыл бұрын
How can she be Darryl's girlfriend, yet he doesn't know any thing about her? I'm suddenly perplexed by this.
@torealreality42075 жыл бұрын
Murph laughing at "are you a foodie?" is so good
@huswsimonbla9 жыл бұрын
I just come to these vids to stare at Emily.
@MrGoutetsu12 жыл бұрын
I'd posit his performance in "Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 2" to be his most riveting yet.
@TheDoctorOfWho9 жыл бұрын
I hate murph but by god am I jealous of him
@General12th9 жыл бұрын
TheDoctorOfWho Murph's character in J&A really bothers me. He's a great actor though.
@thomaswilson7698 жыл бұрын
listen to if I were you episode 99 violence
@seangannon60058 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Shank what? why? I find him very easy to identify with
@smokejc8 жыл бұрын
+Sean Gannon If you're a sociopath, yes.
@seangannon60058 жыл бұрын
smokejc it's not nice to infer that people are sociopaths
@mainscoop25012 жыл бұрын
dear lord... I DIED at "high pitched queef"
@Marr0wgar8 жыл бұрын
2:34 Adam :D 2012
@Johann7572 жыл бұрын
Lol this feels like some kind of transition period between the old "hardly working" times and newer CH...
@ArodoraaLP11 жыл бұрын
Da.
@mynameisnotjoshua6453 жыл бұрын
Da.
@worstrapper1011 жыл бұрын
murph never gets mad at amir, but always at jake LOL