Jake and Amir: Normal Conversation

We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

"Uh oh, here comes... SNATCHER!" is possibly my favourite line delivery in all of Jake and Amir.

[@jajouji]

WheresWallace4883

[@ColdBlooded6666]

WheresWallace4883 Did I mention sale was a goose?

[@azmin92]

You forgot Penis.

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Some of my favourites that I can remember off the top of my head: “Did I mention that the hospital was a van?” “I’m looking at one listing that is particularly cherry, though on the contrary it might be an apple, because it is that of my eye.” “Bad.” “WHY SO SERIOUS?” *rolls lipstick up* “Damn it... shit. Uh... yeah. Went for it, didn’t get it... that’s... gonna happen. Dane Cooke even tells jokes that sometimes don’t get the laughs, it doesn’t mean shit. This feeling never gets old- Don’t take a picture, don’t tweet it. This lipstick was expensive as shit too. It wasn- yeah. This feeling sucks it’s like a total total gut check. Maybe it’s the beret, like it’s too far away from the joker, the Girl Scout outfit. What?” “I didn’t say anything” “Maybe you didn’t hear... I’m gonna give it one more shot, 3 2 1 WHY SO SERI-“ “I heard it!” “OKAY!” “This LA pool party is going swimmingly!.. Jesus Christ... You make these jokes that anyone- anyone would laugh at and he’s just such a... Why be friends with him... It’s so obvious he’s egging me on to tell more jokes... that’s the only way to interpret this otherwise why would he be such an unfunny... ass.” “Goood morni-“ “GO HOME!” “Good mor-“ “Go home and shower and change.” “Good morning, I said!” “It’s 6pm and you’re just coming in for the first time, and you’re literally dripping with cologne.” “I don’t have a menu on me, but if you have any spaghetti dish, like a pene vodka, something tomato-ey chesse-y THAT YOU CAN SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!” “I did a good job of washing it. Of washing it, I said!” “Ew no, you didn’t.” “It’s vinegar.” “Vinegar?” “It’s vinegar.” “What th- why vinegar?” “Why are you not complimenting me? Just because it’s vinegar doesn’t mean you’re not gonna compliment me.” “That’s exactly what it means. Yes.” “Blend! Blend this!” “You think I give a flaming fart what people say, man?” *shits his pants* “Oh... No... Anyhoot.” “I am ashame.”

[@sunshine_tidings6983]

if you don't believe me, ask my UNCLE

[@gabrflyan6364]

“I can only presume...” “DON’T!”

[@mattcelder]

"You don't 'consider things dumb.'" "You consider me dumb!" One of the smartest underappreciated lines in J&A history.

[@RyJ2009]

That was like a conversation between Sims.

[@tardersauce3578]

This is such a good comment

[@adambarker9524]

*oblivion

[@eggo5643]

vaguely

[@SteveCowlishaw]

theres a disconnect here

[@TheLarch]

Let's play it by year

[@isaacgartzman7523]

Amir is amazing in this one. This is the equivalent to a 4th Quarter game winning touchdown drive by Tom Brady, except for comedy. He literally doesn't say a single thing right in the entire episode and it was beautiful.

[@joedkat]

Okay, so what are you, 12 EARS old??

[@user-ft2em6yh6y]

“He’s more a friend than a friend of a friend” I fucking lost it, don’t know why it was just so perfect

[@BenjaminGoose]

Why are you so angry about it bro? Calm down bro.

[@Th3IndianNinja]

"Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher!"

[@thatgirlcheree]

👍

[@kjartanvalur3960]

👍

[@azz75sl]

🦶

[@VikrantSubramanian]

“Don’t presume because you make a Pres out of um and e” is my new motto in life

[@wesspect]

I use “don’t assume, because you’ll make an ass out of ume” in my daily life and it gets a laugh 9 times out of DEN chicks love that jake and amir shit

[@Laf92]

Den, Snatcher, Parm, Leron, Mickey, Amir has weird friends

[@sjturner15]

+longhorns13192 traycen and bradlyn

[@Asdasty]

+Sean T Sale, Traven.

[@General12th]

+Best Braai DID I MENTION THAT SALE WAS A GOOSE

[@psolo3]

lasagna and hamburger, if you count his clients

[@architreddy2912]

+psolo3 he also as a friend named widely

[@Neondarkness72]

"...Don't ask me if I'm ready!" You can see the slightest smirk on Jake's face, showing how much he's struggling to not burst out laughing here.

[@michaelramsey82]

"You don't consider things dumb." "You consider me dumb." Possibly the smartest thing Amir has ever said.

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

2021 jake and amir binge gang gang gang

[@Redfield982]

I can't believe I'm back here after all these years

[@diberhaze]

a0Qaaaqs asdqqqq0pushy

[@emmycookiemonster]

"When I told you that last week you welled up. You welled right up like I told you your parents were dead." "I wish." "Wow, dark!" hahahah

[@olinkirkland]

My girlfriend and I still do the "Refresh my memory." "Out with it." "Ready?" bit from 0:50

[@danman274]

This is the most absurd jake and amir there is. I love it

[@bigbud6842]

Not even close

[@bigbigx2250]

even close

[@doppleganger07]

I like how den just vaporized into thin air after the "conversation" with amir.

[@asafschreiber7941]

as did Amir's shirt

[@imraanmitha3280]

7 years later, can confirm the intro was right. This was the top of their game

[@DarkSaintElite21]

This... This is the best one.

[@BrianMontesQ]

Alexander Hamilton it really is

[@eboooo]

Alexander Hamilton that season or year has the best ones

[@Jellyfish146]

I think "don't presume, because you make a pres out of ume and e" is the jake and amir line that pops up in my mind the most

[@ianmathwiz7]

Between 1:25 and 1:28 the shirt changes from saying "I've never" to "I never."

[@HadesJambix]

Fuck continuity

[@fatymah1138]

Jambix McHades theres a disconnect here

[@taliakellegg5978]

Fatymah Osamu vaguely

[@sahilpatil8140]

Consider it dumb.

[@jethrograce7082]

They were just playing by year

[@Schaps06]

0:50 - 1:16 is the funniest back and forth i've heard in a lot of their videos. Just great acting and reactions

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

"Remeber when..." "Refesh my memory" "I was about to" "Refesh my memory" Aw man, how ive missed jake and amir treweg

[@PaintKyZR]

I'm going to name my daughter Snatcher...

[@stevemyers3082]

+Apathy And you can razz her about it all the time by saying, "Uh-oh, here comes Snatcher Den!"

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Uh oh here comes snatcher

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

Its been seven years, have you had a daughter yet?

[@Segwo]

@@ChristmasPterodactylupdate, had a son, named him Den. 😅

[@julesk2629]

I say “there’s a disconnect here” anytime a conversation is going oddly

[@mohmmednour3217]

Who else thought that this episode would be a normal conversation.

[@ivyghood]

This is easily one of the best ones.

[@CFijWPG]

"I can only presume-" "DON'T!"

[@IvanPlaysMusicToHeal]

You make a pres of um and e. LMAO!

[@legoindy111]

Vaguely, vaguely, haha, no man, there's a disconnect here, haha no man, consider it dumb, we'll play it by year, there's a disconnect here, vaguely, absurd, vaguely. Bye.

[@StoneMountain64]

LOL love jake & amir

[@bigt1877]

Holy shit it’s Stone Mountain 64!!

[@zmoney1001]

Stone, before zone, what a blessing

[@kennsquires4139]

Yeah I loved Jake and Amir too, but then they found out about my dad's pyramid scheme and we had to freakin move!

[@thorodinson6649]

Ancient comment

[@WigglyWings]

"You are 12 ears old" "What?" "What?"

[@HLoveInThisClub]

I honestly don't know why I expected this to be a video of Jake and Amir actually having a normal conversation.

[@shaazy]

The execution and editing of this vid is phenomenal!

[@benjaminnewington9099]

"Here comes snatcher!"

[@vikavids4126]

Saw the title, an I was like, yeah right, nothing is normal with Jake and Amir.

[@Pure_Linnsanity]

Just back for my regular re-watch. This episode alone has altered my vocabulary beyond repair.

[@64manxman]

"there's a disconnect here" is in my daily rotation

[@MangoLassie142]

2:20 My favourite all time Jake and Amir moment

[@dylanpaterson1768]

yoo all of the deleted jake and amir’s are gonna be on this channel 😳

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Apparently they just got ownership of the IP from Collegehumor so I guess they're listing all of these publicly now

[@extroverted_hermit]

I was so confused, becasue I was coming for my monthly Jake and Amir binge, and I see all the comments are gone and its under IfIwereYouShow

[@riedstep]

"I presume..." "DONT!"

[@shaazy]

This is an absurdly brilliant video! Must've seen it a thousand times, still impressive!

[@gianteeyore]

Saw the title and I was like, 'That's not possible with those two.....'

[@mrsuperman2003]

Den is played by dan

[@world-traveler880]

The basketball phone man

[@TheRandomBiscuit]

The "normal conversation" reminds me of Waiting for Godot.

[@CFijWPG]

1:48 "I can only *PRESUME* -" "DON'T!"

[@jamespusey7186]

the discourse around play it by year is honestly golden

[@CodeZaffre]

They should do an anti-joke episode where they actually do have a normal conversation. It'd have you on the edge of your seat every second... :D

[@saddieahsan]

I think my soulmate would be someone who finds J&A as funny as I do

[@sirsnowy7986]

Same 😎

[@70sman]

The comments section on Jake and Amir videos are clearly the best dating site/app.

[@RebornLegacy]

@@70sman Yeah, and the gender ratio is probably just as bad.

[@rnjbond230]

This may literally be my favorite Jake and Amir sketch.

[@THB192]

It is amazing that Amir called this as their best sketch in the intro when it is easily up there.

[@cat.a.lacking]

I still use “make a pres out of um and e” in my daily lifw

[@miraj0072004]

I’m responsible for 50% of the views

[@SerraPontosSoc]

"Don't presume because then you make a pres out of um and e" The writing was priceless between these 2

[@misterknitty]

this is my favorite episode. i want this shirt 😭

[@TestTubeGirl]

This has got to be the hottest Jake ever.

[@Marr0wgar]

Was hoping they were actually going to have a normal conversation.

[@General12th]

Are you saying that wasn't a normal conversation? Consider it dumb.

[@izzulhaziq4898]

@@General12th play by what ear?

[@climbitclimate]

@@izzulhaziq4898 there’s a disconnect here

[@MrFour4th]

the both "what?" always gets me

[@jamesmochoa]

Love coming back to these

[@bigt1877]

Uh oh here comes SNATCHER!!!! I died at that lol

[@denningisles4398]

My name's Den!!!

[@Katloft]

Denning Isles Dan?

[@OhplsAndrew]

Ben?

[@ASackFullofKittens]

Richard?

[@writingsongsforfrogs5672]

Dan?

[@samanthablasi-mason9062]

Denning Isles SpongeBob!

[@Cheesegraterr]

This is the best episode of all time.

[@pandora3579]

Best Jake and Amir I've seen in awhile!

[@Two-Eyed_Boy]

"don't presume because then you make a PRES out of you, and me"

[@neilsmith5510]

pres out of um and e

[@danielblasch4214]

2:12 That's how I feel when I watch Jake and Amir.

[@Hour24]

I'm caught in a loop. On autoplay the bootcamp episode is next, but then this episode comes next after that and I haven't been paying attention and I've been listening to the two of them back and forth for an hour.

[@lilstonerdiva5235]

this is the best episode hands down

[@qindleton]

Where can I get that shirt?

[@DibsOnMe]

Dan?

[@mmtigan]

Den.

[@DibsOnMe]

Ben?

[@mmtigan]

Den.

[@DibsOnMe]

Den?

[@mmtigan]

Yes.

[@sumosontv]

One of the best they've ever made.

[@hossahunter22]

I've seen this one many times but I just died at the snatcher thing for the first time...this is why I re-binge

[@magpie405]

best conversation ever. DEN!

[@NateWild]

+Magalí Iglesias Barenys Vaguely?

[@magpie405]

+somerandomguy365 There's a disconnect here

[@getflankedm9794]

+Magalí Iglesias Barenys consider it dumb

[@NateWild]

We'll play it by year

[@getflankedm9794]

somerandomguy365 What year?

[@AEther0238]

I saw this and thought "ya, right."

[@djrea4815]

This is one of the best J&A episodes of all time.

[@Autoworst]

my favorite episode.

[@bunny12]

Den is great at reviewing fruit.

[@greylonbaejoy4623]

Do they sell that shirt though

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

This is one of my favourite things ever

[@najeesharp3338]

This made me so happy miss this

[@Jose-do9go]

2:00 was that jared padelelicky

[@schuesslerlauren]

Holy shit... That really did look like it

[@BackwardsHat]

Lucky breast!

[@naptimegaming1347]

This might be my favorite one.

[@EliasGitterman]

This is the perfect Jake and Amir episode. All others are inferior.

[@eciIa89]

lol everytime i watch this video i say "WHATTT?" with them

[@DummyFace123]

2:08

[@BrianMontesQ]

Same

[@TheMartianKoala]

I love this show because it makes so much sense!

[@MissCalaMari]

This is my FAVORITE Jake and Amir.

[@hannazad]

"So what, youre twelve years old" Both: "What?!?!" gets me everytimes

[@AdolfHitler-uy3sl]

Den is short for Dennis.

[@deanramsey95]

This could be my favorite one

[@kingdomheartsguy27]

this is quite funny and weird and hilarious at the same time keep em comin dude!

[@rupertcornholio209]

Den

[@haydenbrown514]

dan?

[@rupertcornholio209]

Ben

[@rosewood217]

Here comes Snatcher!

[@thatmanckid]

Rupert Cornholio Gren

[@sagjig2]

+James Hodson There's a disconnect here.

[@JL-gq5xo]

I've been saying play it by year my entire life... I thought I was right

[@JaeEffingKae]

Sometimes I'm amazed Jake and Amir still make me laugh.

[@m3e7]

This is probably the best ive seen

[@alexanderm2220]

Snatcher

[@genikalandry8313]

Here he comes

[@ponderous_tomes]

uh oh

[@samfahey9666]

Dan?

[@ethnic74Xx]

Samuel Barker be

[@charlesg230]

Samuel Barker Vaguely?

[@101SAVIOR]

charlesg230 consider it dumb

[@samp-w7439]

This actually might be my favorite. It really might.

[@RushingRiotGaming]

omg this is the funniest jake and amir ever!

[@momonga.]

What are you, 12 👂s old?

[@ethnic74Xx]

ben?

[@AirSofter241]

Den

[@failstreet99]

AirSofter241 Dann?

[@AirSofter241]

Den

[@ethnic74Xx]

din?

[@AirSofter241]

DEN

[@vibesriver9871]

You don't consider things dumbs, you consider me dumb, best line

[@ShowTheOreo]

I lost it when they said "what??" at the same time