Jake and Amir: 30th Birthday

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[@martinoc2282]

“How do you know Doobs?” Gets me everytime

[@JoshMarshain]

He says it so genuinely, I love it so much

[@ImSquiggs]

He delivers it so perfectly

[@seanA416]

​@@ImSquiggsincredible delivery

[@jackc913]

@@ImSquiggs Amir delivers everything perfectly. Genuinely one of the most naturally talented comic actors I've ever seen

[@luistolentinoNYC]

Every single time lol the best line in the series imo

[@joemichigan4945]

When I was a senior in high school we had a similar project where we write a letter to ourselves 4 years in the future and I also wrote the opening line as "I hope you're not alive to read this" as a little J&A reference

[@ashishsb9075]

Well are you?

[@seanA416]

​@@ashishsb9075he dead

[@donotworried]

Also… Avicii died 😮

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Amir's dad was dishonourably discharged so badly, he friggen moved.

[@Souleater787]

Friggen moved not twice but thrice during the span of 18 months

[@nicklespale22]

wow

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

A comment from 6 years ago with 666 likes... nice. Please guys, don't like this comment anymore.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

@@hittingyouoverthehead I made a deal with the devil many years ago. This is the result. I was patient.

[@alekshannibal1070]

Oooohhh... dishonorably discharged sounds like a euphemism for something lol

[@Gabeghouls]

Back here on Amir’s actual birthday in 2021- where coincidentally, the Bills are doing damn good at the moment

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

But Amir isn't dead... Sadly

[@Fauxry]

And to be honest, has a successful business and a lovely wife…

[@jamespusey7186]

still no superbowl :/

[@Pedakin]

@@jamespusey7186 GO BILLS!

[@kelseyferguson1741]

and now he has a lovely wife!

[@jackhentschel2223]

So Kyle's card didn't start with "I hope you're not alive to read this".

[@phoenixslythe6808]

First of all Kyle was his best friend. Second, it was implied with "Die."

[@georgeparker6664]

I guess

[@UpwardNinja]

“Ever had a shit day? I’ve had a shit life!” I love that line so much.

[@e13kid]

It’s quite relatable 😅

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

Jake's "what" delivery is absolute gold

[@calahoon22]

Love the look of acknowledgement after reading "I hope you're not alive to read this"

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

With the "so..."

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

I never noticed the reference to Doobs in this video. I must've never seen him the first time I watched this.

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

Their comedy is subtle gold. Like a soft quiet fart that doesn't stink.

[@scottwhiting254]

CircumcisionIsChildAbuse how do you forget a name like Doubligné?

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

how do you know doobs?

[@zestyzucchini57]

Lol. There was a doobs episode only a few weeks later.

[@emmanuelwhite7288]

Same this was one of the first episodes I watched

[@PuNkFuMeSt1027]

I don't know where Amir comes up with his monologues, they're genius. I wonder how much he adlibs, or just adlibs while writing material and records it all down.

[@MDCxThePG]

They both write the episodes beforehand. There's some adlibbing but generally it's by script. They're both writers for collegehumor after all. Or were at the time of filming.

[@Steror]

He's married to the script, but he's willing to cheat!

[@Skiloose]

I only just noticed that the paper from Ms. Nesbit VERY clearly says “Mrs.” not “Ms.” if you pause it lol

[@BenjaminGoose]

Miz Nesbit?

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

MISS Nesbit, actually... She would have been pissed at you...

[@TheFangirlable]

He's dead? More like, "He's bread."

[@dannyphehe]

Heeheee..

[@jadeanderson2902]

YOU'VE BEEN HAZED

[@saffry]

Ohhh from the bread one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😂

[@Jonbutter]

he was bread the whole time

[@gc5806]

You mean he’s chalk- I mean bread... now you got me saying it!

[@danieljohnson2046]

I think I've been trained to laugh at the sound of Amir's voice.

[@mattwilkinson5794]

Jakes face at 2:06 is just perfect. It sums up his expression about the whole series

[@TheWilderMusic]

"Dear Amir: DIE. go bills!" I was crying with laughter

[@RemoteIndigoIndex]

0:22 Naw... Bad you! That line is Pure magic.

[@jamespusey7186]

like my 5th time watching this and still can't get over "bad birthday? nah, bad you"

[@ArmanZaidi]

same here

[@Asdasty]

DOOBS was in his class LOL!!!!

[@Jonbutter]

Not only am I now as old as Amir in this episode, I’ve also been a Jake & Amir fan for about 15 yrs, almost half my life

[@johnangelle5975]

I also came back to watch this episode on my 30th birthday

[@TigerTzu]

I turned 30 today. I remember watching this at 20 thinking "damn, Amir is older than I thought. 30 is getting up there!" Now look at me. Nearly a decade old with nothing to show for it save for a couple successful business ventures and a lovely wife 😢

[@mogulloyd2071]

You don't have those things

[@ferrosplice8460]

@@mogulloyd2071 Kick him while he's down why dontcha!

[@HarrisonRocks]

@@mogulloyd2071 Kick him while he's down why don't ya?!

[@kitsunefire1]

​@mogulloyd2071 Kick them while they're down, why dont'cha?

[@jonas3333]

ssshhhhaa.... It's gonna be a rough moment when you hit 40 and see this.

[@ChrisPMuffin]

Lol they did the same "He's dead" skit from the episode 'Bread'

[@koto9]

+ChrisP Muffin would've been funny if they said "He's bread"

[@ajnode]

Except... mind blown! It's actually the Rosenburg brothers! I never noticed that before - I always thought there was only one Rosenberg.

[@ChrisPMuffin]

ajnode There's a podcast called Twinnovation that they host, check it out

[@Avark11]

They do the same in "Thanksgiving Scroll", except Amir's the one that's dead.

[@thomasd3104]

+kevin doan he was bread the whole time

[@AnnaVlogsYo]

I casually went to MTV2 & was watching Pranked. I SAW YOU AND I WAS FANGIRLING.

[@maryamchai]

First line Amir said "Ever had a shit day?" I literally laughed out loud uncontrollably.

[@michaelkopischke8072]

Which episode is the originator of "Bad me? No. Bad you." I see it in so many episodes and it makes me laugh, but I'm unsure of where it came from.

[@popcornfilms1]

Same!

[@TheMastermind729]

+Michael Kopischke Anywhere he wears the jacket.

[@michaelkopischke8072]

Is the quote original to Jake and Amir or is he quoting something from popular culture?

[@RamenSploosh]

+Michael Kopischke I think its original, all of the repeated j&a jokes they make themselves I think. most of them at least

[@Valete85]

+Michael Kopischke maybe "icebreakers"

[@Xclann]

How many times has Rosie died?

[@bfmw13]

Thrice in a span of 18 months. I wonder if he's faking it

[@prestonjohnson-roy7428]

Oh my God! They killed Rosie! You bastards!

[@midimidori4699]

does rosie have a twin?? i just noticed this!

[@dixiecronin7791]

Dave Rosenberg!

[@pancakes_and_pencils]

I just noticed this, too. We can't be the only ones.

[@timiadeogun6159]

I shit you not I said "What?" out loud at the same time as Jake at 2:07. I love this show

[@mrtampham]

Rosie fell the wrong way... LOL

[@jakelinder4148]

It’s my 30th birthday today and had to come watch this :)

[@JordiUp]

I just woke up, and my eyes were fkn glued shut from conjunctivitis. It's my 19th birthday and this was the first video I saw today. Ty jake and Amir. Dis was a fkn good vid.

[@TheNortherner55]

Go Bills

[@maxparrino238]

i had the same assignment like 3 weeks ago and i put i hope your not alive to read this . i was sent to detention .

[@spodybanjack8800]

I love how he says mainly instead of namely, and also Jake trying not to laugh at the 'rat coward' thing

[@eboooo]

I love that doobs reference it shows real friendship

[@jonnnnniej]

Real rivalry!

[@gaidenshinji3282]

My mom is a French Canadian Queen, and my dad is an army rat. Lol I just bursted out laughing at that part

[@Strummie]

This year in 2019 is the closest the Bills have been to a Super Bowl since those letters were written.

[@AFAM900]

2022 even closer, maybe...

[@HunterGonhunter]

I felt this way last year.....And every year since I was 21. so sad.

[@ianoshea4744]

This may seem random but I'm looking for an episode where Amir gets hit on the forehead and starts badly bleeding and he says "yah sliced me yah really diced me"

[@reesejones513]

I know what episode you are talking about but i dont know which one it is either and now its bugging me haha

[@ianoshea4744]

+Reese Jones (FatBatCatGaming) I figured it out its birfday

[@mark33850]

YOU REALLY CUT ME, YOU CUT ME BAD

[@verythinrat]

It's Birfday, if you didn't find it

[@Cinik6911]

Dont you mean Murphday

[@WfxRS]

Sees new jake and amir video, get happy. Seen it on college humor a month ago.

[@ajnode]

The fuck?! There are Rosenberg twins?! How did I never notice that before!

[@MOJODOJO67]

"MS NESBITT! She woulda been pissed at you" is immortal

[@kindofachannel7362]

Same Ms Nesbit that had that tea party with Buzz Lightyear?

[@Anna1047-m1g]

Kind of a Channel was looking for this comment

[@mikejackson7703]

You're thinking of Mrs nesbit.

[@TheJJZeeman]

@@mikejackson7703 ohh she would've been pissed at you

[@michaelpatm]

That "how do you know Doobs" with the high pitched voice, I'm dead :D

[@Johnsons97]

keep your head up. the one constant in life is change. be patient and persevere and things will change for the better. you'll look back on this difficult time in your life and reflect on how your determination and persistence made you stronger

[@BlueKazoo4]

Love how when Rosie get's hit with the football he dives in the opposite direction, towards the ball. xD

[@Asdasty]

Very good acting in this episode. Really very good acting

[@jakeel85]

Best Braai Except at 2:06 Where Jake is laughing.

[@Ranger1812]

+jakeel85 that's probably the best he got so he went with it.

[@elementneon]

Weird, today is my 30th birthday, same day this was published. Good birthday present! Thanks Jake and Amir.

[@MrAFJones]

Guarantee when the outtakes vid comes out, Jake laughs at the "Army Rat" line a couple times. He almost lost it here 2:05

[@failingbadly24]

It's like watching Star Wars for the first time all over again, just more exciting

[@Wyzzkyd]

He just turned 40 and still looks about the same

[@Naked_Snake]

That guy who helped the fallen one has good reflexes.

[@wadehansen3085]

how many times can that one guy die ive seen at least 3 times he gets hit then someone says "He's dead" ether he's the office zombie or they don't have a firm grasp on what dead means

[@jamesgrimes4587]

I only just realized this is one of the few cold opens in Jake and Amir

[@jungkooktrash4739]

think i know someone like amir.

[@Souleater787]

You know a pimp and a cool??

[@joelike7787]

@2:04 Jake is trying so hard not to laugh

[@Leonar12345]

I love you guys. I've seen every episode maybe 3 times lol it's nostalgic now but it keeps going, so it's a very good experience, keep making more :)

[@JuiCeBoX19]

It made you nostalgic 8 years ago?! This hurts man!

[@KatieBarnhart]

this must have been funny, because my husband, who makes fun of me for watching these videos, even laughed out loud!!! niiiiiiiice

[@kayleesakoda2593]

Amir says everything so smoothly.

[@daaaah_whoosh]

Oh, I get it now. After like six years I get it: Amir wants people to care about him, he wants to be famous, but the only thing that gets him attention is being awful. So as depressed as he is, he can't stop making things worse, because at least it gets Jake to pay attention to him for a few minutes every week.

[@Alacazam777]

Miss Nezzbit is who Buzz pretends to be in Toy Story when he goes insane. Haha!

[@lilah8013]

Oh my god Amir must be almost 40 now

[@zestyzucchini57]

only about 2 weeks from 38, actually!

[@vtran54]

this is the best "genre" of jake and amir

[@rupertcornholio209]

Wait, how many rosies are there? The two dudes at the very end of the video look exactly alike, minus the hair, and they both played the same character in the Citizens Arrest video. Are they twins or something?

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

They're twins, Jeff and Dave Rosenberg

[@rupertcornholio209]

xXthecrazymeXx Whoa seriously? I didn't know that

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

do you listen to their podcast? Dave Rosenberg is a frequent topic of conversation lol

[@rupertcornholio209]

I don't actually, I only watch their videos, but I may give their podcasts a listen, now that I think I've watched every single J&A episode in existence.

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

I highly recommend their podcast, its even better than the vids

[@scompieie]

bro i love your picture, i was trying to crush the spider for like a full minute

[@briankelly2794]

Those letters sounded like a bunch of youtube comments

[@TaCt1CalR4GE]

That head contains the "HUH". We must open it, rejoice in its glorious content.

[@monkeydude3465]

Me, a bills fan: -1hp Ouch, My heart

[@Winneding]

oh my god that face at 0:39 xD cracked me up so hard!

[@liamperry7866]

GO BILLS!!!

[@auspistic]

Every time the "...so" bits get me

[@SchwarzerHaufen]

777,444th view i feel honored

[@brucewayne2184]

You've just received the black heart: the congressional medal of DISHONOR!

[@dadude2140]

Congratulations on your publishing

[@danspitalnik]

Lolol the congressional medal of dishonour.

[@emacu_lit]

Do you see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit! HAHAHAHAHA

[@robdewald3186]

GO BILLS

[@brandony8691]

I love how close to cracking up Jake is throughout this episode

[@wildreams]

That outro is new?

[@ishouldntspeakandimnottoob7226]

wildreams probably old, since this was 7 years ago. Idk tho, maybe new at the time, if you’re watching in order

[@GenocidalToaster]

One of the best Jake and Amirs in a while.

[@joeychan1326]

why is everyone dying?! WHY!?!?!

[@WerewolfGuyyy]

Amir had such a bad 30th birthday, that his dad freakin MOVED!!!!

[@WhoIsJaiK]

I HAD A 6TH GRADE TEACHER NAME MRS NESBIT

[@nutmaster652]

Jai K Miss Nesbit. She would be so pissed at you.

[@audreya7543]

I thought I saw a scroll on the opening tab and had to click this one. There isn't one, but this is better.

[@justinszabo5205]

Dave isnt wearing a hat :O

[@kaynechu8652]

Emily Christmas present from Murph is on Amir's desk at 0:03 and he's looks reallly good

[@Domancave]

Go bills lol

[@samabizzle]

Someone help me I can't stop watching.

[@ThePuddingpants]

Lol you guys just made my B-day.

[@arrows4910]

you're adding love

[@gta4freak12088]

The spider on your profile pic scared the shit out of me.

[@frazzlesreviews5379]

I really want to see a Jake And Amir prequel series now

[@traumatiser]

Happy Birthday Amir! Have a good one!

[@touchly]

open up your ears for twinnovation king david was obviously the milkiest man of the bunch, all hail

[@twomorestars]

Ms Nesbit's letter is signed "Mrs Nesbit"

[@TRVtechy]

2:05 he almost cracked. haha. I couldn't keep a straight face

[@s.o.k.1393]

The first 15 seconds make me laugh every time

[@munjee2]

When he read "your dad is an evil man" I jokingly thought that's doobs , and it was actually him

[@Daniel_Boni]

Turned 30 today! Yeah! I can’t believe I’ve been alive for almost a decade now.

[@IssaJattt]

stopped watching this about a year ago, now I have to catch up.....great

[@rodneydangerfield7029]

10 years ago. Damn. Like it was yesterday 😭

[@ScrapStoriesYT]

This is the funniest episode they ever did

[@RoxasMatheson]

This was uploaded on my birthday :3