Jake and Amir: Couch for Sale

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[@felynecomrade]

Is nobody else surprised that Amir has his shit together on a such a level that, not only does he have an apartment, but a plasma TV and a tile floor as well?

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

+felynecomrade Well it's a well paying job that he doesn't do. I don't think he's doing bad economically.

[@Seb2323]

+felynecomrade There's this theory that says Amir is just a rich weirdo that one day decided to mess with Jake. That's why he's an "unpaid consultant" for CH and the reason he always seems to have money for his crazy antics and shopping sprees.

[@URKillingme100]

I think he actually directed Mickey to Jake's apartment. The joke really climaxes when Jake gets home.

[@Seb2323]

haha that's a nice plot twist! And then in the end, it turns out that Mickey was bread the whole time and now Jake's apartment is also filled with bread crumbs!

[@BlueThing64]

On the podcast they have said that the character Amir only has money when he needs it for crazy schemes. He only has money when it's funny.

[@ImSquiggs]

Nothing makes me happier than hearing "Mickey, my friend!" halfway through a Jake and Amir episode, hahah

[@Laf92]

Mickey finally exacts his revenge

[@MrThatcanadianguy]

It's even better when you remember mickey is played by ed helms. Andy Bernard ran around amirs apartment trashing his stuff

[@DanielJayHouk]

Hopefully that makes him regret the way he treats Mickeys sick ass. Constantly trolling him

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

One can only take so much

[@Tprodctions]

It was all a mind game, Mickey! A fuckin' riddle, Mickey!

[@mevicky100]

I knew it was coming, but Jake’s “Yes, God _does_ forbid this!” still made my coffee come out my nose. These videos are still gold with a heart of cold and make me beef soy.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

MeVicky no no no vemickey

[@TheseAreShapes]

Merry Xmas eve !

[@bouchandre]

cleanest bowl in existence

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Alex Boucher, ASS!

[@AndrewPonti]

THE BOWL IS CLEAN!

[@Iaminationman]

smoke a bowl and roll. wake and bake and make her make you a steak

[@VerifiedTrashbag]

Nah It was vinegar

[@Silverwind87]

No thanks to Jake. ASS!

[@LongLongLists]

“Yes God DOES forbid this”

[@benjaminnewington9099]

There is no couch Mickey! It was all a game Mickey! A fuckin' riddle Mickey riddle Mickey, nooooooo Mickey!

[@Temax6]

It's gonna be worth when it starts copying my assss

[@SuperdivorceChugsFarts]

@@Temax6 you’re not gonna have an ass when this is done you just sliced it wide open

[@samduginski1618]

🎶"There is no couch, Mickey It's all a game, Mickey A fucking riddle Mickey, riddle Mickey."🎶

[@baljot1231]

oh Mickeeeeyyyyyyyyyy

[@emonoglesby]

You left a key! No trespass me!

[@garycooper3095]

your love taking me higher, higher

[@Enzombie]

Mickey is the most trolled person in history

[@oscarsaris3183]

At what point is the fault on Mickey?

[@jennyla3378]

Mickeys' biggest mistake is being friends with Amir XD

[@hobelarge6389]

What is every single episode mickey appears in?

[@rasmuss-h1897]

nah.. rod is

[@noahmcmurtry5853]

@@rasmuss-h1897 stfu Rod

[@kurtfilms1]

who the fuck thought of washing a bowl being in the sketch?

[@Morrissey2k]

Youre talkin about amir here, the guy who's dad serves him up grilled jizz sandwiches. Washin a bowl aint too weird.

[@kurtfilms1]

Chris M but it didn't even contribute to the story haha xD

[@jeroenverbeeck7925]

they come up with 'going dickless for michael chiklis' and you think washing a bowl is weird :p

[@kurtfilms1]

Jeroen Verbeeck but this contributed to the story in absolutely no way! thjey didn't even address it!

[@jeroenverbeeck7925]

It was just a random, silly thing. Don't overthink it :)

[@ProudPapaJD]

How are these even better seven years later!?!?

[@kirbylover37]

Timeless!

[@signal1538]

The bit where amir says he told her he was being cheeky never fails to make me grin

[@jackmanning1117]

This is such a well-written episode. The main story of the couch giveaway is funny in and of itself, but adding that to the situation of Amir inexplicably washing a bowl at his desk is just peak comedy

[@micahhepler5207]

God I wish more of my friends were Jake and Amir fans. So many ace references I can never use, while they're quoting the same old TV shows everyone watches but me.

[@garrett7390]

Micah Hepler I'll be your friend

[@garrett7390]

Micah Hepler I know all the fuckin inside jokes lol

[@smokejc]

My girlfriend gave me a "most bitchly" and a "not giving a shit [with the middle finger]" patches for birthday (or our anniversary, can't remember). Pretty sweet.

[@paulined1443]

marry her

[@micahhepler5207]

Wife material

[@moocher2121]

This is like something Jon Wolf would do. Straight Global move.

[@shinjinobrave]

Not technically illegal either!

[@fares1521]

The wolf is known to be a subtle diva roach

[@darylmcmexican539]

Is that a reference to something?

[@shinjinobrave]

fayruz fikry And then Glocal pretends not to know what we're talking about just so he can create some awkward tension in this thread. He's an agent of chaos!

[@darylmcmexican539]

Honestly I'm pretty sure I've watched all Jake and Amir and it bugs me more than I should that I don't get a reference... I'm guessing it's from the podcast?

[@jesusthroughmary]

I think it's awesome that Amir feels the need to wash a bowl so that he is telling the truth when he says that he's washing a bowl, but there is no couch.

[@BigLulu22]

As soon as I hear "mickey, my friend!" I know I am going to rofl

[@belle2571]

"Ayee mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey!" Omg... I died at that part. xD

[@finzer2]

***** Smooth.

[@StefanCreates]

Now just imagine Ed Helms going ham in Amir's apartment

[@harshmudhar96]

"YES God does forbid that!" Lol too much xD

[@dhvsheabdh]

Ohhhh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my miinnddd. Your love taking me high-er, high-er.

[@regularshow960]

The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they're happy!

[@gbird.]

KingdomOfFandoms Dipshit! N to the O Z

[@luftgabriel]

I want to stay in NY, bitch

[@ryanpellattmusic]

There is no couch Mickey, it was all a game mickey

[@Qwerasd]

A fucking riddle, Mickey, riddle, Mickey. MICKEY MY FRIEND.

[@reostzombie13]

Mickey finally gets his revenge. Such a good feeling.

[@MrThatcanadianguy]

It's even better when you remember mickey is played by ed helms. Andy Bernard ran around amirs apartment trashing his stuff

[@Sav3TheWorld]

Thank you! Justice is always great.

[@StefanCreates]

@@MrThatcanadianguy Andy's fist going through Amir's drywall

[@narly4860]

Pretty sure I saw Jon Wolf doing this once! Highly immoral just not illegal.

[@mrcs38]

double your bye bye, double your bye bye

[@ianhammock4564]

I love that the one thing Jake understands is Amir not wanting people to have his number when he does this

[@SeraphsWitness]

I like that the couch is "tastefully distressed" but also "beautifully restored"

[@allisonmackenzie2150]

"the bowls clean" "ASS! ASS! ASS!"

[@janvincent497]

Everytime I think I found my favorite jake and amir episode, i click on another and have to reevaluate.

[@m93samman]

Is it a Couch for Sale or Sal? Or is it a Couch for Sam?

[@wisteria230]

.......Sale.

[@wisteria230]

The worst one it could've been.

[@yoyobanana9183]

Sal

[@shipwreck9146]

Sale is dead, she couldn't uhh, she couldn't flap her wings fast enough.

[@m93samman]

Her wings?

[@ObvsCam93]

I knew the Mickey reference was coming and it still didn't disappoint lol

[@nicoreuel2092]

Someone should make a playlist of all the episodes featuring calls to Mickey

[@pootisvonpoot1801]

Yes please.

[@SalvableRuin]

lol

[@DavidMarksmen1992]

About a decade ago I got my best friend to love Jake and Amir. A few years ago I actually put an ad on Craiglist for a free couch attatched with his phone number. It was probably the best thing I have or will ever be able to watch.

[@Roselieansy]

Anybody else think Jake sounds like Jerry Seinfeld every now and then?

[@NisitNaidu]

yeah he does! never realized that

[@jimkillerx]

haaha

[@QQ-tg5xb]

And he even looks a little bit like jerry Seinfeld when he smiles,right?

[@NotHeresrsly]

In case you haven't seen this in 10 years, 1:55 to see how much Amir sounds like Seinfeld - kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpjdmXyMbqlliacsi=6mGAYouE2j1l8ttA

[@ramyap6410]

Now I gotta get this outta my head - "oh mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind oh mickey oh mickey"

[@alexandergusdorf65]

This video probably contains the best line readings of “ASS!” in the entire series

[@SloeElvis]

1:20 you know, that person said all that really quickly

[@asheca97]

that's what I was thinking haha

[@OhRyeN]

jake and amir marathon ramen CHECK monster Check more cafeinne check start

[@neufy73]

these guys never get old

[@astphaire]

they did

[@iblame_nargles]

"God forbids this" Mickey calls Amir: "Speak of the devil!" Jake: "Jesus..."

[@AndrewPonti]

"Micky my friend!" I'd be like "Hang up....hang up now". Also, "AND WHY DID YOU BRING THAT BUCKET?"

[@SquirtleLuv]

Why do I get the feeling that they were just waiting to tell that joke they ended with...

[@frugihoyi]

I have no idea why you got that feeling. I got the feeling that part was just improvised.

[@MarshallAcosta]

I work at a fast food place and I’ve used the washing a bowl line many times over the drive thru speaker. They never say anything about it but.. it still makes me giddy on the inside like a little girl.

[@metermeasure]

after nine years i finally get the last joke

[@jamesagnew7809]

God 2018 and you can't beat a drunk 2am jake and amir binge

[@tastethejace]

james agnew it happens

[@mikelor84]

Amir was very Glocal-esque in this episode. his prank is not illegal, but so subtle

[@Jteee1]

Loving the If I were you reference with the "dish is clean"

[@jonahesty]

I wanted Jake to answer the phone and say that the couch was available and just make Amir give up a couch for free

[@hotdog7583]

This is probably one of the best Jake &Amir skits haha.

[@latinferlife]

To college humor I do appreciate the frequency of which these videos are posted, thank you Sincerely, a chubby Latino kid

[@DadBodSwagGod]

can't not hear the remix

[@SlayfullGameplay]

same problem i have

[@rowanfrost5589]

The proof is in the smile

[@bubrub23]

can you link me :D

[@WillyTheFool]

Rowan Frost and people only smile when they're happy!

[@duckypower9181]

Oh Mickey your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey xD

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

I like to think on the other end of the Mikey calls Mikey keeps on saying 'Amir' like, 'Amir my friend'

[@superanimeniac]

whoa, had the stonycomedy video playing in the background, and somehow completely coincidentally as amir started talking to mickey, the videos synched up perfectly, causing a cool echo

[@BigDamnVanguard]

MOM. STOP WASHING THE DISH.

[@saxo689]

What i love about jake and amir is that you never know which joke they are going to use For example, i love the “Mickey” references

[@thalunizz21]

Seize the cheese!!

[@OriginalArqi]

This is one of my favorite episodes yet!

[@cynthialee9651]

hahahahahahhhaaha ive been laughing at mickeys phone call for like 5 minutes soo funny

[@SkullTraill]

The hey mickey reference at the end JUST MADE IT. Ever since we were introduced to mickey I've been WAITING for this to be incorporated into one of the episodes ahahaha... years I've been waiting for this!!

[@SelladorOfficial]

Poor Mickey :/ The writing for this series is amazing. After so many episodes they still come up with generally funny scripts and add things such as cleaning the bowl for no reason to spice things up.

[@史昊珩-q5j]

In all seriousness, Jon Wolf does actually do this.

[@庄湝义]

你好

[@NolPatrol]

A star is born? Nah. A couch is for sale

[@chaso426]

the bowl is clean!!!!!

[@frankburns8871]

ASS!

[@FmsLuckyy]

this one of their best episodes

[@EPICmitre]

These are getting better and better

[@joshioaz85]

It's 2017 and I'm gonna go listen to that song right now... And Comment Jake & Amir sent me..

[@nylecroc]

Thanks Jake and Amir for the #IfIWereYouShow reference!!! To all the loyal viewer... THE DISH IS CLEAN!!!

[@conornolan5926]

Anyone else notice the if I were you reference, "mama the dish is clean."

[@ZZ29993]

I told her I was being cheeky 😂

[@adithijagannadhan7174]

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey! ~ Toni Basil, inspired by Amir Bluminfeld and his life with Mickey.

[@rocksaregray]

The bowl is absolutely genius.

[@Nonyah123]

Every time an episode with Mickey comes I feel happy. Feels like he's talking to me. XD

[@oscarsaris3183]

The very first seconds already get me with the facial expressions.

[@Matthew_Bowker]

Why do you think I’ll answer it? The bowls clean! 😂😂

[@cookingwithmycomrades8619]

Amir is always yelling loudly in that office.

[@ItsChineseGuy]

LOL Mickey my friend... Still your friend after he broke your TV? How can Amir afford a plasma TV? What do they pay him for doing nothing?

[@skalty9868]

ItsChineseGuy he has his salary doubled near the beginning of the series, has rich parents seemingly, and keeps giving hints he has a quite large fortune.

[@Daroga1]

The Mickey line at the end was the best reference ever.

[@Ashleypare95]

Anyone else like the amount of tabs that open now when you want to backtrack up a line of comments?

[@TheShadyPhoenix]

I saw that "Hey Mickey" at the end coming by a long shot.

[@ImSquiggs]

0:28 - Did Amir just call that lady "hum"? What if she has a deviated septum about that shit?

[@Bar1noYee]

Oh my god that ending.. Brings back so many bad memories of pop music :D

[@JasperKazai]

Mickey should've known better - gifts ain't legal, after all.

[@spinaka28]

Best jake and amir since a while

[@70sman]

0:29 never noticed this before but Amir calls this total stranger "hon" right before he hangs up like some kind of southern mom

[@kenilazarus4260]

HUM??? Like her nose emits a humming sound?! Where does he get off, that diva, that roach?!

[@Silverwind87]

Hey, hey, hey Mickie

[@rajTrondhjem10]

Jake's reaction to Mickeys call.. priceless!

[@egio787]

Still my favorite episode lol

[@rancidmilk60]

jake and amir do it again, my heroes

[@SinisterDirector]

I can't wait to see how youtube reacts to Jake and Amir: Tongue. I don't know if they'll even put it on youtube because of what happens in it. Still though, one of the best episodes they've ever done.

[@OneTimeCrazy]

never stop uploading these!

[@Yaalah]

YES! I was hoping for Micky to get involved!

[@ColdBlooded6666]

"At last my time for revenge has come" -Mickey-

[@rhr98]

i told her i was being cheeky

[@Michael-zj5gp]

First CollegeHumor appearance by Mike Trapp right at the end?

[@Chaos.A]

Micky P He's appeared before

[@michaelkopischke8072]

I've seen this episode so many times yet I just noticed this.

[@tomisoetan9061]

Good catch!

[@hughmungus1501]

I think yo can see him smiling for a split second,probably because of Amir screaming "hey mickey, you blow my mind"

[@kylebierly1639]

Meanwhile, a wild Caldwell appears.

[@sjoerdadlp]

Best Jake and Amire in months!

[@mulethedonkey2579]

The television setuppers had installed the $2,000 television, and $1,000 surround sound system that morning, after Amir had gotten to work. Mickey got some friends to help strip the place of copper and furniture, and got a nice couch out of it for the daughter before donating everything else to charity cause Mickey is beloved by all in Mickey's life, although everyone wishes Mickey was more assertive as Mickey has a right to be.

[@cappy6360]

I love that this is the video they finally throw in “oh Mickey you’re so fine” after all the rest. 😂

[@DavitFilms]

This Makes it to the Top 10 for me