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@kennethmelo63366 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit" Amir just summed up all of the internet in one sentence
@DoctorX17 Жыл бұрын
It's 2023 and this is as true as ever
@mrevilducky8 ай бұрын
@@DoctorX17 And it will never not be true
@johnangelle59757 жыл бұрын
Jake always finds Amir's reddit posts so quickly, I think he constantly has them open in another tab
@eboooo6 жыл бұрын
John Angelle I think they edit it.
@tommytwobrews5 жыл бұрын
@@eboooo ...
@nickwilson34994 жыл бұрын
Tom P I’m mystified by it even today
@coreyperdue374 жыл бұрын
Or he just has the comment history tab at the ready whenever amir gets in a mood so that he can shut him up
@synthetic2404 жыл бұрын
@@eboooo They might even have a script.
@xRinzlar9 жыл бұрын
"you don't have to know shit to be angry about shit, you just need an opinion." - this is everything that is wrong with this world.
@UndeadCookieMonster9 жыл бұрын
Denying someone's opinion, no matter how ignorant it may be, is something that shouldn't be.
@Pryen49 жыл бұрын
you realize the irony in that statement i hope
@Therealgaz6199 жыл бұрын
that's basically what 99% of all comments on the internet are
@dave51949 жыл бұрын
Therealgaz619 Is this a hyperbole, satire, or pure stupidity? no one knows, IT'S THE INTERNET!
@ThePurpleKnightmare9 жыл бұрын
What's even worse is when you do know shit and you are angry about shit, and then people who don't know shit, come and argue that your wrong with little to no knowledge of what you are mad about. Skarner got nerfed, 4.10. No reason, fuck you Riot. STFU people who keep defending him.
@goauld888 жыл бұрын
Does posting in the comments make me a doctor? I mean, not necessarily, but I'm at least a paramedic by now.
@jakedemedeiros99788 жыл бұрын
you've gotta be at least a brain surgeon by now for sure
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated6 жыл бұрын
Can you give me a legit weed prescription?
@PolskiProdigy6 жыл бұрын
Your comment made my dad move
@christianmccauley73405 жыл бұрын
goauld88 your comment made me beef soy, my dad saw it and he fricken moved.
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
With those skinny little legs...
@absurdwordslearns4 жыл бұрын
When he said scat porn I instantly thought of the sub genre of Jazz and looked it up out of curiosity. You can't believe my dismay when I relieved it was scat as in shit
@coreyperdue374 жыл бұрын
Way to scar yourself for life
@hittingyouoverthehead3 жыл бұрын
Oh you poor sweet child...
@davidallen52573 жыл бұрын
Did everyone clap?
@KameariKillScreen Жыл бұрын
There is a sub sub genre of porn where they shit on each other while listening to a crazy jazz soundtrack. Dig deeper. Into the shit.
@KaySquayАй бұрын
A friend of mine told me he knew a guy that would lie down underneath a glass coffee table while his girlfriend took a dump on it
@aziz_khan4 жыл бұрын
I've watched every Jake and Amir episode multiple times over but just noticed how Amir began typing up his next reddit post while talking to Jake without breaking eye contact at 1:34
@JayMiV8 жыл бұрын
"Ask me almost everything" Hahaha, oh man, it's the small stuff that makes it lol
@TheFearCreepypasta4 жыл бұрын
You know I just finished listening to Serial and find it strange that Amir knew intimate details about the case despite having only listened to part of the opening ad... maybe... no...
@runner95284 жыл бұрын
He grew up with Adnan. Of course he knows about the case.
@nderohan2 жыл бұрын
Have to give Amir credit he did actually bring his computer to work
@schuesslerlauren Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@zjones9876 Жыл бұрын
"I'm lying but it doesn't matter because I'm loud so you have to acknowledge me." 100% true
@Dryftburn9 жыл бұрын
1:59, that is the saddest and most true thing I've ever heard.
@sweeeenay Жыл бұрын
I can never get enough Jake and Amir. I keep coming back. Is it nostalgia or is it just that amazing?
@Pedakin2 жыл бұрын
So Amir listened to part of the ad, then flew (I assume) to the jail where a convicted murderer was and offered him a conjugal visit based on the very little he heard? His mind is so impressionable.
@theflamingmushullama2 жыл бұрын
his mind is not impressionable
@elis73932 жыл бұрын
@@theflamingmushullama yes it is
@RobtheYuppy Жыл бұрын
@@elis7393 I guess it is
@lipton1129 жыл бұрын
John Wolf did something *subtle* here, as usual; he created Serial just for this one moment of these 2 fighting. Not illegal but *subtle*, he doesn't need to be there for the fight, he just knows. Sure Serial was successful as result of his *troll* but the fight these 2 had was his real *prize*.
@CMichaelEH9 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit, you just have to have an opinion" is actually a perfect summary of American culture today.
@elewie916 Жыл бұрын
Weird you quote that while also forgetting the USA is not the only fucking country in existence.
@nicogrimaldi58428 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit" pretty much summarizes half of online commentators
@dennman378 жыл бұрын
Yeah, fuck you.
@artyu137 жыл бұрын
You are WRONG, my friend Lasagna would tell you otherwise, dumb dumb, learn how to internet better
@CassielusMaximus2 жыл бұрын
More than half
@bobxyzp2 жыл бұрын
“Ask me almost everything” really made me laugh
@konyinsola129 жыл бұрын
I really love jake and amir when reddit is involved
@drez7699 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit. You just have to have an opinion." -Amir 2014 Dam Amir. That was beautiful.
@TheExarion9 жыл бұрын
This is like the third time Jake mentioned Amir having an agenda for his conversations.
@BlacknessOfTheHeart9 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one to notice that lol
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath42596 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know
@KonkeyDongkey5 жыл бұрын
Well it's true
@Christian-xo8hu4 жыл бұрын
Cause it's TRUE
@RickFoxChicken4 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah he has lines to deliver
@BakerbrothertvOfficial9 жыл бұрын
They need a TV show! BEST SHOW ON CH!
@ianoshea47448 жыл бұрын
This may seem random but I'm looking for an episode where Amir gets hit on the forehead and starts badly bleeding and he says "yah sliced me yah really diced me"
@NoobTheShow248 жыл бұрын
birfday
@ianoshea47448 жыл бұрын
webcam model Thank You
@dianagyasi90746 жыл бұрын
Jakes birfday x
@jdrew2044 жыл бұрын
webcam model murphday
@airsir95598 ай бұрын
@@jdrew204I don’t want it to be my murphday!!!
@IsaiahReitanFilm8 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be mad about shit. You just have to have an opinion"
@jackprice90728 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Reitan Donald Trumps mantra
@EffectedEarth7 жыл бұрын
Every Hillary supporter
@riksanreaper67694 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit" Amir just summed up 70% of internet culture
@blahblahblahblah19883 жыл бұрын
70%? why so generous?
@EllieVaricuber2 жыл бұрын
why'd you steal this joke from this exact same comment section?
@jingerstorm2 жыл бұрын
who's here after the news that syed was released and the conviction overturned? this skit was my only exposure to this podcast.
@kadens10679 жыл бұрын
Those great moments when you understand every single reference in an episode of Jake and Amir
@thomasd31049 жыл бұрын
I love how unsurprised Jake sounds when he says "it's a link to scat porn."
@Wren_the_Bird_King8 жыл бұрын
It was probably not the first time.
@vincentturco14893 жыл бұрын
Amir was truly the voice of a generation
@heathercalun49192 жыл бұрын
In a bad way.
@RiotGrl4164 жыл бұрын
6 years later and no one has ever more perfectly summed up the internet than Amir when he said "You don't have to know shit to be angry about shit, you just have to have an opinion, dumbass.".
@parkertoth47032 жыл бұрын
Who’s also revisiting this after Adnan’s release
@wizardofaus1720 Жыл бұрын
It was literally this episode of J&A that got me listening to Serial haha
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Жыл бұрын
@@wizardofaus1720 the podcast is CALLED Serial? Ok
@KameariKillScreen Жыл бұрын
I am literally Adnan. Ask me anytime
@DarshUK1 Жыл бұрын
@@KameariKillScreen I bet you don’t even have a Garmin
@TBoneHEMA Жыл бұрын
@@DarshUK1 you're harping on it
@syedaijazkhundmeer78096 жыл бұрын
He downloaded one and a half episode. Only amir can download a half epidode.
@wickedamoeba87196 жыл бұрын
"You are so much less important than you think you are." -Something everyone needs to hear.
@ashley-px4qt8 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how I watched this two years ago, before I even knew what serial is.
@dusk5658 жыл бұрын
I can't even find it. It's just links to scat porn.
@HexRuse8 жыл бұрын
what is it?
@ashley-px4qt8 жыл бұрын
mistydreams2266 A podcast about a guy who was sentenced to life in prison for killing his girlfriend even though there was barely any evidence to prove it. It's like 8 hours long, and she basically just investigates all the evidence. It's really interesting because the case is still ongoing and you get to draw your own conclusions. I would highly recommend it!
@PatGencarelli8 жыл бұрын
Ashley there's more than that now
@decemberscott12897 жыл бұрын
Ashley OMG I didn't realize that's what this is about even if u don't like podcasts you'll like this one especially if you're into crime and justice and stuff like that it's so amazing I adore it
@Thomas-hh2yu3 жыл бұрын
That SHHHH at the beginning always kills me. He's so positive but also so mean.
@CarlosAtwell9 жыл бұрын
Poignant social commentary wrapped in silliness. I think that's the point of the show.
@HandsUp121005 жыл бұрын
Carlos Atwell yeah I think when Amir shit his khakis it was a sly comment on the failure of neoliberalism
@paul_warner4 жыл бұрын
This is forever one of my favorite episodes. Btw this is the 666th comment :) Edit: 10 months later I returned to this episode and cried laughing the entire time. If I make my way back here again I guess I'll have to post another edit. edit 5/27/22: it's been at least two months since the last edit because the comment was posted "1y ago". I just remembered that when this video came out, Rick Rolling was considered a frustrating and annoying prank, not a funny "meme" as we call it, so Amir was being portrayed as an actual jerk for linking someone to Never Gonna Give You Up, whereas nowadays it's just funny. Maybe it's just me.
@minecraftoutrage9 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these, only seen one and a half
@TheHappyQuadriplegic3 жыл бұрын
“YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW SHIT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT SHIT” that’s the whole internet for you 😂
@PogieJoe8 жыл бұрын
This is 10 times funnier now that I've heard the podcast.
@MarioTheStoryTeller9 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays everyone:) Btw I make youtube sketches. *You people are all awesome!!!!*
@heyyou77789 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so awesome!!!!
@charliereczek96902 жыл бұрын
Crazy that the ruling was just overturned…
@aidsdoh8286 Жыл бұрын
I love how he *schhhhd* him like you do to a cat
@J1ffyLub39 жыл бұрын
"but i'm loud so you have to acknowledge me!" why is this always so true
@ballisticbread2 жыл бұрын
Who’s here now that the conviction was overturned??
@MrM4L3K9 жыл бұрын
"even then he was a killer...on the court ;)" hahahahhaa
@mramos8849 жыл бұрын
Haha Amir's headphones magically move from his neck to his ears mid-sentence at 1:45
@kitsunefire19 жыл бұрын
So this is how Fox News does its reporting research.
@bman34959 жыл бұрын
Common man, copying my comment.
@stefanpieper37579 жыл бұрын
+Michael Perlman I liked his comment better...
@bman34959 жыл бұрын
+Prow Prowsky true
@darkartsdabbler24078 жыл бұрын
+Michael Perlman What's Ron Perlman like?
@bman34958 жыл бұрын
+Dick Grayson total show off at family reunions, lol.
@tardersauce35785 жыл бұрын
How does he get Amir’s Redit posts so quick
@lowiigibros9 жыл бұрын
I really cant explain why I watch this. I mean i keep on doing so but I cant really tell why i find it entertaining... But keep up the good work You two!
@Asdasty9 жыл бұрын
This is true for 90% of people on reddit
@yourpalCole9 жыл бұрын
The quote at 2:02 explains so much
@dedede6667 жыл бұрын
2017. Still great.
@Gears4561239 жыл бұрын
My fav series from you guys
@asherracies34249 жыл бұрын
I love Jake and amir more than life, now post more of them or else.
@XxCartoonGamerxX9 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir is pretty much the only reason I'm still subscribed xD
@melm99059 жыл бұрын
Serial is a sister podcast to "This American Life"...it is actually really, really good.
@MattJ3enning9 жыл бұрын
These are the only reason I'm still subbed
@lazzlo239 жыл бұрын
As much as i love J&A i feel like Amir only has one "mood" now in these newer episodes.. like he's always exclaiming something. in the older episodes i feel like he was more entertaining
@narfeyfjola2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy he's out now
@evanfortunato40809 жыл бұрын
This show is still great after all these years
@thelaxinlonghorn4 ай бұрын
Finally, several years later, listening to Serial on a friend’s recommendation and just have this line on loop: “Even back then: Adnan was a goofy killer - on the court 😉”
@lachlanmckay35339 жыл бұрын
Pun for next Jake and Amir episode: Jake: That's just plain nuts! (turns to Amir) Amir: Did you say something? (Eating a pack of plain nuts)
@MiguelSanchizal9 жыл бұрын
God that shit on Jakes lip is killing me.
@crustaceandroolcube8 жыл бұрын
+miguel Now I can't unsee it, why would you point this out
@swimfan7523 жыл бұрын
Best Ad I’ve ever seen
@Dermatillomaniac9 жыл бұрын
"ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME" I want a shirt with that on it!
@HNGamingOfficial9 жыл бұрын
This is a great reflection.
@Randyy19 жыл бұрын
The latest J&A episode is on KZbin? They used to be up on the website a month before KZbin :/
@coreyperdue374 жыл бұрын
Awww
@ChrisPMuffin9 жыл бұрын
I always laugh at these videos. Every single one I enjoy greatly. Keep up the good work Jake+Amir!
@ChrisPMuffin6 жыл бұрын
Wow I’m still alive
@juliacollazoactress9 жыл бұрын
I loved the Rick Roll part!!!!
@SMXshow3 жыл бұрын
2:01 is literally Twitter every single day
@MichaelAdams3759 жыл бұрын
"Your opinion doesn't have to be angry" tell that to tumblr
@meherali80269 жыл бұрын
K I love jake and Amir . The funniest videos ever seriously . I'm so sad they're ending .
@Minecraftingbdizz1e9 жыл бұрын
"Thats right, I'm lying, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE I'M LOUD AND YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME..." This video is maybe one of the most truthful statements about how a lot of people act on the internet nowadays...
@JOSHakaDRAGON9 жыл бұрын
College Humour just gave us the back story on every comment troll ever!
@Lordzxil9 жыл бұрын
Watching this while drunk is fuunnn
@SAMIOman9 жыл бұрын
This episode is not only Hilarious but also genius
@Necroverse199 жыл бұрын
This one video explains EVERYTHING that is wrong with the internet, bravo!
@BluntPatterns8 жыл бұрын
that intro was great!
@BluntPatterns8 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@HallieBreann417982 жыл бұрын
and now he’s free…
@KIDDFLIMZ4 жыл бұрын
😂 is there a video where they have a regular conversation, i’d watch that
@adamsmith78598 жыл бұрын
"a goofy killer...on the court"
@Evanz1119 жыл бұрын
I love these so much
@LandonLengyel9 жыл бұрын
It's scary when Amir starts making sense...
@johcoh96709 жыл бұрын
Yes! Jake and Amir twice in a week!!
@CUBKITS9 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to know shit, to be angry about shit. You just have to have an opinion." - Amir, 2014
@JohnEusebioToronto9 жыл бұрын
January 13th, 1999 is New Year's Eve on the old Julian Calendar.
@ndjk28219 жыл бұрын
One of the smartest segments Amir has ever had.
@johndenzin18469 жыл бұрын
1:59 best part
@imalonelyman9 жыл бұрын
U guys keep cracking me up. But u need to get of the office. Those r hilarious, especially when it's several parts
@terkmadugga7 жыл бұрын
Looking for an episode and I know my fellow fans will pull through for me. In the episode, they're both waiting for a chance to say something to each other but aren't sure when to start talking. Jake says something like 'what is happening right now?'
@chris_19889 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't this not be up until next Tuesday? Not that I'd mind...
@adamsmasher839 жыл бұрын
same here! is was so surprised
@FrontlineSpice29 жыл бұрын
I love Jake and amir. Best ever.
@sanaaqahera7 жыл бұрын
'You don't need to know shit to be angry about shit.' Every troll I've ever come across.
@NikSwiftDigs9 жыл бұрын
Amir has a way with words. A way that hangs the internet out to dry.
@Ectotasmic6 жыл бұрын
Jake and amir, predicting 2018 memes
@xanatosking019 жыл бұрын
This discussion could be used in any troll discussion. Replace amir with any troll convo, and jake is the normal party. lol
@bbcakez9 жыл бұрын
2:00 the welcoming motto for the internet
@Stubbrnass9 жыл бұрын
I freaking love u guys
@Sav3TheWorld9 жыл бұрын
Amir is what Tumblr would be like if it was a person