Jake and Amir: Credit Card

We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@steveniccolai4472]

I just realized that after Amir was singing “I’m so fancy” and then they both said illegal alien jake said “I already know”, finishing the lyric.

[@piequals314]

Omg I never noticed

[@v.t.3064]

Lol, I was scrolling the comments trying to find someone else who realized that like me!

[@huckleberrylachow2202]

The lyric is “you already know”

[@TheXboxReviewer]

@@huckleberrylachow2202 Quiet, Rod.

[@havingteawiththedevil]

7 years later since this was uploaded and i never realized that until now 😭

[@CaTCarries]

I wish I never watched these so I can watch them again.

[@antagonist8629]

that sentencing doesn’t make any sense

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

That’s why you just re-watch them every year or so. Still a great watch

[@abioticstew7375]

To get around that, I just rewatch them. Over and over. For years.

[@jonnnnniej]

@Violet Fields how did that work out? :')

[@austinflint8671]

@ Violet Fields i felt that way too much

[@Kenzaaa123]

I have been a fan for 13 years now. Seen every episode a minimum of 8 times… and I have been pregnant for almost 7months now. And when I was thinking of names for my son, the only one that really spoke to me was Miles. So I come back to this episode frequently because it’s one of the funniest bits when Amir calls Jake another name, but also because I love the name so much

[@maepicnic2460]

lol I’m 4 months pregnant and they were my childhood too and my name is samanthaaaaa😂❤

[@twilightsparkle75]

miles?

[@Kenzaaa123]

@@twilightsparkle75 MILES!

[@ChristopherCarterGS]

Henry! Henry!

[@Sam-il1pl]

That "miles" joke is probably one of my favorites out of this entire series

[@thahomiegonzo4021]

Oh Really? Cuz I'm have a Pussy!

[@JuiCeBoX19]

Mine too

[@seanA416]

​@@JuiCeBoX19same

[@Logjambam]

fun fact! its a reference to the actor who plays "Jake" real life name!

[@valx5]

@@Logjambam wym? his name is actually Jake

[@MoneyPanda1091]

"Flappy the dolphin is my guarantor give me the gold card" 😂😂 gets me every time

[@TheAlbinoskunk]

"I spent 110,000 euro on a koi fish once" "a koi fish?" "well it was technically a dolphin, but it was a coy little fish, little bugger was playing hard to get!"

[@IITaDHGdALToNII]

i rarely laugh out loud at youtube vids but this had me in tears

[@tylermcneil5239]

God damn classic

[@robertknetsch2715]

This joke was ruined as dolphins are mammals. Gah!

[@dixiecronin7791]

Besides, it's not like Amir's smart enough to know that dolphins aren't fish

[@elendiel]

@@robertknetsch2715 that is true, but Amir wouldn't know that :D

[@jmoses96]

"Miles./ Miles./ Miles? MILES!" "My name's Jake". xD

[@milesgaunt6767]

yes?

[@canabalistickitten1669]

Amir: "Im so fancy haha also im an..." Jake and Amir: "illegal alien" Jake: "I already know" lol that was pretty good

[@isabellemartin3656]

i've watched this like 20 times and i only realized this joke now

[@chrisluongo267]

Isabelle Martin ...how? It’s not very subtle lol

[@piequals314]

How am I just getting that joke oml

[@elendiel]

@@chrisluongo267 I didn't know the song, so I had no idea :D

[@tundead5562]

Jake and Amir? NAH! Miles and fucking rod

[@neontheabysswalker8253]

TUndead Miles and Rod? NAH! Ace and Jocelyn

[@leedent6796]

Call me Jacob Penn-Cooper Hurwitz because I am a Golden God, and you Tundead.... are a Troll Named Rod

[@Kieranndav]

Instant classic jake and amir here. I don't understand how people don't like these,

[@laurabaker9610]

“Phyllis Diller is here!” Is such an underrated line

[@bradandmawm3630]

I honestly think about that line on a regular basis

[@pjmathison9787]

@@bradandmawm3630 I don’t get it

[@T1J]

@@pjmathison9787 at comedy roasts the performers often roast the other performers starting their joke with "X is here". Phyllis Diller was a comedian that often participated in comedy roasts in the 60s and 70s. The fact that Amir chose such an old school comedian makes the joke even more ridiculous and funny

[@SeraphsWitness]

Definitely a deep cut, only old folks (anyone over 35) will get the reference. haha

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

1:05 "Is that a tweet?" "It's a Truth." This show was soooooo ahead of its time.

[@plumbussmith]

The writing and delivery is sooo good on this series.

[@Anton-wk8lv]

1:06 Our boy was Truthing 8 years before everyone else.

[@redactedname247]

Fun fact, if you start counting from when Amir says "A" on his tab yanking example and count his back and forth hand movements, you actually end up at "O." But Amir doesn't know the alphabet anyway so it is possible he intended it to be "S" for Samantha

[@climbitclimate]

Def the s

[@grizzly0304]

The "it's a truth" line is even funnier now lmao

[@jacobisweird280]

Why?

[@grizzly0304]

@@jacobisweird280 Because Truth Social exists now and their tweets are called "truths"

[@deadbutworking]

God.. they're so good at wordplay. BooTV

[@tooobian]

That roasting/phyllis diller joke had me rolling

[@constantlywaiting1480]

that miles joke has ruined my conversations with my friend named miles cause I quote it constantly

[@phrophannus]

"Call me Han, 'cus my credit score is dead"

[@leedent6796]

excuse you

[@jflanagan9696]

Excuuuuuuuse.

[@sonicrushXII]

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[@MDCxThePG]

@@sonicrushXII no it doesnt

[@Rougarou99]

Did Amir predict The Force Awakens?

[@kelsey824marie]

HAA jake saying "i already know" i just noticed is a play on the lyrics of iggy's fancy

[@purplepanda5773]

he had his social Security card on the back of his phone in one episode. Only flaw I've ever noticed

[@nikoincroatia]

+William Cyparski probably someone elses that he stole

[@naplockblubba5369]

It was a later episode, maybe he got one somehow

[@smellsfishi]

miles..... Miles.... MILES!!!!

[@ayusha149]

my names jake

[@milesgaunt6767]

yes?

[@HJF]

I have a million rewards accounts that I have yet to get 1 reward from.

[@emanuelamit222]

Hey

[@loganknox7]

Wild you’re here

[@NickDBaker]

I signed up for two amc rewards accounts and only go to Emagine theaters. Just need them points baby, not to mention cash.

[@rupertcornholio209]

It's the truth... Ruth

[@mehbobotorp2373]

Amir's moustache phase..... such a brilliant move!!

[@theholygrass19]

"Is that a tweet?" "It's a truth!" He knew about truth social

[@redactedname247]

Dear God. What other horrible things has Amir foretold?

[@FunFails]

I was about to make this comment! Makes sense that Amir prefers truth social over twitter, seeing that he's a Trump supporter in a later episode!

[@foxtrotnine2504]

It’s a truth... Ruth. One of my all time favorite lines

[@Zedcomet]

One of the best episodes in a long time

[@ksh1zzle15]

One of the best lol LOVE Jake and Amir!

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

The "New Name" mention of the name Miles made me have to come back here

[@MrEquusQuagga]

Can't get enough of these two

[@MemberWhen]

Silly Jaaaakkkkee, doesn’t he know that wiping BEFORE you shit is a real time saver?

[@guysongirls]

another KZbin coincidence: I was just watching gamegrumps mario galaxy episode 62 and they also mentioned Phyllis Diller

[@hamishr5726]

I laughed as soon as i saw the title

[@ThrillaWhale]

That final line is priceless.

[@paigenacage]

Hahaaaa I got so excited when Amir mentioned the alphabet game. I couldn't eat an apple until I did it & any apples without stems I would refuse. I want to live inside of Amir. Just burrow & live there.

[@TheMrHicksy]

Hands down favourite episode

[@101xp]

If Amir doesn't have a social security number, how did he tape his social security card to the back of his iphone?

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

He has the card, but there's no number on it.

[@WillToWinvlog]

It was revoked

[@lincolnexists5918]

That one came after this so at some point in between he probably got it, or stole it

[@gayvideos3808]

"It's a truth, Ruth" is my new catchphrase

[@non_brewed_condiment]

"Stop roasting yourself" "Phyllis Diller is here" never caught that before, goddamn that's a good joke

[@MrBickdutt]

Never realized "heed my advice" was kind of a catchphrase:p Heard it here, rap teacher 2, and school play

[@Phazon8058MS]

First things first, I'm the realest.

[@pigwarts]

Love these mainly because of how fast they move.

[@OutsideOReality]

I feel like everyone talking shit about Jake and amir don't understand the very long standing joke that is Jake and amir. They haven't changed a bit

[@tehcommenterofepic]

Jake trying to cover up laughing at 1:55 is hilarious.

[@lifequotient]

The writing is fucking genuis man

[@danman274]

I liked the fancy jokes they put in there lol "i already know"

[@stephanyvdw6958]

'Miles? Miles? Miles!' haha love it!

[@idreamofdragons]

Amir's character can't be human... and I love that. Keep it up guys. *^O^*

[@kylieh6304]

jake when amir says ripped off on S gets me every time

[@shadowmane55]

lol i love this show never stop pleease

[@ellem2342]

this is my favorite one

[@MELLUMOADA]

Why is everyone always hating? I have always loved jake and Amir and I still do. So everyone can just not watch if they have a problem don't complain every freaking episode. Get a life

[@astridbell3387]

Yep have missed this show

[@slurnie]

The fancy joke waa very well done. Much lols

[@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg]

I'm glad I clicked Jake and Amir man

[@mattverstege9373]

I really enjoy these videos, please continue making them, hopefully the people who don't like these videos will figure out that that they don't need to watch them and they can leave them for the people who like them

[@awesomedude399]

The sash wringing, the trash thinging, the mash flinging, the flash springing...

[@sebcde]

just pointing out that i'm glad jake and amir didn't end a few months ago :) keep it up please, you're awesome!

[@ericnunya]

this show is the best

[@jhonymasiol]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the video. I want them back.

[@DomDalyIam]

What's with Jake's hair?

[@ijeleo92]

IKR. It's like he's trying to evolve into some kind of bird.

[@thyrisdiscordia243]

what's with the hipster douche beard?

[@DendyJungle]

Fuck off nsa

[@regularshow960]

It's awesome isn't it

[@fluidexpression]

That's a Truth, Ruth hits different in 2024

[@sharonwanjohi9401]

"It's a truth, Ruth"

[@ramperture]

I can't see why some people hate this series so much. I think these Jake and Amir moments are pretty funny. And this is a series, after all. So these people that keep commenting that these videos are never funny are technically insane because they keep coming back to these videos, which they say suck, and expecting them not to suck. This is the definition of insanity. Stop hating, you bastards.

[@kLUVLIFE]

I liked the use of 'Fancy'. It reminded me of the Ben Schwartz podcast.

[@jesusthroughmary]

Call me Han, because my credit score has been cut in half

[@fatijaduric7418]

These two never fail to make me laugh

[@jesusthroughmary]

"You're gonna marry a Samanthaaaaa..."

[@bren182]

Been a hardcore Jake & Amir fan since the olden days. They're still good. If you are sensitive about other people bashing on them, don't read any further comments, but if you're just about mature enough to shake other people's opinions off, then grab a popcorn and scroll down these utterly hilarious fights going on in the comments! *Snags popcorn*

[@r0d014]

Aww fuck yeah!! the Miles joke really got me!!! hahaha

[@maggie555]

I love this show

[@oventi_]

Amir knows HTML and how to update a page with the developer tools.

[@jaksonkallio2551]

Jake and Amir is definitely one of those hit/miss sketch series on KZbin... either you really like it, or think it's insanely boring/stupid. I personally subscribe to CH exclusively for this series, and think all this arguing is redundant when clearly not everyone has the same sense of humor.

[@TheMardii]

Omg i love this show! :D

[@PleasePaintHighElves]

You can tell that Jake and Amir are going to go big. Maybe even TV one day. Quiet impressive with the production looks like TV show :)

[@Petey5544]

Hashtag green light Jake and amir

[@hillaryclintondidnothingwrong]

L

[@benjaminqmorris]

they own a podcast network i still dont think thats an L @@hillaryclintondidnothingwrong

[@SaltySteff]

"Stop roasting yourself"

[@PredatorBunny]

Yeah honestly; if someone stole my credit card info, my credit score could only go up.

[@Kascaded]

"I'm so fancy, also I am an illegal alien." For some reason that's fucking hilarious to me.

[@魂-d9f]

im gonna miss this show :(

[@dylanjwebmusic]

IMO, Jake and Amir has been lacking lately but this one is back to their good stuff!! Especially the whole dolphin thing. And did anyone catch the subtle "I already know" 0:35 Brilliant

[@trippleices1]

Their older videos from years back were much much better. At least their podcast is super funny.

[@froggyfrog109]

This is a hilarious series. Don't listen to the humorless shits that tell you to stop

[@dontchy]

Freakin' love these two. Never stop!

[@Richardnyman90]

You've gotten so good this doesn't seem scripted anymore

[@Josephjoestarventicvmjar]

I LOVE JAKE AND AMIR!! Its why i subbed in the first place!

[@TrulyMrow]

I love Jake and Amir. I don't know what's up with all the popular comments being so negative, but I LOVE Jake and Amir. Never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

[@elephabtssssss]

Amirs hair is on point

[@sdawsonco]

Good video :)

[@triton62674]

Op Razz Sorry but we can't all follow in the footsteps of your entire family here.

[@jacobhawkins9496]

I just don't understand why some people are so mean for no reason, why say that all he said was nice vid, FUCKING WHY?

[@MeeGrrLoves]

Love Jake and Amir!:D

[@turtlespanner]

Oh I fucking love this shit... T'is #DOPE. Keep on seizing that cheese boys!

[@HeyKids98]

Lol great episode

[@kickhuggy]

First things first I'm going to start using that line.

[@pennydesouza]

I bet they cracked up seconds after 3:18

[@jadecleveland865]

They should turn this show into a movie.

[@ChubbyPillbug]

Always funny! KEEP THAT DANK STANK GOING

[@Pedakin]

"Phyllis diller is here".

[@Pedakin]

Still holds up.

[@ClydeFr0g911]

One of the best J N As in a while!

[@HadesJambix]

I don't even understand the hate comments on Jake and Amir videos. The writing is so clever and the material is hilarious.