Jake and Amir: iPhone 6

[@soren5312]

I'm so proud of Amir for using AKA correctly. Our little diva roach is growing up.

[@SerraPontosSoc]

He's no longer an anal assassin of the highest calendar but rather a successful businesswoman

[@bradensorensen966]

He “was” growing up. This is so old-even 9 months ago.

[@Bobbleheads56]

Aka the visible ability

[@Winteramen]

You have the worst hands

[@Profy00]

Aka...

[@jedmyth]

In all reality. Amir does not interrupt that much work because he shows up at the end of everyday.

[@Timorio]

In all reality.

[@LyricLyYT]

The finale proves that Jake in fact does not do any work either, even before Amir shows up. Whenever we get a glimpse of what he's doing in videos, it's always listening to music as opposed to doing work.

[@evergreen6702]

LyricLy Yeah, but Amir is distruptive, Jake doesn't work but he doesn't distract others

[@tuxedobird]

LyricLy You don’t think he might just be listening to music while working?

[@johnbabu3322]

Tuxedobird if I’m not wrong the finale did clearly show that jake also hasn’t done much work in the last 8 years. And there were indications of this before as well. Ricky in one episode states jakes article was bad, Dan critiques jakes script saying it was really bad. And In the finale, sam also confirms these suspicions

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

"Let me shatter your perfect world for a second" lines like these is because im still watching this half a decade later.

[@BarginsGalore]

“There are just two cameras” *iPhone 11 has entered the chat*

[@maxwellqklinger]

“stop adding your own cameras!”

[@theultimatebro9278]

IPhone 12 😐

[@tomweever9392]

Iphone 13 poppin off with 33 camerae

[@jackkingsby116]

I was looking for this comment

[@YarrBr0]

iPhone 14 Pro Max

[@lincolnexists5918]

“There are legit government agendas reading your sex, and getting off to every adjective” underrated line lmao

[@jeremybuckets]

GOAT line of the episode, factually

[@hejmine]

I love the increasing instabillity and sickness in amir that shows when he receives the package. Instant mood changes both angry sad and joyous in just a few seconds. He really seems to gradually develop a broken mind and sould thoughtout the series. From just being childish and undeveloped from the get go - to sick and deeply unstable at the end. A shame this character ended along with the series. He has so many nuances and sides of himself by the end that are all equally exciting to explore. Basically the same goes for Jake, but in a more mild way, as he often functions as the straightman.

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

Amir's mustache was the the worst decision since the chocolate frying pan.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I was just about to comment "oh dear god, what is with that moustache?", I'm gratified to see an equivalent comment be the top one 😄 Although to be fair, at least you could eat a chocolate frying pan.

[@Azrage]

Luke Piechowski TF you talking bout. Chocolate frying pans are delicious!

[@WillToWinvlog]

you gotta learn how to be funny! @@SearchForHim

[@MrBradshawbenjamin]

I kinda like it idk

[@QueenAnime99]

Amir's rapid mood swing at the end kills me. XD

[@badmeetsevil8861]

was it a selfie. That was a realy good comeback actually xD

[@jacobb978]

Amirs tiny little cry after Jake calls him ugly is hilarious!

[@shrimpm4445]

Jacob B Thanks :)

[@jacobb978]

Pear Lord Np

[@emralcrewrblox]

+Pear Lord are you like Amir or something?

[@shrimpm4445]

CHRIS C You're so nice! :D

[@emralcrewrblox]

Pear Lord lol I don't understand how but thank you anyway!

[@askariyaw]

1:56 Damn, Amir kinda predicted the infinite amount of cameras they're adding now.

[@Pedakin]

All the better to SPEE you with my dear..

[@Maazin5]

I hate when you're accidentally right.

[@neontime8507]

Did amir just later forget what aka meant?

[@gullungen95]

They did once say that he's digressing.. "You used to be able to speak english!" I think it was the "Song of You" episode

[@carlhjelmborn4574]

Thats the goof ya nimwit. aka!

[@dropout]

Jake and Amir: iPhone 6

[@xXFartGarfUncleXx]

DickHead69able Your name says everything about you.

[@DickHead69able]

xXFartGarfUncleXx As does yours.

[@naughtyadventuresofmcbrouh5410]

DickHead69able Atleast your name doesn't rhyme with gay banana :(

[@quantumblurrr]

+DickHead69able Lol how does that make them corporate sellouts? For doing an advert, seriously?

[@emmaashton2353]

2:56 that emotional shift

[@NougatCN]

So funny

[@heathercalun4919]

I find it hard to believe that Amir actually has a social security card. I would have assumed a rat coward like his dad would never have been able to get his spindly legs down to the post office.

[@jackkingsby116]

9 episodes before this one it is confirmed that he doesn't because he is an illegal alien

[@nobodyxx560]

This is the magnum opus of Jake and Amir's comments.

[@hannes2927]

"There are just 2 cameras" that aged well

[@magpie405]

2:54 i love this... best combination of three sounds ever

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

why do jake and amir episodes keep getting funnier each time you watch them , like i must have watched this video 1000 times already , i can quote the entire thing but i can still laugh the next time i watch it

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

+MyPWNisBlocked whats that gotta do with anything

[@irregular1430]

I’m not a teen but I agree. For me it’s particularly the ‘spee and spy!’ bit

[@wickkidda]

should've mentioned how they almost got everyone to wear cameras on their faces with google glass

[@wickkidda]

***** Google Glass came out in February 2013. Google isn't just a singular entity with nothing to gain. All the major multinational corporations in the world are owned by an elite group of thugs. The Federal Institute of Technology in Switzerland did a study on it. And that group of thugs has its own agenda. They are trying to start a surveillance state, and getting people used to constantly being filmed is part of the social conditioning that allows it. Educate yourself before you go shouting at strangers on the internet.

[@wickkidda]

***** You're exactly right.

[@xorsama]

google glass isnt apples.....

[@xorsama]

***** lol it was about i phones and they were talking about how apple spies on you so um i thought..nvm sry

[@xorsama]

***** maybe lol my bad i assumed they were talking about apple

[@demirhandemir2216]

Amir was right about the number of cameras after all

[@theeditor8776]

Jake and Amir is easily one of the best series on KZbin

[@carlton3363]

Amir called the iphone11 before it came out

[@benjamine8387]

As an iPhone user... I regret buying an iPhone

[@rin3883]

He’s got a good point on the “you you you” part

[@quantumblurrr]

He jailbroke his phone to run Linux and Java!! Genius!

[@ConceptCentral]

you can uctually run ubuntu on a jailbroken iPhone now. In two different ways. And android. In two different ways.

[@crabdabs8497]

@@ConceptCentral if you're gonna do it twice, just do it once

[@JasonJeckers]

Android is Linux and is (or at least used to be) programmed in Java.

[@constantlywaiting1480]

Amir kinda called the tons of cameras tho

[@joshuaduplaa9033]

Bruh he did

[@AndrewPonti]

Amir predicts a scary amount of things throughout the vids!

[@HaydogGameplay]

Love the ending: " Yeah! But I'm ganna hack it!"

[@lightningmcdweeb]

the "only two camera" bit did not age will

[@brennab2697]

I think the funniest part is Amir having his social security card taped to the back of the phone

[@firekindler]

Holy cow another J&A fan named Brenna

[@TimmyMcGowan]

her name is brennab. she’s one of Amir’s friends

[@normancocksmell]

But I thought he didn’t have a social security card because he is an illegal immigrant?

[@ArvisSc]

I don't know why, but the "It should be YOU" joke caused some real deep thoughts for me. Amir is a philosopher.

[@sectorcodec]

Reminds me of the facebook privacy one, I loved that one

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

Hey you're very beautiful lady I like your picture very elegant girl and I can see the stars in your eyes. From hjalmar nyman

[@AyleidCraft]

Your comment made me moist

[@bobotea1234]

M'lady

[@figgledoi]

Just noticed that amir is about to start bawling right before he gets the iphone and his mood immediately switches

[@Treegrower]

Amir was really ahead of his time

[@danman274]

"It's running Linux! Java!" LOL

[@JasonJeckers]

Android is Linux and is (or at least used to be) programmed in Java.

[@roughryder5]

Holy fuck, this is fucking comedy gold.

[@stellarmusic8677]

+Elite anything anti apple is gold.

[@surelock3221]

Just fuck already jeeezus

[@vflamini]

hello

[@winechild]

Amir predicted the iPhone 11 Pro dang that’s crazy

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Got to agree with Amir on this one, maybe he doesn't have the exact specifics right, but he's got the general idea.

[@salrubz]

The 'I' thing and the 'You' thing that Amir said was actually seriously profound.

[@sharplizardclaw]

No it wasn't

[@rainawareness1495]

At least it had more than one port

[@Thisratisrockin]

I’ve seen this so many times over the years and I still can’t get past “spee” without crying

[@logansmiley1952]

these are the greatest videos on the fucking internet I swear 😂

[@SoulSonder26]

1:14 crazy how this turned out to be true. Is this sketch pre-Snowden?

[@gshak33]

Amir is making less and less sense each episode...

[@mareansim]

I haven`t watched this show for a year or two. Wow it changed a LOT.

[@DrMacintosh]

"is that an iPhone?" "Yeah....BUT IM GONNA HACK IT!" lolz

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

it's running linux! java!

[@AfroNinja720]

oh my god that was one of the best j&a in a while holy shit

[@ddurrant25]

I thought Amir didn't have a social security card because he's, that's right an illegal immigrant

[@LachlanFountain]

the whole spee and spy thing is genius

[@spensermitchell4106]

When Amir can't hold his laugh in at 1:30

[@EvilApple567]

It's part of the bit, actually.

[@NikolasRex]

Intro was amazing on this one. Delusions of grandeur! Love it.

[@Primitiveimage]

Finally back to basics! I love Jake and Amir's new shit but I loved it when they were just at their desk arguing about dumb shit. Seize the cheese.

[@domames3226]

18 November 2018 and still loving every episode

[@edwardmolaug4447]

4G? Nah, Orgy!

[@hewro1237]

I love this series keep making them!!!!!!

[@MelvinArthurMurray]

Jake and Amir have the funniest conversations ever XD.

[@rnjbond230]

I'm glad Amir learned what AKA means.

[@omeysalvi]

Haha!

[@NOSrawesome]

What if the NSA invented selfies to keep updated profiles of everybody

[@lukemckenzie0121]

“There are just two cameras” Goddamnit Jake

[@williamprice96]

What can you do on a samsung that you can't do on an iPhone?

[@Neonjavier]

well on the iphone its got a new feature where it bends.

[@GhostsGraphics]

too much to list.

[@Tauric94]

neoneojavier Plays THX i just tried it out and it worked! 10/10

[@SmowPC]

My favorite things about android: (Not just galaxy, android in general) Custom ROMs Custom Skins Custom Keyboards Removable Battery Removable Storage Devices Extra storage slots Flash Player

[@Edcookie155]

Chalkstick do you have a life?

[@DerbyMods]

Hilarious how many cameras they have now...

[@OdieOde]

Watching this on an iPhone made me paranoid.

[@jackmanning1117]

Wow, Amir used “aka” properly

[@lincolnexists5918]

1:19 Best line lmao

[@Levio100]

They look so much older, but it's only been 5 years.

[@Heskey4lyfe]

Does anyone have an iPhone that runs on Linux?

[@o.k.m2588]

Mac osx Maverics and ios is Linux re-skinned

[@KeepOnDreamingDude]

The Creative Lynx is it? O.o

[@Root3264]

Ummmm well I've never seen one, but I don't think it's impossible! (:

[@pancakerizer]

The Creative Lynx Being Unix based does not make it "Linux re-skinned".

[@CaptainApathetic]

The Pancakerizer linux is based of Unix. Andorid, iOS, Mac OS, and Ubuntu are simular.

[@zackzaktm2758]

This one was done pretty well, collegehumor! I liked it :)

[@itsElian]

Phone war is the stupidest shit on the internet, makes people look like they have no life...

[@brianconnors4485]

Not only that, but it's one sided. We smug Apple weenies grew up. The defining characteristic of fandroids is their obsessive stupidity.

[@wamrainc176]

1:39 lmfao his social security card behind his phone

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

why is will the postman lmao

[@mONEyCruickshankGaming]

That is definitely not Will.

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@mONEyCruickshankGaming That is definitely will

[@Tunainthebrine79]

The only show on CollegeHumor that is actually funny.

[@sergiorivera5487]

Well the camera jokes didn’t age well

[@somniloguy12]

I mean, Amir was right on them adding more camera's... and the speeing.

[@jayprodz4492]

Why is everybody on every single collegehumor video commenting hate, or religious opinions instead of commenting that they liked it or something.

[@nwb1998]

I'm loving that Aladdin reference!

[@victorvela4673]

Make one about Amir catching Ebola

[@zainio]

They did

[@MissMusicLuver97]

Ahhh I found it! I have had “spee you with my dear” for the whole week

[@WendigoPsycho]

Isn't Amir an illegal immigrant?

[@WendigoPsycho]

How does he have a social security number?

[@WendigoPsycho]

His Social Security card is taped to the back of his phone.

[@MarcoDuguayMusic]

In "Credit card" he says that he doesn't have a social security number..

[@WendigoPsycho]

Exactly!

[@sophiejo-47]

+MarcoDuguayMusic why would we take anything Amir says seriously tho? Lol

[@Operation_FUBAR]

This is still one of my favourite episodes.

[@Adroyo]

0:23 amir is laughing

[@hardXcoreminecraft]

Nice. I like these ones about relevant issues.

[@Forssa1]

Shit's true, though.

[@eUK95]

I love how there's a guy at the start of the video just casually eating his lunch next to Amir while a J&A episode is being filmed

[@everythingsfine]

iPhone sucks. Android sucks. Microsoft sucks. Linux sucks. Facebook sucks. Now do an argument about that, little kids.

[@BlueTiger338]

You forgot Blackberry....

[@AyleidCraft]

An iPad

[@Minstorm34]

Unix, duh

[@spodermen4699]

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@BlueTiger338]

Dalton Stewart I wasn't insulting blackberry, I was insulting the guy who says they all suck by forgetting one. My mom has an iPhone, my sister has an Android, my dad has a Blackberry, and I have a Windows Phone and personally I love them all. They all have there own benefits.

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

This is one of the best

[@aznfratboy1]

Trump reminds me of Amir.

[@Anton-wk8lv]

2:55 I've never seen this camera angle in a Jake and Amir video before. My mind is blown. AKA!

[@Rainstorm47397]

IT'S OKAY GUYS, I GOT DIS. I'MA HACK IT, IT'S ALL GOOD. TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I LOOKED IT UP ON GOOGLE.

[@timothybonnett1313]

Safe to say. Jake and Amir are still favorites at CH.. ALONG WITH DAN G.!!!.. :-)

[@Axelsypkenssmit]

apple actually has one of the best privacy policies in the world, google is the one that knows everything about you

[@Axelsypkenssmit]

The fappening was possible because "hackers" just tried passwords. They got to the recovery questions were you get asked what was your teacher in year x or something, this information you can find on the internet. Also this has nothing to do with how a company handles privacy. ( +the time traveling toaster)

[@frenchieblack1]

Why is this the funniest thing ever a year later

[@soldiermajor]

owww i thought it was kassem g , bye bye

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

is he even still alive, honestly who has seen kassem g since 2012. that's so 2000 and late

[@XaolinTheFist]

therollingstones321 He was in the latest Transformers movie

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

Oh! Point taken. Still, a downhill turn if he was

[@Spiiiderrr]

2:55 insanely quick mood change on camera :D

[@HowlingForPoon]

JAKE: Steve Jobs is dead. AMIR: Good. JAKE: Ass.

[@Tkforworld]

Has anyone ever just noticed how much their characters have developed? For Three years of doing this, Props to you guys. Hilarious video btw :)

[@redstonepick]

obligatory #androidmasterrace

[@3rdGenGuy]

Careful, the Apple sheep will get mad.

[@lacabra4107]

Who really cares what type of phone someone has? Are you really that sad?

[@TaintedStaff]

Joel Tate I think you meant to say "Are you really that pathetic?"

[@RiddLs]

Sanic it's funny cause i've never met an apple fan who cared half as much as android fans do

[@lacabra4107]

No, "sad" sort of means pathetic in my country. TaintedStaff

[@inshakhalid9370]

Love the videos. But consider making some Q&A videos maybe. We love those. Having a sort of connection and knowing you two more.

[@HDConcussionz]

I hope iPhones go away, there's just no point competing with great phones like the S5 and HTC One (M7 or M8) Android master race. If you seriously think iPhone is better please take the blinders off your eyes. it's obvious Android is better.

[@foorje]

HTC One (x) m6 ftw!

[@OliW124]

Love Your opinion :) HTC One m8😎

[@danielhunter1211]

The only point of u posting that comment was you trying to get attention..

[@ZBTEproductions]

I have an iPhone, and while I agree the HTC One is better than an iPhone for certain reasons, I cannot stand the Galaxy phones. iPhones and HTC phones are very well built, which is a huge plus for me.

[@xXAssasinXx2456]

HDConcussioz enjoy your crap google play iOS App Store SUPPERRIIORRIITY

[@Silverwind87]

That was probably the shortest cry Amir had in one of these videos.

[@taylortimmmons3995]

i don't get it.................are they supposed to be funny

[@DangleNSn1pe]

Now we know why the iPhone 11 has all those cameras...