Jake and Amir: Social Distance Scroll

[@emuccino]

I would pay, like, a bad amount of money for more Jake and Amir.

[@AndrewPonti]

Yes, like.... a really bad amount

[@carlton3363]

Any amount of money would be a bad amount of money

[@Randy-en5zz]

What's a bad amount of money?

[@ConnorDawkins]

@@Randy-en5zz like the worst amount

[@arbitrarity]

like... the worst amount

[@alisonutter1498]

I never thought I would see the words "Jake and Amir" and such a recent timestamp ever again. Sheesh yall. Tis a dream.

[@DylanHof]

Alison Utter ‘twas a dream😢

[@ApplePieUniverse1]

Dinner tonight?

[@caleblewis8169]

I was so confused

[@acctadmin4073]

Ebaums world flashbacks. Le tired

[@bisneytm1511]

I was so confused

[@liameisenhaur3873]

This is a funny premise, I bet they could turn this into a web series. I might be low balling it, but they could get 800 episodes out of it easy.

[@TeeBreak]

i love u liam

[@Spacialjones]

maybe even a movie. that good.

[@terrencewilliams9582]

It would be even better if one of them was like obsessed with the other one, or like a food product. Like chicken nuggets or something.

[@Ninterd2]

Yeah, and then to switch it up a bit every once in a while to keep the concept fresh, maybe that Jake dude could be an asshole to Amir. But let's see where this is heading first.

[@dwakeling1]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/morLYaSkgrd7hpI

[@knapper111]

The return of Jake & Amir huh? Only one way to celebrate. We’re going D I C K L E S S F O R M I C H A E L C H I K L I S

[@kipkipful]

HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY

[@DeathDragon99a]

I’ll do it for the uptokes

[@john_doeherty]

i made out with *cousin.* on a *tuesday*

[@antonsavosin75]

Time to celebrate with a simple rosé

[@tycho_m]

don't forget to butt chug some clorox to impress Michael J. Fox. That's right, 1.21 gigawatts of disinfectant straight up your doc Brown!

[@genghisconn7770]

Now that college humor is goin the way of Pat’s parents there’s no one left to sue you over infringing on the Jake and Amir name. Very cool - very legal.

[@othnielmarsh8942]

Luke Connolly I’m crying tears of soy.

[@brian3634]

This is such a Glocal thing to do. Technically not illegal, that's for sure.

[@Strummie]

CollegeHumor is dying like Sam’s parents... in a plane crash.

[@Vacated204]

I'm Guessing Reich gave them his blessing, what a pansy

[@MajorMatthias]

@@Strummie *theydiedinaplanecrash*

[@meanbeanmachine]

The messed up part is that Amir knew this would happen. He knew that as soon as he did something cute and subjective Jake would turn it into this this this this this this nuclear bomb of him.

[@roxxram9151]

This is a public shaming!

[@dixiecronin7791]

Smile of you

[@michaelaa163]

I’m sad at you

[@nicolasbanks7871]

@@roxxram9151 more than a coup d'etat

[@samweldon8104]

He was being cheeky!

[@ritikakumar81]

The fact that they did an OG J&A for us in this this this POISON of a year...it's amazeballs for lack of a better term.

[@MlRAAK]

This this this this poison of a year

[@markkittel44]

Stop saying poison.

[@123ada321]

We deserve so much more than this

[@Varooooooom]

for he has the anus of a god

[@theramo0]

I think we all need to create our own reality and stop waiting for happiness. It’s only by creating that that that that that that that joy that we can be in the zone.

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

Jake broke almost immediately.

[@atonshabazz-bey911]

It took less than a minute for him to break.. I missed this

[@yeahk241]

They call him one take Jake for a reason.

[@GalaxyRay]

One Take Jake in full force!

[@theultimatechaser]

Honestly, I can see how dealing with amir in real life would have me react the same way. Some people are so simultaneously mean and dumb you can't help but laugh as you navigate their bullshit

[@TheEtceteraEtcetera]

One 👏 take 👏 Jake 👏

[@neontime8507]

“I ate out my mailman in quarantine!” “Ate him out?” “The point is I quarantine!” “With your mailman?”

[@WillToWinvlog]

go diklis for chiklis for that joke

[@psolo3]

He obviously forgot to mention that he was robotripping

[@allysongray91]

Knowing Jake, it would probably be his mom or something (he's already been with his cousin, dad and brother after all!)

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

Tell him when it was, it was on tuesday the 5th busiest day for the mailman

[@nohaybanda3061]

hey, you’re watching Jake and Amir. Like you’re actually watching Jake and Amir

[@dionneelsayed3890]

No Hay Banda if the world had to end for this to happen... good.

[@sandermand4ever]

@@dionneelsayed3890 Exactly. It's worth it

[@jackc913]

Somehow this comment sort of gave me goosebumps

[@lalaicyling8429]

All we need is an intro and it would be perfect

[@gbird.]

Jake and amoosh

[@Cyranek]

what year is it

[@Sprightey]

LAURAAAAA

[@revilo3793]

why are you here

[@Sprightey]

@@revilo3793 what year is it

[@revilo3793]

@@Sprightey I was replying to Cyranek lol

[@Sprightey]

@@revilo3793 what year is it

[@xbaker3868]

Of all the celebrities that have come out during this crisis, these two are the only ones that have my attention. The legends are back!

[@nabeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal]

I beefed for a couple of secs :')

[@yanb1981]

Amen!

[@Jim-vq9yg]

Jake and Amir came out?

[@RedFoxMP]

jake and amir and literally the greatest comedy duo ever

[@diapermoney9545]

“We’re back.”- Amir Raisin Quomo IX

[@justinz9225]

Cuomo, as in governer of New York.

[@diapermoney9545]

Justin Z Sorrow

[@ThePantheons]

Cuomo you simp lol, I'm not even American and I got that ref

[@realbland]

Cuomo

[@chilldude30]

@@justinz9225Yeah, that joke was partly political...

[@go_gorilla_go]

Seeing all these random Jake and Amir quotes in the comments makes me so happy. You are my people. Speaking of which...why rob people when you can change your name to Robert People?

[@dixiecronin7791]

Hi, my name's Rob. Rob People.

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

You’re our boy 😌😌😌

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

How does that get you money?

[@AirBulletin]

how would u like to open a potery store with me ?

[@chriss4855]

i more than deserved this, i earned it

[@DenderFriend]

I love that not only did they decide to bring back classic Jake and Amir, but they're also putting it within the canon of the timeline by stating that this takes place five years after the finale. Here's hoping this isnt just a one-time thing, and that you guys now own the rights to Jake and Amir to do as you please.

[@OnionKnightRises]

It's so weird that there's the possibility of someone not owning characters that are based on themselves, even if it's just loosely based.

[@condor237]

They said on the patreon that they now have full ownership of all rights Jake and Amir since CollegeHumor fell apart as a company

[@DenderFriend]

@@condor237 I did post this two years ago so I think you can assume I did not know this

[@altidego989]

@@DenderFriendthat’s probably why he told you

[@LoMo_11]

“What a dark, sad, negative, bad suggestion. It shouldn’t be on this list.” “Well it’s number 5”

[@JaxonBurn]

“I don’t think it beats murdering Kevin Bacon”

[@gio.romero]

"Uh, interesting... it's actually a good note... I might take it into consideration"

[@caasttroo]

"okay, and you'll what? Change it? Whats the point? Who are you changing it?"

[@climbitclimate]

one second- I'm just tryna... get a birds eye view on the thing

[@anonymousspaceperson6667]

I'm shocked that Amir didn't just show up at Jake's house in March and be like "guess what we're quarantining together" before locking them in and throwing away the keys

[@Fetidaf]

So in 5 years; Amir learned how to pronounce "Meme"... and that's it

[@zama422]

nhuKer “uh it’s mem-ay”

[@jamstahjam]

"You were always good at figuring out the themes of shit" already a classic.

[@JackJN]

Jake and Amir are back? I'm beefing, for real I'm crying tears of soy

[@koraljkasuran3805]

Nice

[@ciircuz]

I was sooo expecting this to turn into Amir telling a story about how he was in Wuhan, China 3 months ago and ate a bat he found on the side of the road. Basically being patient zero. Can't be mad though, I've waited too long for this and I deserved it.

[@MrLionMan1]

that would have been amazing

[@djcatecholamine5483]

Social distance for this soggy biscuit makes the girls make sounds like crickets! I ate a bat. In Wuhan. The point is, I travel.

[@ddogvtae9142]

@@djcatecholamine5483 you got a stoned 2 am laugh and I thank you for that. You fish

[@Paula-zt9ol]

@@ddogvtae9142 you warlock

[@ddogvtae9142]

@@Paula-zt9ol you wizard

[@iameveryw]

Never clicked on a notification quicker. This is a pimp and a cool

[@chargersfan1111]

Upvote you to karma heaven baby!

[@youwillntbelieveinyoureyes7327]

The two best things you can be

[@Vacated204]

@@youwillntbelieveinyoureyes7327 It's not the best! its better than that! its DECENT.

[@chewaccab]

so many upvotes

[@RiskyReal]

...and I do have to take it.

[@logandh2]

I desperately hope they start making more Jake And Amir. It doesn’t even have to be regularly, just more often than coming back every few years to make one when something incredibly important is happening in the world

[@KonkeyDongkey]

The most surprising thing about this video is that amir pronounced meme correctly.

[@AndrewPonti]

KonkeyDong uhhh it’s “meh-meh”

[@dixiecronin7791]

"It's a meme!"

[@markkittel44]

He's had five years to learn words like dollop and gregarious... So...

[@NFSF1McLaren]

character development, am I right?

[@shipuden978]

charchter development

[@xa1551]

Here's Amir's scroll in all of its glory: Top 10 Activities to Engage in as You Stay at Home and Practice Social Distancing by Amir Raisin Cuomo IX 10. A doll named Ken, and if you can't afford a barbie, then how about just an imaginary friend? 9. I feel fine! I'll go to a club or a pub and have a drink and some grub. As long as I'm not experiencing any symptoms, I can't be an asymptomatic carrier for the virus and put those with immunosuppressants at risk like the elderly or people .... 8. Lick a gate. What are the odds that a sick person touched or licked that same gate within the last two weeks? 7. A bacon named Kevin. Yeah, this movie star has gone too far. I say we dip him in oil and serve him to a horde of his angry fans. 6. Go meet chicks! Self-isolation doesn't mean you have to stay at home by yourself all day. Book some travel and get away. You must flee when things get tense, so go abroad and lick a fence, no offense. 5. Become un-alive! There's nothing to do but sit around and wait, so why not lay in bed in a catatonic state? Things are spiraling, we're all doomed, so close your eyes and give in to the gloom. 4. Lick a door. What are the odds that someone infected with COVID-19 touched or licked the same door in the last two weeks? Fairly low, people are probably busy reading a book, doing a puzzle, or licking a fence or a gate. 3. Woe is me. I could vlog or poo or pee, but what's the point? Now that I have to wash my hands afterwards for like an hour, that chore is a bore. 2. Cough on a mice and say alrice. 1. Lick a bun. Lay face-down in the sun in a parking lot.

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

I kept waiting for Jake to remind Amir how old he was, that he's married, they have a business together. "Why are you still like this?"

[@eatyourcereal5651]

Wait what

[@ninjamuffin289]

I still can't believe amir is 50 this year

[@Josh-wt5xp]

i cant believe amirs fathers legs are turning 112 this year

[@regularshow960]

@@ninjamuffin289 he's barely 40 lol

[@pinnacull]

@@Josh-wt5xp those tiny, weak, spindly little legs are the ripe old age of 112!

[@JBRADdesigns]

The "Siri, call...the man...back please, thank you." really got me

[@KonkeyDongkey]

The possibility that this video would exist at some point is what got me up in the morning these past five years.

[@BrightAfternoonProductionsPlus]

I may be over analysing it, but I LOVE the fact that they chose to make the first episode a simple video call. No over the top props, no wild locations, no super high end cinematography, just to boys on webcams, having a conversation. One is a lonely, horny weirdo, the other is Amir. That's what Jake and Amir is all about imho. The callbacks and scroll episode format are a fantastic way to mix the old with the new, but boy, I love this return to form, as it were.

[@LooneyDude]

THE GOLDEN BOYS ARE BACK!!! I thought I'd never see the day

[@AddBowIfGirl]

LooneyDude Me neither. Guess they’re allowed now that CH is going under? Awesome either way!

[@Spacialjones]

I figured by now Amir would have created an “AngryFans” app where people pay to yell at you. Please Amir, be the hero we all need in these trying times.

[@darkhorse12233]

Amir: Jake Jake: Amir Amir: Call me Jake Jake: Absolutely not

[@dixiecronin7791]

I have a feeling you'll be calling me day and night

[@jeffbarrett3344]

@@dixiecronin7791 After you thank me for the gift I got you

[@SerraPontosSoc]

@@jeffbarrett3344 Are we beefing tears of soy JJKAE?

[@Cropperist1]

I missed this... I just... Missed this

[@RowBlanka]

come on who dares to dislike this this this miracle...

[@acgm046]

With that that that that that POISON

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

Its more than a miracle... its dece

[@markkittel44]

Diva roaches!!

[@jennamcfly]

This makes me way too happy to see their names and the word “scroll”. Maybe 2020 isn’t complete shit

[@Nate_Soul]

I know right im so happy to see more jake and amir scroll videos 😍

[@hussain.darwesh]

Your statement makes me want you to run for office in your country 👌

[@takatotakasui8307]

I never dared dream we'd see new Jake and Amirs.

[@hussain.darwesh]

@@takatotakasui8307 they came out when we needed them most

[@davidslade3612]

@@hussain.darwesh Sure that isnt because shes a girl and you're desparate?

[@allysanimalchannel]

COUGH ON A MICE AND SAY "ALL RICE"

[@nukiradio]

Nice

[@Ranger1812]

Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. They're not props to use on a set. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't fun. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else. Other animals being scared isn't funny or cute, it's horrible. Humans can understand it afterwards, that's why it's funny. Other animals can't. You're exploiting your power over them. You're evil. Anthropomorphising other animals is evil. It's saying other animals aren't good enough as they are, they need to be more human-like, and ignoring how other animals actually feel, leaving then to suffer whilst you revel in their stress and fear and confusion. Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. They were kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they could barely move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. They were kidnapped, enslaved, exploited, and tortured, and yet humans vilify them and act like they're the victims because the dragons were angry, threatened, distressed, confused, and defending themselves. Humans act like they're always right by definition, they can do no wrong, and all other animals should know that and submit to them. Humans weren't the victims, the dragons were the victims. As is exploiting, abusing, scaring, disrupting grindylows, fish, and other animals in the Great Lake. Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused. Wild animals should only live in captivity if they can't survive in the wild or are in hospital, and their enclosures shouldn't be limited by space for humans to look at them. Humans have the entire planet but won't even give other animals a few extra feet. Experimenting on other animals is evil. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. They shouldn't be thankful to be alive at all, their life is torturous. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. The only experiments that should happen are on consenting humans. If you can't find a consenting human, the experiment doesn't happen. Knowledge doesn't take priority over life. That's why humans aren't experimented on without their consent, and the same should be true for other animals. This is farming: kzbin.info/aero/PLm0iXFKTAjT1w99POXjF9zGDSpUaLekzj kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHeadpqXlLmjkKc kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpDZonx9ibCoh6c kzbin.info/www/bejne/pprbeJ6Je6enr5I kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3WXnKOCnqZlh9E kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHauoaywrtNphJo kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH_Jl4KIeKlpoas kzbin.info/www/bejne/aoOrhaeJpdZ_mNU kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKS4ZqCMgMiif8k kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ-aqWupiKd8i7s kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqfXh56EpMuWp5o bennettleeross.com/animal-rights/biggest-evil-world-today-factory-farming/ www.all-creatures.org/articles/an-tpr-reflections-on-lectionary-282.html quillette.com/2018/10/20/why-its-time-to-end-factory-farming/ mercyforanimals.org/7-factory-farming-practices-straight-out lithub.com/inside-the-daily-horrors-of-a-factory-farm/ www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/30/free-range-eggs-con-ethical thevegancalculator.com/animal-slaughter/ Honey, when sold to humans, is a product of abuse. theminimalistvegan.com/is-honey-vegan/ Mountain Dew, all other Pepsi products, Oreos, and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, causing the extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day from unsustainable palm oil production. www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/ www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html Leather's evil. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather Fur and down are the result of brutal torture and horrific murder. www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare/ www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ www.thedodo.com/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/ Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, mohair, and angora wool, not just in the East, but Western nations like America, the UK, and Australia. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXnEdIivgbWYhdk www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331465/Shocking-video-shows-horrific-abuses-lamb-sheep-used-wool-industry-kicked-face-workers-horns-torn-off.html www.bustle.com/articles/148252-7-reasons-wool-is-cruel-unnecessary-just-plain-baaaa-d www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/5-alarming-facts-about-the-wool-industry/ vegancuts.com/why-wool-is-not-vegan/ theminimalistvegan.com/is-wool-vegan/ Silk, and so satin, is the product of enslaved, tortured, and murdered silkworms, other insects, and spiders. It's evil. theminimalistvegan.com/is-silk-vegan/ Pearls are the product of enslaved, abused oysters, who are murdered when they're no longer profitable. There are vegan alternatives to pearls, such as Swarovski pearls, made from Swarovski crystal with a vegan finish. plantprosperous.com/are-pearls-vegan/ Fireworks and other explosions are evil. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpi1h2l8iJKlhtE Laser pointers aren't good toys on their own for cats and dogs. They have a psychological need to feel their prey under their paws and on their whiskers. Not doing so becomes extremely frustrating and stressful for them. Cats should have treats and toys the laser is pointed on every so often, but dogs should never play with them. They easily develop a neurosis where they become obsessed with lights and shadows. dogpsychology101.com/laser-pointer-syndrome-dogs/ Horse riding and racing is evil. Horses aren't machines to be ridden and controlled for your entertainment. www.bitesizevegan.org/bite-size-vegan-nuggets/is-horse-riding-cruel-is-it-vegan/ www.animalaid.org.uk/the-issues/our-campaigns/horse-racing/ Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is cruel and confusing. io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629 Canada and Trudeau let seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnS8l2ynbtlsmNE www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf www.thedodo.com/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html Don't give birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food; the yeast expands in fish' stomachs causing constipation; and most cats are lactose intolerant. There are many human foods dangerous to dogs, not just chocolate, such as the artificial sweetener xylitol, found in chewing gum and even some peanut butters, so he diligent in what they eat. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat www.battersea.org.uk/pet-advice/dog-care-advice/toxic-food-dogs Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund. www.ecosia.org/ ‬No one has the right to kidnap, enslave, exploit, rape, torture, or murder anyone, for any reason. You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple. Watch Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts. Luna Lovegood and Newt Scamander are perfect examples of how you should view and treat other animals. "We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy." - Albus Dumbledore "Do you know why I admire you, Newt? More, perhaps, than any man I know? You do not seek power, or popularity. You simply ask 'Is a thing right? In itself?' If it is you do it, no matter the cost." - Albus Dumbledore Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. #AnimalAbuse #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

[@allysanimalchannel]

@@Ranger1812 Did you maybe reply to the wrong comment? I was just quoting the video!

[@Ranger1812]

@@allysanimalchannel It's from your profile picture.

[@allysanimalchannel]

@@Ranger1812 Oh! That's just my pet dove!

[@Bolt99K]

Oh Sheesh Yall, Jake and Amir is finally back!!!!

[@agistoni1894]

I love how this is like a combination of the classic jake and amir and also their new head gum characters

[@owen-cu6gr]

Jake and Amir: My death was, greatly exaggerated.

[@kyle-rb]

You were thinking of Brad Renfro

[@stevemyers3082]

Megamind NICE

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@stevemyers3082 AMIR NICE

[@mjgonzalez7018]

all the allusion to “5 years” really makes my heart do a thing.

[@eatyourcereal5651]

Me: “jake and amir.... that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time”

[@markkittel44]

"We havent gone by the name Jake and Amir since oh before you were born...."

[@nutmaster652]

You haven’t watched their Headgum videos?

[@yasminhussain7163]

nut master I think he means it wasn’t titled jake and amir.

[@AndiBraun93]

@@markkittel44 guess what day he was bjorn

[@eatyourcereal5651]

Yasmin Hussain correct

[@rutger2930]

This is my favourite Jake and Amir episode

[@holo.enthusiast]

I saw “scroll” and NEVER clicked on a notification so quickly, I’m - 😍😩

[@WhyHide30]

AHPC1 classic Jake and Amir Supporters 💯😄

[@mattkeith5289]

I HAVE WAITED 5 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEO. I AM SO HAPPY. Since then I've attended college, graduated, got a job, got my own place, and now the modern worlds on the brink of collapse! That's all it took to get another Jake and Amir video! Dont make us wait till WW3 for the next one please!

[@gio.romero]

"You've used that one before" "No!" "This is just lazy writing. You're gonna take five years off and come back here with a recycled list?" "NUMBER SIX"

[@SmashTactics]

Oh you saw the video too?

[@twospacedanimations5008]

Dam

[@PlagiarizedG]

SmashTactics No, he is talking about his favorite in the video. Would you rather he just lol’d and have no idea which part he found funny. Sorry a YT comment is not as short tic tok video to watch him express how much he liked the video.

[@Pepilepsy]

@@PlagiarizedG Why are you backing up this feeble minded pleb who cant articulate an interesting post so he feels the dying need to regurgitate quotes from the video. So impressionable .

[@thegamingknight2096]

Giraffe Guy why do you feel the need to criticise someone’s appreciation of something they found funny because you didn’t find it unique or intellectually challenging? Why are you calling him a pleb? I doubt you know the meaning of the word, you 14 year old edgelord.

[@aktivwurm]

Holy shit they came back. Literally makes me happy as fuck.

[@jamesfinch73]

First I'll say you two can do no wrong. Having said that you missed such a glaring opportunity to use TOILET PAPER as a scroll.

[@SistoActivitatemAtm]

They've done it already, that's my guess why they didn't do it this time

[@jamesfinch73]

@@SistoActivitatemAtm they didn't though. They did a scroll video in a bathroom but he didn't use toilet paper. To wipe or otherwise.

[@averageplayers5288]

Jason Grill Amir might be the dumbest living being on the planet, but he would never be so wasteful of precious resources

[@aryansharma-wf9eh]

I am beefing, beefing bears of soy. To all the people in the comment section, no I do not mistype.

[@hairyandlarge]

aryan sharma artistic license.

[@connorreid6707]

A true Aristotle

[@surferkidraul]

This makes the coronavirus worth it.

[@thecreepycuck6036]

ZeinZer0 🅰️ss.

[@keenanh.3074]

excuse you

[@zackmash851]

absolutely excuse you

[@mattiacallian]

Dark. But true

[@surferkidraul]

@@keenanh.3074 stop saying that, I've asked you.

[@TheAbigailDee]

This was so positive during the grisliest lockdown days 😭💞

[@owen-cu6gr]

I don't get it, stay at home mom is the politically correct term.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

But you yelled "STAY AT HOME, MOM!" and you were talking to my mom

[@lilya1277]

holy shit Doobs is here

[@elonmush4793]

You can't call me by that peasant name anymore, Ashmir!

[@owen-cu6gr]

@@elonmush4793 No

[@dixiecronin7791]

@@owen-cu6gr Yes!

[@tardersauce3578]

Glad this is now the most viewed video on Headgum. Gives even more hope the boys are more home

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

Who else here would watch blogs of Amir’s scrolls

[@dixiecronin7791]

I would watch those every day

[@markkittel44]

Didnt they already do that? Isnt that basically what every scroll episode was?

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

Mark Kittel That’s fair, that’s more than fair actually

[@SinisterDirector]

A new Jake and Amir... this has to be a dream. Best morning ever.

[@Primitiveimage]

Never thought I’d see a Jake & Amir with a gray haired Amir lol

[@thatmagicstore]

I've waited weeks for this.

[@thatmagicstore]

#7 is from the fish scroll... Watched it last night. #1 have fun in the sun. Who cares? As long as I'm slurping it down with the woman of my dreams: My Mom.

[@TheUsualOfficial]

I don’t know what to say...I deserve so much more than this.

[@steveambielli]

I love to see this again. He wrote it on a CVS receipt.

[@voabarros]

OMG I can't believe Jake and Amir is back!!!

[@losaface4]

It’s kind of euphoric to always sit on KZbin watch old videos then have this come out.

[@michaelmuise2262]

Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir: Social Distance Scroll

[@asecretone]

Jakeception

[@markkittel44]

More like: Jake and Amir social-distance watch Jake and Amir - Social Distance Scroll.

[@Telic]

I'm so happy you guys own Jake and Amir again oh my god

[@justinz9225]

Holy crap, 5 minutes of new Jake and Amir?? We deserved... so much more than this. Honestly thought I'm assuming you have the rights again since CH is defunct? I seriously hope you guys bring the series back, even if it's just periodical. We need this in our lives.

[@notquitehim]

I don't think we deserved it, but we definitely needed it

[@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963]

I find it ironic that for 5 years they didn't have the legal rights to their own names.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 It's not a "legal right to their own names". It's a comedy series they made for CollegeHumor. Nobody was preventing them from using their own names.

[@gucciseatbelt9500]

How do they still have it? They still have it , that special chemistry. Insane

[@robert6499]

Holy guac! They've returned

[@Chernibogg]

It really sucks that this channels most viewed and liked video is the series they don't or won't continue.

[@TheGamingHandbook]

This is the happiest I’ve been in a loooong time.

[@Randyy1]

Holy GUAC. A new episode? Nah. A new reason to live. I've been secretly depressed about not getting new episodes. I need dis.

[@okaywhynot4728]

THE SCROLL IS BACK 🤩

[@LexorTheUber]

Nothing tickles my funny bone quite like Jake and Amir. The humor that defined my formative years as a young adult is back and I hope it's back to stay... I rewatch J&A from time to time but I didn't realize how much I was missing this. Thank you and Namaste.

[@Davanhanvid]

Amir social distanced himself so much that his dad frikken stayed home

[@thelastreaper9726]

YESSSS JAKE AND AMIRRRR

[@HyperTomoose]

So the official lore of Jake and Amir is they haven't seen one another for five years? I find that hard to believe guys. Amir must have been peeping on Jake the whole time.

[@GarfieldiusPrime]

I get the feeling that in the lore of Jake and Amir in these past five years they've been trying to avoid each other but extraneous circumstances put them back together. They are inevitable.

[@Rougeification]

@@GarfieldiusPrime So, basically, they're like a dyad?

[@GarfieldiusPrime]

@@Rougeification yup

[@Rougeification]

@@GarfieldiusPrime I've been thinking... you say extraneous circumstances, but I'd argue it's something other than that... Whether it's the universe or fate or a manifestation of both, I wouldn't say it's a God's will to force them to be together. Let's face it, the power to bind these two together for eternity is power only a deity would be capable of, but I'd argue there's no benevolence that a deity would have... I think a lesser demon or perhaps a Greek God has sent Amir to punish Jake with his friendship. Thoughts?

[@GarfieldiusPrime]

@@Rougeification Pretty much a hard agree from me. I would also like to propose that this otherworldly power might have twisted others' relationships with Jake to be so negative that he would have no choice but to hang around Amir. After all, no matter how much Amir seemed to annoy Jake the latter never thought about changing desks. Perhaps because all the other people in his life seemed to become crazy cartoon characters on the same playing field as Amir. An example would be how Jake started out being mildly rude to Murph in the earliest Jake/Amir episodes but later on the former became a playground bully to Jake whilst claiming to be protecting Amir from him. Or how Emily seemed neutral to Jake in her earliest appearances but later on became sexually obsessed with seeing him bullied by Murph. And what of Ben Schwartz's characters who annoyed both Jake AND AMIR, how do they factor into this weird and cosmic dynamic? Are they perhaps agents of this chaos meant to strengthen the two's bond through mutual dislike of a third party? Or... are they in fact the multiple forms of this entity, taking time out from whatever their cosmic routine is to enjoy the chaos of Jake and Amir up close every so often. The only character that doesn't fit my headcanon is Streeter, who seemed to be good buds with Jake even with Amir in the picture.

[@tanookitime7604]

"Siri... call the man back" I think Amir forgot Jake's name lol

[@jamesh7432]

Hell yes! This is what we've all been waiting for Shmuel!

[@Shona_Out_Here_Existing]

What an absolute treat this was. brb watching 100% of jake and amir episodes again.

[@brandonwilcox7411]

COVID-19 was officially worth it

[@luckerleyjean6168]

it still exist lol

[@kennethmelo6336]

I really hope when things get better in the world we'll get more Jake and Amir episodes

[@FREEGEMS]

Y’all do not understand how fucking fast i clicked on this video

[@GrandmasFolly]

This is a breath of fresh air. Please come back

[@featherbird666]

The fact that this version of Jake and Amir exists in the HeadGum cinematic universe and that Amir the fool has been biding his time for years.. distresses me.

[@Pedakin]

HOW'D I MISS THIS?!

[@BelowRock]

I’m glad to see Amir learned to say meme right

[@jflanagan9696]

Please let this be a regular thing! I still rewatch old Jake and Amirs (and still manage to find ones I've never seen, somehow...)

[@JJ-qn9br]

I'm so happy about this I'm beefing rn

[@laxman30196]

This will not be thrown out as this video brings me joy. Oh i have missed these so much

[@SportskeParodije]

What a missed opportunity not to use toilet paper as a scroll.

[@ADOX2525]

Truth

[@HIIIBEAR]

I NEEDED THIS !!!!!!

[@ErbyboyMV]

"It’s called a 'meh-meh'." 2:31

[@XxheymoonxX]

ive been binge watching jake and amir throughout quarantine, you dont understand how excited/happy this upload makes me.

[@lubbnetobb]

Number two, this wont do. That list was unfinished and therefore diminished. I love to hear some rants from the days of yore, but 9/10 items is just a bore. Amir isn't... something snore i cant read what. jake? dont hang up! NOOOOO

[@nathanmanchester1967]

Thank you very much for this. Made me so happy to watch you two back at it again

[@KillaCheeto56]

OMG I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE HAVE A NEW SCROLL I'M BEEFING TEARS OF SOY.

[@Tinker13ee]

The dynamic is still as entertaining as the the first episode! Missed you guys.

[@SuperPiposaru]

Congrats....you made it to the end of the playlist.....Ya really jumped the freakin' carp though....

[@anthonysmerek7624]

I can't believe there is more Jake & Amir. PLEASE make more.

[@scottystinks8634]

I cried so hard out of happiness when this came out my dad freakin moved.

[@FairyTailMoses]

We all need more Jake and Amir in our lives. The series has been gone for too long.