Jake and Amir: March Madness 10

The ides of March are night? Nah. The ides of March are NOW!
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[@carllunden800]

"Ass? Like I'm an asshole?" over a decade later and he's offended by it lol

[@takatotakasui8307]

He forgot what it meant

[@Vacated204]

An asshole of the highest calendar

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

RIP Amir's Wallet. Jake Sliced it, He freakin Diced it Man!!

[@bahnherds]

And on his favorite day!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Every single time I hear "Kentucky" More like "Can't, Yucky!" STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITH YA!

[@handofstranger]

Beansprout

[@HalzyonMC]

Same and I fucking live here, how is this fair

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@HalzyonMCIt's more than fair! It's a travesty!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

​​​​@@Psychol-Snooper That's not more than fair! Not everything has to be more than something for you just for you to drive your point past home!

[@Einargument]

YA BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES

[@Novenae_CCG]

"I'm dyslexic to a flaut."

[@JeromeBeckett]

Oh hahah I didn't get this until I saw it written down

[@MissyFaye]

​@@JeromeBeckett omg me either hahah thats great!

[@literalllyDead]

@@JeromeBeckettwhats a flaut

[@AndreRhineDavis]

I don't get it

[@JeromeBeckett]

Think about what the phrase "to a flaut" could be, and why he says it wrong

[@Pythagoras180]

"Walk me through that." "I think we both know that I can not."

[@alpod1000]

Amir’s blood truly looks as if it were 95% pizza grease, the continuity is real

[@mevicky100]

the outtakes! the callbacks! the subtle “Mickey!” this is poetry in motion!

[@Lucroq]

I think I'll stop asking if they still got it because they keep proving they do.

[@BeamMeUpScotyy]

“The darkness is closing in, Mickey” in his final moments, Amir thinks of his lifelong friend ❤

[@brandonwilcox3307]

This is poetry in LOTION. As in your haikus are dry...

[@mevicky100]

@@brandonwilcox3307 Jake: Dry as in witty? Amir: Hmm? Jake: Got it.

[@arrows4910]

this is straight comedy SILVER

[@jeremylatta9038]

Better yet... comedy Gray

[@bonedamage]

comedy Cola

[@stazz316]

Comedy taupe

[@andersdaugberg8442]

DOPE

[@DarkOkamiAlpha]

STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITHYAAA

[@ushnishde]

You best be believin in ghost stories ms turner

[@ilypolog6252]

came here to comment this 😂💕

[@yeenar]

This has the energy of a band doing a reunion tour and dutifully and effortlessly playing through all the hits

[@rorykaufmann1508]

You're really busting my chops with that one... and I love you for it! Straight to the final four with ye!

[@NikSwiftDigs]

So Amir opened this episode referencing the assassination of Julius Caesar (“Ides of March”) and when later asked what year he thinks it is he responds “44.” Caesar was killed in 44 BCE, so there is some uncanny Classical continuity going on here. Has Amir always been living in the dying decades of the Roman Republic?

[@dylanjwebmusic]

And then Amir is stabbed (cut) by his best friend

[@NikSwiftDigs]

@@dylanjwebmusic “Et tu, Jjkae?”

[@aldorn7189]

"Tore my wallet" is going straight into the lexicon, isn't it?

[@incog.nyto.]

I swear you almost cut it in half

[@happypasta6]

“Let me go the way of my wallet” variation of that 😂

[@Winteramen]

Sto- stop. I'm serious dude, i swear to fucking God you cut me bro. You Sliced me! You diced me!

[@TBakerXD]

​@@WinteramenHe's leaking, Murphy!

[@stazz316]

ya best believe in lexicon miss tore my wallet CAUSE YOURE IN ONE

[@FutureDeep]

"The darkness is closing in, Mickey." Had to rewind to double check the Mickey call out.

[@jackkriwiel704]

I'm dyslexic to a FLOUT.

[@jazzy4830]

*flaut

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

"Yeah never mind. I will wake you up in April." That ending made me giggle.

[@SirWickedDude]

One take Jake is back

[@lobdooks]

GONZAGA! GONZAGA!

[@stazz316]

a marmaduke style dog??

[@agneseditsstuff]

"I''m dyslexic to a flaut". Boys, you've done it again.

[@wesleylitalien4562]

“That’s such a low sperm count””really? What’s average” Ben: “…one…way more than one”

[@nemir3182]

it's funny, I was thinking of the "how many times do you take a shit" bit, which is also from the ben schwartz collab

[@ConnorTempTV]

Shit now I have March Madness Fever. Aaaaand pneumonia

[@TimmyMcGowan]

whatever the opposite of jumping the carp is, this is that

[@mikemcglasson1286]

This really is a tradition like no other

[@stazz316]

the MASTERS

[@victorfrombaker1716]

I wonder if they have a safe word for when they're fake fighting

[@samanthaclose4220]

The way he whispers “what’s average” 😅😅

[@shipwreck9146]

Amir's fear of a cut wallet is actually pretty reasonable. You see, time is money, which means money is time. So if you cut a wallet, which holds money, then it's like you're cutting time. And you know what happens when you cut time? You break it! And then break time is over!

[@roadsidefruitstand]

money isnt time. money is cash.

[@brettdeccy9897]

U-Connt believe who I have coming out of this husky region -> Straight to the final 4 - WITH - YA

[@Strauss-]

This Jake and Amir, along with Pony, is up there with the absolute best of the series

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Ya sliced it. Ya ya ya diced it.

[@manonganonman]

YA BES START BELIEVIN IN GHOST STORIES, CUS YOURE IN THE FINAL FOUR

[@frapple_apple]

00:25 Caesar died in 44 BC on the Ides of March lol

[@juandiegoprado]

And so did Amir's wallet

[@SwordFishTheFish]

"at least it's not my wallet" is my new response to getting any injury

[@ianvart]

jake is a stone cold wallet slicer. i can't believe he's getting away with this.

[@kmk3910]

"You connect I cut" was such a Taupe line

[@rainaraphael8212]

Shit. Told myself I wouldn’t get radicalized

[@julianmuller9567]

I'm so glad you guys are still around doing this

[@user-bz6qv8dp5k]

"I'm literally not even fucking joking right now" - Rodrigo Oh 2024

[@TheArchsage74]

You connect, I cut!

[@chillscorpion2215]

This felt like a classic Jake and Amir, I love it

[@ThePantheons]

so good. so good. so good. i love that they're still making each other laugh 10 years (OR MORE) on and to a FLAUT!!!!!!

[@geekroom2365]

"I'm dyslexic to a flaut" 😂😂 i love you guys

[@donovantucker5166]

Much better than the Segment.

[@TonyElevathingal]

Boneless chicken fingers lmao

[@honkifyoudonk]

The only part of March Madness that I care about

[@BenjaminGoose]

Hi my name is Dan from the witness protection agency, can I have your scissors sir?

[@tabbi5525]

The way Jake grabbed Amir's arm so he could hide behind him to cover up his laugh in the bloopers! Omg so precious!!

[@ardnegoyamrahs6177]

I'm craving a new episode with murph

[@MinimateMaster42k]

The "sliced wallet" gag is an instant J&A classic 🤣🤣

[@jspr1272]

Marika is officially canon

[@PartyPoison22]

GonZAGA! GonZAGA! Come here boy!

[@MrSifkis]

Best new jake and amir yet! so funny

[@skydaplaya6]

Love the juicy callbacks!

[@C4rps]

love the outtakes

[@cyrr1213]

they've both aged like fine wine

[@BodTheGrinch]

Oh shit this is an amazing episode. My boys still got it!!

[@repetetivebeats]

That fake blood looks more like rabbit jam

[@HorrorGameAnalysis]

Still hilarious. But particularly love the outtakes - joyous to see the struggle to get through a single scene!

[@fyukfy2366]

Amir opened with the ides of march and then thight it was 44 and 44 BC is when caeaser was assassinated

[@reuvenburstyn6096]

This is great 😂😂😂

[@dctaylor480]

STRAIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WITH YEH!

[@MegaDeMasi]

Instant replay! 11/10!

[@QuestGoblin]

Great opening

[@DatsMac]

Was thinking about you the other day, Gonzagua was on tv!!

[@philuptea]

U connect I cut. Great idea from the pod

[@non_brewed_condiment]

This would have been a pretty good time to do an ad for the Ridge wallet

[@Ilportavoce]

is it weird to say you guys might be my favorite people in the world

[@Frankoman64]

The Boys are back in town!

[@BBQBOY_QC2]

Oh I missed you guys so much 🥹

[@gilbertfil]

straight up EARLICK

[@chrisbyerly]

One of the best, my god. Just bummed there wasn’t more of the St. Mary’s bit.

[@Returnofthemick]

Wonder if those scissors are any good at cutting carobs and figs?

[@Dradeeus]

I love when Amir deleriously attempts to make jokes the terrible start to jokes "stitches get...... ...."

[@nicktoons125]

New Jake and Amir!

[@smeagleoff4210]

what ho young jacob!

[@cows543]

BOILERMAKERS RAHHHH

[@guysapire]

This is a solid B+

[@pullyourcard]

slayed

[@lulusobel8643]

THEY’RE BACK!!! this this this is better than great, it’s gray.

[@tghVODs]

I love that amir is like let me die. Jake isn't having it. XD Then at the end is like f it.

[@baronbad5907]

ooh sheesh yall!

[@sjp2649]

I’ve been waiting for this since Jake mentioned the “you connect I cut” joke on the pod 😂

[@slycooper459]

Very subtle Mickey mention

[@NealChauhan]

it's been ten years and he still laughs

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Those are sharp scissors

[@minajensen1974]

Ides of March, year 44? Did Amir kill Caesar?

[@Th3Mafia]

gold

[@thatweirdthinginthecorner]

tear-able joke

[@Weeneeboi]

boneless chicken fingers haha

[@gabagool9074]

What’s the point of Longwood qualifying for the tourney if we’re not gonna get a pun out of it? Bad bracket, bad you

[@creepycassette]

march bradness

[@itsmeJawdy]

At of all the golden jokes in here why did I laugh the most at ‘Vermont more like VerFINEt’. I think I’ve also lost too much blood

[@miacampbell4681]

This video was definitely taupe

[@darylgraham4313]

When I hear march madness, I think J&A

[@sabergun]

Did enjoy

[@add9audio355]

in the sandwich bracket this year i have antifoam winning it all over yams, but anything can happen of course

[@lidoeg2]

oh hey Amir sliced off his OTHER thumb this time

[@55527777777]

ACE!

[@Logjambam]

In "Jake and Amir: Soda" It's revealed that Amir believes it is the Year "1". Amir thinks 43 years have passed since 2011 June 43rd, 1. Jjkae was impressed by my straw

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

Fill out a bracket? I say fack it nah.

[@lightningmcdweeb]

Jake's voice is so much deeper

[@plasticbutler]

Jake always brings up Amir's age as if it will make a difference. Never worked in his 30s so it's less likely to work in his 40s. Wait til he's in 50s, maybe?