Jake and Amir watch Hookah and Blender (FULL PATREON EPISODE)

Every so often we will release a full episode from our / ja . This one and about 200 others only on our Patreon!

[@BlessedDawgz_323]

Whenever a full patreon episode is released on KZbin for free I react in this same way in that, “I deserve so much more”.

[@TIN_Tevlev]

well someone is feeling gregarious today

[@acgm046]

@@TIN_Tevlev It was a gimmick!

[@tusharlakshminarayanan3776]

than this this this this this this silent treatment

[@nilsberglund4773]

I’m not going to go Dutch with you on a Patreon subscription

[@jg613887]

@@nilsberglund4773 I'm not asking you to go Dutch with me on anything!

[@Aomicplane]

"You gotta learn words man" "What's the point I can't freaking see" That one always gets me 😂

[@crunchypunchy]

“i’m blind.. uh.. a hundred percent” my favorite jake and amir line delivery

[@lidoeg2]

I actually count Blender as a fav specifically for some reason Amir KNOWING the drink was making him blind but doing it anyway just always gets me, also that the entire scenario seems to be something he set-up himself to prove he knows what these words mean

[@BIDZ180]

Y'all were too hard on Blender! One of my all-time favorites. Hookah is, of course, also excellent

[@justinszabo5205]

they seem to dislike a lot of my favs and love anything from the LA era

[@Fellturtle]

hookah is amir boiled down to the frickin raw!

[@AloeVerafied]

@@justinszabo5205LA era is objectively the best from a comedy standpoint

[@Joe-nu2sz]

Kinda gross for me to watch lol

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

They always rush the second episode

[@brentlegere4190]

'You know how you're always telling me to blend stuff?' - my favorite J and A line of all time I think.

[@samwiseshanti]

Blend!

[@BillWalsey]

Reminds me of one of my favourite obscure ones... "Sorry (laughs).. I was washing a bowl"

[@Petey5544]

@@BillWalsey i told her i was being "cheeky"

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

"Blend! Blend this!" is one of those lines that has stuck in my head ever since

[@bromosome8049]

"Blenda!"

[@RaycrowX]

I always find it funny how I know the episodes so much better than they do 😆

[@maybetomorrowmaybe]

don't blow smoke up my ass!

[@Squall6575]

Blender is a classic. One that my siblings and I still quote, so definitely too hard on it. I also think it didnt help that yall paused in the middle of the banter and broke the rhythm of some of the punchlines

[@malenaisme]

Them cringing at Hookah Jake's tshirt and not even noticing that it also has a kkk member on it lol

[@Zourah]

Two of my favorites. Of all the quotes from this show that I say "you know how you are always telling me to blend stuff?" is one of them

[@Zourah]

Also "WHATS UP?" after a loud thing stops

[@robertanderson4921]

One of my favorite things in these videos is too see which of their jokes Jake laughs harder at and which ones Amir laughs harder at.

[@ElpSmith]

I loved Blender. It was especially funny because Amir proved he actually knew what those words meant after Jake says he needed to learn words.

[@AndiBraun93]

Yeah it was weird that they didn't catch that in the re-watch

[@gracecorrigan3801]

?? He misuses everything but “dollop” lmao

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

It's hilarious that the Hookah episode was the pre cursor to Lonely and Horny.

[@dott23]

I know this is from months ago, but thank you both for making my childhood more happy. Went through a bunch of rough patches and came back to relive some old laughs. Very happy to see this. 💜

[@sirhawkjames]

god jake and amir poisoned me. i call out my friends for every petty little thing and i think it's hilarious.

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

"Dare me to drive?" 😂

[@AlgaeGaming]

My Name Is -Jake- Slim Shady

[@TheHexidecimal]

I laughed harder than when I first watched it all those moons ago.

[@brucewayne2184]

But ironically more suns

[@MelodyInTheChaos]

Omg I forgot about this channel. The memories! I'm going to binge watching all these!

[@dylanpage3288]

Jake went from wearing a confederate shirt to wearing a white powers shirt

[@nunziocombattelli6311]

Classic half-Jew

[@garrettjones4967]

Both of these episodes are a few of my all time favourites.

[@boblangford5514]

I like how Amir is focused on what shirts Jake is wearing, just like the old episodes.

[@dflowhoops]

thank you for posting this

[@TheZombieOG]

Didnt realize this content was available. I'm so fucking happy to see you dudes lol

[@UnfortunatelySeen]

I still quote Blender randomly on a frequent basis. Really a lot of J&A, thanks for being so fuckin quotable bros!!

[@scottandcoke1342]

Does anyone else miss Streeter Pie-fell

[@felynecomrade]

The editor in cheese. He wishes he was in cheese.

[@dylanjwebmusic]

I'd give him a gift certificate to a restaurant, but he'd probably just spend it

[@TheKyotoEffect]

It is so amazing to see you guys laugh at this as well. And then I remember different things like when he says "Don't blow smoke up my ass." It's cool to see other people remember other things about these episodes. So much fun!!

[@Sir_TophamHatt]

Yes!!! One of my favorite episodes is finally reviewed… and released free no less!!!!

[@Bobbleheads56]

Jake was hard on himself but I thought it was hilarious when he goes “you’re blending again!”

[@SuperdivorceChugsFarts]

I just caught the use of the line “made out like bandits” instead of “made off like bandits”

[@AirBulletin]

They said they didnt like blending but thats a clasic JA episode....so funny man

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

I knew yall were amazing. And then you casually made an Eminem reference in the intro. You two are my favorite boys.

[@olguppie2819]

Blender is my favorite episode, harsh treatment

[@DJHawtness]

I'd love to see an (in character) Amir at his most offensive vs. Jake/Insecure Jake at his most offensive and hear their comments on those! p.s. You're both amazing and forever have my love and support. Thank you for everything!

[@Eleks_]

hookah is an episode ive gone back to so many times and it never fails to make me die laughing, never noticed Jakes shirt though lmao

[@Hellopleesh]

Yeah I think their humor has changed a lot. Not sure they would even be able to write these types of amazing videos, because even they don't get how they formulated such bizarre thoughts into gold.

[@super_stotter]

really hope you guys put these all on KZbin one day, I'm a patron & love it but man the Patreon site NEEDS an upgrade, becomes a pain-in-the-ass if you're scrolling down, you get two more Load More's and then videos wont play, gotta reload, scroll, load more, scroll, load more, scroll, load more, maybe have to reload & do it all again plus more, etc. and then I'm where Im up-to. Patreon gotta step up their game if people are delivering this much content

[@super_stotter]

sorry if this comes off as cunty, I don't mean it to, I put myself through it alll, reloads & all, just feel it could be easier & more accessible but I guess Patreon wasnt expecting you guys to put out as much content as you guys have

[@chrisw9534]

Blender was always one of my favorite episodes.

[@bowillieman]

These get me though the weeks fs. I need to just get the Patreon already.

[@chloeford5867]

I quote Jake and Amir to this day. The best episodes are the ones where the roles would reverse and Amir would be the voice of reason and Jake would be ridiculous. Like the chin strap beard or the piercings episode. Also the one where they try to get into a club (“Game, do-do-do you have it?”) And of course where Amir goes to TGI Fugly’s. These episodes made my childhood and shaped my sense of humor, so thank you for reminding me of all the gold 🥰

[@reluctant_clap]

Blender is the best J&A video of all time

[@kirbylover37]

HOOKAH IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE LET'S GOOOO

[@TheCasualMark]

4:40 there ARE flavored cigarettes in different countries such as Costa Rica. You can buy blueberry and strawberry ones with menthol. Back in 2016 I thought it was cool so I bought them and they tasted horrible.

[@jg613887]

Camel used to make flavored cigarettes. They were called Camel Exotic. The only one I remember is like mint mocha or something like that.

[@jerrygrimes1977]

The bloopers/outtakes video for Hookah includes the creation of the cat in the bag.

[@caitlinroell6600]

I watched hookah waaaaaaayyyyyy back when. It’s so funny to see the thoughts behind the madness

[@HotYoghurt1]

I wanted to know if you were gregarious ohh - I love that line, so good

[@brucewayne2184]

Lol Eminem Stan reference at the beginning

[@guswidener2854]

please whats this intro song/beat?

[@kalebluster7476]

Blue foster used an excerpt from Hookah in their song tonight!!!!

[@bdubbs]

The green shirt from the promo pics was a different shirt actually. It may have been photoshopped regardless, but it wasn't this particular orange shirt from "Blender"

[@Caw50]

When I was younger I laughed pretty hard at the way amir said blend this

[@dwakeling1]

For as chipmunky as he is, Amir is pretty hot

[@YungRasputin]

Hookah is an absolute classic

[@Ethan54136]

You know that song by phil collins "in the air of the night"

[@spencertoussaint4112]

I want to see you react to Amir’s birthday and road trip the end the two saddest episodes not counting the finale

[@BrainwashedZombie]

where does Jake live now? i thought he and amir were in CA together.

[@ids5621]

Love the random ass Stan reference in the intro hahah

[@zacharysmith8263]

Hookah is my favorite episode

[@GregTurismo]

I just blended something too. Not in your honor, but in your coincidence. 🥤

[@BarginsGalore]

Van is a sign that Daniel is Dutch. As opposed to von which would indicate German. I don’t know what he was talking about Denmark that might have just been one of those Amir things

[@SeraphsWitness]

We're American, we think Dutch Danish and Denmark are all the same thing

[@Hotcodservedwarmly]

YOU threw him up, Jake! WE did

[@FlayBlay]

That song by Phil Collins in the air of the night where that guy could've saved that other guy from drowning but didn't?

[@Hossyboy420]

You're always telling me blend, blend this

[@indigiomontoya8005]

These episodes are A+ compared to the new one that just came out

[@hrldhns1]

They should definitely do a JAAW where they watch the girlfriend episodes

[@zeedon]

Hookah is my favorite. 👏🏻

[@ako9212]

I have to watch Hookah once a month for my mental health.

[@daninbox]

9:34 - Jake wore a similar green shirt in Cheryl 2.

[@chrisliden716]

03:59 did Amir just quote Bo Burnham?

[@elis7393]

Blend! Blend this!

[@robbrutvan]

Honestly still relatable

[@vincentsireci8305]

Blender is an A+. Amir's grading was a gimmick

[@EndlessMike]

"It's why Juul's are all fucked up" before the elf bar vape revolution

[@DendyJungle]

Now he is wearing a white t shirt that says “powers” like white powers? Is this guy a chicken? Was he hatched?

[@blink182izawsm]

"Blendah"

[@trickyabb]

Finally found you

[@trickyricketts]

Watching this at a friends house with three hookahs within ten feet of me

[@p1nkzeppel1n]

We could have been together!

[@whitemakesright2177]

3:35 Bad shirt? Nah... bad you.

[@Sweet_Dee]

Bad shirt? Bad you!!

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

too hard on blender, it's great

[@Caw50]

I think it's possible Jake was bending his finger instead of putting it in amir's mouth, when he pulls his hand away I couldn't see the end of his finger

[@ArsonBeanTanks]

I'm Canadian... can someone explain what "thistling dixie" means? Lol. I know what the confederate flag stands for but I don't know what the phrase means or why it's offensive haha.

[@mariolover2222]

A "thistle" is the name for a type of sailing boat. The term "Whistling Dixie" is used as basically saying they're caught up in daydreams/fantasy. The term itself refers to old Confederate soldiers still whistling the songs of the confederacy long after the civil war had ended. It's a pun that combines the two. The term "Dixie" is also a bit antiquated but that alone isn't the problem it's the flag that's actually the problematic bit.

[@Petey5544]

@@mariolover2222 Thanks for the explanation!

[@tommorrison9490]

I was also curious about that, so I did some googling! Here's what I learned: "Dixie" and "Dixieland" are old slang terms that originally referred to the Confederacy and the people who lived there. Dixie is also the name of a song that was popular among Confederate soldiers. Nowadays it still has an association with the deep south, and it's usually used to evoke "southern pride". "Thistling Dixie" is not really a common phrase. It's probably a reference to "whistling dixie", an expression that means being overly optimistic/fantasizing about something that won't happen. It comes from the song I mentioned above, and the vain hope that the Confederacy would win the war.

[@crazyguy338]

0:13

[@kakaisclass]

any gender will do for mother?

[@adampodstawka934]

👏👏👏

[@Winteramen]

🫠🫠🫠

[@donald347]

I wanted to see if you were gregarious! Oh!

[@dhvsheabdh]

Hookah, or shisha, is still a big thing here in the UK.

[@crazychips123]

The blind part is still a goat moment.

[@andrewrobinson1634]

shoulda worn the Nordiques shirt

[@SeraphsWitness]

Take a drink every time they call an old video "problematic".

[@felynecomrade]

I wish they'd stop doing that.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@felynecomrade I agree. But they're under the thumb of a certain ideology, so they have to pay their homage and genuflect before the altar. Nevermind that the fans who actually enjoy the old content are made to feel like something is wrong with them.

[@MrReelio3]

@@SeraphsWitness Bro, did you like the episode because he was wearing a confederate shirt? Saying that is problematic has nothing to do with the content of the episode. The word "problematic" being spoken in your presence doesn't mean anyone is saying there's something wrong with you.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@MrReelio3 I was more talking about the greater issue of them disowning their old jokes, which they do on a regular basis on their Patreon. I actually never noticed the Dixie shirt, nor do I really care. I'm willing to bet most of the fans feel the same way. They either didn't see it, don't care, or both.

[@JustAGuy-iv5vg]

Same. Everytime they watch an episode where Amir says/does some horrible stuff, they often act like it was bad to include. My guys, that's a huge part of his character. Stop being ashamed

[@altidego989]

Ace

[@peacefulvibes8514]

They need to do Sam

[@synthetic240]

Plus, wearing orange makes you look like a prisoner, where everyone wears orange.

[@magicalmysteryollie]

Blender was more than C, it was ace

[@solatkins8679]

Jake not a good look wearing the white powers shirt watching yourself wear a Dixie shirt

[@alfiecollins5617]

You're definitely being too harsh on Blender. I think it's an A.

[@slowestjabroni]

I'm have a pussy is so brain wrenchingly awful and it makes me laugh so hard

[@OI6LER]

The M is supposed to be an N. It's an Amir typo. He's saying "I'n have a pussy" as in he ain't have