Jake Johnson Reads Thirst Tweets

Jake Johnson (“New Girl”, “Jurassic World”) from the new Netflix animated series “Hoops” sits down to read your thirstiest tweets, and learns all about your obsession with his nose, your love for his beard…and yes, your deepest Nick/Schmidt fantasies. #JakeJohnson #ThirstTweets #Netflix
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[@gracefincham5559]

“Jake Johnson from Netflix’s Hoops” haha fun joke Nick Miller

[@kortney3767]

lol right

[@treesboi5559]

The only thing I know him from is New girl

[@brianapace9999]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@zaniahsims]

LMAO RIGHT HE REALLY TRIED IT

[@hollyx6371]

That's exactly what I thought!!

[@mollyjohnston9987]

You can't convince me that this isn't nick Miller hiding in Ruth's tree house reading tweets from Julius Pepperwood fans

[@the_mia_mia]

Yo that's genius!

[@lucybonilla1797]

Yess I had the same idea!!

[@katiebear3715]

😂😂😂

[@rhiwillow8090]

Omg Canon 🤣

[@amyspencer7815]

Apricot! Apricot!

[@anneotherday]

mentally, I’m Nick Miller getting carried by Tran through pool water

[@jiyoon700]

AHAHAHHAHA

[@yajsampath9117]

I felt that on an emotional level

[@punkybruster1991]

“Why you cradling me like a baby, friend?” ✨ this is intimaaaate ✨

[@maggiefigueiredo]

that's the best thing haha

[@eddyvaldez6004]

Hahaha this is exactly the episode I finished awhile ago 🤣

[@thebrowneyedbrunette5275]

Jake exudes both Dad and Daddy vibes, and it’s so blimmin attractive.

[@KatherineStorm]

oml thissss 🤧🙌🏼

[@cassiforest9191]

Accurate.

[@LivBotting]

Well explained

[@sonnyhamlin3402]

haha the most accurate piece of info released during the Covid crisis 😂

[@hweil999]

Sooo attractive

[@blondhecox]

why does it look like he's in a tree house

[@PoppyCorn144]

Because he is... and there’s nothing wrong with that.

[@berrysweet323]

I noticed this and didn’t even question it

[@AsianTheMs]

It’s so him

[@rfldss89]

It's where he hides the booze. Prohibition happened once, it can happen again.

[@jordyn7835]

Maybe him and Winston finally finished their treehouse. 😂

[@javierav8930]

Jake Johnson is Nick Miller, there’s no difference.

[@moparbabe72]

Just like Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds

[@drewcoyle5223]

his responses are exactly nicks responses

[@shellymills8105]

@@drewcoyle5223 especially when he stops reading because “it’s just compliments and that’s embarrassing” 🤣🥰

[@zeenie5489]

it’s kinda scary ngl

[@noreenacosta8002]

Nick Miller Nick Miller from the streets of chicago

[@isabellewojtowicz9341]

Cause the ice in my glass represents the tears from my eyes. I love you, DAWG

[@uzmashaikh7307]

@@isabellewojtowicz9341 Best.Rap.Everrr

[@lahrendt11]

Nick miller Nick Miller he’s a stone cold killer likes the taste of vanilla

[@jalynroberson3459]

This is the seeeeeddesst song in da worrrld

[@emmabelew-ladue8418]

that’s on constant replay in my head

[@icecreamwasabi]

“I’m going to skip this one, just seems like compliments & that’s embarrassing.” Me whenever I get compliments from ANYBODY

[@lxdykxt7769]

It legit sounds like something Nick would say. I read it in his voice and tone lol

[@pureheartbadass]

they didn't even begin to scratch the surface of the new girl fandom thirst tweets about this man

[@saloni.sharma]

ikr... that's where it gets heavily intense! like reeeeaaallllllyyyyy intense

[@leitnerpiper69]

cant blame them. nick miller is pathetic and needs to be kissed into oblivion

[@niamhshaw6221]

Sad that he’s now known as “Jake Johnson from Hoops” and not “Jake Johnson from New Girl” 😩

[@jrdnk5715]

Haha right like I’ve literally never heard of hoops

[@alsowishimura6824]

@@jrdnk5715 its not out yet lol, he's literally promoting it rn

[@happiestplace3754]

Jake Johnson from Jurassic World

[@rocklesson86]

I never heard of Hoops.

[@jammail5425]

I do

[@nazirasultana3058]

“I hope you dry off buddy” - Jake Johnson 2020

[@savannahgeorgia5759]

"I’m going to skip this one, just seems like compliments & that’s embarrassing," is the most Nick Miller thing.

[@lauratroy13]

He just confirmed that Schmidt and nick are the otp 😁

[@dreamergirl247]

He knows what’s up 😏

[@imtryingmybest673]

Glad I’m not the only one

[@aaliyahsalvador225]

Thats whats up thats whats up

[@khiaratt]

what's OTP? 😂😅

[@lauratroy13]

@@khiaratt one true pairing

[@emanzuhd1852]

Disappointed there wasn't a lot of Nick Miller thirst tweets.

[@emillelee5999]

If there was, my tweets would make up half the video

[@alyssaocampo13]

To be fair, Jake Johnson = Nick Miller

[@jcolesbiggestfann]

Why didn’t they show mine

[@umabhaman5225]

nick miller shaped my personality. i panic moonwalk bc of this man

[@emunahohr9734]

Omg😂

[@gabrielabarreda509]

It makes me so happy people recognize how uniquely attractive this man is.

[@abbysomnia624]

"Don't let your parents on your Twitter." Wise words from Jake Johnson

[@jennifermitchell8717]

Jake whenever someone says something dirty about him: "Thank you."

[@user-se6bg5ln1h]

3:24 *”please come choke me”* jake: **inhuman noises**

[@lisaadams2118]

statvesque I may or may not have listened to an inhuman laugh multiple times because, well, why not!

[@theresa6063]

Hearing that laugh made me laugh the exact same way. It was like magic

[@YourGuyDan]

its the sound of his dingdong choking that person 💀

[@Someone-on6hh]

Hey literally be my bestie. U listen to subs, like new girl, and Brooklyn nine nine?!!!

[@kaylagrey7257]

He looks like such a great kisser on New Girl! All I want is for him to kiss me the way he kisses Zoey on the show

[@mizdevilishis5056]

Ikrr

[@hweil999]

Kayla Grey I agree

[@not_bout_it]

With those rotten teeth? Lmao

[@camrynclass2836]

@@not_bout_it his teeth look white af what u talkin about

[@threeditss2327]

finallyyy someone said it ✋

[@PolyBiBadger]

Who is this Jake Johnson? Why does he look like Julius Pepperwood? And why does he also look like Nick Miller? 😳 *X-Files theme plays* whooaaa

[@yoswishh2577]

woah its the bitch from scott pilgrim vs the world

[@manxifest4174]

notice how some of the accounts are verified

[@mizdevilishis5056]

Yeah 🤣

[@kkibela]

Ooolololol 😂😂😂

[@emunahohr9734]

That part got me😂

[@kunalganotra7759]

What will it take BuzzFeed to make Chris Evans do this? Like seriously!

[@sophiewong9588]

They posted WEEKS and WEEKS ago they had a chris evans one coming and I've been waiting and checking their page every fucking day

[@supermonkeygirl33]

@@sophiewong9588 omg did they really??

[@kennedifwilliams]

sophixo UGHH THEY NEED TO HURRY UP

[@alezane4919]

I WANT THAT !! 😭

[@daisyfield7238]

I feel like he’d do his cute Chris laugh at every single one of them.

[@sapphic-emi]

sis REALLY just confirmed he ships nick x schmidt we stan a legend

[@nicoler2993]

nick miller's real name being jake just doesn't sit right with me...

[@mizdevilishis5056]

Yeah when you run into an actor and there name in the show and then you find out there real name you wish his real name was his name in the show. And his name in the show suits him better then his real one

[@ladydavinci9914]

It’s Julius Pepperwood!!!

[@chyannemaxey2960]

I bet all of these were secretly submitted from coach, Winston, and Schmidt

[@haleydavidson7693]

What happens to coach why’d he disappear

[@alyssa01825]

and Jess’s secret accounts

[@taylorh6674]

@@haleydavidson7693 he just moved away

[@camrynclass2836]

@@haleydavidson7693 he didn’t disappear just moved he shows up again

[@cowboylikeswift]

all the tweets about his nose are 100% accurate

[@lisaadams2118]

Grace Castle I second this 😂 lol

[@maddieyates7638]

Lisa Adams would you say, they hit it right on the nose? Please don’t kill me.

[@Awesomevids757]

He said “let me show you why my nose isn’t hot” and all he did was prove to me that the tweets are right

[@soleinquadrata]

Hahaha YES

[@DinaraTengri]

The episode where Nick Miller was dancing naked did things to me. Had a crush on him ever since.

[@mizdevilishis5056]

Ikrr

[@lilithslove1173]

Same

[@ilovepiedoyou2]

i love how most actors love reading the compliments and cringe at the thirst tweets but jake johnson did the opposite 💀

[@aishyjane9020]

"I'm a hole for him" absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@nazirasultana3058]

these just seem like compliments and they’re embarrassing same dude same

[@RiverSlant]

Bryce Dallas Howard wrote at least half of these.

[@sophiarodriguez3706]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@laura-pu4ef]

I was looking for this comment so bad

[@bookishtheory]

There it is 😂😂

[@ctalley9667]

Please let me in on the joke about Bryce 🙋🏽‍♀️🤔

[@RiverSlant]

@@ctalley9667 Bryce famously has a major crush on Jake as seen here kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHPKmINteJqAmZI

[@aligonzalez2644]

And he moonwalked away from the camera right after....

[@Jayshreeusedtomakevidoes]

Best comment ever 😂😂😂😂

[@klosmicofficial]

Dylan O’Brian or Jensen Ackles literally needs to do this stat!!!!!!!!!

[@jennyw4596]

Mmmm yes. Jensen 🤤 Supernatural fans are dirty 😁

[@Ray-ui1pm]

I would scream!!!!

[@taylorh6674]

@@jennyw4596 yesss

[@perritotecleando5519]

YEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@qamarmuuse4156]

These tweets weren’t even that thirsty and i’m mad about it

[@sophiewong9588]

Chris Evans next please, I can speak on behalf of the world that it would make this year a lot brighter for us

[@khethiwelamula1901]

I feel like BuzzFeed has asked him, he just doesn't wanna do it 😭😭

[@leah6849]

Come on, Buzzfeed. It's what 2020 needs.

[@idontwanagomrstark5894]

Fr bruh like make our 2020 better

[@leahlilly4916]

I feel like after the weekend he had he’s probably laying low 😂

[@emmabond8367]

Also Chris Hemsworth 😍😍

[@anantakadine4825]

He's one of those guys that you have no idea why they're hot but they're so hot

[@morgansimmons3893]

all i can think about is that he’s actually in drake and josh’s treehouse without a door

[@seablueredbull]

severely underrated comment

[@ioulia-s1]

All I can hear is Nick😩 I love him he’s so cute !

[@ladycharlotte210]

"The only thing those two [Nick and Schmidt] would nail to the next century... is each other." WOAH JAKE, i mean sure we knew they in love love but this confirmation after years an years? ...is GREAT, thank u King

[@chocolatemuffin2926]

Me: "what tf is hoops?! 2 sec later " 😳That's Nick!!!!! "

[@Oulala87]

(in my sam voice) "Its Nick.." *elevator door closes*

[@mizdevilishis5056]

I didnt realize that till today

[@ioulia-s1]

I love how he responds thank you to most of them 😩

[@eileen8787]

“Those are just compliments and I’m embarrassed.” He’s too precious!!! I love him

[@isabelcabreu4865]

From Netflix's 'Hoops' ummm no Jake Johnson u r and 4 ever will be from new girl

[@anisamohammed8463]

The best exit he would have left us by was the Nick Miller awkward moonwalk!!

[@user-ge2hb2xn7k]

the fact that he's saying thank you to these tho😂

[@leonardzimmerman1308]

Since it came up... yes, his nose is beautifully imperfect.

[@panchish]

honestly this is daily serotonin for me. obsessed with how he says "thirsty tweets" instead of thirst tweets. and how he pronounces "niche" like "nitch"

[@katiechambers1319]

Ahhh just finished new girl last night and now this I think it’s a sign

[@4ng3lic4]

Lmao I've seen new girl so many timessss aHhhHHH it's so goooddd

[@aileenexshawol]

OH MY GOSH I NEEDED THIS I'VE BEEN ON A NEW GIRL RAMPAGE

[@PolyBiBadger]

TIME FOR A JAM-BOREE!!!!

[@flala2261]

I never would’ve guessed Jake Johnson would’ve *said yes* to a thirst tweets vid! haha kudos ✌️

[@24filipinagirl]

Just finished New Girl and i am DEVASTATED THAT IT ENDED. So here I am (while rewatching the whole show lmao). So happy that he’s been getting more interviews recently. Such an underrated sexy actor ugh.

[@yasarjawad7508]

Godddd!!! Had a crush on him since New Girl.

[@marifazekas5650]

The windex laugh at the choking one 😂 also hes def in a tree house that’s probably supposed to be for his kids

[@katelynsbalderdash9469]

"The only thing that those two would nail into the next century could possibly be each other" LMAO ASKJSGKI. THATS SO TRUE TOO

[@julyr2894]

When Jake said "After playing Nick Miller for 7 years..." I went completely 👩‍🦳👩‍🦳👩‍🦳

[@nenapen15]

I recently just started rewatching New Girl and then today I hear about a potential reunion and this releases 😍

[@keiralee6211]

THIS IS ALL IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@cowboylikeswift]

his laugh though, beautiful!

[@ehensler6575]

Bill Hader. That's it. We need him for thirst tweets!

[@kelseyjones4902]

if you ever miss new girl just watch interviews of the actors and actresses cuz they are all just like their characters

[@Jayshreeusedtomakevidoes]

Exacy

[@ceci8960]

Nick Miller, Nick Miller from the streets of Chicago 💦

[@smiller4659]

Minx on HBOmax made me look for Jake Johnson content.

[@smurfette_blues7922]

That little tour of his nose just proved the tweet's point

[@anawiccy]

Jake Johnson's "Now I know, after reading these, why I am no longer on Twitter" has serious Sebastian Stan vibes on Thirst Tweets ( "Thank God I don't have Twitter, and this is why") :D

[@lisaadams2118]

Listening to this really made me blush while cry laughing 😂 WOW. Yes Coach Ben is hairy!

[@juliannecera550]

the way the tweets have so many verified accounts

[@leticianascimento7946]

The laugh after reading certain tweets does it for me 😂❤️

[@bella-mccord]

i want Jake to tuck me in when I'm depressed and sing Nick Miller's version of Landslide as i drift off to sleep crying... wearing a kimono.

[@BatmanPops]

Jake Johnson, reminds me of David Krumholtz, and Oscar Isaac, LOL

[@jessicafrootloops4696]

I don’t know he kind of reminds me of Julius Pepperwood

[@onyecheonobu]

It’s the nose

[@Kris_AB]

Oscar Isaac is the hottest of those three (for his characters in Ex Machina and Inside Llewyn Davis ALONE, he's pure sex and smolder and ridiculousness), but Jake Johnson is funnier and that's often way hotter an attribute.

[@soleinquadrata]

Holy trinity of sexiness right there

[@thatdogisjet2892]

"i hope you dr off buddy" im dying

[@elizaheathen]

so nice to the know the Internet collectively thirsts after this man. I love him.

[@pippa_peg]

"I hope you dry off buddy" Laughed way too hard on that one...

[@jessieweise284]

"from netflixs hoops" excuse me nick miller what are you talking about

[@jimmysmack123]

I once took a catamaran with Jake Johnson.. That's not a sex thing.. but an actual thing that happened. New Girl just finished it's 2nd season and he happened to be on this small catamaran with his wife, us and about 6 other people. My wife and I were big fans of the show, but we pretended not to recognize him so we could hang out without making it weird and just have a chill, fun afternoon together. I'm not 100% sure he bought it but he played along and we all had a great time cruising around Maui and snorkeling Molonkini.. Again, that's not a sex thing.. but an actual thing that happened.

[@FurHorror]

Trying to pinpoint the attraction. Recently watched New Girl. Reminds me of my husband, when we met he was working in a club. Nice guy to talk too, innocence and cuddly. Someone who doesn't feel fake and is safe to be around.

[@1236547899874563211]

I wish this was WAY dirtier. As my tweets about Jake johnson would be....

[@michaelapolymiadouu]

I've been waiting for this one, TURN IT UP!

[@hopey1]

i love this man so much

[@AshleyandJada]

I love that he said 'THIRSTY Tweets" 0:07 and not thirst tweets, someone dropped the ball calling it that...I always just correct it in my head as 'thirsty tweets' 😂😂

[@charlottestevens4184]

Mmk I'm in love with the fact he was not creeped out with the real thirst but complemented and how he said 'I'm gonna skip this cuz it's complements and it makes me sad'

[@MsLkmssla]

Im going to make a twitter just so everytime I tweet I can imagine Jake Johnson saying “good tweet”.

[@emilybraun9153]

YES IVE BEEN WATCHING NEW GIRL RECENTLY AND I LOVE JAKE. this is perfect

[@RoseRose-dj1gn]

“I am not wearing underwear, just a very big sock. A VERY VERY big sock.” -nick miller

[@danilouva]

Buzzfeed I need TUA cast (except five) to read thirsty tweets 😔😒😭🥺

[@astridgranville-martin9884]

I didn't know I needed this until now

[@lizaanderson2222]

This is everything I need. I'm going to watch this every day,,, multiple times a day

[@mars_mayday]

SOLELY because of this video (and my love of Jake Johnson) I'm going to check out Hoops. I love this guy!

[@hannahochteragon8764]

Have I watched this 4 times? Yes. Am I any less thirsty for jake Johnson? No, if anything I am ABSOLUTELY PARCHED

[@nbbim2012]

Whilst I do love Jake, I still have some questions to ask of Buzzfeed: 1. When is Jason Momoa's video going to be done already? 2. Why is this more than double the length of the Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie video? 3. Finally we need a longer and new Henry Cavill video ASAP please & thank you. We deserve something nice in 2020.

[@iAmLeRoY1221]

re #2: Glad to see other people still think about that because I'm irked for at least 10 seconds about how short Mackie and Seb's video was every single time a new video gets posted

[@red7iris]

Jason’s video would be ooooh sooo dirty them tweets gotta be uber thirsty ! Good recommendation! I bet he’d do it too

[@Ktrejo11]

Omg I saw this on my recommended and I never clicked so fast in PURE FEAR that one of my tweets could’ve been exposed

[@sommer.sunshine]

i been waitin for this one, turn it up!

[@Tamandangie]

he said "I'm Jake Johnson from Netflix's hoops" and my body spasmed.. let's not joke around love, Jess wouldn't approve 😂

[@red7iris]

Dang no bussy tweets , this is the second one I’ve seen with no bussy tweets ! 🙁

[@AceFace39]

One of my favourites by far!!

[@zanayiahelizabeth435]

His laugh at 3:26 was just the best that’s why I love him 😂😂🥰🥰

[@homidjohn]

He is certainly a snack.

[@manxifest4174]

SIQJAKALQO jake johnson reading thirst tweets? stannnn

[@S0larsweets]

the fact that i was scared that id see one of my tweets despite the fact that ive only said nice things about him

[@janogario3817]

YESSSSS!!!! I am here for thissssss!! I just finished New Girl and OHMYGHADJAKEYOULOOKSOGOOD!!!!!