Jake once said...

This is a video with the best and funniest quotes which Jake once said. It is a compilation with funny quotes of Jake the dog from Adventure Time with Finn, it's kind of a highlights best of video, just funny scenes u know :3
maybe i will make more videos in the future about Cartoons like adventure time, about drawings or animation ':D
i'm happy about every suggestion for improving my videos, my thumbnails and of course my channel in general ':)
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bye and c ya next time

[@matti.8465]

"Dying together sucks a little less than dying alone" is sadder in retrospect.

[@BranOtaku]

Its sad and happy later in together again.

[@OliviaSNava]

Especially when you remember they didn't die together =(((

[@aaronlandry3934]

It’s good advice. College is also hell, but hell’s not as bad if you’re in it with friends

[@yesisokay544]

especially when your a pilot

[@The_MEMEphis]

@@OliviaSNava well they sorta come back together tho in the distant lands spin off on HBO

[@sametsahin6863]

Sacrificed his favorite cup so finn could learn from it what a good boi

[@guilhermeoutro6083]

He later retrieves it, by the way. That cup was truly important xD

[@andrewpenn1145]

@@guilhermeoutro6083 ...Which, also says something.

[@cosmicfrank5465]

@@andrewpenn1145 hard to let go of things that aren't real

[@cjgroom109]

getting a tattoo dedicated to that scene!

[@guilhermeoutro6083]

@@cjgroom109What a cool idea! I wonder what part of the scene you're going to use

[@milkmangreg871]

"You get everything you want the moment you want it, what's the point of living?" Him wishing for sandwiches all the time kinda makes sense now

[@st4rr32]

@《P14ZY 09》 He only wishes for insignificant things that hold little to no value to him

[@inerti4]

@《P14ZY 09》 You're supposed to fight hard for the truly valuable stuff.

[@samuelaparecido4431]

he really doesn't need anything else

[@swenog47]

@《P14ZY 09》 it means sandwich is the point of life

[@soilthestillborn4949]

Eh I find living is more about the experience, so like being given everything you want the moment you want It sounds perfectly fine

[@SWonYT]

You forgot the best one: "The shapes are always changing. Changing is their normal state, like us. Even if we're not changing on the outside, we're changing on the inside constantly. There's some stuff about me that I've been ignoring for a long time. I'm afraid of that stuff. But it's part of who I am. As long as I know the shape of my soul, I'll be alright." That's my favorite quote in the entire show. Possibly in life.

[@honkandursun9402]

been rewatching the show recently, and i can't explain why, but rereading this quote makes me want to tear up and cry in a good way

[@BegonBepreef]

which episode was this from?

[@honkandursun9402]

@@BegonBepreef i forget, but having rewatched the show recently, i think it's in either the last or second-to-last season

[@BegonBepreef]

@@honkandursun9402 thankss!

[@taurus3918]

@@BegonBepreef dont remember the show's name, but it's about Jake visiting Jermaine for the sudden change of his drawing style (from landscape to abstract)

[@TheTimbs_]

Jake is wise, but he’s also the reason that wisdom and intelligence are two different stats.

[@AD-en5dq]

😮

[@khydo]

Bro called Jake a dumbass

[@Allystargirl]

So true

[@elijahhtoo9384]

This should be a quote

[@Adventure44Time]

😂😂😂

[@olamideakinola7297]

Jake grew to be a wise responsible dog in the end.

[@XEpicGodX]

Except for the being a terrible father thing at least

[@9nikolai]

@@XEpicGodX He was far from a terrible father, he just wasn't a father for long enough to grow up enough to become a great father.

[@jakebriggs2292]

He reached nirvana in the afterlife if you've watch "Distant Lands" on HBO Max. I think he's definitely a kind and caring spirit as well as being a self aware and insightful friend. Not the most perfect in terms of a perfect role model in the beginning but definitely loyal and fun to be with esp. for Finn. I could see why they're reincarnated together than lead their own afterlife separately. Like goodbye is never forever

[@hannahwillis9838]

That’s why he ascended :’) animals are naturally in tune with themselves so it makes sense, his depiction

[@coldbutcomfortablewinterbr2636]

@@XEpicGodX his kids grew independent within a week. Doesn't give you much time to learn anything as a father.

[@lax9586]

Jake always reminded me of a drunk sage. Full of untold wisdom but also at various stages of inebriation during the day.

[@dahncarter4233]

Like the tiny god from Star vs the forces of evil. The unreliable god trope lol

[@onlygearwarrior]

Actually, your observation might make it to...... uh....... Yep... Well, I like it.

[@SeBa-xb3jn]

@@dahncarter4233 you mean gloserick

[@marcel19739]

Yoda

[@skeletonentertainment4201]

@@SeBa-xb3jn gloserick was my favourite

[@tznami2105]

now that im older, most of jake's words rly hit me and i realized he's actually a wise dog

[@bookend2002]

Certainly the wisest dog I've ever known

[@sansnom5269]

I once saw one interview where Pen described Jake as "one dog that gives terrible advice" . And, indeed, Jake can be really stupid sometimes. That's part of the joke, besides the humanization Jake, in the end of the day, still a dog. He has a short attention span, is always interested in food and has no goals or agenda, besides amusing himself. And that's the brilliant part of it. For having such low standards and simple mindset, Jake involuntarily becomes zen, dropping periodically some truths about pain, struggle, love and, mostly important, how in the big picture all those things do not matter that much. While Jake's intentions sometimes can be dubious, or just straight up selfish, his wisdom comes from his simple mind. Perhaps Diogenes was right. Living like a dog can be a virtue.

[@momenmody5060]

This is the best description of Jake I have ever read

[@mellokhai]

He's just like me fr

[@BossStar1995]

No wonder he made it to 50 after he died.

[@feralwarriors1005]

You summed it up perfectly

[@miroki6308]

This a goated comment

[@jrome3300]

Finn: what about tier 15- Jake: *YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT* Finn: … Jake: DO NOT DO TIER 15- Dam jake you good?

[@sidhartarodriguez8447]

I mean teen pregnancy isn't good

[@Alex-nw1jg]

"All 15 feet of her stomach" JAKE YOU SAID WHAT

[@RobertTheFoxxo]

(He did tier 15)

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

Tier 15 is what get's you 6 half rainicorn pups.

[@RobertTheFoxxo]

@@rattlestormrepublic4874 5* one of them is a grandchild

[@potassium49]

You missed Prismo following up with “Dude I’ll just make you a sandwich”. Best part lol

[@Red-Dog7]

I agree

[@aymuhspunj]

They also missed Jake's pruney back beatbox

[@mackinnon1488]

BMO saying "Oh no my favourite mug!"

[@refertopfp9627]

@@aymuhspunj No, they didn't. It's at 2:07.

[@aymuhspunj]

@@refertopfp9627 that was the freestyle rap, not the beatbox.

[@DeoxRc]

1:56 i never noticed the glass magically refills with milk until now. That's a genius trap

[@tobygarrison3594]

That trap would have caught me without a doubt

[@comicabceel867]

OH DAMN IT DOES

[@UndeadMada]

Wow took me over 5 years to realise this

[@silentwarriorts5779]

It wouldn't work on me tho, i would've just drink the milk, and chill without sleeping. Which at that point i would realize the milk refills itself and i will repeat

[@biggestastiest]

i am a milk fiend i would drink the milk until i pass out, to which i would be eternally comatose but it'd be worth it for unlimited warm milk. milk is expensive, man.

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

3:20 - I just got the fact that Jake is taking about Lady Rainicorn - for the longest time I was so freaking confused as to why he was saying Flame Princess (or any woman that isn’t a rainicorn/other mythical creature) had a horn and a 15 foot stomach.

[@justinrosa56]

Bruh I thought he just meant the intestines in our stomach which spread out are pretty long, but since it's pressed together inside us it's easy to rub, wtf😂

[@blankperson6383]

DONT DO TIER 15

[@zk-vd6uy]

@@blankperson6383 do not touch tier 15

[@daveywavey8294]

A lil slow are you now

[@WaddleGoober]

Jake did tier 15 probably......

[@the_doug_digital]

I like how Jake pretty consistently has dumb, silly, worthless advice, but every now and then he drops some genuine pearls that are so profound they can be applied in real life

[@rileyalt1251]

*Why does the “bad biscuits make the Baker broke bro” line sound like a DOOM verse*

[@kiernan3148]

Something on the Bside mmm food

[@onysill7222]

It’s just witty alliteration

[@jaaaaaane]

Paul McCartney

[@westhefitting4105]

I can hear it in DOOM's voice ~~~ it's beautiful.

[@trinitech6868]

Lol

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

Ok, now I can see why jake was sent to nirvana after death.

[@roboticeggs]

Ikr

[@nxone9903]

Yeah

[@Lumberjack_king]

He's so chill well when ge first died he was sent to a pretty bad place but idk if that was magic man or if he really deserved that dead world at the time

[@exequielbreton4393]

@@Lumberjack_king It probably has to do with him being a criminal in the past

[@Lumberjack_king]

@@exequielbreton4393 yeah but it seems you can change and get a better dead world which is nice I wonder. Why Finn didn’t

[@ganii1804]

"Cause dying together sucks a little less than dying alone" dang

[@ryankarry4596]

Jake is the perfect representation of what I want my life to be like in this world. Just coasting through life... enjoying every moment as it comes

[@gw5479]

Zen man 👌. I hope u remember this comment

[@kalvin187douglas]

Truth

[@Dunmerdog]

Adventure time is timeless for the same reason Spongebob is timeless. When I was 13 watching this show, I was Finn. Now that I’m 23 watching this show, I’m Jake. Much like Spongebob, the show is a portrayal of your adult self coaching your young self through life, which is why it will never be beaten.

[@Slegho]

what a beautiful comment

[@karolwithaz]

Damn, I miss the old Cartoon Network because it actually made younger people think as well as teach life lessons

[@jessyonugbolu2106]

Yeah. These days Cartoon Network is disappointing. Apart from gumball

[@Bdogg12139]

^only good thing left. They gave us this god tier show. Regular show, gumball almost everything before these too. Way to many to name. Sad to see now

[@n0hart2give89]

STFU,what about craig

[@jeremiahp_17]

@@n0hart2give89 ur joking right lol

[@ratsicle2107]

@@jeremiahp_17 Tbh Craig of the creek is the only good show that is holding cartoon network together. It's kinda like bread for a sandwich in a way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Plus the lore is pretty cool.

[@CibuYT]

I love the fact that he threw away his perfect cup just to teach his friend a lesson

[@willofthewinds3222]

To be fair, he went to go get it back afterwards, in effect breaking his original point

[@plaguedoctorj.c4963]

1:19 choosing a Pokemon starter

[@justaguywhodraws]

Nobody: Jake being a good big bro: DO NOT DO TIER 15!

[@tsuyuasui3412]

When I was a kid I had NO idea what their 15 could be but now...YOU STAY AWAY FROM TEIR 15 FINN GLOB GLOBIT

[@Epicificator300]

I went to a catholic high school, and I wanted my senior yearbook quote to be “suckin at something is the first step to being sorta good at something” and it got rejected twice. My quote ended up being some random ass Bible verse.

[@samcharles1166]

Man I feel this, our school changed half the answers, totally eradicated the impressions a good portion of the students wanted to leave. All in the pursuit of looking good as a school

[@john670]

This is funny to me because as a teacher, I've said the exact quote to students about 20 times.

[@bedge7782]

“4 big guys and they bust on my eyes” - some guy named Steve

[@shadedrob137]

I've been there. They just up and left mine blank.

[@inbredbanana8156]

That sucks, dude

[@StillFN]

"We could rule them like gods!..angry gods.." this has to be the funniest quote

[@myabusivemomatemyhomework]

I am close to tears, this show makes me so happy I’m gonna rewatch it til I die I think

[@poltergoose_uwu]

Jake was one of the best characters ever created. He was the dad, the best friend, the wingman, the joker, the support system, the chef and the mystery.

[@thatsmeian]

I think the Favorite Cup analogy is the best to use for yourself and life and it always keeps coming back in my mind all the time.

[@ZOMBIE6]

See these clips are a prime example of why jake automatically got into the 50th dead floor. He was already content with life and very much a go with the moment kinda dude. So he found peace and tranquility before death and once death arose on him he was just that. Peace and tranquillity. Once jake realized what the 50th dead floor was he went and got reincarnated with his best friend just so he can do it all again because he enjoys life for what it is. All the small things. I grew up watching shows like adventure time, regular show, teen titans, Ben 10 all the classics and it really help mold me into the adult I am now. All those little lessons and values I got from watching these shows really stuck with me. So thank you jake. And thank you CN for making me who I am today. R.I.P Cartoon Network

[@gagepetersen4533]

Jake always dropped the deepest bits of existential wisdom when you never asked him to.

[@maceguy]

Jake teaching us Stoicism without us knowing❤

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

to live life you need problems!

[@jxynothere]

He somehow also reminds me of a mix of Taoism and Buddhism.

[@jerodbarbee1821]

That's it! It's stoicism! In its purest form

[@rennor3498]

I was being taught life morals and lessons by a cartoon dog who seemed like he was high most of the time. I miss the beautiful days when young generations had access to this kind of content.

[@akitsuki1149]

jake was, still is and will probably remain as my favourite character in all of media, there is something about him that just resonated with me, and I think he is the purest form of stoicism, especially the favourite mug scene, man I love jake!

[@KingMai]

I’m surprised no one said “whatever you want mama”

[@justacorn0211]

"Being bad is something is the first step to being sorta good at something." My favorite quote

[@zenerstorm95]

0:28 - 0:30 truly the pinnacle of comedy

[@gondolier3463]

When I was a kid, I used to bust out laughing because of that

[@dr.trousers6101]

@@gondolier3463 I mean it’s still funny lmao

[@venii1219]

@@dr.trousers6101 ong I never laughed so hard as a kid from watching a cartoon until I watched that last fart scene

[@Jaunty_jules]

tge eco one is so damn funny, it's his face afterwards, he looks so surprised

[@CameronKujo]

The silence and echo made it

[@Small_child_punter]

What a wise and profound sidekick.

[@kinglybeast1769]

Jake is is easily top 3 for my favourite cartoon characters

[@SnowpawShaw]

"No punchies, I am in control! [instantly sobs]" That is the BIGGEST VIBE

[@SlepFish]

My favorite quote from jake was the "I'm not cute, I'll mess you up!"

[@KevinAssalin]

0:15 me playing skyrim

[@nevermind2616]

more like The Sims lol

[@Du0plexGaming]

Jake understands that variety is the spice of life. There is no happiness without suffering, no life without death. Nothing *means* anything unless it's contrasted by something else. If the only color we saw was red, everything would be red and we wouldn't be able to walk around. It's the other colors that give objects meaning, and it lets us walk around. Same thing for stuff like happiness. You couldn't just be happy all the time, that would be a meaningless existence. You *need* struggle to make the happy times actually significant.

[@xPlzid]

Last clip is deep. Jake shows us to be stoic. You can’t control your environment, but u sure can control your reaction.

[@Comuzzy]

“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro” sounds like a Kanye quote

[@miraculouslb_fan8468]

Some of the stuff Jake says is so well thought out and actually really great for kids to hear

[@renranger2135]

“DO NOT DO TEIR FIFTEEN!”

[@miraculouslb_fan8468]

@@renranger2135 ok yeah, not that but you know what I meant

[@funkyfahad9036]

Jake said he’s happy to be in multiverses

[@DragonBoyRW]

They literally wrote the best character ever. He’s so helpful and fun and I love him

[@Nexet77]

Currently re-watching futurama and I can't stop thinking about how much Jake's character mimics bender in his tone, delivery, and energy

[@nathanallred9442]

They’re played by the same voice actor too which makes it 10x better imo

[@joshberry777]

Finn: "What about Tier 15?" Jake: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT!" Finn: "..." Jake: "DO NOT DO TIER FIFTEE-" Lmfao

[@sgtsurgeon.]

The perfectly timed cut got me lol

[@Cho0segoose]

i never noticed how good the writing was on this show when I was a kid. Now im appreciating it more as i get older . dam

[@TheAnxiousOwl]

When you choose to make a weird song about bacon pancakes over the major animation failure of the pan being integrated with the stove. Loving that small little distraction.

[@No_Sleepee]

This compilation just shows how great this show was every moment it spent not focusing on relationship dramas like literally every angsty romcom you see on MTV and Nickelodeon during the late 2000's

[@sageosn1491]

I like how jake simplified systematic oppression for kids

[@nam6128]

4:18 unironically good advice for a breakup

[@bewilderedflash]

Later on the episode he took the mug back 😂

[@timtamTom.2]

Life in general

[@ブラクマト]

“Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something” 😩🙌🏿 love jake 🐾

[@OrdinaryHumanYT]

0:30 I can't believe I laughed at that 😂

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

it’s a gem of the show

[@yvngkage1235]

You gotta love jake’s philosophies they were pretty interesting and adaptable

[@lilroseg0l153]

He's so funny and adorable

[@Ethan-qk8fv]

One of my favourite episodes is Jake The Brick, and when talking about how the rabbits home was destroyed he says something along the lines of “An injustice of astronomical proportions, words fail me”

[@mattgron6913]

the scrat scrobblin one is kind of crazy to have in a kids show the more i think about it... I love this show goddamn it

[@GoWillUrself]

1:40 “dude, I can literally just MAKE you a sandwich.” That’s how he became my favorite character 🤩

[@art-o-cart5166]

The wisdom of one who doesn't see a material universe. But a conscious one.

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

Pauling: ok Heavy, do you want the stock shotgun, the Family Business or the Panic Attack? Heavy: 1:18

[@XramTheFunnyMan]

Real.

[@Her0infath3r]

It’s absolutely crazy to me how this man that voices our beloved Jake the Dog also voices Marcus Fenix from Gears of War and bender from Futurama.

[@aPumpkn]

I think my favorite part about this show is that there's so much of it that's just bros hanging out instead of talking down at each other and making fun of one another. Its just a bunch of friends together having fun.

[@alexzanderbaker4631]

I like how wise jake can be and how dumb he is at the same time

[@egg2535]

Adventure time is such an incredible show

[@speedscampi5217]

"this place is meant to mess you up man, don't let it get in your head, it's all just to test your heroic attributes" should have made it

[@Alex_Rosefur]

Jake is the big brother I needed as a kid. I don't want to imagine what my life could've been without him. 💕

[@JourdanCBarlow]

That last clip is my absolute favorite. I was getting worried it wouldn't make it in the video

[@RainStreet7129]

"Making pancakes! Making, making pancakes!" - Jake the dog.

[@thedripreaper8102]

the last clip speaks to me a lot. the fact that jake would do that to prove a point to his friend speaks magnitudes

[@joshkung]

"If u get everything the minute u want it whats the point of living" Thats actually so true

[@justinherrgott]

Same voice actor who voices Marcus Fenix from Gears of War series, and even Bender from Futurama. It's crazy how great John DiMaggio is at acting. I love him very much. He could fit virtually any role and kill it.

[@ironicanimations]

John DiMaggio is iconic for voicing this amazing character

[@EthanVillanueva]

We need an episode of Uncle Iroh and Jake the Dog sitting down for tea swapping stories and wisdoms

[@zakariaradoine625]

0:12 this quote is hilarious it just came out of nowhere 🤣

[@user-db9vy2gh3v]

I never understood how a character could be do intense but chilled. So stupid but wise. But that's why we love him.

[@thavenomous]

“Aw man, I imagine my mom naked” 💀💀

[@kingeggsvr9206]

I love it when theres awkward silence jake sometimes say the most off the wall shit

[@KadeC021]

Love when the Marcus Fenix voice comes out briefly in the 0:15 clip 😂

[@harpywiththebrownfeathers]

"I'm gonna take a nap while you grow out your fingernails" almost made me spit out my water

[@ralek592]

Tier 15 is insanely smart lol, somehow making us understand without needing much context 2:57

[@TahniZCat2]

@0:15 it's easy to remember that the voice actor playing jake also played bender from Futurama. But it's not until here that I'm reminded he also played Marcus Phoenix from Gears of War.

[@aterriblesliceoftoast]

“You see this cup? It’s my favourite cup in the whole world”. *Proceeds to YEET cup through a closed window*

[@dragonlord7987]

0:46 a true master artist

[@Bslnr]

0:30 I ThOuGhT It WoULd Be FuNnY!

[@philippeilbrecht3452]

lmaooo

[@IssaalaaRacing]

Man I haven’t noticed all the dirty jokes as a child, but now they are ridiculous 😂 also these wise quotes hit way harder now 🤣

[@boimalloy2367]

Don’t forget that Jake later went back to retrieve his favorite cup when Finn wasn’t looking

[@A_New_Wavy]

What Jake said about the world only caring about the strongest is so true and so underrated.

[@AD-en5dq]

Revolution proves that's not always true

[@nam6128]

1:03 the most bender thing jake has said

[@TinsYouTrimble]

Dude everyone needs a bro like Jake in their lives

[@tlaloc5432]

3:14 bruh I never caught tier 5 as a kid 💀

[@teacupper]

He literally threw out his favorite cup just to teach finn a single life lesson. S-tier character fr

[@hambonejamboree7750]

I love how he turns into Marcus Fenix when he says "angry gods"

[@mr_cakenuggies9754]

Just finished watching all 10 seasons it still slaps

[@feelinglikerapunzel8889]

for all his impulsive and immature moments, he has said some of the realest shit i've heard in any kid's cartoon

[@cartoonpeashooter4703]

No punchies! I am in control! *starts crying*

[@doseofsweetness603]

The "If you get everything you wanted, right when you want them, then what is the point of living?" really hit me. Being taught patience and working hard feels more rewarding at the end of the day.

[@williamiversen2978]

Once in a while an Adventure Time video shows up in the recommended section, thanks algorithm

[@miyoungjang8669]

“You stay away from my woman ! - eh sandwich!”