Jake Peralta having daddy issues for 8 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

Why would Jake Peralta need a father figure when he's got Captain Holt/Bruce Willis in Die Hard to fill the dad-shaped hole in his life?
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#JakePeralta #CaptainHolt #BrooklynNineNine

[@JDizzle1391]

I love how Holt eventually just accepts the father role.

[@Femren]

True, however I'd say its a bigger step for Jake to confront his daddy issues and starts to more openly see Holt as a father figure

[@sisterstaketoo1981]

More like bother figure!

[@thandondlovu5392]

@@sisterstaketoo1981 No Holt's Jake's father there's no debate about that.

[@sisterstaketoo1981]

@@thandondlovu5392 lol it was a joke 🤗

[@VideoKilledTheHeros]

I wonder if that's why he suddenly stops being a foodie lol. He's like oh no, gotta scale it back

[@benjaminkasson2587]

Holt walked into the 99 stiff and afraid of rejection after a lifetime and a career of discrimination, and then the detective he thought would be his biggest problem became his son.

[@thandondlovu5392]

I didn't even think about that 🥺 Aww! This just warms my heart ❤️❤️❤️ that much more.

[@pseudonym517]

He's still a problem. Just a professional problem, not a personal one cut to montage of Holt rolling his eyes at Jake edit: Oh Wait That's just Holt being the parent of a 7 year old

[@elligrant7501]

This is definitely not me crying

[@athroughzdude]

He also punched out a bigot on his behalf once. The officer that gave him the most grief (not out of hate but more rebellion against authority) defended him because it was the right thing to do. That means something to a man who's lived through a career of discrimination for being both black and gay.

[@sharan14ss]

@@athroughzdude Yess that

[@youngwang97]

The way Terry aggressively tells Jake to "show [his] father some respect" gets me every time

[@spartan1010101]

He aint got time for disrespect, he works 2 jobs!

[@THESLlCK]

@@spartan1010101 ....SON!

[@entertain7us148]

I like to think that he doesn’t see the humour in the situation at all, he just genuinely thinks Jake should show his father some respect.

[@buggart]

@@entertain7us148 Considering he always thinks about his daughters, that is highly possible.

[@bleep_bloop9482]

Time?

[@stitch6476]

I love it how Holt called Jake " jacob" 🤣. Such a father role

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

so cute

[@l.arenee4463]

@Ô. M.A he’s Raymond.

[@belaud]

@@l.arenee4463 Jacob is his middle name.

[@chokeonthatagustd607]

"Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch" "Actually I'd like that" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AiNEntertainment101]

...thanks for pointing it out - one hell of a funny moment. 🤣

[@MugethiGitau]

😂😂😂this part always gets me

[@HenryHaoVo]

It’s wholesome that Holt eventually, unironically comes to see Jake as his “son figure”

[@rishabhanand4973]

also, amy makes fun of jake for accidentally calling holt dad, but she sees him as a father figure too.

[@williamhowardtaft3560]

@@rishabhanand4973 sound like that office quote “it’s like my kids all grew up and married each other”

[@VideoKilledTheHeros]

I feel like Kevin does too. He's like, oh my husband adopted this odd child i guess we have a son now

[@VideoKilledTheHeros]

Kevin's like the stepdad who tries really hard to bond and isn't quite sure how but is a consistent and loving presence and the kid appreciates it and loves him for it.

[@suiway]

@@rishabhanand4973 "Ew gross Rosa those are our dads!" "Captain Dad is just my boss!" "I'm teaching father the math!" love amy and jake seeing holt and kevin as their dads.

[@cor289]

A moment of silence for the perp who admitted to lying about the holdup to give us one of the earliest father-son moments in the entire show 0:40

[@glanced9684]

Very interesting character developments there

[@ItsHimBro]

he was a real one ✊😔

[@s0up_r882]

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM!?” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@SunspotEscanor]

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET IF FIRE?!?" Peralta said in a calm, rational manner

[@angelinebena9675]

Lol the parallelism is getting me

[@bouledeneige1414]

HAJAHAJAHAJHAKAHA LMFAOO

[@mihikagarg1413]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM? HE'S EVIL!! *calm, rational manner*

[@aniee8088]

-Said jake, calmly.🤣

[@borofreak]

@@aniee8088 aww, I was just coming to make that joke...

[@nalenks8083]

@@borofreak me too...

[@wren2406]

@@nalenks8083 same 💀

[@jackcooper1448]

Yep. That's the joke.

[@bradenhubahib8778]

At the start of the series, Jake had no father figure, now he has 3 dads

[@claytone.9706]

Yes Terry, Holt, and Kevin 😌

[@matter_1793]

Why you hatin' on poor Roger here ?

[@matter_1793]

For serious tho, why does everyone kinda hate Roger ? I actually quite like him, am I weird ?

[@coena9377]

@@matter_1793 He constantly cheats on his partners and has abandoned all of his children.

[@logeyperogi1805]

@@matter_1793 he may have become a part of Jake’s life, but he also ignores his other kids

[@becky1544]

in season 8 if jake doesnt give holt a joke fathers day card for fathers day and holt reacts like he did when jake moved his podium a half inch then im suing

[@groovyjeans8963]

And he calls Kevin and says “yes Kevin our son got us a card for Father’s Day. I know lovely is it not?”

[@hughjanus9557]

@@groovyjeans8963 I really hope that becomes part of the show. That would be great to see

[@bojackbutterscotchhorseman3091]

@@groovyjeans8963 I’ll tell you the whole story when I get home

[@kp-fc4yr]

@@groovyjeans8963 Kevin is 100% the fun dad. Shown in the episode Jake and Kevin were locked up together 😂

[@duacookie6115]

I am from the future and I want to inform you that unfortunately this didnot happen

[@Daboss-kq3jm]

What’s the plan son Well dad Loved that moment

[@latinguy67]

Me too!!!!

[@reefemcg7264]

Crime against humanity it’s not in this video

[@kashihall5824]

When Amy agrees with Jake that if he got his parents more drunk as a kid they’d be a happy family is such an underrated moment. I think it’s so funny

[@nmouning3916]

Did anyone else forget that Holt's middle name is actually Jacob?😂

[@jacobbloom935]

One of Jake’s best reactions on the show

[@jakepullman4914]

2:10 That was so dumb. Cruel, even. There's NO way she doesn't know how he feels about his dad, and she preps him for it like it's this great birthday surprise.

[@shen-qf9mc]

idk, i think jake's mom isn't really actively malicious. like most parents, she probably thought her kid was going to be exactly like her. it was stupid for sure but parents are like that

[@buzzinbea]

@@shen-qf9mc Yeah, it seems more like she's treating him like he's younger than he is. I could picture this same scene happening when Jake was a kid! What makes me more mad is that in later seasons Jake is just shown hanging out with his dad? It just seems weird that they didn't have like...any time dedicated to showing their relationships growing. He just goes from hating him (rightfully) to inviting him to a gender reveal party? But I guess they just didn't have time

[@squiddies6896]

it was totally inconsiderate and insensitive and a terrible life decision on her part like wtf actions over words old woman

[@silviaov633]

Agree, that was selfish and insensitive of her.

[@lulubeukes2296]

"You said you're proud of me, that's my tear trigger" same😅

[@easyjakeoven77]

also same

[@logeyperogi1805]

It’s funny that at first Holt takes it as a joke, but eventually overtime he’s just like “Everyone, this is my husband Kevin, my fluffy boy Cheddar, and my unofficial, white, Jewish son Jake”

[@kiddorourke1]

"Oh God, did my dad leave my mom again? How do you know my mom and dad?" Best lines 😂

[@angelinebena9675]

His delivery too

[@sohumkhaladkar136]

Ray and Kevin will forever be Jake's dads

[@chronomage4939]

but cake and tv his parents

[@chickennuggies9663]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM HES EVIL" this line just yesss

[@matter_1793]

Said Jake, calmly

[@pocketer_5257]

That episode was just funny Also that part when Karen got Jake’s favourite cake flavour and just said “blue”

[@ellp.6986]

I love the fact that both Jake and Amy see Holt as a father figure And most of all I love that he easily accepted this role

[@jiyaagarwal835]

I need a scene of holt and jake playing catch 🤩

[@sisterstaketoo1981]

I’d like that 🤣

[@renegadeangel9196]

Rosa's influence is shown at 2:30 lmao

[@alexandraalsabih4257]

1000% YES

[@faizanoureen9724]

Yes, he had scissors in his pocket 😂

[@nikareading8356]

Video: "Jake Peralta needs therapy" Me: I have seen all of 3 episodes Me: he sure does

[@leavemealone802]

I like to imagine Holt let it slip sometimes the "son" word with Kevin "I swear my son drives me crazy sometimes" "Excuse me?" "Our son?" "A bit better but-"

[@velvetsky3451]

amy: 0:35 also amy: “rosa, those are our dads! i mean, i don’t think that, captain dad is just my boss. I’M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH”

[@aniee8088]

"i wish that you would leave" -while making the cutest angry face. "Dammit, why did I say that out loud,now it won't come true" 🤣🤣🤣🤣Jake is just so adorable.

[@parkerjohnson3122]

“What are you doing mom?! He’s EVIL!” Is one of my favorite lines I’ve ever heard in this show. The context, the choice of words, the WAY he says it is just fantastic.

[@penelopeeull7434]

“The problem is with limo drivers.” Jake Peralta. 🤣

[@concept5631]

"Babe its not."

[@angelinebena9675]

That choked me up

[@latinguy67]

I discovered Brooklyn Nine Nine during the pandemic in the spring of 2020. Sadly I lost my beloved Mom to that fucking virus in the fall. I wish I could tell the cast of Brooklyn Nine Nine that they help me so much with my grief by making me smile with their antics and life lessons.

[@sisterstaketoo1981]

I’m so sorry for your loss. Praying for your strength and encouragement.

[@williamhowardtaft3560]

im so sorry for your loss

[@Sidk25]

Hey buddy, so sorry for your loss. Sending across a lot of love and strength to you. Take care.

[@mundial200]

I'm sorry for your loss, and glad you found something to help with the grieving, hope you have a good life 🙏

[@plabanpratim5202]

Sorry for loss man. Take care❤️

[@MarkCalloway]

Hopefully jakes dads can renew their vows in season 8 🤞

[@thecrimsonwrath1337]

Yes we all need that

[@munaabdi4471]

Oh my God How in the hell did you do that😂😂😂😂 They just did

[@MarkCalloway]

@@munaabdi4471 it’s as if I work on the show

[@pinkgiraffe378]

I love how Holt just accepts being a father figure eventually.

[@asshat8892]

One of my favorite minor details is that when jake is completely upset he talks in a monotone calm voice because his dad was an airplane pilot.

[@bluejay4620]

Whaaaaaaat I never connected that!

[@sumitsarkar3148]

"The proud Daddy" 😢😢😢 So gonna miss this show

[@blackjack7207]

The face he makes when his dad enters the house on the birthday episode is devastating

[@rishabhanand4973]

1:26 holt literally eats plain rice for breakfast and says if he could, he would eat a tasteless bar that gave him all the calories and nutrients needed for the day. Then again, this is one of the earlier seasons so maybe the writers were still trying to decide whether to make holt a foodie or not.

[@grff_]

I think he just cares about the "mouth feel" of foods

[@heatherstephenson3559]

Aw, when Holt says he takes Jake calling him Dad a compliment

[@heidimarie2896]

2:40 is the Brooklyn 99 equivalent of... HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!!!!!! Dumbledore said calmly.

[@umamiiiii]

They casted Jake’s parents perfectly

[@painfullyloaded]

There has to be a moment in the final season where Captain Holt and Kevin feel proud for Jake when he's accepted into the FBI, I thinks that's his dream job. Like parents at their kids graduation type moment.

[@xed_i2070]

Sadly he leaves the job at the end

[@faizanoureen9724]

Did you watch the 8th season?? He leaves the job , I think after watching that you would've gotten sad

[@kaiorlov7067]

Sadly he leaves the 99 to spend more time with his son. Though holt does tell Jake that he's very proud of him.

[@carlossantiago8420]

Rosa at 00:15 is proof that Stephanie Diaz tries hard to keep her character serious.

[@velvetsky3451]

stephanie beatriz lmao, easy mistake

[@codyeble6764]

It's actually Rosa Beatriz

[@bhuvanbiju9203]

B99 can be so cartoony and realistic at the same time...it's so freaking dope ❤️

[@CultLeaderCashew]

“Oh no did he storm out?” “No, I stormed in” I love that

[@mr.ginger5369]

"And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads" "That is, weirder" "Yeah I got stuff"

[@seharjaggi]

i love the relationship holt and Jake share! it's so pure.

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19]

I love how earlier on calling cap dad was embarrassing for Peralta and then later on it was a casual thing and everyone was cool with it :)

[@afridatasnim8689]

I love how he just said daddy is not on the table 🤣

[@matthewapples5413]

*”How can I have ‘Daddy Issues’ when I don’t even have a dad?”* - Detective Jacob Peralta

[@ThunderWolf290]

‘Le gasp’ “the problem is with limo drivers” “Babe it’s not” “Its not?” “No” “Oh thank you love you”

[@jonathanleung4315]

It's weird that both amy and jake see holt as a father figure

[@pandabear8862]

"It's like my children grew up, and married each other, it's every parent's dream"

[@teahop0768]

@@pandabear8862 - Michael Scott

[@pandabear8862]

@@teahop0768 -panda bear

[@manyaprasad4482]

@@pandabear8862 the crossover that we need in our hearts

[@olivagulabjan9]

It's also weird considering Amy had a big crush on Holt and Jake kissed him once.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

Everyone makes fun of jake but we all know captain Holt eventually adopted the role and ACTUALLY loves his son 😂

[@anshikab22]

yeah it’s just 8 minutes of jake calling holt dad 😭

[@pinkgiraffe378]

They really should show him going to therapy at some point tbh.

[@sexytinatrainconductress7791]

They did in the season 7 heist

[@melaniebarrfitzpatrick1436]

@@sexytinatrainconductress7791 Yup

[@pinkgiraffe378]

@@sexytinatrainconductress7791 yeah but it was a hired actor not a therapist

[@michaelrhett4958]

@@pinkgiraffe378 Though it actually helped him

[@Meg_intheclouds]

@@pinkgiraffe378 I was so annoyed about that- like I get a heist is a heist but Amy shouldn’t have done that

[@parvathyp6581]

Remember the episode where they were at Rosa's and there was a shooting incident and Holt called Jake 'Son'? I as hoping to see that one too

[@Oswadomob]

I can’t hear Jakes mum without hearing Leela from futurama

[@kaiserrat70]

*WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM, HES EVIL* Dumbledore said calmly

[@user-xh8gc3kx2s]

2:46 would be my reaction if my mum ever got back with my dad. very relatable

[@ayushluitel]

I don't know if I hate Jake's dad more or Charles hates him more!!

[@faizanoureen9724]

Charles, definitely Charles! 😂

[@victorthefatherless2419]

can holt just adopted the Whole squad in season 8

[@shivshivie]

I'm like Jake, in desperate need of therapy 😅

[@siddrella]

Holt: I am so proud of you Jake's reaction 🤣🤣

[@duplex901]

Jake is my spirit animal ❤️

[@mikagutierrez4968]

Jake's birthday always reminds me of Amy singing itchy itchy spider

[@martina6700]

ITCHY SPIDER OMG HAHAHA

[@7srchoed]

dropping that he was the starting shortstop was definitely a brag. That was unnecessary information and the shortstop is always the best player. I was the starting shortstop in my little league team.

[@jee462]

Shortstop and second tie (I was second). We do nearly the same things on opposite sides of the field. Obviously we're the best.

[@sugar-and-stardust]

The thumbnail is a mood. "Jake Peralta needs therapy" so do I, buddy.

[@sakurasensations4786]

Jake’s father issues are some of the most entertaining running bits of this show lol

[@gayathri6400]

4:44 holt was legit concerned ahhh.

[@maikopskoy]

6:13 "it's not? Thanks babe ily"😂

[@neo1343]

Totally forgot Holts middlename is Jacob

[@jimenarascon71]

me having daddy issues for over more than 10 years: d e p r e s s i o n & a b a n d o n m e n t i s s u e s also me: jake can you be my father figure?

[@entertain7us148]

The episode where Jakes dad comes to his birthday has got to be one of my favourites.

[@matiasmattera6650]

So, in the 99 Holt is Jake's father whily Terry is the cool trustworthy older brother, Gina, Amy and Rosa are the sisters (wich make weird the Jake and Amy thing, more even when Amy also sees Holt as a father figure, not at the level of Jake at least), Hithcock and Scully are the weird uncles, Boyld is the weird cousin that somehow you get along and Kevin is the step-father who marry into this weird family and somehow actually deal with it.

[@samstern2042]

He really needs to see a therapist

[@arielbanks5557]

May you please make compilation video the funniest criminals at B99?

[@ShredHex4Fun]

jake's mom looks more like gina's mom

[@josephrajan5105]

'What are you doing mom? He's EVIL'- said by a wise man

[@nani11421]

'I STORMED IN' has no right being as funny as it is in that clip.

[@vaayuri]

2:46 WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM HES EVIL

[@bexyPTX]

I’m just realizing it’s been way too long since I’ve watched this show

[@primcasiha]

since jake called amy "my mom" in season 8, apparently, he also has mommy issues

[@breadmayhem]

jake never wanted to be like his dad to mac so thats why he became stay at home dad im crying

[@kate___lynch]

“A person without a daddy is the one with daddy issues, ‘ cause that makes sense”

[@amberburke9576]

'No I stormed in!' 😂

[@ShroomNana]

I miss this show!!!!

[@maheenahmed6653]

Him having called Holt dad is almost as embarrassing as calling a teacher Mom

[@b00n1337]

Fun fact, Holt is an older Jake.

[@stargirl-9000]

Love how dads being abusive on a mass scale has been turned into a funny lighthearted and often sexual term

[@Anonymous-zx4od]

I wish I could get money for having a shitty childhood.

[@aradhyathakkar6755]

I am gonna go down there and express my concerns like an adult "What are you doing mom he is evil ": proceeds to talk like a eight year old

[@octodaddy1602]

Jake's dad is my favorite character in the entire show. Every scene with him is absolute gold

[@manishd.6101]

boy of a mother - Jake

[@yuhyuh7603]

Pretty accurate, cept I keep those thoughts in my head.

[@StreetFighterFan777]

Holt and Jake’s relationship makes this show.

[@RoboticTacoo]

Ha Me and jake have something in common , my dad also left, just earlier then jakes and when he came back he was dying

[@lennartj12345]

I cant be the only one who loved at wordplay of bouncehouse and his dad making out with a clown 😂😂

[@ntombikayisenzimande1362]

I know who my dad is, it's you!

[@jacobhatfield4970]

His dad was so bad he needed two new dads

[@966aAad]

7:46 Amy looks so proud

[@galatirock]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM HE'S EVIL" said Jake calmly

[@hannahbanna_]

IM SORRY THE PICTURE “Jake Peralta needs therapy 😁”