jake peralta having daddy issues for 7 minutes and 47 seconds

[@emma1422]

“Peralta, I will not give you a cool half mill because you had a slightly sad childhood.”

[@dubudubudan]

such a great line

[@tropicalsprite6915]

love the way holt says cool half mil

[@rafaeleiras263]

slightly sad always get me

[@ifandafydd7432]

The fact he's not giving money is based on that Jake "had a sad childhood" implies there are *some* reasons he'd give away half a million dollars. I'd love to know how much money he has in his bank account if he can even afford to give that much away for any reason

[@csh1vr]

that is like my favorite line from the show

[@SnowCat-nu7gj]

Honestly that character development of everyone teasing Jake for calling Holt dad, to him just openly saying that Holt and Kevin are his dad's is incredible

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

*dads

[@Lucy-tm9qp]

Morgan Freeman what’s wrong with you? Why are you saying the n word?

[@n0t._.n4ncy]

Hanna wait, they are not black?

[@fatoumatacisse3796]

@@Lucy-tm9qp they are probably black

[@Neon-zq5of]

They're everyone's dad

[@lel1160]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM ? HE'S *EVIL* ! gets me every time

[@stragglypie1038]

Bob.e Harrison how is this at 2.3k likes and I’m the first reply

[@lel1160]

@@stragglypie1038 how is this on 2.3k likes and i had no idea !?? but thank you for your reply ! :)

[@Private-lw1td]

Ok im the third comment 🤣

[@motherofpea4rll]

I read this as he was saying it lmao

[@xbloozy_4956]

3.6k likes now

[@tonycee1670]

“I kinda have some dad issue with certain people” “Holt” “Me” “Raymond”

[@rishabbomma9361]

tony cee hello

[@tonycee1670]

Rishab bomma hello

[@deuceloosely1120]

If the series doesn't end with Holt and Kevin legally adopting Jake I'm going to fight the writers

[@bishopnickle2207]

YES I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

A 30+ year old can't get adopted

[@stevie_schillens9451]

@@friendlyneigborhoodbean ur name is true

[@marcuswong1643]

Bruh he still has a mom and he’s trying to accept his dad back into his life

[@bellagoth835]

tf is this? 😂

[@juliettriggs]

Where's the scene when Jake and Holt are talking and Holt asks "okay what's the plan son" and Jake replies "well dad..." One of my faves ngl. Sad it's not here :(

[@WhatIrisLoves]

which episode is that?

[@artxsta5762]

Iris x s4e9 the overmining

[@Riggy1991]

i think it's just them having accepted their weird little relationship and play on it now

[@parvathyp6581]

I was gonna comment that until I found this comment

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

because its not daddy issues that one is daddy solutions

[@shifatazmain4445]

captain holt was a better dad than jake's actual dad

[@13wilsonh]

No shit

[@jimenal-3514]

I love how Amy comforts Jake They are so cute together

[@naya-cole_official]

Stay alive |-/

[@abedimblebee7360]

Anaya Cole-Wilson ||-//

[@JJ4EVER9232011]

||-//

[@user-sp5ds4nq5e]

Jaila Urban omg I love my fellow pilots |-/

[@jimenal-3514]

beautiful clique ll-//

[@samellis2604]

I’m sad there’s not the clip where Jake says “TV and cake were my parents” while joking and then it turns to sadness while Rosa just stares at him and Amy comforts him, it’s so cute and funny

[@catazanoni1455]

So cute

[@icy1]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3KWZqOFmZx4fM0

[@EterPuralis]

Hn, my parents were never even close to getting a divorce and tv and cake were still my parents.

[@mellmag3723]

@@EterPuralis don't have cake, but I got tv and instant noodles. All of us deserves a hug.

[@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5]

@@icy1 Thank you.

[@avavaldez2986]

Jake: I have some dad issues with certain people. Amy: Captain Holt Holt: Me Kevin: Raymond My favorite scene

[@catazanoni1455]

🤣🤣

[@alissagomez8643]

What episode was that??

[@avavaldez2986]

Alissa Gomez Casecation I think? The one where Amy and Jake debate having kids

[@charosaurisrex7126]

@@alissagomez8643 casecation szn 5

[@mehnumatabassum329]

@@charosaurisrex7126 Its actually season 6 epi 12.

[@rtav66666]

jake started with an absentee dad and ended up with 2 greeaaat dads edit: thank you for all the likes, it's amazing to see 🙈🤗

[@fizzyboi4169]

3 great dads and a dad trying to be better

[@mayaoh7717]

@@fizzyboi4169 and a father in law, and is !!!! SPOILER!!!!!! a father

[@fizzyboi4169]

Yeah that’s why I said 4, Captain holt, Holts husband, Amy’s father and his own father

[@mayaoh7717]

@@fizzyboi4169 ohh sorry

[@mozzmite]

you think at least one of the reasons they made holt gay is to give jake not one, but Two Dads??

[@sxge4751]

haze: 7 minutes and 46 seconds KZbin: No.

[@videosieditat4am563]

Abenezer Girma WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP

[@ishootgrqqnz9218]

The sad thing is it was correct but they changed it

[@tommywiseau1433]

Cant have shit these days

[@rcgaming5087]

My wife and my dad are here... I mean captain dad... I mean I know who my dad is! Its you!

[@catazanoni1455]

Hi Amy *she waves adorably*

[@nickeynouse6093]

Jake's mom is a Karen oh dear

[@yamiletulerio2567]

She's the only Karen we respect

[@beyzaakcan543]

What is it about Karen's?

[@serhatakcadag2137]

@@beyzaakcan543 It is a stereotype. Karen is a mother who has short blonde hair and they are overcontrolling most of the time

[@SarahBarah]

She is Karen, that doesn't mean she is "A Karen", which is a mentality that can be applied to anyone

[@larayes4022]

@@yamiletulerio2567 damn you beat me to it😂

[@joeymcjagger4028]

I love how the show threw Kevin into the mix being one of his dads too.

[@ishootgrqqnz9218]

3:32, How do you know my mu and dad just hit different

[@shannon-2497]

At least you had one smh 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[@majorraps6784]

Tru

[@mauia88]

Holy cow I didn't even see it that way the first time. That's dark.

[@renameagain5808]

I don't get it. Can someone explain plz

[@renameagain5808]

@@mauia88 what's dark?

[@justaperson8381]

It's kind of sad. Jake is so desperate for a father figure in his life that he instinctively calls any male authority figure "dad"

[@niamhmulligan5820]

Ikr! It's so sad and you can tell he's really happy when Halt says he's proud of him.😊

[@miche8868]

I thought it'd be funny but now I'm just sad

[@334...4]

Same

[@shaanp9796]

It’s like Dr. Doof’s backstory. It funny in sections but you put it all together and you wonder why it’s in a comedy show.

[@annabelm6170]

Yea.

[@CFijWPG]

Wait, did Jake learn to shave from Home Alone, or from Steve, his dad's co-pilot? He says the latter in the half-sister episode.

[@sh1nighami]

both

[@ameliemiskin]

Carson Fijal one was face and one was balls

[@Invictus___me]

Maybe both

[@RandomPerson-ul2ll]

Amelie Miskin we have the same name

[@kantofilms9167]

Yea youre right

[@moledeolla0710]

I literally was looking for this, thank you

[@hayes99]

i was looking for this like a month ago and i couldn't find one so i was like fuck it i'll make it lmao

[@lukagrdzelishvili]

How do you figuratively look for something

[@therwfer]

@@lukagrdzelishvili Good question, maybe if you do it really half-assed? Nah thats still literally looking, just not that much. I KNOW: If youre a blind and/or blindfolded person. @Fer R, are you or have you ever been blind and/or blindfolded while looking for Jake Peralta's daddy issues?

[@lukagrdzelishvili]

@@therwfer I think that still counts as literally looking for something

[@therwfer]

@@lukagrdzelishvili Let's agree to disagree and let science figure it out.

[@CollinMcLean]

When you think about it, Holt isn't just the 99's Dad because he's older male authority figure... He gave Jake the discipline and effort his father never put in Amy the attention and praise her parents often reserved for their worst children and best children, Amy falling in the middle of the ranks And he gave Rosa a warm and understanding presence unlike her parents who she couldn't come out to for so long He's the 99's Dad because he gave them the things they were lacking from their own parental figures. Helping Jake to grow up (relatively speaking), helping Amy feel more self assured, and helping Rosa to open herself up more.

[@justexisting184]

goddammit collin im crying now

[@josie-nv6ft]

"woohmp" " *t h e r e i t i s* "

[@sagejennings4342]

7:26 "It's not? Okay, thanks, I love you."

[@purvijain2306]

Fav scene

[@NLSNcs]

I loved this scene lmfaooo

[@zinc8002]

I love Jake I wish he would go to therapy🥺

[@evepower8460]

He does eventually, I’m so proud of him 🥺

[@sagejennings4342]

He did, but the therapist was a murderer. Then he did again, but the therapist was a ruse for the Halloween Heist (but she was still helpful).

[@hootsifer-darling]

@@sagejennings4342 😂😂 but he said it was incredibly helpful!

[@dizzy7291]

You guys remember when Jake was like *SHES FAKE?!*

[@afton1650]

Well, he did, but his therapist was an actor and the therapy was a ruse for Rosa and Amy to listen in on jakes plans for the Halloween heist.

[@Connor-un8sr]

Everyone loves Jake, look at that like to dislike ratio

[@DJisAwesome]

Yeaaaah! And those dislikes are probably just bots

[@devyanisingh9450]

I don’t know why but I was also expecting this here lmao “Hello daddy” “Yes daddy” “No daddy” “Dadddyyyy”

[@hayes99]

Fuck ur right I should have he said it with such passion

[@gretchenortner]

1: "Thanks dad." *Denies he ever said it.* 2. "I love you daaaptain. Daptain! Cool new way of saying captain!" 3. "My wife and my dad are here. I mean captain dad. I mean- I know who my dad is. It's you." 4. "In a weird way, I want you guys to be my dads." THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

[@bilgesu7603]

the one dislike was jake's dad

[@jo3nama696]

99 likes, noice

[@bilgesu7603]

@@jo3nama696 toit

[@annabelm6170]

LMAO

[@VixeyTeh]

He has trouble operating thumbs. :P

[@erikavanegaseguizabal6739]

He's evil

[@camithewitch5265]

6:38 His voice LMAO

[@helenarc5790]

It makes me laugh so much when he plays the dork 🤣 like on one of the early episodes when he remembers when he was younger and accidentally pulled someone's pants down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@camithewitch5265]

@@helenarc5790 😂 I forgot about that scene. Jake is amazing 😂😂

[@helenarc5790]

@@camithewitch5265truly!!! His character is so awesome that he accidentally made me develop an incurable crush on Andy Samberg 😂

[@apexyl5135]

I see Peralta I click immediately I see Daddy issues I relate immediately I’m a lesbian but jake is my favorite character because *daddy issues = my personality*

[@Starstruck_Seven]

Same lmaoooo

[@kaceyhendriks1675]

Saaammeee, I have immense daddy issues

[@hootsifer-darling]

Saaaaaame My dad is an airline pilot who moved to Florida with his new family after he lost the custody battle. Told us nothing except how much he wanted us (me+sibs) to be together but 8 months after he lost he bounced and literally told us he was choosing his career over staying close to us. Soooooooooo😬 Jake is my spirit animal

[@apexyl5135]

TheGalacticCrafter Damn that sucks. Mine’s just a narcissist who calls me insults all the time but still claims that he loves me and my siblings But I think yours is worse

[@hootsifer-darling]

@@apexyl5135 it's not a competition, we all lose. Mine is disrespectful in less obvious ways. Solidarity ♥️

[@abhisheklama1393]

Video Title : Jake Peralta having daddy issues for 7 minutes 46 seconds. Video : is 7 minutes 47 seconds long. Me : *it's stuff like this that gives me trust issues*

[@gioomarch]

Sksks it's because KZbin always adds an extra second

[@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut]

funny you're the broken one but i'm the only one who needed saaaaavinnnn😔

[@abhisheklama1393]

@@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut okay, maybe I quietly watch videos of old grannies walking around in G-strings, but I'm NOT broken!

[@annabelm6170]

GIRL ALMDODOD

[@_itz_hikari]

try playing among us

[@michaelcolon3940]

"Thank god, my wife and my dad are here" 😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERYTIME

[@CIII328]

3:29 I love that Amy comforts Jake before he spirals any further. That was kind of adorable

[@mun_404]

that one dislike is Jake's dad lol

[@ihussain5590]

1:25 , is my favourite bit 😂

[@rhysbailey6827]

Jake needs a hug

[@ailisbonner4493]

"good, thanks dad" Reminds me of the time I called a teacher mom

[@Okokokok121]

what episode was that yk when he said "good, thanks dad"

[@jayemillichap1559]

Weren't Jake and Gina best friends?

[@M0ldyBubbles]

@@lalalalallalala fun fact: the actors grew up together too :)

[@bluez1892]

@@lalalalallalala Did you know that Gina had a crush in Jake when they were kids?

[@greythomas6199]

The actors were too

[@greythomas6199]

@@bluez1892 wowowowowowowowoow really

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

BlueZ 18 No, the actress had a crush on him, nothing to do with their characters.

[@smolopossummaxwell9624]

6:12 totally not so straight smashing it.

[@kassidykelley614]

"Holt." "Me." "Raymond." 😂😂😂

[@ShinyStars._]

my favourite part was: Jake:WHAT ARE YOU DDOING MUM!!?!!HES EVIL!!XD

[@therealpotatonarwhal9869]

Jake: *gasp* the problem is with limo drivers! Amy: babe it's not Jake: it's not? Amy: no Jake: okthxiloveyou

[@dn3904]

the fact that jake looks at holt as a father figure bc he’s been there for him more than his own dad has throughout his entire life, makes me so sad to think abt

[@pepethefrog6809]

4:47 Dunno why I laughed so hard at that. LOL

[@emeraldartz1363]

Really? Because it makes me *sob*

[@patrickpatrick3935]

False advertisement! The title says 7 minutes and 46 seconds but the video is actually 7 minutes and 47 seconds

[@Nothing.nobody.]

KZbin adds that

[@apexyl5135]

They wanted to give us an extra second as a surprise!

[@ida1260]

Stfu

[@c.k-da-kxnghere]

Jakes dad was the baseball coach and still never played catch with him?

[@liacolon1894]

ikr! sad

[@titliroy4713]

The fact that Jake is usually so calm and funny but is absolutely serious when threatening his dad😂

[@lana4life271]

Jake being petty about his dad on his birthday

[@aphylorne3021]

0:25 I love how literally everyone in the room stops and looks at Jake.

[@fransick922]

why tf did I cry watching this

[@matthewr.h.5190]

he's such a mood bro I can't even

[@TFordSuperstar]

You got it, Dad!

[@pamelamcsporran7179]

The fact that it's 7 mins and 47 secs instead of 46 indurates me

[@camrynviau]

Holt and Kevin are the parents that Jake never knew he needed❤️

[@backstabbers123]

7:28 " it's not? Ok baby thanks I Love you. " That expression tho 😂

[@VibrantlyDark]

I love Amy's face when Jake blows out the candle

[@ravenwood3695]

"He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy" was *made* for Holt and Jake 😄

[@rayramoutar6376]

I’m sorry, why isn’t this all of B99?

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

Because then it definitely wouldn’t be 7 minutes and 46 seconds long

[@noone9177]

No matter what they do, no matter how many seasons passes: I will ALWAYS hate Jake's biological dad for being such a jerk and fucking up Jake's childhood and causing him so many issues. Jakey deserved better and I'm glad he had Holt and Kevin as father figures. On that note, if the series end and Holt and Kevin do not adopt Jake I will personally FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WRITER AND PRODUCERSZ BC Jake deserves this adult adoption and we all know Holt and Kevin consider Jake their kid.

[@rubyred3580]

Yeah same I don't really buy his dad's redemption ark like at all

[@auroranyy8016]

"jake peralta being captain holt son for 7 minutes and 47 seconds"

[@pinkgiraffe378]

Ie. Jake Peralta having daddy issues for the whole show. 😂😂😂

[@yobamos2158]

Jake's mom looks like a female version of John Lennon

[@mistermossman6074]

You forgot when get got put in solitary and he was thinking of random stuff and then he said "my dad never loved me"

[@DGenerationX1311]

Jake calling that kid who’s 6 weeks older ‘dad’ 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@lorademandante1993]

5:48 is definitely my favorite one

[@isabellearelle596]

I love how the title is all caps

[@kaceyhendriks1675]

I actually had the exact same thing where my dad showed up at my birthday and I didn't even know, or want that.. I told him I wanted him to leave just like Jake (that whole episode triggered me lmao)

[@pedroperryresende4215]

One of my favorite parts of the whole series is jake saying he doesn't have daddy issues cause he doesn't have a dad

[@justagirl5426]

jake really deserves a father like holt,he makes me sad every time he talks about his childhood 🥺

[@Carols989]

jake's dad disliked this video

[@tahsanrinan2232]

3:12 this part gets me everytimee!!

[@lisag.215]

Jake calling captain holt and Kevin his dads makes me so happy

[@therealmkposh]

"Go solve your housing crisis" is an underrated Captain Holt line and you shouldn't have cut it out 😂😭

[@huffleprecious4143]

i love you daptain

[@rachaelgriffin2884]

Dad... daptin ...captain ... it’s a whole new way of saying captain

[@edibe9906]

after all of this i believe he is going to be the best dad ever

[@hayes99]

I know me too I’m so excited to see him and Amy as parents in season 8!!!

[@edibe9906]

@@hayes99 samee

[@titliroy4713]

Jake has both Daddy and Mommy issues. He tried convincing that Therapist in Season 6 that he didn't wanna sleep with his mom, completely unprompted😂

[@cs3662516]

We all know Holt is the real dad.

[@canlouishugme]

Notice how there are no dislikes

[@ollycoleman7418]

Well that's ruined.

[@greythomas6199]

6 happend on 1 day

[@ratosphere]

I’ve never even seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine, yet I’m addicted to these videos. I have no idea how this happened but I can’t say I’m mad about it.

[@Akshara1412]

He is just so sweet.🧡

[@achillescomedown]

absolute fucking mood

[@pokefan213]

"Uh, yeah I looked it over. Good work." "Great. Thanks, Dad." * Everyone heard that *

[@mallorybingham3522]

“😠 I wished that you would leave!” I love that line!

[@PaoloBarcelli]

0:25 The "Thanks, dad" was F amazing joke and you brothers can't dennie

[@moony3083]

The way amy comforts Jake about his daddy issues is the sweetest thing 🥺

[@mariamberidze2052]

as a person with daddy issues jake is my little shiny bean

[@StridingLuna]

“I know who my dad is, it’s you! Hi Amy!☺️”

[@maxmax7625]

jake: *says literally anything about his dad leaving* me: SAME

[@yeah_nah...]

I think the title for this video should be "Jake Peralta being a relatable king"

[@maxlu9373]

Nobody’s gonna talk about how the video is 7:47 long and how Jake’s dad is a pilot who flies 747s?

[@williamnguyen8663]

7:10 holt has no excuse here. He’s supposed to be the father figure. Why is he sympathetic here?

[@JonPITBZN]

Holt got demoted from captain down to beat cop even though he didn't do anything wrong. All Jake did was get a new boss, which is something an employee is supposed to handle without going off on some conspiranoid witch hunt.

[@williamnguyen8663]

Jon S except Holt was the one who participated and encouraged Jake. He basically did something bad and made Jake the fall guy for it

[@srishtiverma1381]

This is my favorite video of all times

[@clod4350]

7 minutes and 47 seconds long probably the type of plane Jakes father left with

[@snailbutton6631]

Roger Peralta is like the quagmire of the b99

[@hayes99]

Oh my god deadass

[@t.jjordan221]

I just thought of todoroki at 1:40 Please say i'm not the only one

[@shineadshinnersdaly3861]

Me having daddy issues 24/7: 👁👄👁

[@signofthecrimes1534]

When i found out Jake's mom is a karen I screeched

[@lilycreeper5246]

"Yeah, the one without a dad has daddy issues, explain that logic."

[@xxxxxxuan]

the title: 7 minutes and 46 seconds the video: 7 minutes and *47* seconds me: NOOOO WHY

[@nikeminaya5433]

Are u sure about that