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@SnowCat-nu7gj4 жыл бұрын
Honestly that character development of everyone teasing Jake for calling Holt dad, to him just openly saying that Holt and Kevin are his dad's is incredible
@fuck_youtube_handles3 жыл бұрын
*dads
@Lucy-tm9qp3 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman what’s wrong with you? Why are you saying the n word?
@n0t._.n4ncy3 жыл бұрын
Hanna wait, they are not black?
@fatoumatacisse37963 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy-tm9qp they are probably black
@Neon-zq5of3 жыл бұрын
They're everyone's dad
@emma14224 жыл бұрын
“Peralta, I will not give you a cool half mill because you had a slightly sad childhood.”
@dubudubudan3 жыл бұрын
such a great line
@tropicalsprite69153 жыл бұрын
love the way holt says cool half mil
@rafaeleiras2633 жыл бұрын
slightly sad always get me
@ifandafydd74323 жыл бұрын
The fact he's not giving money is based on that Jake "had a sad childhood" implies there are *some* reasons he'd give away half a million dollars. I'd love to know how much money he has in his bank account if he can even afford to give that much away for any reason
@csh1vr3 жыл бұрын
that is like my favorite line from the show
@lel11604 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOM ? HE'S *EVIL* ! gets me every time
@stragglypie10383 жыл бұрын
Bob.e Harrison how is this at 2.3k likes and I’m the first reply
@lel11603 жыл бұрын
@@stragglypie1038 how is this on 2.3k likes and i had no idea !?? but thank you for your reply ! :)
@Private-lw1td3 жыл бұрын
Ok im the third comment 🤣
@motherofpea4rll3 жыл бұрын
I read this as he was saying it lmao
@xbloozy_49563 жыл бұрын
3.6k likes now
@avavaldez29864 жыл бұрын
Jake: I have some dad issues with certain people. Amy: Captain Holt Holt: Me Kevin: Raymond My favorite scene
@catazanoni14554 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@alissagomez86433 жыл бұрын
What episode was that??
@avavaldez29863 жыл бұрын
Alissa Gomez Casecation I think? The one where Amy and Jake debate having kids
@charosaurisrex71263 жыл бұрын
@@alissagomez8643 casecation szn 5
@mehnumatabassum3293 жыл бұрын
@@charosaurisrex7126 Its actually season 6 epi 12.
@juliettriggs4 жыл бұрын
Where's the scene when Jake and Holt are talking and Holt asks "okay what's the plan son" and Jake replies "well dad..." One of my faves ngl. Sad it's not here :(
@WhatIrisLoves4 жыл бұрын
which episode is that?
@artxsta57624 жыл бұрын
Iris x s4e9 the overmining
@Riggy19914 жыл бұрын
i think it's just them having accepted their weird little relationship and play on it now
@parvathyp65814 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment that until I found this comment
@vocalvortexstudios20583 жыл бұрын
because its not daddy issues that one is daddy solutions
@tonycee16703 жыл бұрын
“I kinda have some dad issue with certain people” “Holt” “Me” “Raymond”
@rishabbomma93613 жыл бұрын
tony cee hello
@tonycee16703 жыл бұрын
Rishab bomma hello
@deuceloosely11203 жыл бұрын
If the series doesn't end with Holt and Kevin legally adopting Jake I'm going to fight the writers
@bishopnickle22073 жыл бұрын
YES I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT BUT IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW
@friendlyneigborhoodbean3 жыл бұрын
A 30+ year old can't get adopted
@stevie_schillens94513 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean ur name is true
@marcuswong16433 жыл бұрын
Bruh he still has a mom and he’s trying to accept his dad back into his life
@bellagoth8353 жыл бұрын
tf is this? 😂
@shifatazmain44454 жыл бұрын
captain holt was a better dad than jake's actual dad
@13wilsonh3 жыл бұрын
No shit
@jimenal-35144 жыл бұрын
I love how Amy comforts Jake They are so cute together
@naya-cole_official4 жыл бұрын
Stay alive |-/
@abedimblebee73604 жыл бұрын
Anaya Cole-Wilson ||-//
@JJ4EVER92320114 жыл бұрын
||-//
@user-sp5ds4nq5e4 жыл бұрын
Jaila Urban omg I love my fellow pilots |-/
@jimenal-35144 жыл бұрын
beautiful clique ll-//
@samellis26044 жыл бұрын
I’m sad there’s not the clip where Jake says “TV and cake were my parents” while joking and then it turns to sadness while Rosa just stares at him and Amy comforts him, it’s so cute and funny
@catazanoni14554 жыл бұрын
So cute
@icy13 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3KWZqOFmZx4fM0
@EterPuralis3 жыл бұрын
Hn, my parents were never even close to getting a divorce and tv and cake were still my parents.
@mellmag37233 жыл бұрын
@@EterPuralis don't have cake, but I got tv and instant noodles. All of us deserves a hug.
@Ch1oe24723 жыл бұрын
@@icy1 Thank you.
@rtav666664 жыл бұрын
jake started with an absentee dad and ended up with 2 greeaaat dads edit: thank you for all the likes, it's amazing to see 🙈🤗
@fizzyboi41694 жыл бұрын
3 great dads and a dad trying to be better
@mayaoh77174 жыл бұрын
@@fizzyboi4169 and a father in law, and is !!!! SPOILER!!!!!! a father
@fizzyboi41694 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s why I said 4, Captain holt, Holts husband, Amy’s father and his own father
@mayaoh77174 жыл бұрын
@@fizzyboi4169 ohh sorry
@mozzmite4 жыл бұрын
you think at least one of the reasons they made holt gay is to give jake not one, but Two Dads??
@nickeynouse60934 жыл бұрын
Jake's mom is a Karen oh dear
@yamiletulerio25674 жыл бұрын
She's the only Karen we respect
@beyzaakcan5434 жыл бұрын
What is it about Karen's?
@serhatakcadag21374 жыл бұрын
@@beyzaakcan543 It is a stereotype. Karen is a mother who has short blonde hair and they are overcontrolling most of the time
@SarahBarah4 жыл бұрын
She is Karen, that doesn't mean she is "A Karen", which is a mentality that can be applied to anyone
@larayes40224 жыл бұрын
@@yamiletulerio2567 damn you beat me to it😂
@justaperson83813 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sad. Jake is so desperate for a father figure in his life that he instinctively calls any male authority figure "dad"
@niamhmulligan58203 жыл бұрын
Ikr! It's so sad and you can tell he's really happy when Halt says he's proud of him.😊
@miche88684 жыл бұрын
I thought it'd be funny but now I'm just sad
@334...44 жыл бұрын
Same
@shaanp97963 жыл бұрын
It’s like Dr. Doof’s backstory. It funny in sections but you put it all together and you wonder why it’s in a comedy show.
@annabelm61703 жыл бұрын
Yea.
@rcgaming50874 жыл бұрын
My wife and my dad are here... I mean captain dad... I mean I know who my dad is! Its you!
@catazanoni14554 жыл бұрын
Hi Amy *she waves adorably*
@ishootgrqqnz92184 жыл бұрын
3:32, How do you know my mu and dad just hit different
@shannon-24974 жыл бұрын
At least you had one smh 🤦♀️ 😂
@majorraps67844 жыл бұрын
Tru
@mauia884 жыл бұрын
Holy cow I didn't even see it that way the first time. That's dark.
@renameagain58084 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Can someone explain plz
@renameagain58084 жыл бұрын
@@mauia88 what's dark?
@sxge47514 жыл бұрын
haze: 7 minutes and 46 seconds KZbin: No.
@videosieditat4am5634 жыл бұрын
Abenezer Girma WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP
@ishootgrqqnz92184 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is it was correct but they changed it
@tommywiseau14334 жыл бұрын
Cant have shit these days
@joeymcjagger40284 жыл бұрын
I love how the show threw Kevin into the mix being one of his dads too.
@CollinMcLean3 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, Holt isn't just the 99's Dad because he's older male authority figure... He gave Jake the discipline and effort his father never put in Amy the attention and praise her parents often reserved for their worst children and best children, Amy falling in the middle of the ranks And he gave Rosa a warm and understanding presence unlike her parents who she couldn't come out to for so long He's the 99's Dad because he gave them the things they were lacking from their own parental figures. Helping Jake to grow up (relatively speaking), helping Amy feel more self assured, and helping Rosa to open herself up more.
@justexisting184 Жыл бұрын
goddammit collin im crying now
@CFijWPG4 жыл бұрын
Wait, did Jake learn to shave from Home Alone, or from Steve, his dad's co-pilot? He says the latter in the half-sister episode.
@sh1nighami4 жыл бұрын
both
@ameliemiskin50414 жыл бұрын
Carson Fijal one was face and one was balls
@Invictus___me4 жыл бұрын
Maybe both
@RandomPerson-ul2ll4 жыл бұрын
Amelie Miskin we have the same name
@kantofilms91674 жыл бұрын
Yea youre right
@zinc80024 жыл бұрын
I love Jake I wish he would go to therapy🥺
@evepower84604 жыл бұрын
He does eventually, I’m so proud of him 🥺
@sagejennings43424 жыл бұрын
He did, but the therapist was a murderer. Then he did again, but the therapist was a ruse for the Halloween Heist (but she was still helpful).
@hootsifer-darling4 жыл бұрын
@@sagejennings4342 😂😂 but he said it was incredibly helpful!
@dizzy72914 жыл бұрын
You guys remember when Jake was like *SHES FAKE?!*
@afton16503 жыл бұрын
Well, he did, but his therapist was an actor and the therapy was a ruse for Rosa and Amy to listen in on jakes plans for the Halloween heist.
@josie-nv6ft4 жыл бұрын
"woohmp" " *t h e r e i t i s* "
@sagejennings43424 жыл бұрын
7:26 "It's not? Okay, thanks, I love you."
@purvijain23063 жыл бұрын
Fav scene
@NelsonA_3 жыл бұрын
I loved this scene lmfaooo
@devyanisingh94503 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but I was also expecting this here lmao “Hello daddy” “Yes daddy” “No daddy” “Dadddyyyy”
@hayes993 жыл бұрын
Fuck ur right I should have he said it with such passion
@moledeolla07104 жыл бұрын
I literally was looking for this, thank you
@hayes994 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this like a month ago and i couldn't find one so i was like fuck it i'll make it lmao
@lukagrdzelishvili4 жыл бұрын
How do you figuratively look for something
@therwfer4 жыл бұрын
@@lukagrdzelishvili Good question, maybe if you do it really half-assed? Nah thats still literally looking, just not that much. I KNOW: If youre a blind and/or blindfolded person. @Fer R, are you or have you ever been blind and/or blindfolded while looking for Jake Peralta's daddy issues?
@lukagrdzelishvili4 жыл бұрын
@@therwfer I think that still counts as literally looking for something
@therwfer4 жыл бұрын
@@lukagrdzelishvili Let's agree to disagree and let science figure it out.
@Connor-un8sr4 жыл бұрын
Everyone loves Jake, look at that like to dislike ratio
@DJisAwesome4 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaah! And those dislikes are probably just bots
@gretchenortner3 жыл бұрын
1: "Thanks dad." *Denies he ever said it.* 2. "I love you daaaptain. Daptain! Cool new way of saying captain!" 3. "My wife and my dad are here. I mean captain dad. I mean- I know who my dad is. It's you." 4. "In a weird way, I want you guys to be my dads." THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
@bilgesu76034 жыл бұрын
the one dislike was jake's dad
@jo3nama6964 жыл бұрын
99 likes, noice
@bilgesu76034 жыл бұрын
@@jo3nama696 toit
@annabelm61703 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@VixeyTeh3 жыл бұрын
He has trouble operating thumbs. :P
@erikavanegaseguizabal67393 жыл бұрын
He's evil
@camithewitch52654 жыл бұрын
6:38 His voice LMAO
@helenarc57904 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh so much when he plays the dork 🤣 like on one of the early episodes when he remembers when he was younger and accidentally pulled someone's pants down 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@camithewitch52654 жыл бұрын
@@helenarc5790 😂 I forgot about that scene. Jake is amazing 😂😂
@helenarc57904 жыл бұрын
@@camithewitch5265truly!!! His character is so awesome that he accidentally made me develop an incurable crush on Andy Samberg 😂
@mun_4044 жыл бұрын
that one dislike is Jake's dad lol
@apexyl51354 жыл бұрын
I see Peralta I click immediately I see Daddy issues I relate immediately I’m a lesbian but jake is my favorite character because *daddy issues = my personality*
@Starstruck_Seven4 жыл бұрын
Same lmaoooo
@kaceyhendriks16754 жыл бұрын
Saaammeee, I have immense daddy issues
@hootsifer-darling4 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaame My dad is an airline pilot who moved to Florida with his new family after he lost the custody battle. Told us nothing except how much he wanted us (me+sibs) to be together but 8 months after he lost he bounced and literally told us he was choosing his career over staying close to us. Soooooooooo😬 Jake is my spirit animal
@apexyl51354 жыл бұрын
TheGalacticCrafter Damn that sucks. Mine’s just a narcissist who calls me insults all the time but still claims that he loves me and my siblings But I think yours is worse
@hootsifer-darling4 жыл бұрын
@@apexyl5135 it's not a competition, we all lose. Mine is disrespectful in less obvious ways. Solidarity ♥️
@michaelcolon39403 жыл бұрын
"Thank god, my wife and my dad are here" 😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERYTIME
@CIII3282 жыл бұрын
3:29 I love that Amy comforts Jake before he spirals any further. That was kind of adorable
@abhisheklama13934 жыл бұрын
Video Title : Jake Peralta having daddy issues for 7 minutes 46 seconds. Video : is 7 minutes 47 seconds long. Me : *it's stuff like this that gives me trust issues*
@thatgirl17854 жыл бұрын
Sksks it's because KZbin always adds an extra second
@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut4 жыл бұрын
funny you're the broken one but i'm the only one who needed saaaaavinnnn😔
@abhisheklama13934 жыл бұрын
@@copycatkillerwithachemicalcut okay, maybe I quietly watch videos of old grannies walking around in G-strings, but I'm NOT broken!
@annabelm61703 жыл бұрын
GIRL ALMDODOD
@_itz_hikari3 жыл бұрын
try playing among us
@rhysbailey68274 жыл бұрын
Jake needs a hug
@ihussain55904 жыл бұрын
1:25 , is my favourite bit 😂
@kassidykelley6144 жыл бұрын
"Holt." "Me." "Raymond." 😂😂😂
@ailisbonner44933 жыл бұрын
"good, thanks dad" Reminds me of the time I called a teacher mom
@Okokokok1212 жыл бұрын
what episode was that yk when he said "good, thanks dad"
@dn39043 жыл бұрын
the fact that jake looks at holt as a father figure bc he’s been there for him more than his own dad has throughout his entire life, makes me so sad to think abt
@smolopossummaxwell96243 жыл бұрын
6:12 totally not so straight smashing it.
@jayemillichap15594 жыл бұрын
Weren't Jake and Gina best friends?
@M0ldyBubbles4 жыл бұрын
@@lalalalallalala fun fact: the actors grew up together too :)
@bluez18924 жыл бұрын
@@lalalalallalala Did you know that Gina had a crush in Jake when they were kids?
@greythomas61994 жыл бұрын
The actors were too
@greythomas61994 жыл бұрын
@@bluez1892 wowowowowowowowoow really
@fuck_youtube_handles3 жыл бұрын
BlueZ 18 No, the actress had a crush on him, nothing to do with their characters.
@therealpotatonarwhal98693 жыл бұрын
Jake: *gasp* the problem is with limo drivers! Amy: babe it's not Jake: it's not? Amy: no Jake: okthxiloveyou
@pepethefrog68094 жыл бұрын
4:47 Dunno why I laughed so hard at that. LOL
@emeraldartz13632 жыл бұрын
Really? Because it makes me *sob*
@patrickpatrick39354 жыл бұрын
False advertisement! The title says 7 minutes and 46 seconds but the video is actually 7 minutes and 47 seconds
@Nothing.nobody.4 жыл бұрын
KZbin adds that
@apexyl51354 жыл бұрын
They wanted to give us an extra second as a surprise!
@ida12604 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@ShinyStars._4 жыл бұрын
my favourite part was: Jake:WHAT ARE YOU DDOING MUM!!?!!HES EVIL!!XD
@lana4life2714 жыл бұрын
Jake being petty about his dad on his birthday
@c.k-da-kxnghere4 жыл бұрын
Jakes dad was the baseball coach and still never played catch with him?
@liacolon18943 жыл бұрын
ikr! sad
@fransick9224 жыл бұрын
why tf did I cry watching this
@titliroy47133 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jake is usually so calm and funny but is absolutely serious when threatening his dad😂
@yobamos21584 жыл бұрын
Jake's mom looks like a female version of John Lennon
@TFordSuperstar4 жыл бұрын
You got it, Dad!
@pamelamcsporran71794 жыл бұрын
The fact that it's 7 mins and 47 secs instead of 46 indurates me
@matthewr.h.51904 жыл бұрын
he's such a mood bro I can't even
@aphylorne30213 жыл бұрын
0:25 I love how literally everyone in the room stops and looks at Jake.
@Carols9894 жыл бұрын
jake's dad disliked this video
@mistermossman60743 жыл бұрын
You forgot when get got put in solitary and he was thinking of random stuff and then he said "my dad never loved me"
@camrynviau3 жыл бұрын
Holt and Kevin are the parents that Jake never knew he needed❤️
@VibrantlyDark4 жыл бұрын
I love Amy's face when Jake blows out the candle
@auroranyy80163 жыл бұрын
"jake peralta being captain holt son for 7 minutes and 47 seconds"
@isabellearelle5964 жыл бұрын
I love how the title is all caps
@noone91773 жыл бұрын
No matter what they do, no matter how many seasons passes: I will ALWAYS hate Jake's biological dad for being such a jerk and fucking up Jake's childhood and causing him so many issues. Jakey deserved better and I'm glad he had Holt and Kevin as father figures. On that note, if the series end and Holt and Kevin do not adopt Jake I will personally FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WRITER AND PRODUCERSZ BC Jake deserves this adult adoption and we all know Holt and Kevin consider Jake their kid.
@rubyred35803 жыл бұрын
Yeah same I don't really buy his dad's redemption ark like at all
@rayramoutar63764 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, why isn’t this all of B99?
@breadcrumbhoarder3 жыл бұрын
Because then it definitely wouldn’t be 7 minutes and 46 seconds long
@backstabbers1234 жыл бұрын
7:28 " it's not? Ok baby thanks I Love you. " That expression tho 😂
@ravenwood36953 жыл бұрын
"He may have been your father boy, but he wasn't your daddy" was *made* for Holt and Jake 😄
@tahsanrinan22323 жыл бұрын
3:12 this part gets me everytimee!!
@huffleprecious41433 жыл бұрын
i love you daptain
@DGenerationX13113 жыл бұрын
Jake calling that kid who’s 6 weeks older ‘dad’ 😂😂😂😂😭😭
@cs36625164 жыл бұрын
We all know Holt is the real dad.
@lorademandante19934 жыл бұрын
5:48 is definitely my favorite one
@pinkgiraffe3784 жыл бұрын
Ie. Jake Peralta having daddy issues for the whole show. 😂😂😂
@pedroperryresende42153 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts of the whole series is jake saying he doesn't have daddy issues cause he doesn't have a dad
@canlouishugme4 жыл бұрын
Notice how there are no dislikes
@ollycoleman74184 жыл бұрын
Well that's ruined.
@greythomas61994 жыл бұрын
6 happend on 1 day
@kaceyhendriks16754 жыл бұрын
I actually had the exact same thing where my dad showed up at my birthday and I didn't even know, or want that.. I told him I wanted him to leave just like Jake (that whole episode triggered me lmao)
@williamnguyen86634 жыл бұрын
7:10 holt has no excuse here. He’s supposed to be the father figure. Why is he sympathetic here?
@JonPITBZN3 жыл бұрын
Holt got demoted from captain down to beat cop even though he didn't do anything wrong. All Jake did was get a new boss, which is something an employee is supposed to handle without going off on some conspiranoid witch hunt.
@williamnguyen86633 жыл бұрын
Jon S except Holt was the one who participated and encouraged Jake. He basically did something bad and made Jake the fall guy for it
@edibe99063 жыл бұрын
after all of this i believe he is going to be the best dad ever
@hayes993 жыл бұрын
I know me too I’m so excited to see him and Amy as parents in season 8!!!
@edibe99063 жыл бұрын
@@hayes99 samee
@maxlu93733 жыл бұрын
Nobody’s gonna talk about how the video is 7:47 long and how Jake’s dad is a pilot who flies 747s?
@n-10713 жыл бұрын
jake is me
@achillescomedown3 жыл бұрын
absolute fucking mood
@signofthecrimes15344 жыл бұрын
When i found out Jake's mom is a karen I screeched
@rachaelgriffin28843 жыл бұрын
Dad... daptin ...captain ... it’s a whole new way of saying captain
@lisag.2153 жыл бұрын
Jake calling captain holt and Kevin his dads makes me so happy
@mclovin98134 жыл бұрын
*sees that the video is 7 minutes 47 seconds* Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@ratosphere4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even seen Brooklyn Nine-Nine, yet I’m addicted to these videos. I have no idea how this happened but I can’t say I’m mad about it.
@moony30833 жыл бұрын
The way amy comforts Jake about his daddy issues is the sweetest thing 🥺
@IrishRepoMan2 жыл бұрын
These compilations miss the one where he says "Oh sure, the one without a daddy has daddy issues. Explain that logic."
@hayes992 жыл бұрын
Bro I know literally one of my biggest regrets ever is not including that one I fucked up
@mariamberidze20523 жыл бұрын
as a person with daddy issues jake is my little shiny bean
@pokefan2133 жыл бұрын
"Uh, yeah I looked it over. Good work." "Great. Thanks, Dad." * Everyone heard that *
@titliroy47133 жыл бұрын
Jake has both Daddy and Mommy issues. He tried convincing that Therapist in Season 6 that he didn't wanna sleep with his mom, completely unprompted😂
@daniip49734 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@therealmkposh2 жыл бұрын
"Go solve your housing crisis" is an underrated Captain Holt line and you shouldn't have cut it out 😂😭
@shineadshinnersdaly38613 жыл бұрын
Me having daddy issues 24/7: 👁👄👁
@StridingLuna2 жыл бұрын
“I know who my dad is, it’s you! Hi Amy!☺️”
@xxxxxxuan4 жыл бұрын
the title: 7 minutes and 46 seconds the video: 7 minutes and *47* seconds me: NOOOO WHY
@nikeminaya54333 жыл бұрын
Are u sure about that
@Akshara14124 жыл бұрын
He is just so sweet.🧡
@oonooooooooo4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else cry a little bit when he finally got therapy?
@belhlv4 жыл бұрын
Thank u so much for post this :3
@mallorybingham35223 жыл бұрын
“😠 I wished that you would leave!” I love that line!
@snailbutton66313 жыл бұрын
Roger Peralta is like the quagmire of the b99
@hayes993 жыл бұрын
Oh my god deadass
@meow20434 жыл бұрын
47 seconds! 47! That changes all.
@maxmax76253 жыл бұрын
jake: *says literally anything about his dad leaving* me: SAME