Jake vs Keemstar! Keem Blocks and Runs Away

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[@everforward5561]

Ah, yes. He opens with the old, "I don't know who you are" gambit.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

He should have used the Queens Gambit

[@Kropothead]

It’s a pretty weird, insecure flex.

[@manderly33]

I’ve heard Keem’s name periodically, and wondered who he was; now, thanks to Jake, I know that I never need to think about him again.

[@quinn799]

Literally

[@j0j0dartiste21]

I envy you

[@GrimReaperGaming2031]

Fun fact he accused an innocent man of pedo almost ruining his life then went on to whine about me too ruining peoples lives with false accusations

[@stylis666]

@@GrimReaperGaming2031 And instead of feeling guilty or apologizing he played the victim card like he always does. I'm not sure if he has borderline personality disorder or narcissism, maybe he's a sociopath, but he definitely doesn't handle anything in an adult way and instead feels entitled to act like a fucking child. Oh, I forgot to mention the malicious manipulative behaviour. The guy is sick and dangerous and he needs help instead of feeding on his disorder(s) and being enabled by thousands of "fans" who feed on the drama.

[@SevinChurch]

I have a saying I picked up along the years: I give not because I am rich, but because I know what it's like to be poor.

[@TablePerson]

Keemstar is intolerable. I'm surprised you can even find humour in his whining. It's insufferable.

[@trial_with_an_error9687]

That’s pretty much the Keemstar playbook. Insult someone, gets backlash, insults them more, run away and block them.

[@JackgarPrime]

As you'd expect from a guy who made his money from DramaAlert

[@stylis666]

And then gaslight and play the victim card and manipulate some more. He is so disconnected from what makes a human human it's just sad. The only question is if he is a sociopathic narcissist or a narcissistic sociopath.

[@deadpoolpanda4513]

Keem is like TheQivering runs away and acts so tough, he ran from Destiny

[@noviatoria2436]

This guy still exists? Thought he got killed by that "I'm Gay" guy like 6 years ago

[@lachronic7821]

Lol.

[@camerabox1]

people exaggerate how much influence idddubz had, it was a brutal rundown of him but it never hurt him for that long, i think his numbers improved like a month after the video

[@RavennaZane]

I found your channel when you did that election night livestream with Jimmy Snow/Mr. Atheist, and you were in the corn suit, and I thought "that's a fellow I need to know more about". 🤣 I instantly liked you.

[@GrimReaperGaming2031]

ONE OF US ........ ONE OF US ......... ONE OF US

[@tonybarnett9813]

My 6-year-old nephew acts more adult than 40-year-old Keemstar. I have no idea what about him is likable and why he even has a following.

[@epsilon-eleven]

Most of his followers are incel types & white supremacists, aka people with the minds of spoiled teenagers.

[@j0j0dartiste21]

@@epsilon-eleven plus literal children

[@TheIcarusFalls]

I think his following is split between incels/chuds and people who are just there for the memes.

[@benburke3015]

Think I made this comment on the serfs' video but bares repeating: it's hilarious that a guy who looks like a badger is violently mawling his face thinks he has any right to judge someone's physical appearance.

[@danielmiller4015]

Hey, remember when Keemstar said he couldn't wait until Totalbiscuit died of cancer and now TB is a fucking emote on Twitch and Keemstar will die alone and unloved?

[@Kropothead]

TB was a legend. RIP.

[@Akmundra1]

They call him, Cornguy. Jake Cornguy. Corn Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred.

[@shis1988]

@Johan Liebert but... Is he *BAD* enough to rescue the president?!

[@aguyithink4119]

@@shis1988 find out in: KORNMANDER, coming to theatres near you

[@thehand7902]

Dude I remember watching Halo 3 videos of his when I was like 14. How has this man not matured in a literal decade?

[@JCstock]

Yes. First my Maya project is graded well, then my I get my brownies, now I can finally watch this!

[@thehand7902]

Good job internet person!

[@TheMillenniumWitch]

We SHOULD serve the rich... With fries and dipping sauce! 🤣

[@zachbarker497]

This is a comment to boost you in the algorithm.

[@stevenx399]

Based

[@MrLFJ7]

Jake vs keem Boss music starts playing*

[@mistorWhiskers]

Is keem supposed to be the main character? Cause if not his more like the top henchmen you encounter a couple times on the way to the last castle.

[@epsilon-eleven]

@@mistorWhiskers He's the overconfident mini-boss who's used as comic relief.

[@mistorWhiskers]

@@epsilon-eleven I think that's more of what I meant lol. The one that shows up like three times and you smoke him every time

[@nzephier]

Omg the vid ive been waiting for!

[@TheUnsightlyRF]

It was a cold winter night. The last of our kindle-wood had been used to protect my sweet grandmama from the bitter sting of frostbite, which had already claimed the life of my grandfather, uncle, and three nephews in the past week. The flames sparked dimly as our stomachs growled at the distant memory of that boot we ate three days ago; oh how I tried to make that last crumb of aglet last as it crunched between my brittle, cavity-ridden teeth. "Fingernail soup again, daddy?" my dear, emaciated daughter asked as she started up at me with her tired, baggy eyes. "No," a deep, manly voice said from the shadows. "Not today." I could barely muster the strength to peer in his direction, but when I did, I saw only the pointy silhouette of some form of giant gnome. Clutched in his broad arms was an obscured box. "Because we met our goal of 100,000 new subscribers, I bring you this," he rumbled, hefting the box up high. "No need to thank me. Only clout sharks ask for thanks." And so he left it with us, set down by our campfire with the grace and gentleness of a nurse presenting a mother with her newborn baby. A new, unboxed, Digital Edition Playstation 5. Oh, if we could have only spared the moisture, we would have wept so, so much. God bless you Killer Keemstar. God bless you.

[@soulman1988]

Lol, does Keems have nothing better to do than belittle other people to make himself feel better?

[@epsilon-eleven]

Yup. He just radiates tiny-peen energy.

[@inrainbows1829]

When your 40 and alone no Trust me I had experience

[@TRIOMONKEY3]

In his mind he didn't block you..just pay walled you...lol

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

It takes a lot to be the much bigger guy.

[@dmanzawsome]

Wait keemstar doesnt understand ppl!!!! SHOCKER

[@redriot2115]

It is f i x e d

[@stevenx399]

Keemstar has some massive divorced dad energy

[@mistorWhiskers]

Keemstar, more like Cornstar. Cause he ate too much corn

[@joe94c]

So he's a sociopath? No empathy

[@inrainbows1829]

I hope you ruined Thanksgiving dinner for him and when he sees corn he remembers how he's damn near 40 and alone😂

[@ThatHippyDuck]

this Keem "star" guy... how can a youtuber just coast off making drama react videos this long? yeesh. i assume he's moved on to coddling nazis and right wingers like a total edgy guy that he is...

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Keemstar was on Killstream, just saying

[@melodyart4499]

We can't just eat the rich! We need to marinade and season them first...

[@zorgnax]

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Malding Edition Keemstar, TheQuartering, Dave (lord of patriarchy)

[@lrose5522]

Keemstar be like "bro I never said I'm a good person, how dare you say I'm not a good person"

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Not ready for these corn fields

[@CERTAIND00M]

That's Final Boss Corn Guy to you, Meek Spelled Backwards. P.S. And yes, Jake. You ARE sporting a mean snowman-head and I can't speak for everyone else but it's certainly why I'm here.

[@ittositto6494]

Jake, Hanna, support staff and the good people who make you... you. and the great community you foster... have saved lives by being an island of sanity in a world of hate and indifference. By changing 1 life or 1 mind you can effect the course of history. You may be a drop in the ocean, but your ripples will make waves and have traveled the world. Please never stop. Maize be.

[@Saitaina]

Been there with the poverty. Been trying to get a used car for three years after my last one was stolen and it's one thing after the next. Ugh. You would think $1,000 would be easier to come up with. (not asking for money, before you say, just commiserating. Been poor since I was seven, so I've been at the bottom for a long while and yet there are STILL people bugging you for cash, ya know).

[@Obelion_]

the giveaways xD on the flipside, giving someone stuff doesnt automatically make you a good person. for example keemstar does it to exclusively for personal gain like subscribers etc.

[@rosem6604]

Corn guy is ok. Hubby likes you but still insists you're wearing a banana suit.. 500$ is millions of people's whole work week, if they're lucky these days . Yes, one 'has the right' to complain . But when said complaining is done in public, one will probably get reactions, as the pions also have the right to react..

[@chrispeterson4463]

Isn’t Keemstar like 40 years old and still making content geared to teen trolls?

[@curtishoward4470]

Is it wrong for me to think if Keem got covid it would be the second good thing Covid has done for the human race.

[@samus598]

Did anyone actually say that he "doesn't have a right to complain"? Such an easy way to deflect criticism, by straw manning it as a whole without actually showing any of the comments.

[@SteveTomSawyer]

Jake I love you and am subbed but are you familiar with the phrase EFAP aka every frame a pause? It’s getting to be like that my dude.

[@medusagorgo5146]

I have heard of his name before but I know nothing about him. Comment for the algorithm.

[@epsilon-eleven]

He's a Neo-Nazi sympathiser who used to do other stuff and is desperately trying to stay relevant. That's literally everything you need to know.

[@medusagorgo5146]

@@epsilon-eleven thank you.

[@cuntrarianwhat7649]

King C(K)orn?!

[@samus598]

Actions speak louder than words, but pictures speak thousands more words than words, so actions speak louder than pictures but pictures speak more words than actions.

[@hiesisme907]

But pictures can’t speak so that mean words speak louder the. Words

[@heribertosarmiento1265]

Hey Jake what do you expect from cream of wheat for brain PootingStar.

[@tamil8108]

Ehy can I find this on my phone but not PC?

[@Xynth22]

It amazes me that Keemstar makes even $500 on his videos. I've never heard a single good thing about this man, so it is surprising that he even has a following.

[@tinycrimester]

Actually I just remembered I need some help as well, please venmo me some money, strangers I've never talked to!

[@ianking7511]

It seems to me that Keem needs to learn that he doesn't deserve to make 5k per video on KZbin. He doesn't deserve to make 500 per video on KZbin. Nobody deserves to make money on fucking KZbin. He should be grateful that this fucked up society is willing to make him nice and comfortable for talking shit on the internet. He should also be ashamed.

[@JEEBUSxHIMSELF]

ive known about keemstar for years. i never knew his name was daniel. it all makes sense now. i know 3 daniels, all of them are like this.

[@stevenx399]

LOL so true

[@jadivods]

this is PLAYMATETESSI again but on a larger scale.

[@joniahdemarco3371]

Corn beanie. Lol

[@thanksforthemessdick]

Joe Rogan is Roman Catholic, Seth Rogen is Jewish. Hey look at that auto dictate spelled them correctly. Sorry for being a stickler but it just didn’t sound right kind of. I never thought about Joe Rogan or Seth Rogen in a religious manner before. Everybody be good please

[@stevenx399]

Man those guys aren’t religious what are u talking about

[@mynameis8211]

I can tell Daniel thinks money is the most important thing in life hands down. That's kinda sad. Also half right

[@Ghoulstille]

Keem the Koward.

[@CannaToker420]

PBR is better than Rainer, dawg.

[@tayloradams3993]

He sounds like a valley gril>

[@ahhhrealmonstr156]

You looking like a snack Jake! Maize be!

[@HalfBackCrack]

You can tell that he is hiding a weak ass chin under that beard.

[@alexjaybrady]

Is Daniel in FaZe??

[@Noromdiputs]

Is keemstar a narcissist or something? He seems completely unable to grasp...anything frankly.

[@marzattackz6736]

you're doing something right buddy lmao

[@merbst]

🌽🍞!

[@carybeweary7209]

Ooof Keemstar He's pretty lame I don't know alot about him other then his pronouns in bio rant and him victim blaming Claudia Conway He seems like a wannabe heel but he's not a wrestler he's just an jerk

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

I mean you can be kinda cringe sometimes but you’re all right in my book! 😊

[@NobenStudio]

The chat at the start of this was really cringy.

[@vxicepickxv]

Emperor Cornsington the 1st

[@Djanck000]

Jake blocks people all the time. People that agree with him. I don't get it.

[@stylis666]

You can see there's a weather change coming; Jake's shedding. There are random wild hairs allover the place making Jake itchy and sneezy :p

[@quinn799]

I really hope you’ll be able to have enough money to take care of your medical expenses. Maybe you could even get care in Canada? Point is, it makes me happy you’ll be able to choose that at some point. I want you to be healthy and happy, (74quinn74)

[@animatorstanley]

Bards sing 🎶

[@emc8249]

Since when has your goal been to get everyone to like you. 😂

[@GothBunny6669]

Sorry, my kids hate Keem.

[@djdamode]

Keemstar = Bottom feeder

[@rikter22]

Jake's MO is to be king of funny but he fails tremendously.

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

But Keemstar said Jake's MO was trying to get everyone to like him. I don't know who to believe anymore!

[@epsilon-eleven]

And your MO is defending cringey white nationalists while trying to sound intellectual, apparently, but you fail tremendously. Kinda giving off Kirk Cameron vibes, tbh.

[@nedrojdillion7644]

@ Hyperion & Star the joke definitely went over you guys head ....

[@rikter22]

@@epsilon-eleven i didn't defend keemstar. i didn't defend anybody. i pooped on jake for being 89% annoyingly cringe and unfunny. he's only funny when he's with Hannah but that's probably just because they play off eachother and Hannah's so hilarious. meanwhile he acts like he's got a doctorate in funny.

[@carybeweary7209]

I laugh hard at climbing Coors mountain when he said that about Lord Of Cringe