JAM - All the insane Doctor Scenes

JAM, from the twisted mind of Chris Morris

[@joedoe783]

20 years ago when this came out I couldn't get my head around it. Now it's the only thing that makes sense.

[@bingobriano6021]

Makes more sense than this fucking yeah anyway!

[@thecasualfront7432]

Amen to that

[@DCSIGNR]

Prophecy.

[@richardawrhodes6965]

Nice

[@buzby303]

@Heretic Both

[@hullkenflo]

"I'm going to do this over the phone" just made me snort-laugh so hard i think I've broken the inside of my nose, pure genius these

[@AutPen38]

Every time my actual doctor says 'What seems to be the problem?' I laugh so hysterically that they usually prescribe me half a kilo of heroin.

[@0KN0T0KC0MPUT3R]

Same here

[@SamuelBlack84]

Shipman just killed them

[@tomgl6684]

My favourite recurring sketch of this acid trip series. Insane behaviour aside, the guy's whole demeanour just screams GP - inspired casting.

[@Butler195]

Its funny he went on to play a doctor in Eastenders. I kept expecting him to do something insane during Dots check up.

[@jackthetripper666]

I've watched this on acid and it was a fucking hoot 😊

[@intheclarts]

If anyone can, David Cann

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

It used to be on David Cann’s website opening page!!!!

[@lmm2103]

The one where he temporarily blinds himself to get out of an awkward situation is absolutely my favourite. So hilarious

[@REDBULLHEADiphone]

"I'll probably need someone to lead me out to the car"

[@lostuser1094]

Something to note here is that Chris Morris’ parents are both doctors.

[@SherHerbert]

Lost User David Cann was in the BBC TV series Doctors & if you caught it randomly on daytime TV it was pretty unsettling. I’d like to think Chris Morris was intentionally subverting BBC light entertainment.

[@ThisAintNews]

@@SherHerbert Junfan Mantovani does not exist. But has has been in the papers.

[@tamatkins]

David Cann also made a cameo on Eastenders once...as a doctor!

[@Spirit-Of-The-Age]

@@SherHerbert Probably Chris Morris's sly way of still having an influence within the BBC as they pretty much banned him after his Blue Jam music shows....at least he sneaked one of his stalwarts on there, in David Cann.....lol

[@anorakus8272]

@@tamatkins Someone in BBC casting having a laugh :D

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

This is the reason I finally got a DVD player in 2003! When they released jam on it! Can quote every sketch off by heart as a result!!!!

[@the_agemanchester8387]

I'm piecing together a holistic puzzle.

[@jdggaming5764]

How have I never noticed the line "have a seat and sit down"? It's just tautology but it whizzes by so quickly and so casually that when you realise it, it's becomes funny for some reason. I love Chris Morris

[@okayokay2104]

"they even have the same lob rate!" "harmony of knob!"

[@Lil-p5s]

If you've got a good set of headphones the music is bloody amazing

[@mericet39]

Bad knee scene: An Ending (Ascent) - Brian Eno Phone consultation : P - Labradford Same Lob Rate: Going Down - Funki Porcini Phone porn: ? Blinded: ? Bed wetting : Lions Writing The Bible - Third Eye Foundation

[@Lil-p5s]

@@mericet39 An Ending (Ascent) is beautiful :)

[@jayadamone]

Brian ENO! Off his Apollo album from 1983, it is indeed an absolute joy! Magical👌

[@nebulaaah]

Yes it’s very evocative, great music

[@OrbvsTomarvm]

what about a shit set?

[@Kris.G]

4:58 "So... what's the story?" I bough a pair of half moon reading glasses on Amazon just to be able to reenact this scene at home. Soon, my wife started doing the same to me. Incredible.

[@AutPen38]

I expect your cock went off like a spunky firework.

[@royalordinance]

Whoever wrote this absurd genius deserves a medal.

[@nylesglynn8727]

Chris Morris. And yes, he is a genius. And Denholm Reynholm in the IT Crowd,

[@tb-cg6vd]

Chris Morris pushed comedy right off the edge with this stuff. Next time I get pulled over for doing 120 on the motorway I'll just make sure I've got my marine signal light on the passenger seat. With some heavy Mogadon tunes playing, of course.

[@nacekozo]

I used to work as an interpreter, and one of the GPs I would regularly attend with patients was a bit like this - he had an obviously drugged dog in a basket in the corner, and his first question (for male patients, obviously), regardless of ailment, was ALWAYS "do you have any back pain?", followed by " do you feel pain in the end of your penis?". He would almost spit the word 'penis' out, and it never failed to disconcert me, not to mention the patient.

[@mvwil]

lmao

[@j1mwinn]

Wow - I would love a doctor like that 😍

[@lonestar6709]

Yes, yes, this compilation is a good solid mass.

[@tyleryoast8299]

The "Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye" just sends me and I have no idea why, lol.

[@AutPen38]

It's bizarre isn't it? I've come back to watch that part at 1:46 several times recently. Depending on my mood it's either disturbing or hilarious, but it's utterly compelling. Byyyyyee!

[@conorsmith8551]

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

[@okayokay2104]

Chooooowwww

[@tdurb0]

Soooo trippy, voices slowed down played over some fkn mint ambient music. The most disturbing comedy I’ve ever watched. Chris Morris is a comedy genius who was ten if not twenty years ahead of his time. (The parents with the 5 (?) year-.old daughter who they’d decided identified as a bloke in his forties is possibly THE most topical subject here in April 2023: Jam is from 2000)

[@kinetsievarvenfloot1237]

It's a fucking massive bulb.

[@TheInfiniteMiseryJumper]

It's incredibly reassuring that this comment was already here. I am home.

[@carlpollington5059]

Sketch at 2:10: this seems to be how seeing an NHS GP works these days. Superb show I remember fondly, and Blue Jam on Radio 1 of course.

[@fugazigil2811]

Byyyyyyyyyeeeee

[@gundam5281]

S Y N C H R O N I S E D C O C K S

[@Jon358902]

This is now a better experience than I have with my GP.

[@fugazigil2811]

An Ending (Ascent) is such a beautiful piece of music

[@552019]

Ah THANK YOU , have been trying to to recall what that was called >

[@alasdairbaird7303]

Brian Eno

[@SamuelBlack84]

It's the perfect thing to listen to at the end of life

[@RK-kn1fg]

When he looks at her and says, I know

[@sphinxtheeminx]

I once had a GP who used to open every appointment with 'What's wrong with you then?' I once said 'I don't know' and he said (without a trace of humour or a glimmer of irony) 'How can I help if you don't tell me what's wrong with you? Do you think I'm psychic?'

[@CS-mo7xp]

almost as bad as explaining exactly what's wrong and being met with "well what do you want me to do about it?", which I got once

[@davidjames579]

@@CS-mo7xp When I described my symptoms, the GP suggested I go home and Google what it might be.

[@AndreasKlanzer2384]

The phone scenario (the 2nd one) is the best! Genius

[@greglynch391]

They’re both great! And by the way The Phone Scenario sounds like a band name that Morris himself would come up with

[@Matt-og6cm]

This always used to be on in a random tent at festivals in the early 2000s!

[@jenn1738]

I really loved finding Blue jam in 2020. everything felt so new to me and I was so so stunned by the genius lol I can't articulate it quite well but it was such a great pandemic discovery :)

[@getheroutofthetruck]

"I'll need to have a look at your old chap."

[@SamuelBlack84]

"Synchronised cocks"

[@MM-io7pr]

the fact David Cann played a GP in Eastenders makes this and the other show even funnier

[@rj6300]

Your talking dirty past the shaft!

[@P_S_T]

20 years ago we used to get really stoned and watch these episodes. It would blow my mind 🤣

[@davehayhurst1780]

You're brave: instant whitey territory this stuff!

[@jenn1738]

gonna try this haha

[@thursfield3107]

one cannot begin to describe the sinister insanity-comedy ; i loved this with Nighty Night, Father Ted, Fast Show

[@jenn1738]

feels like a dream

[@Mermaid6996]

Feels like these scenarios have come true

[@gimo80]

good solid mass

[@chanceytheyoungin]

Why do i enjoy this show so much

[@calcifiedinnerbaldur]

It's wholly unique, which is refreshing

[@chanceytheyoungin]

@@calcifiedinnerbaldur thank you so much for replying and bringing me back to this because I’ve been trying to remember the name of this for like a year lol

[@calcifiedinnerbaldur]

@@chanceytheyoungin you're welcome lol. Check out blue Jam too if you have t already. Just as good as Jam.

[@greglynch391]

What’s not to enjoy? 😊 It’s utterly idiosyncratic comedy genius!

[@agdgdgwngo]

It's much nicer than yours... Could you leave me alone now please?

[@maxwest6595]

a brilliant parody of the irrationality of NHS bureaucracy.

[@robertcreighton4635]

Love the actor he's brilliant 👏

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

Love the monged music on that last sketch!!!!

[@batintheattic7293]

Thank you.

[@davehayhurst1780]

Wow, I guess a bad trip is like that last scene ... "ciao" Classic, dark, British humour

[@trainwreck3697]

The ultimate LSD show, not for the faint of mind but tremendously enjoyable while tripping if you can handle it. I remember reading that this was originally broadcast super late at night. I recommend searching out the "Jaaaaam" remix version, even more trippy effects.

[@deepooluepressleetree3337]

Or just smoke a bowl, then you don't get sucked in.

[@CS-mo7xp]

the 1fm radio version 'blue jam' was broadcast at midnight. I remember this because it used to be straight after mary ann hobbs breeze block from 10-12. this tv version I think went out at 9pm, not that late...

[@wonderboy86uk]

"But it's great!"

[@mouserinternational847]

Thank you

[@bravetherainbow]

Alison coming in and acting vaguely reasonable made me feel so relieved. "No it's NOT great!"

[@cheekyegg]

Saw the Doc walking down Askew road. Was really tempted to shout mah nah mah nah at him

[@robertwhite2449]

A harmony of knobs 😂

[@ollie6133]

'we've got the same lob rate'

[@garyrigby21]

that was funny but i feel like i'm going mad at the same time

[@lmm2103]

"Dr Basingstoke" lol

[@Kris.G]

Good density.

[@kevinpierce3458]

Same lob rate

[@davehayhurst1780]

Two more times before I'm reported

[@TheOriginalGankstar]

a harmony of knobs

[@naturesquad9174]

Affter all...it's not a disseassse...

[@ZuluRomeo]

ccCiaaoo.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

He was almost the exact same character in EastEnders, except with his sanity more intact

[@freshpresseu]

When was he in Eastenders lol?

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@freshpresseu he was in EastEnders as the GP who gave Dot Cotton a cancer diagnosis.

[@Kris.G]

There's a clip on YT. Someone made that episode into jam. It's called easteeeenders or something like that.

[@thest0rmyblu]

At first i didn't think much of the set changing every time, but now i realize he probably keeps having to relocate

[@nicholamc2629]

This brings back such strong memories.

[@552019]

A Harmony of Knobs !.

[@bravetherainbow]

I like to think the boy never wet the bed again after that

[@stoker12345]

The editings just like blue jam/jam

[@LusciousTwinkle]

The telephone sexline one is my favourite. "Like a spunky firework" is classic Morris.

[@buzby303]

Very fitting

[@madcarew5168]

Remember them well..writing&filming way ahead of it's time!!

[@GeoffreyPeas]

Matthew Vockersbeige

[@MrClingclong]

Chris Morris is my favourite comedy writer with terrible skin.

[@nicholamc2629]

SPOT ON 😂

[@MrAristaeus]

Pants first! Oh berluddy HELL.

[@rupertbear8274]

First time ive seen this,almost wet myself 🤣🤣

[@philholmesmusic569]

If he did feel anything it will have only been excruciating pain

[@italianstallion9170]

3:10 he was doing his covid GP impression working from home on Zoom for £80k a year!

[@jasperdemann5936]

"He is not Bono. He is rubbish."

[@HouseHead4Life]

Riiiiight

[@Simple1Jack]

Play this on x1.75 speed and it’s normal you know...

[@RK-kn1fg]

I know

[@trippymchippy8586]

I WAS` MAD2E TO WARTCH JAM// ON ACID ONC,E BU.T I'M OO.K. NOW

[@calcifiedinnerbaldur]

Apparently you wrote this comment on acid too

[@Liberated_from_Religion]

Now I know where my GP got that from and why he "treated" me exactly like that.

[@tdurb0]

Don’t do drugs kids. (Well no, actually: DO do drugs, they’re amazing, but don’t watch this or listen to Blue Jam on acid)

[@bluffchill2949]

This isn’t right you know

[@NC-ql4ek]

I know... (and that nodding smile)

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Ah, I've cum on my knee. Alright, bye.

[@Kris.G]

Plank your lipids.

[@harryrammer]

I reckon Charlie Croker’s idea at the end of the Italian Job is in there somewhere!

[@luciannovosel3843]

This is gaslighting at it's finest.

[@GordonBrevity]

Spread your glutes.

[@54spatula]

A harmony of nobs!

[@prettypointlessvideo]

Brian Eno music fits well here

[@tamatkins]

Byyyyyyeeeeeeee 1:51

[@kevinpierce3458]

Double the speed

[@Daniella1Shaw]

ciao...

[@Maza675]

Other people's doctors aren't like this?

[@peterobinson3678]

I feel almost stupid asking if this is slowed down... It's probably the original speed.

[@xcab66]

you are correct. The playback is as intended

[@joaopauloferreiracampos2065]

Gonna watch jam on acid

[@richardawrhodes6965]

There are many worse things than. Wetting yourself

[@mafoomatty7494]

Paul meek

[@MultiMcginty]

It's nice but it's not the same.

[@englishharry594]

Anyone know what the music is on the final clip?

[@Kris.G]

Lions writing the Bible. Or something like that.

[@keyboarddancers7751]

This has proved to be a twisted prediction. Doctors are telling children and adults all sorts of crazy nonsense nowadays.

[@calcifiedinnerbaldur]

Haven't they (nearly) always spoken complete rubbish? For each doctors we have, there's a 1000 more sick people. If it's not a minor issue all they do is mask symptoms.

[@markbaker749]

This is the nhs now. Thank you brexit.

[@forestdenizen6497]

Right. The EU gave us the NHS. Then Brexit stretched the NHS resources threadbare under the crushing burden of mass immigration. Idiot.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@forestdenizen6497, you mean the Tory cunts robbed the NHS blind, like they did the social services and welfare departments, since the sick and disabled don't matter to the rich. You're right that the EU had nothing to do with it, you're not right about EU immigration pushing it beyond capacity, especially since we've _always_ had the decency to give free medical treatment to foreigners, even tourists. And the only reason it might be prudent to revise such a policy (hopefully only temporarily) is because the NHS isn't getting the funding it deserves.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Tory health ministers - "a harmony of nobs". They almost have the same lob rate!

[@nudisco300]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Well they didn't fuck it up with MRSA did they? Lovely kind Labour fucked over the hospitals by tendering out cleaning to the lowest bidders. Grow up you sap ALL POLITICAL PARTIES ARE SHIT. It isn't as though when Labour were in power it was any different. Get your head out of your arse and wake up.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@ciaran perry you're starting from so many false axioms that I can't be bothered to address your comment. There's no logical way to approach it except to rebut _so many_ errors of judgement on your part, and that amount of effort might be worth it if I thought you'd listen, but I know there's less than a percent chance you would. Hope you're doing well and staying safe this past year though, even if we disagree on fundamental aspects of politics and reality.

[@wildfire1978]

Unbelievable nonsense. Imagine it, seeing a GP in person. Now, just let me give that a little kiss...there we are.

[@RexH8274]

This same actor appeared a year or two after this was broadcast AS A DOCTOR on Eastenders. Can anyone reading this pls find evidence?

[@Butler195]

Yes i remember. Dot went to see him.

[@Kris.G]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKC6dYRrd9mUiqM

[@malcolmjcullen]

I ate some mushrooms earlier, and I''m wondering if this is actually real.

[@listerofsmeg884]

What's the music playing for the first one? I know the series used a lot of original ambient and electronic stuff but I've heard that piece elsewhere.

[@Butler195]

An Ending (Ascent). By Brian Eno, Its been used in lots of stuff including the film 28 days later.

[@listerofsmeg884]

@@Butler195 thought it was Eno, similar to the Dune Prophecy theme

[@amancalledkev]

What is the music in the very first sketch?

[@Butler195]

Brian Eno - An Ending. A excellent bit of music that is also used very well in the film 28 days later.