Jamaican Restaurants Never Have Food (Comedy Sketch)

[@CaptainDmac]

"Your bright eh? You nuh have no manners?" "We just check we nuh have dat" 😂😂

[@daniellebethune4391]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DubZer020]

Dude said the possibilities are endless 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cyno7]

Lol. Corny

[@-avalon-9440]

The possibilities are an endless void.

[@marbangaaa4168]

Man lie yuh fuck😭

[@hitt357]

Seen this the same time he said that lmao hilarious

[@joaquincassagnetezcurra5875]

*Harold? We ahv any possibilities?* No man, we fresh out! *We nah ahv dat.*

[@harryjwanna1]

dat face that the Caribbean girl behind the counter makes when you walk in to the store... ಠ╭╮ಠ

[@jadakissmaywhether]

Josh ✞ kill!! She be mad af she gottah serve you.

[@harryjwanna1]

Jade Floyd here's a better picture: pbs.twimg.com/media/BgN03IDIYAAy4A_.jpg

[@jadakissmaywhether]

Josh ✞ Pfft!! AHAHAHAH So true.

[@sweetsoysauce9823]

oMG ITS THE SAME IN SURINAME!! we in south amerixa but our culture is afro caribean and we aaalways complain about this. you almost get the feeling that you're bothering them like "why are you in my face-look is what they give you

[@mercylago4744]

Jowie W lol it does seem like you're bothering them

[@AstrologyGames]

That music after he says "we nah have dat" lmao

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Pretty sure that's the "danger" sound from the original Star Trek

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

That's the Chappelle's Show sound for anyone 30-45.

[@moneybxndz161]

@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Thank you !!

[@hereisayana8207]

I'm laughing at his attitude because thats exactly how some of them look at you when you come in their stores.... lol

[@badgyal4576]

Nicole Horton for real!! Like they dont want u to be there !! They never have food but plenty of attitude to serve up☝!!😉

[@anglxzz7819]

Bad gyal we na hav dat

[@Abiki8777]

Try being an Asian man and going in.

[@houseofmendoza5442]

@aNtiDIsEsTabLisHMenTaRiAniSM StRuCtuREd aGaiNSt yOu facts I'm mixed but my carib side be wildling out

[@kershabeaver3312]

Yup

[@gamerazor247]

Compliments to the cook, he deserves to be commended for his timely responses to orders and knowledge of their inventory, truly an ideal employee.

[@DevilishlyFash]

This video is still hilarious to this day 😂

[@kershabeaver3312]

Facts

[@ChuckFrmDa804]

Nah fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@forza388]

I went to vacation to jamaica 🇯🇲 for the first time. I went to a vegetarian restaurant to try some ital food. by the time I got there they said we nah have Dat! I was like wow this is correct 😅

[@Ginja_Ninja_]

Dislikes? We nah ahv dat.

[@schindlerrislin9624]

😂😂😂😂

[@beebeetee2926]

😀😀😀

[@kryptadote9790]

Nah man dis I like!

[@blessingantoine7832]

redhead y'all. Elder x

[@romeyovo]

redhead 😂😂😂

[@Cologne2b]

"I'll have plate by itself!" "We nuh hav dat!" "I just mash up the last one" LOL

[@claudiaisabel8402]

nah man only pon chusdays and chursdays😂😂😂😂

[@nitronicgaming4460]

Mi just mash up di last plate

[@robertbogert8257]

That had me rolling when he said that .

[@davidmartinez9804]

I almost died!

[@keenanwilliams3902]

Claudia Isabel 🤣🤣🤣

[@Phronesis7]

5 years later and that part takes me OUT every time!

[@TreyRichards]

MI NUH AV DAT!!!!!

[@abdulakinsolajr.7498]

DAMMM THAT FACE Trey Richards

[@Tuffknight]

Trey Richards You no have Any manners

[@timafiggy]

ill take a spicy shrimp with rice n peas.

[@TheLastHoodAvatar]

It's wi nuh av dat

[@Exploitlol]

you're telling the dude thats in the video what it says lmao

[@coldheart96]

his face as he's staring kills me😂😂😂

[@MelTom]

'Mi nah av that' loool man didn't have no hands and khnees😂

[@static.cr3]

Zachary Orelien lmao not even close

[@jay5353]

Zachary Orelien naaa he got it right you wrong

[@AzpecTProductionz]

Bruh I just looked up this video again just to confirm that this shit is TRUE. I'm at a Jamaican restaurant right now and all they have is the Jerk Bowl. 😂😂😂😂

[@resolute7177]

bruh

[@KenpoKid77]

I just went through that not two hours ago... - No rice and peas - No fish - No shrimp - No oxtail - No goat - No beef patties - Only one chicken patty Granted, I did show up 30 minutes before closing, so lesson learned.

[@a.b7497]

boring

[@naturegirl2110]

Rohan Davey Even if you go early in the afternoon 'we nuh 'ave dat'

[@naturegirl2110]

And dem always outta beef patty. Coming from a Jamaican. Manners we nuh 'ave dat Lmao

[@notaytguru8214]

The second customer...HILARIOUS! His face when he said “me take the rice and peas” and “ya nuh have plate?!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@charles125]

ME JUSS MASH UP DEH LASS ONE, LMFAOO

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

+thecharlessmith (instagram) We don't av dat.... (Suspense Music)

[@nitronicgaming4460]

Mi nu ave dat

[@nitronicgaming4460]

LMAO

[@justillionaire]

the way he says 'me is a fortune teller' bruh i lost it

[@jmwill78]

@@justillionaire I criiiiiiieeeed!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@tiarac8273]

"We 'ave any mannas or customer service?!" "Nah mon, only pon Tuesdays and Chursdays!" I DIED, omg! My sides, lol. Great job guys!

[@dannycheatv993]

I still watch this and it never gets old

[@jayprincess100]

"Me just mash up the last one" I can't breath looool

[@FatuMedina]

"We nuh have dat". African restaurants, same deal; especially the " tuesday and thursday" line. lmao

[@loiipopstardoll]

Lol yes

[@JenniTulls]

How do you not have plates?!?! LMFAOOO 😭😭😭

[@ooooglat]

Yuh nuh 'ear seh Erol inna di kitchin ah mash up dem bloodclaat. Loool

[@jmix6]

ooooglat lmao

[@7KRexCHAT]

ooooglat yeah dude hahaha... me no hear wat me say, we no have dat! lol

[@omegakong6847]

Nuh have Plaaaaateeee!??? 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@IfYouLetMeStay]

“Playet”

[@alexs5574]

I can't believe I'm here again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NYCBX9]

I’m here in the future 2021 and I’m back to laugh 😂 🤣

[@strengthoversize]

LOOL THE FUNNIEST VIDEO Y'ALL EVER MADE!

[@TMLJW]

lol tf I just saw you in omar's new vid too

[@strengthoversize]

TMLJW LOOL I watch everybody!

[@TreyRichards]

Thank you bro!

[@strengthoversize]

Trey Richards No problem man! Gotta show support for anyone coming out of Toronto! Well Brampton but you get what I'm saying lol

[@Cologne2b]

funniest video?......me no have dat!

[@Account-vx1gf]

Karen: I want to speak to the manager This guy: We nah hav dat

[@pretty_blossom5940]

*WHEEZES*

[@ebonkinght]

I'm coughing 😂😂😂😂

[@kalelc1996]

Dead

[@Derellrassy87]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alishainc]

i cried from laughing so hard

[@RacerNight86]

Me TOOO!!!

[@andrewbeckford3160]

If you laughed at that then you are fucking idiot

[@simmick1]

I love Jamaican food, I'm JAMAICAN and it's great but unfortunately this is true. Many Jamaican establishments are badly run, often out of stock, and the people behind the counter are often wrenk!

[@mistiqueentourage7182]

@simmick1 its not so much the restaurant being out of stock that's an issue its the behavior. The workers behave like someone owes them something. We come to buy food and we show them respect and some of the workers are so rude for absolutely no reason.

[@blackstar9320]

@@mistiqueentourage7182 Wah!? Wah rudeness you ah chat bout? Wi just no have no manners, wi fresh out.

[@mistiqueentourage7182]

@@blackstar9320 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and that's why I love you all😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@b1njjj95]

​@@blackstar9320 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SHADOWNINE79]

​@@blackstar9320 😭😭🤣🤣👏🏾

[@benjiprophet9008]

Ya nuh ave plate! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this got me in tears

[@legendwalking5231]

Me just smash up the last one

[@MandyDollofDollLand]

This is so true! They are always out of every fucking thing! Don't even think about a beef patty!

[@MandyDollofDollLand]

FellsmereCity I no order 'dat! I want da beef patty! Lol

[@YungShadBeatz]

MandyDoll lol

[@MandyDollofDollLand]

FellsmereCity Hehehehe!

[@theboss147852]

MandyDoll we na have dat

[@MandyDollofDollLand]

theboss147852 Wat da bumbaclat, mon? You neva have dat!

[@rivaldough]

America: yo Canada you guys have any citizenships? Canada: we nuh hav dat

[@thunnusmaccoyii1210]

goldiegone Savage af!

[@3cozyyy]

Rivaldo Monroe 😂😂😂

[@82_derek44]

Rivaldo Monroe Justin Trudeau would also say.....we nah hav dat

[@DonTheking]

Rivaldo Monroe w

[@trellabella1]

ClydeWebb RoastedMe back at you... American: Do y’all no space you know 5 feet back tf up? Canadian: We nah hav dat we nah know dat 😂😂😂😭👌🏽💯

[@WoWplayer527]

I go the local Jamaican restaurant and they never have beef patties prepared. It's your most popular dish for godsake, make more than 10 an hour

[@melanier7309]

lol

[@4pfwalster]

Nuh true jerk chicken is the most popular dish to Jamaicans you Americans don't know bout dem ting de

[@4pfwalster]

Jk 😂😂😂😂

[@afrariley7529]

Wale Snipez tell that Jamaican nonsense to someone who's fakenjamaican. I'm a proud born and raised USA American. Why would any real American would need to know about your food? Come on, save that Jamaican b.s.

[@melanier7309]

Afra Riley Did you see that he typed JK after typing his first comment? It means just kidding. I gather you didn't see that!! You sound so angry! Why did you click on this video if Jamaican food is something you don't care to know about?

[@wafulayurn2253]

The Rasta when he walked out killed me. “RHAATID!”

[@kyristal]

SO TRUE and then the owners get mad when you say "So what do you have?".

[@shemmy7302]

The 209 dislikes are probably former Jamaican restaurant owners 😂

[@shawnbalta8786]

Shemar Williams lol

[@prodbytevez]

Shemar Williams yo rasclat nuh chat bout mi country like dat yu fucking idiot

[@SubnetMaskedMan]

500 dislikes now

[@shemmy7302]

@@prodbytevez I’m Jamaican bro. Relax yuhself

[@ajokeemmanuel4649]

@@prodbytevez Instead of getting aggressive, advise your country people to fix up. It is a bad reputation if we are trying to build on our businesses.

[@Kittylover90]

I am Jamaican and my brother owns a restaurant and he said we don't have dat all the time because they run out of food.

[@mstcherie13]

empty shelves

[@FlutterMouse]

@Christine Yamaguchi lol. They never do. They stay open because the food is so good even though they're often only open certain days of the week. Low key a lot of them are just laundering fronts but everyone just accepts it because the food is so good.

[@amalgamatevisions]

Office moved brought me back to this classic

[@RyantheCanuckpirate]

I watched season 1 and when I saw the part in the Jamaican restaurant I thought "hey that really reminds me of that KZbin video I saw a few years ago" Turns out that was for a good reason lol. The show seems pretty good so far, I hope they make more than 4 episodes

[@wav.yliving]

LOL SO TRUE. Jamaican restaurants never have food lol

[@javayonknight]

2024 anyone 😂😂

[@jalenbihh]

Hell yea 😭

[@AWWWMAN80]

We nah have dat 😂

[@DariusHosein]

Present and accounted for 😂😂

[@bb-3653]

Word up

[@vgvan353]

Yes I’m high nuff the bumbaclott

[@georgemahfood8743]

The funniest part is when Wayne Purkle left and got angry at the door Jamaicans really be doing that shit!! 😂😂

[@Zambing]

You should seriously make episodes of these. It's so hilarious 😂 I watched it like 20 times already #MakeItHappen

[@helenabandayrel7250]

Zambing G2K i

[@shaksstuff6114]

I cried with laughter love it 🤣😂🤣😂

[@JoneleM]

yo his eyebrows is serious ! lol

[@TreyRichards]

My eyebrow game strong...too strong:(

[@ashimwekevin]

Trey Richards Them eye brows need to start paying rent

[@NaturalDailyPeace]

Trey Richards Your eyebrows are distinguished and they suit you :))

[@melanier7309]

TishRegalOps Yes they do.

[@melanier7309]

***** Manly is right. They're thick but neat and trim. At least they're NOT extremely bushy and running into each other. The same can be said of the FIRST guy who ordered food.

[@travismorris-noel1752]

4 years later still my favorite skit 🔥🔥🔥

[@jaydenkelly5781]

"U hav plate" "Me just mash up the last one" Lolllll hahahahaha

[@SierraMiller_]

This will always be my favorite video!!! I can watch this over and over😂

[@juniorreid1377]

Your skits are pure gold. You guys need a damn tv show. I was dead at ,"do we have any manners or customer service" pure gold lmao

[@Ideaz4U2]

This skit summed up: C: I'd like to place an order.. R: Then look pon de bumbaclart menu no C: Where's the menu? R: WE NA HAV DAT

[@ladycoco473]

IN TEARS!!! You guys are so talented and such great actors. Yall always making me laugh

[@TreyRichards]

Appreciate this thank you!

[@glorsamae6578]

do we have any manners or customer service....we na hav dat looooolll😂

[@TheFadedSpade35]

Only pon Tuesdays and Thursdays 🤣

[@DaveConrad3234]

This is real!

[@malaikaaisha]

LMAO....

[@melanier7309]

So damn true. That is one of the reasons I stopped going to Jamaican restaurants. Every striking time you go there, they don't have this or that...crosses!

[@passwordgt360]

7 years later This still slaps

[@JheraneP]

Minus the excessive bad words, you've managed to accurately capture Jamaican customer service. LOL

[@Jayynoz.]

shittt let me capture yo service 😉🍆🍑💦💦

[@Vendettaiswhoiam]

+Jherane Patmore its never accurate without bad words. bumbaclot is like saying good morning.

[@007Bigbob]

+Jherane Patmore your numbah...me no have that

[@candysweety2698]

y

[@daltonduff9807]

lmao

[@SharlenesJourney]

The way the Jamaican walked out the restaurant " rahhhhhh" I can't stop watching this video it's curing my depression 💯😂 plz make more !!!

[@LaBucci]

LMFAO I Love the Jamaican Lingoo . Hella funny skit , Keep up the workkk guyss :D

[@TreyRichards]

Thank you!

[@LaBucci]

Trey Richards Your welcome, I mean you've guys have come a long way ! & you guys continuously keep us laughing, SO THANK YOUU :D

[@EPICFLOWS]

hey Danny Fenty Check out my channel, I have some good Jamaican content on my channel haha :) you'll enjoy the lingoo :)

[@dubreil07]

Jamaican Haitian restaurants all the same. Long list of foods and half the menu not available lol. No wonder why these businesses stay in Brooklyn and Queens and never make it to Manhattan lmao

[@Macknright]

LMAOO so true 💯

[@Fgaentertainment]

There's one in Manhattan on 8th and 37th that's the only I ever seen Manhattan

[@dubreil07]

+Scoop Lo golden Krust? Cause I use to work on that exact same block 2 years ago. And golden Krust has terrible food. Only their patties are good.

[@Fgaentertainment]

+dubreil07 mi don't remember the name but the food was average at best. I just know it was there because I interned a block away

[@dubreil07]

+olivia vic I live in NYC and I'm Haitian also. Most Haitian spots are in Brooklyn and Queens. Manhattan has 2 or 3 Haitian spots. 1 in Harlem and another in Hell's Kitchen by my college John Jay

[@matthewhaynes2829]

Coming back 8 years later thank y’all 🫡🤎

[@Mc11_Venom]

"Yuh nuh av plate?!" Man blood pressure thru di roof 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:28

[@5Sush0]

"Yo, make up your bombaclart mind, no!?"

[@coolray98ify]

Zachary Orelien wrung

[@gibbyhenry681]

its bumboclaat...

[@gibbyhenry681]

lolz ah bro...

[@nclarke3655]

Zachary Orelien bombaclock😂😂😂😂😂i'm deadd

[@christopherhussey1073]

Zachary Orelien its bombaclaat, I would know since im Jamaican

[@BLane-xr1ic]

You think this is bad, try changing your order, I dare you 😂

[@TheMattsays]

"We na have that"

[@TheMattsays]

johnkeem103 Yea yea i forgot about that lol.

[@iswhade]

*dramatic chord*

[@vinayk6409]

So glad yall showed this off in office movers and didnt lose the essense of the video....manners and customer service only tuesdays and thuesdays lmao

[@vinayk6409]

Yo what lmao liking a comment on a 10yo video. Wish you all the best guys congrsts on the great show 👌👌 bout to go watch ep 5 and 6

[@EricaAsjaee]

I'm glad the Jamaican store I go to always have jerk chicken , cabbage , & rice & beans lmaooo

[@Rtrumpet1]

you're pretty :)

[@EricaAsjaee]

thanks :)

[@jluvsfamily]

Erica Asjaee But, they don ha dat over here

[@tarcool108]

Erica Asjaee where you go? Golden Crust

[@EricaAsjaee]

Little delicious

[@Ghost-pg8og]

“Possibilities are endless” 😂

[@RandomOrderStudios]

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[@unkownkiller9786]

We no have that

[@bbgurl4u2nv1]

fresh outta votes!! Sorry

[@LastDayStudios]

marc junior hahahahahah!!

[@unkownkiller9786]

***** what?

[@MarcusDhaMenace]

Make a part 2 plz

[@sunafro3118]

It’s like this in the UK, too, and I’ve also heard Caribbean-Americans complaining about the same thing! Literally anywhere in the world where there is a high Caribbean population with Caribbean takeaways 😂

[@Twotutu98]

"You no have plate?!" "Meh just mash up the last one" Lmfao, I can't

[@ashanaraine]

cracks me up Everytime ...the guy face when he was ordering so vex till him mouth twist

[@iheartrecipes]

LMMAO!!!! The end tho! LOL

[@foreverjessx3ify]

yeooo the part when he said "you nuh 'ave plate????" has me dying every time

[@donerkebab778]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?!?! LOOL every time I order from my local Jamaican restaurant they ALWAYS call me to tell they dont have SOMETHIN'!! LOOOL

[@volticace6791]

The year is 2021 and this video is still going strong.

[@BedStuyBro]

Steam-Fish? Me just nyam dat! LMAO

[@BedStuyBro]

That's another term for *PUSSY*

[@hailemhailem1320]

Lmfaoo

[@jailing8368]

"get on ya hands and knees" ".. me no av dat" lmaoooo this video gets me EVERYTIME man

[@Sunshine00816]

lool.so true..only thing is usually the restaurants aren't as fancy as this one

[@KingNana24]

He nuh have that

[@nashanlipscomb5883]

Lmao u right

[@wjking8972]

"possiblities are endless"

[@dontbeghey]

Y'all are funny af bruh! Dudes nostrils are wide af too! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TreyRichards]

Hahaha, Mi smell everyting!

[@MindsOfMenPodcast]

Trey Richards look at tha batty thoooo

[@timafiggy]

Trey Richards Gorgeous ya have!

[@bankrollmontana4796]

" you no have plate?" "me just mash up the last one" lmfaoooo i watch this daily

[@nubianfx]

LOL at "the possibilies are endless" And only having mannars on chuesday and tursday...LMAO I love my people..

[@chanellaDaboss]

Lol i keep coming back to this videos years later 😂 I just cannot 😂

[@TheAray6]

i would have been like, " wtf do yall have have then!" lol

[@art_of_deception4074]

That's how u end up with bread back and pot bottom.

[@Ted_Swayinghill]

I'm just here years later to say "We na av dat" 🤣

[@Phoenixspin]

Yes, this has happened to me recently. Couldn't even get a beef patty.

[@SynClaiRWest]

Going on a decade later and this is STILL hilarious😅😅 as the time I had first watched this all those years ago.😂😂

[@TokyoWolfVI]

I couldn't stop laughing the whole time😂😂😂

[@drama_killer]

Straight Facts 😂😂😂... love my Jamaican people 🇯🇲

[@diemellz]

"possibility is endless" "just ate last one" & "fortune teller" shots fired LMAO

[@ManniLewd]

“Look at the batti go” 😂😂😂😂

[@ghettomama4real]

“didn’t you just tell mi seh you had shrimp?!” *mouth full* “we just eat the last one” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was HOWLING at this part! Funniest video EVER!

[@FideTheProducer]

UNO NUH HAVE NUH PLATE? (MI JUS MASH UP DI LAST ONE) ROFFFLMFAO

[@thenewdrugno3660]

First time coming across the channel and the work is amazing. This skit will never get old. The acting is soooo on point

[@dhester267]

The part about manners and customer service gets me weak every time lmfao

[@SS-cd6ie]

I went to sunrise yesterday and they girl was SO friendly and they had everything on the menu. I was very confused and had to look up this video to feel comfortable lol

[@k.browne4489]

This video is still relevant. There's a restaurant called Richie Rich, on Fish Avenue in the Bronx with one cashier that rude. It's absolutely hilarious. The owner has to be mentally challenged because that place had lines out of the door at one point and now doesn't have nearly same foot traffic.

[@RynoZ]

Gimme a STEAM fish ...fresh out yo mi jus nyam dat-we nuh av dat! (DINGggggg)

[@akiraingraham4747]

I usally it a call yam that I'm a Jamaican an mea no me words

[@nz1baller]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video lives in my head rent free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaunvalentines4252]

GotDAMN this so true. You gotta wake up early af. The homies be like damn it’s 8am you on your way to work? “Nah im trying to make it to the jamaican spot before all the oxtail gone!” 😭

[@Branfaol1]

Me give you a like but Me no ave'dhat

[@josephmorales8275]

XD HAHAHA BRUH!

[@imanamusic2011]

LMAO

[@Asha87670]

😂😂😂😂

[@HeyAesha]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Myojeff]

HAHA

[@K-EKG]

"Hands and knees now!" "Mi nuh ave dat" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@imx_israel1328]

“Man is a fortuneteller” had me fucking weak 😂

[@Lilsmizz]

I still come back to this video alllll the time 😂😂😂

[@DraccoXX]

"me tek a plet a chiken" "we nuh av dat" "me tek a plet by itself" "we nuh av dat" "YU NUH AV PLET?!?!?!"

[@mariaregina4242]

Me tek a plate by itself den. We no have dat. Ya no have plate? *crashing noise* Me just mash up de last one. *dead*

[@paulsilva1357]

gaaaahahaha glad u wrote it out I'm DEAD