James Bond Jr Episode 9 'The Eiffel Missile' Review

Set in Paris. Who'd have thought?
calvinmdyson
calvindyson

[@STIRRUPLEATHER]

This episode actually wouldn't be too bad as a Roger Moore Bond film. :)

[@user-si9fx4xb6v]

I remember this cartoon fondly, I rarely missed an episode and I still have the toys from Hasbro, the 12 issue comic book series, and the six novels. Yes some of the writing does look poor to my adult eyes, but then a lot of cartoons I watched as a boy have had some not great episodes. Still, I love the nostalgia appeal of this show since shortly after I began watching it my dad introduced me to the films.

[@RetroCarsForever]

You're doing God's work reviewing these episodes. Keep it up!

[@JNadobnik]

Calvin. I don't know if you mentioned. But if you look at the ghetto blaster scene in The Living Daylights, the guy who's holding it, isn't he just Necros?

[@MarvinFalz]

lol, that reaction to the round-out-quip.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

Love the review in every episodes of JB.jr

[@SkeletorTheMan1]

Hi! How come there hasn't been an episode review of this series since 2016? Did you get tired of it?

[@johnv7317]

I hope one we will get all James Bond Jr. episodes on DVD on day.

[@tomwallace4134]

Love your videos Calvin! Gantry!

[@Mattfromthepast]

Nukes and the Eiffel Tower? Someone saw Superman 2.

[@hvitekristesdod]

Did Goldeneye reference this episode with the baguette gadget gag?

[@jonahb5629]

Still waiting on that continuation

[@reddevil0077]

Do erb james bond vs Austinpower reaction

[@mich6781]

Whilst you uploaded this,I was playing Agent Under Fire two player with my brother.

[@jedrhoades9192]

You have excellent taste in games.

[@tombarlow59]

Wow your channel is actually really good because of these reasons, You review my favourite film series You're funny Your voice is good You like Moonraker You don't hate AVTAK You're from Leads

[@theorangeclub2738]

These videos remind me of something: what do you think of the Young Bond books?

[@thomasthompson2431]

First time I noticed the pun on the girl of the weeks name, Merci Bocoup

[@Shade571]

Are you going to review ohmss or not

[@200brust]

keep on doin those awesome reviews! :)

[@trettfilms]

I had this one on vhs

[@WhiteJarrah]

Just realized something. The Achilles missile seems to be almost equal in height to the Eiffel Tower, which is 324 meters high. For direct comparison, the Saturn V rocket was only 111 meters tall. Dr. Derange's missile is essentially a fucking Mars launch vehicle that puts anything Elon Musk dreamed up to shame! Would you really need a rocket THAT big to carry a nuclear bomb towards Moscow? Even the Tsar Bomba only weighed 27 tons. What yield of nuke would justify something nearly three times the height of the Saturn V to lift it?!

[@RRVCrinale]

Hah! They stole a nuclear warhead to add to their collection, I guess, then launched them all on the same rocket.

[@pietzychannel]

If nothing else phoebe did have a moneypenny line

[@AndrewChapman]

Hi, I know it's been 2 years now since you did this last James Bond Jr. review. I don't know if you still plan to do anymore, but a KZbinr known as JB JR has uploaded every episode of the series and are all available to view (although I noticed a couple episodes where the pre-title sequences were either skipped or the first few seconds are missing). Also, the picture quality is a bit poor on some episodes, but still watchable. Anyway, I thought I'd give you the link to the playlist in case you still wanted to review the episodes you haven't done:- kzbin.info/aero/PL7hs4pvshY5S8V9rs_Eo7hCTfouQpKriW

[@calvindyson]

Andrew Chapman okay, I’m a year late but THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! It’s time I got back on the JR JB reviews and with all the eps here I can actually work through them in proper order

[@innoclarke7435]

@@calvindyson Oh, nice. I thought you'd given up on reviewing the episodes of the show, considering how long it's been since this episode. Nice to see that you'll come back to it soon.

[@sethdavis459]

@@calvindyson soooo ya gonna work on these shows? I’d love to see the reviews again

[@gaminganimators7000]

​@@calvindysonapparently not, lol

[@what0080]

Isn’t that more of a job for your “uncle” Junior? Or Superman?

[@jedrhoades9192]

The thing with James Bond Jr is that it could be a good show, if it wasn't for the terrible acting. Even by children's show standards, the supporting cast (especially the villains) is dreadful. I think, even as a child, I wouldn't have been able to stand their bad acting, if I had seen this show back then.

[@SolarDragon007]

VARGR #4 AND 5 reviews coming up?...

[@iamrambotehfliphead6786]

Where is OHMSS!!!!!!!?

[@tombarlow59]

Lol

[@DarthRushy]

Whatever happened to this review series??

[@BandCalledTheSleep]

Hi Calvin. Can you do another q and a? You don't have to but it's an idea

[@drawsomethewizard3006]

Someone one is going to have to bring back bond to the animated world it Might be Me

[@jopl4593]

Really? You want more of that?

[@drawsomethewizard3006]

Only if there is money involved

[@RisingBeast00]

Calvin did you just speak with an American accent? I didn't know you can do that.

[@cyburgin]

Oh he's been doing it for a while in the Bond Jr. reviews, with any chance he gets to take the piss out of Gordo.

[@jameshunter2516]

Calvin I thought you said you would stop watching this show in episode 3

[@MrJamesbondfan007]

I think this series could be growing on him haha

[@jameshunter2516]

+MrJamesbondfan007 yeah I think it is, because he is not complaining as much, haha

[@WhiteJarrah]

He said he'd only stop after episode 3 if it was crap. It wasn't, so he's continuing to review these.

[@MrJamesbondfan007]

+Jarrah White That is very debatable haha. I'm not a big fan of it myself lol

[@johnkennethwiseman682]

Gantry? makes me think of Elmer Fudd character played by Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives

[@trettfilms]

Gantré?

[@patwaters-actormoviereviewer]

There are some episodes on KZbin that are decent quality, but annoyingly… they are dubbed in Spanish. Whereas some of the English dubs on YT clearly look like they were recorded on a BetaMax player.

[@flylesskyle]

When are you gonna review Spectre for real

[@Equus21]

Why doesn't Jr wear a suit?

[@user-si9fx4xb6v]

@ Equus 21 because he is a teenager, and most of the time he dresses casually. He has sported a suit occasionally and like his uncle has also worn a tuxedo when the situation calls for it(albeit with a red bowtie instead of black one).

[@DirtyDan4499]

Why are you not talking about Daniel Craig leaving as bond and the numerous rumors of who's the next bond

[@jopl4593]

Check his twitter, you'll see

[@WhiteJarrah]

Craig himself debunked those rumours. His statement about "rather slashing his wrists than playing Bond again" was taken out of context. When he was interviewed, he had only just finishing filming his scenes for Spectre and found it to be a very exhausting experience. It was a heat of the moment statement, not a declaration of leaving the role.

[@BandCalledTheSleep]

Jamez!!!! hi

[@mich6781]

I talk to myself does that mean I'm insane?

[@donjezza10]

Nah, it just means that other people aren't worth your company.

[@travismiller4320]

Only if you answer yourself. Am I sure about that? Yes, yes you are.

[@sesfilmsllc]

REALLY PHOEBE????

[@sesfilmsllc]

Hold up did he just say a semen?

[@RidgeForrester]

Lol @ that yankee accent.