James May Crashes Into a Barrier at the Start of a Road Trip 😳

[@thegrandtour]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on a road trip? 🤔

[@peanuts2105]

I sat in a BL Mini.

[@patrickancona1193]

You got a minute..... ok maybe a day? Was it mooning the feds & my friends following high speed chase in a parking lot? or finding out my other friend did not in fact BUY the school bus we had filled with girls, beer, (etc...cough) & had a mobile party with a live band & stack of marshal amps (tho we owned..... most of that

[@xrrer]

I pissed in a bottle

[@kurtsudheim825]

We were on a bit of a high getting truck drivers to pull their horns, at a toll booth, one in the group said if you pull the metal, black & yellow pole with the stop sign, thing the alarm goes off, he tried but couldn't reach out the window, so me being the tallest (though have short arms, didn't know it was my legs yet), am egged on for the next toll, sticks head out the window, reaching for it but just to far to get a full grip & pull... shay my pants as a get shoes at by someone, so am sure it must happen

[@mia-tx6dd]

gay

[@LieutenantDanz]

barrier guard - "stop right there criminal scum"

[@AaronCable-tf9tt]

Just need Your nicked sunshine and its perfect in my opinion

[@boosted1328]

“Tell that to the judge sunshine”… james in an old top gear police special

[@rishavganguly92]

Stop, you’ve violated the law, pay the court of fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit!

[@dorgeshuun]

"apprehend the miscreant"

[@FonicsSuck]

"You've committed crimes against Poland and her people!"

[@invisibleace2874]

Polish Mike is ready to break bad

[@H4MM0ND]

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT XD

[@Idle_Cerberus]

It looks just like him!

[@sarephbtmistari8909]

In my mind he just moved and became a security officer who is fluent in polish. And now the Top Gear guys blew his cover!

[@manufaustino316]

Jeremuh, Jeremuh, you need to pay for James Pinkmay's damage Jeremuh

[@Idle125]

🤡

[@PureNeptune]

"We've only done 20 feet!" The genuine shock in his voice. The funniest thing is, he hit the barrier, he'd technically not even done 1 foot!

[@Jondoe_04]

To me it's funny that he used imperial units rather then metric. It's like you messed up so bad America would be embarrassed for you.

[@edsutherland8266]

@@Jondoe_04To be fair, it’s one of the British oddities (there are a lot), we use metric for most things, but weirdly use imperial measurements for distances, especially driving-wise. So we’ll often buy x kilograms of potatoes, but a 600mm wide dishwasher, but drive 10 miles! 😂

[@FormulaBeam]

​@@edsutherland8266it's so weird that even games have the option for "British" setting which was basically what you explained So it goes like this IMPERIAL METRIC BRITISH

[@beatnik6806]

Is this scripted? It's hard to tell the difference but since they script almost everything this probably is too 😂

[@phoebe3575]

@@beatnik6806nah it’s not scripted in that sense, it’s more loosely scripted improvisation - so like obviously various things are set up so a certain situation will play out, but there’s no learning lines or anything (although you can definitely tell the moments where they’ve been told “ok so now you’re gonna say X to introduce this” because it’s painfully obvious)

[@happydawg2663]

He has one of the smallest car ever and he hits a barrier in a gap wide enough to let a truck go by, pure May

[@ulvschmidt7174]

Surely it was intentionaly he hit it head height right in front of his face

[@spinyslasher6586]

​@@ulvschmidt7174No it probably wasn't intentional, James just has moments like this naturally.

[@Furko08]

​@@spinyslasher6586it 100% was intentional lol

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@Furko08 you never know with James May.

[@ArnoldsKtm]

​@@spinyslasher6586you're so clueless of how these shows are produced

[@shakir1998]

James took the name Captain Slow to a whole new level this episode

[@byingtonbrosYT]

He hates the name but always picks the slowest cars

[@thegrandtour]

James earned his place in this race 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6GaoImfg8iSirc

[@voornaam3191]

Okay, but how can he NOT SEE such a thing? Was his mind already in Blend? I was taught, on a bike, in a car, you must be AWARE. May was not! Scary.

[@Tobias94b]

He took his name and gave it to the one wiper 😂

[@RichardENormous]

Captain idiot always

[@scarboroughhammer9684]

"angry in polish" 😂😂😂

[@sia_mithrandir]

The whole Grand Tour team are hilarious😂😂😂

[@damirko06]

kurwa 😁

[@TermlessHGW]

He said "Dawaj, dawaj bo będzie Polizei" which translates to Come on, come cuz there will be Polizei last word being in zie German.

[@PolishMechanik]

no way kid@@TermlessHGW

[@Japazoomer]

​@@PolishMechanikYes way

[@BrownSofaGamer]

James literally explained that the Crosley was 4ft wide to fit through a shops door and then manages to do this 20ft into the journey lol.

[@marthflores3515]

Was looking for this comment

[@BrownSofaGamer]

@@marthflores3515 I was almost annoyed that neither Clarkson nor Hammond brought that up as a joke after that.

[@larryjohnson3087]

The windshield wiper flying while all the people are standing in the back inspecting the damage to the gate is amazing.

[@aps-pictures9335]

I never realised you can actually see the police chatting to the angry man in the background 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zdrux]

Prigozhin working as border guard now.. that'll throw Putin for a loop.

[@Tornado2409]

It's him!!! 😂😂😂

[@interpl6089]

that's not a border....

[@DSplatter]

Beat me to it lol

[@ConfectioneryCorner]

​@@interpl6089we know captain obvious. Thank you for your help =)

[@interpl6089]

@@ConfectioneryCorner why would anyone say that's a border? It ruins the joke

[@XDRONIN]

James May is becoming Richard Hammond in his old age If he ever starts yelling _POWER!!,_ I think someone should call a doctor

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

Or maybe an exorcist

[@paarthvwagh]

​@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466i was just coming to say the same thing😂

[@VenomRB]

I’m gonna miss these guys. Good thing we all got years of episodes to look back on.

[@dovaskostasgr]

With all that electrical car I think is lucky to don't doit now the show

[@alechall7082]

And no way to watch them without ads in the US. I would pay good money for old top gear. Even then, it's doubtful we would ever get the original music that was cut out. Such a shame. Again, if anyone is paying attention here, *I would pay good money*

[@Blazedreptile]

​@@alechall7082 pirate them. Search movieuniverse or movie7

[@alexg1778]

​@alechall7082 wire me one million British pounds and I'll send them all on poorly ripped second hand DVDs. I can't promise the video won't be terrible but the audio is all there. Be like listening to the radio.

[@christianlenik5307]

That this Polski Security Man tried to speak GERMAN with them is Hilarius 😂 "Dwaj, bo bedzie POLIZEI!" 😂 Like every non Polish speaker has to be German 😂

[@subarulover6489]

no. this old man just dont know any foreign language and only one word he knows is polizei

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Fun fact: a lot of border traffic between Germany and Poland is created by Germans driving to Polish shops to buy groceries. So, yeah - this guard probably assumed pesky foreigners demolishing his post are Germans, not Brits.

[@AWMJoeyjoejoe]

My Polish mother in law still tries to speak to me in Italian. I know more Polish than Italian but still she persists.

[@B2Roland]

I mean... Look at who they border lol

[@Wstydzie]

No, it's an expression in polish, adessed to polish people as well. And it's "dawaj", not "dwaj". "Dawaj" and "policaj" rhymes, that's the whole point of the expression, he doesn't use it because he thinks they are actually g*rman

[@aaronarshad3687]

A role reversal has happened since a Scandi Flick with Hammond and May.

[@DelayedJet]

Guard: "I'll have to call the police now." Everyone: "Anyway..."

[@jamesprice2163]

Hammond is laughing his ass off because it's finally not him crashing for once

[@raptoryt1519]

"Po szlabanie, a ja to urwałem"🤣🤣🤣 tak wyobrażałem sobię Polskiego portowca "Dawaj Dawaj, bo będzie policaj" XD

[@Vibakari]

Can’t believe James broke Prigozin’s barrier

[@kaziqwro]

To Gdańsk ❗ Polska ❗❗❗ prigozin nie ma wstępu do takich miast ?

[@sven4049]

@@kaziqwroTo był żart….

[@SounakDas-zb3xc]

Lol now I can't unsee this 😂

[@ryanjohnston3300]

These 3 will never be matched! TV gold

[@bmxingiskingftw]

"Angry in polish" lmfao, Love it.

[@rockstopsthetraffic]

He said "Police" in German, as a half-joke, as well.

[@Schleich-wild-horse]

The "James weve only done Twenty Feet! " killed me 😂💀

[@TheClassyArchitect]

Love how you can clearly tell the form of Mr Willman in the background talking with the police.

[@shampoo1991]

"I've broken Prigozins barrier. Jeez I'm going to the gulag"

[@theseageek]

Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?

[@ian_987]

Think he'll be alright now :D

[@theactionfamily2711]

S5 EP1 James crashes S5 EP2 James crashes again except not as bad JAMES’S WINDSCREEN WIPERS😂

[@maximus1992a]

Jeremy now beginning to look like a real grandpa

[@sheilasavage9679]

These three guys such great friends ❤

[@PolarKantele]

"Po szlabanie (...) Dawaj, bo będzie polizei"

[@paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75]

Jezyk angielski to dalej obca rzecz jak widać xD

[@schabowyBar]

@@paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75 Czego ty wymagasz od zwykłego ciecia, któremu się wydaje, że jest wyżej niż kierownik burdelu, którego pilnuje? To się tyczy wszystkich cieciów, nie tylko tego.

[@paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75]

@@schabowyBar zdecydowanie za dużo xD

[@xSpartanin]

​@@schabowyBarwykonuje swój zawód. Nazywanie pracującej osoby cieciem jest trochę żałosne z twojej strony

[@sven4049]

@@xSpartaninChłop kurwa pracuje jako ochroniarz na granicy i nie zna podstaw angielskiego No rzeczywiście zajebiście wykonuje swoją prace, No chyba że jest zwykłym cieciem który zaczął gwiazdorzyć jak wspomniał kolega wyżej to bym jeszcze zrozumiał

[@Ryvucz]

Hammond being so shocked and amused at first, is funny.

[@evankarp4938]

that is the calmest a polak could have been in that situation

[@julianz7450]

How the fuck did he hit that? He literally had a car’s width on his right…

[@filster1934]

"....before the 5-0 arrived" LOL. I love it how slang goes back and forth across the pond between our countries.

[@vyshtora]

Bro what is Prigozhin doing in Poland

[@heyokasamurai453]

From poland to russia to Africa back to russia, he’s quick

[@Naeidea]

His fingernails must be dirty from the 6 feet of dirt he clawed through.

[@mavizs]

R.I.P the grand tour you were the best duo❤❤

[@BYF1]

So that's where the Wagner leader really works 😂

[@christianlenik5307]

No, because you Nazisupporters killed him

[@VertuiGames]

He said "come come or you want to have polizei(in deutch) here" xD

[@ott5844]

They will never be replaced and forgotten, classic 🇹🇭🇬🇧🙏❤️😊

[@leomux2004]

It's amazing how much they caused trouble along the years of TG and TGT and still their show doesn't suffer anything LMAO

[@AaronCable-tf9tt]

It's because it's entertaining and even professionals cock up like the rest of us

[@leomux2004]

@@AaronCable-tf9tt I know it is (I laugh hard when it happens), it just surprises me since I was a kid watching Top Gear that they make trouble (like the Albanian episode where they robbed a bank, or even more mundane things, like destroying the Troblerone tower in a airport) and their show keep going strong. I dunno if its combined or not, but that it is suprising it is!

[@AaronCable-tf9tt]

@poldao5464 yeah I realised what bits you meant after I sent that but the edit button wouldn't come up to edit the comment just report, can't beat top gear for good car programs the new ones good but nothing beats these three

[@leomux2004]

@@AaronCable-tf9tt Especially after this Eurocrash, I remembered why I love those three so much, they can make you laugh even with the most mundane situations!😂

[@OffGridInvestor]

You realise a lot of it IS SCRIPTED right? The guy who lent them the tesla when tesla was still a small company saw a script saying IT BREAKS DOWN. They deliberately MADE IT break down

[@mattlm64]

First he breaks Stalin's house, now he breaks a Polish barrier.

[@Anonsloth26]

Clarkson sounds like that old white guy in the neighborhood that is way too chill for his generation “naturally we thought it best to scarper before the Five-O arrived”

[@MrMacavity]

How the heck did he manage to crash into an unmoving object like that. James please

[@Gerald0613]

For content

[@aliceeliot6389]

Intentionally, that's how

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

Richard with the disbelief LMAO

[@agitbagus2747]

"We've only done 20 feet!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@isaacschmitt4803]

The journey of 1400 miles begins with a single insurance claim.

[@MrCunningham4]

This is the 30th time I've watched this, and it's still funny

[@92GTS]

Best trio ever

[@chazzmccloud36]

I am thoroughly going to miss this

[@ameyab930]

Ok, I thought Hammy will say, " Wait, that is my department"!

[@thegrandtour]

Hammond's reputation for crashing is still intact 💥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmOQi42bi5aSldE

[@niezwekcr7153]

"Dawaj bo będzie polizai" XDDDD

[@davidjalkh]

I love hoe they thought the man was calling the police, when in reality he was telling them to dip out before the police gets here

[@Riolushe]

Tylko żeby polizai uważała na instrybutory

[@noumanchoudry3147]

When this happened I knew Richard passed his curse to James 😂😂😂

[@nicholasjamison2612]

British reputation abroad in a nutshell😂

[@Mrdogedog]

That car's windscreen wiper is wagging like a happy dogs tail and it hilarious

[@mrmushroomthelegend]

Nobody talking about how funny the windscreen wiper bit is 😂

[@tim5983]

God I love these three

[@jonathanryan2915]

Hammond: YES it wasn't me

[@wojciechglomski5279]

The cop was actually threatning about calling the cops😅😂

[@MavericksMainline]

James: “I’ve had a crash..” Clarkson: “James we’ve only done.. 20ft.”

[@istvankovacs6916]

I can't wait the new episode. Greatings from Hungary.

[@MrRegularSlinky]

I love hammonds reaction hahah

[@Mr.Bumhaniya]

I don't know if there is going to be another car enthusiast trio in our lifetime that will be as fun than these three

[@MaNNeRz91]

The window wipers killed me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@J90JAM]

Captain sense of direction is a legend.

[@Antimatter22]

"Gdensk" No nieźle Jeremy🤣🤣🤣

[@blackslime_5408]

By far best episode yet

[@Abstract_zx]

"Ow its hot" lol

[@hm.dasjerdi-yd2us]

It makes me laugh so much that I stsrt crying at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@ryanstephenson7312]

Still one of the greatest starts to one of their road trips

[@YasYasTR]

Best windscreen wiper ever! 😂

[@ubroberts5541]

Before the five O arrived- book em Danno.

[@Mattie1979]

James' windscreen wipers made me laugh

[@sasandabirian8768]

Periguzhin is that you?????😮😮😮😮 " SHOUIGUUUUUUUU WHERES MY AMMUNATION???" 😂

[@skiddin31]

This had me in stitches laughing when I saw it.

[@StraightWhiteMale_V1]

Never have I ever laughed so hard at a windscreen wiper in my life 😂😂

[@c63w204W]

So James is taking Hammond's position now

[@Heysupdan]

Love these guys!

[@KingofFray]

Even Hammond is amazed

[@osmanraja3186]

The five o arrived 😂 yes man

[@1Rab]

Poland is my most favorite country that I have been to. I hope that you replaced that great man's barrier.

[@warickbeatz691]

"he's called the 'policje'" 😂😂

[@formulafish1536]

Geez. It’s been so long since I’ve watched these guys that James May has become Richard Hammond 😂

[@pawelbroniewski7100]

Andrzej the security guard

[@arosnett]

That is Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad😂

[@Parowar1]

He was not angry at all

[@TheCzechLad_]

* Angry in Polish * 😂😂

[@Blu_2wheels]

This GT took me by surprise! Didnt get much warning for this one coming out!

[@jacobhentschel2111]

That little bitty ass car and all that room😂😂

[@dr.bright6272]

James literally two seconds earlier: my car is smaller so I'll have an easier time

[@sebastiang.480]

The Polish lads in the back were actually laughing 😂

[@mattygschannel]

The first time I watched this and saw those wipers, I almost passed out laughing😂

[@cobymichaels7863]

I miss these guys

[@That-one-person_]

Richards face when he was told james crashed 😂😂

[@theseageek]

James May broke Polish Prigozhin’s barrier

[@Alexsblogs]

This is the real Top Gear

[@U.S_Drifter]

Hammond and May really have switched Roles.

[@rubberneckinc.8937]

James easily the most reliable of the three

[@travisjflannigan]

Ah yes.... the ONLY reason I pay for Amazon prime.

[@MuhammadNabeel-fh5uh]

This episode was wicked

[@Pingwin_Ninja]

that polish guys behind just yelling at you👌

[@-Gunnarsson-]

lol the wagner group manager 😂

[@umma49gumma]

Haha he says something like 'davai bo będzie politzei' which is a mix of Russian German and Polish