James May's Cheese (Song for Denise Remix)

[@ghoststrike3984]

Holy crap this thing has far exceeded what I expected it to get. Thanks to everyone who's shared or commented, I'm astounded at how many of you there are! More incoming just as soon as I figure out what to make next!

[@mhammad4968]

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[@trashmann1081]

Thanks for giving us Cheese

[@twitteryloki2230]

cheese

[@TheRealBPG]

🧀

[@potatoman7475]

This video found me!😭😭😭

[@vucko9201]

possibly the greatest underrated remix of our generation

[@civilrebel3743]

Ironically better than a lot of music

[@vucko9201]

@@civilrebel3743 sure is

[@civilrebel3743]

Vucko how about C H E E S E

[@vucko9201]

*C H E E S E*

[@civilrebel3743]

Vucko nah how about C H E E S E

[@z3noth3]

"Lucy, doesn't like cheese." "See you'd have starved in the 70s." absolute bars

[@0-5-74]

MC may on the mic

[@thewonky9283]

This was my favorite line

[@colenotley2037]

cheese

[@colenotley2037]

good man cheese

[@iamapokerface8992]

we watched the video

[@memelord2136]

This slaps harder than the cheese hitting the table

[@joelpichette]

but that's not how you make a poutine! (putin in french)

[@novacore4597]

🤣

[@teleurstelling477]

this is a good remix no autotune no weird voice effects no vocoding *just f****** *cheese*

[@ghoststrike3984]

*slams table with increased enthusiasm*

[@agent5tm902]

Spread it on the bread

[@teleurstelling477]

Bollocks

[@agent5tm902]

I f*** eeveelutions

[@potbelly2950]

my brain cut out bread and replaced it with bollocks

[@testname4464]

Just an fyi: James May has seen this

[@brentschmgbert3578]

how do we know?

[@RestlessZombi]

@@brentschmgbert3578 Not confirmation of seeing this one but he knows the meme.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3mzlaivjdSLga8

[@imadizzapointment8354]

He already commented on another edit, so he prolly already found this kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6mTdpKsaa6GnsU

[@ghoststrike3984]

@@imadizzapointment8354 Oh my God the pinboard one is amazing HAHAHAHA

[@imadizzapointment8354]

@@ghoststrike3984 In the 1970's there were only three types of *P I N B O A R D*

[@KingEddo8]

"Lucy doesn't like cheese, See you would've starved in the 70's" Truly a man of words.

[@cameronmcgregor-ogden3340]

"Lucy doesn't like cheese, see you'd have starved in the 70s" is one of the hardest bars of the century

[@billeyisgaming6185]

Hahahahahaha I was reading your comment as that line was said

[@shononoyeetus8866]

do do do do DO do do do do

[@colenotley2037]

good man cheese

[@iamapokerface8992]

we watched the video

[@2pointoh300]

Lol

[@SoyanOsman]

I'm listening to this every day now. I love the internet

[@zachdoesanimations.]

Man, it must’ve been cool to get a shoutout from mrbeast, what are the odds.

[@jkaradou5588]

i just keep coming back to this

[@danielnoob2596]

i feel you bro

[@danielnoob2596]

same

[@ganskemc]

Relatable

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

The moment when you expect another cheese and he hits you with that “BUTTER, spread it on the bread, Bollocks”

[@profsusansatsumas]

bill gates 1984: 'imagine all the wonderful things people will do with PCs in thirty years' people now: C H E E S E

[@qupix8848]

Lol Bill gates actually Said that in the interviewkzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@oontapoint969]

@@qupix8848 i recognise the link

[@qupix8848]

@@oontapoint969 well i hope Otter people doesn’t do it

[@thomassmiththekingbee]

That was in 1989, actually.

[@thomassmiththekingbee]

@@qupix8848 Warning to others: Caution, rick roll link.

[@Damemer]

absolutely beautiful

[@n00bius38]

no one can disagree Edit: well probably

[@halo8119]

WTF are you everywhere

[@YourLocalDoctor]

y e s

[@ConfusedOxygen]

Oh hey damemer

[@unknownability4257]

Yes

[@f1hardtyre]

"these are cheese" "not shade grown" "not line caught" "not oak aged" "not free trade" "just f**king cheese" come on, absolute bars, GOAT

[@tamaszsombortolvaj7517]

Grandpa, what musics did you listen to when you were 18? Me:

[@ghoststrike3984]

*turns it up*

[@lawbro4261]

C h e e s e

[@K_ingh16]

I see your another man of culture

[@dogedoge1591]

wanted to like but there were 369 likes

[@wc2006]

*c h e e s e*

[@friendking7308]

“I hope that’s been useful.” Yes. Totally.

[@ghoststrike3984]

James and I are glad we could help haha

[@TheRandomRealest]

C H E E Z E

[@barbarosbozkurt758]

@@ghoststrike3984 Cheese

[@IndianScams5038]

@@TheRandomRealest LEARN HOW TO FUCKIN SPELL CHEESE THIS IS CHEESE 🧀

[@ryiin]

3 years later, this still cheers me up.

[@nolandspring]

lucy, doesn’t like cheese see you’d have starved in the 70s i love that verse

[@KnightOMurk]

I love cheese and when someone is being annoying I just say "Oh shut up you Lucy"

[@appleleptiker]

I get her though. Cheese is disgusting

[@Kazzz_idk]

@@appleleptiker heresy

[@Speedsnapcreations]

@@appleleptiker My guy if you were in the 70s...

[@iwillhelpdefeatjustiny.1640]

@@appleleptiker heresy

[@alonerock161]

James may: cheese Everyone: we can make a religion out of this

[@apfel_taartje475]

All hail the might of cheesus crist!

[@levishaman6590]

Agreed...

[@jordonturner9559]

No don't.

[@hjw2029]

R E G O I C E, the cheese stick hath returned

[@BirdieTheGreat]

YES

[@Montana2.0122]

Goddamn it KZbin, why didn't you recommend me this 2 years earlier. This goes hard

[@kirankalshoven3574]

0:47 I love it how in sync this bit is

[@ghoststrike3984]

Hahaha it took a while

[@EmilyTheQueen01]

“Thats this one here”

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

@@EmilyTheQueen01 Cut from a true wheel

[@NotResponsibleHondaOwner]

@JC brick studio the third one,in a small blue pot, that smelled of sick

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

@@NotResponsibleHondaOwner These are *cheese.*

[@townicus5908]

Apparently James May has a real guilty pleasure for this sort of stuff, no doubt he's seen this and loved it.

[@ghoststrike3984]

I sincerely hope so! He's a treasure of a man

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

He must be protected at all costs

[@nathanSr92]

He has

[@rigxby777]

need this on spotify

[@homeschoolhd596]

I liked the part where he said cheese

[@ghoststrike3984]

Me too

[@garchellop.370]

Wat does bollocks mean

[@5lake]

@@garchellop.370 in this case nonsense; rubbish

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

@@zacharyadam2183 "butter, spread it on the bread, bollocks"

[@meredithhunter7146]

i think i missed that part, could you timestamp it?

[@miklosszanyi620]

I like the part when he says: these are cheese, not shade-grown, not line-caught, not oak-aged, not free trade, JUST F*CKING CHEESE. It describes everything.

[@ghoststrike3984]

When I saw he said that all in one sentence I was like holy crap this absolutely needs to be on the edit this is gold

[@miklosszanyi620]

@@ghoststrike3984 Best decision!

[@viktorhasson7686]

The fact somebody turned James May saying "Cheese" into a song deserves an award.

[@amyy-000]

someone here recently lol

[@John-jt2is]

I have to listen to this at least twice a day, for my mental wellbeing.

[@agatatatata]

Try 100

[@rayfn9279]

Only 2 times. I listen 5 times every 10 mins

[@John-jt2is]

@@rayfn9279 that's a very good effort. Do you take your 1:50 break all at once or do you split it into five 22 second breaks?

[@rayfn9279]

I take it after I watch all of the 5 times

[@erexsean9257]

Friend: What kind of music do you listen to Me: C H E E S E

[@VertexGP]

0:28 Smoothest and best part of the whole song in my opinion

[@joefifield3285]

James May's Catchphrase: "Bollocks"

[@theChain120]

Real OGs know it's actually *oh cock*

[@autumnlennox-monroe3136]

O h c o c k

[@generalgrievous2076]

Are we all forgetting “Buffeting”

[@flexleiska7727]

Bollocks, oh cock and pillock

[@clarissaoosthuizen1762]

And Clarkson

[@ohm4316]

“What kind of music do u listen to?” Me: It’s complicated

[@Linus7671DX]

Meme music

[@BBWBabeLisa]

Cheese. Them:?

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

Some masterpiece music

[@WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE]

Cheese

[@joestewart90]

{Intro} Here we go, so: {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks Cheese (x7) Brown bread! Lucy doesn't like cheese See you'd have starved in the 70's *Musical interlude* {Verse} Lurpak spreadable butter Line it up, and it's on Good man. Cheese Other graters, are available Rotary graters, this is one of those One of them was cheddar That's this one here Cut from a true wheel Red leicester The third one, in a small blue pot That smelled of sick! These are cheese Not shade grown Not line caught Not oak aged Not free trade Just f**king cheese {Refrain} Cheese (x5) Butter: spread it on the bread Bollocks {Outro} Cheese (x8)

[@alexs-cu2lu]

Beautiful…

[@ianmorin8017]

James May is the most underrated person on this planet

[@jackschoonover6418]

lyrics: Here we go so cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x7) brown bread lucy doesnt like cheese see youd've starved in the 70's *musical interlude* lurpack spredable butter line it up and it's on good man cheese other graters are available rotary graters this is one of those cheddar that's this one here cut from a true wheel red leicester the third one in a small blue pot that smelled of sick these are cheese not shade grown not line caught not oak aged not free trade just f**king cheese cheese (x5) butter spread it on the bread bo*****s cheese (x8) *i hope that's been useful, join us again next time when we make sardines of the 70's*

[@civilrebel3743]

Bruh you forgot the cheese

[@Blueflag04]

Thanks

[@barbequesauce7167]

Sarnies. Like, sandwiches.

[@sheriffarchon]

@@barbequesauce7167 I was about to say the same.

[@aneurinedwards5302]

lyric gang

[@Superporscheknower]

I watched this once and now I can’t stop watching it anymore

[@KingHamster3]

I’m on my like 10th loop😅

[@XxANDYHAMMOxX]

I lost it when he said bolloks 😂

[@andrewtheaviationguy8289]

I lost it when he said ,,that smelled of sick”

[@mkalsterboy1234]

I lost it when he said “just fucking cheese” after all the “not” lines before XD

[@Jameshasconnected]

this is a masterpiece

[@crucialcustard7668]

You mean mastercheese

[@sel8844]

this is bloody amazing

[@cosmo8089]

This truly brightened up my day!!! These past few days have been rough however this song of James May saying cheese has truly dragged me out of the dumps and brought me closer to cheese!!! CHEEESEEEEE!!!!

[@monstastig768]

Can we get this as Christmas number 1 🤣

[@J_E614]

It deserves it 😂😂

[@GirlDilly]

Plz

[@Aguy848]

Please put it on Spotify this song is good as hell

[@hobbes2234]

What a precious man James May is.

[@ghoststrike3984]

Couldn't agree more! An absolute treasure of a man

[@AmericanRailfan-gb8oq]

I was here before this gets a million views

[@cheesebisacorn3099]

me too

[@ghoststrike3984]

lol I wasnt even aware it got more than 500 but here we are

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

Hmm, still in 7 thousand views

[@BadMax02_VR]

i am just going to comment on this for when this video goes viral or gets recommended by the KZbin AI

[@Tommi414]

I guess

[@prettywomankitche]

0:32 my fav bit

[@diobrando9273]

We are hitting epic levels that shouldn't even be possible rn

[@plastikowykubek]

The dislikes are from the Lucy multiaccounts.

[@tomdewarr]

"Lucy doesn't like cheese see you'd have starved in the 70's" Absolute bars

[@spraytypicalgaming7197]

Whoever made this is a genius

[@ghoststrike3984]

Well it certainly was fun, didn't expect it would blow up this much though!

[@wolfy1320]

Subway employee: what do you want in your sub? Me: 0:09

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

Spread it on the bread.

[@OriginPlayss]

@@Mr.SoggyShoes Bollocks

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

@@OriginPlayss Cheese

[@OriginPlayss]

@@Mr.SoggyShoes Cheese

[@Mr.SoggyShoes]

@@OriginPlayss Cheese

[@Qurczakoo]

I have been listening this maybe 20 times straight, also being wasted af. Thank you for all your hard work

[@owinlaa]

Alt title: *Song for James.*

[@vladimirputin8126]

James may is possibly one of the greatest musical artists without even knowing it

[@tommytaylor2084]

This is beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now

[@hughconsidine5041]

I have a playlist with only this in it purely to listen to it on repeat for hours

[@siimplyferret7463]

Smart idea-

[@ghoststrike3984]

Dedication!

[@NoiceWeed]

He looks like my college proffesor which is ironic because he hates cheese.

[@Alexander-od6fi]

Maybe he is your college professor after all..

[@warrentaylor6796]

see he’d have starved in the 70’s

[@nufczach]

@@warrentaylor6796 lol I saw that coming

[@ProSkye59]

Maybe he hated it cause he didn't get enough cheese in the 70s

[@chatarraman4978]

0:53 best part

[@モカッチ紙袋にいる猫www]

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WORK OF ART I LOVE IT i can unironically listen to this all day as an actual track

[@RaldoBot]

Friend: I dreamt that I married my crush My dreams:

[@StarSliverWotsernameagain]

I need a 1-hour version of this one to listen to while I make prop knives for my friends creepypasta cosplays.

[@mcnuggets892]

Put it on loop

[@syzuev3184]

This video is so underrated, don’t understand why it hasn’t blown up yet lol. Good job!

[@ghoststrike3984]

It's already far exceeded what I expected haha

[@dzr4421]

I can imagine @GhostStrike sitting at their PC, making this masterpiece, and quietly asking "what has my life come to" from the void. But we're glad you made this. It's delightful.

[@ghoststrike3984]

Frighteningly acurate haha But I regret nothing!

[@greatestfroge]

2 years ago and still amazing

[@andrewwenzel3600]

I like to think that James May has seen this and one day this video will be blessed with a comment from JM's unemployment tube

[@ghoststrike3984]

God I hope so

[@xtremegamer3d480]

May the cheese God bless us all

[@TheThalmorJusticiar]

'Cheese for everyone' Sheogorath during the 4th greymarch

[@aussiegaming9097]

James has seen this

[@daleksean10]

0:33 *musical interlude* gets me every time 😂 This is a work of art.

[@ghoststrike3984]

Haha looking back it honestly wasn't timed exactly right at that bit but it's kind of growing on me

[@Brother-Ivan]

Spread it on the bread ballocks

[@BraaapMachineSam]

I've watched this 20 times just today and it never gets old

[@yourlocalturnip]

A year later It still isn’t old in my eyes

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4rGfaiuj9CAeLMsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C

[@gabrielcolon8900]

1:06 Play this when you’re delivering cheese to someone

[@Supernoob-be9jg]

"Spread it on the bread bollocks"😂😂😂

[@aRomanianFellow]

When is the Spotify release?!?!

[@ghoststrike3984]

As soon as it's legal to rip someone else's song and add lyrics to it for revenue Short answer is probably never 😂

[@MattiaPette]

This is why I use KZbin Music 🚀

[@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword]

@@ghoststrike3984 Which song?

[@seapea127]

it's beautiful. i've been listening to this on loop for 5 hours now.

[@yourlocalturnip]

So it isn’t just me 👀

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4rGfaiuj9CAeLMsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C

[@that_one_helljumper]

I always come back to this masterpiece

[@fernandolouro6111]

The perfect video doesn't exis...... Ok forget

[@better_jordan_34]

Please make a 10 hour version because I’d quite happily watch the whole thing 😂

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4rGfaiuj9CAeLMsi=1ShbkbbXeXb76b9C

[@barnaclefelching4079]

This song was the first dance at our wedding, we can't thank you enough for everything you've done for us

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

Lmao that's hilarious

[@HydrogenElfin2]

👁️👄👁️

[@streetyboi6982]

I have listened to many hit artists. Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Alan Walker... THIS SURPASSES ALL OF THEM COMBINED

[@IrradiatedFeline]

I regularly look for this. And it never fails to make me smile.

[@YTcheese]

The greatest song to ever exist

[@sgtmjrjohnson4744]

Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy cheese sandwiches! We had Kraft slices. Two Kraft slices and a slice of bread for the entire platoon! And we had to share the slice of bread! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

[@ghoststrike3984]

SIR YES SIR

[@artyomivanhov9719]

🤣

[@ondrejkrivan1323]

What about that pinboard ?

[@richieforce1119]

Imagine James May actually seeing this, lol

[@halcyon4485]

He mightve actually seen it. He said he knows about the meme so he probarbly knows

[@0-5-74]

Yeah he's seen it.

[@rubenevans9182]

@@0-5-74 really?!

[@ghoststrike3984]

I wouldnt be surprised if he has by now, and I hope so!

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

I listen to this every day now

[@ssilky.]

currently i am attempting to memorize this entire song so i may perform it at a talent show

[@yourlocalturnip]

How did it go :0

[@ssilky.]

@@yourlocalturnip i actually forgot i said i was going to do this and there was no talent show

[@yourlocalturnip]

@@ssilky. ope o well lol

[@mcnuggets892]

@@ssilky.commentbait? (I’m joking don’t kill me pls)

[@justnoah2073]

"That's this one here." Oh yeah that's perfect. He can really make music.

[@ghoststrike3984]

I may have messed with the speed of that delivery to make it fit, but it was worth it!

[@justnoah2073]

@@ghoststrike3984 It sounds so good there.

[@joshslater2426]

Happy Brithday Mr. May! Long may you prosper.

[@WingedEternitys]

Every person: Hey. What kind of mus- It’s complicated. Nobody steal his chEEse

[@conorkeogh623]

POV: you have watched this more than once

[@marceibel1131]

Cheese for Denise..😂

[@eilidhgray5616]

Listened to this on loop for about an hour now 😑 I regret nothing

[@JerryTom0077]

I now have this as my ringtone it's that good

[@ghoststrike3984]

Thats incredible! This actually made my day to hear haha

[@blockmanyu-gi-oh]

How do you make it your ringtone???? I need it to be my ringtone

[@Greasehole78]

This is the most incredible video I have ever seen

[@Pontelappen123]

My theory is that only 5000 people have actually seen this, but they all liked and watched it 10 times.

[@ghoststrike3984]

Probably true haha

[@101BULLET]

Me finding out people haven't seen this yet 0:18

[@DeInsurgenscy]

Funny

[@CadanHartleyElliott]

"Bread b*ll**ks"

[@bearimpaler101]

"rotary graters this is one of those" legit how i talk.

[@irideanewforestpony4730]

This made me laugh so hard it cured my depression

[@justsomecheddarcheese8545]

0:57 It's so smooth tho

[@Ollie_Unlikely]

One of the greatest memes to ever grace my eyes.

[@fulcrum7719]

I have listened to this about 100 times

[@RaceBandit]

I wasn't expecting to learn about this from a Vampire Survivors short.

[@Johndoe10387]

When he said "cheese", I felt that

[@ghoststrike3984]

I think we all did

[@futuregodkingoftheuniverse8381]

The most well spent one minute and 38 seconds of my life

[@ghoststrike3984]

HAHAHA Thanks my friend, I appreciate it

[@offbeatsquirrel]

This song lives rent free in my head. An absolute banger!!

[@winningstreak27]

This song really makes you feel like cheese

[@silly5220]

Most songs make me feel like cheese

[@Josh-hm8yk]

Is this James May's new theme tune?