epic gmod advice shop

[@Jameskii]

45000 likes for wholesome siege 2

[@lcb9739]

Jameskii yes plz

[@THELIVINGSEB]

Jameskii Yeeeee boiiiii

[@Carfiend21]

Yes

[@wargameklok]

woo

[@Goseasz]

No u

[@goodnightnathan]

“I think you need some advice from this guy” The admin’s pretty amazing lmaooo

[@carterth2]

Hes the owner of the server

[@DingoNuttDoug_J]

He's also a good friend of a guy called "Plexiate" who also do things on their server, and he lets them do a lot of funny shit

[@the-royal-chef]

669 I can’t like this comment......

[@echo5989]

sorry did you sayed 'The admin's pretty amazing lmaooo' right? I wuld say lazy af

[@megaagentj2248]

Jevil da GREATEST you are mad they made a bester advice shop than you

[@WheezyShotta]

When the admin turns to the guy in the sit and says. " *Maybe You Should Get Some Advice* " I lost it.

[@koyadaone]

wait LMAO when

[@littypug]

wolfirik 3:56

[@godman6903]

Me too lol 🤣🤣

[@mamamurphy6662]

thanks king crimson very cool

[@banditthecat596]

That was actually the owner. Probably the best server on Gmod, staff are really chill.

[@misterhero1013]

Admin: You could get some advice *DESTRUCTION* *100*

[@flashbanghere2279]

ROFL u r gud @ dis SOI

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

Lil loli where's your profile pic from?

[@Mitsuba3281]

Himouto! Umaru-chan

[@drunk8434]

"you could get some advice from this guy"

[@theturtleunderyourbed8914]

Heh Elder Scrolls meme

[@AcitoriaVakarianIdunno]

"This is a mug" >guy pulls out pistol, unloads entire clip. *>misses* Admin: [laughter]

[@AcitoriaVakarianIdunno]

You're one of the lucky few who seem to actually care outside of situations that need you to be accurate. Congrats!

[@bruhmoment7931]

weebles p a i n?

[@ft_shipper]

When your archer has 99% chance to hit and wiffs a double hit

[@dan2562]

so gmod is were people who can't do anything go?

[@angelicaglez889]

Dan yes

[@gavart4509]

3:48 “i think you should get some advice from this guy” Spoken like a true legend

[@Lujahrio]

SPEECH 100

[@misterbasic]

Some heroes don't wear capes...

[@toxicsalty8]

nah that was the owner he's hella corrupt

[@heathjake25]

Troy Cory he’s not corrupt if he runs the best server

[@SimpleWolfStudios]

admins that honestly don't give a shit over DarkRP are the best ones.

[@Cessna-er4je]

"Your not cheap, at all. You're like really expensive." What a complement to the most successful businessman in Gmod.

[@JustapErson]

How'd you misspell "you're" but then spell it correctly in the next sentence.

[@lonejohnwolf]

@@JustapErson IKR

[@sadchild9478]

These replies are so great

[@lonejohnwolf]

@@sadchild9478 I don't know about you, but misspelled jokes ruin the jokes for me.😂

[@bruhbrat9038]

​@@JustapErsonsplit personality disorder

[@return3116]

Admin was dope lmfao.

[@aaaueghbababooey7919]

A nice admin? That’s rare

[@javganbonk]

yeah, cosmicnetworks admins are pretty fair. yesterday i had around 4 tickets that nobody answered, though

[@jeeefiest]

That was the owner

[@heathershortt4115]

that was a amazing admin

[@blushednutria9982]

He's actually really nice, having played that server for more than almost everyone playing rn. He's really fun

[@jinglesjangles6259]

That is EXACTLY the kind of admin that should be administrating.

[@MythosMagnet]

Not really. That "admin" is actually the owner. He litteraly banned a family of hobos for rping

[@rod5943]

@@MythosMagnet Perfect.

[@MythosMagnet]

@@rod5943 yea normal gmod admins ig

[@2miligrams]

most just ban without reason or warnings

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

@@MythosMagnet At least he doesn't ban for you know... having fun

[@TheEret]

This is illegal.... I'm calling an admin!

[@raidentheripper2462]

Eret,nope,not today boi

[@FirstMetalHamster]

11 years old and already on the spectrum... gmod is a circus.

[@SirMelon-iv9gk]

It’s a joke dumbass

[@Braithekaikiller]

"Stop, you violated the law, you need an advice"

[@majorportable2814]

Im calling JamesAdvice

[@Spring2137]

James: Hey you wanna buy some Air? Some Dude: *w h a t t h e f u c k i s a i r*

[@icetide9411]

when the admin sides with Jameskii, you know everything is perfect

[@NathanTheMan]

This is just like a movie. A good ending with a sad scene and even a character death. Tons of conflicts but still managing to succeed.

[@charlesperry2287]

The wolf of jameskii street

[@papajoshua9230]

The Jameskii Of Wall Street

[@brob657]

The fortnite of #1 victory royale

[@orange892]

The Jameskii of Wallstreet Since Jameskii used to have a wolf avatar

[@summanus4437]

The Doge of Skii Street.

[@miko7125]

The jameskii of the alleyway

[@minifridge337]

There’s only one business in the Galaxy that will get you this rich.... *AIR AND ADVICE*

[@TheDeadComedian.]

Both Seem Empty. Can't wait for them to be selling in bottles.

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

'course not. They get a lot of competition. So much so that Jameskii accidentally shot NootNoot.

[@farter4203]

yeah not saving some weird horse things

[@OwDaOm]

That's 2 businesses

[@celebitto7869]

The real the Lopez over here

[@javi447]

It's called *capitalism*

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

Capitalism

[@vcc4094]

Stalin wants to know your location

[@thaddeusjames3524]

Eva Lopes hey, don't tease me!

[@ohmy9672]

SilvyTheUnfunnyMeme wow bro your so smart just kidding shut the fuck up

[@bababoey4163]

I hate *you*

[@downdraft8912]

when he said "I'm a successful business man, and I've made over 1 million dollars in a hour. How you ask?" a free v-bucks ad pops up and says "get 1000 v-bucks for free, all you need is a couple of cards"

[@andrewchapman2039]

That thirty grand in the bucket trick? Golden. "Rule number one, never trust anybody."

[@nauchi2840]

actually rule 1 is Do not talk about /b/

[@kingezekiel125]

no rule 1 is: break all the rules, except for rule 1

[@goobaguy9]

me, watching this one year ago: "wow, that must be a lot of money for gmod" me, now playing gmod darkrp: "damn thats straight chump change right there"

[@Step1adder]

why is my bank account in the negatives

[@jeanmarc9843]

@Insomnia Blaze there's a serv where someone straight came to me, said "fuck you", stop, drop me 700.000.000 and then just continue on his way

[@cheesecheese852]

@@jeanmarc9843 lose 700,000,000 speedrun

[@Dawlatul-Cringe]

Good thing he didn't discover selling money.

[@Feku13]

Korpy Boo for double the price haha

[@JossaYT]

*FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z*

[@asbestos_5036]

.

[@Gameatronic9000]

bless you, he now has new buisness strategy for part 2

[@nicokeksi6832]

NOW HE DOES EHAT HAEV U SONE

[@DrnAchos-wj1ne]

3:53 coolest admin

[@GhostStealth590]

this is the shit I miss about gmod. This kinda RP is like 2013 gmod

[@dimitar4y]

yes

[@josh.salles]

_"No money no advice, not going to repeat it twice."_ *repeats

[@Zordus_Deathsong]

he repeats it once...

[@travelsizedarchie]

Yes but... oh goddamnit you know what he meant.

[@tinyfunnylilcritter1525]

"This is a free market!" *actively discourages competition and tries to get jameskii banned for participating in the free market* ???????

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Crippling Depression that was a guy in the street, he heard the salty communist trying to get James in the shit

[@ZaibasMartynas]

I like how he has admins guarding him everywhere he goes

[@elijahmastin5269]

Last time I played Dark Rp, I hired some prostitutes, made a club, and had almost the entire server dancing on a makeshift dance floor while Djs lit up the place. Then we got shot up

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Elijah Mastin mate I need to do this

[@cynful646]

sounds fukin lit

[@kingtreedede7303]

Fricken Frick reminds me of the days when me and my friend would shoot up strip clubs in gta because we thought strip clubs were gross

[@franklinsaltchuck2455]

That is why they call it DARK rp

[@usedtobe2780]

Hotline Miami: The Beggining

[@pootard3538]

Capitalism is really stepping up to its next level huh

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

poptart it's a free market!

[@dragonplushy]

Someone: so what's the company's name? Jameskii: *EA*

[@Shy_Artist26]

James: Wanna buy some air? Guy: Wtf is air James:Lol Guy: *dies*

[@MysteryMeatwad]

severe lack of knowledge has come to this point

[@Shy_Artist26]

How did I get 104 likes??

[@TheEret]

I'm going to start a rival company selling Air²

[@michaelr20010713]

Air 2 or air squared?

[@wa_________ge3254]

Puppetman64 BOTH

[@dgrunklesamiii4615]

Julie: Can we copystrike Eret?

[@teabaggins1er]

O2 2!

[@jjjoshiii6659]

i will sell air3

[@MelRosewood]

"I don't think it's that fucking.. complicated." *Admin turns towards the Red Alyx* _Cracks his knuckles and stares into Alyx's eyes_ *"So Why have an advice shop when you can't answer stuff?"* _Alyx Fucking dies_ That's how that small interaction went down in my head.

[@sltrskid]

I loved the dog stripper edit: i don't remember saying this tf

[@cryptcast5910]

Say that again out loud But this time "slowly"

[@orbus9357]

@@cryptcast5910 I just fucking lost it xD

[@esme4587]

PETA wants to know your location

[@captainfuzz4871]

Beestiality

[@theblackbaron4119]

@@esme4587 Peta can have a lapdance if he pays up.

[@drewwagner5227]

Jameskii: I think I should sell advice. *someone walks in* Also jameskii: I would like some advice on selling air for 49999$. Jameskii: you sure have come to the right place.

[@starshiips]

Rip noot noot *2016-2018* *one like* *One strip*

[@Miffle]

Wait I'm in the vid? I thought he recorded a different one! Lmao when he said to that guy "you can pet him" Jameskii left and the guy said "it has to be this way" he took out a shotgun and killed me

[@extinctive3737]

It's the god himself

[@xwinghax]

Noot noot :3

[@cabalcenturion7170]

*noot noot has joined the server* Me:HE HAS ARRIVED!

[@divonismacenas894]

The Danish wolf of wall Street

[@megumuisatrap3195]

This comment is underrated af

[@rileycargo4295]

no he is memeian

[@alexmoyle2064]

no he is sugondese

[@spunchbib4599]

dansk huh?

[@2miligrams]

"oh fuck im having a heart attack i couldnt take my healthcare" *dies instantly*

[@condorrish123]

I don't know if I can trust in a shop that has anime girls

[@ikagura]

Elzeta no

[@endaltacc]

U can trust them if they're thicc

[@condorrish123]

Kyle Carr it was awesome, you can't denied it

[@AssassinBlaster]

Elzeta are you Justin Y’s brother?

[@WingZeroHeeroYuy]

:(

[@jabouu]

When you sold air you should have gave them lays chips

[@electricshibe951]

Jraztic _ there's a hair on my screen

[@jabouu]

Electric Ripper you should wipe that off

[@ShermanTheMajor]

Jraztic _ I tried 2 minutes to get that hair of my screen

[@xajii1]

I have seen you before but i don't remember

[@clocky7348]

I'm using the black theme, hah

[@DyaMetR]

That moment in life when you get upset because someone decides to be your competitors on a silly business in a videogame. Sense of humour? Can you buy that?

[@ZombeyDragon]

They were getting 20 and 40 dollars. How did they expect a good business? Jameskii atleast though of a reasonable price on DarkRP standards, and that is why he won.

[@kingtreedede7303]

AlbertoBC7 I'm selling my sense of humor for 1million dollars (I have a very elite sense of humor)

[@PaintzSN]

“You can’t build in the streets” He’a not in the streets. He in a alleyway.

[@MelodicaDude]

The Art of the Deal 2, by Jameskii

[@GayBrain]

Aww it's you

[@ayame69]

The Airt of the Deal 2

[@niksrunis165]

luke jones bester*

[@coopern8041]

"What the fuck is air?" Words of an absolute legend

[@goat6990]

"Hey, wanna buy some of this air?" *Merchantalism: 100*

[@udonome939]

Anthony Lindsay Speech : 100 Illusion: 100

[@numberd1654]

"you can't be a weeaboo too" This person is getting annoyed over a rank in a game older than most people who play the game.

[@Wintree_RBX]

Ttr ererrrtreeer was rrrorreerrrr remember rtrwytttrrporirtrttttr

[@Wintree_RBX]

T

[@temdoesntknow6122]

@@Wintree_RBXdude a stroke in the comments

[@carolwtf472]

@@Wintree_RBX get better soon 🧎🏻‍♀️

[@localshowershitter1264]

@@Wintree_RBX get better soon 🧎‍♀️

[@jeianagtas3699]

Damn dog prostitution is rising in the charts

[@KJ-Ray]

*“W h a t t h e f u c k I s a i r?”* 14:31

[@piotrkruczynski3311]

"What the fuck is air?" Top 10 questions science can't answer

[@hikojinsi3134]

"This is a free market, we can put hits on them. But they can't cover RDMing up as a raid!" "Why not?" "Because they're killing our entire clan! And look, they took our shop after the server crashed." "It's a free market." Gottem

[@e-man4639]

@@piotrkruczynski3311 basically its an air...air is an air that is air and it is useful for human because human needs air to breathe and air comes out with many types of air example, oxygen. Says the genius

[@genericprofile2381]

A lie

[@Censurami]

“No money no advice I won’t ask twice” Jame-sama 2019

[@dekelyosifon]

"Maybe you should get some advice." *This Admin gets it.*

[@GhostStealth590]

"IT'S A FREE MARKET!"

[@joshuak5798]

Hahah the admin joining in

[@brensden8323]

The least autistic admins he's dealt with so far

[@klytos]

*No money no advice*

[@blend0ne.]

*But* *ice cream* *is* *nice*

[@demon_with_coffee7319]

Would you like it for low price?

[@zehotdogsamurai6995]

The moment you realize that James just gave advice toeveryone that has watched this video in the last two years and that he will be expecting his payment soon in order to become a millionaire irl.

[@Plexiate]

I feel some influence I may have had here :)

[@gxgycf8348]

Tfw not acknowledged :(

[@thearchive792]

♫when you try your best and don't succeed♫

[@AlchemyStillExists]

*small kos sign* sry plexiate you passed the kos sign

[@ThatIcy777]

Plexiate for collaboration

[@Texture-Turtle]

Yay plexiate

[@nullstar1806]

Better than O’hare Air

[@God-eu6sz]

i remember watching the lorax in class and me made it 2/3 of the way through and someone snitched on the teacher for playing movies. society as a whole

[@marshlandbiomes]

Fandom is still living all these years and we can't even keep one single meme alive in one day without any fucking problems lmao

[@bustinmayo6595]

Yeah cuz O'hare air has oxigen

[@comradecommie7144]

"How many advices do you need?" "...Uhm..." "...." "...." "Want a free advice?" "Yeah" "Learn to think faster" *OBLITERATES HEAD WITH GUN*

[@dislikereporter2271]

BecauseICan FATALITY

[@helensdead]

When

[@helensdead]

I

[@helensdead]

Succ

[@jonandsn]

*"NEXT!"*

[@lukeofender2071]

This is how the megacorps like Weyland-Yutani came about. Selling advice and air

[@Gunslinger-0907]

"They took the whole *AUTISTIC SCREECHING*."

[@Chppas]

Jameskii becomes a successful business man 1933 *COLORIZED*

[@GewelReal]

Brxndz Visuals Oops, it's 1936 again. Bad luck

[@Chppas]

Gewel ✔ ☢️

[@xx_awesome_xx383]

*No money, no advice* *I am not gonna repeat twice* That was actually a pretty good rhym.

[@braydenhill4033]

“I need noot noot, im done” was hilarious

[@thatlazguy]

That *_I payed for my rank_* admin was the best admin I've ever seen on all of Gmod.

[@ariffiqbal168]

Jameskii release *ADVICE 2*

[@arusmarko4948]

ariff iqbal Coming soon in cinemas in 2100

[@kye367]

*I came for the doge stripper*

[@Miffle]

Chrisleaton I'm here

[@moonmane9092]

Chrisleaton who didn't?

[@danior1732]

I came from the Doge stripper

[@Aidan-Shea]

DOUBLE MEEEEEEAAAAANINGZZZZZZZZ

[@howhow2275]

Chrisleaton we all did

[@ginquie5572]

"Sorry your microphone is too shit" that had me rolling on the floor lol

[@FoxScot]

Rest in Piece NootNoot

[@ploxycone9397]

this is so sad, can we sell air for 50k?

[@_slashes]

I'll take 100x air

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

When jameskii has the support of the adims he becomes unstopable

[@miahdlos7038]

To have an adult voice you must.... *take male hormones*

[@aethalred6446]

nL- Rice oh yeah yeah

[@miahdlos7038]

ItsTuni oh yeah yeah

[@Drew_64]

the kid plays as an anime skin - weeb soy boy confirmed

[@miahdlos7038]

Nightmare00988 haha.

[@egzilla]

Nightmare00988 you are cursed

[@oxygen-xw6yx]

I love how the admin plays along with him

[@CrysenticsTheSeal]

#RipNootNoot

[@thetrashlord7867]

matthew_9 F

[@thurston7425]

F

[@m1am8y8]

F

[@chunkycheeks9101]

F

[@amberw510]

F

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

I love it when the mods side with Jameski.

[@usedtobe2780]

Bad Advice Shopkeeper: "Wait wha-" *_Jameskii outro plays_*

[@user-dr7zf2ge2h]

*makes advice shop* *Destroys business* SO I DECIDED TO OPEN UP MY ADVICE EMPIRE

[@heathduncan1292]

2:10 Thanos' work

[@apexgear2340]

*_S H U S H_*

[@charlesdemers1197]

Forfeit Bus ?

[@StockiestLeech2]

ok this is epic

[@fredy000]

games

[@siyo1116]

StockiestLeech subscribe then

[@mortuarycreep3285]

*W T F I S A I R ?*

[@pepperonitestimony7235]

mera savy What *IS* air?

[@mrgoldfish7452]

Air is a number of different gasses that compose the atmosphere.

[@mrgoldfish7452]

X Woosh

[@miniiw1726]

They: crushing Jameskii: ItS fReE ReAl EStAtE

[@Ciel1820]

2 second into the video and i already love gmod again...

[@ily151]

I can't believe NootNoot is dead.

[@brycemoody1427]

2:34 Oh the anger that is coursing through the veins of that man

[@alternax9751]

Thank god, someone made a playlist of gmod videos

[@VHS_Soho]

How to get a adult voice answer= *PUBERTY*

[@seanwhittaker110]

ILLUMANTI Clearly you haven't hit puberty because you aren't old enough to know how it's spelt. *PUBERTY*

[@gorey348]

I'm not even sure if this is ironic.

[@pickolascage7665]

r/woooosh?

[@philadelphiafusionplzputme6126]

ILLUMANTI this is illegal in fortnite

[@seanwhittaker110]

ThatCovenantGuy 13 Nope, because he edited it to make it right.

[@oda6201]

The art of the deal

[@modestea9667]

the comment above you is literally *Thank you Jameskii, very cool!*

[@FoxMan_FF]

You know, this reminds me heavily of SwaggerSouls' therapy stunt in Rust. I guess people are just in desperate need of advice these days. It's a good thing there are upstanding citizens like Jameskii here to show people the light!

[@shidozukuo9055]

Regular from this server: That ex-admin is awesome

[@unknownuser820]

死Shidozukuo Name?

[@Step1adder]

@@unknownuser820 darude sandstorm

[@yaboiekul2435]

What server is it?

[@zarchivedscronch926]

@@yaboiekul2435 Very late but, Cosmic Networks It changed but it’s still cool

[@minitabzavier3081]

Y'all better hit the damn like button for nootnoot!! Nootnoot was a good dog, and a good stripper.

[@AssassinBlaster]

*W H A T D O Y O U N E E D A D V I C E F O R?*

[@breakneck361]

H O W T O G E T A N A D U L T V O I C E

[@trickyplays_deluxe]

WILLIAM PAUTZ Sorry, that’s advice I can’t give

[@TheOscar45678]

fire all my arrows if a creeper tryna steal my diamonds

[@2119D]

oskar the boscar you damm right

[@lilith264]

idk what it is but hearing james say guard just like idek how to explain it i love it

[@tatsukiron9250]

RIP *NootNoot*

[@nathangough8651]

Tatsuki Ron hes in plexiates discord

[@gluestick6037]

Rip me

[@fishy1842]

I've watched this 18 times and is still teaching me how to be a business man

[@jayybayyy]

I ' D L I K E 2 A D V I S E P L E A S E

[@doveodes]

*A D V I S E G I V N*

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

advice*

[@kontakt642]

@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt /r/woooosh

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

woosh*

[@race10ftw]

That well be 20 oofs

[@skullsquid47]

The admin playing along was hilarious

[@Trecort]

This is the peak of human evolution right here

[@MW3MIKE007]

the endings of the videos are the best

[@NoomGaming]

I bought my rank

[@lostecho4394]

Father

[@valkkyrr]

daddy

[@ziggityzoo9681]

Papa

[@kyanu-0001]

Mother

[@vyciouz4531]

uncle

[@covertcombine49]

Best advice I've seen in a while!

[@neotoxic9207]

Wtf is air? That one killed me xD

[@peeeeeerx]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He 🅱️mod

[@breakneck361]

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@guciofilmindustries7255]

Groch Bmod?

[@MoronBoshi]

Obunga and jameskii combine. What will you call the obomination/creation strait from god?

[@electricshibe951]

Xerox get out you don't understand the joke

[@peeeeeerx]

Xerox I’ve Heard this joke like 100 times

[@pivotman319]

Banned from Garry's Mod 4.5: The Advice Shop Battle of Downtown

[@JettioSempt]

6:00 i love how james just rates it 5satr for getting free stuff