This episode is one of my favorite Nerd episodes. It feels so casual. The way he talks to the viewer is like you might a friend who came over and asked about that weird cartridge on your shelf.
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
absolutely right, this is usually the benchmark that i used to introduce people to when i wanted to show them the nerd.
@playingbandits3033 Жыл бұрын
yesssss
@andykishore Жыл бұрын
I agree.
@Zer0.-_ Жыл бұрын
This episode right here is a great example of when the character was in his prime. Now it is over exaggerated with too much yelling, too much meta commentary, etc. It just isn't the same.
@hiddenbutdeadly Жыл бұрын
@@Zer0.-_ You probably could say the same for a lot of creators.
@brandonhandymusic10 жыл бұрын
According to Wikipedia, this game wasn't finished but the "developers" needed money so they put it out anyway.
@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge9 жыл бұрын
Ride to Hell all over again...
@Duncaster9 жыл бұрын
***** oh hey its you! what a pleasant surprise!
@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge9 жыл бұрын
Sharkcaster wood I'm everywhere.
@yosh91929 жыл бұрын
***** I'm a cleverly guy because I subbed to you
@OMA2k9 жыл бұрын
+Jared At least now they tell you upfront it's an alpha/beta before buying and you also get the final version when it's done. In the 80s when they released an unfinished game they didn't tell and nobody would ever get a finished version so it was practically a fraud. I know it's a joke, but still... Big difference.
@grizzlywhisker8 жыл бұрын
james, i always really liked the camera angle you used for awhile during this period of AVGN where you're looking back at the camera from the couch with the TV in the background, i always thought it was creative and looked very cool. just thought i would mention it, thanks for all the great content james.
@shaggy15138 жыл бұрын
I thought only i noticed the creativity in his angles! Cool someone else does too.
@squeegeemcgee6 жыл бұрын
now that you mention it, the few times he used this angle have been quite memorable. makes me feel as though I’m looking over his shoulder as he plays the game. if I recall correctly, he used a similar angle in his Game Glitch episode to the same effect.
@Karmy.5 жыл бұрын
9:40 is an iconic face
@Seba_CL5 жыл бұрын
Los fabulosos 1oo serie de tele vi
@Tuitaye5 жыл бұрын
Rated M for mature
@MCDreng2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the details, like how he keeps all the random stuff stacked on top of the cartridge through the whole episode.
@mattyreyrey8 жыл бұрын
I always find myself coming back to these videos. So entertaining with infinite replay value.
@somerandomjackass48028 жыл бұрын
ikr
@ockiemarais70897 жыл бұрын
Word. Re watchable as fuck.
@AngryShooter7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your coming.
@HoursFreeAOLsp7 жыл бұрын
mattyreyrey damn straight
@zachhaywood15647 жыл бұрын
So true. Same with The Nostalgia Critic (To me, anyway.)
@1AMRamen9 жыл бұрын
"The music never changes. Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass." AVGN: The king of repulsive yet colorful metaphors.
@ToaAntan6 жыл бұрын
My two favorite AVGN music descriptions: Deadly Towers "The bubbly sound of ripping ass isn't even an adequate way to describe the music in this game." and this. "Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."
@terrytheblackmage47995 жыл бұрын
"Shitload of fuck" anyone?
@TheLarryburns845 жыл бұрын
That one is pretty tame compared to some of his others.
@katiegleason50188 жыл бұрын
As a kid my parents refused to buy me any unlicensed NES games because they thought we could somehow get arrested. There were so many unlicensed games that I never got to play or even see because my parents thought Nintendo would knock on the door and confiscate our game console and throw us all in video game jail.
@katiegleason50188 жыл бұрын
Hey it's no joke. People went to jail and owe the multi-national music corporations millions of dollars for downloading copies of music they already owned on Cassette tape. Ordinary people that owe 20 mil. No joke at all.
@sirjayden8 жыл бұрын
+Katie Gleason Yeah but that's different.
@katiegleason50188 жыл бұрын
Jayden Klein You are right. But it is in the ball park. Anyway now I find out all the unlicensed games sucked.
@gekkokkid8 жыл бұрын
+Katie Gleason well you should be totally grateful that your parents never did, after all .....they saved you for becoming a criminal because if shitty ass illegal games.....
@MaxwellTornado8 жыл бұрын
+Katie Gleason Nintendo secret police is a bitch.
@wolfodonnell16946 жыл бұрын
Kick palm trees to make cherries fall down, kind of reminds me of "your a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down".
@JennieM200110 жыл бұрын
3:30 Apparently, the company who made this game scrapped it soon after development started, but when the company was on its way to being shut down, they released it to get quick money and try to save themselves. This explains not being able to kick, as enemies were not programmed to take damage yet.
@GiordanDiodato10 жыл бұрын
so basically, it's unfinished.
@JennieM200110 жыл бұрын
Giordan Diodato yeah
@heavymetalpapi7 жыл бұрын
well damn
@JeanPowerson4 жыл бұрын
@LuxDude2003 Vacuums late reply, but the developer's name is sachen
@camero41343 жыл бұрын
All it takes is a ROM hack to reverse the situation.
@PriceAintRight6 жыл бұрын
"The frothy sound of crackling ass". Been laughing at that line for almost a decade.
@HyperVanilo3 жыл бұрын
Are you still laughing?
@HCN-002OldChannel3 жыл бұрын
@@HyperVanilo likely.
@m0-m05972 жыл бұрын
Still laughing
@PriceAintRight2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. 13 years in. Sorry for the delay.
@Tailstraw_xD8 ай бұрын
Got a timestamp?
@larslovelot17849 жыл бұрын
After watching these avgn videos, I would really love to see someone make a documentary where they actually talk to some of these game developers so we could get some insight as to why these games came out the way they did. I'm just so damn curious, I would love to hear their side of things.
@dakidvision9 жыл бұрын
totally agree... I was thinking about this the other day
@umbaupause9 жыл бұрын
"Yeah well... I guess it's simply hard to program on acid." Some answer like that would be priceless!
@cradleofdeath1239 жыл бұрын
Great idea... But most of them are probably dead by now..
@ziqi929 жыл бұрын
Ajay Maddali no, its more likely they're all in their 50s or 60s. it's only been 30 years since the NES was released in north america
@cacomeat73859 жыл бұрын
The reasons simple: every one wanted a slice of the action but nobody knew what the fuck they were doing... Games nowadays seen to have more effort put into them
@milescorporosus40583 жыл бұрын
I kind of love the idea of Little Red Hood consuming an actual human heart to replenish her health.
@thischannelisdecommissioned2 жыл бұрын
The hood wasn't red when she bought it
@kwc04352 жыл бұрын
😳
@Davidpoland20052 жыл бұрын
it sounds like a thing that would happen in a dark fairytale movie, like snow white and the huntsman
@trevorbluesquirrel8992 жыл бұрын
According to the manual, the “heart” in the store is actually a “magic peach”.
@-JohnDoe- Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Zelda CD-i levels of weird.
@DHOPW428 жыл бұрын
"Look at all these fucking games." - One of the most underrated AVGN quotes.
@humanperson63722 жыл бұрын
how is that an underrated quote? what part of that line is funny?
@mystery45612 жыл бұрын
How?
@robovinefilms1811 Жыл бұрын
Everytime I open my Steam Library
@beggi73606 ай бұрын
@@robovinefilms1811Same here😭😂
@gambleanimations91748 жыл бұрын
@10:17 funny thing is... researchers recently say that this colour AVGN mentioned is the worst colour of all time.
@cjcbox12998 жыл бұрын
Opaque couche, they call it. On the bright side, it's a good color for cigarette packages and wrappers, since it repulses the soul so deeply.
@fakename4678 жыл бұрын
Great. That's my favorite color
@libbyski8 жыл бұрын
CJC Box This color is the same color that MechWarrior Online uses on its trial mechs, its a fucking hideous color...
@mr.hankalot25188 жыл бұрын
Azยן The Gr
@dustinthehuman86267 жыл бұрын
Mr. Hanka
@highspot_4378 жыл бұрын
"...frothy sound of crackling ass." Still one of my favorite AVGN lines ever.
@ryofernandez71558 жыл бұрын
Dlo
@SiGhast8 жыл бұрын
I recall someone pointing out that line specifically when the episode came out and it's always, possibly as a result of that, stuck with me a bit extra. Had to scroll down just now upon hearing it just to see if people still appreciated it, and sure enough. Great line, indeed.
@GlitchyDion7 жыл бұрын
SiGhast lol
@jetstreamvik95707 жыл бұрын
That line literally had me in tears and unable to breathe it was that funny xD
@isetmfriendsofire6 жыл бұрын
It's actually not an original line. It's a spin on a line a fan came up with in the AVGN episode where the fans got to write it.
@mteverett6895 жыл бұрын
13:42: The nerd predicted super mario maker 2.
@ronanunlink14825 жыл бұрын
How?
@ronanunlink14825 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahhester6408 well yes, but actually no
@vaisnavaspicher34705 жыл бұрын
This is now a reality!
@Wiiguy16065 жыл бұрын
At least you only have to pick one requirement to make the goal appear. Either one clear condition or none, not multiple clear conditions to make the goal appear
@dehdesh5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it by months
@BFDudes9 жыл бұрын
I don't see any comment pointing it out, so I guess I'll do it: The reason why the potion that maks you invincible for a few seconds exists is most likely meant to be used to get past the bear. And holy shit does this game look awful.
@BFDudes9 жыл бұрын
Greg Koc Because my kind, the scoots, are an endangered kind. I haven't seen one of my kind for many months now. Brutha'.
@fricktastic82949 жыл бұрын
Uwe must spread awareness for ur kind we must save the scoots also when is ur mating season we need to reproduce ur species
@fricktastic82949 жыл бұрын
Well if u insist but may i ask can i name one of our sons swagmaster or leader of midgets u know im trying to keep it hip
@pikkon8999 жыл бұрын
Jeppz Postman My aunt had this game back in the day and I think you're right. I remember seeing her use the potion only against the bear. To me this game looks unfinished. Even as a kid, I thought the same :/
@zayaannashrid13749 жыл бұрын
+Jeppz Postman Basically a POOR rip off of Zelda.................
@ReactigatorDile5 жыл бұрын
With Super Mario Maker 2's new features somebody needs to recreate the scenario at 13:42
@harrisonbetker22715 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see someone make THAT level.
@youwayo5 жыл бұрын
The name of the level should be called “Little Red Hood”
@razielmauro95595 жыл бұрын
Will do
@razielmauro95595 жыл бұрын
Only one clear condition per level... but its doable
@48765314 жыл бұрын
380-M9X-N1H
@Zixology9 жыл бұрын
This game is hidden in the code for Destiny's loot system.
@WH2503989 жыл бұрын
Because it's random as fuck... Genius!
@marchofmisfits48369 жыл бұрын
Nice one! :)
@joeyrozic11009 жыл бұрын
+Zixology Thank you for your comment! Ugh that game pisses me off sometimes.
@Slipthorn9 жыл бұрын
+Joey Rozic same here but I love destiny ( waits for Destiny haters)
@KennyCollinsworth9 жыл бұрын
+Hippoking05 I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain!
@zfrometa83166 жыл бұрын
Is this that RWBY everyone's talking about
@bendbuat77104 жыл бұрын
Peni Parker no
@ronniegallery50134 жыл бұрын
Absolutely underrated comment
@Kaitri4 жыл бұрын
whats rwby?
@cesariglesiasrodriguez67664 жыл бұрын
I don't remember Ruby Rose being this nerfed that she can't even beat random guys and animals...
@benbindseil70264 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mostmelon9 жыл бұрын
I think I just realized the heart may actually be an apple.
@zombies4evadude245 жыл бұрын
mostmelon or a peach because of the bottom part
@Hardiot9 жыл бұрын
"frothy sound of crackling *ass*" You are a poet, good sir.
@tedricd52059 жыл бұрын
I believe he was quoting Shakespeare.
@grimTales19 жыл бұрын
***** Really? I never knew that :D
@Hardiot9 жыл бұрын
You learn things about Shakespeare when some nerd makes an ass joke. x]
@bonafide97819 жыл бұрын
HardyHoot 2:34 "Big Bird's Ball-Sack" Now that's poetry.
@Angenga9 жыл бұрын
HardyHoot i think james basically invented profanity as an art form
@TheRegart10 жыл бұрын
So basically, the story of Little Red Hood goes like this: Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Hood, who whistled from her hooey when she jumped, and made cherries fall from palm trees when she kicked. One day she had to go to her grandma's house, but there were a lot trolls and animals that did not want her too. So she threw slingshots and released her killer dog on her enemies. Meanwhile, in order to get to her house, she had to find cherries to find random keys hidden in random staircases in the forest. When she finally reached her grandma's house in ecstasy and excitement her grandma replied : Oh my Little Red Hood, Thank you for your coming.
@crazysilly29142 жыл бұрын
conglaturations
@ryanwebb3092 жыл бұрын
The end
@LegitMan335 Жыл бұрын
Great story
@kitsunefire1 Жыл бұрын
Her hooey 😂😂😂
@tylern6420 Жыл бұрын
@@crazysilly2914you have completed a great game
@alphamone7 жыл бұрын
decided to watch this episode again after seeing a copy, unboxed, for sale at a second hand shop today. Apparently this thing is actually worth money. The store was selling the cartrige for 99 AUD.
@Vespyr_2 жыл бұрын
Any new NES game sealed in its box is going to definitely have value.
@kenm2709 Жыл бұрын
@@Vespyr_ he said it was unboxed
@GodlessCog10 жыл бұрын
Why the hell are those mini Hitlers so pissed at Little Red Hood?
@MrOrangehorseman7 жыл бұрын
"mini Hitlers" I think you can infer why they're pissed at Little Red Hood simply from those two words.
@peanutmmssuck43707 жыл бұрын
Sickling looks more like Billy mays to be fair...
@laddy30187 жыл бұрын
They look like Robbie Rotten, or Spock after a few twinkies.
@AngryGrape13377 жыл бұрын
I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE TO BILLY MAYS THE GUY WHO SELLS OXY CLEAN WHILE TALKING LIKE THIS.
@IvanBoskovic8087 жыл бұрын
Because they think Little Red Hood is a commie
@radishpineapple749 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of James's best acting episodes. He really seems genuinely pissed off by this game.
@PremierMilenkov9 жыл бұрын
"You touch the panda and you're dead." Damn straight, pandas are badass :D
@Slipthorn9 жыл бұрын
You just made my day 😅😅
@PremierMilenkov9 жыл бұрын
***** Lol, how so?
@skudzer19859 жыл бұрын
+PremierMilenkov Vanity account created only to comment on videos containing the word 'panda'. not creative or original.
@PremierMilenkov9 жыл бұрын
skudzer1985 Funny assessment considering I only changed my profile pic a couple weeks ago :D No way I just happen to like pandas, right? But no, you sure know better, I've been found out.
@haruhisuzumiya66509 жыл бұрын
+PremierMilenkov those panda cheese ads weren't fucking around, that panda is badass.
@Howitchewstofeel5gum4 жыл бұрын
„You just look at it, and it sucks“ The most concise description James has ever given and basically applicable to all of the games he‘s ever played as AVGN 😆
@ThomasFan37518 жыл бұрын
He used "appear" 25 times, and "random" is used 15 times. Yes, I counted them.
@metallicarocks9118 жыл бұрын
+ThomasFan3751 That is the best way to explain the gameplay.
@MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest8 жыл бұрын
Did you count him saying randomly or appears
@ThomasFan37518 жыл бұрын
+MickJamesSupaFreak Those count in the long run.
@ThomasFan37518 жыл бұрын
+MickJamesSupaFreak ...or at least I think they do.
@mumumaaaah8 жыл бұрын
+ThomasFan3751 why does this game exist
@caplag9 жыл бұрын
Why are Spock's clones chasing her?
@gengarzilla16856 жыл бұрын
I dunno, that's just illogical.
@Elz_und_Elz6 жыл бұрын
🖖🏻
@tshoemake59456 жыл бұрын
Logical
@elontomuskolinni14766 жыл бұрын
CapLag they had a malfunction that made them pedophiles
@akimshelkov63356 жыл бұрын
For Nemoy! For Neeeemoooyyy!
@King_Of_Midgard11 жыл бұрын
A riding hood does not necessarily mean a hood meant for riding, but also can be a type of cloak used for any kind of traveler, of bright colors so as to denote presence of said traveler. When camped along roads a riding hood of red or yellow may be hung up to signify a friendly camp. Source: Old guy i know.
@MadmanmadisonYT5 жыл бұрын
13:42 I was watching the Mario Maker 2 direct and immediately thought of this.
Shooting a knife, and stabbing someone with a gun. Makes sense.
@mynicknameisrovi53998 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers stabed someone with a gun once
@JurassicProductions8 жыл бұрын
That's what I was getting at. XD
@jfjtdrealnofake80918 жыл бұрын
it makes no sence
@Bauglir1008 жыл бұрын
Stabbing someone with a gun? Well, bayonets are a thing.
@kylele238 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, Board James uses a sword that slips into a gun during his Omega Virus episode.
@thundercat_pumyra7 жыл бұрын
I half expected the ending to be some awesome elaborate cut scene or something.
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS4 жыл бұрын
But instead they thanked you for your coming
@cameronbosch12133 жыл бұрын
@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@takeshiC19 жыл бұрын
"you did not disappoint" one of my fave endings to an AVGN vid
@dava_arvarabi7 жыл бұрын
Description says: "Nintend 8-bit system" You can't spell *Nintendo* without *Intend*
@Tekape3 жыл бұрын
you cant spell *no intend* without *nintendo*
@CallMeSugarMilk9 жыл бұрын
That stare James does at the end then drops his controller fucking kills me everytime, its like we've all had those moments in gaming xD
@darianthescorpion11326 жыл бұрын
CallMeSugarMilk Mortal Kombat on the easiest difficulty, but Shao Khan still obliterates you.
@MsDjessa8 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a DC character called Red Hood?
@MrTheil8 жыл бұрын
Yup
@JoseGonzalez-hp9uy8 жыл бұрын
yeah but he's a badass
@ivanmegafanboy19818 жыл бұрын
+Jose Gonzalez And he is the Joker, sometimes. Badass X2
@supernerd42458 жыл бұрын
Iván Gerardo Casas Torres if you're going by The Killing Joke graphic novel, then yeah Joker is/was Red Hood.
@YourMomz077 жыл бұрын
idk...but I hope they put Little Red Hood in the next Smash Bros. All her attacks can be random.
@CharizardVonAwesome10 жыл бұрын
The big bad wolf must've eaten the programmers.
@joshuadimovski31009 жыл бұрын
The wolf did the world a great favour.
@Cp-715 жыл бұрын
3:00 VERY underrated quote. Think about it.
@MegaMrkitten11 жыл бұрын
Those are not Cherries from those Palm Trees. Those are Lychees, Most people confuse them with Cherries.
@commentcontrol71874 жыл бұрын
well lychees dont come from palm trees either
@l33g3ndar333 жыл бұрын
The ending dialogue actually goes in hand with the suggestive title of the game. I'm sure the title is completely innocent and the ending is purely a translation mistake but it's still something that grabs your attention for a moment upon seeing and hearing it.
@EvilForgemaster4 жыл бұрын
10:28 "The music never changes. Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass!!" AVGN's best moment,
@SonicFanDU5 жыл бұрын
13:41 AVGN predicted Super Mario Maker 2!
@DiForce495 жыл бұрын
OMG :o
@Nataton-cg8zo5 жыл бұрын
how
@RinsaVuIIer5 жыл бұрын
If someone hasn't already made these conditions in a SMM2 level, they should.
@zenithquasar96238 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your coming!
@wyattneal27978 жыл бұрын
You did not disappoint.
@Venislovas8 жыл бұрын
*chuckling inside*
@dude17318 жыл бұрын
A Cinemassacre Production (2009)
@SoulFoxie8 жыл бұрын
I'll do alot more then that .3.
@skyhazel62058 жыл бұрын
No problem, bro. Anytime.
@KuroNoTenno5 жыл бұрын
"You touch the panda and you're dead" has to be the saddest thing I heard ever.
@ShOscar4 жыл бұрын
I wanna touch the panda ;-;
@criminallyautistic83723 жыл бұрын
@@ShOscar I love pandas
@KrunkCobain8 жыл бұрын
this is probably my favorite avgn episode ever. the script is exquisite and the acting is top quality!
@KrunkCobain3 жыл бұрын
@@johnhunt5089 haven't seen this vid in years haha cheers John!
@1ex1uger-prank-calls5 жыл бұрын
The part where the Nerd predicts what the ending will be like is so damn funny! Thank you, AVGN / James Rolfe. This video was published during a terrible time in my life, and helped me endure all the shit that was going on. Your humor gave me something to look forward to.
@deathbymybox5 жыл бұрын
5:06 James called out micro transactions before they were even a thing
@TheVideoGuyfromOhio3 жыл бұрын
It's still in-game though
@ChakatStripedfur6 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for your coming!" ….uhm, phrasing?
@clover74515 жыл бұрын
So...we're NOT done with phrasing?
@nthgth3 жыл бұрын
@@clover7451 a man of culture I see
@XBranchProductions4 жыл бұрын
“The affect is pissing me off” I was rewatching Ghostbusters and finally realized this is a reference to that scene lol
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX3 жыл бұрын
When I was about 10 years old or so, I didn't know it was a reference to Ghostbusters until I actually saw it.
@TheSilentWalkerz3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love GB 1
@thema19985 ай бұрын
@@DragonHeartHisMajestyX I never knew that until *right now* and I'm 25! 😅
@sonic16175 жыл бұрын
13:53 AVGN predicted Mario Maker 2. 8 YEAR Before it come out
@FoxCoffee.3 жыл бұрын
Actually, there is one more game with a cartridge slot on top. Sonic & Knuckles for Sega Genesis/Mega Drive had one too, but for that game it was actually useful. It allowed you too play as Knuckles in Sonic 2 and 3, and allow you to play the game AFTER you complete Sonic 3's levels like this.
@PeterParker19988 Жыл бұрын
You probably already knew this, but if you put Sonic 1 or a non-Sonic game on top, you could play a near endless amount of the Sonic 3 special stage
@netnooker9 жыл бұрын
"Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass." - James Rolfe, 2011
@Dartht33bagger6 жыл бұрын
This episode originally aired in December of 2009.
@tobias69248 жыл бұрын
How about there is a grenade in the game... and you smack people with it.
@haveyboythebighuggerkid77338 жыл бұрын
Tobias W LOL smacking someone with a grenade😂😂
@SonictheHedgehog1st8 жыл бұрын
You pull the pin out and throw the pin.
@sarcastic_slob8 жыл бұрын
then what? you gonna throw a rock and randomly explodes?
@WH2503986 жыл бұрын
You shoot people with a sword
@squallsrapture5 жыл бұрын
All of these responses are possible in canon for DC's little Red Hood, Jason Todd.
@ag234154 жыл бұрын
"It's like Starbucks at every street corner." That's... not far off from reality.
@TheSpellShell10 жыл бұрын
I really don't know why, but it's my favorite episode of AVGN :3
@AcceleratorUlz10 жыл бұрын
especially the ending ,,, that awesome rage right there
@christiansilvermoon9 жыл бұрын
IDK but I have to ask..... is your name a reference to the spell "Spell" from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link?
@TheSpellShell9 жыл бұрын
Christian Silvermoon no it's just sounds good and this name never occupied.
@kclulu9 жыл бұрын
Mine has to be basically all of the Bible Games episodes. Those are funny as hell. xD
@SlientGamer9 жыл бұрын
TheSpellShell MIne too but mostly because of the ending
@kittyzilla909 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'm really disappointed by the games that come out these days, and how lacking they are. How they make you pay for DLC to finish the game. I always think about how games used to be better. And then I go watch some AVGN. Now I really appreciate modern gaming.
@ragnarokstravius20749 жыл бұрын
Bro, decide yourself! Do you like or not new games or old games?
@azzizsamureh38409 жыл бұрын
Gooby TheCat Name 1 game
@kittyzilla909 жыл бұрын
Azziz Samureh Destiny? lol, why?
@azzizsamureh38409 жыл бұрын
Gooby TheCat Well, I was going to prove my point about you over exaggerating, but you named an actual game that does that. So, now my non existent point has been nullified.
@kittyzilla909 жыл бұрын
Azziz Samureh lol. XD I know that not all games are horrid these days. But it feels like for every good game that comes out, there are 10 others that suck. :P
@xXMetalWarfareXx10 жыл бұрын
At 10:27 they bears face looks a bit like doge.
@howardderpyson790310 жыл бұрын
Yew macking fun of mee ?
@xXMetalWarfareXx10 жыл бұрын
No. I'm actually wearing a Doge T-shirt at the moment and currently part of The Church of Doge
@mariomanwon10 жыл бұрын
Howard Derpyson He isn't.. Mmm... But i am!
@howardderpyson790310 жыл бұрын
mariomanwon ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
@Daltonp26010 жыл бұрын
But I mw nut a bere
@Dannith2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my comfort videos, i remember being sick staying home and watching this! I had a fever dream about this that day, and it forever takes me back. Thank you nerd.
@JustinEvitable808 жыл бұрын
4:35. I heard one of those stores is becoming a Starbucks soon.
@Davethe3rd9 жыл бұрын
The bear looks like doge.
@Walkthrough529 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said it
@baranguirus8 жыл бұрын
wow, such shitty game...
@teamrealnew38278 жыл бұрын
much ass.
@Hectictude8 жыл бұрын
+Davethe3rd Corgi Bear for president.
@theturtlefbi64078 жыл бұрын
such growl much fish
@nammm38 жыл бұрын
AVGN reviews like these makes me wish for AVGN reactions/commentary by the game developers. This would definitely answer AVGN's favorite bad game review-question: ''WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"'
@sandraldlrs3 жыл бұрын
5:27 have a bowl mr squidward
@flasuban132211 жыл бұрын
First AVGN episode Ive watched. Fond memories.
@Garyfan20018 жыл бұрын
13:33 one of my favorite avgn moments XD
@DariusFrench62738 жыл бұрын
Every time he brings up Jekyll and Hyde, I just have to laugh
@arriagabryant8 жыл бұрын
Yeah wht a piece of shitt
@buythegamesagain3 жыл бұрын
1:56 turn that console on with all those attachments and you’ll find the four treasures of SwordQuest😉
@g.a.k.official58288 жыл бұрын
im suprised he didnt comment on how the enemies look like spock
@vjpearce8 жыл бұрын
+TrashAttractiveTrashman I thought I was the only one who thought that.
@importedemperor43976 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo [
@HaloStar443 жыл бұрын
12:04 that ghostbusters reference.
@blackquillx4 жыл бұрын
10:30 don't mind me, just timestamping this because it's too good
@extradeluxe1417 жыл бұрын
2:49 Maybe the name "Little Red Riding Hood" was copyrighted and they had to adjust the title to avoid a law suit.
@alvynnjethroevangelista97782 жыл бұрын
That was a different version of the story that was copyrighted not the original idea
@TheWolver811 жыл бұрын
take a sip after everytime AVGN says "random" or "appear" you will be sloshed in no time.
@LadyCoyKoi8 жыл бұрын
I lost myself in a series of laughter when he said, "...whistling through her vagina." XD LOL
@narukamiseta1228 жыл бұрын
I don't know what was funnier. That or the fact that you THROW the slingshot lol
@littleworldgames65698 жыл бұрын
Big bird ballsack
@Hanesboi8 жыл бұрын
i know i died of laughter too.
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS4 жыл бұрын
That's the only reason I come back to this video!
@subsnovidsmoomoo6 жыл бұрын
5:35. When nerd drank beer I thought he'd throw it.
@GrumpyMonk8610 жыл бұрын
the most entertaining person you youtube by far. seriously this guy has a gift of taking nothing and turn it into something. a funny something.
@frankharris97448 жыл бұрын
HAHA "frothy sound of crackling ass...."
@pureitalianblood7 жыл бұрын
The Ghostbusters Reference is great! "I'll tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off!!"
@AppleOfThineEye Жыл бұрын
Can we take a second to appreciate how creative of a content creator James Rolfe was in this episode to include a bit about him stacking things on the Top-loader as high as he could?
@Bauglir100 Жыл бұрын
And he even kept it that way for the entire episode.
@daanp32111 жыл бұрын
The bear is Doge.
@TheHero1369 жыл бұрын
I bet the producers of Hoodwinked got their inspiration from this game. No wonder.
@Bauglir1009 жыл бұрын
TheHero136 No. This game was clearly programmed by Aku. Why do you think he was so fond of telling the story to those kids?
@DonnieDoodles6 жыл бұрын
+TheHero136 Only if you're talking about the second Hoodwinked.
@mynamejeffgaming6 жыл бұрын
ZAMNPlayerD well fuck i dident know there was 2 of em.
@nameofaxtion8 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend that used to tell me thank you for your coming. It was awesome.
@MrRenegadeshinobi8 жыл бұрын
She sounds awesome.
@thevideogamingchannel08 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah.
@jonathanturbide22328 жыл бұрын
My favorite hooker used to say the same thing. I miss her.
@Dylan_Sterling5 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend did the opposite, kinda. She’d call me “The Weekend” because I wouldn’t just hurry up and come already.
@jesusramirezromo20375 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanturbide2232 Did she die from an STD?
@ZeroConZx3 жыл бұрын
1:52 this will always be my favourite joke in the entire AVGN cinematography
@mistertitanic9 жыл бұрын
I just bought a copy of this game today. Lucky me.
@ExoParadigmGamer9 жыл бұрын
Welp
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
ooooh noooooooo
@haruhisuzumiya66509 жыл бұрын
+mistertitanic how did you buy this game? its unlicensed.
@mistertitanic9 жыл бұрын
Haruhi Suzumiya Just because it's unlicensed doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I have a copy exactly like James does in the video.
@haruhisuzumiya66509 жыл бұрын
***** well it would be hard to find, but it would be easy to reproduce.
@spencervinje8 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST! it was made by LJN
@gabrielmendes97008 жыл бұрын
+Spencer Vinje No it wasn't
@spencervinje8 жыл бұрын
+Gabriel Mendes I know it was meant to be a joke
@wolferinowolfer13498 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN
@almaperdida82468 жыл бұрын
TAN TAN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
@nickcolaner75188 жыл бұрын
thank you m night shamalama ding dong
@Disembob11 жыл бұрын
I love how he actually plays it with all that stuff on top of it.
@mr.cactus87624 жыл бұрын
these games are so bad, they are fueling James's Alcoholism
@mymomneedsadictionary59317 жыл бұрын
Somebody should take this video and speed it up whenever he says, "Random" and "Appear".
@notwhatyouexpectgaming53158 жыл бұрын
1:18 The cyan NES cartridge also stands out like a sore thumb.
@luigi77818 жыл бұрын
"Oh! my dear little red hood! Thank you for your coming!" Little Red Hood xD
@bigtimetimmyjim64864 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite AVGN title card, and one of my favorite episodes too.
@payasotriste9 жыл бұрын
cant imagine my childhood without the nerd i appreciate all that you did
11 жыл бұрын
In Denmark little red riding hood is called "Den lille rødhætte". That translates into "Little Red Hood"... Oh no... Does that mean the makers of this "game" was from Denmark?... (Or Norway or Sweden or something like that...)
@greatbritishscarface74642 жыл бұрын
There’s another piece of Danish you’ve taught me. In early 2020 I decided to learn Danish on Duolingo, but I have forgotten the words I have learned because I had other things to do which means I left it far too late. I was also gonna be on vacation in Denmark, but I couldn’t go because of COVID, it’s a shame isn’t it? Where was your vacation gonna be before/during the birth of COVID?
@tony-wt1wq9 жыл бұрын
beare, the doge bear @ 10:21
@MegaFriendlyCreeper9 жыл бұрын
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Such Angry, much Video Game, very Nerd.
@Ironminer985Gamingschannel9 жыл бұрын
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Shibe is love, Shibe is life.
@PSICadetZen9 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that xD
@Duncaster9 жыл бұрын
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names no, the bear is masturbating
@bwinwin77099 жыл бұрын
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names its over the top golden feddy
@SegaChris55 жыл бұрын
13:42 Avgn Predicted Super Mario Maker 2 10 years ago
@jam_northstar69128 жыл бұрын
thank you for your coming
@jai22udhdbdjdjdud5 жыл бұрын
@@alphabetamusic7 ahhhhhhh little red Riding Hood pussy, 🥴😜
@bluegravestone584 жыл бұрын
SoniKKnine what
@Willy2000ization9 жыл бұрын
11:50 Anyone else notice The Ghostbusters reference? lol
@Willy2000ization8 жыл бұрын
lol
@Willy2000ization8 жыл бұрын
DOH!!! RAY!!!! EGON!!!!
@Alt3rdBeast8 жыл бұрын
+Billy Price Just a couple of wavy lines....
@Willy2000ization8 жыл бұрын
Not your lucky day lol
@cannonfodder40008 жыл бұрын
James always quotes his favorite movies though
@5star5555555553 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: according to the manual, the slingshot is actually a star knife.
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
Big Bird doesn't have a nutsack. Birds have internal testicles.
@LucasIsHereYT6 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow man.
@elephystry5 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym Nerd
@TheDoomMaster5 жыл бұрын
Interesting seeing you here.
@hanzo67785 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym They have internal nipples as well, google it
@DarthVader-qq8ci5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, all males in every species should have internal testicles.
@futuredirector99910 жыл бұрын
"why they have to FUCKING LIE?!" idk why, but that line always makes me laugh XD