Little Red Hood (unlicensed NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

This episode is one of my favorite Nerd episodes. It feels so casual. The way he talks to the viewer is like you might a friend who came over and asked about that weird cartridge on your shelf.

[@syok1107]

absolutely right, this is usually the benchmark that i used to introduce people to when i wanted to show them the nerd.

[@playingbandits3033]

yesssss

[@andykishore]

I agree.

[@Zer0.-_]

This episode right here is a great example of when the character was in his prime. Now it is over exaggerated with too much yelling, too much meta commentary, etc. It just isn't the same.

[@hiddenbutdeadly]

@@Zer0.-_ You probably could say the same for a lot of creators.

[@brandonhandymusic]

According to Wikipedia, this game wasn't finished but the "developers" needed money so they put it out anyway.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Ride to Hell all over again...

[@Duncaster]

***** oh hey its you! what a pleasant surprise!

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Sharkcaster wood I'm everywhere.

[@yosh9192]

***** I'm a cleverly guy because I subbed to you

[@OMA2k]

+Jared At least now they tell you upfront it's an alpha/beta before buying and you also get the final version when it's done. In the 80s when they released an unfinished game they didn't tell and nobody would ever get a finished version so it was practically a fraud. I know it's a joke, but still... Big difference.

[@grizzlywhisker]

james, i always really liked the camera angle you used for awhile during this period of AVGN where you're looking back at the camera from the couch with the TV in the background, i always thought it was creative and looked very cool. just thought i would mention it, thanks for all the great content james.

[@shaggy1513]

I thought only i noticed the creativity in his angles! Cool someone else does too.

[@squeegeemcgee]

now that you mention it, the few times he used this angle have been quite memorable. makes me feel as though I’m looking over his shoulder as he plays the game. if I recall correctly, he used a similar angle in his Game Glitch episode to the same effect.

[@Karmy.]

9:40 is an iconic face

[@Seba_CL]

Los fabulosos 1oo serie de tele vi

[@Tuitaye]

Rated M for mature

[@MCDreng]

Gotta love the details, like how he keeps all the random stuff stacked on top of the cartridge through the whole episode.

[@mattyreyrey]

I always find myself coming back to these videos. So entertaining with infinite replay value.

[@somerandomjackass4802]

ikr

[@ockiemarais7089]

Word. Re watchable as fuck.

[@AngryShooter]

Thank you for your coming.

[@HoursFreeAOLsp]

mattyreyrey damn straight

[@zachhaywood1564]

So true. Same with The Nostalgia Critic (To me, anyway.)

[@1AMRamen]

"The music never changes. Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass." AVGN: The king of repulsive yet colorful metaphors.

[@ToaAntan]

My two favorite AVGN music descriptions: Deadly Towers "The bubbly sound of ripping ass isn't even an adequate way to describe the music in this game." and this. "Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

"Shitload of fuck" anyone?

[@TheLarryburns84]

That one is pretty tame compared to some of his others.

[@katiegleason5018]

As a kid my parents refused to buy me any unlicensed NES games because they thought we could somehow get arrested. There were so many unlicensed games that I never got to play or even see because my parents thought Nintendo would knock on the door and confiscate our game console and throw us all in video game jail.

[@katiegleason5018]

Hey it's no joke. People went to jail and owe the multi-national music corporations millions of dollars for downloading copies of music they already owned on Cassette tape. Ordinary people that owe 20 mil. No joke at all.

[@sirjayden]

+Katie Gleason Yeah but that's different.

[@katiegleason5018]

Jayden Klein You are right. But it is in the ball park. Anyway now I find out all the unlicensed games sucked.

[@gekkokkid]

+Katie Gleason well you should be totally grateful that your parents never did, after all .....they saved you for becoming a criminal because if shitty ass illegal games.....

[@MaxwellTornado]

+Katie Gleason Nintendo secret police is a bitch.

[@wolfodonnell1694]

Kick palm trees to make cherries fall down, kind of reminds me of "your a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down".

[@JennieM2001]

3:30 Apparently, the company who made this game scrapped it soon after development started, but when the company was on its way to being shut down, they released it to get quick money and try to save themselves. This explains not being able to kick, as enemies were not programmed to take damage yet.

[@GiordanDiodato]

so basically, it's unfinished.

[@JennieM2001]

Giordan Diodato yeah

[@heavymetalpapi]

well damn

[@JeanPowerson]

@LuxDude2003 Vacuums late reply, but the developer's name is sachen

[@camero4134]

All it takes is a ROM hack to reverse the situation.

[@PriceAintRight]

"The frothy sound of crackling ass". Been laughing at that line for almost a decade.

[@HyperVanilo]

Are you still laughing?

[@HCN-002OldChannel]

@@HyperVanilo likely.

[@m0-m0597]

Still laughing

[@PriceAintRight]

Absolutely. 13 years in. Sorry for the delay.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Got a timestamp?

[@larslovelot1784]

After watching these avgn videos, I would really love to see someone make a documentary where they actually talk to some of these game developers so we could get some insight as to why these games came out the way they did. I'm just so damn curious, I would love to hear their side of things.

[@dakidvision]

totally agree... I was thinking about this the other day

[@umbaupause]

"Yeah well... I guess it's simply hard to program on acid." Some answer like that would be priceless!

[@cradleofdeath123]

Great idea... But most of them are probably dead by now..

[@ziqi92]

Ajay Maddali no, its more likely they're all in their 50s or 60s. it's only been 30 years since the NES was released in north america

[@cacomeat7385]

The reasons simple: every one wanted a slice of the action but nobody knew what the fuck they were doing... Games nowadays seen to have more effort put into them

[@milescorporosus4058]

I kind of love the idea of Little Red Hood consuming an actual human heart to replenish her health.

[@thischannelisdecommissioned]

The hood wasn't red when she bought it

[@kwc0435]

😳

[@Davidpoland2005]

it sounds like a thing that would happen in a dark fairytale movie, like snow white and the huntsman

[@trevorbluesquirrel899]

According to the manual, the “heart” in the store is actually a “magic peach”.

[@-JohnDoe-]

Sounds like Zelda CD-i levels of weird.

[@DHOPW42]

"Look at all these fucking games." - One of the most underrated AVGN quotes.

[@humanperson6372]

how is that an underrated quote? what part of that line is funny?

[@mystery4561]

How?

[@robovinefilms1811]

Everytime I open my Steam Library

[@beggi7360]

​​​@@robovinefilms1811Same here😭😂

[@gambleanimations9174]

@10:17 funny thing is... researchers recently say that this colour AVGN mentioned is the worst colour of all time.

[@cjcbox1299]

Opaque couche, they call it. On the bright side, it's a good color for cigarette packages and wrappers, since it repulses the soul so deeply.

[@fakename467]

Great. That's my favorite color

[@libbyski]

CJC Box This color is the same color that MechWarrior Online uses on its trial mechs, its a fucking hideous color...

[@mr.hankalot2518]

Azยן The Gr

[@dustinthehuman8626]

Mr. Hanka

[@highspot_437]

"...frothy sound of crackling ass." Still one of my favorite AVGN lines ever.

[@ryofernandez7155]

Dlo

[@SiGhast]

I recall someone pointing out that line specifically when the episode came out and it's always, possibly as a result of that, stuck with me a bit extra. Had to scroll down just now upon hearing it just to see if people still appreciated it, and sure enough. Great line, indeed.

[@GlitchyDion]

SiGhast lol

[@jetstreamvik9570]

That line literally had me in tears and unable to breathe it was that funny xD

[@isetmfriendsofire]

It's actually not an original line. It's a spin on a line a fan came up with in the AVGN episode where the fans got to write it.

[@mteverett689]

13:42: The nerd predicted super mario maker 2.

[@ronanunlink1482]

How?

[@ronanunlink1482]

@@jeremiahhester6408 well yes, but actually no

[@vaisnavaspicher3470]

This is now a reality!

[@Wiiguy1606]

At least you only have to pick one requirement to make the goal appear. Either one clear condition or none, not multiple clear conditions to make the goal appear

[@dehdesh]

Beat me to it by months

[@BFDudes]

I don't see any comment pointing it out, so I guess I'll do it: The reason why the potion that maks you invincible for a few seconds exists is most likely meant to be used to get past the bear. And holy shit does this game look awful.

[@BFDudes]

Greg Koc Because my kind, the scoots, are an endangered kind. I haven't seen one of my kind for many months now. Brutha'.

[@fricktastic8294]

Uwe must spread awareness for ur kind we must save the scoots also when is ur mating season we need to reproduce ur species

[@fricktastic8294]

Well if u insist but may i ask can i name one of our sons swagmaster or leader of midgets u know im trying to keep it hip

[@pikkon899]

Jeppz Postman My aunt had this game back in the day and I think you're right. I remember seeing her use the potion only against the bear. To me this game looks unfinished. Even as a kid, I thought the same :/

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Jeppz Postman Basically a POOR rip off of Zelda.................

[@ReactigatorDile]

With Super Mario Maker 2's new features somebody needs to recreate the scenario at 13:42

[@harrisonbetker2271]

I'd love to see someone make THAT level.

[@youwayo]

The name of the level should be called “Little Red Hood”

[@razielmauro9559]

Will do

[@razielmauro9559]

Only one clear condition per level... but its doable

[@4876531]

380-M9X-N1H

[@Zixology]

This game is hidden in the code for Destiny's loot system.

[@WH250398]

Because it's random as fuck... Genius!

[@marchofmisfits4836]

Nice one! :)

[@joeyrozic1100]

+Zixology Thank you for your comment! Ugh that game pisses me off sometimes.

[@Slipthorn]

+Joey Rozic same here but I love destiny ( waits for Destiny haters)

[@KennyCollinsworth]

+Hippoking05 I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain!

[@zfrometa8316]

Is this that RWBY everyone's talking about

[@bendbuat7710]

Peni Parker no

[@ronniegallery5013]

Absolutely underrated comment

[@Kaitri]

whats rwby?

[@cesariglesiasrodriguez6766]

I don't remember Ruby Rose being this nerfed that she can't even beat random guys and animals...

[@benbindseil7026]

Yes.

[@mostmelon]

I think I just realized the heart may actually be an apple.

[@zombies4evadude24]

mostmelon or a peach because of the bottom part

[@Hardiot]

"frothy sound of crackling *ass*" You are a poet, good sir.

[@tedricd5205]

I believe he was quoting Shakespeare.

[@grimTales1]

***** Really? I never knew that :D

[@Hardiot]

You learn things about Shakespeare when some nerd makes an ass joke. x]

[@bonafide9781]

HardyHoot 2:34 "Big Bird's Ball-Sack" Now that's poetry.

[@Angenga]

HardyHoot i think james basically invented profanity as an art form

[@TheRegart]

So basically, the story of Little Red Hood goes like this: Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Hood, who whistled from her hooey when she jumped, and made cherries fall from palm trees when she kicked. One day she had to go to her grandma's house, but there were a lot trolls and animals that did not want her too. So she threw slingshots and released her killer dog on her enemies. Meanwhile, in order to get to her house, she had to find cherries to find random keys hidden in random staircases in the forest. When she finally reached her grandma's house in ecstasy and excitement her grandma replied : Oh my Little Red Hood, Thank you for your coming.

[@crazysilly2914]

conglaturations

[@ryanwebb309]

The end

[@LegitMan335]

Great story

[@kitsunefire1]

Her hooey 😂😂😂

[@tylern6420]

​@@crazysilly2914you have completed a great game

[@alphamone]

decided to watch this episode again after seeing a copy, unboxed, for sale at a second hand shop today. Apparently this thing is actually worth money. The store was selling the cartrige for 99 AUD.

[@Vespyr_]

Any new NES game sealed in its box is going to definitely have value.

[@kenm2709]

@@Vespyr_ he said it was unboxed

[@GodlessCog]

Why the hell are those mini Hitlers so pissed at Little Red Hood?

[@MrOrangehorseman]

"mini Hitlers" I think you can infer why they're pissed at Little Red Hood simply from those two words.

[@peanutmmssuck4370]

Sickling looks more like Billy mays to be fair...

[@laddy3018]

They look like Robbie Rotten, or Spock after a few twinkies.

[@AngryGrape1337]

I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE TO BILLY MAYS THE GUY WHO SELLS OXY CLEAN WHILE TALKING LIKE THIS.

[@IvanBoskovic808]

Because they think Little Red Hood is a commie

[@radishpineapple74]

I think this is one of James's best acting episodes. He really seems genuinely pissed off by this game.

[@PremierMilenkov]

"You touch the panda and you're dead." Damn straight, pandas are badass :D

[@Slipthorn]

You just made my day 😅😅

[@PremierMilenkov]

***** Lol, how so?

[@skudzer1985]

+PremierMilenkov Vanity account created only to comment on videos containing the word 'panda'. not creative or original.

[@PremierMilenkov]

skudzer1985 Funny assessment considering I only changed my profile pic a couple weeks ago :D No way I just happen to like pandas, right? But no, you sure know better, I've been found out.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

+PremierMilenkov those panda cheese ads weren't fucking around, that panda is badass.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

„You just look at it, and it sucks“ The most concise description James has ever given and basically applicable to all of the games he‘s ever played as AVGN 😆

[@ThomasFan3751]

He used "appear" 25 times, and "random" is used 15 times. Yes, I counted them.

[@metallicarocks911]

+ThomasFan3751 That is the best way to explain the gameplay.

[@MickJamesSupaFreakIsDaCoolest]

Did you count him saying randomly or appears

[@ThomasFan3751]

+MickJamesSupaFreak Those count in the long run.

[@ThomasFan3751]

+MickJamesSupaFreak ...or at least I think they do.

[@mumumaaaah]

+ThomasFan3751 why does this game exist

[@caplag]

Why are Spock's clones chasing her?

[@gengarzilla1685]

I dunno, that's just illogical.

[@Elz_und_Elz]

🖖🏻

[@tshoemake5945]

Logical

[@elontomuskolinni1476]

CapLag they had a malfunction that made them pedophiles

[@akimshelkov6335]

For Nemoy! For Neeeemoooyyy!

[@King_Of_Midgard]

A riding hood does not necessarily mean a hood meant for riding, but also can be a type of cloak used for any kind of traveler, of bright colors so as to denote presence of said traveler. When camped along roads a riding hood of red or yellow may be hung up to signify a friendly camp. Source: Old guy i know.

[@MadmanmadisonYT]

13:42 I was watching the Mario Maker 2 direct and immediately thought of this.

[@Darkxwolf08j]

lolollollolololoololololololololollololololololoolloollo asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

Lol nice

[@JurassicProductions]

Shooting a knife, and stabbing someone with a gun. Makes sense.

[@mynicknameisrovi5399]

Michael Myers stabed someone with a gun once

[@JurassicProductions]

That's what I was getting at. XD

[@jfjtdrealnofake8091]

it makes no sence

[@Bauglir100]

Stabbing someone with a gun? Well, bayonets are a thing.

[@kylele23]

Coincidentally, Board James uses a sword that slips into a gun during his Omega Virus episode.

[@thundercat_pumyra]

I half expected the ending to be some awesome elaborate cut scene or something.

[@SEiMEi_EXiSTS]

But instead they thanked you for your coming

[@cameronbosch1213]

@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@takeshiC1]

"you did not disappoint" one of my fave endings to an AVGN vid

[@dava_arvarabi]

Description says: "Nintend 8-bit system" You can't spell *Nintendo* without *Intend*

[@Tekape]

you cant spell *no intend* without *nintendo*

[@CallMeSugarMilk]

That stare James does at the end then drops his controller fucking kills me everytime, its like we've all had those moments in gaming xD

[@darianthescorpion1132]

CallMeSugarMilk Mortal Kombat on the easiest difficulty, but Shao Khan still obliterates you.

[@MsDjessa]

Isn't there a DC character called Red Hood?

[@MrTheil]

Yup

[@JoseGonzalez-hp9uy]

yeah but he's a badass

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

+Jose Gonzalez And he is the Joker, sometimes. Badass X2

[@supernerd4245]

Iván Gerardo Casas Torres if you're going by The Killing Joke graphic novel, then yeah Joker is/was Red Hood.

[@YourMomz07]

idk...but I hope they put Little Red Hood in the next Smash Bros. All her attacks can be random.

[@CharizardVonAwesome]

The big bad wolf must've eaten the programmers.

[@joshuadimovski3100]

The wolf did the world a great favour.

[@Cp-71]

3:00 VERY underrated quote. Think about it.

[@MegaMrkitten]

Those are not Cherries from those Palm Trees. Those are Lychees, Most people confuse them with Cherries.

[@commentcontrol7187]

well lychees dont come from palm trees either

[@l33g3ndar33]

The ending dialogue actually goes in hand with the suggestive title of the game. I'm sure the title is completely innocent and the ending is purely a translation mistake but it's still something that grabs your attention for a moment upon seeing and hearing it.

[@EvilForgemaster]

10:28 "The music never changes. Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass!!" AVGN's best moment,

[@SonicFanDU]

13:41 AVGN predicted Super Mario Maker 2!

[@DiForce49]

OMG :o

[@Nataton-cg8zo]

how

[@RinsaVuIIer]

If someone hasn't already made these conditions in a SMM2 level, they should.

[@zenithquasar9623]

Thank you for your coming!

[@wyattneal2797]

You did not disappoint.

[@Venislovas]

*chuckling inside*

[@dude1731]

A Cinemassacre Production (2009)

[@SoulFoxie]

I'll do alot more then that .3.

[@skyhazel6205]

No problem, bro. Anytime.

[@KuroNoTenno]

"You touch the panda and you're dead" has to be the saddest thing I heard ever.

[@ShOscar]

I wanna touch the panda ;-;

[@criminallyautistic8372]

@@ShOscar I love pandas

[@KrunkCobain]

this is probably my favorite avgn episode ever. the script is exquisite and the acting is top quality!

[@KrunkCobain]

@@johnhunt5089 haven't seen this vid in years haha cheers John!

[@1ex1uger-prank-calls]

The part where the Nerd predicts what the ending will be like is so damn funny! Thank you, AVGN / James Rolfe. This video was published during a terrible time in my life, and helped me endure all the shit that was going on. Your humor gave me something to look forward to.

[@deathbymybox]

5:06 James called out micro transactions before they were even a thing

[@TheVideoGuyfromOhio]

It's still in-game though

[@ChakatStripedfur]

"Thank you for your coming!" ….uhm, phrasing?

[@clover7451]

So...we're NOT done with phrasing?

[@nthgth]

@@clover7451 a man of culture I see

[@XBranchProductions]

“The affect is pissing me off” I was rewatching Ghostbusters and finally realized this is a reference to that scene lol

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

When I was about 10 years old or so, I didn't know it was a reference to Ghostbusters until I actually saw it.

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

Hahaha love GB 1

[@thema1998]

​@@DragonHeartHisMajestyX I never knew that until *right now* and I'm 25! 😅

[@sonic1617]

13:53 AVGN predicted Mario Maker 2. 8 YEAR Before it come out

[@FoxCoffee.]

Actually, there is one more game with a cartridge slot on top. Sonic & Knuckles for Sega Genesis/Mega Drive had one too, but for that game it was actually useful. It allowed you too play as Knuckles in Sonic 2 and 3, and allow you to play the game AFTER you complete Sonic 3's levels like this.

[@PeterParker19988]

You probably already knew this, but if you put Sonic 1 or a non-Sonic game on top, you could play a near endless amount of the Sonic 3 special stage

[@netnooker]

"Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass." - James Rolfe, 2011

[@Dartht33bagger]

This episode originally aired in December of 2009.

[@tobias6924]

How about there is a grenade in the game... and you smack people with it.

[@haveyboythebighuggerkid7733]

Tobias W LOL smacking someone with a grenade😂😂

[@SonictheHedgehog1st]

You pull the pin out and throw the pin.

[@sarcastic_slob]

then what? you gonna throw a rock and randomly explodes?

[@WH250398]

You shoot people with a sword

[@squallsrapture]

All of these responses are possible in canon for DC's little Red Hood, Jason Todd.

[@ag23415]

"It's like Starbucks at every street corner." That's... not far off from reality.

[@TheSpellShell]

I really don't know why, but it's my favorite episode of AVGN :3

[@AcceleratorUlz]

especially the ending ,,, that awesome rage right there

[@christiansilvermoon]

IDK but I have to ask..... is your name a reference to the spell "Spell" from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link?

[@TheSpellShell]

Christian Silvermoon no it's just sounds good and this name never occupied.

[@kclulu]

Mine has to be basically all of the Bible Games episodes. Those are funny as hell. xD

[@SlientGamer]

TheSpellShell MIne too but mostly because of the ending

[@kittyzilla90]

Sometimes I'm really disappointed by the games that come out these days, and how lacking they are. How they make you pay for DLC to finish the game. I always think about how games used to be better. And then I go watch some AVGN. Now I really appreciate modern gaming.

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

Bro, decide yourself! Do you like or not new games or old games?

[@azzizsamureh3840]

Gooby TheCat Name 1 game

[@kittyzilla90]

Azziz Samureh Destiny? lol, why?

[@azzizsamureh3840]

Gooby TheCat Well, I was going to prove my point about you over exaggerating, but you named an actual game that does that. So, now my non existent point has been nullified.

[@kittyzilla90]

Azziz Samureh lol. XD I know that not all games are horrid these days. But it feels like for every good game that comes out, there are 10 others that suck. :P

[@xXMetalWarfareXx]

At 10:27 they bears face looks a bit like doge.

[@howardderpyson7903]

Yew macking fun of mee ?

[@xXMetalWarfareXx]

No. I'm actually wearing a Doge T-shirt at the moment and currently part of The Church of Doge

[@mariomanwon]

Howard Derpyson He isn't.. Mmm... But i am!

[@howardderpyson7903]

mariomanwon ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[@Daltonp260]

But I mw nut a bere

[@Dannith]

This is one of my comfort videos, i remember being sick staying home and watching this! I had a fever dream about this that day, and it forever takes me back. Thank you nerd.

[@JustinEvitable80]

4:35. I heard one of those stores is becoming a Starbucks soon.

[@Davethe3rd]

The bear looks like doge.

[@Walkthrough52]

Finally someone said it

[@baranguirus]

wow, such shitty game...

[@teamrealnew3827]

much ass.

[@Hectictude]

+Davethe3rd Corgi Bear for president.

[@theturtlefbi6407]

such growl much fish

[@nammm3]

AVGN reviews like these makes me wish for AVGN reactions/commentary by the game developers. This would definitely answer AVGN's favorite bad game review-question: ''WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"'

[@sandraldlrs]

5:27 have a bowl mr squidward

[@flasuban1322]

First AVGN episode Ive watched. Fond memories.

[@Garyfan2001]

13:33 one of my favorite avgn moments XD

[@DariusFrench6273]

Every time he brings up Jekyll and Hyde, I just have to laugh

[@arriagabryant]

Yeah wht a piece of shitt

[@buythegamesagain]

1:56 turn that console on with all those attachments and you’ll find the four treasures of SwordQuest😉

[@g.a.k.official5828]

im suprised he didnt comment on how the enemies look like spock

[@vjpearce]

+TrashAttractiveTrashman I thought I was the only one who thought that.

[@importedemperor4397]

Noooooooo [

[@HaloStar44]

12:04 that ghostbusters reference.

[@blackquillx]

10:30 don't mind me, just timestamping this because it's too good

[@extradeluxe141]

2:49 Maybe the name "Little Red Riding Hood" was copyrighted and they had to adjust the title to avoid a law suit.

[@alvynnjethroevangelista9778]

That was a different version of the story that was copyrighted not the original idea

[@TheWolver8]

take a sip after everytime AVGN says "random" or "appear" you will be sloshed in no time.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

I lost myself in a series of laughter when he said, "...whistling through her vagina." XD LOL

[@narukamiseta122]

I don't know what was funnier. That or the fact that you THROW the slingshot lol

[@littleworldgames6569]

Big bird ballsack

[@Hanesboi]

i know i died of laughter too.

[@SEiMEi_EXiSTS]

That's the only reason I come back to this video!

[@subsnovidsmoomoo]

5:35. When nerd drank beer I thought he'd throw it.

[@GrumpyMonk86]

the most entertaining person you youtube by far. seriously this guy has a gift of taking nothing and turn it into something. a funny something.

[@frankharris9744]

HAHA "frothy sound of crackling ass...."

[@pureitalianblood]

The Ghostbusters Reference is great! "I'll tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off!!"

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Can we take a second to appreciate how creative of a content creator James Rolfe was in this episode to include a bit about him stacking things on the Top-loader as high as he could?

[@Bauglir100]

And he even kept it that way for the entire episode.

[@daanp321]

The bear is Doge.

[@TheHero136]

I bet the producers of Hoodwinked got their inspiration from this game. No wonder.

[@Bauglir100]

TheHero136 No. This game was clearly programmed by Aku. Why do you think he was so fond of telling the story to those kids?

[@DonnieDoodles]

+TheHero136 Only if you're talking about the second Hoodwinked.

[@mynamejeffgaming]

ZAMNPlayerD well fuck i dident know there was 2 of em.

[@nameofaxtion]

I had a girlfriend that used to tell me thank you for your coming. It was awesome.

[@MrRenegadeshinobi]

She sounds awesome.

[@thevideogamingchannel0]

***** Yeah.

[@jonathanturbide2232]

My favorite hooker used to say the same thing. I miss her.

[@Dylan_Sterling]

My girlfriend did the opposite, kinda. She’d call me “The Weekend” because I wouldn’t just hurry up and come already.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

@@jonathanturbide2232 Did she die from an STD?

[@ZeroConZx]

1:52 this will always be my favourite joke in the entire AVGN cinematography

[@mistertitanic]

I just bought a copy of this game today. Lucky me.

[@ExoParadigmGamer]

Welp

[@thekingsman9773]

ooooh noooooooo

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

+mistertitanic how did you buy this game? its unlicensed.

[@mistertitanic]

Haruhi Suzumiya Just because it's unlicensed doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I have a copy exactly like James does in the video.

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

***** well it would be hard to find, but it would be easy to reproduce.

[@spencervinje]

PLOT TWIST! it was made by LJN

[@gabrielmendes9700]

+Spencer Vinje No it wasn't

[@spencervinje]

+Gabriel Mendes I know it was meant to be a joke

[@wolferinowolfer1349]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN

[@almaperdida8246]

TAN TAN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@nickcolaner7518]

thank you m night shamalama ding dong

[@Disembob]

I love how he actually plays it with all that stuff on top of it.

[@mr.cactus8762]

these games are so bad, they are fueling James's Alcoholism

[@mymomneedsadictionary5931]

Somebody should take this video and speed it up whenever he says, "Random" and "Appear".

[@notwhatyouexpectgaming5315]

1:18 The cyan NES cartridge also stands out like a sore thumb.

[@luigi7781]

"Oh! my dear little red hood! Thank you for your coming!" Little Red Hood xD

[@bigtimetimmyjim6486]

This is still my favorite AVGN title card, and one of my favorite episodes too.

[@payasotriste]

cant imagine my childhood without the nerd i appreciate all that you did

In Denmark little red riding hood is called "Den lille rødhætte". That translates into "Little Red Hood"... Oh no... Does that mean the makers of this "game" was from Denmark?... (Or Norway or Sweden or something like that...)

[@greatbritishscarface7464]

There’s another piece of Danish you’ve taught me. In early 2020 I decided to learn Danish on Duolingo, but I have forgotten the words I have learned because I had other things to do which means I left it far too late. I was also gonna be on vacation in Denmark, but I couldn’t go because of COVID, it’s a shame isn’t it? Where was your vacation gonna be before/during the birth of COVID?

[@tony-wt1wq]

beare, the doge bear @ 10:21

[@MegaFriendlyCreeper]

Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Such Angry, much Video Game, very Nerd.

[@Ironminer985Gamingschannel]

Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Shibe is love, Shibe is life.

[@PSICadetZen]

I was just thinking that xD

[@Duncaster]

Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names no, the bear is masturbating

[@bwinwin7709]

Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names its over the top golden feddy

[@SegaChris5]

13:42 Avgn Predicted Super Mario Maker 2 10 years ago

[@jam_northstar6912]

thank you for your coming

[@jai22udhdbdjdjdud]

@@alphabetamusic7 ahhhhhhh little red Riding Hood pussy, 🥴😜

[@bluegravestone58]

SoniKKnine what

[@Willy2000ization]

11:50 Anyone else notice The Ghostbusters reference? lol

[@Willy2000ization]

lol

[@Willy2000ization]

DOH!!! RAY!!!! EGON!!!!

[@Alt3rdBeast]

+Billy Price Just a couple of wavy lines....

[@Willy2000ization]

Not your lucky day lol

[@cannonfodder4000]

James always quotes his favorite movies though

[@5star555555555]

Fun fact: according to the manual, the slingshot is actually a star knife.

[@DrShaym]

Big Bird doesn't have a nutsack. Birds have internal testicles.

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Hello fellow man.

[@elephystry]

Dr Shaym Nerd

[@TheDoomMaster]

Interesting seeing you here.

[@hanzo6778]

Dr Shaym They have internal nipples as well, google it

[@DarthVader-qq8ci]

Honestly, all males in every species should have internal testicles.

[@futuredirector999]

"why they have to FUCKING LIE?!" idk why, but that line always makes me laugh XD