January 6th Hearings Promise Bombshells & PGA Golfers Flee to Saudi League | The Daily Show

The prime-time January 6th hearings are about to begin, countries in the European Union now require all cell phones to use the same charger, PGA golfers join a rival Saudi Arabia golf league for the money, and punctuality makes a comeback as people return to socializing. #TrevorNoah #DailyShow #Comedy
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[@felixacb8895]

I love how I’m here in Central Europe, paying 20€ per semester for university, never paid for anything in a hospital other than a hot chocolate and there are so many Americans who are actively against all of this for barely any reason at all other than that it’s a republican thing to be against it (also this 2-party system is probably one of the worst things to happen to a society ever in my opinion, I have never seen there being so little middle ground on the most basic issues everyone should agree for)

[@MrBaskins2010]

suffering is an american fixation. insulin prices make my blood boil. dont get me started on eliquis and monopoly powers

[@drsuperhero]

We pay for it by having an over powered military

[@sngray11]

I live in the States, but have also lived in Europe and Southeast Asia, and I agree with everything that you mentioned in your comment.

[@Marijuanifornia]

All of the worst things about the United States came from Europe.

[@TennesseeYaya]

This is an American who wants Justice Finally!! I agree with everything you say @Felix ACB

[@himap3842]

Trevor is right. In Germany, at least with state health insurance, nobody pays in the doctor's office and or even in the hospital for any surgery. For state universities, there is no tuition fee, only tickets and administration fees. And yes, there is also paternity leave, in which the father gets paid leave after his child is born.

[@ebbyc1817]

Which all sounds great, until you work here. You can forget about being a millionaire in Germany 😀.. You'll be lucky if you're a 100,000naire

[@luminousfractal420]

I've got a massive amount stored up in medical credit. I needed spine surgery a few years back. Cost 12k...we had to pay 4k up front. Honestly what's the point of they don't pay out. Same with the kids epilepsy meds. We're paying $400 a month where it was $5. Just to make a medical insurer richer.

[@luminousfractal420]

@@ebbyc1817 nobody needs to be a millionaire 🤷 especially at the expense of other people's suffering. It's both ignorant and semi psychopathic behavior.

[@erebostd]

@@ebbyc1817 bullsh@t, we have 1,5 million millionaires in Germany in 2021, which are tenths of thousands more than in 2020. During an epidemic! And while health insurance and education for all is covered! So keep it to yourself if you just want to tell lies…

[@bowez9]

@@luminousfractal420 then donate all your money to the 3rd world.

[@racheljoseph1221]

The fact that Trevor grew up on another CONTINENT and still understands Americans as well as he does is extraordinary. He’s a natural mimic, his irreverence still gets right to the point, and then goes back the next point he wishes to make seamlessly. He’s the most amazing comedic commentator-and he has a wonderful supporting cast. Love you guys!

[@noproblematallmate]

I'm pretty sure the rest of the world understands Americans too after this past decade of American news on social media. Mass shootings, protests, Trump, COVID, war.

[@solar0wind]

Where does he come from? I was wondering about his accent. I'm from Europe and not a native speaker, so I wasn't sure whether his pronunciation is "normal" for an American.

[@SipLeila]

NOAH IS CONSTANTLY BADGERING REPUBLICANS - we don't NEED NOAH! GO BACK HOME!

[@ntokozomduna637]

@@solar0wind he’s South African.

[@faithrada]

@@SipLeila What's wrong with badgering fascist insurectionists?

[@LeahIsHereNow]

Trevor’s impressions slay me! One of the most talented people on Earth - and he loves his family and respects women.

[@louisanow]

I'd like to thank Patricia for her gift to America and the world through her son Trevor Noah. He is so made for this era, and I'm grateful he's here for and with us all.

[@mariatorres5563]

Totally agree with you 100%

[@mariatorres5563]

He is a gift to us here in the states, just so inteligente & full of wisdom for his

[@mariatorres5563]

Full of wisdom for his age/time

[@swankyangelo8527]

It would be a gift to the world if you referred to the United States as the United States instead of a continent that encompasses 57 countries with rich history that was happening even before the colonizers got to the United States!

[@AfricaGS-hz6fl]

Amén to that

[@kittiecorner]

I never watched him until I saw his comments at the White House Correspondent's dinner. (But then I haven't had tv for a few years). What a talent! He gets so completely into what he's doing. That Tucker Carlson thing was crazy! So glad I discovered him!

[@urmelausdemeis4743]

Welcome to the club 😉

[@marjoleindendulk9296]

Trevor is a voice for the conscience of our society and he brings it with a major sense of humour. And the fact that he is from a system which has so many issues to overcome. He builds bridges, and is one of the best comedians of the world. I love him and he always makes me laugh, even when it is uncomfortable

[@tanmoy0024]

My friend .. you need a time machine and discover him back in 2015

[@LiLa-yb4om]

@Ova Facts to witch nation in particular are you referring? USA, where he has the show, south Africa, where he was born or which other country because Trevor Noah is treasured by many people in a lot of nations because what he communicates resonates across borders. I know, it is just a saying "national treasure" but that just kinda sound weird in this context in my opinion...

[@nenzie110]

crypto market structure keep going down perharps huge profits is been made by experts. Heard that holding ain’t a smart move on the short run please any ideal on how to make better profits in the market.

[@swiv99]

😂7:10 that german accent was hilarious! Trevor always delivers with no BS honesty and comedy!!

[@andan04]

Actually, the biggest difference between now and the time of the Watergate hearings is that back then the Republican Party had more than a handful of officeholders with enough integrity to oppose wrongdoing amongst their own ranks.

[@Asmithiphonic5]

And back then the Democrat party wasn’t so entirely compromised with corruption to a point where they had to hijack their opponents rally to distract from the real insurrection they committed in the wee hours of November 3rd 2020

[@MajorHenryL.]

Also, back then, the democrats were in favor of moderate liberal values and not full on marxists as they are today.

[@andan04]

@@MajorHenryL. Oh my goodness can you imagine what your crowd would have made of Lyndon Johnson? The Great Society was FAR more liberal than anything Biden has proposed. "Full on Marxists" is so hyperbolic.

[@denisewatkins1585]

Well said.

[@andan04]

@@Asmithiphonic5 Is that what you think Jan. 6 was? A Democrat-hijacked "rally?" Because we all saw otherwise.

[@LionHeart1189]

EU constantly makes laws that companies have to work around of while America wouldn't dare upset corporations

[@lupohutchington269]

Because USA was founded as a market. they don't want to lose the companies costumers/economic motor. Meanwhile almost everywhere else was founded for living and corporations second ,so the laws favor the people.

[@tigerlily1118]

@C Q That's sarcasm, right? 😂

[@glennwelsh9784]

That's because American politicians have money invested in those corporations. They wouldn't want to have their valuable investments threatened by cumbersome laws, now do they?

[@edricaldones9639]

@C Q Do you mean the US or the EU?

[@katiehettinger7857]

@C Q is call an oligarchy based on distorted capitalism. 😏

[@awesomeadi2]

Desi is like a friend within the group who acts like a total airhead but is actually smarter than the rest. She is too funny 🤣🤣

[@katiehettinger7857]

Some day women will stop down playing their intelligence,so as not to scare men.

[@awesomeadi2]

@@katiehettinger7857 facts

[@anthonyakampa3919]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4uZgYx_ntmNe68

[@marianne4902]

@horace sheffield alright, Horace.

[@danusdragonfly6640]

@horace sheffield You *wish* you had half of her talent!

[@arenia6303]

Watching this from Germany is on the one hand very, very funny, but also somehow feels wrong. Here I am: I have never paid for a Doctors Visit (or anything in the health care system, heck: I have never seen a bill for my real healthcare costs), or college and university, I have decent public transportation, much cheaper food prices (for unprocessed food), I can ride my bike anywhere; besides one small fringe party, our parties are acutally supporting democratic values etc... It feels slightly decadent watching this segment from Germany.

[@kyliec143]

From New Zealand, I am so so jealous that you guys are able to bike anywhere - I am tired of living under our heavily car dependent city, but I hope we can get to where you guys are within my lifetime.

[@tbrogoit02]

I don't understand Apple's counter claim....the "billion devices", are already in distribution with the unique cables, that have an end that fits into power outlets....no device will lose service...they just have to change their current new manufacturing and stop being business jerks. Apple's chargers are one of the reasons I don't use them.

[@R3dmanactual]

Agreed. Same with their media types too.They don't have to be different,it's how they get you Iocked in to their 'ecosystem' 🙃

[@tbrogoit02]

@@R3dmanactual always seemed scummy to me. No technical reason they had to set it up like that, that's purely a money making scheme....and....there are Apple competitors with decent systems, who do not mess with their customers like that... ...so they get my business.

[@101spacemonkey]

It all comes down to money. They probably make a lot off of selling overpriced chargers

[@jessestreet2549]

the absolutely insane prices are what mystify me. I get androids free with my phone provider that do everything I need and more. Imo apples phones are only status symbols that, like Rolex watches and ridiculously expensive cars, make people targets of criminals. My phone gets lost or stolen? So what? I cancel it and get another freebie. Apple owners? they have to cancel credit cards and pony up plenty of cash.

[@chrisorr3919]

And they've been using usb-c on their laptops for years anyway so it wouldnt be hard to adapt their phones over. Not really a big deal...

[@laalaa99stl]

"My port. My choice." Never change, Desi. Never change. 🤣

[@Olcool]

That was super hilarious

[@anthonyakampa3919]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4uZgYx_ntmNe68

[@realtalk5329]

I hope america tunes in to the jan 6th hearings like they did for the Johnny Depp hearings. If not that's sad

[@___sabr]

Expect to be sad. Sadly 70 Million people definitely don't care and Fox Entertainment will not even broadcast it.

[@lynnmckenney1987]

I don't have cable, so I can't watch either. I could care less about celebrity divorce court though 🤷‍♂️

[@littlebird3739]

The depp case was a circus. Everybody loves a circus

[@izzywoods794]

I didnt watch the Depp hearings, just waited until certain lawyers I follow recapped it. I’ll probably do the same with this one

[@SueChef100]

😊

[@krystofdayne]

"Being fashionably late is falling out of fashion" meanwhile, me being here in Germany thinking, when has being late ever been fashionable??

[@jessicafellmann5101]

So true - I was waiting for Trevor to mention Germans as an exception😂

[@athenak4666]

😂😂😂

[@Stevenco9124]

Trevor is shaking up late nights. I love this new style, extra fun each time. tnx guys. Desi is amazing as usual.

[@stephansteohanlarsen7457]

Love Desi chien . Excellent Africa Jah jerrymylitis Jah everything everyone solidarity Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️🏜️🇪🇹🌟🌍🇸🇯🇸🇪🇬🇭🇿🇦🇯🇲🇲🇲🌙🌵🇮🇱🔯🥧🍓💦🇯🇵💧🍄🌹🍄🍄

[@debraonger282]

It's hard to keep up with all the lies told because they forget what lies they said and have to tell more lies to cover up the ones already told. looking forward to seeing the hearing tomorrow. Love you Trevor

[@milesdyson5211]

My exact thoughts LIES ! Misinformation then they laugh at the people on shows like this !

[@mostlysunny582]

lol you tuning in for that kangaroo court to be gaslighted again?

[@BLANCODABARBER79]

Sounds like democrats you referring too...lol🤣

[@kaizokuo5850]

@@BLANCODABARBER79 I'm glad you can still laugh at your own joke when it's essentially "I know you are but what am I". Maybe take some notes from the comedian in the video the next time you attempt stand-up in the comments 😉

[@themiddleclasstaxslave651]

Check this out:

[@hope9204]

The way that Trevor says “6th” makes me giggle 😂

[@melissahawks5909]

Revenge of the January Sith!!

[@bronwynevans4037]

As a European citizen, I truly appreciated this episode!!!!

[@drinksoymilk007]

What an amazing show! Every second jam packed with truth, current events, & comedy. May you live a long life, Trevor. Bravo to your team!

[@kittiecorner]

This entire segment was complete genius

[@mlggamer5296]

Trevor: what's happening in the weather today Desi Desi: oh it was hot I was just outside Me: we need weather forecasters more like her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patricktompkins8997]

Anyone else hearing Trevor say "January Sith"? The x is so soft, I think it is silent, lol.

[@bokatummtukote]

I love how Trevor is getting angrier and more sarcastic lately 😄

[@DavidhenshawSZU]

Can we actually convince Lin-Manuel Miranda to make a "Hamilton" for January 6th. I would die laughing 💀💀💀

[@KurtDaSnek]

Same

[@meganbarber3599]

Impressed with your German accent and your knowledge of "tschuss".

[@embreis2257]

his father is swiss-german and I'm sure he has made quite a number of german-speaking friends and acquaintances since his first international stand-up gigs

[@je_yyy4]

@Megan Barber *tschÜss😂

[@guiwhiz]

Trevahhhh!! I admit when it was first announced he was taking over from Jon Stewart I was a bit... apprehensive. I was hoping the Egyptian comedian Bassem Youssef would get the nod, but Trevor has literally made the show his own wonderful thing. Kudos Trevor and you're a pleasure to watch!

[@jamestierney2531]

Trevor speaks with a beautiful, natural “South African” pronunciation that I love hearing. But he must have an incredibly perceptive “ear,” because he can mimic various accents (German, Standard American English, etc.) so well. And he has great take on current event. He’s terrific.

[@dennis141288]

His german Accent is just cliché - funny, but not accurate.

[@jamestierney2531]

@@dennis141288 Ja, Ja, I understand, and I didn’t mean to imply that it was perfect, but at least it’s “close enough” for comedic effect. Cheers..JT

[@freefalln]

You are correct Trevor. They need to paint a concise picture, in terms people can understand!

[@magnetiktrax]

The EU is decades ahead of the US, which is why we laugh so hard when we hear Americans call it "the greatest country on earth".

[@lynnmckenney1987]

Not all of us (Americans) call it that 🤷‍♂️

[@toska459]

Ironic considering Europe is on the verge of introducing a Third World War that the rest of the world will get dragged into.

[@adumb1985]

@@MayMarmaid hey we are also the fattest nation .#1 Baby

[@cnasir3475]

What does Europe do. I honestly have to Idea what you guys do in the world.

[@cheeg1]

@@cnasir3475 Clean after you guys. Fighting climate change, while you still have the highest emissions

[@Lifeofasalonetiti]

Trevor. Thanks for making me laughing at 8am. Keep doing it all. We want n need it all

[@maxmustsleep]

Regarding the USB-C law: I know the big thing everybody talks about is that apple has to switch but it's actually not so much about the lightning standard it's much more about the thousands of small devices that still use older USB standards or have their own weird charger. I would have loved them to include laptops in this since with new USB-C chargers you can easily charge up to 240w. Honestly they should have announced this a decade ago that would have saved so much trash.

[@frizzlethecat2084]

They actually started the process of getting this signed into law about 10 years back. So... Takes a while for things to catch up with the EU 😁

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

Those that can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire

[@sharonsmoke5058]

Trevor's Trump impression is one of the best I've heard!

[@JohnDoe-cw4lf]

AGREED !!! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE FOREVER !!! 😂😂😂😂

[@khing_py]

So true 🤣🤣

[@conniemcfalls4357]

Also tucker

[@apparentlylivin]

@@conniemcfalls4357 for real. Especially the dead eyes

[@kelvinokumu8351]

Especially the hand gestures.... Always gets me,

[@DeniseRose652]

The hearing should be covered like J. Depp vs A. Heard was.

[@Phoenix-nl2ut]

Trevor killed it in this segment

[@AskMississippiAskMississippi]

“The world is in more peril from those who tolerate evil or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1953

[@bfg3890]

You mean how you tolerate evil right.

[@dinak.2552]

Perfect quote. 👏

[@Asmithiphonic5]

The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them and do nothing. - Einstein Referring to those who believe in the freedoms and beliefs this country was founded on

[@rrosaseconda]

Love the segments where Trevor testifies & raps in Congress sitting next to Bernie Sanders & Warrren Gunnels. I'd watch that!

[@trewerd]

That joke about lateness and phones is absolutely on point. It bothers me whenever I hang out with my friends and they're constantly checking thier phone.

[@theotherone9416]

Phil Mickelson did mean to say "balance" that wasn't where he made a mistake. That's when he said "life", he wanted to say "bank account" : "It's going to help balance my bank account"

[@blankface_]

Trevor really sounds like he’s having trouble saying “sixth” lol

[@MsJordanElaine]

I came looking for this comment. Lol. He definitely says sixth a little weirdly. I wonder if it’s a him thing out a South African thing? He doesn’t add the ‘s’ sound before the ‘th’ sound.

[@marcusbeason4264]

@@MsJordanElaine definitely did the same thing I’m like “I know someone said something about this”😂

[@vinijohnson4695]

Listen at 7:53 the way he pronounces “controversy”.

[@snacking5908]

@@vinijohnson4695 that part is normal.

[@nancywutzke5392]

Anybody ever think that it may be his accent bleeding through??

[@oilyoily2959]

trump: "They got me on camera trying to overthrow the government" also trump:"it wasn't me"

[@katiehettinger7857]

You would think Trumpkin's theme song would be Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

[@damnumonkeyballs]

Bro not even Shaggy can get you outta this one Drumph lol

[@mlggamer5296]

Instantly shaggy's version with James Corden just came to mind

[@WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio]

With all the times trump lied but we all got to see video evidence... I'm baffled that his base doesn't think the libtards got a doppelganger of him...

[@quacknaround]

I mean the cops do it 🤷‍♀️

[@Dodoskee]

We do have to pay for universities in Europe, even the public ones. Not as much as you do for your State Universities but it's not free. Public healthcare, on the other hand, really is free or almost free, it depends on how much you earn. What is really appalling in the US is the lack of public healthcare for all and the price of insulin and other life-saving drugs. A civilized, democratic country should do better than that.

[@paivyt.]

Here in Finland an education for citizens is totally free from preschool to college, and also universities...

[@echiniderm]

One of the best episodes ever. I love Trevor.

[@bozo7769]

*Lock them up* *Lock them up* *Lock them up*

[@XShadowWolf1926]

Whatever was going on Bernie wasn’t not having it

[@cindymeyer-hunt3208]

So glad to see you back and on top of your game again Mr. Trevor Noaaaaaah!! Love you man!! 🤟👍💃🙏💗😘

[@KatlegoSibiya]

Trevor killed this segment 🤣🤣

[@robberbarron8161]

“And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me. The greatest thing you ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.”

[@osvaldodomingos9041]

Bro, Desi is just the funniest person in the history of Late Show. I was rolling in the ground laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CableAnna]

I'm sorry I've not been watching these for a while, but now I remember why I used to! Thank you for the way you deliver these serious and current topics. Definitely different here where I live but still very insightful! Love from Finland.

[@RandallChase1]

The irony is that USB literally stands for Universal Serial Bus. Yet they refuse to allow it to be universal!!

[@user-nf9xc7ww7m]

There's a store where I live called worlds best tacos. Just because they say it's worlds best, doesn't make it so. Just because USB-IF (the OPEC of connectors) say they're universal doesn't make it so. Remember, the companies involved are in it for a profit. They could have bribed the EU govt to exclude their competitors.

[@bw13579_]

TREVOR IS A GREAT ENTERTAINER, HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO GET YOU ENGAGED IN THE NEWS.

[@chrgeorgeson]

Why are you yelling?

[@katalac]

@@chrgeorgeson don't take it personally..some people have issues with their eyesight

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

Yawn

[@dnight3037]

More ppl should be punished for Jan 6th

[@katiehettinger7857]

They will be. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊

[@ClaudioMichel]

More precisely: The right people should finally be punished!

[@BLANCODABARBER79]

Yup on both sides

[@dnight3037]

@@BLANCODABARBER79 ?

[@JustHereForCats]

If that was a crowd of POC, we wouldn’t have made it to the front steps… you already know what it is

[@toms7280]

Oh the suffering plight of the millionaire professional golfer, who does so much golfing for humanity and yet feels so betrayed by a freely elected democratic nation to have to flee overseas to play for a ruthless ruling king. Where is the tiny violin orchestra to play Mozart's Requiem in D Minor ?

[@YH-gp9hd]

Trevor, I loved your show, you made my day, Thank you!

[@bigzilla2534]

Trevor is straight clowning in this episode 🤡🤣😂

[@Michaelkaydee]

Trevor's Tucker is hilarious 😂

[@Dem4ever63]

I remember that day. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. Made me sick to watch all those ppl disrespecting our Government. They say they're patriots and then commit acts like THAT. Sickening.

[@alethiawalker3645]

I just loveeeeeee Trevor for his insightful, humorous commentary. He gives us happy moments in these hard times.

[@jouleml]

I almost didnt want this to end...hilarious. Loh

[@rgrifferon]

Only Liars are afraid of the Truth, Truth never changes.

[@joermnyc]

Sadly too many people will call the truth “fake news” and ignore it in favor of something that conforms to their own cult narrative.

[@lexruptor]

No, the truth changes often. You're thinking of facts. Facts don't change.

[@lexruptor]

@@joermnyc Again, facts. You're thinking of facts.

[@ernestgalvan9037]

“The Truth never changes”. Obi-Won: Hold my Light Saber. …. ‘This is True, from a certain point of view’

[@rgrifferon]

@@ernestgalvan9037 From any point of view, you can distort reality, however the Truth remains the Truth.

[@blueberry-ri7eb]

For the life of me I cannot understand how Congresspersons involved remained in office without even a censure.

[@catherineh6470]

Brilliant! Trevor never disappoints!

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

USB-C is awesome (if kind of a mess with all the different standards) and I'm glad the EU put that mandate in effect. But I honestly just assume Apple is going to wriggle their way out of it somehow.

[@joermnyc]

Phone will come with an adaptor like for 1/8’ jack headphones.

[@RubbrChickn]

Maybe wireless charging only, just remove or disable the charging port

[@jodinsan]

@@joermnyc That's so adorable you think it will "come with" an adapter. This is Apple were talking about. The adapter will be sold separately for 50$.

[@NoRezos]

@@jodinsan Does that include the wire as well?

[@vanle3828]

Honestly. My phone, my laptop, my ear buds and my tablet uses usb-c, and my laptop charger has adaptive charging, so I only bring one charger out whenever I need it. Why have different chargers for everything?

[@ericmiller93]

Just say you’re doing it for the money. It’d still be despicable, but at least it’d be honest.

[@shan0997]

Ikr

[@earlwest3502]

Thank you- great program!!!!

[@davidrobledo9723]

Such a fantastic episode!!

[@francescalittle4414]

thank you for a great show

[@TuttifruttiNinja]

I have to say, Trevor is by far the funniest of the bunch. He kind of puts everyone else to shame... I think Trevor is one of the funniest people in general and next to him I find the others to be kind of cringe (mostly the woman and the tall guy)

[@ivani.valeri2428]

Michael Costa... cringe? How DARE you???

[@Asmithiphonic5]

Nah John Stewart all day

[@comkver]

Colbert would like a word.

[@xy6845]

The woman and the tall guy? Desi and Roy?? 😹

[@frezerh]

This show has gotten SO MUCH BETTER now!!!

[@maxiuspiane]

That ending between you and Desi was so beautifully comedic!

[@cxa011500]

I get tired of hearing about "promises." They said Trump was going to be convicted for tax evasion but nothing seems to have come from it. 😒

[@Asmithiphonic5]

Witch-hunt after witch-hunt of distractions

[@jessestreet2549]

Be patient. the doj has talented and experienced RICO lawyers on his trail and Mnunchin isn't protecting him anymore.

[@Asmithiphonic5]

@@jessestreet2549 distracting witch hunts

[@jessestreet2549]

@@Asmithiphonic5 going to be a bunch of GrOPer witches doing prison time. quit whining and enjoy the show.

[@swiff8137]

Sooo…just that one orangutan joke? That incident deserves a whole segment of its own if u ask me. And his Tucker Carlson impersonation is so annoyingly accurate🤣🤣

[@sarahfaith00]

I love the auf Wiedersehen, Tschüss because at the doctors office you do say auf Wiedersehen to the waiting room (other patients) but then you say Tschüss to the staff. Spot on.

[@donnaleehilden2762]

love your schtick it's Fabulous love the no harsh phrases

[@nulnoh219]

LOL Apple probably gonna come up with an adapter and charge 100 euros each.

[@laughingliberal3979]

Trevor Noah is hilarious , love him!

[@j.e.klopfer5819]

Luv Trevor; just Luv Trevor !!!! Class, Charm, and Truthfulness !!!!

[@AlbertWChang]

Thanks for putting out a long episode🙏🏼

[@gryphonberlin]

On behalf of all my friends in Europe - thanks for the compliments! We are able to make these kind of decisions, with 27 Countries .. it can be difficult and takes a while, but we at least try to legislate for the people of Europe.. and by 'we' of course I do mean the democratically elected Representatives - kind of like in America - but many more Parties and ideologies.... which should made it harder to find consensus -- and yet... it is just as you said ... ports for chargers .... oh, and there is a War on less than 800 miles from where I am, in Berlin.. Now... how is congress/senate doing about protecting children...?

[@rudysal1429]

Let's not get high and mighty. I agree that America has a lot to work on and hopefully when more of these old politicians start dying of soon there will be more improvements with people who aren't completely senile. Also, I would think Germans would not want to impose some sort of superiority over others....

[@gryphonberlin]

@@rudysal1429 No, and that is why it it so tricky with the Ukraine - Germany does not have a fighting army - they tend to train other troops -, and do other non firing of guns in foreign interventions- and Germany is not particularly in a top 'follow me -i know ' mode anymore.... Merkel was obstructionist. and the E. U.could be even more a united union of countries... socialist parties are now getting back into control..the optimism is still here enough. If we forget - we just look at Britain ... and know we better get on with things.

[@gryphonberlin]

Forgot to say - I am American - born and bred ... but also British ... very much through and through ... and as you have probably guessed .. also a German citizen. I have lived in all3 places for an average of 20 years each... learned the ways, cultures, politics - and I can honestly say - since 1984 when i first flew out of Chicago O'hare ... the amount of time i was asked to justify the latest u.s. atrocity ( & that includes 3 Republican President) or, on the other side of things - extreme sympathy from people.. knowing that in general -The u.s. is not all Bushes and Trumps...so I have tried over and over with explaining .. and yet America immer defies logic and common sense, ignoring the lesson hard earned from other Countries. I was in Britian when the mass shooting that caused the U.K. to change it's laws on guns... do know what I remember from that time? Not that much of a problem here ..and while focussing on the specifics Britain would need .. we all learned a bit about the other Countries in the World thtat had banned weapos of no real usage for the average Brit. Law was passed .. a few grumpies - and business concerns scream a lot... but the public didn't .. Logic took over - In America ... invert the last 2 things .. and there is why I can be a bit high and mighty... lived - experianced - and heard what the majority felt... and lobbyists were silenced. When the U.S house/senate/ and President show half the bravery as the majority of little tiny voices .. of the People.. then i will with great humility apologize ... and sorry to say the watery deal from both Houses willnot cut it. Fingers are still always crossed.

[@Synathidy]

"The most balance in my life" The most bank account balance, he means. Saudi Arabia is making bank with the high oil prices. They can buy our athletes, no problem.

[@luminousfractal420]

Switch to green energy and get ahead of the game. Oil won't last much longer, supplies are almost gone.

[@Asmithiphonic5]

@@luminousfractal420 America was ahead of the game when it was the leading exporter of oil in the world for the first time in decades which we have PLENTY more of

[@jameseddleman6944]

Tervor Noah, you are a blessing.

[@MarcoSerralheiro]

Brilliant as ever!!

[@mohammedbasha1404]

Trevor is upping his game these days

[@freefalln]

Meidas Touch on KZbin will also be airing the 1/6 Hearings. Just FYI, if you are lokking for a place to watch!

[@philipwilliamson5332]

Yo that Lin Manuel parody has me in STITCHES 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glenwcrow]

Excellent for the umpteenth time out of the park now for Thursday

[@christinaulibarri4777]

All the Saudi's had to do was show them the money 💰 and nothing else mattered. Just ask Jerid Kuscner and Steve Mnuchin who still need to be investigated for the billions in Investment money they received from the Saudi government.

[@robotempire]

i like how every “late night”-style show has its own custom schtick. Trevor has the “animated asides” where he sticks his face in a whatever, anyway i gotta charge my phone, later guys. Trev call me later, I’m learning Xhosa

[@madonnasbutthole9674]

How are you learning Xhosa?

[@RR42636]

@@madonnasbutthole9674 duolingo

[@madonnasbutthole9674]

@@RR42636 They haven't uploaded it yet as far as I know. I have an account and I've been waiting for them for months to introduce Xhosa.

[@mannymat2645]

" That's what they say about me. " lol 😆

[@lifetimevents3726]

Trevor is incredible Awesome 👍 Trevor keep it up your a Rock star ⭐

[@discreetperson]

i cud watch Trevor for the whole day and not get bored

[@ken-ls2vc]

Another masterpiece

[@gl1723]

Keeping it 100%... As much as I LOVELOVELOVE Trevor & TDS, I actually liked it when he had one of the correspondent's sitting off to the side, and they'd interrupt him with their POV's while he was delivering the news. It felt a lot more spontaneous & appeared to get a real genuine reaction from Trevor. (Just one viewer's opinion) Love Y'all! 💙

[@aubreeshepherd1873]

Loved this!!!!

[@prateekbansalnitk]

Question: Why would 4 capitol police commit suicide because of the Jan 6th events? I have not heard police committing suicide after any other protests, irrespective of how violent the protests were!

[@chasitynunez9488]

Or was it suicide?

[@prateekbansalnitk]

@@chasitynunez9488 I am open for theories!

[@evelyngorfram9306]

IDK specifically; but my impression is that it was because of the confusion, contradictory orders, and lack of support for police during the insurrection rioting. The ideologues that were supposed to be all "Blue Lives Matter" and "These Colors Don't Run" were suddenly beating police officers with flagpoles, officers on one side of the Capitol Building were radioing "Officer Down! Need backup immediately" to commanders on the other side who still thought they were there for peaceful crowd control duties, US Capitol Police and Washington DC Police (two separate agencies with different command & communication structures) operating at cross purposes, etc. There was also a big racial component to the chaos: many of the police officers (especially the DC police) were black, and the vast majority of the insurrectionists were white. Racial insults were hurled, and some white insurrectionists beat up black police officers. It's rough to be a black person in the US, and it was rough to be a police officer that day, and both may have added up to more than some of them could handle. Hope this helps.

[@sjbock]

A couple of them collaborated ahead of time with those planning the insurrection and knew when it failed the investigation would expose them.

[@prateekbansalnitk]

@@evelyngorfram9306: Impressive storyline, but again, I don't think it was the first protest to turn from peaceful to chaotic. And every violent protest is traumatic for the police. Not the first protest to have a racial colour to it as well. Can someone share one other protest in history of violent protests where police personnel committed suicide days after the protest? To me it is very odd, but maybe it is just me!

[@anawkwardbeing7100]

"You always know when I'm secretly talking about vaginas. You're a feminist that way." HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS

[@tarekjuman8339]

Lol, that desi skit at the end was great. So hilarious

[@bettymaugeri7316]

Thank you for the laughs 🤣