Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups - JonTron

[@TradingAces]

Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.

[@MrCalverino]

me too 😄

[@Nia1sworld512]

Right here

[@pas1411]

Yep, me3

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Especially the pizza flavoured ones

[@smollsaladhonestmistakes9493]

Checking in, I miss the guy

[@NicoPanasiuk]

"Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron I want that on a t-shirt!

[@chef7196]

😂

[@ryanrombalski378]

I think someone made a design. Hold on, let me find this shit. ... Here it is: twitter.com/CColdGaming/status/670860820235083776

[@NicoPanasiuk]

oh my god...

[@TeboxYT]

+Itzar fuck you

[@Athai_]

+MrTeabox lol why?

[@CreepsMcPasta]

You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?

[@Thebossstage1]

What are you doing here?

[@stevedyssal2495]

Wow, all my subscriptions are crossing over in the comments section. Now to just sit back and wait for Fitzthistlewits to appear.

[@sassynick5598]

Now, all i need to see is Cryotic appearing here, and im going apeshit

[@harrykelly2172]

BIG YOU-TUBERS ENJOY WATCH THE VIDEOS OF OTHER BIG YOU-TUBERS! THIS SHITS INSANE! This is too much, I think I need to rest...

[@harrykelly2172]

Harry Kelly *watching

[@Bl4ckD0g]

I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I'm scared moving on!

[@MintyArisato]

Japanese media in a nutshell

[@illucidate3749]

Japan 101: Accurate myhtos/history, but with Anime

[@addemup8645]

It's not that hard, I do it on a biweekly basis.

[@cheezekeke3951]

As an anime enjoyer…. It’s known as japan being japan

[@Dynamotogh]

I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.

[@Brawlcats]

Dynamo Alligatz True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy!

[@Dynamotogh]

Very Gun and Much Scary, Actually Female!

[@Brawlcats]

Dynamo Alligatz Plumber Man and Green Guy: Super!

[@Dynamotogh]

Much scare, deep story, animal robots!

[@Brawlcats]

Dynamo Alligatz Boxing Man: Little Adventure!!

[@Connor_Tyler]

So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.

[@rouju]

Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha

[@Nani-xm8su]

What the fuck

[@Imperium83]

"Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers and Builders' army begins..."

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

WHAT?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veson231]

I think that explanation is the equivalent of the Kubrick.

[@philiphanhurst2655]

0:42 THERE IT IS! The boyfriend pillow!

[@JagoombaTV]

I was about to comment that, congrats for beating me to it XD

[@guinealover6674]

They finally got him. After all these years, he has become a true believer.

[@Mor1adim]

What a callback

[@RangingCatX5]

Omgggggg how????

[@galffygergojozsef7816]

YES!YES!!YES!!!

[@mr.duck1246]

Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video

[@greymoonz1]

and start crying because we won't have any Christmas specials anymore...

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

yep.

[@aragornthe5th]

@@greymoonz1 Why not?

[@ImpDraPalMod]

Good to know I'm not the only one

[@Geepgeep642]

@@greymoonz1 ur a furry

[@AlphaQHard]

5:20 Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.

[@connor48880]

Had he flipped them off of his middle fingers that would’ve been animal cruelty And a quintuple bird flip

[@the_milkmann]

I mean it would be a quadruple bird flip in some countries

[@rockmanbeta8055]

Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived! The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!

[@adamstegall5732]

Use your feet and then it's a six flip off

[@thechubbycreeperplays2350]

@@adamstegall5732 *sextuplet bird flip

[@collegecollege6848]

I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs

[@LieutenantJoey]

College. Yep. College.

[@KonEl-BlackZero]

You two eye balls conspiracist make me sick

[@lenkagamine4145]

@Radar O’Reilly You get six.

[@CasaiAgicap]

I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.

[@killerkirby366]

Ohh shit then I need to see someone

[@sawyerpatton2932]

Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.

[@snigamer3749]

haha

[@cookiecookie3207]

The problem is the game is the drug

[@HayDawgBruh]

How high does a human being have to be to understand these games?

[@sawyerpatton2932]

two hours non-stop gameplay of Earthbound high.

[@judgecat9284]

I have spent the last 5 years of my life trying to get as high as possible, I still have no fucking clue.

[@jcruz5050]

Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!" Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"

[@schmoyoho]

11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment

[@UniverseKeeper2]

o_o, you being cereal right now? ...cauuuuse I wanna see it then :D

[@Mr._Matt]

Fun seeing a comment from the songify folks. "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" is too fantastic. =D

[@firesauce9016]

schmoyoho *N O I T C A N T B E U N S E E N*

[@dig4587]

Hey smo, do pbg's cole

[@jameson1239]

THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSEEN

[@bellknight3310]

This video is almost 5 years old. Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade

[@convoy034]

Bell Knight ikr times have changed

[@orukarm]

Now normal boots is dead

[@cuteemilycringes]

time sucks

[@taurterus8306]

2:10 2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim. 2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.

[@BlakouttheMM]

@@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.

[@Reilly-K]

Fun fact: Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

Reilly-K And sonic and sega all stars racing.

[@Reilly-K]

Oh, cool! Never played that one myself, so I wouldn't know.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Reilly-K Fun fact: If you play Sonic Riders you may *die*

[@Reilly-K]

Yeah, the learning curve is pretty steep. It can be really frustrating until you get the hang of how to play it.

[@walnzell9328]

Why must I hold the z button to accelerate in Sonic Riders? I got so many hand cramps.

[@FlashQuatsch]

Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

And also the fact that you can play the entirety of both the Master System version and Arcade version of Fantasy Zone in Lost Judgement.

[@Chaos89P]

Even before that, you could play several NES games in a GameCube game.

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@Chaos89P Animal Crossing, remember trying Balloon Fight on there

[@SkyeRoseVT1073]

"Where'd this learn to save a nation? The United States?" *Seinfeld theme intensifies

[@peucoman]

Seinfeld...as in Jerry Seinfeld? *JERRY!?*

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@peucoman is getting upset!

[@cardboardfox6728]

Strongest Potato Nnnnnewman.

[@brandicardwell6516]

Bro..........this is my new favorite comment of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willfahey6348]

Ahh yes, I see you too are a man of culture.

[@hecka_cool]

I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal

[@ex0duzz]

What is ytp?

[@xmm-cf5eg]

@ ex0duzz A "YTP" or KZbin Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!

[@pixelatedbishop]

Sounds pretty accurate

[@fartface8918]

7.62 x39mm Wow good Way of describing it I thought you were going to fail but that’s pretty good

[@BirdRaiserE]

7.62 x39mm What a helpful intermediate rifle cartridge

[@rainyrainold]

Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.

[@nickirmen6671]

He actually has an IMDB page, one I can remember off the top of my head was Yooka-Laylee

[@logger8498]

A bird from a hat in time

[@drummer703]

He’s not even from NY

[@untunedguitar45]

Until that was removed

[@hepatitisf7495]

@@logger8498 yeah, he’s the receptionist

[@Clouded-Logic]

"I think my life is measured in Abobos." Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Who's abobo?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

A villain from Double Dragon.

[@TerrorLTZ]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 and a meme that became his own game... Thanks people from newgrounds

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Oh thanks

[@thatkatkrazykid4742]

I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*

[@connor48880]

That’s such a great quote

[@Gunbudder]

Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...

[@NSIII]

Great Job.

[@otteroftoast2616]

I'm impressed.

[@WarriorCatsGamer]

I salute to you for finding that

[@pepsia6508]

Nice find yo

[@standeryck7477]

wow

[@ramirezthesilvite]

JON'S GETTIN' UPSET! one of the funniest lines ever lol

[@eggie948]

He reminds me of josh bell lmao

[@tankmaverick99]

You'd really like Seinfeld then

[@yupitsjessbbyx3]

+Joce E.T. Josh Peck?

[@eggie948]

+Jessica Ayala Omf I must have been half asleep when I wrote that lmao

[@epickalamaricatswag7733]

ramirezthesilvite

[@lukas203]

8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history. I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.

[@HammMann]

5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

And now in 2023 (almost 2024), the game costs over $10,000. 🙂

[@sirquack1815]

4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed. Jontron never dissapoints.

[@willfahey6348]

Yes, an intellectual I have found.

[@pixelwizard9652]

You’d be surprised in 2021

[@Cheesecake_lover360]

@@pixelwizard9652 it's 2022. I can confirm that he never disappoints.

[@BlairGlitchProject]

GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY

[@gyromurphy]

Jerry... jelly... Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?

[@yetiornot5726]

You ever play Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a card featuring a comic jelly bean with a sword named Jerry Beans Man.

[@BeowulfNorther]

well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L. so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"

[@KoolenDasheppi]

@@BeowulfNorther You ruined the damn joke!

[@gyromurphy]

@@BeowulfNorther dude....

[@kareemmasri3934]

Koolen Dasheppi honestly reading his comment after reading the joke made it funnier for me.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

I miss this. I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.

[@chiffre800]

same

[@SeanHiruki]

Me too man. His new stuff is still hilarious but I miss the games

[@gracekim1998]

I mean not everyone is able to do game reviews forever 😅

[@HermitKing731]

Most of all I wish Jon would go back to being funny.

[@dizzydial8081]

@@HermitKing731 How many angry video game nerd clones do you need?

[@kattyallialchemy5025]

5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"

[@smashster1787]

5:18 “Two can play at that game!” Proceeds to lift up two Jacques that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

[@brik_productions3813]

9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

[@ZorotheGallade]

1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.

[@justmovedin]

Of all vegetables, why artichoke???

[@CarozQH]

It's just regular old Desert Strike, with an artichoke printed on it.

[@singingsun04]

I looked it up. Unfortunately it was photoshopped

[@pyrotempestwing]

6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?

[@jonnynaylor8112]

Indeed

[@masonasaro2118]

That was the craziest week of MY life

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

pyrotempestwing fun times.

[@doom7850]

1999 bizarre summer

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

I don't remember that considering the fact that I was born in November of that very same year.

[@alankarogserbanvancann7700]

"He's trying to save everyone... by killing everyone..? Where did this guy learn how to save people? In the usa?" True words my friends.

[@nmac1563]

Alan karog serban van Cann because they had an example, Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Good old U.S.A!

[@router9717]

Loved that part!

[@guardiansparky1766]

+James Bond He learned everything he knew from DC films Superman

[@Pepe_Lurkin]

Alan karog serban van Cann it’s not like your a perfect ball of sunshine

[@radarred4529]

Sadly, that's how the world works. You have to give something to get something.

[@AlextheKaijuFan]

Oh my goodness, I could barely breathe.

[@bluetheraptortm2430]

_stop spamming me please_

[@AlextheKaijuFan]

Queta?

[@bluetheraptortm2430]

Alex the Kaiju Fan -_-

[@AlextheKaijuFan]

Sorry Blue.

[@bluetheraptortm2430]

Alex the Kaiju Fan _k_

[@thewyvernripper]

"I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!" -JonTron 2014

[@llMarvelous]

That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it

[@Lucasa9Poke]

>talks about japanese Shoot Em' Ups >puts Touhou music in the video >doesn't talk about Touhou

[@Lucasa9Poke]

***** Unless you think a flying shrine maiden, alongside a magician, another shrine maiden and a maid, defeating vampires, ghosts, lunarians, gods, cats, crows, a buddhist, a taoist, a bunch of instruments and a girl flying inside a bowl is completely normal.

[@ZeStreD]

Lucasa9Poke Its not that abnormal especially not to this level lol. I wish he would do a video on normal ones so he would HAVE to include Touhou though.

[@Soxviper]

Touhou isn't that weird.

[@annabontempo7399]

>uses greentext outside of 4chan

[@Lucasa9Poke]

the violinist >never went to 4chan >uses it anyway

[@hatlesszebra]

Am I the only one that constantly watches jontron vids like a good tv show marathon

[@blockman3508]

You mean there's other things on KZbin?

[@SladeBallard]

I shit you not, I might have watched each one of his videos at least 30 times.

[@DotaMaster321]

same here

[@donquixote1005]

Yes. You are the only person in the world who does that.

[@stevejohnson2987]

Hatless zebra no

[@acorpse1535]

"Now that's just inappropriate." THAT'S JAPAN FOR YA JOHN

[@abrahamambriz892]

There has to be at least one weeb moment in our lives.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@abrahamambriz892 Why??????

[@abrahamambriz892]

@@curtisleblanc5897 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@abrahamambriz892 NO, srsly. Why?

[@abrahamambriz892]

@@curtisleblanc5897 Because we can't be normies forever.

[@dannyboy7708]

6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.

[@GloriousGandalf]

(Although it makes a GameBoy sound as it starts up lol)

[@PixelatedPerfection]

"Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"

[@Strummie]

Seinfeld reference.

[@willfahey6348]

To me the rest of the episode can just be Yada-Yada-Yada-ed.

[@theinsomniactepig9305]

I'm willing to take a guess they meant jelly, as in jelly beans, because that's what it looks like they're doin'

[@janmanuel4273]

@@theinsomniactepig9305 i might think that by "Jerry" they actually meant "Jelly" in japanese accent

[@johnt.campbell316]

@@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."

[@SuperAlphamale13]

8:03 still the greatest reaction he has ever done hands down

[@santiagocastro948]

SuperAlphamale13 That the same reaction ween you pass the test whit a perfect and you don't study

[@Reesesoulant]

9:50 is the best one acctually

[@Diabl0Mask]

"I've fallen, and I choose not to get up".

[@Azure_Flame]

It annoys me that I cannot remember/find what piece of music that is. -_-

[@koboldbussymuncher7240]

AzureFlame ode to joy

[@ShyShyTAS]

_>adds Touhou music_ _>doesn't mention any Touhou games_

[@danielbedrossian5986]

Touhou too decent for these insaneties, dont you think? Even if sometimes it brings up human eating, and deaply drunk ahmm... girls...

[@myon-]

i think its best touhou isnt introduced to a wider group of people in the west

[@danielbedrossian5986]

@@myon- I wonder if I dont know all of them to LoLK.

[@Copperhell144]

You think wrong, son!

[@violetcore1813]

HERESY

[@b6b4g3]

Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.

[@yasu_red]

One of the first songs played in the video is a midi cover of "Let's live in a lovely cemetery" from the 13th game

[@biggoofy]

It’s popular so it’s not weird enough

[@warrenpeace5537]

Is it just me, or does the song at the end sound a bit like a retro Catastrophe in Bhava-agra ~ Wonderful Heaven?

[@orange0666]

Not weird enough

[@dacypher22]

"Now I'm no eyeball scientist, but I don't think you get to have that many eyeballs" made me laugh possibly harder than any other thing I have seen on KZbin.

[@Hoffy1138]

DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!

[@andresenakerber6095]

+hoffy1138 hey hoffy

[@ValoricStarlight]

+hoffy1138 HOFFY1138!!!!!!!

[@IDrawOthers]

Smile Wii U everyday.

[@oldfiregodgamer7422]

BANGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA BLOWN UP NES WORLD .......BU!!!!!...

[@huskyquest6911]

+hoffy1138 OH HEY

[@Neptunian_Pigs]

12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test

[@Voodoo_Robot]

Frogsnail. Not snailfrog. A common mistake.

[@Neptunian_Pigs]

I guess I didn't study either

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

@@Neptunian_Pigs shame

[@Graybat12]

Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on KZbin. The shelf-life of most KZbin content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.

[@TomboTime]

6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.

[@Tanzklaue]

the game was just that special that it deserved this sort of treatment.

[@LinziOfficial]

He had to shake things up. Besides, it still made a Game Boy Color sound effect, so it wasn't actually correct

[@wrijack]

It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done. Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.

[@berzerk130]

Unoriginal Username OH GAWD HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID, THE SMBS, MMMMMMMMMH

[@ootfan7882]

*Titenic*

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

8:04-8:12 Hands down, one of the BEST JonTron reactions in history!

[@mattybear312]

*whhaaaut daaahh faaaaaaauuuck*

[@LightSoul-8]

Man 1910 times were *JERRY*

[@LightSoul-8]

Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!

[@aaronsouthan7798]

Whoo! 200th like... I hate my existence.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

It's a Jelly Bean weapon, but Japanese has no 'L' sounds. They come out like a rolled 'R'.

[@kylekorverfan7267]

Carter Heck hey im Jerry Fight me

[@LightSoul-8]

390 likes....just wow...you guys are amazing!

[@GoodfellaZeta4873]

4:57 Oh my goood. 5:11 I love how resigned and matter-of-fact his tone of voice is.

[@ShotgunMcgee666]

And in today's JonTron comments section: People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event. People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event. People asking why Touhou isn't in this. People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this. People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes. People saying JonTron isn't funny any more. People saying JonTron is still funny. People saying JonTron is a sellout. People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off. People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

[@Canyon_Storm]

Wait what up with jon and ps4, I missed this story.

[@Lopiny]

Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.

[@OreallyR17]

Lopiny ...Really? Way to be overly PC tumblr.

[@BenandJery]

Also, people talking about what people are talking about in this comments section

[@_fesh]

You missed the 1% of people saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

[@megastan8362]

Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou. But Japan. Japan. *Why.*

[@bobby31723]

@veevyo the story is a bit weird but the games themselves are pretty standard in terms of visuals and mechanics

[@bobby31723]

@veevyo i fail to see the problem :)

[@austinm.9832]

Tofu is Chinese, I now this is an old comment, but it needs to be clarified.

[@spacesatan5840]

I cant escape Touhou no matter how hard i try

[@Chaos89P]

And trust me, you never will. So just let Touhou and ZUN himself come as they come.

[@HellfireLynx22]

Potato: French Fries Jerry: Jelly Beans Pie: Cream Pies Ice: Ice Cream Yeah okay.

[@howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437]

oh god PLEASE DONT SAY CREAM PIE!

[@HellfireLynx22]

Dan Man10 MUHAHAHAHAHAH

[@jr637-1]

***** Or snow cones. It's kind of hard to tell between ice cream and snow cones.

[@_korbo_]

CrusadingChristian "ice" is litterally how they call ice cream in japan. Not surprisingly since it's just "ice cream" but omitting the cream.

[@ZeDingoBlag]

***** And people wonder where the food modes in Tyrian came from

[@SoraSkyAtic]

0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)

[@psycho_maniac1389]

"You know what's not free?" "Food"

[@UltimateLegoFan324]

FIGHT

[@schtinky1151]

Mercy killings

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????

[@joeganbogan270]

No. That's the first boss.

[@jamegumb880]

+Joseph Donnelly Subsequent bosses get a lot weirder and gayer.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

+Jame Gumb DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM! Mere mortals do not have the capacity in their minds or their souls to comprehend the sheer evil that awaits them!

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Jame Gumb another has fallen...

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

+TheGrayMysterious Wat

[@tubey84]

I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.

[@mayormccheese2641]

Lee K Like…the cartridge just appeared in your house? Either a friend forgot it out your house, or you had a very strange intruder XD

[@mayormccheese2641]

And if it's the ladder, you might want to tell your parents to change their home security system lol

[@jake-xy3pq]

Lee K I played it on that Sega game collection for the 360

[@chayden153]

Lee K that happened to me, when I had my PS2 random games(Destroy All Humans 2, Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, Sly Cooper) would just show up

[@basedvibes5688]

8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch

[@cointocontinue2227]

I HAVE FALLEN. AND I CHOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!

[@kylekorverfan7267]

The Other Guy 150th like

[@Ribbons0121R121]

well atleast pope francis decided to show up

[@DEthe5150]

*CHOOSE

[@yank33withnobrim]

6:20 Can someone explain why is a Black SUV parking at my Door?

[@insertnamehere7228]

It’s your parent for a visit Or the potato mercenaries.

[@cameliongrim183]

That's the fbi trying to erase that sh*t from your brain, if i was you, go through the backdoor and run

[@nathandioza7821]

@@cameliongrim183 *FBI OPEN UP!!!*

[@cameliongrim183]

@@nathandioza7821me: no one's home *crashs through window* you'll never take me alive

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@cameliongrim183 me: *Watching through window of another house* Huh. Neat. *Eats sub-sandwich*

[@cynarjulep]

"[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?" Take my like

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

lets bomb everything 030

[@pfvyuigvyhuhu6253]

Owen Bodine Only when there's nothing but ashes left will they know true FREEDOM

[@pepijn23]

5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.

[@leonidasdraconic]

9:50 OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE x'D this is the best JonTron yet can't wait for the next one xD instant favorite ^_^

[@leonidasdraconic]

Also truxton is a really cool shooter game :D check it out if you get the chance ^w^

[@diobrando5367]

I love him!!!! He's so amazing!!! Do you know yamimash? 030

[@leonidasdraconic]

Javice Martinez yes xD do you know markiplier :D

[@diobrando5367]

Yus 030 he is so gorgeous!!!!!

[@leonidasdraconic]

Javice Martinez x3

[@Capn_Whiskey]

True Sword & Lots Magic Adventure Boy is one of the all time greats, but I love Mayhem Plumbing & Turtle Harm Super Brothers. It's a true classic!

[@HotsoupTheMighty]

That's nothing compared to Many jump jump shoot blue metal boy.

[@GibsonGamesChannel]

Wall Meat Whip Man is my personal favorite.

[@cromtuiseagain]

Dude, Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission Firm (not to be confused with the 80's computer game Unseen Animal-Name Pistol Mission) was the best. Made a genre out of itself.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

I like Catching Monster Much Fightness

[@CrusadiaIX]

I like Lots Gun and Bad Demons myself, but Super Armour Gun vs Painful Aliens practically reinvented the genre.

[@crustyboogers]

"I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

*"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"

[@deoxysandmew2162]

"I HAVE GET UP AND I CHOOSE NOT TO FALLEN!"

[@AJPwny]

"I HAVE UP TO GET FALLS & I NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE!"

[@tyleradamson3045]

I dont feel good...

[@CandiCarcass-dk5hc]

Rockabiliter Is A Cool Word I've been referencing that all day

[@lostsoul2u184]

Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.

[@s7121n9s]

"jerry?? jerry!! jons gettin upset!!!"

[@americana_incarnate1717]

Eric Payne THE GERREYS ARE COMING.

[@grimgrithius6716]

Herro Jerry...Hello Jelly.....pattern?

[@professionaldaft7403]

2:30 damn, this video was released when Sonic Boom existed, I feel like I'm watching a time paradox

[@abloodcorpse3318]

Finally someone who gets it. Seriously tho it feels like that game released only 2 years ago.

[@rawrbot6933]

0:26 The score is "00031082010", which is a reference to the first episode of JonTron, posted on August 31st, 2010 (or 31/08/2010)

[@DunkChasby]

blawkland

[@pepijn23]

10:27 I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂

[@KARMAZYNA]

The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.

[@Dreigonix]

+ReiuShanra Japanese Ranguage.

[@lapotato9140]

i don't think it was done on accident, my dude

[@tamojitray2584]

Tom and jelly.

[@jorrogboe]

ReiuShanra Shut the fuck up you dirty weeb.

[@cherryistrash4080]

ReiuShanra Herro, wrercrome to our home

[@kylezaking]

"The Japanese make some crazy shit, but what can you expect when they've been living on an island for what thousands of years. Your brain's bound to make up weird stuff." This makes so much sense. How did I not see it before.

[@applesandgrapesfordinner4626]

It's called...isolation.

[@thr3351]

Yeah, isolation does some fucked up things to you. I can personally attest to that myself.

[@cyber20209]

I live in ireland, and that only happens to some of us... Pour exemple moi

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

3:07 "Story here is one for the ages" For ages 18+ i imagine?

[@eliasvangemert5699]

Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years

[@top5youtubers944]

Is that a defense mechanism or are you just happy to see me

[@wildrage38]

Where was that i forgot

[@kei_nishimaru]

I've gotta admit, Jon's videos have Insanely Rewatchablity.

[@Kooltrex]

So true that's why i don't mind the long wait periods between releases

[@playahwon]

You're so right you have no idea how many times I've watched these videos in a row.

[@smerdyakov]

Indeed!!

[@zoey4259]

King derp prince of prince prince of the prince prince of prince prince princess of the British princess of China prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland prince prince of prince prince princess of China prince of Scotland princess of China prince of prince prince of America

[@toastedfox8140]

Mygingerguy true dat, I watched this video 4 times

[@willpwn4cash]

"Where did this guy learn to save a country, the United States?" Can we stop talking about sjw's and start talking about how great that line was?

[@PeterOwenReal]

Charles Rainey I'll do it for you.

[@Brandon_Brando]

I thought he was going to make a man of steal joke after saying that

[@chuckbatman5]

That was a great line, I agree

[@Krittening]

Why can't I upvote this twice.

[@sued0n1mm]

That was hilarious

[@villavilla6301]

JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable

[@lancecurry7538]

10:27 - *"No! Not my wiener! My one weakness!"*

[@red_crim826]

Soo wot

[@ootfan7882]

@@red_crim826 *Ech*

[@Gotten1888]

The last game can be used as an example why you don't nuke a country twice.

[@alaeriia01]

Gotten1888 This is what happens if Monty Python made a shmup.

[@markusallen102]

That may actually explain a lot

[@awnaw5529]

Alex Snitzer I want that to exist

[@valkaerie8715]

You mean don't nuke it *Just* twice

[@charliewebberley8067]

The nukes blew away common sense

[@piplupfan77]

Best thing to come home to after work. Thanks Jon, you're the man.

[@shadowcatgamer2521]

NO WAY?

[@N_ickoutwest]

Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.

[@CrispyToast]

10:20 Gee, I wonder what happens if Markiplier plays this game? His reactions would be hilarious.

[@CaeiTridz]

He would scream? Just like every other Markiplier video?

[@SirSandvich]

FrostituteTridz I'm sorry, I believe you've gotten yourself mixed up with PewDiePie.

[@CaeiTridz]

Sir Sandvich They are similar, Markiplier can be intellectual though when he wants to be. Both not great in my opinion

[@HardBoiledGregg]

I like that one Markiplier video where is is real hyper and talks and gets scared easily. You know the one!

[@HardBoiledGregg]

Adam Halpin Remember the one where he says _penis_ in a funny voice?

[@MrGrakk108]

For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.

[@murciadoxial8056]

nor obscure enoght

[@MrGrakk108]

Murcia doxial See? This guy gets it.

[@murciadoxial8056]

Mr. Grakk i get what? :3, do i get an award?!

[@DarkChocolateMilkshake]

Mr. Grakk It may not be weird enough.... But the Tohou games just need to have their own JonTron video. Maybe a drunk one. Those are always funny.

[@soopGnat]

Shadow The Gengar I vote for not encouraging Jon to drink.

[@meta2783]

For touhou fans this will make sense because at 0:54 it sounds like "lets live in a lovely cemetery" from ten desires

[@harrisonmissell1716]

9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

*Is that gonna be on the test?* lmao classic.

[@lancecurry7538]

1:04 - *KETSUI!*

[@jrvalanze]

"Bad guys don't go left to right" -Jon Jafari, 2014

[@AverageJoeCinema]

Yet another great episode. Jon, your content has reached a new standard, and you're consistently keeping it. This is what JonTron season 2 is all about.

[@Master0Corvo]

Haven't I seen you somewhere?

[@AverageJoeCinema]

***** Well hey I enjoy Japanese shoot-em-ups too. I play one, it's called "Me vs. The Earth Federation" kekekekekek

[@AverageJoeCinema]

***** ............. I have no obligation to respond to that.

[@AverageJoeCinema]

***** Just saying, if you're a Gundam fan, sub to me; I've got a reeeaaallll good thing I'm releasing this weekend.

[@Fingleberrys]

JiggyStash Well at least you aren't flying that stupid Zaku II anymore.

[@flameyboy4184]

Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life

[@dale3829]

We don’t have enough eyeballs to take him down

[@communistpootisbirb]

0:43 IT’S THE BOYFRIEND PILLOW!

[@evelinemidkiff1690]

5:46 Do I need to study? Is there gonna be a test? What's with the history lesson?!

[@spoopster809]

"Here's a list of things that AREN'T free. FOOD!" _-Jonathan Jafari, 2014_

[@JohnDoe-pc1qf]

9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.

[@curlysheep4623]

"Save everyone by killing everyone" *Thanos has entered the chat*

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

1/2

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

MCU Thanos or Starlin Thanos?

[@BillehBobJoe]

*looks up harmful park* 500 dollars *insert jontron quote here*

[@ootfan7882]

*I aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin't having that shit!*

[@PlayerFrazier]

*Jon's gettin' upset!*

[@thatskeletordude5271]

supercrapnstuff11 I'M FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

supercrapnstuff11 *Oh, my favorite*

[@AkiraSatou]

Just emulate it

[@2011supergamer]

>Parodius makes some sense. Okay, what kind of weird shit are we going to be getting into if Parodius makes sense compared to this?

[@theworstchannelonjewtube789]

Nice profile pic, Smarty Pants.

[@theultimatejinkazama11]

Btw the main reason why they call it Jerry is because that's the way Japanese people pronounce jelly.

[@HylianKnight02]

TheUltimateJin Kazama not being rude but that just kinda sounds racist....

[@Fanimati0n]

@Garl Vinland The Delightful Children from Down the Lane called sprinkles "Jimmies"

[@Ryusola]

The japanese alphabet literally doesn't have the letter 'L' in it, the closest their language gets to translating L is an 'r'. It's nothing racist just pure interesting fact.

[@brandonlawson2460]

2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron