California Games - JonTron

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

"This girl falls over everything" JON PREDICTED THE DEADLY HALF-INCH

[@theschwiftyman8840]

Think about this

[@DayUndying]

Or how using your eyes will swood

[@goldenexperiencerequiem4714]

If he does fallout 76 he will probably name it west Virginia games

[@tyneman978]

Or how umbrellas hurt

[@Vincent_A.]

Nmotsch idontwannagivemyrealname Oh shit

[@alexanderhollywood141]

I live right next to the famous L.A. dinosaur. It only takes me one grommit to get to Hollywood Mt. Everest and I swood down it every time. And I donate to Vertical Hunger every week.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Alexander Hollywood did Tony tell you to say that????

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

WhAt ThE HeLl a GrOmmIT

[@vadifadoms]

I get it! *I don't get it*

[@elfiot]

That’s pretty swood

[@waterwaifu612]

MrGameAndPlay wonderful *CHEESE* Grommit

[@renkersfox9136]

"Grommet this! Grommet that!" DA FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?! Catches me off guard every time

[@lancecurry7538]

*ME:* I don't know, why don't you ask Wallace?

[@Finn_7117]

Fun Fact: Hitting a grommet is another term for “doing it on the beach”

[@Ollie_the_Possum]

@@Finn_7117 :0

[@frog6992]

The man who used the word Zaggot

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@Finn_7117 im almost positive it isn't. or at least it changed.

[@jackcounts2073]

I wish Jontron would make more content like this. It requires less thought and effort than his newer content, but it’s still pretty great

[@marcuscaballarius2159]

He's over video games.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

True. But I do love how much effort he puts into one joke. The insane amount of PhDs still makes me laugh

[@GoldenEra.Gabriel]

The thing is, he is trying to make us happy. I feel like he’s like worried to release something bad and takes time on every video. I do wish that this is the template he uses now but what he has I feel is still great content.

[@robguerra4058]

Its like remaking a low budget movie that got popular and using a big studio. Yes, there are pluses, a bigger budget, better writers, more resources. But it loses some of the charm that the original had

[@ProfessionalScofflaw]

I mean. I'll take any content. But the good thing is these are still up to watch.

[@gordonfreeman5885]

I cannot stop re-watching jontrons videos

[@ArcherYeehad]

Tell me Gordon! When does half life 3 come out?!

[@AlejandroSilva-mr7yy]

Andrew Faulkenberry the world may never know

[@HACHIAttack]

Gordon Freeman This is the first time to see you talk... in the comments section...

[@alexbridges1243]

Me too lol

[@frogasaur3848]

We all can't stop his show is fucking awesome

[@mattstat716]

For the life of me; I still cannot figure out how he did that awesome editing with the cartridge flying off the skateboard into the game slot. Either it was tied to something and pulled out, then the skateboard was moved and the video reversed OR, Jontron is a magician.

[@bronwynjohnston1669]

Obviously the last

[@bgodley504]

probably stop motion

[@Matthe815]

Either he hired professional editors, or he himself is a professional editor. I mean, having a master's degree in editing may have something to do with it.

[@protol5683]

mattstat716 definitely the latter!

[@superonni3073]

mattstat716 SAME !

[@quoverlord9398]

7:28 that is by far the most powerful *"DAFUQ"* I have ever witnessed...

[@miguelfcotorres]

Da best meme

[@LoopZoopler]

The best *"THE FUCK"*

[@kron0k]

@@LoopZoopler DAFUQ

[@leahhoulihan7025]

8 B

[@eillyouredead1865]

Perfect inlove it

[@Something_Maybe]

Imagine walking in the park, and then seeing a grown man sitting on a skateboard. That would not be coconut 56.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

It's new York they're used to it. It's not the strangest shit they are going to see that day

[@simpsonwizekid]

He'd be one Swood dude

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

@@simpsonwizekid the swoodest grommet

[@Peter-tn4vl]

No, my friend. That would be Tony Hawk.

[@Keedisgay]

Yeah and nor would it be grommet smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@gmosphere]

Jontron really Swoods the grommet on this one

[@Accj21]

+Garrett Monie This is the most vertical hunger video I have ever seen.

[@xXmutantpancakeXx]

+Garrett Monie You footbag

[@corgadork6005]

+Joe Bob STREET HOCK

[@gmosphere]

a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear.

[@scienceguy8]

Or a rubber gasket installed on the inner surface of a hole in a metal or plastic panel used to keep wires and/or hoses from rubbing against the sharp edges of the hole.

[@confidentbottle]

Jon holding Jacque like an Icecream Cone was adorable.

[@CalebCraft10]

Ikr! 😀😁😄😇😉😛😜😙😘😚

[@friskdreemur9439]

Jacques is cute, in general.😀🐦

[@Unkle_Genny]

+Frisk Dreemur Agreed

[@dijaknow8014]

+ConfidentBottle He makes want a pet bird, and i'm a cat person!

[@peach5373]

+Dijaknow missed a word XD

[@blixer8384]

*Yes because horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS!* Had me in stitches.

[@somedumbass7825]

Emmett Leone-Woods holy SWOOD

[@aeu5619]

But who is diagonal hunger for?

[@MrBoygiles]

Shrek the FaZelord420 with a side of 360° noscope The vast and unknowable malevolence that live outside our reality.

[@paschen1791]

diagnal hunger is for mad swood

[@TheVOID561]

me too

[@imstupid880]

Jon, how could you laugh at the rollerskating girl for falling prey to the deadly half-inch?

[@galladegamer3579]

Reptoid 1 reptoid 2

[@matcha6710]

"The Deadly Half-Inch" is just slang for having sex with Jon

[@FractalNinja]

Reptoid 1 took her out, stay woke 🧐

[@-cosmicrogue-]

Jon's giggle at 12:50 can cure cancer and smite grommets.

[@Denvigen]

It's a shame that kitty0706 didn't see it, he just died OF FUCKING LEUKEMIA! FUCK YOU NATURE!

[@lunarahunter4870]

And solve the world problem of vertical hunger.

[@KingMumble]

Rebellious Who?

[@sebastianmarquez219]

Rebellious wait, are you serious?

[@Denvigen]

Yep, he died, of course out of all the bad people they are fine but he dies

[@Derpy_Aura]

grommet: ‘A circle of rope used as a fastening’ British meaning: A tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear. Australia meaning: A young or inexperienced surfer or skateboarder.

[@thelostwarriors7862]

everyone like so jon can see

[@yoursonisold8743]

Yeah these three things go just swoodly together.

[@bunsenther-unit3543]

I'll take the British one

[@charlesajones77]

A "grommet" is one of those metal circle things they put in canvas to allow water to drain or ropes to fasten.

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Probably the Australian definition in this case

[@PotatoKing223]

When he said “🥥 56” I felt that

[@Molotovexe-be9ur]

what a swood comment my grommet

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

@[Nerdy Alien] i was close to disliking but after that one... I will put that in my will so people put this in my funeral

[@Emu-]

156☠

[@DunkiesGirlAgain]

You must be a real sensible person to understand that.

[@Riley_HawkinsOSRS]

Do me a favor and walk into the ocean and don't come back.

[@johnjohnson392]

I love how he just straight up snapped after he saw the word grommet

[@Shippiddge]

Totally craving some cheesecake pizza now. That shit is so grommet.

[@cammyboig]

fuckin shippidge over here and no one caring

[@jar_kofi]

dude

[@ApprenticeNick]

Smashtasm was my life, back in the day.

[@Danmarinja]

SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!

[@Garfieldcatworldchampion]

byperbam Who?

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

“That is the cutest god damn shark I’ve ever seen and I love him and he’s mine now.” 4:36

[@jacobc8036]

Slimy Boy “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!”

[@Mattno.777]

Fun Fact:Sharks are actually passive

[@tw12ve56]

Mega Matt I know

[@mapleflag6518]

Mega Matt *Laughs in Bull shark*

[@El_Omar2203]

Me meeting Sidon in Breath of the Wild.

[@rainylupin]

Dang Jon, this is one swood video

[@CrimsonMoonM]

Waay gromit, broski!

[@Stev51]

+Preston Garvey that was a very swood reply

[@ICTitans]

Shut up yo grommit lol

[@ICTitans]

jk

[@ninjanicktf9768]

I guess you can say it was as swood as it was Gromit.

[@ajardoor]

The fact that JonTron is so obviously a very New York City guy makes his commentary on the West Coast that much funnier. He's walken' here!

[@kegmonkey5648]

He did live in the LA area for a while, but only a few years from what I understand.

[@unclecheezboiga9001]

He was born right outside of LA, and did his early videos in California

[@newguy371]

Space walken.

[@TeamAsianLeader]

"California Games" Opening beach footage is of Coney Island in New York. You lied to me, Jon.

[@nfadaloo]

At least it wasn't in Vancouver this time.

[@Alice-mi9bd]

How many Californias did that opening have? NOT A ONE!!!

[@maggotman6978]

PLEASE! Our beaches are WAAAY more polluted than that Jon

[@rush1er]

I'M GONNA SQUIRM A LITTLE BIT BUT NOT MUCH -Avian Icecream Cone

[@TheMemeLich5122]

wUt MaN

[@thatfunkyduck]

Also: apathetic rape victim

[@henrytube5333]

Yeah, That's What I Thought.

[@sharko3211]

I feel bad for Jacques’ stuntman, he had to be picked up

[@IdiotPhD]

3:56

[@captainclawlie239]

This is one of my fav Jontron episodes

[@spebla]

Mine too XD

[@federicogarcia1025]

OCD Charizard l,

[@lisaknott6286]

OCD Charizard grommet

[@willannexstad8432]

saame

[@boisbewild4415]

Yeah he was a pretty swood grommet

[@armoredcoreexile]

I miss this era. Of jontron. My life was simpler.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Well. It is. What it is. (At least we can revisit. 👍)

[@googleygareth]

Jontron is the only channel where I literally call out to my brothers when a new one comes out and they come rushing to the screen to watch. That shit doesn't even happen on Christmas.

[@riboh3324]

You're a good man Gareth!

[@garethsattar5853]

Man after my own heart... Or name at least

[@ChokingOnRazors]

Grommet (also Grom, Gremmie, Grem) appears to derive from the term Gremlin: ... A grommet (grom) is a young participant in extreme sports. Originally, a grommet was a surfer under the age of 16. In recent years, this has expanded to include other extreme sports, most notably skateboarding and snowboarding.

[@ranggasatriapratama6337]

Hey kira whats up?

[@joezegers]

Pretty swood, I might say.

[@Gdig728]

You just want a quiet life.............

[@bdpickett]

Makes you wonder what exactly they mean by that in the context of the game.

[@robertstephen8372]

@@bdpickett FBI OPEN UP!

[@mephostopheles3752]

Yes, because horizontal hunger is foR GROMMETS.

[@AwesomeTeamGames]

***** Yeah, it reminded me of foot bag.

[@opossumonline]

Mr. Awesome I'm more of a street hock kinda guy.

[@AwesomeTeamGames]

TJhudson181 Meh, Street Hock isn't bad. I give it a 156 Skull and crossbones.

[@emojiman518]

Mr. Awesome Can you rate it in a terminology that makes sense, like coconut 56? Now there's something a sensible person can understand.

[@AwesomeTeamGames]

Joshua Luczon Coconut?... Fifty-six?... *THAT'S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS, FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!* _Slams controller down._

[@draguladriver]

6:56 "damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing"

[@kankeydong2500]

lmao that's me when

[@dnrfrank]

@@kankeydong2500 I agree

[@BlazeDHeart]

Grom-met 1) an eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn. 2) a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear. 3) a young or inexperienced skier, snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder.

[@BWOY_MU5H]

For the 3rd definition, you might also hear the term “grom”

[@jjs32stepstoenlightenment37]

Something that Johntron doesn’t understand.

[@limes_exist]

Pretty swood

[@thatfunkyduck]

@Liam Greifmin actually the second one. All those changes in air pressure from the air sports made it a necessity.

[@TimeTravelinc]

So what the flying fish is “Swood”?

[@suspiciousde862]

I love how the "SWOOD" joke all started from the fact that Jon misread "SWOOP".

[@Pokefan139]

Well what does SWOOP mean anyways?

[@wowwow188]

+Pokefan 139 its a sound effect like for flying

[@LeoYoshi54321]

Swoop makes no sense anyway

[@danappeared4809]

+LeoYoshi54321 'Swoop' is a legit word, describing fast movement through the sky. 'The eagle swoops down towards its prey'

[@Amberrogers]

+DanAppeared it still doesn't make sense...

[@xxmodzhaxsxx7910]

As a californian im dissapointed the game didnt include wild fires plus homeless camps

[@MemeLord-nf4du]

They also made in New Hampshire simulator there was no mountains

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Well this was made decades ago.

[@Efrenxrazor95]

As a Californian I’m shocked there’s no 2 hour freeway minigame

[@shae.2214]

Some Out of Town Tourist Idiot: As a Californian I’m surprised there are no surfe- Me: NOOOOOO U FOOL

[@jarritos-br6ym]

Me two I live in southern California

[@Mylris]

It's crazy how JonTron's content from 2014 is still better than most content creators today.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Still true! 😂👍 I revisit every 3-5yrs lol

[@MilanMilan0000]

This swoods my grommet

[@zoetv2170]

nice profile pic

[@ejscorp]

There's a salve for that

[@voicelessnameless5913]

apples=salted

[@USERNAME-ts9kh]

grom·met ˈɡrämət/Submit noun 1. an eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate a rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn. 2. MEDICINE a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear. We know that Swood is an adjective, perhaps denoting quality ("That must have been one swood guy), and Grommet is an noun, perhaps discriminatory (...because Horizontal Hunger is for GROMMETS!), but everything else is up for interpretation. Please give opinions and explanations below.Sep 22, 2014

[@ESFAndy011]

Wait, what did you fucking just say to me?

[@beep-beep]

Oh Jon. I love you Jon. No really. I love you.

[@TNTfreaky]

Omg dat profile pic doh

[@Jontaneous]

Aww, I love you too.

[@Jermster238]

Hope you don't get friendzoned

[@NotMuchToSeeMoveOn]

Pyrofox i.imgur.com/WxQoC8J.png I made a thing.

[@TNTfreaky]

Valdemar Jørgen Omg so Byotiful

[@CreepsMcPasta]

You have another bird!? Grommet!

[@TheTC]

No, that's a dog.

[@Nosferdamus]

The T.C. Swood you man, that's one raaaaaad grommet.

[@DrPepperDeity]

I don't know why but every time I read a comment from you I use your voice without thinking

[@MacroPheliac]

The T.C. This is Patrick.

[@jacobancell806]

Wowzers, I saw you in a Cryaotic video! :D

[@videogames8353]

This was a golden era of youtube.

[@voridori2863]

It actually is technically called "foot bag". Hacky Sack is a brand name. It's like how people call adhesive strips band-aids whether or not they're actually Band-Aid brand.

[@JaredConnell]

I call adhesive stips tape

[@warehouselead]

@@barcodebarcodebarcode Did you make sure to push up your glasses and do some loud mouth breathing while you wrote that?

[@somethingpithy8547]

Why so negative, Lead? I personally think that they were informative without being too condescending.

[@TheTrueTerrydactyl]

The same can be said for Frisbees

[@st000p1d]

aren't "adhesive strips" still bandages?

[@Macaulyn_97]

You know, its 2019, and I just looked at the part where Jon reads "SWOOD" (11:08), and, as fate demanded for me to look closer, I noticed a fact that will change my life forever: its not "SWOOD", its "SWOOP". My life will never be the same.

[@SublimeTool321]

Macaulyn97 YOU LIE!

[@ultimatelifeform7982]

Finally someone else who noticed it

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

You have passed the test and iyou're no longer a Grommet. Congratulations.

[@APAMVs]

Finally someone said it XD. Either way I'm glad be said swood. He made it more funnier. Gotta love Jontron

[@larniieplayz6285]

@@APAMVs yeah

[@tsundemon]

2 years later and it's actually swoop

[@mrdropkicker1]

just let us have the dream of "Swood"

[@tabithalanghammer3385]

miss metalcore your username is the best one I've ever seen. Metal as fuck lol. It will always be "swood" to me too. it's just the way Jon said it, it's amazing

[@tabithalanghammer3385]

miss metalcore no problem 😝😝

[@tabithalanghammer3385]

yes he is!

[@maaddoomz]

Demonsinme I think It does say swoop

[@Onyxthefem]

Wow, I can’t believe no one has heard of the Dinosaur attack of ‘52 in L.A.

[@Tealhollow1]

This video sure was swood, dude. The most smooth! That cheesecake pizza gave me vertical hunger! Don't let no grommets tell you otherwise!

[@applemcpearson8872]

Because vertical hunger is bad

[@BurritoMaster24]

Apple Mcpearson Better horizontal if you ask me.

[@koopakape]

i can't remember the last time a youtube comment made me feel this opposite of depressed, i actually laughed out loud. thank you, you've done a great service here

[@Tealhollow1]

hip indeed I'm glad I could put you in a swood mood!

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

BurritoMaster24 You should try it diagonally. Or on your side. Or up against the wall. Or in the shower. Or better yet, in public! Wait...what were we talking about?

[@Yasuk3]

Rip dude. He was one swood grommet

[@awakenedape1052]

I'm headed to Cali for Christmas. It'll be swood for sure.

[@andersforsgren887]

Hope you dont experience any vertical hunger. Also stay away from the grommets.

[@awakenedape1052]

It's fine, it was a swood time. I fell off a half pipe and died though.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Did you play street hock

[@awakenedape1052]

No, I broke my nose when I tripped on a grain of sand. Damn skates.

[@Stormghetti]

Varulv Fuck dude, who went to the funeral? Did you have a swood life?

[@saltymaionaze7040]

The song at the end is called Riders On The Storm by The Doors

[@ctrl34]

"GROMMET THIS! GROMMET THAT!! The FUCK does grommet mean!!!??" I don't know, but something about JonTron is just... Amazing, i can't describe it, all i can say to him is thank you.

[@myaneki]

You mean Grommit the dog from Wallace and Grommit? ovo

[@ctrl34]

Bonnie Empyrea Soruko Meikuki 《Dex Holder Scarlett》 Obviously, (Thanks for the likes bestie

[@myaneki]

amazing xD (no problem ovo)

[@ctrl34]

Ashley Majors Tubular.

[@ThompsonExpress]

Silver the first time i heard it. i lose my shit that i need to pause the video, take a 10 minutes of a huge laugh and then try to keep watching the video

[@sethgilbert2340]

Back in California I was the most swood footbagger

[@finalninju6021]

Mastercrafter 811, Man not Swood! Man can never be Swood!!!

[@libertystudios1841]

I'm a swood street hocker

[@switchblade6]

I was the swoodest grommet in all of Los Angeles back in my prime. Swood times weren't they?

[@anthonymuller9421]

back in cali i was the most swoodiest snow boarder being swood while riding down the mount hollywood in the desert by alcatraz on the golden state bridge because i ride the snow like a true grommet

[@ryanbozzhoglaraway2369]

I was the most swood half piper and got all the grommets

[@Nogdog945]

Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Surprise Service SWOOD GROMMET

[@chaydanmorgan917]

Ah yes another one of my weeb brethren you are one swood guy

[@PPablinho]

That's pretty swood my weeb friend

[@jmm2821]

hello anti-anime agent here

[@likeapro4242]

I’m glad to say you’re not a grommet

[@jacobwhite2721]

Somebody touch a my spaget

[@TheMadRatKing]

I can never stop watching Jontron videos no matter how many times I’ve already seen them

[@ImARealDuck]

The world needs a JonTron game.

[@A2742FTW]

That'd be swood! Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

[@mirtorande]

We must kindap Michafrar and make him draw all the sprites for the game!

[@T_Bot1]

Gravity Man GROMMET

[@bootmanbill2362]

Mirto Rande yes

[@bootmanbill2362]

***** lol

[@allyson5380]

I realize this video is four years old, but who is in favour of getting 'horizontal hunger is for grommets' as an official JonTron tee. Then if anyone asks what it means, call them a swood and walk away

[@Sip_Dhit]

No tell them they're not swood enough to know

[@tortellini6087]

grom·met ˈ/ɡrämət/ noun noun: grommet; plural noun: grommets 1. an eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate a rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn. 2. MEDICINE a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear. 3. informal a young or inexperienced skier, snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder.

[@ntpgmr]

the void The game with number 3: ACCURATE

[@frantz816]

What about Swood???

[@dashingapothecary7118]

Actually helpful

[@flightpath7711]

I feel sorry for the guy who skated with a tube in their ear

[@johnbishop9621]

Frantz// I think it read "Swoop" in reality but Jon couldn't see it properly from the couch

[@Scuba_Steve_lll]

I miss this JonTron...

[@wormhole21]

A tear goes down my cheek when a new JonTron video comes out, then that tear turns into a pearl, diamond, platinum plate, that then becomes my pupils, and replaces my blood.

[@LordVader1094]

I... what?

[@russeshe001]

LordVader1094 *waves hand over his hand, leaving a banner of rainbows* Mmmmagic.

[@LordVader1094]

russeshe001 *eyes shine with enlightenment* I understand now master * - *

[@DrNaviMD]

You forgot the other pokeman games

[@yellowcrash10]

Woahhhhh mannnn... You seein' this shit?

[@curseofzeal]

This episode was real swood, Jon. Reeeeeeaaaallll Swooooood.

[@schmurble2254]

Jon really is a true grommet.

[@rbartx1690]

4:55 the workplace trip hazards video was made for her

[@averagebritishguy7082]

Funny how Jontron later made a video about that as well.

[@melanienebula2550]

R/woooosh

[@averagebritishguy7082]

@@melanienebula2550 Fair enough.

[@Yaya-dk7ov]

@@melanienebula2550 y we r/wooshing

[@aitipsea3909]

*THIIIIIINK ABOUUUUUUT THIIIIIEIEIEIEIEH*

[@joezegers]

Memes in this video "Grommet" "Swood" "Vertical hunger is for grommets" "I must have been the most swood guy"

[@michaelhowell8636]

*horizontal

[@MiyaMam948]

🥥56

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

And you forgot the dinosaur you know the Los Angeles famous dinosaur

[@CertainlyCaro]

You forgot about "S T R E E T H O C K"

[@bernhardweich2617]

Imma clipclop lika horse!

[@mongoosedoesmagic6478]

I live in California. . . I have seen the SWOOD Spray painted on buildings, good research!!

[@Parrotlad]

Probably because of Jon.

[@Creedio90]

my condolences

[@bloodmoonyt1901]

@@Creedio90 California Bad

[@rynmaymay9309]

5:40 California games did oofing before it was cool

[@floydy8359]

Ryn MayMay oOf

[@greg7402]

Yes, oof

[@TalosAcephalos]

100th like on the comment. What did i do to deserve such honor

[@rynmaymay9309]

Holy sh.. 100 likes?I didn't realize my comment would get this much attention

[@greg7402]

Ryn MayMay I mean...it’s a good and relevant comment.

[@jesupcolt]

If this is supposed to be California, where's all the fires? Unrealistic. I'm too uneducated for this game.

[@jae-kwangkim6012]

As a Californian, I'd say "oooh good burn" if the fires didn't already burn us up.

[@evenflow714]

Yeah, where’s all of the streets filled with shit and needles?

[@MustraOrdo]

@@evenflow714 That would be Portland

[@evenflow714]

OAC hallucinating Why not both?

[@thatredmanguy]

@@evenflow714 That's only in San Francisco. Every other part the state is exempt from these atrocities.

[@MrXguy1]

8 years later and i still marvel at how jon managed to make coney island beach look decent

[@americanodude]

This episode when I saw it four years ago actually made "swood" one of my favorite words. I basically replaced "cool" with it. What a brilliant game, iza mastapeice.

[@MaxiM_PL]

It said swoop, but I guess Jon needed some material :P

[@thejamman4070]

Kaleb Searle Yeah. It’s pretty swood.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

GROMMET THIS GROMMET THAT THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN

[@suziesea1027]

@@Ribbons0121R121 no idea

[@neptune9647]

I really wish those 16-bit Jontron animations would become a game.

[@almosteducatedmf8352]

DIO DIO otf you doing here ora ora

[@menslady125eif2590]

That would be one swood game, I think!

[@oceanman_8370]

There is a fan game called bird vs camel

[@Bing35P]

11:59 i wanna play this part during my funeral

[@thatonebackgroundfish6972]

If in the future we have like holographic stuff I wanna play myself like as a ghost and just looking over my grave just saying this exact line

[@marusgoren9977]

Something about the way he says D A F U Q DOES GROMMET mean cracks me up so good it makes rewatching this vid even better

[@thatguywiththetripod8577]

Grommet: Noun: An eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate a rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn.

[@CreatureGirlInc]

T-they....actually did quad skating accurately. Because grass, sand, and wide sidewalk cracks will FUQ YOU UP!

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

It's also surfer slang for a young surfer.

[@nightcollapse]

Keva the Half-Kestora Pretty sure it's the sheet thing.

[@TomboTime]

I want a video of Jon skating around on his butt while giggling and PBG ghost riding the whip right next to each other on the same street.

[@raydaperc6505]

What kind of porn you been watching

[@arbiterninja7600]

Piescout Lord The swood kind.

[@raydaperc6505]

Arbiterninja Now where can i find this.

[@arbiterninja7600]

Piescout Lord Cali, of course.

[@raydaperc6505]

Arbiterninja I know where am going this summer :)

[@HitoriVEGA]

The light has come! HALLELUJAH!

[@applemcpearson8872]

Praise it vega

[@Voileipa]

I bet you came as well.

[@rud3d0gg]

Omg vega!I love ur game grumps animated the d club LoL

[@Estinus]

I miss this kind of JonTron video. 😢

[@Maplie]

4:35 "That is the cutest goddamn shark I have ever seen I love him and he is mine now"

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Myuni Jontron's fangirl mode.

[@brandonborak9979]

Myuni the

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Shark best waifu.

[@gaywoman420]

Myuni I watched the video, and I to are not hear impaired.

[@yeehawgaylord7655]

Myuni my favourite part XD

[@ThePopushi]

I love you.

[@jimperona5315]

hi sandy :D

[@matthewtaite1894]

I know babe

[@childpeanut5095]

Aaarin i looooove you!!

[@achikinXx]

everyone loves you

[@flyingeagle0816]

Am I still on KZbin?

[@joshjennings5690]

Ah yes, swood vertical hunger grommets going down California mt. Everest to see the famous LA dinosaur.

[@snowyymistake2600]

I live in LA and I think the dinosaur they put is supposed to represent the giant T-Rex that’s on Ripley’s Believe It or Not! building in Hollywood

[@lsdxiii]

This is the literal standard life for us Calis. What are you, a grommet?

[@milesgordon2185]

@@lsdxiii No im not a child

[@Tyronejizz]

@@snowyymistake2600 it was a refrence to fallout new vegas's dinky the dinosaur

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

Maybe the mountain is supposed to be the San Bernardino Mountains?

[@RyuzakiHirokai]

I had to look it up, buried under all the JonTron references now. Grommit: a young, often inexperienced, surfer. So 'to drop in on a grommit' can mean let's go find a noob to bully or a gang bang, who knows. Swood: Something cool or impressive. "It is not SWOOD to drop in on some GROMMITS"

[@maskmangaming6568]

Everytime I see a new JonTron video, its like getting an early christmas present..... They never let me down. Keep up the fantastic work, Jon! Your success is an inspiration to me! :D

[@PlayHelix]

wtf

[@theomenofwow]

Play Helix hes talking about the length of time between them equating to a year, though has a joyful believe of christmas.

[@newfoundrooski]

*_STREET_* *_HOCK_*

[@oasis9615]

Oh. Mah faaaavorite...

[@grugg3108]

_STREET_ *_HOCK_*

[@maddy9362]

Grommets!

[@holyflamelegendvargas2804]

Cynda Quil Swood comment. Ya play footbag?

[@FusionZGamer]

Jon you never fail to tickle my fancy :p

[@SubCyjax]

Holyshit Fuzion Z gamer

[@trexindominus8119]

How's the *suffering* going lol?

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

This sounds weirdly sexual

[@voidtectonic]

Whoa its fusion, didn't expect to see him here!

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

@@voidtectonic neither did I void, neither did I.

[@jiayouchinese]

8:33 Whoever made this, obviously watched "The Wizard" before drawing the images. Jimmy runs inside the dinosaur to remember his sister, and Fred Savage chases him in, right after their trip to California.

[@amanoj318]

Swood is just California slang for Grommet, of course. It's the most smooth raaad.

[@adamvw48]

As a Californian I can attest that this is exactly what we do every day all day

[@CanuckGod]

I was there for a couple weeks the one time... wish I could have met the dinosaur :(

[@Itsprincesweets]

Commie bastard

[@happyburgerman9724]

@@Itsprincesweets no u

[@alexanderhamilton5059]

You’re right. Lots of fun doing this everyday

[@dumpling5]

Of course who could forget about our famous dinosaur

[@EsquirebobAnimations]

Phoenix get back in the courtroom, skateboarding is not for you.

[@mjc0961]

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that and thought "why is it Phoenix Wright on a skateboard"

[@mistersympa15]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE ESQUIREBOB I fucking love this part of the internet. I feel like everyone is friends with each other and yells at each other in raging hatred but not the people that matter I should probably sleep at some point, fuck.

[@freedomday79]

EsquirebobAnimations me too

[@emperorpalpatine4911]

I’ll never not be amazed by the work you and your crew put into this entire channel, it’s practically a tv show with a terrible plot and great acting scattered to the wind and I just love every second of it

[@NoeLPZC]

I love how you were playing a DOS game on your Nintendo. That's so swood.

[@Gordyan_Knot]

except it was also for the NES, I had it.

[@NoeLPZC]

Talking about California Games 2.

[@Wysthric]

NoeLPZC Yeah that's deffo a DOS game.

[@billiampotter]

He said it was DOS, it never showed him put California Games 2 into his NES, it also says DOS Highway in the home screen.

[@Vectrex4Life]

Will Lovrak Yes, so he just downloaded it from the internet and recorded and played it in DOSBox. -_-

[@Dayonder]

4:53 She should have watched that safety video about trip hazards

[@BigBoris]

Dayonder Productions the little reptar

[@jamesstien6847]

H x d dude its a joke you are wooshing

[@stardust-reverie]

I've lived in California my entire life and I've never even heard the word "grommet".

[@kobalt_ren01]

+shaun03a I've seen the word in other things, such as SSX 3. It's in the character profile for the character Griff.

[@kobalt_ren01]

+shaun03a I've seen the word in other things, such as SSX 3. It's in the character profile for the character Griff.

[@danappeared4809]

+RobotSnake SSX 3 is one swood game

[@kobalt_ren01]

DanAppeared Multiplayer Peak 1 is for grommets!

[@kobalt_ren01]

***** Gromit is my mother's Tabby/Bengal cat.

[@mechatec2992]

Jon... that wasn’t swood. It was swoop. As for grommit, I have no effing idea. Keep up the great work! You never fail in making me smile!

[@BlockPlacer-zi8pm]

Ah, it puts a smile on my face whenever I see the old JonTron intros.

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

They feel right

[@Linneom]

Pristine

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Actually, "Hacky Sack" is a trademarked name. It's a brand. The generic term actually would be footbag. It's like how we always use the word "Kleenex" when referring to tissues, even though Kleenex is a brand and not all tissues are Kleenex brand.

[@leorjj]

+Dick Grayson You grommet..

[@CAPT_Crack]

Who says Kleenex instead of tissue? Where are you from?

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

TheBionicChicken North America. You?

[@CAPT_Crack]

Dick Grayson New Jers... wait. That explains it.

[@ilovehertodeath]

+TheBionicChicken That legitimately made me laugh.

[@tomb4324]

In memory of JonTronHe was very swood and had very gromet videos.

[@HarmonyBunny]

He's back now lol

[@crusteebaguette5751]

swoop idk how he got that wrong very funny but uh swoop

[@coolcat5814]

Jon’s grommet speech is how I feel about the word “based” Edit: so I came back and I think know what it means now, but it still sucks, because they’ve changed its original meaning. The slang “based” means “be yourself” named after some rap song or whatever. It was used when someone made a hot take on something because they are different that way, so, when someone says based, they are saying someone is being themself, which I think is good. But, unfortunately, it seems like the internet has misused it and changed what it originally means. From what have gathered, they’ve changed its meaning from “being yourself” to “saying something controversial to look cool” which ruined its good massage. Now it’s just used for people’s own greed and ego.

[@Nic5Cyprus]

Based on what

[@valx5]

ur take is not based

[@MrHocotateFreight]

@@valx5 we hear ya, "based on what"? baste a turkey? well i suppose i could

[@Firestorm422]

@@MrHocotateFreight Based on yourself

[@expilectakunai]

@@Nic5Cyprus based on deez :)

[@lucahjin]

Spaghetti!

[@austinkiker9504]

I hope she makes lot'sa Spaghetti!

[@justinpaigesuperhotfire]

LOL!

[@MugenChamploo1738]

Oh wow you're here

[@justinpaigesuperhotfire]

Me?

[@logand450]

Who spilled Lucahjin all over my Jontron?

[@thelargeemployer]

when I was playing fallout 4, right after grandma Murphy died Jon said the "there goes grandma!" line.

[@Ryu1ify]

Ha!

[@elisttm]

It's funny because I actually have a Grandma Murphy.

[@khornethebloodgod4155]

Brotherhood Of Steel FTW.

[@BiggaMyMan]

Absolute liar

[@jzus1047]

+TheBiggaproductions your profile pic says it

[@KeeperOfBeans]

Fantastic video Jon. All I can say is 12:50.

[@almightyloaf3886]

The Almighty Loaf demands more Fireman Sam KZbin Poop!

[@stu-dee5104]

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!

[@GoldMario5]

Almighty Loaf omg you have a penis on your profile picture!

[@almightyloaf3886]

It's a horrifying puppet of a loaf of bread, actually.

[@aguy17]

Didn't expect to see Keeper Of Porridge here.

[@newguy371]

Finally played California Games on a C-64 Mini. One of the most noticeable differences between that version and the NES version is that the C-64 actually has better graphics. I'm not kidding. The Golden Gate Bridge actually looks like the Golden Gate Bridge on the Commodore 64. Also, I'm not sure if this is a thing on the NES version, but on the C-64 version, you can pick a flag for each player, and two of them say "Frisbee" and "Hackee Sack."

[@SushiLord89]

That is the saddest pizza I've ever seen. You are in New York goddamn it.

[@nejitentenlee21]

New York pizza is too good to waste on bad jokes

[@ArynBendah]

Boston pizza..... Where it's at

[@nejitentenlee21]

Dahrinikis what makes Boston pizza different?

[@ArynBendah]

@@nejitentenlee21 I'm a Masshole with a bias 😂

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@ArynBendah I live here too but Connecticut has us beat for pizza. It just sucks that Connecticut sucks.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I was a teen in the 80s, and this game was THE TITS. Along with F-15 Strike Eagle, and the horrible Ghostbusters game that literally everyone had on C-64.

[@charlottesmall57]

My mother said the exact same thing we both love johntron

[@oORiseAboveOo]

I was little at the time, but I loved this game -especially the roller-skating part.

[@PsychoticFox0120]

Gromit is a dog owned by a british man who invents things and the owner has a thing for the ladies on their HUGE list of jobs they go on. There does that answer your question? XD

[@PsychoticFox0120]

Drew Mullen It's a joke. XD

[@boopadoopproductions6615]

I fucking love wallace and gromit, thank you so much for making that comment

[@PsychoticFox0120]

boopadoop productions Lol no problem.

[@boopadoopproductions6615]

oh fuck yeah jedi sammy

[@Danny-mq5oh]

Wallace and Gromit my Fav

[@MunkeeGamer]

I'm having JonTron induced existential dread... This video is 9years old ?? Dear god

[@cynicalbrit]

Joy unbound

[@ElectricalSwift]

RIP TB.

[@SkulloMad]

This is arguably the best john-tron episode ever.

[@MrVykis]

Most swood episode, yo grommet

[@SkulloMad]

Vykintas Kirvaitis The fuck does grommet mean!?

[@GeordieBritz]

Shadowfire285 What the fuck is a Lommy?

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

This one is pretty funny, but personally i love his Bubsy video best! It was the first of his i ever watched, i woke everyone up with my insipid laughter and i've loved most of his videos ever since. :)

[@NapoleonPicard]

Bubsy is by far the best one.

[@hurricanebtvs]

This video is so swood.

[@hurricanebtvs]

Also, Chips Challenge ftw.

[@ZeXiOn26]

"Dang it, Boomhauer, it's called hacky sack, I tell you h'wat!"