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An ordered hit on Randy during a speech reveals that he has angered some Toilet Paper Mafias | South Park on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

[@thevinmeister5015]

As someone with a Japanese toilet behaving exactly like Randy even going as far as speaking Japanese, I feel extremely targeted

[@randomshittutorials]

You enjoy wasting time on the internet?

[@guy_fawkes8738]

@@randomshittutorialsI do

[@randomshittutorials]

@@guy_fawkes8738 You enjoy enjoying wasting time on the internet?

[@Winteramen]

Do you invite friends for brunch just so you can invite them to try your toilet? I'd do that if i owned one

[@itsraineslife2832]

Same here as a commoner with a bidet😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@DaveScottADV]

Pretty sure Trey wrote this entire episode because people were giving him a hard time over his $10,000 toilet purchase.

[@whophd]

Mmm no, I mean I know the fight is real, but I CAN'T be sure whether it's an analogy or there truly is a massive lobby for paper

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@whophd i wouldn't doubt it, it's pretty much how everything works in this country unfortunately.

[@cogitatorcat2306]

Do you have anything to go on to support that theory?

[@Guyverman01]

If Randy hadn’t bragged non-stop, he’d still have his Japanese toilet.

[@josephdouglas6260]

Big Toilet Paper is everywhere 😅

[@puffy-fluffy123]

Frr 😭😭

[@lullaby218]

I bought a travel bottle bidet. Just a bottle with a spray nozzle that costs 10$. It makes you feel fresh, like when you just came out of a shower. You'll never want to use TP again.

[@darkmask5933]

Toilet Paper is big money, people use it constantly and there's no way to recycle it.

[@CrazyMunky84]

Anyone else notice how the Japanese weren't acting like English football hooligans at the supermarket during Covid over toilet paper?

[@kami_1789]

They probably wouldn't behave that way regardless lol

[@94oddy]

@@kami_1789No other countries were acting that way

[@igornastasijevic5030]

​@@94oddymine did

[@94oddy]

@@igornastasijevic5030 They were? Which country is that? And just so you know its not just the hogging up all the tissue and other stuff, its how they were ready to fight for it, those people were acting like animals

[@mcgriddletime915]

Weird way to spell Americans

[@Captain_Yami_Sukehiro]

the best part is them basically retracting everything they said about the TP industry so they wouldnt get sued, but its a really convincing episode like why do we actually use tp when it fucks up and smears shit all over your asshole

[@CrabFiles]

Did you read the instructions on the back of the toilet paper package.... What we really need is legislation to force manufacturers of toilet paper to include instructions with pictures for the illiterate and foreigners. So, everyone can understand how to properly use American toilet paper. With proper education, everyone can enjoy American toilet paper without the splatter and smears...

[@bluecoin3771]

I just use Dude Wipes. Does better than regular TP.

[@CrabFiles]

@@bluecoin3771 Nothing is better than American Toilet Paper, you people are just ignorant because of the missing instructions on the back of the package.

[@Raximus3000]

@@CrabFiles Which are?

[@ColinTherac117]

@@bluecoin3771 wet wipes are a sewer system's worst nightmare. They combine with the oils to create something called fatbergs which clog up the city pipes costing everyone millions of dollars in repairs.

[@user-zi8wh3wv2q]

if you get a bidet make sure you hook it up to the hot water line

[@IHE3ARTEDITZZZ_1]

"konnnichiwaaaaa"

[@cinthiasanchez7638]

あyこにちわ🤨

[@imhereforagoodtimenotalongtime]

Konbanwa

[@whattodowithlife._.5722]

this episode actually convinced me to buy a bidet

[@funshine97]

Oh my God! They killed Randy!

[@robcandy9273]

You bastards!

[@KristinHTF]

You bastards!

[@ChiefBlue4298]

They’re bastards!

[@jilimarieindelible465]

That ba$tards!!

[@itsraineslife2832]

Oh yeah huh

[@Evdath]

I felt the same way with a commoner bidet attachment.

[@Wettex1101Official]

They censored the word jesus nah

[@raymondcaylor6292]

1:02 times have really changed and you'd think South Park writer's would get it right. No Way In Hell does everyone run and only one Douche stand there and record on their phone....No Way

[@creativestudio101]

Oh My God... South Park is just too much😂😂😂😂 I laughed out loud so bad .. 😂

[@mcgriddletime915]

They may not be "neeho no scheider" 😂😭😄🤦😂 omfg that kills me everytime 🤣

[@moonsigil]

i think he said "nihongo style"

[@kevinmauriciomorenonegrete1550]

Wow nice shoot

[@joelwillems4081]

The "forests" that are being chopped down for toilet paper are mostly just trees grown to become toilet paper. A huge portion of that industry is in Wisconsin, where they have been managing their forests and lumber as a renewable resource since the 1880s. You chop a tree down, turn it into paper, lumber or another product and just plant another tree, or two, in its place to repeat the cycle.

[@justaperson1557]

That still doesn't seem good for the environment though, growing the same plant like that would drain the soil of the nutrients it uses. Or they would change the location of planting for the paper which just those the same thing over more land. Combined with the CO2 required to transport the trees and make toilet paper, with the negative health effects of toilet paper. There is still a lot of merit in what SP is saying. We really should switch

[@quincyjohns2112]

1:29 this is the funniest shit

[@KairiHimeno0102]

"び…びっくり…びっくりしたぁ…" "大変でしょう…" "トイレは…？" "大変じゃなぁ…" "こんにちは…!!" Why it's so funny when the doctor told Randy his family is there but he's asking how is the toilet🤣🤣🤣

[@PurushNahiMahaPurush]

“Nihono Styru” lol

[@rickyheath7607]

CDawgva be like

[@DeVon675]

Even commoners...

[@rayjgigl]

Bro I got fuckin shot!

[@LimitlessHoops]

Japanese translation please…

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

He’s saying “America did nothing wrong in WWII”

[@Jesyce86]

I was surprised Its was tough the toilet? Its tough isn't it? Good day! Something like that xD

[@goe5]

They may not be “Nihon no styluu.” Meaning Japanese style lol

[@goe5]

“Sur…sur…i was surprised…” “It’s difficult.” “Where’s the toilet?” “What a difficult time.” “Hello”

[@itsraineslife2832]

Bikkuri shita= (I was) surprised😅😅😅

[@GAS.MASK1]

Nihono stirus

[@4336aaa]

Apparently Randy got shot twice.

[@robertmiles1603]

AH FUKKA YUUUUU AHWAEHRARUUUU AH FUKKA YUUUUU AHDOPHARINARUUUUUU

[@markclaus5161]

何で突然、日本語を喋り始めたの？😅 Nice!

[@Dim4323]

SNIPER! LEG IT

[@user-uu8vz2jx2m]

日本人もトイレットペーパー使うよ？

[@TrollAlert-xv6qg]

Yes they do

[@ryuchan6744]

日本のスタイル

[@cinthiasanchez7638]

へもろいdcれあm😨💀

[@ryan124007]

You should definitely wipe with toilet paper first, then wash with water. It's not a good idea to shoot water at the chunks. They will splatter.

[@vaskar1017]

I can tell u have never used bidets from your flawed logic. The correct order is wash then wipe(to dry). Also they don't splatter, if anything, everything stays inside the toilet bowl ,also it's a appropriate size jet of water for precision washing.

[@ryan124007]

@@vaskar1017 I used the electric bidets in Japan. Have you ever shot water from a hose onto mud, or poo? The material splatters. The water can splash poo onto other exposed parts of the body. The first time I used one, the pressure and temperature were too high so I made sure to enter lower settings before pressing the button.

[@kami_1789]

​@@ryan124007 wth I use a bidet at home, I specifically use the bidet to clean the chunks out. If I wipe first, I'm just smearing it further.

[@deeya]

@@ryan124007 so you acknowledge that the settings can be changed to suit your needs, and that your grievance with the process was due to initial ignorance of the fact. Yet still champion your flawed logic? As with most things, why are things that are so easily utilized by everyone else in the world, is such a struggle for Americans?

[@ryan124007]

@@deeya No, I was arguing the order of water vs. paper. The settings don't affect that order. You are certainly free to use whatever process you wish.

[@johnnydoe3603]

Randy saw the Bright Side. Chimps wipe their Trumps with Leaves. 😂

[@lullaby218]

They actually don't wipe their butts at all.

[@Flippy_Nips]

You an always count on South Park Police Dept. to give you laughs.