Jared Goldstein - "I Wish You Weren't Gay"

#JaredGoldstein on being a bottom.
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[@abandonablesnowman]

“I’m Ali Wong” almost went over my head 😂

[@binaryvoid0101]

As soon as he said that I lost my shit 💀

[@abandonablesnowman]

@@binaryvoid0101 Same 😆 so nonchalant

[@SEACRUZNY]

I almost Googled "Ali Wong Comedy Special" Darn Gays!

[@abandonablesnowman]

@@SEACRUZNY Lol extreme confusion ensues

[@suvariboy]

I don’t get it. 🤔

[@Alexander-rq9he]

That leg kick and “Sowwy” 😂

[@goeienacht]

I like the relaxed approach and delivery, he seems naturally funny too.

[@danibingham114]

The context in which he used "Believe Men" will have me laughing for the rest of my life! Bahaha

[@gay4ending.capitalism911]

ikr

[@cjdavis2684]

He isn't wrong!

[@oppositeofh8]

"so now i'm a landlord." LOL great set

[@zombieowen]

"She's a rescue." 😂

[@neuvocastezero1838]

...and she shakes like one.

[@magpye_mischief]

"sorry, gay not Scottish" 💯 stealing this in case I ever come out 😂 I'm straight, but never hurts to be prepared amirite?

[@Seetiyan]

I hear ya. Some jokes are so good you wish you could use them even when they don't apply to you. 😆

[@embreis2257]

this opening line works only while wearing a skirt, y'know?

[@Draztikus]

you never know when rent is due

[@rodericwalter2862]

Never (LOL)

[@Bcarr122391]

😂😂😂

[@jdb101585]

He's so cute and I'm jealous of his hair.

[@rebekahcuriel-alessi2239]

And figure...

[@Sarah24871]

​@@rebekahcuriel-alessi2239Right? His legs, OMG 😍

[@Walperion_Music]

@@Sarah24871 Yeah let's normalize the objectification of cute gay dudes! We're not girls, we'll be extatic about it!! :)

[@Sarah24871]

@@Walperion_Music Actually, I AM a girl ;)

[@MissDarlaDeville]

Yes so shiny and nice, also jealous ❤

[@annablendermann]

I love him! And his outfit!! His pacing and jokes are hysterical, seems naturally very funny. Audience seemed very straight but were trying 😹

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

Lol what were they trying?

[@kevansnuggs5482]

@andy.climber why so judgy? Stop perpetuating silly stereotypes. It was a good set, he was funny, he looked good doing it, job done.

[@gay4ending.capitalism911]

@@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley to be gay

[@ashleybunny1884]

@@kevansnuggs5482 the audience did not boots the house realness but they wanted to

[@kevansnuggs5482]

@@ashleybunny1884 sorry, possibly being stupid but I just don’t understand what you mean.

[@kevanmcdougallmph]

This was jam packed with consistently funny and original content. What a fun set :)

[@kevansnuggs5482]

Oh my, is that actually another Kevan?!

[@ReviewJunkee]

I totally agree. He's soooo funny. Just discovered him on KZbin. I really wish he had a Netflix special. That's the only place I can see stand-up specials 😊

[@alejandrovenegasheresi2697]

@@kevansnuggs5482 :O

[@globetrekker86]

“So now, I’m a landlord.” *giggles* That was priceless 😄

[@shikonaori]

Lmao I'm about to be 31 and that last joke killed me 🥲 I want his outfit tbh, the skirt + platforms look great on him. Let's normalize skirts on dudes please

[@SirenLustrina]

I think his outfit looks cute too !

[@hurricaneheather1420]

They're called Kilts

[@mumlee0127]

Yesss ❤️

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

There is already kilts. Skirts on dudes is ..... NO.

[@jackaufenhand5710]

@@selfproclaimednobody4614 Roses are rude Violets are crude Don't be a prude Wear a skirt dude

[@Littlemissvocal]

"In their 30s" that hurt me physically

[@themaggattack]

Me too bc I'm in my 40's. 😭

[@ThubelihleL]

First of all, he’s so hilarious! Second of all, he doesn’t rush like other comedians do. This is awesome❤

[@deweymugyoo1707]

I want the world full of people like this. ❤

[@louiselincoln]

I love this - how have I not seen this before?? What a brilliant comedian. Maybe a bit alternative for some people, but I personally think he's very funny and enjoyed his perspective on life and society. Good on you, Jared. :) Thanks for the laughs.

[@kevinlaguna2023]

His bottom and top jokes are weak. Only funny part was the rescue mazda

[@louiselincoln]

@@kevinlaguna2023 Do you perform and post online? I'll watch you, if you want.

[@jaliaskilo]

Fairy Boy Ho performs as a bottom in the sewers of WeHo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tatsf]

Great set! So chill, love the delivery and timing! Not overly caustic or affected. Just funny! I'd definitely go to see him!

[@claudiahillman606]

Love this guy!! He is cute as a button!! I've never seen him before. A living doll and hilarious!!!

[@nakhiahodges]

I've seen some of this set before and it was funny the first time but I can tell the delivery has improved. The mma joke still makes me chuckle😂

[@embreis2257]

so the place was packed with 780 people or more and he thought: might be fun to present myself to them in a skirt. very courageous will look out for him in future

[@Amy-kr4tc]

Glad I came across this. Really funny. Excellent comedic timing.

[@theonlyexception54]

It's my favorite when people giggle at their own jokes.

[@nicholettethicc]

"I'm Ali Wong." Lmao

[@melophile999]

He is so clever, witty, intelligent, crazy funny and doesn't swear - I love him! I have 2 daughters and wish I had a son just like him 🤩

[@ursaltydog]

Totally adorable and so truthful too!

[@rainbowscorpio9426]

'He's not straight, but the rent is due' Exclusively made for.

[@robertschwartz4810]

Trouble begins when it's your BOYFRIEND who says "I wish you weren't gay!"

[@gayasparagus]

Or parents. 😭🥲

[@BederikStorm]

@@gayasparagus they do that... At least the first 100 times mentioning it

[@vanillaplanifoliae]

oh that's rough, i'm sorry :(

[@sufyanlowel4631]

Like 'Go to the chicks, you don't deserve guys' thing?

[@clubepengu6654]

"I'm Ali Wong" LMFAOOO

[@tessiepinkman]

WONDERFUL! Definitely gonna keep checking what he does in the future

[@chinemapictures]

The eyebrow joke 😂😂😂

[@sadoklajmi]

I love the simplicity n the efficiency in this 😂 it was short n sweet with no dull moment

[@TravisRichey]

That was wonderful. Very funny, and he's so adorable. The last joke got me and I feel seen ;-) ~Trav

[@MDiStefano10]

Truly enjoyed your show. Thanks for sharing!!

[@johnathonf1]

Absolutely loved it!! Best of luck Jared!!

[@ZenQuagga]

EXCELLENT set! Really good timing!

[@alanhigh9709]

Such a little cutie & refreshingly clean comedy which was very funny.

[@Chimel31]

Skirts for (straight) non-Scottish men are fashionable in Seattle, and these are mostly guys who would say "Sorry, I'm gay, I'm not Scottish" just for fun. I'll look up Jared Goldstein before he gets senior at 30, because right now, he is at his best, this was excellent.

[@crownprincesslaya2]

Great set!

[@nextchancenow7153]

Great set. Hilarious.

[@MatthewHumm]

Soooo talented, laughed the whole time 😂

[@katekennelly3651]

hilarious! love your stand-up!

[@mandipandi303]

This was so funny. They're going to have a big career, I can tell.

[@marqqqddr]

He's great! Love his style.

[@msteresa653]

Great set, they're effing adorable 😍 audience felt very straight tho I guess we're not ready yet ppl!

[@lorencarlin2087]

Who is this kid? Too funny! I so love how easy it is to go down the KZbin rabbit hole. I've yet to be disappointed. Thank you to whoever designed the flowchart that gets us to these things!

[@natrai95]

I saw Jared do this set live in Indianapolis to open for JVN. It was awesome.

[@rubailey4888]

"im a front" is perfect

[@GuliversTravelocity]

He’s got it! Very funny and adorable.

[@MofongoJones]

I laughed from beginning to end!! Good shit

[@novakd1530]

my favorite "I wish you weren't gay" " well I wish you weren't .... my mom " LMFAOOOOO

[@rockroussel7568]

Brilliant !!!❤

[@kennylittlechild2555]

Brilliant and now I'm in love!

[@NerdyNat]

I laughed so loud! New fan!

[@arshbehal6312]

Gosh! He is flawless.

[@Bob841007]

You are such a queen ❤Super funny , and the temple is amazing ❤🎉😂

[@TheCynedd]

This man's set was absolutely brilliant!👍😂

[@GaryAa56]

He hilarious. Great timing and great material.

[@stumack9755]

"they"

[@dmcdan8]

Great timing and loved the dead pan pause set up

[@NC-qc7wd]

He is so hysterical, I have laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 Senior center and they are in their 30s killed me 🤣🤣

[@shydreamguyman4098]

I identify as a pillow biter .

[@SakuraMoonflower]

His legs do look cute in them shoes and skirt though lol

[@notsparks]

Almost 42 here... I should have been buried at least 6 years ago.

[@kap79]

Great pacing, fun delivery.

[@LicDiz]

He is so cute and super funny!!!! I want to hear more about this comedian!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@alwoodel9551]

Laid back funny. Brilliant.

[@an6350]

i like how he says you're welcome at the end x')

[@vickilssrb4405]

He is absolutely ADORABLE!! 🤗💙 Darn it!! 😂

[@propman3523]

Refreshingly original. Best of luck!

[@kingty6221]

A simple gay guy. Just being his simple authentic self. Such a rarity in our community nowadays

[@i.i1215]

Nothing simple about him

[@brittrugg2676]

@@SqampI love all of those games you mentioned!

[@timothyknoll4417]

What are you talking about? Lol

[@AustinRoberts88]

SERIOUSLY!!!

[@spaztron5000]

You're hanging out with the wrong people, friendo

[@bryantkeller9278]

Adorable. ❤

[@darrinlalla9008]

So funny! Love him!

[@mariobarron2965]

I lostttttt it oh my gosh. So hilarious! Everyone at McDonald’s is looking at me weird

[@englishmuffinpizzas]

I loved everything about this

[@avesaoirsepraesens3537]

That was effing hilarious - "I'm Allie Wong - you're welcome" lollllololololol hahahahaha

[@rolandfoo6607]

Beautiful!

[@TheDayDreamingOwl]

Omg I actually love his look! ❤

[@spencer3699]

He’s not gay, but he has to feed his family 😭

[@davidsuleiman2312]

He did the Mark Normand thing at the end! 😂😂😂

[@changveronicas]

😂😂😂 incredible jokes and delivery

[@vala1277]

I have been depressed for four days straight and comedians always fix it. They are better than therapists. Comedians deserve the prestige of doctors or lawyers because they help people just as much.

[@wilhelmpaulm]

That was effin good. Such a clean and simple set 👌👌👌

[@stumack9755]

"clean" 😂

[@enzomthethwa5861]

It is always nice to see a gay person on a platform who is actually *queer*, i.e. countercultural, gender bending, sex positive. Basically, anyone who makes cishet white men uncomfortable. 😜

[@jameswalker68]

Haha! Very true 😂 Although at 54, I’m surprised they let me watch this in the retirement home! 😂😂

[@farapipsqueek636]

That is amazingly obnoxious. Kind of obnoxious to call him queer when, you know, he might find the term offensive Second. Maybe a black gay cis person might reqct uncomfortablly

[@michaeloutlaw5473]

@@farapipsqueek636 ?

[@MarthaMansbridge]

So a standard masculine homosexual isn’t good enough anymore - they’re lesser gays because it doesn’t affirm your obviously narcissistic need to be the centre of everyone else’s attention.

[@samranda]

@@MarthaMansbridge this but unironically tbh. white straight acting gay men can fall in a ditch

[@heathermiller5765]

Lmao so cute! Love his humor 😁

[@kayregulski6828]

Sooooooo adorable❤

[@skim.arsenic]

Funny, brilliant and has a cute outfit! 😍

[@Candyrock15]

The boots and skirt combo are to die for

[@ladyshioni7402]

OMG I love u... you are like a real life Stefon!

[@shachaha]

I love him! That was funny. Want more :))

[@glen7228]

Funny every time

[@Love.Yourself.1976]

More please

[@enchantro]

Oh he’s hilarious!🤣

[@chriscarlisle5676]

Hilarious 😂😆

[@marial8235]

He is so cute and I love his hair.❤

[@sherirobinson6867]

I've got a 2013 Mazda 2... I love it! 380 to 9 gallons makes me love it more

[@gayasparagus]

Mazda 2 is awesome

[@mathaj32]

Aww I really enjoyed this lol aww he’s so cute 🥰

[@johnedward8352]

You think that's the response a comedian wants from his or her set? Ummm no. Cute does not equal good comedy.

[@goeienacht]

@@johnedward8352 comedians can’t get more than one type of compliment? Wtf? Who genuinely complimented something about you today? I can hear the crickets

[@gayasparagus]

Yes. How dare you compliment him

[@samthejam33]

we’re healing 😭😭😭

[@stvp68]

Love the rescue joke!

[@bostonreese4807]

So talented.

[@iguana8164]

I actually, laughed out loud, lol!

[@lisagilbert8497]

Awe he’s absolutely adorable 😂