the greatest metal memes EVER 4

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2:11

[@JaredDines_]

Thanks for watching djentlemen! please check out The DickeyDines Show if you want more of this kind of content!! Austin and i appreciate the support! :)

[@rammsteinan4503]

Jared Dines when will we see a collab with Kmac 2021? :D

[@citizenerased174]

Jared Dines I second the collab with Kmac. That would be epic!!!

[@user-wl3kk4ci8c]

Jared Dines Roooooooooooooooots

[@mortensen1961]

Meme me up, Scotty!

[@JaredDines_]

rammsteinan4503 tomorrow

[@kkiimmiinn]

Never expected that sponsor

[@leroy92TX]

dyi holiday cards? lol

[@sogflesh4030]

He's gonna sponsor I Can't Believe It's Not Butter soon.

[@animus444k]

Demonetizations a real bitch

[@fhsjames]

이기민 same

[@BrianAndersonTT]

WARNING ABOUT WAR ROBOTS If you are going to download war robots, do not spend precious money on it! The only spending that would really matter is in the hundreds to thousands of US dollars and I am NOT exaggerating! I am a champion league player and it gets worse the more you advance in the game. It could have been one of the best mobile platform games ever but they ruined it.

[@glenn2376]

I'm a simple man; I see Dickey, I clickey.

[@Dickey7861]

Glenn

[@nate_kachow2904]

This needs more recognition

[@nehemiahzo_]

Out of context that would be scary

[@chonkyhonky7155]

If this was reddit I would put r/suddenlygay

[@TheBackpackingSailor]

@@chonkyhonky7155 that's where this is going

[@Ardeact]

"I know you guys love memes" "I went to Facebook" Oh no.

[@Xenotypal]

plebs

[@Andy-cz4xw]

10% memes 30% war robots 60% dickey's amazing story

[@DaishinZlrex]

*You laugh,You lose* Did you laugh or did you lose? _skrattar du förlorar du_

[@matheushenriqueee2]

ｍａｎｎｅｎ

[@dust8083]

Mannnneeeeeeeeeeeeennn!

[@chilibiskit14]

Virgins af

[@KnowBigDeal]

*RESPECT WAHMEN*

[@pablorandri6459]

Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service *SKRATTAR DUE, FORLORAR DUE* MANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@dudewhy2849]

I remember some friends and I took our non-Metal friend to an A Day to Remember show (I know, not Metal, bare with me). This was their first heavier show. They were in the pit all night long. All of a sudden, he comes out the pit, screams “I LOST MY SHOE! YEEEEAAAAAHHH!”, and then LAUNCHES into a group of people feet first, and then runs away. We didn’t take them to anymore shows after that 😅

[@thelastdragon3242]

This makes me want to share a pit story. I was 21, at warped tour, drunk af. Set up complete. NOFX starts playing, I go running (didn't want to miss it) so drunk, and naturally acrobatic I decide to do front flip, had never attempted one, right as I was entering the pit it was clearing for sticking in my eye. When I miraculously landed it, I realized I had landed on a fallen pit warrior; both feet were on his chest. His big ass friend thought I was some kind of pit assassin and blind sided me with a giant elbow to my rib cage. So fubar that I didn't even realize that I had a broken rib till the next morning. Good times.

[@kingoffamine3986]

TheLast Dragon "pit assassin"

[@samantharobinson9045]

TheLast Dragon lmfaooo

[@adrianclark2734]

That was a pit story of worth 🤘🤘

[@black-eyedspinnerwillow7639]

😭I feel SO FUCKING bad fr (for) you

[@Aaron_Berry]

@TheLast Dragon "good"

[@morgoth9671]

These sponsors are so random

[@kevinsarajlic6268]

gotta make money

[@liamsweeney4754]

he gotta eat

[@SaschaRissling]

i think it's amazing that he wears a naked100 cap all the time but never actually talks about vaping.

[@Nosh69696]

Sascha Rissling It's a meme

[@TjderGeraet]

Morgoth i would much rather just ignore the ads if they were just consistent. Like every video the same sponsor. But like right now he just picks whatever pays the best. Just stick to one sponsor pls, can't be that hard

[@dennis_moonlight]

17 minutes of dank memes... Who needs christmas gifts when you are subscribed to Djared?

[@joedalton155]

More like 15 minutes because of the sponsor

[@hellgrinder2941]

I liked what you did

[@jimmyjamz12]

Dennis Benassi .

[@f0rm1ess8]

Dennis Benassi gotem

[@recruitymcfruity5232]

More like normie memes am I right

[@alquemik]

Who would win? a) *JaJa SeneS* b) *DereD DiDi*

[@krispayy6076]

this comment confuses me

[@rootintootinputin5898]

4:16 Ravioli ravioli, what's inside the pocket-oli?

[@cookieprev5176]

Rootin Tootin Putin I knew I wasn’t the only one

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Rootin Tootin Putin its MOAR RAVIOLI

[@felixftw4702]

pocket oli sykes

[@SlyHikari03]

You want some?

[@cneddy22]

I instantly came down to the comments to find this

[@rickyvaydr1250]

*jared makes meme video to cover up djent 2017*

[@SafelandingRecords]

Richie Williams true but still came through with something entertaining. Gotta give him props after that guy douched him lol

[@rickyvaydr1250]

David Ysasi I do give him props I was kidding lmao

[@Diogo9595]

PLS COME TO BRAZIL

[@Sphirot12]

Diogo9595 mal sabem eles que é zoeiras

[@aaronaltkid]

Diogo9595 someone actually fell for it

[@maximoavila5916]

BRASIL PORRAAA aisodhaosidaoh

[@peterm6737]

In Soviet Russia you don't go to Brazil, Brazil comes to you. Awful joke aside it would be cool if bands traveled more often.

[@museudobalao]

AQUI É BR PORRA

[@Diniles]

"Call the ambulance" "No, that's $1500" America. The one thing I literally cannot get over about it

[@kyloren2865]

You should rename this video in "Some cool stories from Austin"

[@ale0830]

Where is Kmac2021?

[@uhm60]

Alessandro Solís the memelord himself

[@yearnpill]

Alessandro Solís *Kmacavelli the lyrical machete

[@citizenerased174]

Lord Kmac

[@weiflwange3841]

In the funny part of KZbin

[@cafra2]

He's crafting an anti-aging potion

[@METALHEAD-fh8qc]

Dude in the pit: Yeah it snapped a little. Doctor: Just a little!? Dude in the pit: Well, Maybe Not!

[@Ougagagoubu]

I'm looking at two dudes looking at memes instead of looking at memes by myself. What a time to be alive.

[@dickcheese663]

2:12 "WELCOME AUSTIN DICKEY, THE MEME GOD!!" Austin: "hi"

[@Sighbot]

I played "War Robots" when it was called "Walking War Robots".

[@skyevroom3657]

same

[@murobaugetti9028]

Me 2

[@actuallyjewish9305]

You are all gods

[@dr.greenthumbreal6203]

same same

[@Evan--tt5os]

Yeah

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Anyway I'm from India (Foreign fan) You're pretty popular in our state (Mizoram) To only the Metalheads of course Anyway Big Fan

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Tinga Chhakchhuak myself from Bengal. Bloody hell, everyone's into pop and EDM right here. But for the tiny metalhead community, nobody is unaware of Jared's KZbin existence.

[@slamrules475]

From Nepal

[@ritikeshsinghpaurus2964]

Tinga Chhakchhuak Rajasthan here

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Its amazing how metal can unite us

[@ayusharipirala3121]

Bangalore

[@TheTroy124]

Omg that full volume meme is so true for me but with different music it scares me everytime

[@Amdus289]

PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Dragon. *BRAZIL*

[@galllion1801]

And dislocate your knee?

[@THe97LoRD]

NO KARATE IN THE PIT!

[@scottbruckner4653]

THe97LoRD ...Hold on let me call my bros from Xaolin.

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

thank you.

[@surop4828]

FUCKING CHRIS

[@gabrielmedeiros4969]

COME TO BREZEEEEL JAREDI

[@rgerber]

gabriel medeiros there is a place named pretzel?

[@gabrielmedeiros4969]

Hahaha, is Brezel(Brazil) like some memes

[@awesome65555]

He'd probs get his guitars stolen

[@vomito630]

gabriel medeiros BR NESSA POURA

[@Lucasg284]

Dєltα Mσσdíє so funny, you should go work with your amazing president .Mr Trump fat kid from america

[@boiamondo]

My first Pit started in front of me all of a sudden and i wasn't even that scared 'cause i thought "uuuuh, jumpy" and ran in it. So fun. I was, instead, surprised another years later when a friend of mine was literally swalloed by it, just to pop out with a bruise on the neck for no damn reason, looked like a passing tornado leaving behind wreakage

[@John6298]

I'm a simple guy. I see a Jared Dines or DickeyDines video I watch it.

[@axtonjedi]

Don't let your memes be dreams!

[@MoSweiti666]

Seldon Arcais good one! Shia LaBeouf would be proud xD

[@denolact7000]

Seldon Arcais funny original reply to totally original comment

[@axtonjedi]

Denolact The original-est

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

But let dreams be memes

[@jimdanielhoxworth3374]

*_Your memes end with you_*

[@ArnoldPlaysGuitar]

"What I have coming up in the future is 10x more legit." CanNOT fucking wait!

[@kkov1230]

10:30 idk what's more accurate, Slipknot, Slayer, Korn, or Marilyn Manson 😂 Edit: Metallica might be the best one

[@premiumvanille183]

Why do you think Marilyn Manson is accurate though? I don't get it

[@kkov1230]

@@premiumvanille183 idk it just kinda looks like him

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

I'm sure Pewdiep- cough, I mean Jared just looooves War Robots and will be spending countless hours playing in the future _s k i p_

[@tyler_bt3326]

Scrawny McMassive I mean, it's actually a decent game. I was bored enough to play it, it's a good time waster

[@ItsJustAdrean]

I played it. Liked it. If they're sponsoring Jared, hey, more power to 'em

[@laurenmckay3333]

You’ve clearly never watched Dickey dines

[@revalisfeathers9531]

THAT ZELDA HAT 😍

[@logansmith4063]

I love the Ralph tattoo on Jared’s arm HA memes

[@Nosh69696]

Only metalheads can be meme Gods.

[@ITzCrimePvP]

#TurnOffAdblockForJared

[@jayrx12]

#Fogle

[@eddiejohansson1949]

AINT GONNA HAPPEN

[@ManWhoSoldTheWorld01]

no thanks

[@tammywestin2854]

Mika no

[@mikakaandorp8018]

Eyy we got the same name dude 🤘🏼

[@mclarge90]

skip to 2:06 to get to the memes and skip the ads

[@chrisdix7037]

Jack Robinson You sir are a hero!

[@DJ-vg1pr]

But the ad is the meme

[@xenounde0]

*WAR ROBOTS IS BÆ*

[@CRXCX]

Why isn't this comment on the top so that I could have seen it in time.

[@wickedinturn7118]

Why the fuck would you skip war robots

[@nightpup1064]

That meme about the volume reminds me of when I took my cousin to school. I had been listening to metal on full volume with my friends the other night , and when I turned on the radio I almost shit my pants.

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I oddly get the reverse to happen, usually. If it's my computer it's probably because the music is so much quieter than playing a game or watching a normal video. When this was a problem on my phone, it was because I last used it when I had earbuds in, listening to music.

[@halvenhelev]

Video start 2:08

[@honkydorry7691]

thank you. literally why I went to the comment section.

[@Mavvyd96]

Thanks

[@bjarnijakobsen3028]

Synyster Fox same

[@bjarnijakobsen3028]

Hilmi Immy thanks

[@messengerofdeath8086]

You question the words of the *MIGHTY WAR ROBOTS?!*

[@christiandominguez7876]

Real video starts at 2:07

[@asilva5021]

Christian Dominguez it also has long moments of pauses every five minutes

[@noahkrull1514]

God bless

[@jeffyharwood]

No, real video ends at 2:07

[@cUrLY_hEaDeD_fUcK]

Oh the Rage Against The Machine memes 😂😂😂

[@NotsoseriousNick]

4:10. Ah, I see someone's taken Filthy Frank approved way to eat ravioli.

[@IceCubeLP123]

Ah, yes. The pocket Ravioli. I remember that Dining with Dickey episode

[@Throwaway-kg7ft]

IceCubeLP123 wasnt it filthy frank?

[@danielmurphy5824]

Throwaway1234 He was being sarcastic

[@rurka2061]

RIP Slippy :(

[@victo-rhi]

I'm literally so happy that the video on the best memes in 2017 is the video with a War Robot sponser.

[@MePatra]

Austin's the GOAT for saving that girl 😂😂

[@IstiSama]

i don't think jared knows what dank is

[@berndernlottet8077]

Dank - "unpleasantly damp and cold."

[@plazmamasta193]

Berndern Lottet or concentrated

[@pedrotristao9507]

COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@1KeyJee]

Metalcore Dude why? Its stupid

[@jesseweicht2465]

Its not like he tours internationally.

[@pedrotristao9507]

It's a joke

[@jesseweicht2465]

Yeah I should have watched all the way through before commenting... My bad.

[@juusoaarila2566]

COME TO FINLAND

[@ClassicPatty]

I'm extremely happy that the Mom makes you go to church but your metal meme made it

[@buzzardsinuses4780]

My first time in the pit was at a Bad Religion show. I wanted to be a part of something that is such a big part of the punk rock scene. I was kind of terrified when they were about to come on, but as soon as the pit started, it was amazing. That night, and the night I went to see Descendents were to of the best nights of my entire life.

[@dubiousdaydream1695]

Explains who Danny is and I'm here wondering who the hell is post malone ?

[@axis1898]

Post Malone is a fairly successful new rapper.

[@samvelasco9231]

Danny wornsnop is the Asking alexandria vocalist but he passed from a emo kid to a Cowboy Listen to The final episode and after that listen to Into the fire ans you will understand

[@thomazm.8414]

B R A Z I L

[@1KeyJee]

Thomaz M. Crimeazil

[@hayemiranda7647]

+M H S zuerazil

[@user-tz3zm3ej9j]

M H S B R E E E Z E L

[@henriquemartins1061]

BRAZIL PORRA

[@blindorion9737]

The Dickey Dines show needs War Robots sponsor too. This is the first I heard that they got it. Going to download from this vid to support the cause. Congrats dudes!

[@benpetzold2298]

This is the hands down best thing for when you're stoned

[@ross_boss]

Best metal dank meme from 2017 is Jared himself

[@datdjentyboi138]

Ross Boss no Kmac is

[@lucasrodrigues4121]

COME TO BRASIL

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

This is the advert the Dickey Dines show needed!

[@jakethepillowsnake4098]

This was fun, I liked it. The teehee boi one was my fave.

[@Guigo985]

PLEASE PLAY HERE IN BRAZIIIIL (Sponge Bob meme)

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Rodrigo Senra *BRAZILLLLLL*

[@haengemuele]

😂😂yess!! My TEEHEE Tattoo😂😂 cheers from Switzerland

[@annam.6223]

that was yours? damn dude 😂😂

[@haengemuele]

Diana Matthews yes! this is mine😂 these teehee memes gets me everytime so hilarious

[@olli1519]

14:36 that's what the mosh pit at every Amon Amarth concert looks like tbh

[@justincantrell6786]

"Send Them To The Slaughter House" "Breeeeeeehh" had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@clemenbenz391]

Yeap, I do come from Indonesia and I do like playing rock riffs with my only cheapy trusty 50 buck acoustic.. thx 4 all vids.. liked it a lot, specially your drum vids Keep it up!!

[@alphareccon1059]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkko Braaasiiiiiill

[@13gangyoungin16]

Kkk South Carolina...... oh

[@f0rm1ess8]

I’m a drummer myself and I always enjoy watching your videos Thanks Jared

[@grotesque666]

Haha the bit about barking in Fresno had me laughing

[@luccazappalajurado6478]

COMI TU BRASSILL GUIS !"

[@Midgetnator]

When are we getting a helium vocals video? You know people have been wanting to see that for a while now :p

[@Tooom28]

No

[@jacobdarrigan826]

Hahahaha I laughed when you said "but first let's take a look at my sponsor war robots"

[@samualgould2538]

sponsored ad looks and sounds like every armored core game I've seen and played

[@ekijokinen5584]

is that you felix

[@shadysandman4848]

'Murican Pewds

[@popetier]

Na this video is 17 min long so it can't be him.

[@quintonis1]

The Snop = Pewds confirmed.

[@vilthordrums]

Austin is like a walrus with a cool hat and awesome scream. So really just a walrus with a cool hat. #humor #loveyouguys

[@breadslut6846]

I understood none of these yet you guys still had me rolling, good job!

[@patbirmingham9425]

The meme about getting in the car, I did that with entombment of a machine right before it started and had a friend really only listened to like Mumford and sons. Their face was insane haha

[@Autrest]

Braziiiil

[@agrailivanovna6331]

i want them to collab with kmac so much .-.

[@seanoreilly2949]

Everybody does.

[@Fabrgion]

They actually do the collab

[@corvidcorpus548]

I saw the war robots ad and got excited for dickeydines and then realized it was on Jared’s channel.

[@tatetm2809]

We had a very small music festival in a town called kuna near me, and during one of the metal sets a guy got hit in the nose in the pit. He got taken out of it and his face was bleading from his nose and he looked back into the crowd and said "I'm goin back in" and did so.

[@ShreyashPiya]

Hey Dickey seems to have lost some weight.

[@Michael_Baranyaiofficial]

whoa,YOUR FINALLY SPONSERD BY WWAARR RROOOBBOOTTSS

[@justinstroud4738]

It's confirmed, Jared always thinks about Austin

[@bedussymahler3247]

Jared: you can run, jump,and shoot what more do yo need Me: water food , "METAL", a body

[@jemmaartson2434]

I love memes, you love memes We are memeful family...

[@alphareccon1059]

Yeeeeaaaah, another one

[@xx7secondsxx]

@ 9:30 I have one of those! But it sez "think they're getting candy but its 40 hours of Forklift training videos" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Phoebonaccii]

The break a leg joke was hilarious 😂😂

[@galibmahbub95]

Meme review *clap, clap* Meme review *clap, clap*

[@djmelodix6868]

An Old Enemy MEME REVIEW

[@zeoalexo]

MEME COUCH!!!

[@nate_kachow2904]

@@djmelodix6868 GET OUT-

[@septicemic39]

So comment awards 100 could possibly hap- SHIT WRONG CHANNEL

[@exotic9531]

Septicemic G R A H A M T H E C H R I S T I A N

[@markkelly9552]

Graham the christian

[@dwaynetheshrekjohnson7026]

Jared You’re super funny and helped me to persevere playing guitar , so thank you

[@richardg8195]

He was talking about the Fresno bulldogs in the beginning. That's hilarious

[@jasonottersburg4712]

Austin has been wearing that shirt for like 3 episodes now

[@Dickey7861]

Jason Ottersburg they were all filmed the same day haha

[@julianaraneta5416]

The struggle of laundry price hike....

[@damjanp7920]

Austin looks like a turtle...

[@robindreier9796]

You're not the first one to say that

[@DC-yb7qd]

Or a drunken frog

[@just_another_2133]

Damn poor Austin

[@tutusrachmanto7658]

That Knocked Loose's bork bork lmao

[@Ts-kc5ie]

I should be asleep because I gotta wake up at 9, it's currently 6 but instead I'm here for the memes

[@zacmason7175]

Ravioli, Ravioli. Whats in the poket-oli :P

[@sovietmermaid6980]

its filthy frank bitch

[@stickyvenom73]

TOO MANY *MEEMESSSS!!*

[@Simp4Ahsoka.]

Rookie

[@turdferguson5092]

Too many puppies!

[@maximus6327]

Says unicycle, sticks hands out like bike.

[@fabianquesada2651]

Dude you have fans in Costa Rica too! Me and my mate always laugh at your content, great vid!

[@afiqazimm248]

Pewdiepie of the guitar world KZbin thingy

[@lukaszboczar2441]

Afiq Azimm except this guy is bearable

[@edv7n]

9:43 That killed me

[@Totalmoron4728]

EdvinLagerquist .