the greatest metal memes EVER 3

[@Ozzynot]

"I am a meme" *Sees meme of self* "WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE MEMES OF ME"

[@aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689]

😂 There's memes that answer that too!!! 😎

[@ludank1030]

"Im a big fan of the memes, because I am one" You sure are one, Jared.

[@NomadicRecording]

yes

[@_lunarscape_3457]

You mean Michael Cera!! xD

[@nathann7281]

*partially

[@jakelukasik9945]

Regarding the harmonica at the beginning... does it Djent?

[@decipherlogic]

Only in C

[@jakelukasik9945]

Decipherlogic drop f#%^2

[@decipherlogic]

Hahaha I'm not that much of a djentman........ yet

[@JzelMoniK]

#define Harmonica #ifndef Harmonica if(Harmonica == Djent) { return "Yeah it does but only in C"; }

[@shivampathak5773]

Syntax error detected

[@kat2513]

that awkward moment you barely realize Jared has some fucking amazing green eyes

[@anna_young]

Ikr

[@sofia.morenska]

Ikr 2:55

[@oriusthecentaur8736]

Jared and Austin's friendship is so beautiful. I love it when two dudes can be friends. They're funny as hell, too! ✌️

[@smartlestic674]

This is one of my favorite type of video from him lol

[@JaredDines_]

ayyyeeeeeeee

[@MrMaxlines]

Jared Dines fartu masti

[@trottingfoxinc]

I literally watched your "channel direction" video and immediately clicked on this cuz I KNEW it had a sponsor in it. Jared, holy shit, as soon as you got real saying "I do these cause I need to make money and with youtube it's the easiest at the moment" I GAINED so much respect. I never thought you were becoming a reaction channel, but the honesty was mind blowing coming from someone who was around for all the CSGO gambling controversy (Buncha streamers lied about sponsors/ownership). Mad respect for your content, and character.

[@roberthoma3807]

I honestly really like the reaction videos and a word to Jared I'll enjoy any content you make long as you have fun and enjoy making it

[@harrisontl1162]

jared, the problem is you're getting your memes from facebook

[@Akkumako]

"My sister, I mean my wife" Nailed it

[@Black-plague666]

Jared is a living meme...

[@ChocoSlayc]

0.19 - 3.53 nice song in the backgrpound )

[@SamArrag]

Choco Slayc dude thats your sound xd

[@promoxyz]

yours too :D

[@LoneStarWest]

What's that song?

[@promoxyz]

Damien Weston Shrezzers - Mystery

[@LoneStarWest]

promoxyz thanks a lot!

[@wellingtonluigi.9556]

Pewdiepie of Metal 😁

[@sero7850]

\[T]/Praise the Deathcore\[T]/

[@coffeecrona1099]

dont compare him to that shit

[@jordivdbroek]

something wrong with pew?

[@xvbttv9553]

JvdBMultimedia evrything is wrong about pewdipie

[@hisholiness4537]

+crona cronup Yeah. Jared is worse.

[@KumaTorey]

Jared's reaction to the hotdog made me laugh harder than it should XD

[@twiggy3455]

*zooms in* "DON'T. DO. BAD. MEMES. DONTMAKEBADMEMES. MAKE GOOD MEMES, NOT BAD ONES!"

[@twigglypuff6880]

someone make a meme of Jared's nose hair 2:55

[@Musical_Pigeon]

Jared uploaded this while I was standing out in the rain waiting for my ride to pick me of from the game shop it my town, the memes were worth the soaked phone.

[@daredjines6017]

Jared, at this point, you yourself are a meme *EDIT:* I actually watched this video and realized that you obviously know you're a meme. So i need a new comment. If this video gets 15,000 likes by the end of the month, I'll start a kickstarter so we can fund a meme-venture through the U.S. for you, only it's not really a meme-venture. It's a trip to the dentist.

[@mnemesiiis]

Rayene Boussetta No, actually. First Dared Jines and THEN Scob Rallon

[@treadlightly7961]

+Rayene Boussetta definitely Dared Jines first, and has the danker comments, and the dude is almost literally everywhere I go

[@rotkiv5446]

I hate myself because on instinct, I now say Dared Jines instead of Jared Dines. Fuck you Dared, and your consistency

[@scoobity8523]

Dared Jines I thought you were Scob Rallon for a second

[@raymondarevalo8777]

Jared what are you doing? Jared staph!

[@emoly._.44_55]

So obsessed with Jared dines I love your videos and seeing your videos everyday make me laugh and don't listen to the people saying your reactions are fake cause as a true fan I know that you just like over reacting to funny stuff like this lol. LOVE YOU JARED 4Ever a metal head. Also last but not least Tee-Hee

[@yellowpostrecordings]

Hey it's Felix Dines!

[@metall7331]

i laughed my ass off at that one, well done

[@ThreeNamesGrace]

Logan Grim More like PewdieDines :p

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Logan Grim pewdinepie

[@thedudeofficial69]

Felix Kdjellberg. Kill me.

[@dashman1439]

Jar-ed of Dines, like Jar of Dimes?! Idfuckingk?! I tried damnit but idc. I'm up in the clouds [wink wink]and I thought it was funny in my head. So FUCK IT!

[@twocansam9548]

Thank you for mentioning our page, Deathcore Dad Memes!! ❤️

[@jacobreece1971]

TEE HEE

[@giselleperez4033]

I've transformed into a 1.7 million level metalhead thank you Jared dines

[@MiyaAhmed]

The song at 6:45 is called Vivacious by Shredding Brazzers, you're welcome

[@iamBENJIx]

Jose Vega lives in my hometown! Hemet CA! Thats where my band was made

[@Sanya_Roshi]

SHREZZERS ON BACKGROUND!!! LIKE! SPASIBO!!!

[@drewajv]

When you read the country dude, it sounded like an impression of Austin

[@chroidalunit]

Jared my dude you lookin fresh! Fresh outta ideas

[@tomeupaloucatala3949]

0:58 thrasher stuff

[@dj3ntyb01]

Is dared jines here yet?

[@daredjines6017]

I've been busy, but I'm back. With dank comments.

[@alexguaderrama5190]

Dared Jines why aren't you Djared, instead?!!

[@greenspring9437]

4:18 "You like death metal??? Is that like Metallica???"

[@davidobernesser2274]

Do a country vs metal vid

[@matheusott6559]

"Eeeh, Betsy. They're just that screamo kids. Get the shotgun Betsy"

[@jxomxo]

Honestly your impersonation of the soccer mom type that hates metal is EXACTLY like my mom. Like, she's a Christian (well I am too) but she thinks it will drift me away from my religion. Let me rephrase that: *A type of music will stop me from worshipping God.* I wish she would just open her mind a little more to it.

[@roshangupta1403]

Great, but it would also be nice if some people also made classic metal memes. Or even old school extreme metal. Like, who else wants to see some Saxon, Queensryche, Exodus, Candlemass, Trouble, Napalm Death, etc. memes?

[@eyzipunk]

hmm shrezzers ,nice choise

[@aggrontuslight7381]

this is better than actual tv. in fact i dont own a tv and use youtube for all my shows. jared is a good actor lol

[@davidmraes6094]

See the metal memes of Brazil and meet the biggest country with memes of the planet

[@XDiCap]

5:37 Yay Jaiden!

[@avepe6094]

"The more your fingers fret, the more you make her wet." -Tosin Abasi, 2k17

[@deathcoredad6407]

Thank you for the featuring our page Deathcore Dad Memes, Jared, much appreciated! ❤️

[@brycerichardson7455]

You can play the harmonica? have my babies.

[@dummeskindx]

"I crowdkilled my cat once"

[@ory5948]

If you're early he might reply.... hi Jared been here a while

[@JaredDines_]

oh hi there

[@nikoathanas3582]

Jared Dines Jared be my dad

[@OWitbroke]

YandereAlpaca hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic *austin and i

[@Nothingness019]

+Jared Dines hello jared

[@MRxAGONYx]

Holy shit! As one of the owners of Deathcore Dad Memes I'm so stoked to see us make it in the video! ❤

[@brosephthomas3764]

Shrezzers!

[@hunterkiller20000]

Your metal memes video is what got me into your channel

[@sickcxnt9444]

That harmonica is more savage than Jake Paul

[@Sally.C]

It's 3 AM. I should sleep. Thank you Jared

[@xXTrumpetGuyXx]

You've turned into the Pewdipie of metal... And I love it!❤

[@aishahsorfina9978]

That story about austin melted my heart.. Awww

[@FreeBroccoli]

I hear that Shrezzers in the background. Great song.

[@miketroxy6376]

lol the fact that u had to comment on the mustache meme at 2:42 makes it even funnier

[@tigerlilylexxi]

I'm a simple woman. I see Jared. i click like.

[@bigshambowski]

"This video is sponsored by vidme." Ya know the best part about this video? The timelessness.

[@mean_michelle]

So, nobody's gonna read this comment because it's too long, but whatever.😃 Hi Jared, I really love your videos, all types of them,😃 and your music, it's always good to laugh, smile or just be happy and listen to music. People think I'm weird, because of the music I like, I don't really care, so I don't know else to say for this sentence. You're great, don't worry about haters, just keep doing what you love. I discovered you channel just like a week ago, I wonder where I have been all this time.😃 If my english is somehow bad, I'm sorry, it's not my native language, I'm from Czech, so greetings from Czech.😃

[@itsghostgamer16]

He said “I really like nickelback I’m not into metal” i like rock and metal

[@TheJlexa96]

Omg SHREZZERS One of my fav too!

[@apotheosiis9481]

Jared Dines: Le seul mec qui à la classe avec un caleçon sur la tête... respect

[@WoeIsLee]

Why is it that just about every youtube channel that gets big, suddenly loses its ability to make the content that got it big in the first place and starts to make nothing but shitty videos?

[@decipherlogic]

Shit is life

[@decipherlogic]

leerey14 that is amazing! I was just thinking about what to have for dinner. Can we call this a date?

[@Bluuu3]

Watch his most recent video. That is all.

[@johnwheels89]

Finally a video without a.1min long non skipable video lol

[@tylermcglashen1853]

Aye Mystery by Shredding Brazzers lol well now Shrezzers dope band

[@AstellaOSRS]

3:25 i spit out my drink when you made that whitechapel joke lmao

[@femchad3317]

I love Jared. but I miss when he was a musician not a KZbin personality

[@CTCRShadowboy]

If you go back, he's pretty much made the same shit dude. He had just dropped an EP every now and then.

[@deusherbert-noel2424]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Why not both?

[@femchad3317]

Déus Herbert-Noel I would love both. but he is not. his musical videos are very few and far apart now days

[@deusherbert-noel2424]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Good point

[@sytheopath1241]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face ummmmmmmmmm.....................ya he just dropped an ep.............

[@rigmar492]

Jared, we're worried about you... Ever since you... *sobs*... ever since you got hooked on memes... *starts crying* ... you changed! The memes took control over your life! We're so worried

[@robymiller3140]

Ok, don't hate me guys, but I literally know nothing about deathcore. I listen to mainly speed, thrash, light, and heavy metal(so basically late 70's, 80's, early 90's).

[@alany2669]

lmfao "let me have a mustache for 2 days without getting MEEEEEMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDD DUDE!"

[@Nathanthepleb]

He used a fidget spinner in this video. Unsubscribing 😂

[@used019]

Love the background song! Sax solo SLAYS

[@braydenc5231]

What drugs were you on Jared when doing this video?

[@braydenc5231]

Cocaine I'd assume

[@PappyWoods]

Brayden Cairns All of them.

[@lukewarm._.pudding9354]

4:30 is the exact representation of my mom

[@slav7990]

Notice me senpaiii

[@brandonstafford4054]

saintKahlo I'm not Jared but I noticed

[@slav7990]

thank you 😂

[@KevinLuper99]

Ok, we officially need a harmonica metal video.

[@gabrielkowalewski212]

I have a stretched septum and it's as big as the girl's he shows at 4:40...

[@missmaynard2310]

Gabriel Kowalewski My Septum's Actually Larger Now Compared To That Photo :3

[@MultiBigDaddy666]

4:39 - my parents said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a door knocker

[@stephentimmer6806]

how drunk were you?

[@FALpwn]

3:19 new album from Metal Blade Records?

[@OfficialAndrewLee]

First. Notice me Jared! Please.

[@Runovaris]

About mosh pits and walls of death tho - When someone notices that a person stumbled into one accidentally, or was pushed (I've seen this happen a few times), they tend to react rather quick and pause until they're safely out of the way. Not always though, but most of the time. All the metalheads I've met have been super chill, down-to-earth, and secretly adorable (I swear I've heard one squeal at a video of puppy pomeranians)

[@adamsmith5211]

I was tired of people bashing you but dude you gotta do something original again, tired of these reaction videos and stuff, you're better than this bro come on

[@citizenerased174]

Adam Smith Do you not watch all of his videos? He still makes classic Jared Dines content.

[@Jaakeup]

It seems like you just seek out his fun time videos like these and completely ignore every single other video he puts out that's original content. Do you choose not to acknowledge the band promo video? The real drummer vs computer drummer? The metal drumming video? None of those videos exist to you yet you come here and complain that he only does reaction videos...

[@johnwheels89]

So don't watch dude...its not your channel ..seems You're bitching just to bitch

[@MetallyInsane96]

Memes of Heavy Metal is a good FB page for metal memes.

[@elliebee6537]

Stop looking at memes, and look at a razor

[@janugur2241]

4:25 dude, you should definately work in South Park as a voice actor.

[@InitiallyJayKay]

Dude, I subscribed about a year and a half ago for the original music content but all this newer stuff is cringe-worthy

[@stereo374]

2:43 It's almost like Jared plans his videos out before doing them so they aren't stale

[@vladdydaddy5197]

This is the most boring one so far. I'm disappointed.

[@guywein5347]

great video man! Love your vids

[@martindelaporte8228]

Thanks for all the Videos Jared love your music and humour With love from South Africa (Martin)

[@TrevIEnt]

For anyone wondering the BGM at the start: Shrezzers - Mystery. Chocoslayc / Mark Mironov's band.

[@GogiRegion]

I looked up "thrash metal memes" yesterday on google images, and I was not disappointed. 😆

[@ianmcgregor4593]

The hotdog meme is the best meme in the past 20 years. It hails from Snapchat

[@lukastukl4960]

I like that Pig Destroyer intro. "This is art" 😂

[@your-_-friend3787]

I love how the show stopped just for your hat lol, I would love to hear more story's like that (if you have any)

[@logana8904]

2:55 you got pretty green eyes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@metroidhunter965]

Metalhead memes on Facebook has some good ones, Jared.

[@hqmunro87]

Plugging, on your KZbin channel no less, a sponsor of your channel who is a direct competitor of KZbin. Interesting times we live in.

[@hiya6972]

Love you Jared!

[@TuthePayste]

The Metal Memes Subreddit Jared. You must seek memes at the SOURCE.

[@attisshafer2809]

I like how he's playing Shrezzers in the background

[@wittyusername1827]

2:00 I'm with you Jared I don't understand it either. Also great vid please make another.