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[@Ozzynot]

"I am a meme" *Sees meme of self* "WHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE MEMES OF ME"

[@aracknoinfiniteeseekertrip9689]

😂 There's memes that answer that too!!! 😎

[@ludank1030]

"Im a big fan of the memes, because I am one" You sure are one, Jared.

[@avenoir7522]

yes

[@_lunarscape_3457]

You mean Michael Cera!! xD

[@nathann7281]

*partially

[@jakelukasik9945]

Regarding the harmonica at the beginning... does it Djent?

[@decipherlogic]

Only in C

[@jakelukasik9945]

Decipherlogic drop f#%^2

[@decipherlogic]

Hahaha I'm not that much of a djentman........ yet

[@JzelMoniK]

#define Harmonica #ifndef Harmonica if(Harmonica == Djent) { return "Yeah it does but only in C"; }

[@shivampathak5773]

Syntax error detected

[@kat2513]

that awkward moment you barely realize Jared has some fucking amazing green eyes

[@anna_young]

Ikr

[@sofiam.8103]

Ikr 2:55

[@masonpelzer8052]

TEE HEE

[@mr.incredicore3840]

Oh yeah

[@Muglinnor]

TEE HEE HEE

[@qqqkagappp]

азаза орнул

[@oriusthecentaur8736]

Jared and Austin's friendship is so beautiful. I love it when two dudes can be friends. They're funny as hell, too! ✌️

[@twigglypuff6880]

someone make a meme of Jared's nose hair 2:55

[@smartlestic674]

This is one of my favorite type of video from him lol

[@JaredDines_]

ayyyeeeeeeee

[@MrMaxlines]

Jared Dines fartu masti

[@ChocoSlayc]

0.19 - 3.53 nice song in the backgrpound )

[@SamArrag]

Choco Slayc dude thats your sound xd

[@promoxyz]

yours too :D

[@LoneStarWest]

What's that song?

[@promoxyz]

Damien Weston Shrezzers - Mystery

[@LoneStarWest]

promoxyz thanks a lot!

[@Black-plague666]

Jared is a living meme...

[@Akkumako]

"My sister, I mean my wife" Nailed it

[@daredjines6017]

Jared, at this point, you yourself are a meme *EDIT:* I actually watched this video and realized that you obviously know you're a meme. So i need a new comment. If this video gets 15,000 likes by the end of the month, I'll start a kickstarter so we can fund a meme-venture through the U.S. for you, only it's not really a meme-venture. It's a trip to the dentist.

[@mnemic9564]

Rayene Boussetta No, actually. First Dared Jines and THEN Scob Rallon

[@treadlightly7961]

+Rayene Boussetta definitely Dared Jines first, and has the danker comments, and the dude is almost literally everywhere I go

[@rotkiv5446]

I hate myself because on instinct, I now say Dared Jines instead of Jared Dines. Fuck you Dared, and your consistency

[@scoobity8523]

Dared Jines I thought you were Scob Rallon for a second

[@raymondarevalo8777]

Jared what are you doing? Jared staph!

[@KumaTorey]

Jared's reaction to the hotdog made me laugh harder than it should XD

[@roberthoma3807]

I honestly really like the reaction videos and a word to Jared I'll enjoy any content you make long as you have fun and enjoy making it

[@greenspring9437]

4:18 "You like death metal??? Is that like Metallica???"

[@wellingtonluigi.9556]

Pewdiepie of Metal 😁

[@sero7850]

\[T]/Praise the Deathcore\[T]/

[@coffeecrona1099]

dont compare him to that shit

[@jordivdbroek]

something wrong with pew?

[@xvbttv9553]

JvdBMultimedia evrything is wrong about pewdipie

[@hisholiness4537]

+crona cronup Yeah. Jared is worse.

[@emoly._.44_55]

So obsessed with Jared dines I love your videos and seeing your videos everyday make me laugh and don't listen to the people saying your reactions are fake cause as a true fan I know that you just like over reacting to funny stuff like this lol. LOVE YOU JARED 4Ever a metal head. Also last but not least Tee-Hee

[@Musical_Pigeon]

Jared uploaded this while I was standing out in the rain waiting for my ride to pick me of from the game shop it my town, the memes were worth the soaked phone.

[@hunterkiller20000]

Your metal memes video is what got me into your channel

[@dj3ntyb01]

Is dared jines here yet?

[@daredjines6017]

I've been busy, but I'm back. With dank comments.

[@alexguaderrama5190]

Dared Jines why aren't you Djared, instead?!!

[@Sanya_Roshi]

SHREZZERS ON BACKGROUND!!! LIKE! SPASIBO!!!

[@guywein5347]

great video man! Love your vids

[@trottingfoxinc]

I literally watched your "channel direction" video and immediately clicked on this cuz I KNEW it had a sponsor in it. Jared, holy shit, as soon as you got real saying "I do these cause I need to make money and with youtube it's the easiest at the moment" I GAINED so much respect. I never thought you were becoming a reaction channel, but the honesty was mind blowing coming from someone who was around for all the CSGO gambling controversy (Buncha streamers lied about sponsors/ownership). Mad respect for your content, and character.

[@yellowpostrecordings]

Hey it's Felix Dines!

[@metall7331]

i laughed my ass off at that one, well done

[@ThreeNamesGrace]

Logan Grim More like PewdieDines :p

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Logan Grim pewdinepie

[@thedudeofficial69]

Felix Kdjellberg. Kill me.

[@dashman1439]

Jar-ed of Dines, like Jar of Dimes?! Idfuckingk?! I tried damnit but idc. I'm up in the clouds [wink wink]and I thought it was funny in my head. So FUCK IT!

[@FreeBroccoli]

I hear that Shrezzers in the background. Great song.

[@hiya6972]

Love you Jared!

[@brennanschofield2305]

Yessssss! love your videos!

[@eyzipunk]

hmm shrezzers ,nice choise

[@davidobernesser2274]

Do a country vs metal vid

[@used019]

Love the background song! Sax solo SLAYS

[@dummeskindx]

"I crowdkilled my cat once"

[@harrisontl1162]

jared, the problem is you're getting your memes from facebook

[@MiyaAhmed]

The song at 6:45 is called Vivacious by Shredding Brazzers, you're welcome

[@miketroxy6376]

lol the fact that u had to comment on the mustache meme at 2:42 makes it even funnier

[@deathcoredad6407]

Thank you for the featuring our page Deathcore Dad Memes, Jared, much appreciated! ❤️

[@brosephthomas3764]

Shrezzers!

[@avepe6094]

"The more your fingers fret, the more you make her wet." -Tosin Abasi, 2k17

[@aggrontuslight7381]

this is better than actual tv. in fact i dont own a tv and use youtube for all my shows. jared is a good actor lol

[@martindelaporte8228]

Thanks for all the Videos Jared love your music and humour With love from South Africa (Martin)

[@davidmraes6094]

See the metal memes of Brazil and meet the biggest country with memes of the planet

[@brycerichardson7455]

You can play the harmonica? have my babies.

[@alex7512]

YES U POST AGAIN

[@dragonfireband]

Those impressions were priceless :DD

[@xXTrumpetGuyXx]

You've turned into the Pewdipie of metal... And I love it!❤

[@jxomxo]

Honestly your impersonation of the soccer mom type that hates metal is EXACTLY like my mom. Like, she's a Christian (well I am too) but she thinks it will drift me away from my religion. Let me rephrase that: *A type of music will stop me from worshipping God.* I wish she would just open her mind a little more to it.

[@petrmichovsky9690]

Love the memes

[@West69sixty]

Love the vids that make me happy

[@TheJlexa96]

Omg SHREZZERS One of my fav too!

[@sickcxnt9444]

That harmonica is more savage than Jake Paul

[@Protocol-bs6ux]

The metal meme videos are so so good

[@trnkodlak28]

your meme videos are the best

[@chroidalunit]

Jared my dude you lookin fresh! Fresh outta ideas

[@ory5948]

If you're early he might reply.... hi Jared been here a while

[@JaredDines_]

oh hi there

[@nikoathanas3582]

Jared Dines Jared be my dad

[@OWitbroke]

YandereAlpaca hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic *austin and i

[@Nothingness019]

+Jared Dines hello jared

[@giselleperez4033]

I've transformed into a 1.7 million level metalhead thank you Jared dines

[@AcidikDriftaz]

Sick memes my dude

[@tylermcglashen1853]

Aye Mystery by Shredding Brazzers lol well now Shrezzers dope band

[@WoeIsLee]

Why is it that just about every youtube channel that gets big, suddenly loses its ability to make the content that got it big in the first place and starts to make nothing but shitty videos?

[@decipherlogic]

Shit is life

[@decipherlogic]

leerey14 that is amazing! I was just thinking about what to have for dinner. Can we call this a date?

[@Bluuu3]

Watch his most recent video. That is all.

[@kiirsttx]

I'm binge watching your videos, and pissing myself laughing 🤘🖤

[@johnwheels89]

Finally a video without a.1min long non skipable video lol

[@tigerlilylexxi]

I'm a simple woman. I see Jared. i click like.

[@mean_michelle]

So, nobody's gonna read this comment because it's too long, but whatever.😃 Hi Jared, I really love your videos, all types of them,😃 and your music, it's always good to laugh, smile or just be happy and listen to music. People think I'm weird, because of the music I like, I don't really care, so I don't know else to say for this sentence. You're great, don't worry about haters, just keep doing what you love. I discovered you channel just like a week ago, I wonder where I have been all this time.😃 If my english is somehow bad, I'm sorry, it's not my native language, I'm from Czech, so greetings from Czech.😃

[@your-_-friend3787]

I love how the show stopped just for your hat lol, I would love to hear more story's like that (if you have any)

[@Sally.C]

It's 3 AM. I should sleep. Thank you Jared

[@braydenc5231]

What drugs were you on Jared when doing this video?

[@braydenc5231]

Cocaine I'd assume

[@PappyWoods]

Brayden Cairns All of them.

[@gabrielkowalewski212]

I have a stretched septum and it's as big as the girl's he shows at 4:40...

[@missmaynard2310]

Gabriel Kowalewski My Septum's Actually Larger Now Compared To That Photo :3

[@aishahsorfina9978]

That story about austin melted my heart.. Awww

[@emobanana8139]

I love your reactions so much!! xD xD

[@stephentimmer6806]

how drunk were you?

[@femchad3317]

I love Jared. but I miss when he was a musician not a KZbin personality

[@CTCRShadowboy]

If you go back, he's pretty much made the same shit dude. He had just dropped an EP every now and then.

[@deusherbert-noel2424]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Why not both?

[@femchad3317]

Déus Herbert-Noel I would love both. but he is not. his musical videos are very few and far apart now days

[@deusherbert-noel2424]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face Good point

[@sytheopath1241]

Steamy Hot Djent to the Face ummmmmmmmmm.....................ya he just dropped an ep.............

[@metroidhunter965]

Metalhead memes on Facebook has some good ones, Jared.

[@twocansam9548]

Thank you for mentioning our page, Deathcore Dad Memes!! ❤️

[@slav7990]

Notice me senpaiii

[@brandonstafford4054]

saintKahlo I'm not Jared but I noticed

[@slav7990]

thank you 😂

[@robymiller3140]

Ok, don't hate me guys, but I literally know nothing about deathcore. I listen to mainly speed, thrash, light, and heavy metal(so basically late 70's, 80's, early 90's).

[@shanem871]

For some reason I cried laughing on the six metal haters thing

[@calumloney4989]

OMG PMSL good Video bro keep up the good work

[@Nathanthepleb]

He used a fidget spinner in this video. Unsubscribing 😂

[@OfficialAndrewLee]

First. Notice me Jared! Please.

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

Love the camera cuts.

[@JHmusic1906]

Love the deathstroke hat

[@elliebee6537]

Stop looking at memes, and look at a razor

[@adamsmith5211]

I was tired of people bashing you but dude you gotta do something original again, tired of these reaction videos and stuff, you're better than this bro come on

[@citizenerased174]

Adam Smith Do you not watch all of his videos? He still makes classic Jared Dines content.

[@Jaakeup]

It seems like you just seek out his fun time videos like these and completely ignore every single other video he puts out that's original content. Do you choose not to acknowledge the band promo video? The real drummer vs computer drummer? The metal drumming video? None of those videos exist to you yet you come here and complain that he only does reaction videos...

[@johnwheels89]

So don't watch dude...its not your channel ..seems You're bitching just to bitch

[@iamBENJIx]

Jose Vega lives in my hometown! Hemet CA! Thats where my band was made

[@GogiRegion]

I looked up "thrash metal memes" yesterday on google images, and I was not disappointed. 😆

[@vladdydaddy5197]

This is the most boring one so far. I'm disappointed.

[@InitiallyJayKay]

Dude, I subscribed about a year and a half ago for the original music content but all this newer stuff is cringe-worthy

[@patty3531]

Great video

[@MRxAGONYx]

Holy shit! As one of the owners of Deathcore Dad Memes I'm so stoked to see us make it in the video! ❤

[@AstellaOSRS]

3:25 i spit out my drink when you made that whitechapel joke lmao

[@attisshafer2809]

I like how he's playing Shrezzers in the background

[@NovuscourvousTornflesh]

Death metal dad memes that title itself just sounds so funny

[@lukastukl4960]

I like that Pig Destroyer intro. "This is art" 😂

[@wittyusername1827]

2:00 I'm with you Jared I don't understand it either. Also great vid please make another.

[@Talking_Bout_Driguez]

haha I was waiting bro

[@daeganfitzpatrick7763]

JARED I LOVE U

[@alexxismolina4583]

I'm into metal nor get some of the memes, yet here I am enjoying this video

[@KevinLuper99]

Ok, we officially need a harmonica metal video.

[@bigshambowski]

"This video is sponsored by vidme." Ya know the best part about this video? The timelessness.

[@eyevisualeyes693]

Right on playing Shredding Brazzers Mystery!!

[@stereo374]

2:43 It's almost like Jared plans his videos out before doing them so they aren't stale

[@drewajv]

When you read the country dude, it sounded like an impression of Austin