ANNOYING THINGS GUITARISTS DEAL WITH

[@SailTheRapids]

"Where the hell is my pick!?" *Top 10 questions science still cant answer*

[@yesrezzy767]

I gave your comment 170 likes and not 169

[@yesrezzy767]

@@SailTheRapids teehee

[@kristofkolosnagy9152]

Aaaaaaaand it's gone.....

[@cruzhernandez7954]

@@SailTheRapids 609 like

[@omelette-licite]

3.Where's the lamb sauce?

[@gl0b_golob]

Me entering guitar store: hey do you have guitars here? Employee: uuuuhhhhhhhh, let me check

[@hannahwoods6384]

Yay I was the 100th like!

[@peoul1]

Are u sure u in guitar store? Why u ask?

[@rr-ek5hd]

well i mean you're at a guitar store why'd you ask that

[@PercabethLovernot]

love the pfp and username B))

[@Adi-yn1nw]

Killjoy and clikkie? Omg yes

[@yeetboidalydaly8555]

“Picking your favourite child” Laughs in broke

[@miguelaguero9661]

@@tomwilderbuer8337 same

[@MrDustpile]

That room looks like a railway signal box.

[@mortifer8459]

Lmaooooo I can relate

[@1_visje34]

Laughs in one guitar

[@sammcnab9188]

Laughs in 2 guitars

[@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy]

Super annoying; when a guitar pick on a table sticks to your wrist, then falls off onto the floor and finds a good place to hide. This happens to me all the time!

[@lunahetfield]

Happened to me with my GNR slash pick, dropped it by accident and couldnt find it for 3 days. Only to find out it was under my computer desk, i dont know how, i was on my bed playing then i dropped it only to find out it wasn't even near the bed it was under the pc.

[@messayousa9982]

Im pretty sure I’ve worn a pick to school accidentally before. I don’t know how it’s possible, but I did it.

[@ganjagoblin1939]

One time I dropped a pick, which should've landed by my feet, but instead I ended up finding it across the room

[@cocopuffmonkey]

OH MY GOSH! That’s me every guitar lesson “Just a minute!”

[@speck8553]

and missing picks sucks

[@bakarenibsheut12]

"Technical difficulties" *Laughs in acoustic*

[@lucisgallery1412]

Anish Poddar until you drop your pick into it.

[@bakarenibsheut12]

@@lucisgallery1412 True, that.

[@cking1340]

@@lucisgallery1412 I love me some plucking and fingerstyle

[@robloxrules4524]

I play acoustic bass

[@cking1340]

@Divad Eflow I guess you're even more into the music

[@vasiliy_dxb]

yo, the fear of getting hit in the eye is soo true, it actually got me laughing

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

I am always afraid of that whenever I am putting new strings on my guitar.

[@kassemir]

Yeah, and if you, like me, have a guitar with vintage tuners it's even worse. Pop out, try again, pop out again, oh... and now the string is too short to be used. Great, just fuckin' great.

[@Antigo25]

When I first got my tele with vintage tuners I must have messed up almost three packs worth of strings trying to figure it out.

[@heavyhauler426]

Wow... sometimes when I'm tuning up from a lower standard... but initial tuning... I never really had a problem other than the tightness I felt when I first put 10's on. And I use 13:1 gearing.

[@powerhitter033]

Same dude! It's too real to me!

[@IsaiahAudelo2442]

Dropping a pick in the garage then finding it three weeks later in the microwave.

[@G-zero07]

Isaiah Audelo dropping a drum key in the attic then finding it inside your kick some how

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Isaiah Audelo quantum tunneling confirmed

[@thewafflelord5051]

I actually dropped a pick the other day and found it a few hours later under my computer mouse. I understand the struggle

[@qjo]

Lost my last pick a week ago, so drove 10 miles to the shop, bought more. Got home and there was the lost pick sitting on the couch staring at me with a shit eating grin.

[@Hangar-zu8xg]

ive found a couple in the fridge

[@ramsaybolton8986]

“Picking the right amp” should have gone in problems rich guitarists have to deal woth

[@AnUncreativePerson]

Along with picking the right guitar

[@7-cheese333]

Dude foreal i have 1 amp and 3 guitars 😅

[@randombrowser6692]

*Laughs in bias fx plugged into laptop*

[@riddhimannmukherjee5956]

You face a problem while picking the right amp plugin.

[@joshvincentmangaluz4466]

@@7-cheese333 LoL same hahahaha

[@GhostCabinet]

During band practice we had a drummer who would never let us tune up so we started to pick pocket his drum sticks the second he walked in the door and not give them back until we were done tuning.

[@awstenknightsgoldenfork4322]

i still have a drummer like that :(

[@KingRiverVlogs]

I’d just take a foreign object or my hands or legs and bang on those drums louder than anybody’s ever heard

[@danielkainyah824]

Most of them have itchy hands😂

[@dianadanial3424]

Me too but we don't do that to drummer we just shout together and said shut up until we done tuning and he got scared and stop

[@banana_in_a_tuxedo]

*starts drumming with his hands*

[@sir.spider]

Jared: Do you remember how to breath Guitar Store Employee: uhhhhhhh, let me check

[@minutehourdayweek]

RIP Guitar store employee Karen

[@ItsRevival]

Dude I heard a Karen in a guitar center and she thought a 50 dolllar not-even-Squier Strat was expensive.

[@lolylolster4445]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@zoraavalos1505]

Guitar store employee: uhh you want breathing department

[@sheluvblakee]

Sir Spider uhhhhhhh wrong video

[@jmc_8121]

When the employee said: uhhhh,let me check.. *everyone felt that*

[@armaga144]

especially the employees. Can confirm.

[@yikes1201]

LMAO I'm pretty lucky, I live near a pawn shop 2 older guys own that deals with just about anything but mostly in instruments and they're super cool guys. One's a guitarist (they both play guitar but one mains the guitar I guess you could say) and the other plays bass so they're super knowledgeable and can answer most questions right off the top of their heads with just about anything you can think to ask regarding instruments and their peripherals.

[@spadescan]

Having to pick your favorite child Me: **laughs in one guitar**

[@lunahetfield]

Same and the amps, only have a sg gibson and a fender amp thats it

[@ItsRon49]

@@lunahetfield bro 💀 wtf why the fender amp with the sg ?

[@InfiniteVXZ]

@@lunahetfield I have one guitar and one amp and two pedals my favorite child is the metal pedal.

[@bubumber9662]

@@ItsRon49 Why not?

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

I own 4, an Ibanez PF150, a Tanglewood Electric Elf EE15, an Ibanez Gio and an acoustic. And I own a Rockburn amp so suck on that, beginners!

[@brivlogs3593]

"Come on Anne Frank" I felt so evil laughing at that.

[@sickbeatsbro5273]

Facts

[@fnafplushadventures7216]

Same

[@natemahony493]

where

[@kakuce5227]

@@natemahony493 2:11 sorry I'm late lmao

[@fedor5664]

I don't get it

[@TheEviscerated]

Owns twenty guitars. Can only afford a single set of new strings. Guitarist logic.

[@BallistaBomber]

This is the best comment I've ever seen, and it is a real truth!

[@butterflycringe2683]

I was gonna comment that but you beat me to it *walks away devastated*

[@TheDeathOfPassion]

the comments here reeks over-exageration

[@lasamoostang]

It's true

[@sushantthakuri3332]

Saving money for pedals

[@abbyc9474]

i swear there’s another dimension full of picks and single socks 😂

[@corryburton2660]

i think that dimension is under my bed....

[@polkinarii7854]

And full of usb-24volt adapter

[@airconditioningunit9777]

And pens

[@alanwann9318]

Plectrum beach

[@roryjamesmitchell]

And nerf darts

[@mattyz28kbrracing80]

Jared: Bass player Me: laughs in feels attacked

[@introvertedhuman1776]

I love bass, what is wrong with it?

[@mattyz28kbrracing80]

@@introvertedhuman1776 the implied joke is "a bass player is an annoying thing guitarists deal with."

[@introvertedhuman1776]

@@mattyz28kbrracing80 oh sorry ._.

[@mattyz28kbrracing80]

@@introvertedhuman1776 no need to be. It is a joke. Lol

[@introvertedhuman1776]

@@mattyz28kbrracing80 ._. 👌

[@babajoe4748]

Jared : "Can you give me one second please ?" Drumer: *One second has passed*

[@brashofficial1092]

D r u m e r

[@danda8486]

Drummer daaaa

[@evyalley]

Lol love

[@mateuszmasek4636]

ZA WARUUUDO

[@riverzin666]

@@mateuszmasek4636 why, why jojokes are EVERYWHERE ? (this isn't a complain)

[@Bezimienny97]

You forgot about the G string randomly going out of tune.

[@Mephiston]

or snapping the g string from heavy workload and having to replace it.

[@EPdiabloPE]

Im not the only one!!!

[@Fractisdnb]

Bezimienny97 honest fuck the g string

[@swaggerchegger98]

Mephiston the g string is the thickest string, why would it snap?

[@runeraid1561]

Python Ruß hahahahaha I'm dead 😂

[@C0nnie]

the fear of getting hit with a string is too real

[@JeffDKillaGaming]

C0nnie especially the pick magically disappearing lol

[@benmiddleton9984]

C0nnie it sure is

[@kmasonsos]

C0nnie I played guitar for two years and I don't get it?

[@C0nnie]

change your fucking strings man, 2 years? keep practicing on tho

[@dodoliy4678]

ikr

[@astro.mp3348]

Jared had to purposefully drop his pick in his guitar and I think, that's very brave of him

[@ps1hagrid111]

"Dropping a pick in general" Laughs in fingerstyle

[@sillian8989]

Laughs in buying a 50 pack of picks since they were on sale so I don’t worry about picks.

[@gurditt_singh]

This comment was made by classical music gang 😎

[@DannyBoi2112]

Mark Knopfler has entered the chat

[@muaythaiisfun4404]

No I just can’t be fucked buying picks

[@nigelpisswater484]

laughs in bass

[@viscountrainbows6452]

*wearing a beekeeper suit, welder gloves, and thick goggles* "staying safe from all them viruses?" *Nah just gotta change a guitar string*

[@Alien-vu4bt]

This Comment Is Underrated :(

[@V2Mia]

It be like that tho 😂

[@enderboxeye]

Ya

[@mgks.s0ckz]

Lmao i felt this

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

@@Alien-vu4bt no it's overrated, cry about it

[@pamberger07]

Imagine he just walking one day. He finds a pick on the sidewalk. “Oh there it was”

[@luketube7207]

/pavement

[@kjdjdhgdhsj8859]

This happened to me one time. I found my pick while I was waiting in line at the grocery store. I'm not joking or exaggerating. It wasn't even my normal store, it was a store a few blocks down. And I'm 100% sure it was my pick, cause I've scratched my initials in it.

[@kek2489]

Yeah. On the sidewalk. In Bahamas. 20 years later. While it's raining

[@harrisonmauldin5090]

in his car and he spots it on the road on the other side of town "oh you know what i had a feeling it was there"

[@ratbeard5432]

Yeah funny story that actually happened to me I was playing my acoustic and lost the pick I was playing and the case for my guitar was next to my foot a couple days later I was walking into the church I go to and I hear the magical sound of a pick falling to the ground and I look down and there it was keep in mind that the time period of loosing the pick and finding it was a couple weeks and in that time it had worked it’s way out without being noticed and I knew it was mine because I’m the only one at that church that uses fender picks instead of Dunlop’s 😂

[@trafficcone4015]

As a bassist, I have never been so offended that's 100 percent true.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Just get good, smh

[@abbyc9474]

i dropped a black pick on a white tile floor yesterday and i still lost it lol

[@Eatfard_5150]

that sounds like something my dumbass would do😂

[@kkdeveauxgue2592]

Dammmm..lol..

[@SheaRecordmetal]

I fucking hate that! Those little bastards disappear like cash on payday!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

(Drops pick in guitar) Jared: "Come on Anne Frank" My god, what a savage

[@jeejee3481]

oh i wasn’t only one who heard that

[@Fausto_4841]

I doubt he'd make that joke again. Low key surprised he didnt get canceled.

[@jalallllllllllllllllllll]

U again wtf

[@seriousspider1378]

Yeah, how random, also plz grow a mustache...

[@guidovivan5035]

Thats 5

[@Lazynamingbox]

dropping a pick normal people: it is your close proximity guitar player: the proximity becomes infinite

[@sadieadler3065]

I've found them literally everywhere because if you step on one they stick to your feet and I play with super thin picks, so you dont feel them and they just hitcha ride and drop off somewhere in the house

[@eddiecowen2624]

One time I dropped a pick and found half the room away

[@thecantaloupenetwork8862]

“I am the oracle, I can answer any question you ask” Me:”we’re are my guitar picks” “Any question but that”

[@themetalone7739]

Here's another: clipping your ends after re-stringing the guitar, unknowingly losing one of those clippings, and later discovering it with your foot. Little bastard was hiding in the carpet, point up, ready to wreck the first foot that stepped on it. Or: being so broke that you can't afford a pack of strings, accidentally breaking one, then having to make sure you only play songs/riffs that don't use that one string at all.

[@gagegarton6844]

Use Ernie ball strings. You can get 3 packs for 10 bucks

[@jubalashley282]

The Metal One I feel that

[@toshiroyamada2443]

I've been there on the second part but I realised that's why you buy a back up guitar and a back up for the back up

[@Kaftn]

Im currently dealing with fate number two

[@elitetterton9203]

The Metal One felt BOTH of these, i’m always stepping on clippings, one almost went completely through the skin between two of my toes

[@tiny0619]

teacher: did you do your homework? student: *Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme chuck*

[@franmcverry9090]

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Itsbob06]

Destiny Perception I read that as he said it

[@tiny0619]

y0gurt lmaooo it works ig

[@spillthechai9321]

oH nO

[@davidfarah]

@@franmcverry9090 but it's at home.

[@mayoxhen]

i dropped so many picks in my acoustic if you shake it it’s basically a whole different instrument

[@somekindofellen]

@Stephanie Johnson i love your profil picture

[@Sara-ex1lw]

i *feel* this

[@yeetusfeetus669]

Plus size maracas

[@tnsmara9982]

Your profile pic is 👌🏼

[@fabioribeiro2619]

same hahaha

[@olakolade6656]

*dropping a pick in general* looks for it *100 years later* still looking for it.

[@virtualman5746]

Dropping a pick is like dropping food on the floor, as soon as it hits the floor you have 5 seconds to grab it or it’s gone forever

[@Gumpa2]

And don't forget: The god forsaken G-String never stays in tune!

[@honorablejay]

G-string should burn in hell...............

[@wishuhadmyname]

Gumpa2 i thought i was the only one! what is it about that string?

[@benjaminpacatte2623]

I think it's because it's the first unwound string and people tend to hit it harder when they're strumming the top strings.

[@kupofdirt6509]

Yeah fr I wonder why

[@Superkid-yg4jv]

Gumpa2 I thought I was the only one xD

[@Testinity4434]

a pick disappearing into a black hole after dropping it is real pain in the ass

[@brainstew1723]

The Funeral Of Thousand Suns man that's annoying

[@cameronbeyer7687]

The Funeral Of Thousand Suns me and my friend spend about 10 minuets looking in my couch for my dragon heart pick, a week later it was just sitting in from of it

[@ikerichman8375]

The Funeral Of Thousand Suns Ive had a pick stuck in mine for 3 weeks now, I just gave up

[@sklly3808]

The Funeral Of Thousand Suns no one knows where they land but you may find it in your sock a month later

[@pustulio81]

The Funeral Of Thousand Suns What's a real pain in the ass is when the black hole decides to return it to a place you checked numerous times. I can't remember how many times I've spent an excessive amount of time searching, only to find it right next to my foot....Strangely enough, I found a pick INSIDE my SHOE, once. Didn't even bother trying to figure out how THAT happened, I just ignored it like it was normal, and went about my business lol

[@TickleM0nzta]

"Choosing your favorite amp and child" Me: *laughs in poor*

[@afriendlygoblin]

"Choosing the right amp" "Chosing your favorite child" Me : laughs in only one acoustic child

[@gmrodriguesz]

me

[@GammaFZ]

post was made by the acoustic guitar gang

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

**Laughs in cheap skala guitar pack*

[@cherry-ut6ig]

Same

[@dawdle9175]

me too

[@isaiha3966]

the dropping pick in guitar made me realize I still have a nerf bullet in mine.

[@nopenope7700]

Neo... The Matrix needs you.

[@lenini056]

That's why I never play guitars with picks! I only use fingers! :)

[@iggykad]

@@lenini056 if you're strumming for long I really wouldn't recommend that, the bottom of your fingernails usually scratch pretty hard against the strings

[@user-jy3jm9jh3t]

@@lenini056 base gang

[@kxyninee]

Haven't dropped mine yet and I started using my guitar at new years I'm lucky? owo

[@axelkleinekort6891]

When a pick falls to the ground it automatically opens up a wormhole to another plane of existence. If you're lucky they will jump back after a week or two but don't bother searching for them.

[@boon7877]

TAHIR LACHAAL SAME

[@user-yr2up2tb2i]

Luckily, that never happened to me, I always find them

[@skullproductions3549]

Same for drumsticks

[@rizzo_grt]

It is the Pick Leprechaun. It stacks all lost picks in a pot behind a rainbow, only if said rainbow is in the dark, though.

[@cdreid99999]

I literally buy in bulk from china now. I defy the universe to black hole more picks than i can buy at 100 for 2 bucks :P

[@rubbersoul4960]

Annoying things other band members deal with : Guitarists.

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Ego snob lords

[@abnerolson5923]

As a guitarist yes definitely

[@eddiecowen2624]

Guitarists get annoyed at other guitarists

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Oof

[@DannyRoss_]

On behalf of the guitarist community, we definitely claim the ego snobs

[@thebooknerd7914]

When you only have one child to pick from....

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

You'll get there man!

[@skylaradams4088]

Same

[@samratlifestyle9393]

Same here homie

[@Miller-og8ke]

@@skylaradams4088 same

[@kukukaka1304]

Accurate

[@brodymarch8483]

1% of when i drop my pick, it on the floor, easily grabbed. 99% of when i drop my pick, it teleports to an alternate dimension to never been seen again.

[@slash6686]

yeah for me it even teleported to my grandparents, in fact i losed a black pick behind my desk sometime before my birthday and for my birthday my grandparents send me an envelope with money and with the same black pick and i was like "wtf is that!"

[@hikaru9624]

Can relate.

[@enesfarukgunes7869]

then im %0

[@demibasdani1197]

Brodawg oh yeah😂😥😭😭

[@Itzhennessy]

With my eraser too!!!!

[@bladestormX]

The fear of getting hit in the eye is even more real for violin players. I got someone to do it for me for years because of that.

[@samvimes2821]

Martin Petkov I have glasses. The constant taunting is bearable just for not being scared of getting hit in the face

[@dantenavarro438]

Martin Petkov well guitar strings are harder than violin strings cuase guitar strings hava like a type of metal i dont really know what its called

[@Loltroll8]

Dante Navarro violins strings are thinner so they’re sharper and more intense I’m a violinist and guitarist I’m more afraid of the violin

[@Triadhaze]

Same with the cello. My teacher would have me tune it while sitting right in front of it.

[@austinh.6868]

WELCOME TO CELLO, MY A STRING HAS SNAPPED FOUR TIMES IN THREE YEARS AND HIT ME EVERY TIME

[@johntousseau9380]

Laughing so hard at "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me check."

[@undyingv0id397]

Picking an amp isnt as annoying when you only have one! *Cries*

[@IceNineThrills]

Same here

[@benisblunt7]

Same here

[@jimppsa]

Same here

[@domagojzovko9278]

I only have acoustic guitar :(

[@kriskapacis3056]

Same here:-(

[@guitarcovercentral2357]

Dropping your pick in an acoustic is like dropping it in a black hole

[@Vergil576]

picc = not epicc

[@theresidentoxymoron]

at least i know i can get it out. 😅

[@furryhunter8897]

@@Vergil576 I see you're a S L A P P E R

[@Vergil576]

@@shachitiwari17 Incredibile

[@lunahetfield]

Happened to me when i played highway to hell, my GNR slash pick fell inside and i freaked out and immediately try to get my favorite pick out.

[@bigboi3521]

I never noticed how much guitar store employees say lemme go check till I saw this hahaha

[@kristofevarsson6903]

Me: **walks into guitar store** Employee: "Welcome! How can we help you today?" Me: **"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEMME CHECK..."**

[@scikri]

Choosing a Guitar/Amp is not a problem when you have only one. *FeelsBadMan*

[@The_LotionMan]

Zgicc lol same

[@PC_Drive]

but when you have 2 it's like apples and oranges. which one tasts better for this weather, which one compliments your mood, which one suits the day you had.

[@munimmisbah2180]

Zgicc *taps head*

[@katew2677]

Zgicc same

[@krista1709]

Zgicc I know, same.

[@alexg260]

I'm a drummer. I do know what I'm doing here. *watching guitarists suffer.*

[@ne0mi057]

Lmao

[@kobib1777]

HOW DARE YOU?!

[@frankgonzalezdelvalle8180]

We do it purposefully

[@jackb6304]

Same

[@knarfhglahaneerg2024]

It's so true

[@onscreenmoper]

2:52 I like to refer to that as "dropping your pick into another dimension" because it seemingly just disappears off the face of the Earth.

[@xGuardianAngelx]

Panzer Man and then appears somewhere completely different

[@DarthBenderu]

Get a playful cat. Always locates my picks the instant I drop them :D

[@ellie-ld1uc]

Is your pfp the Scottish flag-

[@userPrehistoricman]

Maybe the Internet of Things will revolutionise picks and make them GPS trackable

[@sufii1374]

Panzer Man and then, suddenly, when you go back to sit on the sofa, the pick appears right in front of you.

[@asiancommenter5974]

I'm a beginner. But i have to say. The fear of getting hit by the wire while tuning is my biggest fear ever.

[@charliewerchan7252]

I've played for 40 years and it still is my biggest fear.

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

I'm buying myself a baritone as a beginner, but I'm afraid if my dad will try to tune up to even D, there will be bloodshed

[@charliewerchan7252]

Only the high E string is the issue....that will put your eye out

[@Megan_44]

Well I wasn't scared about getting hit in the eye while tuning until now....

[@marilenakatsioti]

same lmao

[@marleyrose1179]

SAME

[@Bramhallthefifth]

im always worried about it snapping but getting hit in the eye isn't a a possibility i ever considered

[@pks171]

"hey look at me and my general anxiety free life"

[@caylam2581]

I could be tuning something normally and not feel any tension and still be afraid of getting hit in the face

[@thataddkid7602]

You don't have to worry about picking the right amp if you're too poor to have more than one

[@austinjamesfr]

that ADD kid so true

[@stormbound]

I don't even have the money to buy one lol

[@rebeccaashdot1379]

that ADD kid my amp is a shitty karaoke machine with the same jack as a guitar amp

[@lemursven9195]

im_a_wierdo just like my friend

[@aryoprionggo]

I can't even buy one. duh

[@MexicanGamer14]

non guitarist: why is he looking every where for a pick. guitarist: the struggle is real

[@hi-wc8nn]

123 likes. Can't ruin that.

[@iceiceiceman9449]

Just lost my 2 picks earlier

[@bigchungus8207]

So true the pain of playing guitar

[@visstraunt]

I'm a drummer and i know the pain (lost a friends pick while he was teaching me for fun)

[@tnon7763]

I swear those things teleport

[@bakugoukatsuki9518]

When you break a string but don't have a replacement: 😭😭😭

[@eddiecowen2624]

E string, ya gotta watch out for

[@eliasgilmor3738]

That feeling sucks, especially when your guitar store was shut down to covid and had to wait a week to get new ones.

[@charliewerchan7252]

Or you have 7 bags of strings, with only 5 strings in them and there all missing the same string.

[@annabella1476]

i could drop a black pick in a white room and it'd be gone forever

[@uwupandaXD]

annabellA not annabellE i could pick up a pick and it would disappear from my hand

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

Panda Potato I've actually had that happen...

[@XANNYPHANT0M]

It’s happened to me millions of times

[@f1rebreather123]

Yeemo Emo girl I have a bowl full of picks and the bowl disappears

[@0okamino]

Panda Potato - If you can figure out how to make it reappear at just the right time, you might be Andy Summers.

[@Shadowstar79]

once, i bought 20 picks. i stood in the middle of my room. and i threw them al in the air except for one. that one I played with. the other 19 were back ups. now, if i accidently drop one i will automaticly find another. if it starts taking me more than 5 minutes to find one I will go and buy another 20.

[@reaganharder1480]

I just keep a pile sitting in a known place so that if i lose one i know where there's more.

[@nayandeep126]

Shadowstar C that is so picky😂😂

[@seanr4745]

*In dj khaled's voice* you smart

[@StinkyRotorhead]

Shadowstar C bro wtf😂😂😂😂😂

[@StinkyRotorhead]

Shadowstar C i have my picks between the pickguard and the Body on my strat

[@kevinhill3225]

Another guitarist annoyance: clicking a KZbin video only to find the advertisement, "I always wanted to learn the guitar, BuT tHe BeGiNnInG sEeMs So LoNg AnD fRuStRaTiNg!" The only thing "frustrating" me is the advertisement that I've only seen a few dozen times a hundred times.

[@foottoast4235]

ITS SO ANNOYING I WANNA COMMIT DIE

[@gencob2209]

69 likes Let’s ruin it 😂

[@verysillypenguin]

haven't even seen one in awhile and am still triggered from the last 1000 they crammed down my throat

[@cristiangomezmontt6248]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: That one comment: **Me LlAmO jEfF**

[@windtraffic2955]

Si carnal

[@jensenparker5504]

i think about me llamo jeff every other day

[@jamesjameson8586]

It took me a good 3/4ths way through the guitar store call to realize it was an act. This video is too real.

[@cxli9774]

Same haha

[@mackymoo1329]

James Jameson Haha

[@armouredoutlaw1537]

James Jameson you mean 3 quarters?

[@roblamb4848]

his way of saying was right too

[@viniciusantunes1327]

Video: bass players Davie504: Am i a joke to you?

[@Ayanami5193]

LOL got it

[@rishihidangmayum7436]

vinicius antunes hahahahaha

[@deanitapuspitarini1576]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH OMG

[@duartemira8253]

oh yeah davie504 is now trying to say his first words isn't it?

[@lemonjames9487]

333rd like

[@ryanoceros9382]

“It was lil’ Wayne bad.” That is probably the worst thing you could say to a guitarist.

[@ryanoceros9382]

1974 Porsche RSR 2.8 RWB True, true

[@fateandbullets5135]

Saying its worser

[@ayency]

7:26 Me, a drummer: I like your funny words, Magic Man

[@fueledbypaintwater]

I'm a beginner guitarist and I've been playing flute for 5 years... I don't get a lot of these yet

[@SlyHikari03]

3rd and 7th meaning harmonies. Like how E and B are the respective 3rd and 7th in the Key of C major.

[@eliseheartless4636]

I once dropped a pick...and never found it. But tonight, I stepped on something and it was...my pick. I just bought a new one...of course. And it was 8 days ago, till I found the pick tonight. Are those picks just going into another dimension when you drop it...or am I too dumb to find a pick on a floor?!...

[@jemmascott5559]

Spaetzle Monster XD Picks are like keys, they're gone until you've moved on.

[@leahmerhai]

definitely another dimension

[@savannahriddell9876]

You only have one pick? Dude I literally have like fifty

[@nikkipaige224]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lemme check....

[@pforrest10]

Once I dropped mine under a couch at someone else's place and found it there 3 days later

[@Froffy_]

I swear picks have the ability to go to another dimension when dropped... Looked forever for one then an hour later it just flew out of nowhere and landed on the carpet

[@filgaffu2563]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Guitar store employee: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@dathunderman4]

Or it’s “sorry I’m in charge of X department lemme transfer you over to Y department”

[@meatpuddle90]

Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh lemmecheck

[@loopy_walrus]

Stop these nobody memes

[@phoenixstone4208]

Guitar store employee: Uhhhhh yah so we don’t like, carry that like, in, in the store but like, I can order that over the phone like… for you… or whatever Customer: In-… instead of me ordering it myself… you’ll order it for me? Employee: uhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh

[@lore5751]

Most of these don’t apply to me because I’m broke awkward and I play acoustic

[@virikan3518]

That sad moment when you only have one child to care for Edit: also tuning the E string for me is a nightmare ;-;

[@virikan3518]

Familia Sanchez Calderon Ayyy

[@rrios5946]

Poor guitarrist don't have to worry about picking their favorite guitar or amp , we just have one :')

[@Anon-21j]

Tripis Rios amp sims 4 life

[@PesteRattus]

Tripis Rios I only have 2 children.. he had like 24

[@DrLight-uy6qx]

Bobby Walls i have 9

[@ollie2244]

Did he just say "C'mon Anne Frank"? That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

[@mack7235]

ThatGuy Ollie yikes

[@Ori0987]

Mack Williams What can’t take a joke

[@jcolterh]

I did Nazi see that coming anne frankly I'm shocked.

[@Ori0987]

jcolterh hahahaha

[@hazardgaminghg122]

@@Ori0987 I bet he can take a joke.

[@barnabasnagy9595]

As a bassist I can confirm that you melted my brain as well

[@bel.vermillion]

When your pick's color is the same as the floor tiles' color.

[@yeetskeet8747]

Bel Vermillion that’s why I have i night green pick lmaoo😂

[@bruhcow3002]

Clearly u haven't had the curse of losing a pick on carpet

[@official-billvancleef7128]

Bel vermillion I would be like sunnnnnnnnnnoooooovvvaaaa bbbbbbbiiiiiitttttccccchhhh

[@IceSpoon]

Why do you hate yourself so much?

[@official-billvancleef7128]

Icespoon who

[@gozer_the_gozerian]

“Come on Anne Frank” “There’s my charger” “My hard drive?”

[@noaproductions9635]

Is that a wah pedal?

[@emoshrek8902]

@@noaproductions9635 Yes

[@zeroazimuth]

"Getting hit in the eye while tuning up" This forever and ever

[@alyssasaipale8176]

Zero Azimuth I do that all the time to my sister when she's trying to tune her guitar XD

[@zeroazimuth]

Cold af lmao

[@cyrisgeary1426]

Haha glasses ftw

[@DevunGames]

Zero Azimuth if you wear glasses then you don't got to worry about shit

[@KiriShadowMist]

When it misses your glasses and lashes your ear instead. -_-'

[@happyraver1958]

I’m a bass guitar student, my girlfriend plays guitar, I see some of her struggles finding her pick just like you. I try not to be an annoying bassist but sometimes I can see the frustration in her eyes. We are not in a band, we play exclusively for fun, simple, the easiest songs we can find because I’m a newbie and she has been out of practice for years, yet these problems guitarists experience seem so relatable. Thanks for the funny video!

[@declan2543]

I’ve never broken a string but you now have me terrified. Thanks.

[@declan2543]

Random Guy lol such a good solution

[@kinniecas9004]

Ur pfp makes this comment so much better

[@RobertS17496]

Then you’ve never shredded way beyond your capabilities

[@evenzeroescanbeheroes6875]

@@RobertS17496 or used locking tuners inappropriately lol

[@seanbusbymountainbikingcha3668]

sophia I play a bunch of string instruments and I hav never had a string snap now I’m scared and make my dad tune and restring my instrument

[@dusk5121]

How many guitarists it takes to swap a light bulb? 10. Why? One to swap the bulb and the other 9 to tell them how they could do it better

[@bruh-qi8gy]

Oi I can change a light bulb better than you.... Oh.. Fuck proved you right....

[@DREADD.mp3]

You could've formulated this joke better

[@jennaorlowski9228]

But you know... See, the thing about it is... Ya just got to feel it as your screwing it in. My back hurts, go ask the keyboard player to do it!

[@connormorris411]

As a guitarist I find this extremely hilarious, which makes me a hypocrite.

[@dusk5121]

Connor Morris I'm a guitarist as well :D that's the whole point

[@ericpanizales3183]

I was never afraid of getting hit with a string while tuning until I watch this video

[@queencrimson9604]

MusicGalaxy same ^^

[@daniellundquest8252]

I got my g string stuck in my middle finger while I was tuning it. It went completely through my finger and my soul... now I tune from a distance

[@icyy2k603]

Same

[@gigioiltopo2054]

Lol same

[@massand98]

Wait y would you get hit with a string, is this during tuning new strings or just old strings PS I'm kinda new, been playing for 5 months now

[@pythonfurr]

"Picking your favorite child" *Laughs in basement*

[@MCFishNuggets]

I never had a fear of the string breaking until I watched this

[@everythingisblue6327]

Michael F same

[@toonastyy4417]

I thought it was no big deal then I’m like oh shit please don’t kill me

[@gracelynt.930]

I play viola and when I have it up on my shoulder I've had strings snap across my face before

[@rachelvaughan9778]

Michael F really?!? I'm terrified!!!😂😂😂

[@cncnmore4505]

I was like 9 or 10 sitting on the floor tuning....and thays whem it happened....been traumatised ever since....the fear is real I warn my kid all the time

[@josephmetthew1196]

* *Drops Picks* * Picks: *My time has come*

[@F1restorm66]

Carpet: the council will decide your fate

[@fatinzamri432]

Picks: aight imma head out

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

Ive abused him enough and he wants out. I can respect that ya know

[@YasaiDayo]

“Random person asking you to play something “cool”

[@kernelpanic3917]

Random human: Play something cool. I: Starting playing riff for "Smoke on the Water"... On highest notes.

[@towavybri8686]

My uncle always does that

[@therealbricker]

Yeah! My friends usually ask me that, so I just play Seven Nation Army on bass.

[@Manny29]

GD JuryJohn I usually go with another bites the dust on bass

[@chasescott2735]

Just play enter sandman to get it over with

[@abieavenue]

Tuning the guitar always sounds like a jump scare waiting to happen😂

[@ethanong9585]

Most annoying thing bassists have to deal with is “hey nice guitar” Edit:I’ve been seeing negative replies this is just a joke don’t take this seriously

[@w0rmmboyy]

"why does it have 4 strings"

[@svst208]

that just doesnt happen

[@EvanJones-jn7nu]

Lmao I feel bad as a guitarist but hey if someone says “nice 6 string bass” I might just explode.

[@strifelife4003]

@@EvanJones-jn7nu 6 string basses exist...

[@EvanJones-jn7nu]

Strife Life I know, it was a joke, I was referring to it in a perspective way.

[@thegreatcornholio3219]

me: playing guitar pick: falls in me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! pick: LATER DOUCHE, I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE ANYMORE

[@wiebenijenhuis1825]

Me: pulls pick out Pick: NOOOOOOO

[@scenedeathterror]

😂

[@Abigail-ir3zg]

This has happened to me one too many times😂

[@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637]

*I never bother to get the picks out of my guitar, so whenever I pick it up to play it makes this rattling sound and I just tell myself that it's gonna an in-built snare drum*

[@Haxior5506]

The last one made me laugh out loud and made my day! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

[@icecube6927]

The fear of getting hit in the eye while tuning 😂 is so fucking true

[@arolynwilliams6454]

Ice Cube true!!

[@matthewmalabuyoc3533]

I play both violin and guitar and im honestly more scared when tuning a guitar haha

[@ElijahdajEdi9347]

It goes straight into the bone

[@rickearl1392]

Damn like so freaking true haha

[@МихаилШтаб]

I usually wear wide sunglasses while putting new strings on)))

[@ads6710]

I’m a drummer as well as a guitarist I can confirm, we all do it.

[@h4rri3tt]

Not all of us

[@whatsittoya3770]

@@h4rri3tt nobody has ever lied on the internet

[@h4rri3tt]

@@whatsittoya3770 haha, really?

[@doctorstrange2917]

I am also a drummer and a guitarist as well and i was drummer first than when i started on the guitar i realised what i used to do to guitarists as a drummer.😂

[@victzsdd3176]

When guitarist tuning, drum is messed you up But when bassist tuning, guitarist is the one who messed it up

[@SableChipmunk1]

victzsd d so freaking true. It’s so frustrating.

[@Poud2]

For my bassist friend it’s the pianist.

[@RaEtMaNe]

I for real can’t tell if that was a real call with a guitar center employee

[@arininquotes8396]

You forgot the moment when someone asks you to play a song and you can actually play it pretty well but they don't recognize it because you're playing it on an acoustic with no distortion.

[@carbajal8283]

Or when someone finds out you can play guitar, then they think you can just pick up your guitar and play literally anything.

[@alpha_th0t]

ArinInQuotes the opposite is also fairly annoying

[@Baxtab13]

When they tell you to play something in a completely different tuning, and you tell them you're not tuned for that at the moment, and they only barely comprehend what that means.

[@ruihengchua6825]

drops pick in living room jared: checks kitchen and toilet

[@normanmustdie]

you never can tell with picks

[@gkdunch]

big brain

[@Keksinator2309]

He still cant find his pick

[@rotciv1492]

And the pick could perfectly be on the rooftop. You just never know...

[@shawnthompson2303]

It's always in the last place you look

[@leotrunexpokemon5174]

2:12 did this guy literally just say “come on Anne Frank” 😂😂😂

[@MrScateboy]

He did and no one is talking about it 😂

[@thehaepp]

I nearly died laughing because of this

[@gaivssanctvsdeorientalvs5499]

This comment and it’s reply’s are all qualified for an r/comedyhomicide post

[@general_tao]

Linking subreddits outside of reddit doesn’t make you cool

[@1_benjy_1]

Oh man

[@colt5399]

1:01 I literally break into a sweat every single time I have to tune a high E string. I’m fully aware that even if it did break, it would barely sting my hand, but it’s still one of the most terrifying experiences. It’s like I’m condemning myself to death, and I’m fully aware of every single minute detail that *may* or may not lead to the string breaking.

[@ChefBrownSauce]

I swear to god I can drop a pick and watch it fall and hit the ground, yet still manage to lose it

[@griffknox]

thats nothin, I can drop a box of picks and lose them all

[@enbyous_06]

Dorpping a pick inside an acoustic guitar... the worst thing ever

[@pecanbear]

"c'mon anne frank"

[@matn3443]

Its a pain in the ass

[@ilijamilosevic3433]

No, it isn't that bad compared to string attacks. I literally wear my swimming mask when I change strings now lol

[@noohx5256]

Yaeliz_cx Last week i spent half hour trying to take off the pick

[@noohx5256]

Yaeliz_cx Wrost is when you drop a pick in thr ground and it disappears

[@IOxyrinchus]

I swear when you drop a pick it enters some kind of time wormhole because it just completely disappears and then like 5 years later it reappears in the weirdest place, WTF. Anything else you drop, it drops right there and stays there but a plectrum? No chance

[@haidandurham8630]

Back Country Pastimes but have you ever dropped a pick in am electric guitar, it sucks

[@silverfang4583]

Back Country Pastimes i dropped one in my room and a year later i found it in the bbq with bbq sauce on it to this day i have no clue

[@bruh-qi8gy]

Mine break and idk why pls help

[@419waywardkid5]

1:05 Exactly what I look like while tuning, I’ve had one too many close calls while tuning. Also when I start tuning one string and for some reason it’s not getting better until another string snaps and I realize I was turning the wrong one