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@komodospАй бұрын
147? Fair play... That's a perfect break...
@tantona9315Ай бұрын
155!
@jamiew1664Ай бұрын
@@tantona9315 hahaha. very rare to see one of those
@Cola.Cube.Ай бұрын
C'mon Ronnie
@kimgaffney727727 күн бұрын
Thats brilliant
@catherinewilliams3850Ай бұрын
Speaking as a cat lover, owner and long time volunteer with a cat rescue, I think that joke is hilarious.
@flyboy451Ай бұрын
Speaking as a person that finds other people's cats staggeringly annoying, I also found the joke hilarious!
@richardikin28 күн бұрын
Speaking as a person who finds other people's cats annoying, but not mine, I find this hilarious.
@Chris-dm1je28 күн бұрын
Speaking as someone who hates wheelie bins, I find this hilarious.
@jaycarrUK28 күн бұрын
Jason will be relieved I'm sure.
@timothysalfarlie13126 күн бұрын
I can’t get the image out of my head of his dog pointing at the screen with his paw and laughing.
@ldf4064Ай бұрын
CJ Langenhoven once said, in Parliament, that half the members were donkeys, and was made to apologise. In his apology he said that he was sorry, and that half of the members are not donkeys.
@MrCoyneyboyАй бұрын
Dennis Skinner did the same in the UK (albeit much later) referring to half the Tories as crooks
@kevinwrigley264418 күн бұрын
@@MrCoyneyboythere's no record of him ever saying that in Hansard. It's an urban legend, neither CJ Langenhoven or Dennis Skinner are confirmed as saying it. Dennis Skinner still had plenty of great lines though
@ankavoskuilen172518 күн бұрын
@@kevinwrigley2644Never mind who said it or didn't say it. It is a good joke.
@apostatereactsАй бұрын
The only reasonable response to people who take such tame jokes so seriously, is to not take them seriously. 🤷♂️ 👏
@ziggythedrummerАй бұрын
I'd have said "I apologise to the 147 viewers who I tricked into believing my dog has access to KZbin"
@user-wq1cf7ms5rАй бұрын
Very good. It seems some people are only happy when they complain
@ericfontaine2145Ай бұрын
👏🤣 Jason, never apologize for being funny.
@waynepantry7023Ай бұрын
He wasn't. It was part of the joke . . .
@denzil040709Ай бұрын
Irony, right?
@Turnbull50Ай бұрын
My wife argued with me one morning because in a dream she had I had called her an idiot.
@daniellamcgee4251Ай бұрын
Thus confirming your secret thoughts. 😉
@peterspencer5103Ай бұрын
My wife blames me for all sorts of things she has dreamt I've said or done.
@datgrrl5698Ай бұрын
Any comments regarding the content on the stage, or just narcissistic jawing about... your own self??? Extremely disrespectful to Jason Manford, the reason viewers are here. If we wanted to know about you and yours, we would swing by your channels. Again, extremely disrespectful and self serving.
@ItsMeYourRealDadАй бұрын
Tf are you talking about? Have you had a bad day or something@@datgrrl5698
@WideOldDanАй бұрын
Self-fulfilling prophecy
@HankD13Ай бұрын
In trouble for something the misses dreamed about..... yep. Happens to me all the time!
@rufus1346Ай бұрын
I once got punched and the silent treatment for a whole day and she wouldn't even tell me what I did in HER dream. Guess she thought it would give me ideas lol.
@ForburyLion18 күн бұрын
This happens, but best retort is to make up something she did in your dream... although that will somehow backfire and be your fault as well
@koleberdinoch926Ай бұрын
Whoever complained need to get a life
@Chris-dm1je28 күн бұрын
If they had a life, they wouldn't be watching The One Show.
@koleberdinoch92626 күн бұрын
@@David-gr8rh Not you, clearly
@Not_An_EV21 күн бұрын
But now you're here complaining about the people who complained and saying they don't have a life, but you're taking your time to complain about them complaining thus meaning you must also not have a life. 😂
@koleberdinoch92620 күн бұрын
@@Not_An_EV I'm talking about the people who wrote into the BBC to complain. I'm certainly not complaining, it doesn't affect me. I'm just stating my opinion. I can't really see how you could interpret my comment as a 'complaint', I guess you just wanted to look clever. You failed.
@SeanTube2099Ай бұрын
Outstanding work 👏🏾👏🏾
@davidsmith5523Ай бұрын
I think depriving his dog of Yooch ube ie the most agregious thing anyone has done to an animal like ever. Having said that. My cat was pleased at the revenge.
@Robert-id6bd23 күн бұрын
I love all animals and would’ve had to resist grabbing that woman by the throat if I’d witnessed this. But c’mon this was a JOKE and a HILARIOUS one at that😂😂🤣🤣 So Jason Manford remains as one of my favourite comedians👍
@dorianleakey23 күн бұрын
My guess is 146 people hadnt seen the joke and were told to complain about man mocking the cat cruelty.
@CristiNeagu13 күн бұрын
3:25 That is so, so true.
@ShR33kАй бұрын
People are far too sensitive these days. I'm glad he didn't apologise properly ! That was the perfect response to their nonsense 🤣
@angemaidment5640Ай бұрын
I don’t call it sensitivity. It’s pure self-righteousness. And it drives me insane.
@terrystratford1235Ай бұрын
I called a co worker stupid, in jest! Boss heard and told me to apologise.....so I said, cris. I'm sorry your stupid! We all laught and boss left embarrest😂
@t2d7487 күн бұрын
These people have been around since the BBC has been formed.
@charlestownsend9280Ай бұрын
I'm a cat person but I found that funny. Some jokes I can understand being told to apologise for but that one isn't one.
@RemotePossibilities1Ай бұрын
Great stuff! Laughed the whole way through.
@pipedream690Ай бұрын
That phone thing is my mum all over.
@jesebspАй бұрын
my dog would have started plotting. the cat terrorized him for 15 years.
@Not_An_EV21 күн бұрын
Then why didn't you do something about it? Bad owners are everywhere 🤦♂️
@jesebsp20 күн бұрын
@Not_An_EV you must be one of those hate posters that think they're clever. only exist to irritate, never really contributing anything to a conversation. cancel your internet. get a flip phone without internet.
@lizfuller400Ай бұрын
Think Jason is great. Makes me laugh out loud every time.
@HowTo-ef5uuАй бұрын
I love this man so much, almost as much as cats ironically & he can do no wrong for me ❤
@AngelicusImmortusАй бұрын
Age gap wise… I’m twelve years older than my second wife (first marriage just didn’t work out) My dad and my mums age gap was about 18yrs (she was also his second wife) A family friend started lying about her age, after one visit my dad turned to my mum and said “don’t you dare knock a few years off your age at any time, we may have been married for twenty years, but I’d still get in a helluva lot of trouble!”
@daniellamcgee4251Ай бұрын
An ex-partner once woke me up thrashing around having a nightmare about drowning. I didn't know what the nightmare was about. I hugged him and he freaked out completely. It woke him up and he refused to look at me, or talk to me, and stormed out to the balcony for a while. Later, I eventually was able to encourage him to explain what happened. He thought I was an octopus trying to suffocate him. He never forgave me for being an octopus.
@johnjames4834Ай бұрын
should have shown him OCTOPUSSY what the film why what did you think i meant some people
@bjm1777Ай бұрын
Sounds like something an octopus would say
@rosieapplelemontartАй бұрын
How could you?? Octopuses like you are the worst 😑
@Aotearoa_KiwiАй бұрын
_Bloody hilarious!_
@ThatCoalSoulАй бұрын
Genuinely thought your thumbnail was a drawn back-view of a woman with black hair ...and it is not!
@kevinsayce2248Ай бұрын
True story.. I was a Union Rep a few decades ago and I’d had a row with the management and so I contacted the local Newspaper. I told them I wanted a piece to feature in the paper. The next issue had the following… “ The “…..” Union Rep reports the following. Half of the managers are crooks” As you can imagine, I was ‘hauled’ to the bosses who wanted to sack me. I said “I was misquoted, you have to give me a chance to put things right” They reluctantly agreed and I went straight to the newspaper. And in the next issue, a piece featured… “Apologies: In last week’s issue, there was a feature from the “…..” Union Rep which was incorrect. It should have read “Half of the managers are NOT CROOKS.” 😂👍
@jamiew1664Ай бұрын
True story hey? like the story above it? hmmmm
@kevinsayce2248Ай бұрын
@@jamiew1664 I know it’s true You’re entitled to your opinion, but I know it’s true.
@fromthegamethrone28 күн бұрын
Today on "that didn't happen"
@ferrumignis13 күн бұрын
Sounds as likely as one of Joe Biden's "true stories". Swear to God, not a joke, not kidding. This is a straight copy of an old urban legend that a politician was supposed to have said about Tory MPs.
@IanM-id8or2 күн бұрын
"Some people were angry 'cops she put it in the wrong bin" She should have put it in the recycling bin. Always recycle your cats :-)
@simob7862Ай бұрын
Never mentioned the parrot 🦜
@johnm6723Ай бұрын
Twice, years apart, my wife yelled at me because there was too much space between my big toe and the adjacent one. I’m not making this up.
@AJ-ei3eeАй бұрын
😂😂😂 You better sort that out
@user-kz9ng3te2jАй бұрын
My missus didn't say goodbye to me when left for work and didn't ring or txt to see what time home, ( not like her) got home still a bit off so asked " are you ok?" I slept with her sister in her dream the night before and apparently had a great time ..... 😮😊
@xanderkane920225 күн бұрын
That's because your sister isn't so uptight!
@fst-timer710722 күн бұрын
Had the same thing. She softened/changed subject when I tried to figure out if she was passed because I'd slept with someone or I'd slept with someone she fancied. Curious 🤔🤣
@crystalclear6864Ай бұрын
And now the joke continues hahahaha
@SteveDorransАй бұрын
So 0.003% of viewers complained? Great result!
@tazziegee8479Ай бұрын
love it.
@AnOldManPlays-cb9lxАй бұрын
Effing brilliant! :)
@timehaley26 күн бұрын
Four more years and you get a cuddle. bwahahahahahahah
@charliecroker6445Ай бұрын
Very funny , having watched Peter Kay for many years I can see he's sneaked a few same mannerisms in , still he's still funny.
@Tillyard86Ай бұрын
What were they complaining about? Is that offensive to dogs or something? But it's a joke about HIS dog, not dogs in general. I have two theories about why people complained: 1. the joke implies that dogs hate cats, which is a myth. But you know what, chickens don't normally cross the road, animals don't talk, and people don't go to the doctor because they feel like a pack of cards. Jokes aren't supposed to be realistic. 2. some people were genuinely torn up by this whole thing and thought it was truly awful that a cat had the spend a few hours in a bin. They felt it was akin to a natural disaster where thousands of people are killed or something and therefore just didn't think you should joke about it.
@crystalclear6864Ай бұрын
Well done. 😂😂😂😂
@Not00Ай бұрын
Your dad's funny
@kathrynphillips8423 күн бұрын
My mum used to watch films, (fiction) with horrendous cruelty to people, war films etc, stony faced. However if any animals were hurt, even just their feelings, she would go nuts😂
@sylvia7867Ай бұрын
Never apologise never explain
@godofcyclingАй бұрын
Isn't he presenting This Morning now?
@StoffelDilligasАй бұрын
Those complaints probably ALL came from my crazy cat lady neighbour..... On behalf of all her cat's
@melaniecamras861924 күн бұрын
I think kids wake up early because their parents put them to bed early.
@user-bq3og5pz9wАй бұрын
There’s thick people everywhere
@stevegrainger6367Ай бұрын
Can you imagine if they closed the door to complaints and gave the complainers no platform to voice their sad minority opinion. Imagine if they got their own way, what a sad boring life we would all have
@spursgirl515 күн бұрын
When will people get a sense of humour. I'm an animal lover but I found it hilarious.
@mikezooperАй бұрын
His mum probably put her phone in her handbag.
@jklii28 күн бұрын
This is how Kyle Gass must feel…
@briangibson2990Ай бұрын
147 sad people 😂
@kiwiguy72Ай бұрын
What other spelling is there of "warrant"?
@peterspicer760322 күн бұрын
If you say sorry, you are saying it was not a joke, which surely makes it worse.
@deldridgАй бұрын
So many folks finding new and exciting ways to get offended these days.
@Currie01Ай бұрын
My ex told me every dream she had night after night and one night I told her, "listen up Martin Luther King and listen well. I had a dream last night where you were able to keep your dreams to yourself".
@cartoonraccoon2078Ай бұрын
No wonder she is your ex.
@craighutchison525813 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ianhill4585Ай бұрын
The" One Show" is so wishy washy , BBC biased and bland, er indoors puts it on,and i can only stand it for 3- 5 minutes, before i feel like throwing up in my own mouth.....😮
@catherinewilliams3850Ай бұрын
Where else would you be throwing up, in somebody elses mouth??? Always found that a wierd expression.
@ianhill4585Ай бұрын
@@catherinewilliams3850 I have thrown up in some one else's mouth. Strangely they werent impressed. So I stick to my own now. 😁
@catherinewilliams3850Ай бұрын
@@ianhill4585 Yikes!
@ianhill4585Ай бұрын
@@catherinewilliams3850 I know ---- Who knew!?........😉
@StudentDad-mc3pu29 күн бұрын
Who is Jason Manford?
@bitemykrank19703 күн бұрын
Effortless comedy. No Swearing. When your good at your job, it shows.
@AngelicusImmortusАй бұрын
Considering we’re supposed to be a country of animal lovers, just look at how many animals were abandoned or abused in the last few months! As for this joke, why complain?? They should grow up!
@davidc1721Ай бұрын
Was the complaint that he wasn't funny?!
@charliecroker6445Ай бұрын
Who are these bellends that complain
@CyeOutsiderАй бұрын
Yeah because apparently comedy these days is all about offending people and doubling down for clout. Well done.
@colinmelhuish1254Ай бұрын
5 mins I wont get back... Jeez. ZZZZzzzz
@mublauАй бұрын
I love cats,,,, but this is a joke, message to the 147 unbritish complainers ITS A JOKE😎
@vagabondwiz9 күн бұрын
Slaughter sentient animals just for taste buds and offended by a joke 🤷🏽♂️
@garryherd3042Ай бұрын
Didn't he cheat on his wife after she had twins 😮
@Thebt728 күн бұрын
Wow.... That's a double wammy.
@spirit52782 күн бұрын
Mmmm. Well this guy has always thought he was funny and a few people that are not so bright also think he is funny.
@liamrowbotham2069Ай бұрын
I have a cat and she's my world 🌎 but I found this funny it's a joke never take a joke seriously live a little
@petersmithm9Ай бұрын
Just goes to show we are a nation of dog lovers when more complain about the dog joke.
@theunspokentruth5987Ай бұрын
If you dont like the jokes dont watch it .
@keithdavies1395Ай бұрын
I'm surprised he could tell a joke, wa r.
@catherinewilliams3850Ай бұрын
Well if your kids are waking up too early, maybe they're going to bed to early?😁Waits for the angry mob with no sense of humour🤣
@GG-tc8crАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@cakehole53Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JohnScott-ir7omАй бұрын
I don't find him funny but if you don't like a joke, bloody move on!!
@bikerchrisukk29 күн бұрын
That were great 😆 May be he needs disclaimers in the future, "please be aware, I am a comedian and may say things that do not align with my actual feelings or thoughts..ya bored twats."
@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13Ай бұрын
Never ashamed but always offended typical woke brigade..
@markorollo.Ай бұрын
Seems to be a lot of Gen Z'ers in the comments again
@michaelb2388Ай бұрын
I've never thought Jason Manfield was very funny
@alisonponce8337Ай бұрын
Then why did you watch?😂
@JamieFurlongАй бұрын
Just as well you're watching Jason Manford then.
@RandysRidesАй бұрын
No kidding, people get a rush off of wrecking things. Women especially. No reason, just control. "I'm going mountain biking with the guys". .."But, I need you to stay home today to do this and that" So you stay....and sit in silence for 8 hours watching her watch TV. There was nothing to do. She just wanted to wreck your day to maintain control. "I really like apples".... "So you're saying you hate bananas". Control.
@NotwokeeverАй бұрын
is this guy a stand up comedian, he's in the wrong business if he is
@woopimagpieАй бұрын
I think we found another one of the 147 complainers.
@widexawake_19 күн бұрын
Why would you publicly announce not having a sense of humour, and why would you think it's a flex? 😂
@DBuckyBoyАй бұрын
2:13 NOT a tell tale sign of coke taking AT ALL !!
@craigk621Ай бұрын
First time I've seen Jason stand up. Not really amused. Good singer and presenter though. Each to their own.
@DKNY707Ай бұрын
Manford is a W⚓️
@chrishall8705Ай бұрын
Manford is a bell wipe.
@daniellamcgee4251Ай бұрын
My African friends, growing up in a few different African countries, tell me that babies, toddlers and young children are cuddled, and their behaviour is excused because they are all considered as babies. Then when they are 4 - 6 years old, babyhood is suddenly over, and they have to start doing chores, discipline is strict, and they are considered embarrassingly too old for cuddles. 😢
@analogkidabcАй бұрын
Flasher.
@howardsend6589Ай бұрын
Lame stand up.
@moosebiffАй бұрын
If a human was found in a bin, I wonder if Jason would tell a joke about it.
@PedroConejo1939Ай бұрын
Of course he would. We all would.
@MrBizteckАй бұрын
THAT would be hilarious
@davidnewsham896Ай бұрын
A moose is offended whatever next
@moosebiffАй бұрын
You may be right folks. Being a Moose makes me a bit sensitive. 🤣
@jlight1965Ай бұрын
If it was you, it would be hilarious
@UnderwaterJohn-fn7jgАй бұрын
Is he gay?
@smashingpumpkin1986Ай бұрын
Cancer is funnier than Jason Manford
@AngelicusImmortusАй бұрын
Considering we’re supposed to be a country of animal lovers, just look at how many animals were abandoned or abused in the last few months! As for this joke, why complain?? They should grow up!