Stand-Up Comedy About Getting Old | Netflix Is A Joke

[@michaeljohnangel6359]

I'm 78. It's weird being the same age as old people.

[@problematicprincess6270]

Ew your basically 80

[@teridelnero9606]

😂

[@astral2050]

😂

[@lovelyjubbly4151]

Lol

[@timmortimer6267]

Nice

[@jackstancil8033]

Just turned 78, still doing drywall running all the tools, don't stop being active

[@savage22bolt32]

These comics are a bunch of crybabies. I'm 70 & just bought my winter pass for the ski slope

[@barry6402]

Movement is life!

[@AlfredoRodriguez-mn6lz]

I hope to be doing the same at that age. I'm inspired by hearing that someone out there does. Take care

[@thomaskillough8801]

Exactly

[@fiorella1021]

Bestest advice ever...TY!

[@Marc-bz9ow]

There are 3 signs of getting old. The first is loss of memory and I forget the other 2 😁

[@IloveGroot]

😂

[@Andrea-jg1df]

@@Marc-bz9ow I needed that, thank you 😂

[@renewashington791]

😂😂😂😂

[@feline_poppin]

@@IloveGroot

[@2afreedom60]

Lol😂

[@cheerscheers9819]

All of us have been young but none of us have been old…❤

[@JJNow-gg9so]

I've been old for a long time now. 🌠

[@d.e.b.b5788]

Oh, I'm old. I've got all those problems that old people have. It started, when I was 19, and heard this 16 year old girl deciding with her friends who to invite to her sweet 16 party. When one of them suggested a co-worker who was 19, she responded, 'Nah, she's 19. What could she do at a party for fun?'. She was serious; she thought that 19 was over the hill. Life over at 19; the rest of life was assumed to be drudgery. Holy crap.

[@savage22bolt32]

I told my doctor I felt like I was getting old. He said "you are old". That was 15 years ago.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

If you don’t want to get old, it means you want to die young…

[@rastus666]

Sometimes, getting old can really suck, but it sure beats the alternative.

[@darrellr.bacon4677]

I'll be 67 in 5 friggin days and recently Ive come to realize that all the great things about youth are totally wasted on the young.

[@gennc7293]

Fascinating take, care to share some examples? I just turned 35. And congratulations on 67! I hope to make it to that age one day =)

[@Flexiblesteel1]

​@@disposableheroes3354 He likely wasted it trying to raise someone simpleminded like you.

[@darrellr.bacon4677]

@@disposableheroes3354 if disposable is your calling card, I must say it fits you perfectly...kindly GFY....and anytime you'd like to try this old man on, I'm easy to find, PUPPY.

[@darrellr.bacon4677]

@@Flexiblesteel1 I wouldn't waste my time on some ignorant jackass that calls himself disposable anything....I would've made a trip to the drug store for condoms before getting with his whore of a mother.

[@mysticsingingplumbercomedian]

"...youth is wasted on the young"... ..quote from the old man in the movie "It's A Wonderful Life".

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

My 30's and 40's best decades ever!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@Tha_G0at]

Yeah because that's right before everything goes down hill for good lol

[@Thundercloud25]

@@Tha_G0atThe truth😢😂

[@tonyfield2360]

Getting old may suck, but it beats the alternative.

[@Andrea-jg1df]

@@tonyfield2360 I find that slightly comforting.

[@ananj]

the alternative's getting young?

[@cbgbstew4072]

@@ananjthat’s so dumb

[@T-tl4mx]

Only the survivors get to go grey…

[@catherinehpn3613]

@@tonyfield2360 indeed it does.

[@vze4vjxt]

old age coming - I go to the fridge and stand there trying to remember why I came to the fridge

[@patbrennan6572]

Then I either started getting old a 18 or was smokin too much weed.

[@DeathDad]

Wait til you forget why you went, and then decide “Hum. I wonder why the light goes off when I close the door? “ And start playing with the door for 10 minutes to see how to keep the light 💡 on while you look at the chocolate cake 🍰 you came for. Stop. Go BACK to the bedroom, lay down, and THEN have to get up and get the cake…and forget the fork. 🍴

[@caitcasali3207]

We're gonna do this because we have no other choice!!!!😂😂😂

[@SharonEldridge-e1u]

Getting old is no joke ..it is NOT for the faint of heart...

[@Always_sojourning]

Every morning "oh fuck,I didn't die"

[@keyshaSmith-im9hb]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHndm2t8m5etaLssi=eA1-BPLhqZd3tKGM Your ❤ counts

[@pinballrobbie]

Been there.

[@tiffanyburston6863]

Lol

[@2afreedom60]

I do that every morning. And then I pray lol

[@paulcritchley464]

Im only 71 years old and I’m great full You can only be what you are Cheers have a great day

[@ForceOmegaGaming]

I get outta bed like Jeff Goldblum exiting the cocoon in the Fly.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Phil, my 30s were my best years and my 40s were still decent. I’m now 68, my knees hurt all the time from the falling down during my 40s and 50s, I need to watch the sidewalk like a freaking hawk looking for rodents from the sky. If you fall down twice in one week, you’re there-SLOW DOWN IMMEDIATELY AND LEARN TO GIVE YOURSELF MORE TIME FOR *EVERYTHING!*

[@haroldplante8287]

@@maryrosekent8223 agreed!

[@lollypopdrop3961]

Mary!!!!!!!!!!! You STOP THAT!!! You're NOT THAT OLD!!! You got plenty of years ahead!!! so you BELIEVE SISTER!! and all will work out.

[@briankorbelik2873]

@@lollypopdrop3961 Yup. And I'm the Tooth Fairy.

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@lollypopdrop3961 Well, I have dementia, so my brain is firing on half of my cylinders-more when my mental health is robust-but I live in a freaking mobile home with my brother in a town where the only other people I know are the employees at Starbucks. My friends are 85 miles away and because of the aforementioned dementia, I’m no longer allowed to drive. One of these friends has leukemia, and because his husband now works from home, I can’t take the train up and then sleep on his couch so that we can take a walk in Golden Gate Park or go see a movie together. I definitely can’t afford to pay to sleep in even the most rundown, bedbug-laden motel room in SF. Thanks for trying to buck me up Lollypopdrop, but I’m rather boxed in by my life’s circumstances. 💁🏼‍♀️🌹

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@briankorbelik2873 Hey…me too!

[@GuiR3X]

My father used to say, past 70 years old, if you wake up in the morning feeling no pain, it means you re dead. I guess he s allright now.

[@tonyfield2360]

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

[@machr01]

Haha same here but coming to terms with death is inevitable and i dont like it at all

[@nicolarollinson4381]

Me too but not with this body 😂 Maranatha, time to come back, Lord Jesus 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@MariaBareiss]

I am the target demographic for "getting old"jokes. The line about distilled water about killed me!

[@jaymatthews64]

Old at 31? He's got a loooong way to go. I'm 60 and didn't start feeling old until yesterday.

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

I'm 69...and sticking there for a few years!!!😎😎👍🏼

[@ericaluba2904]

4th quarter, enjoy it🤩

[@jcalpha2717]

Live on Jack Benny😊

[@wayne9518]

I had a friend, stopped and celebrated anniversaries of his 35th birthday. Unfortunately only made it to 14th anniversary.

[@stephen9860]

Read a sci-fi story as a teenager where on a planet, people were born, grew up and died in about 8 days. Thought it ridiculous, but now at 75 it seems like just a few days ago I was 30. But at 27 I made the best decision of my life, to trust Jesus as my Lord and Savior. I encourage you to do the same. Eternity's a long time; you want to be sure you spend it in the right place.

[@nancyr3810]

I remember the first time someone younger called me Ma’am. … 😊

[@harmony331000]

I say “hey, you can’t call a lady ma’am until she’s old enough to have had her first mammogram!” & now I’m that old & out of material!

[@yass123]

I remember the first time a young man called me pops 😭

[@CynthiaLamb-jf2md]

I remember the first time someone called me "mam" too,it ruined my whole day. 😂

[@Andrea-jg1df]

@@nancyr3810 geez, I do too.

[@T-tl4mx]

How about getting a senior discount…without asking!

[@briano6115]

Every single word in this video is absolutely the truth :)

[@anonamouse.p4115]

TAYLOR TOMLINSON is 30, she does not qualify for 'Old' at all. This is not a good precedent to set that those aged thirty are Old. No harm to her, netflix put her in this.

[@theresonlyonebullitt]

​@@anonamouse.p4115 it's jokes about getting old, not jokes from old people

[@briano6115]

I was referencing the jokes about getting old (the title of this compilation), not the fine comedians or their ages. Amazing what some people key on when commenting. Cheers. :)

[@anonamouse.p4115]

@briano6115 I was one of those people, I sincerely apologise. As we say in Belfast Northern Ireland- "Caught on". I missed the point of Standup - laughter and joy x!

[@briano6115]

@@anonamouse.p4115 No problems. It's all good :)

[@madelinesanchez6609]

This is depressing! All these youngsters complaining about getting old! Wait until they really get old, 77 like me! Then they will wish they could go back to being the age they are now!

[@WillowZeyphr]

Appreciate each moment for it is a gift❤️‍🔥🌈✨️

[@lindarodman5014]

There are compensations, though❤

[@DonnaDavis-l1u]

31 is old?????? I’m 74 and can’t even remember being 31.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patriciab7297]

Everything old people say will come true for you kids! Hold on tight, it’s gonna b a bumpy ride.

[@stayuntilforever]

You don't stop skateboarding because you got old. You got old because you stopped skateboarding

[@WowbaggerTheInfinitelyProlonge]

Or until your hip broke.

[@IggyStardust1967]

If you look at life as the seasons, Phil Wang is just entering "Summer". In your childhood, that's "Spring". Me? I'm about half-way through "Autumn", and it's starting to get cold. It won't be long until "Winter" will be breaking my door down. But I look back on my life, and think of all the people who didn't make it passed "Summer". Many were my peers, and close friends. Life moves on, from one season to the next. But the best advice given here is to enjoy your youth while you still have it.

[@Kathy_1991]

That is beautiful! So well written 💜

[@JohnHankins-n6p]

I am happy to be old, none of my friends had the opportunity to grow old....

[@unktopia]

Pretty sure I blew my knee out while sleeping at the start of the year. It's nearly recovered seven months later.

[@jameszabinski3558]

I slipped in my bathroom, fell against the edge of the bathtub and cracked a rib. I was off work for five and a half months.

[@angelas.goodman9891]

Wow. Hate that.

[@kendallpeters6451]

I’m 68…and retirement is the coolest thing. Cause I never know where I’m going till I get there. And I’m never late. 👍👍🤔☘️

[@suninmoon4601]

"Zaddy got sciatica." 🤣

[@KellyNewman-z5r]

Ricky nailed it 👍👍😅😂😂

[@daveduffy2823]

No freaking kidding. I hurt my back getting off the couch.

[@forrestwheeler916]

O ! I love this , thank you for the laughter ❤❤❤

[@Dannym-uy1ur]

You know your getting old when you stop laughing😢

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

Just enjoy the ride … if you don’t wanna get old, it means you wanna die young.

[@sirpoppinchuck]

Yeah after 25 everything starts moving real fast then you’re 40 then 50 … where did the years go???? You look at some of your old friends n you be like “man they look old ,then you say to yourself we’re the same age Ooops!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheWayoftheMostHigh]

Gaffigan definitely the best here.

[@jacquelinemarie1078]

Thank god for comedians.

[@Bongwater33]

People under 40 shouldnt be allowed to bitch about being old, seriously! Go ahead and be young because you are- if you feel old at 31 you are just kidding yourself!

[@anonamouse.p4115]

100 percent.

[@KitC916]

Young people can be disabled too. And in our current system, that means you should live on nothing.

[@rastus666]

Confucius said “Everyone has 2 lives, and the second one begins when you realize that you only have one.” My second life began at age 65.

[@Shrednaut.]

I got distilled water today LOL

[@bernarddagnall8682]

They say that 70 is the new 60. Try telling that to a f"""""g speed camera.

[@harmony331000]

I say “hey, you can’t call a lady ma’am until she’s old enough to have had her first mammogram!” & now I’m that old & o f material!

[@BeastHunter2121]

Just last week a delivery guy called me ma’am twice.I smiled and felt honored.A young man with manners…beautiful 🥰

[@CynthiaLamb-jf2md]

I'm surprised every morning when I wake up alive 😂

[@LucasInTheAyer]

In high school, I used to just play soccer any time. Run around, kick the ball as much as I want. I was fine. Now that I'm 30, if I don't stretch, I pull my quad as soon as I kick the ball the first time. Oh how life is fucking me up lol

[@ryankennard6626]

Just wait until you’re 50. You’ll pull your quad sleeping!

[@redfields5070]

You're old when you look around and see that all of your friends and relatives are dead.

[@Vic-fj3qs]

I was part of the old people group early in my life. Back when i was in college, i was mistaken for my younger brother's father. We're 13 years apart so i kind of understand. Now that I am 35 years old, i am now often mistaken as my FATHER's older brother. It's both funny and painful at the same time

[@rodneyjewett5248]

I'm 78 and I stopped having nightmares. Now I dream about Taylor Tomlison!!!

[@Alan-h5f6x]

Used to get up, go in next room and wonder why I came in here Now I get up and wonder why I got up

[@mikemorgan5815]

I called AAA for a tow truck, and they wanted to know what was wrong with my car. Nothing I said, I just need help getting out of my recliner.

[@sailingwiththegods538]

No joke, I pulled a chest muscle putting on socks the other day. Getting older sucks, big time.

[@caroljohnston6522]

OMG I am crying laughing with that hurting yourself joke, I was eating ice cream and had to spit it all out, I wasn't expecting that I'm 71 and just nearly killed myself laughing at that joke, have to watch it again 😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤

[@gregf4416]

Never really started feeling old until I broke my hip at 45. Then old came quick and never let up.

[@mztweety1374]

I’m about to be 50. I’m trying to see what discounts I can get.😂

[@darrellr.bacon4677]

@@mztweety1374 I got my first senior citizen discount 2 days before my 49th birthday. I had stopped at a Captain D's fish restaurant, placed my order and was waiting so I checked my receipt. It said 10% discount. I thought maybe what I ordered was on special, looked around and saw a sign that said Tuesday: Seniors 10% off... I thought WTF? Almost went to say I ain't even 49 yet but then I figured, why the hell not? It kinda SUCKED, but I did get some good eats and saved a couple bucks.

[@diddlysquat8595]

In 5 years you can move to a 55+ neighborhood

[@davidmann4533]

50 is no big deal I used to still screw like a rabbit at that age

[@mztweety1374]

​@@diddlysquat8595my husband will be 55 right after I turn 50 and I am counting the days😂😂

[@terrancewilhite9260]

I am the same age as a lot of old people.

[@mikemorgan5815]

But younger than many.

[@bkm2797]

Very funny, Thanks for the giggles, got my day off to a good start!👍❤️

[@toreytownsend4705]

Same here!! I. Off from work until Monday so I needed the laughs.

[@SoWhat007]

Hey! It's okay to be called ma'am in your 30's. As Wendy Williams would say, "it's an accomplishment." 🤣😎

[@nerowolfe929]

I'm 64. Yeah. Paul McCartney 64. "Will you still need me, will you still feed me" 64. You know how I found out that I was old? I realized that younger MEN were holding the door for me at convenience stores...

[@LEM19284]

Could have stayed on Katt Williams😂😂

[@Daydream_Singularity]

Phil made me laugh out loud.

[@ricksaunders8074]

The best thing about being 68 I have 15-20 years left. Hope it goes quick

[@taloscurze5826]

Getting older is like speeding. The higher that number gets. Scarier, everything is a blur, and the more dangerous the accident.

[@zdarovful]

Whoa, that’s a good one!

[@LanLan-g2s]

that pinecone joke aged well...

[@pinballrobbie]

Acorns are the real danger.

[@BoggWeasel]

68 this year, I'd love to be 31 again........😁

[@burningsandsexploration3711]

It annoys me to hear 31 year olds talking about being old.

[@Briget6]

Right!!

[@MichaelSaunders-i8v]

Teenagers think 30 is old.

[@darias.4440]

Have you seen 25 year olds complaining about age? 😁

[@rayallan8481]

I take it you are a woman 😂

[@maryjimenez1286]

😅😅😅😅

[@TrineDaely]

My warranty ran out decades ago and I've been breaking down ever since. The upside is having a knee that predicts rain. 🫠

[@keyshaSmith-im9hb]

kzbin.infobk9Xmdg1dTc?si=7ykpmr1ZNBdXQMmO love ❤

[@loekiebonifacio2617]

Yesterday i sat too much and hurt myself...my job is now adding to my elderly decline

[@kevinkinney5445]

I turned 64 in Aug. Already worked myself into the ground at 35. Disabled these last 29 years, need multiple surgeries, Back (4th) Hip Replacement, Shoulder, I've had so much shit wear out, I think between 50 - 55 is when the fun stopped; Parts quit working, I realized that women are truly able to look you in the eye, say what you want to hear, fuck you like they love you... All while lying to you about any and every thing. All for security and a bag . The concept of changing my life in order to fake out a woman so she thinks I'm in Her corner 100%, just so my existence expenses are taken care of....? Makes NO SENSE TO ME. Why lie to the stepping stone? 4 out 5 of the last women I've been with were Narcissistic & Psyhopathically Disordered. The other one had Brain Damage from an Auto Accident 40 years ago, and it took too much to just communicate. So A Bachelor I'll be til my days end it appears. Oh well.

Mom said 'dont get old'. Who listens to mom tho..

[@juanrabago906]

So two years ago June 21,2022) I came to sign a lease here where I now live. When I entered the Senior Apts. building I was given problems by one of the tenants....she said to me "you can't park here"! She thought I was underage and was in the wrong building. I signed my contract that day...later during the week while moving furniture into my apt....the NEXT DOOR neighbor was the tenant who had given me problems. Apparently, people thought I was visiting a relative...said I looked too young to live here. Been here 2 years now and DON'T TALK TO MY NEIGHBOR 😅

[@juanrabago906]

I'm 72😊

[@KitC916]

I'm younger and wish I could live in a senior community of QUIET PEOPLE WHO RESPECT SLEEP

[@tones7mca]

I so cannot be bothered with young people talking about being old, as if they are. Pretending 31 is old is not funny, its just nonsensical.

[@DonnaAbrams-qh7zt]

This is the topper - I moved then spent six months treating an injured back. Now I didn’t carry boxes to a truck, all I did was pack stuff. When you’re in your 70s everything hurts!

[@darlalong1957]

It's only ok to make fun of being old... when you actually are old..ok!

[@roseniepultoo9783]

Man I wish I was 31 again. Time of my life!

[@colinwilson4609]

In 1993 I realised I was getting old when I was standing in line at the supermarket, and People magazine had a cover story about Punky Brewster's new boob job. I'm 55 now and there is a Punky Brewster reboot where the original Punky plays the new Punky's mother.

[@victorhbagnelle4551]

I’m approaching 89 and I miss everything!

[@jamesotisjr2322]

Old is 15 years older than you are.

[@IOSALive]

Netflix Is A Joke, nice video bro

[@ceewood3358]

Wait till you FALL going UP the stairs.....!!

[@rickbowker8624]

Did that 3 weeks ago - and broke a rib

[@ceewood3358]

@@rickbowker8624 OUCH!...Sympathies! So far it's just been a lot of bruised shins, which is good because it happens more and more often these days....

[@rirkc]

Kat still loving the nose candy.

[@Jennifer___90n8]

In business and in life, may you wear a smile.

[@timbutler6447]

You can't have a compilation of Stand-Up Comedy About Getting Old without George Carlin.

[@islandlife-u1o]

I am watching this in bed as I can't move my upper back shoulder area because i coughed too hard and pulled a muscle.

[@terrydefoor453]

I'm 70 tomorrow. Considering the alternative, 'doesn't suck....much.

[@freaker126]

lol. now i have slipped disc, a broken nose that caused deaf to my left ear. i have two bad knees. now, i can't walk properly because of inflammation on my left knee for 2 months. i felled from riding a bicycle. hurt both my thumbs and right shoulders. i have wrist problems. When i got covid, i had high fevers and they attacked all my joints. i couldn't move them. took around 2 weeks to be clear. luckily, i already had 2 jabs and the variation wasn't as strong. and, now there's a new virus from africa called mpox going around. old folks like us need to be careful and take any vaccines available.

[@SHE_notthebiggerone]

😂 30s are the best People 🎉

[@tonyfield2360]

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

[@AleQuag]

I'm 41 not that old yet 'till I see a 20 year old and looks like a baby to me... that's when your know you're truly old

[@ferengiprofiteer9145]

I'm 72, don't recall anybody ever saying how it hurts to wake up.

[@tonykono5225]

55, pulled a rib muscle sneezing

[@jonmax4926]

F’ck around and find out, because ya will. Could be now, 10 minutes maybe tomorrow. Yawn wrong, and throw you’re back out - wooo-hooo

[@nata3467]

I was relatively lucky I kind of hit the wall at 50... Now it's aches and pains and making funny noises when I get up from sitting too long

[@YeeSoest]

Americans love their cars and customizing them and building their cities around them ... but parking your own car at a function is "brutal" while Germans will threaten you with violence if you dare touching their 5th bog standard Diesel Passat Variant in 12 years that they have no emotional bonds to at all😅😂

[@Zed2205]

Im almost 30 i use to be the fastest at everything i did now i take my time cause less wear on my body and it will still get done

[@scottshields4477]

I'm 66 and about 100 pounds overweight I do this thing where I'm going into a store and someone is waiting for me to cross, I shift into the distance runners race starting stance.

[@GaryBrien-i7f]

Funny thing, up until the age of 28, I could guess someone's age, or within one or two years. I'm 42 now and I'm never even close, the tables turn and now my age is being guessed.

[@rockinrickyfan8164]

Hell I'm 62! Had to stop soaking in the bathtub. My farts started sinking and my balls started floating. Can't shoot my pellet pistol down the hall in the shower, the dogs and grandkids don't hide anymore

[@seantire]

3:50 😂

[@michellewalters4484]

Katt, right on!!!

[@robertdamron898]

Youth is Wasted On the Young.

[@disposableheroes3354]

Jealous