Jason vs The Ultimate LEGO Machine (LuuMa EV3)

[@almightyarjen]

This is just very humorous, great job!! I love that you have thought "outside the box" with this one: not just the standard useless machine but you gave the machine an extra dimension of uselessly by irritation the human trying to control it. I love it!

[@catsak4727]

It’s been 8 years and no one replied to u but now I did!

[@jmeib]

@@catsak4727 Ikr lol the youtube algoritm chose this comment to be special😅

[@catsak4727]

@@jmeib lol

[@jappa3631]

@@jmeib y e s

[@cujoedaman]

What I like about this is there are tons of 'useless machines' out there, but I've never actually seen one that "trolls" like this does, making the button move and even stuttering like it's thinking of what it wants to do, this was awesome :D

[@Brendan1200]

The easy way to beat it 1. Pick up 2. Throw it at ground

[@CarDusanGospodarSveta]

Wtf BOOOOOOOOOM

[@tracewallace23]

Nah, just out the window, it will find its way too the ground🤣🤣

[@dairypig]

Or you could just hold the lever down

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

Nah burn it with fire

[@memesforfreexd8719]

ALL OF U R WRONG just ask Kim John un to nuke it

[@LordSchnoz]

There are three characters here. The human flipper, who seeks to have the switch stay in the on position. The robotic flipper, who seeks to have the switch stay in the off position. Then there's the switch itself, who exists only to enjoy sowing chaos between the two.

[@georgemill8822]

I feel like I’m reading a instruction to writing a essay

[@xymaryai8283]

this explains it much better, now i fell less like that was a fever dream

[@angmuonlam9209]

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[@Maxxey.s]

@@georgemill8822 you editted your comment but forgot to change 'a essay' to 'an essay'

[@Maxxey.s]

@@angmuonlam9209 and you have exactualy 69 subscribers. I won't subscribe for you to keep this beautiful number in place.

[@jaxx1226]

He protecc He attack But most importantly He flip switch bacc

[@atottalynormalcat939]

that's a good one

[@geoffreyguatno4738]

you got me haha

[@SchismTheAbsoluteDumbass]

Underappreciated comment

[@jerry3306]

Such a creative comment!

[@brettsmith6329]

He not protecc or attacc

[@michelecianciotta1932]

We all livin in 2019 while this man is living in *6019* where machines run planet Earth.

[@chiquidionisio1296]

We're living in 2019 and youre still using memes older than me

[@AmyTheMeower]

@@chiquidionisio1296 pure savage

[@michelecianciotta1932]

Chiqui Dionisio still gettin more likes than you L

[@NiceEyeballs]

thats just a Useless Box

[@chiongmathewjoseph3974]

Hahha

[@JKBrickworks]

Built this a while ago, but just adding it to my page so there is something here!

[@mpoh98]

One of the funniest lego videos, I love it! Superbly done!

[@CubecastproMiskry]

lol nice timimg for when that dude goes BEST

[@gab-b]

Yeah, I want one too~!

[@CubecastproMiskry]

amazing i want 1 of those if you put it for sell or something like 134542 ppls will buy it

[@theairbornepotato6771]

Reminds of this minecraft video i saw with a useless machine

[@cqazyfn7]

I never thought a lego master piece could have so much personality

[@ailingstar8856]

Imagine if someone replaced your light switch with one of these...

[@UMI_UmU]

That would be fun XD

[@pyrokugleis]

the neighbors would probably think you were throwing a party and soon everybody from town would join and it would be a fun time

[@traingaming3240]

That would be absolutely amazing.

[@mehmeh1999]

I would kms

[@diobrando6245]

Have a hard time in bathroom at night

[@doublegamessk189]

1. Push switch 2. Remove switch I won!

[@Gkokkinakis2]

Just take apart the machine

[@evagdovinova1136]

@@Gkokkinakis2 bbcgjbvjhcghu

[@lucky6961]

3-Destroy the other switch the machine equipped

[@JohnSmith-kf8mv]

3. Another switch pops up.

[@w0lfy340]

4. Remove the other switch

[@emanuelkubrikstanni4324]

i like how the switch tries to dodge the pusher

[@Romaserati]

Казалось бы, причем тут Украина

[@НовостиППХ]

Hah Redacted, хммм, казалось бы причем тут Украина?

[@tippy4208]

Tf talk English

[@infernowolf05]

"Turns it off" "Pushes switch" "Hmm" walks off The box: I dont think so

[@Eggychonk]

Not on my watch

[@ComradeHellas]

Love that toolbox

[@Geut_]

Yea, we saw the same video. Thx for information.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

I love how a pile of Legos has so much sass.

[@selmasoylu3875]

435 likes been out for a year seems legit

[@erna8267]

лягушка влагалища влагалища 533 now

[@mrrobertthomas3903]

It was sassy

[@z0d0rZ]

@@erna8267 679 now

[@beepbeepimajeep3295]

Yea

[@tampyrer2444]

*Welcome back to:* Why is this so old? Why is it only recommended now? Why is it recommended in the first place? Why is it so entertaining? Why are the comments so funny?

[@sameeraansari8223]

Holy crap i just noticed

[@jamesw5268]

Just noticed it was released 6 years ago

[@thefalloutphoenix]

@@jamesw5268 damn

[@derjungel]

Well, the last one isn't so true.

[@mj6463]

A year later I am asking the same questions

[@ultragamer749]

So basically its a machine designed to turn itself of huh? AWSOME!

[@GekkiSpeedruns]

Perfect description 🖒

[@artifexvigen]

No it's designed to keep it self on

[@andrewzenobia2396]

Designed to turn itself off? So me

[@hazyproduct1692]

**awesome**. **off**. **it’s**

[@jomuffins6551]

On*

[@Zwenschondennschon]

This is the most legendary Lego video of all time.

[@lzrt2472]

9 year old me finding out I can’t buy this: Me: *reality is often disappointing*

[@aw1pkad623]

СТОП ЧТО СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ ТЫ ЖИВ О МОЙ БОГ

[@revectic4452]

I have ev3 but is this use full xddd

[@alexwang982]

AW1PKA :D Ok communist (Saw the words Sovestky Soyuz)

[@shobhasinha8101]

..... That is it was

[@jairjimenez7983]

same

[@Saiavinn]

I like how it was having trouble hitting its own switch for a little while XD

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Guy: _Looks back_ Machine: _Pushes switch back_ Machine: Problem?

[@williammatthews1955]

Yep

[@l2m773]

Bruh

[@tzadikinnistarim3610]

**o**

[@RandomYT05_01]

Useless machines with personality. I love these.

[@amdobrantal1774]

I think this might've been the first of them...

[@supremebasketball1690]

Detroit become human

[@emmanuellopez9250]

this one got me

[@supremebasketball1690]

You deserve The mean comment I don’t deserve the mean comment

[@bahrinadrian5072]

Detroit become box

[@nap0038]

Dangit i laughed

[@seba108ron8]

*You start to coin me with that Connor, piss me off* *Helu im android, the cyberlife send by Connor* *Hello lieutontantant*

[@Starteller]

For hours and hours of fun

[@TorutheRedFox]

+Starteller And hours and hours of being trolled by a box made of Lego.

[@babbyyoda_-r6s322]

Fuck you bitch

[@jasonpark5247]

This is always a fun-to-watch video man Even after 5 years, I still come here once in a while

[@bom9126]

When you're trying to fix lights in electrical with a 3 other people:

[@soham62050]

Underrated comment 😢😂

[@Скитлс-э4р]

UNDERRATED AHAHAAH

[@bom9126]

@Alguien I'm not begging for likes.

[@thatonebrokearchon1537]

Recent comments

[@C4SHISCOOL]

@Alguienchill out

[@oy6519]

KZbin: lets recommend a video from 7 years ago

[@owenleaman7306]

KZbin: on this day, EVERYONE will see a useless machine video! No one will be spared!

[@numba1Tamarifan]

6 years

[@TheIronManOfSteel]

Hey! You’ll never guess what happened when I pressed pause!

[@puedoiralbanoporfavor854]

Why the hell does it matter when it came out?

[@afromanUK]

Yup

[@nichoIas_]

*why you bully me*

[@TheChansala]

Rust

[@bartm2004]

simple?

[@polynngt8853]

At first i though you dont have icon

[@bartm2004]

@@polynngt8853 using dark mode i see

[@shynessguy]

no bulli

[@werscarry]

This is possibly the single greatest thing I have ever seen! Absolutely fabulous. Thanks for brightening my day.

[@macus2993]

This video was the first video I watched ever on KZbin and this is legend. Thank you for existing

[@Seanmmvi]

that was a lot of fun to watch! thank you!

[@JKBrickworks]

You're welcome, glad you liked it!

[@kennethsizer6217]

Brilliant twist on a classic! You definitely earned your Legomanic badge.

[@explodingjellybeans778]

its all fun and games until the robot pulls out a gun...

[@mynamekanye240]

I have a model that does, haha. It's a little plastic gun made out of one small piece of plastic. It pulls the gun on you then slowly puts it down, then quickly pushes the switch again. These things are so fucking fun and they never get old, especially at parties, with friends, after a few drinks.

[@explodingjellybeans778]

@@mynamekanye240 lmao imma buy your whole stock

[@prathamtrivedi7181]

Nah I don't think its american

[@explodingjellybeans778]

@@prathamtrivedi7181 XD

[@albobland7646]

Exploding Jellybeans hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahha 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@desmond9423]

Guest: So do you have any pets at home? This guy: Well, it's complicated...

[@ShamblerDK]

As a guy from Denmark, the land of LEGO, I approve :D

[@weeb3856]

Danmark er bare dejligt!

[@Zayzon188]

***** Take me home with you. Please.

[@ShamblerDK]

Zayzon188 Sure! xD

[@tobiashellum5781]

***** ahem... I DANMARK ER JEG FØDT DER HAR JEG HJEMME..BLAH..BLAH BLA...BLAAH BLA BLA... BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@vincecardenas1270]

That ending... scared the chills outta me.

[@sandwichlegend2348]

+spine04 Neither does your spelling

[@tomivuori3426]

it haves his own will.

[@nathanhamers9160]

+Robert Steel yo grammar nazi Robert Steel ain't you going to say anything to Tomi Vouri

[@jasommartens4635]

when he flipped the swich it turned back on

[@gamenation6446]

the ultimate troll machine

[@karenanncubil2044]

Yup

[@lisafristrom7576]

+karen ann cubil k

[@YouTube_Is_Sick]

Ultimate? No, this useless box! Only her from Lego make

[@YouTube_Is_Sick]

+Unknown No! Her from Russia! Russian - Русский, Russia - Россия! Я тебя раскусил русский: D

[@TacticalPixels]

Me watches this 7 years ago: Wow this is so cool Me now: Your as beautiful as the day i lost you

[@niga3]

Your account is 3 years old.

[@albertsebastian6836]

@@niga3 lol

[@rainityyy]

@@niga3 could’ve been on a different account, as I have been on several accounts on the course of 3 years

[@snailcheeseyt]

@@rainityyy or he could’ve been on a guest account or a family account

[@Giuliana-w1f]

*you're

[@daxterminator4150]

"welcome back, Sethbling here."

[@TaktFF]

LOL

[@FinalSparkLux]

I thought this was just another one of the pointless machines, which it was, but this is by far the best one I've ever seen. I'm really glad I decided to click on the video.

[@DesignJunkie58]

WOW, nice job, you are an ARTIST for sure, lol. --Crazy to think this video almost is at 1 MILLION VIEWS??? mind-boggling!

[@DesignJunkie58]

HAHAH! Now it is 3 MILLION VIEWS??? hehe

[@DesignJunkie58]

DesignJunkie58 HAHAH! almost 4 MILLION VIEWS!!! hehe

[@TrondBørgeKrokli]

I haven't seen too many of these "useless machine" toys, maybe just 5 or 6 versions, but this one is the funniest one so far.

[@isaacyaw2340]

It will be better if you add a sound system to it so its gonna reply or give unnecessary comments....should be cool

[@technology5674]

Ikr

[@ghadaasper8669]

That worked my ev3

[@CpnGame]

(pushes lever) *"GO AWAY."* (pushes lever back)

[@verareed9921]

what did he do? did he blow your house up by saying this should have sound effects?

[@berka5526]

GLaDOS voice would be perfect

[@matthewmew8439]

This robot has some serious OCD problems!!😂😂

[@SuperiorSquid]

I know right!

[@Topoyiyooficial]

is not a robot is lego

[@BlueRockEye]

@@Topoyiyooficial It is a robot.

[@jackofallspades98]

This is really funny! It is amazing to see how you were able to take this concept to the next level. The timing would have had to be perfect too. Also, love the ending. I knew that was coming, but it was still hilarious! Keep up the great work!

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Have I seen this many times? Yes. Did that stop me from watching it again at 4AM? absolutely not.

[@CodecrafterArtemis]

The retractable lever is pretty cool!

[@Ytricker]

Lego Machine: Hippity-Hoppity, The switch is my property, Push it again and you'll stop breathing properly 🧨 PS. Loved the video man 😂👌🏾

[@suklapatra9669]

I've never seen a machine before with so much personality...

[@ham12314]

i've been having a rough time recently and this video nearly brought me to tears it made me so happy thank you

[@thewarpig4048]

Now make a machine that will push the level back again like this one but it will be neverending

[@JKBrickworks]

+The War Pig Oh man, that's a great idea!

[@thewarpig4048]

JK Brickworks Turning the lever one way would stop the finger that pushed it and starts up the other finger which pushed it the other way which activates the first finger and it should keep going on. If you do ever make one link me the video and put my name in the link or as an annotation or something, up to you.

[@nakedking6676]

+The War Pig lol

[@bandasperronas7057]

+NakedKing viscosity unbuffered zee I'm

[@erwin280]

+The War Pig a wise guy huh, you wanna go?

[@chillby4198]

How to beat it: 1: Don't step on it 2: Hold the Lever 3: Break it 4: Sell it

[@Strewgle]

Wait til the batteries die/take them out

[@plutogunship681]

WHO WANNA BUY A FUCKING BROKEN LEGO MACHINE BITCH

[@AvidEscaper]

@@plutogunship681 yo chill

[@plutogunship681]

Lights Camera Action!

[@pkmovies92]

Epic creation! Subscribed!

[@PaulPictures]

Kiedys to widziałem to jest świetne :D

[@LuciaRodriguez-vh1bm]

^_#_; /^;"/;"^#:"/#;"^#";^'*(*&#/_

[@SimonPucher]

Basically I was searching for Wirecard videos and ended here. Lets face it. THIS IS AWESOME ❤

[@stevejohnson4637]

A R T I F I C I A L I N T E L L I G E N C E

[@KuraIthys]

lol. The randomness and teasing element is pretty good. Most such machines are far more predictable.

[@dragonshadow1902]

I think I may laughed to hard at this video. The fact that it wasnt consistent with the timing made it so much better.

[@BoardGameSanctuary]

I just started watching your videos last week and I am just so amazed at the ingenuity in your lego design videos :)

[@TravisWeir]

If you look at the to-do list in the background you can see that there is a task called "Turn on Black Box"

[@MewKen]

Its a monster!! Get your pitchforks and torches!!

[@EVAUnit4A]

I don't care if it was programed or run via remote control, that was FUNNY! The timing was perfect, the acting wasn't too bad, and clearly this machine was built for no other purpose than to screw with you. ...Seriously, a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder or an ASD would be occupied by this all day long!

[@Nikku10645]

3 years now and i still watch this on repeat

[@AnthonyMtheGamerArtist]

He should have listened when it said "You will never win."

[@DesignJunkie58]

+AnthonyM the Gamer Artist! *WHAT IS THAT SONG?*

[@SmileyNoteblock]

DesignJunkie58 Darude - Overused joke

[@mememan77]

Nobody: This robot: STOP TOUCHING MY *SWITCH*

[@allaze-eroler]

haha that is one of the best thing i ever watched ! XD

[@THE_PLAYER_ZER0]

Oh my GODDESS!!! It's been YEARS since I have seen this channel and video!

[@THE_PLAYER_ZER0]

I'm old... :(

[@mrbadman3812]

That was my first ASMR experience back then

[@allanrichardson1468]

Simulation of a teenage boy on a school morning!

[@LoganDark4357]

true

[@fonlydor]

Iron Giant32 имаачвваапппмпппапппппааааа

[@commanderv23]

Allan Richardson nah, I’m a teenage boy. More like my little sister

[@ziosamsamsam]

ahahahahahahah the ultimate troll machine

[@simonpurple6072]

GTR I like your profile pic and name! Best car ever!

[@ДимаСергеев-г7з]

GTR yes

[@luckyrachet]

GTR like

[@raidenshade2876]

GTR Yes

[@onefluffyboigetalife9316]

GTR gtr

[@FlammableNotOnFire]

After 7 years I finally found this video again!!!!

[@rath4848]

How did this get into my recomended?

[@hush8912]

Bruslar same

[@ciregnaw5106]

Same

[@pixelmayhem1143]

You say that like it's a bad thing :p

[@rath4848]

@@pixelmayhem1143 its not a bad thing i only did saw this video few years ago and i was just suprised that it was in my recomended lol.

[@pixelmayhem1143]

@@rath4848 Well I was being silly ;)

[@TURTLEMMC23]

the original was bad ass i love how it almost has a personality so cool

[@BEEEELEEEE]

Dude it's haunted burn it now

[@BEEEELEEEE]

Awkward Gaming I know, it was a joke; I'm not stupid.

[@Ze_eT]

no, by closing it it will activate himself

[@kendal2954]

BEEELEEE no

[@t.srambler6806]

Never

[@tomanwatson4572]

BEEELEEE XD

[@WilburJaywright]

Useless machine just got up to a new level!

[@labscience8271]

0:27 when someone turns on the light while you sleep

[@shaunonlyplaysyt9879]

Legend has it Jason is still flipping the switch to this day

[@Spartan-zn9do]

the end was awsome

[@nooberto1398]

Idk why but when the robot's pushing pad goes down back into the box its kinda satisfying

[@Sowhatsupbroski]

*i don’t know why this was in my recommended, but im not complaining.*

[@DanteYewToob]

That was incredible. I needed that good laugh, I've had a bad week and this just made me laugh so hard lol

[@train-traum-madabouttrains5005]

In fact, the engine is able to do 3 things: Moving the switch itself, opening for removing the switch after is was pushed ... and running sideways. :D

[@randomaccessfemale]

Also turning itself back on too.

[@Cobb]

This was far better than most useless machines

[@markopolo4795]

Human : obey Bunch of lego bricks : *NO*

[@Tiny30000]

69th like

[@bubbelsplayz6921]

The Legos: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of those mortal humans

[@computerfreak696]

1:31 'you will never win' Until the batteries die

[@lanewikstrom3282]

Vincent Dw tru

[@StilvurBee]

nah, it auto-replaces it's batteries too

[@YouTube_Is_Sick]

Kill this mashine and all!

[@supersaiyanslasher]

i remember the nostalgia of this video

[@Diapolo10]

I must build one! :D

[@Diapolo10]

*****​ Already built a robot that can solve Rubik's cube ^-^

[@HsMinecraftCenter]

But at me the link is broken :/

[@DesignJunkie58]

HA! good luck

[@Diapolo10]

DesignJunkie58 Only missing the black case. I ran out of parts ;-;

[@HsMinecraftCenter]

Iam, too :D but i did it with a shoe box :D Use a scissor to cut out the picies :D it works very good

[@LESSFULLLESS]

The last one... It would perfect to become credit scene memes

[@mynameispat_]

Omg I loved this also this is like the useless machine in minecraft

[@flobb91]

Omg I loved this also this is like the useless machine -in minecraft-

[@send_it_subie]

jk rotflmfao ps ihu gfy bah

[@SVENY]

the useless machine isn't a thing on minecraft.

[@quackythemaniac2412]

Skraembows it took me an hour, but I made one.

[@Crewger16]

Super nostalgic video

[@charlesjohnny]

Man: just trying to turn switch on 25 million people: INTERESTING

[@SuperBlackFreak]

I need this for my inpatient customers at the cashdesk pls

[@NoriKassidy]

I think the reason he kept fighting the box was the fact that he wanted to turn the switch, and the box was undoing it, therefore his brain doesn't consider the task completed until the switch has been flipped and stays that way. The human brain does not like leaving things undone. Edit: I took Psychology in 9th Grade

[@randomcubing7106]

If you feel nostalgia then u are a legend

[@miningamerz3216]

Man: **Turns every electronic off on the lego device and flips the switch** Lego Machine: **Comes back up and switches it**

[@yrburd]

I just wanna have this and bring it to school to see how people react to a LEGO robot!

[@rrohbot]

EIectric Airways they’d break it and everyone would say ‘let me try’, then all the kids would hog it and at the end of the day you wouldn’t be able to tell who had it, effectively losing a lot of time and money.

[@Roseland8]

Me trying to stop watching KZbin videos at 2am

[@pjoter5541]

Same but at 5AM ;_;

[@dextergaming5974]

Still one of the best videos in all of KZbin.

[@jack1d1XB]

7 years old but time to refresh and make a short film just expanding on different ways, 😀👍

[@gulpboys3970]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZ2qmpKNj5Zqi5I

[@albert867]

Lol ....I can't believe that this made me laugh!

[@bullmaker940]

I shall name this: "The Useless Advanced Machine!!!"

[@tobiasgretenkort463]

this is soooo genius!!!! I mean the ultimate machine is genius to begin with but this version really had me crack up in front of my computer!