Jaws 4: The Revenge - Nostalgia Critic

[@kruleworld]

"He died of the fear", it wasn't the shark he feared, it was another fucking sequel...

[@theAngryscotman]

"I'm telling you, and I'm telling everyone around this table that the sequel is unnecessary! And I know what an unnecessary sequel looks like because I've been in one already. And you'd better get me out of this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!"

[@matthewbuckley7757]

@@theAngryscotman I've been hearing rumors that Universal might do a remake of Jaws I don't see how that can work.

[@theAngryscotman]

@@matthewbuckley7757 yeah I mean there’s been a million other shark movies out since Jaws anyway so remaking it’s kind of redundant.

[@RosaRodriguez-wr6qn]

@@matthewbuckley7757 with the garbage cgi taking over like they did in it remake

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@matthewbuckley7757 Easy. You see this time it's just the first movie again and it's sort of part of it's own timeline.

[@ryry20002]

I delivered a pizza to a Doug Walker recently. I was hoping it was you so I could say "Hellooo, I have a pizza for you. I deliver it so you don't have to."

[@ianofwater5188]

haha nice

[@petrosglitch3622]

lol

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

XD

[@Dim4323]

also weird enough about the shark blow up. that isn't the real ending they replace the other ending

[@lukescretchen1080]

I once ordered a pizza but they forgot my drink

[@thedarkknightsfriend2005]

Jaws: See it before you go swimming. Jaws 2: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the water. Jaws 3: A deadly new attraction. Jaws 4: the Revenge. Nuff said Jaws 5: A new Beginning. If jaws still haunts you, you are alone. Jaws Lives: Jaws 6. Evil always rises for another sequel. Jaws 7: The New Blood. Her Mind awoke Jaws from the dead. Because we are doing that now? Jaws 8: Jaws takes Manhattan. New York has a new Problem: Sequel Sharks Jaws goes to Hell. The Hopefully Final, wait, nope, 9th movie. Jaws X: Evil gets an upgrade. Robo Shark! Jaws vs. Anaconda: Winner Kills all, at the box office. Maybe Jaws 12: The weird jaws alien...um .. Thing! yes, Thing! Jaws 13: Night of the Living sharks. They won't stay dead! Those damn dirty shark movies! Jaws 14: The social commentary. A brillianlty crafted thriller... Jaws: " I kill less people than a vending machine". Jaws 15: WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. Jaws: the Miniseries. Your evey fear- all in one deadly movie. Jaws is making two-part tv movies.?! NOOOO! Bride of Jaws: This time, there's more to fear. Will this movie drive you to insanity? probably. Seed of Jaws: Deliever us some evil. We have done that about 16 times now. Jaws 19: Curse of Jaws. Fear has a new home. OK, forget the tagline this is the 19th movie. It is over. F%CKING OVER!! Coming Soon: Jaws. ( A reboot that will start a franchise. And a protest. Ba- bye.)

[@brendanforester4601]

The Dark Knight's Friend Genius. Lmao.

[@DeltaBlitzTV]

Jaws 5-10 are Friday the 13th titles. Lol

[@DeltaBlitzTV]

Jaws sequels were unnecessary. To me they never existed because they ruined the story of the original and the novel.

[@water_color]

Coming soon: Jaws (The reboot, this time the shark... is CG.)

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Jaws 38: Jaws Vegas Total Slot-er

[@glowstickofdestiny1290]

I never thought a flying shark with the Batman theme in the background was something I needed in my life before now

[@LadyOnikara]

If only that had that Shark Repellent Bat Spray in these movies.

[@danm3419]

SAME

[@ntcnetwork9934]

Legit that was the scene I just came back to watch!

[@armandotorres8962]

Same

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

It was hilarious

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

3:10 The reason why Indy's dad died regardless of drinking from the grail can be easily explained in a line the Knight said in that movie: "The Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundary, and the price, of immortality." As in anyone who leaves that cave becomes mortal again.

[@molcatz9634]

Except earlier on in the movie they stated the 2 other brothers of the knight lived to an extremely old age. So unless indy's dad died of like a car crash or murder or something he still should have been alive.

[@nikolai1326]

@@molcatz9634 You have to drink it every day, the guy in the cave says his faith was weak on occasion and he would not drink, and the days he didn't drink, he aged.

[@eldermillennial8330]

In "The Last Crusade" you have to drink from the Grail AND stay in the temple in order to live forever. Just a reminder.

[@Amalekites]

Exactly!

[@prof.ravenwood7704]

Thank you! Was about to say! I enjoyed his entertaining critique as always, but gotta say, I'm surprised he didnt know/remember better, the Holy Grail caveat, etc. Also, since when did actors being alive in real life prohibit our ability to have the characters they portray in movies, etc, be dead, or pass on?! I guess they can't convince us Walter Donovan died at the fate of the false grail, because actor Crispin Glover is alive! Lol! Seriously, nostalgia critic. That was not a valid criticism. Just saying!

[@Ddangerdan]

@@prof.ravenwood7704 The one who played Donovan was Julian Glover.

[@prof.ravenwood7704]

@@Ddangerdan Thanks for correcting me. Knew that, but had a brain-fart. Lol!

[@7MukuroRealm]

That's a freaking dumb condition though, even in the movie.

[@murciadoxial8056]

i actually love the idea of a clumsy shark that has a short attention span but is on a path for revenge, that would be hilarious

[@thedarkknightsfriend2005]

That sounds like something that would be in Scary Movie.

[@burningsexuality1540]

Isn’t that kind of like shark tale

[@prof.ravenwood7704]

You're idea is indeed, Hilarious!! Can we fast track this towards getting a studio to greenlight it Asap?!?! Already got my ticket money ready!!! 😊

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

So you mean an evil version of jabber jaw?

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

So a shark with ADHD?

[@TheAzulmagia]

"What the hell are you doing alive?" I love how even the characters are surprised the black guy lived.

[@ErikeAbbegale]

BlueMageDanny well neither of the two black guys survived in Jaws 3-D. Although it’s hard to believe that this guy would survive shark bites that severe and that they would still be able to get him to a hospital being that far out at sea...

[@TheThejayman32]

Apocalypse Phoenix It’s not clear if Kalvin dies since he just swims away.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

Funny you would note that/them stating that, as originally that character did NOT live...but test audiences hated that he died, so they 'fixed' it, adding yet another layer of 'WTF' to this godawful excuse for a film.

[@SuperSwordman1]

@@KarstensCreationsKC To be fair, from the review he does seem like a cool guy. But I get killing him off. I mean, Vengence has to rack up a body count am I right?

[@jamiehartley4218]

@@ErikeAbbegale maybe shark didnt bite down hard enough lol

[@xar9499]

The death is permanent because the shark chose to blow himself up just to end the franchise. May we always remember his sacrifice.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Now if only something could save the Jurassic Park franchise. I think the third movie- Fallen Kingdom have sucked horribly in story telling and characters.

[@MorgothBauglire]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin once the indoraptor realises how many movies there are he just impales himself lol

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

@@MorgothBauglire So he committed suicide in Fallen Kingdom. He saw the future

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

Through the sacrifice you made . We can't believe the price you paid....

[@boomstickcritique902]

Wouldnt count on this being the last one. Eventually somebody some way will find way to make another.

[@Sebastian0899]

holy smokes that was dangerous * has heart attack*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@salvadorrico21]

Sebamatic Studios IKR 😁😁😁😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@triggaj4y]

I spit my smoke out an it bounced off my phone an hit me it the face lol

[@MHW2NW]

Well, the family have a history of delayed emotions disorder (DED).

[@patrickkanas3874]

Oah. Ps that was the sound he made

[@manuel33plyr]

🤣🤣🤣 One of the best moments

[@Bogwedgle]

Hellooo I'm a shark. I make myself blow up so you don't have to.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

You need more likes for this

[@Bogwedgle]

Got here late unfortunately.

[@proxydude6055]

Hehehe 69

[@shack8110]

I deliver laundry.

[@edmontonboy99]

Ah shit

[@Mildnumber4444]

15:06 even funnier when you consider that sharks have no vocal chords and are incapable of producing any sounds of any kind, much less a roar fresh from the stock sounds room.

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

+CarRamrod Sharks don’t roar, dummies!

[@teamvirus6895]

They really had the balls to make the shark roar.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

no they had balls to steal from tom and jerry

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

That’s because sharks don’t roar, dummies!!

[@DaisyAzuras]

Austin Dickerson hard to roar without vocal cords and air to vibrate them.

[@GladVad22]

Team Virus it's not a shark, it's a motherfucking t rex

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

The shark looks so FAKE in this movie. It makes absolutely no sense at all. When the first Jaws came along back in 1975, the shark looked so REAL. They used practical effects. They even used practical effects in this as well. Yes, it’s even worse than the practical effects used in Jaws 3D.

[@1SaG]

Michael Caine on Jaws 4: "I've never seen it, but by all accounts it's terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is quite terrific." Gotta love that man. Oh, and BTW: IIRC, his character was supposed to be a drug-runner. I guess the "laundry"-line was the payoff to a setup that probably got cut from the final movie.

[@Unknown-bq9id]

Actually, he was supposed to be an undercover cop investigating the drug-running, IIRC...

[@anniesay3388]

I guess you could say the sequels really jumped the shark.

[@TheKilroyman]

Well somebody had to say it. :D

[@BugVlogs]

Booooo!!!

[@BCoriginal1]

(As Roger Daltry) YEAHHHHHHHH!

[@14akamaru]

That joke bites.

[@smittyslayer4302]

All I have to say is that the lives happily ever after. Fin.

[@lordmegatron8515]

The family flies away The Shark, "Ha you won't get away that easily!" The Shark launches out of the water. 60's Batman theme song plays while it is flying. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Makes me laugh my ass off every time.

[@solidsnake4214]

Oh my god me too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

best part

[@HEYitzED]

Lmao same

[@WorldWalker128]

And then we got Sharknado

[@crashedfighterproductions]

Jaws: It's just a scratch. Brody: A scratch! Your bloody head's blown off!

[@jazzykingjack2846]

Jaws: it's a flesh wound.

[@trip9845]

Brody: You bit a high voltage power cable!!!! , You caught on fire

[@jazzykingjack2846]

Jaws: that was just a mistake 😅 and it was quite a SHOCKING experience to have.

[@GarglingBlals]

Why did Ellen have flashbacks to when Broady shot the original Jaws? She wasn't there

[@yankenbeanstrum648]

*Insert witty name here* I now have Ken Ham flashbacks.

[@JurassicProductions]

*Insert witty name here * Maybe Brody told her what happened.

[@feralchangeling97]

*Insert witty name here * Magic!

[@iamjjanimates]

Brody Told Here What Happened

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

Sure. Mr. Brody could tell a story. You could really believe you have been there and watch the whole thing in front of you. And he told her that story like 500 times so she really remembered that. At one time Mrs. Brody wished that was her who was blown to pieces so she didnt had to listen to that stupid story again but she got over it and that story stuck in her head in the end.

[@ForgottenDaydreamer]

Rest In Peace Judith Barsi: An amazing actress who died tragically and way too young...

[@whizofdisguise9541]

The kitchen scene when she and Lance Guest mimick each other (a reference to the first movie) was so cute and one of the only decent things of Jaws 4

[@jacksongibbs8998]

That’s putting it lightly. For those who don’t know, Judith Barsi, who plays the little girl in this film and was also the voice of Ducky from The Land Before Time and Ann Marie from All Dogs Go to Heaven was murdered by her father in 1988. He’d been threatening to kill both her and her mother for some time, and in the summer of 1988, he shot and killed both of them before taking his own life. Barsi was 10 years old at her death. Doug mentions in several of his other reviews that the overall quality of Don Bluth’s films dropped in the 90’s, specifically that All Dogs Go to Heaven was the last of Bluth’s great films. It is possible that Barsi’s murder was a contributing factor to this downturn.

[@diegodubber2140]

@@jacksongibbs8998 At least she had time to be in a better movie (Don Bluth's Land Before Time) than this piece of shit. May she rest in peace, she has left way too soon, such as Heather O' Rourke, (the one who played the little girl in Poltergeist) who died at only 12 years old.

[@SuperMoviemaster21]

Yep yep yep! 😔😞😭😩😣😫

[@jamiehartley4218]

@DawkJones92 well her and Michael Caine, who is never an unwelcomed presence in a movie

[@nickcopeland6915]

The first Jaws is one of my favorite movies. Jaws 2 wasn't needed, but it was decent effort. Jaws 3 was stupid. Jaws 4 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[@timothyfogarty5829]

Your completely right except imo, I'd switch 4 and 3. Jaws 3d was the biggest joke of ever seen.

[@saynomore4393]

Jaws 3 is actually a guilty pleasure lol

[@knyte8706]

Pretty much, yeah. I’ll admit I’ve got more than my fair share of guilty pleasures of movies and typically think that it’s stupid to call something so bad that only idiots could like it. But Jaws 3 and 4 are a couple of the ONLY exceptions to that.

[@williamcronshaw5262]

Honestly I'd rate Jaws 4 above Jaws 3d. Jaws 4 is at least unintentionally hilarious, Jaws 3d is both bad and dull.

[@nickcopeland6915]

@@williamcronshaw5262 To each their own.

[@Zakanuva]

8:36 D: _We're gonna need a bigger can of shark repellent, Batman!_

[@millionsknives8850]

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

[@mr.fahrenheit7996]

no its like this : we're gonna need a bigger bat-can of bat-shark repellant, batman!

[@mr.fahrenheit7996]

+bigevilworldwide1 yeah I know the movie is on netflix

[@shootahgun]

the reason the shark exploded when they poked it with a ship was because it was so full of the directors ego. that or they stole one of Michel bays pet sharks

[@mitchellthai3227]

shootahgun look at the uncut version

[@SammyKnight13]

Or because while Jake was underwater, he put a bomb they constructed for the shark so that when Ellen thrust the bow of the boat into the shark, it blew up.

[@xBloodxFangx]

It blew up cause the producers said "We need the shark to explode." The movie was already filmed and done, the ending was suppose to just be that she stabbed the shark with the boat, but once the producers saw that they said "Nah man.. this is a Jaws movie, throw an explosion in there."

[@TheColonelKaijuVT]

" And what shark wouldn’t want revenge against the survivors of the men who killed it?" - Roger Ebert 1987

[@TailsFan369no2]

Some say it’s the Brody’s that were looking for revenge later in the film

[@SoulQueenoD]

Spot on child reaction to death. I had a three year-old nonchalantly tell me her dad died and was in heaven while we were all trying to avoid the topic.

[@waltersimeon387]

Technically it's not the original shark (for the sake of the argument his name will be "Bruce") it's technically Bruce's child. The shark in Jaws 2 is Bruce's mate "Brucette. The​ shark in the 3rd movie is not cannonly related to The Bruce Clan. Hell Bruce Jr. probably never even met Bruce and you expect us to believe it would travel 3000 miles to kill the family just because the police chief killed it's pop?

[@jacksongibbs8998]

That’s where Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo got his name.

[@hecunt3633]

It's probably a joke.

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

Why Don't you call him jaws

[@jamesthomas8645]

Unpopular Opinions no in jaws 2 the shark gets burned by a boat blowing up

[@xBloodxFangx]

@@pridefulnamelesshunter1145 cause his name is Bruce

[@DNAsGhostzHouze]

Best true story I ever read: Guy was at the beach in Mexico with his nephew. A shark came up and bit the kid's arm off. The uncle ran into the water, dragged the shark onto the beach and then cut the shark open and got his nephew's arm out. I don't remember whether they successfully reattached it.

[@JG31392]

I know about that attack. It was a bull shark and yes, the arm was successfully reattached

[@joaogomes9405]

Only way that man could be any more badass was if he tore the shark open with his own hands.

[@SuperSwordman1]

Well according to this movie, he would later die of fear. Seriously though, mega badass

[@beastmaster0934]

Note to self: Don’t fuck with that guy.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Holy seacow!!!😟

[@itayeldad3317]

i think michael caine said about the movie, " i dont remember the plot of jaws 4, but i do remember the hoise it bought me

[@itayeldad3317]

*house

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

Best quote from an actor ever, and explains the careers of Sam Jackson & Nick Cage.

[@steveom5479]

Hahaha you corrected the spelling but I thought you wrote it to be his accent

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

+HitchensImmortal Sam Jackson has been in a lot of good movies

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

Ionlymadethistoleavecoments And a lot of bad ones. Pretty much anything that pays.

[@Tubewings]

3:13; In that film's defense, the Knight did say that the Grail could not pass beyond the Great Seal, meaning that the effect of everlasting life would only last as long as that person did not pass beyond said Great Seal. Since Henry Sr. did so after drinking from the Grail, it makes that sense that he would be dead by the time of Crystal Skull.

[@KombatGod]

Yeah, it's not like he would walk around, living his regular old man's life... for the rest of eternity. Imagine how stupid it would be if they brought up something like that. But either way why killing him off? Sure, you need an excuse to not have him around, but you don't necessairly need one to not have him alive!

[@GriffinPilgrim]

I always figured you had to keep drinking from the Grail to maintain the effect.

[@warbossgrimdakka5401]

+GriffinPilgrim to quote David Mitchell, "so it's immortality that wears off? we all have immortality that wears off, ITS CALLED MORTALITY"

[@davidhintington9235]

+KrossoverGod did you see how old indie was though? it would be dumb for his dad to be alive, not saying that i'm glad the movie exists

[@KombatGod]

Christer wier Er.. about as old as Harrison Ford? And his dad would be as old as Sean Connery?

[@Jo_Jo_Valentín]

"Is the entire eastern seaboard bipolar?!" As someone whos lived there almost my whole life i must say it certainly feels like it sometimes

[@atkelar]

I think the "Oh Sh*t!" line is when Michael Caine realized what movie he signed up for...

[@jeremyzak654]

He didn't give a shit if this movie was bad. It was paying for his new house and he got to spend a week in the Bahamas. IHe thought it was a lovely holiday😂

[@dante_0962]

@@jeremyzak654it was for his mum.

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

I think it was the wife's revenge, not the sharks.

[@WeirdWonderful]

Didn't the novelisation claim the shark could follow them around cause of a voodoo curse or something ?

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

TheApachacha That sounds so deeply silly. I love it.

[@DavesGroovesandCreations]

TheApachacha Yes. Originally, according to the script, the Brody's would have a conflict with a voodoo witch doctor at some point after Sean's death. The witch doctor would use some sort of magic crap on the shark, making it chase the Brodys to the Bahamas. Sounds very dumb and illogical, but that's what actually was gonna happen.

[@WeirdWonderful]

David Allgaier Musician Well at least it'd be an explanation for the shark being able to follow them.

[@melainakiss]

+David Allgaier Musician Oh! That's why at one point the one guy says something to the effect of "Don't believe that voodoo".

[@ComicTropes]

Scheider. Not Schneider.

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Rob Schneider is...a SHARK!

[@lamechain6585]

Ok ComicTropes

[@bobabrown978]

All these sequels are Jaw-dropping

[@padm3lotus]

i sea what you did there.

[@bobabrown978]

Dropping

[@nathanross7448]

+padm3lotus I fish you wouldn't make puns

[@ethantoise4073]

*Jaws plural

[@WickedPhase]

Drawing? How did you fuck that up

[@karlastraight2458]

The scene with a cartoon shark talking, then flying away to the Batman theme was hysterical, I laughed out loud!

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Makes sense I mean Adam west used shark repellent in his tv days

[@hobbitfan8686]

8:29

[@samwhitacre]

15:51 - My reaction to Ariel killing Ursula in The Little Mermaid live action remake

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

It was the most unexpected thing I've seen today, which made me laugh too

[@75aces97]

1987 gave us this, Superman IV, Leonard part 6, Ishtar, and Masters of the Universe. What a year!

[@75aces97]

And Garbage Pail Kids the movie. Yikes! I don't think we went out to many movies that year.

[@The_PokeSaurus]

Wait a second! THE BLACK GUY SURVIVED! :D

[@dictatornoodle]

Now he can join the black guy in jurrasic World The "yay we are the only black survivors in movies"

[@fiercestpond4722]

+Quasiraptor I ship it.

[@TheStupidLama]

he was fake-Jamaican, that doesn't count, ok?

[@moonchild243]

Yah!

[@richieosborn2639]

+Gem Shard what a clod.

[@jameslindsey666]

I would have been more entertained if jaws was hiding around buildings, holding a .38 snub in his fin.

[@DetectiveJones]

+James Lindsey XD I would love to see that as a movie much more than the sequels

[@carlotajimenez7585]

James Lindsey YOU'RE *FIN*ISHED

[@rmkw4291]

So the same actor who delivered awesome lines like; "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" and "Some men just want to watch the world burn" actually said in this stinker "I deliver laundry". What a stupid and hilarious line to make him say.

[@dereknight861]

rmkw4291 actually in the novelization it’s revealed he was a Government agent and he transports Laundered money. Soooo yeah it’s still a sillyass line

[@timrob12]

Here's another plot: The shark returns, get fed up with these unnecessary sequels and goes after Spielberg and he, along with Robert Zemeckis, George Lucas and Peter Jackson tries to destroy the shark, with guest starring roles for Michael J. Fox, Mark Hamill and Elijah Wood all reprising their fictional characters. Oh, and in the end Jaws faces off again Chewy, King Kong and Smaug.

[@dereknight861]

timrob12 wait why punish Spielberg?!? He never WANTED to do a sequel.

[@sethbangard5194]

Derek Night and even then they wouldn't LET him direct the sequel

[@tennellecant1359]

Piercings

[@wire3005]

JAWS 5: THE UNNECESSARY SEQUEL ABOUT THE UNNECESSARY SEQUELS

[@rdphoenix07]

You know, I'd actually pay to see that.

[@tommync2010]

So interesting fact I just watch this review and Jaws revenge is on Netflix right now Netflix has put an altered version on Netflix showing that his friend didn't survive the shark attack and weird and then they just show them phasing-out to the airplane and the shark floating down to the bottom of the ocean with the front of the ship attached to him as he bleeds out weird blows my mind why would Netflix do this

[@ShadowSonic2]

That's the Director's cut

[@geordischmidt]

That is the original ending of the movie. Audiences who saw the movie in its first week of release criticized the ending, so Universal actually called the cast back together (hence, why Michael Caine could not accept his Oscar for "Hannah and Her Sisters" in person) to film the alternate ending. The new ending was tacked on to all reels shipped out to theaters when the film's initial run expanded nationwide. This meant that there were a small number of theaters showing the original ending while other cinemas right down the street showed the altered version.

[@b1rdsh0t80]

Wow talk about run-on sentences

[@craig2196]

@@b1rdsh0t80 It's KZbin not an English essay

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

TBH that ending has *MUCH MORE SENSE* than the Theatrical ending

[@quietside3734]

Find a Brody. Eat a Brody.

[@tristanhartup4936]

Digest a Brody. Excrete a Brody.

[@JoeRossProductions]

@@tristanhartup4936 Adrian Brody

[@MforMovesets]

Seriously though, the Jaws Videogame would be an amazing Jaws movie. The things you are doing there as the shark are insane. E.g. people trap Jaws in a laboratory for research and he floods it. Or he kills everyone at a waterpark, also by flooding the floors, and eating the attractions. It's crazy.

[@AriochStarr]

I don't remember any of that in the NES game. =/

[@k-trashradio5163]

AriochStarr jaws unleashed ps2/xbox look it up

[@kyledowning5013]

I actually played that. There's a giant squid boss fight.

[@halfcarnage6259]

and a Crocodile

[@johndaily3698]

that is jaws 3

[@SentientHoodii]

“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.” -Micheal Caine on Jaws 4

[@devious187]

I remember loving this movie as a kid, and hating it when I saw it again a few years later... Now it falls into the so-bad-its-good category, and that banana boat scene is still epic, and that roar... No words can explain my delirious laughter after hearing a fucking shark roar!

[@alexanderscalzo340]

Not just any roar…it was Jerry’s roar!!!

[@jamiehartley4218]

Bad movie doesnt always mean not enjoyable lol

[@HamzaAnsari1425]

So it's a romantic movie... BUT WITH SHARKS!!

[@DesertEagle093]

Jaws: A Jaws 2: B- Jaws 3: D- Jaws the Revenge: F

[@agsproductions4303]

Jaws 1 jaws dies Jaws 2 I'm not dead Jaws 3 I feel fine Jaws 4 I feel happy

[@joeortiz7734]

I think 4 is better than 3 but only by a little

[@jwnj9716]

No way, you cant be serious.

[@DesertEagle093]

Jw Nj What?

[@joeortiz7734]

The effects in the third one where terrible because of the 3d look they were going for

[@nowloading482]

8:29 caught me off guard. Spit my water everywhere

[@Jordansparte]

I love Doug but I'm gonna be "That guy" and tell you that it's not Roy "Schneider" but rather Roy "Scheider".

[@henith7850]

To be fair, I used to call rod serling rod sterling.

[@thelognerrator]

5:54 This breaks me.

[@derptank3308]

Critic, please do Orca, it’s basically Jaws, but with a Whale! So far there is only ONE proper review on it.

[@brendanforester4601]

Derptank I agree. He should do that.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

No. NOT the same. In Jaws, the shark is not provoked. It just starts munching on people. In ORCA the killer whale is out to get ONE guy (Nolan) who killed his mate and unborn baby on a whaling expedition. The whale forces the hand of the fishing community by wrecking their homes and boats. All the boats but that of the guy who killed his mate and baby so Nolan is forced to face the Orca. Orca 1. Whaler -0

[@sickcxnt9444]

After Jaws 3 and 4 reupload, when'll Sharknado be reuploaded ?

[@GarglingBlals]

There's a sharknado video?!?! I love sharknado!

[@sickcxnt9444]

Annoying Nerd Yeah, the review is awesome, it's a Cinema Snob crossover! You can find it on YT but it's russian subtitled so yeah

[@rayanaich7791]

same

[@ChannelAwesome]

+VikingWarrior HU Sharknado will be back in the next couple of weeks.

[@sickcxnt9444]

+Channel Awesome Yaaay! Thx for the reply

[@dusksentry5836]

i remember when i fought that giant squid a few years ago... good times... ...good lord that was dangerous! *has a heart attack*

[@wd-type9643]

Now THIS is priceless comedy. Amazing work, Doug.

[@MosdrasTheLight]

I love the Monty python references

[@williamhowe1]

I'm not dead!

[@suddenlyfrogs9504]

The Shark slapping dance...

[@GoreyBits]

Just rewatched this silly spectacle earlier today. 🦈

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

On purpose? Were you atoning for something?

[@arcanefury121]

Hello I'm Michael Caine. I remember I had a dream and I was in a cafe and Jaws was there and he would look at me and I would look at him and he'd nod his head and would nod mine

[@arcanefury121]

I remember only half the statement

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

So they were on it together. Jaws faked his own death in that explosion and they both parted ways to seek a better and peaceful life. The end.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Oh and I deliver laundry 😂

[@katiek2615]

Wait! A killer shark that kills people!!!??? INCONCEIVABLE!

[@kennethconklin4140]

Katie TheNinja "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[@benjamintriplett3]

I agree the jaws series should've been two and done

[@GarglingBlals]

One and done

[@Mira_Dunia]

+Annoying Nerd I think for those who want a sequel, the second one isn't bad. It still had Brody's story line (and Brody) and no roaring sharks. Roar row row.

[@tenslastergames8086]

+Erin F That's how I feel. Although I hated the one girl that screamed annoyingly, and way too excessively also.

[@Mira_Dunia]

Tenslaster Games "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Mira_Dunia]

Tenslaster Games AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JS-rk8dl]

15:25 Jerry's Roar vs. Vengeance's Roar!

[@herohunter64]

12:13 "Double rainbow all the way across the sky."

[@herohunter64]

Best part of this video.

[@justicechief5352]

jaws is like the Deadpool of all sharks. she just doesn't die.

[@TyroneDeMarcusWilliams3rd]

Are you assuming the Sharks gender?

[@justicechief5352]

+The Nameless King in 3D they called jaws a she

[@indi-go1868]

+The Nameless King Female sharks are bigger than males (nice SJ warrior joke, I think)

[@tristanhartup4936]

+The Nameless King Sharks need to come from somewhere, don't they?

[@tannerprice2018]

Justice Chief quick! Start feeding her Chimichangas!

[@EmilioReyes_97]

8:20 I'm actually more surprised that the Shark ACTUALLY MANAGED TO SNEAK UP ON THEM. How the fuck did you miss him? HES A FRIKEN SHARK!

[@BatPierrot]

6:52 for all this movies flaws, it think this reaction is actually really on the spot. Sometimes, the weight of a loss just hits you at an unexpected time

[@thelognerrator]

0:25:I'm not dead! 0:44 I feel fine! 1:00 I feel at peace!

[@b1rdsh0t80]

“Is the entire eastern seaboard just full of bipolars?!” Me, who lives on the eastern seaboard: “Yes.”

[@artofmore7197]

I was expecting the Channel Awesome tag to be: "Oh shit!".

[@unholyperiodza5442]

Instead it was Shinji from Evangalion (Screaming)

[@artofmore7197]

+Unholy Periodza Yeah, I was expecting it to be that because the Channel Awesome tags are always a line, scream or sound effect that the critic either complains or go crazy over about during the review. For example: The "Bayynkk accyynts" from the Double Team review or the "Male academia" from the Catwoman one.

[@artofmore7197]

Then again, it could have been Jaws roaring, since the Critic of course made a big deal out of that sounding like Jerry in the review.

[@lechairboi9950]

@@unholyperiodza5442 insert joke about Shinji needing to get in the robot here

[@BobJones-hi8de]

JAWS- A JAWS 2- A- JAWS 3- D- JAWS 4- F

[@weeping_me362]

Bob Jones Jaws 2:C I have no idea why you would give Jaws 2 a A I'd be careful to say it's a B film

[@weeping_me362]

Liam's Lenz Well yeah of course. It being rated a c+ is my opinion. I didn't enjoy it

[@weeping_me362]

Liam's Lenz I didn't say "HEY IF YOU THINK THIS MOIVE IS RATED A B I'LL PUNCH YOUUU!" I wasn't forcing my opinion or judging his I was just stating it

[@thatdude3938]

JAWS- F JAWS 2- F JAWS 3- F JAWS 4- F fuck this movie, fuck this franchise and fuck spielberg. it's just a shark, not a cyberdemon, and first movie has spawned an avalanche of shitty shark movies

[@AustinDickerson2001Tiger]

My ratings: Jaws - 5/5 Jaws 2 - 4/5 Jaws 3D - 0.5/5 Jaws: The Revenge - 0/5

[@FatBatCat]

12:13 Best effing part!

[@horrorhoarder8372]

I remember back when I was a kid watching this in the early 90's and being actually kind of Impressed by some of the attack scenes in this movie! Apart from the dodgy mouth-cam shots in part 3 this is the only jaws film where we actually see the shark chewing on it's victims underwater! Also they obviously tried to make the shark look more realistic by producing an animatronic with more movement in the jaws and snout areas. Unfortunately though they completely failed in this by allowing us to be able to see cables and various other machinery sticking out of the sharks underside in many underwater shots, and this is even more obvious on VHS format​! The other ending is also moderately better, rather than the weird exploding toy shark ending there is another version where Ellen simply rams the shark with the broken mast impaling it, then under the weight of the massive shark stuck upon it, the ship breaks in half Titanic style and the dead shark sinks into the abyss in scene shamelessly​ stolen from the original Jaws! Also Jake doesn't randomly come back from the jaws of the shark in this version! Both versions have that amazing scene where Michael Caine has time to say "oh shit" before shark dodging and out-swimming the giant 40 foot monster back to the boat! It really is the best part of the movie!! lol..

[@samwhitacre]

1:02 - When they make a sequel to Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 5:56 - Holy smokes, that was dangerous. 5:58 - (dies with a heart attack) 13:50 - Winning. 13:51 - Shark Attack! 15:51 - What the hell?! 16:45 - When Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom marks the last movie in the DC Extended Universe (DCEU)

[@Burp_reynolds]

As a kid I loved the movie, but realize as an adult it is terrible. But I still believe the first death is freaking scary and deserves more credit. Anyone else?

[@leestenson6975]

I agree. They were on the right track killing off Sean. It was scary. And it was one of the few nighttime attacks in the whole series. But they fucked the rest of the movie up.

[@21melpomene]

I respect your opinion but actually couldn't help but laugh at Sean's death. The choice to intercut it several times with benign Christmas caroling didn't underscore the horror or sadness of the moment for me but instead threw it completely off.

[@joedirt6609]

Don't care movie is awesome

[@laurahall7681]

You're not alone, I loved that scene as a kid because it scared me. I was hoping someone else could relate lol. It could have been executed MUCH better, but for what it's worth it was a good scene.

[@jayge17]

Yes, as bad as the film is, I saw it at age 7 and to this day, hearing "The First Noel" makes me uncomfortable because of the opening scene

[@Addy0302]

Surprisingly no mention of he fact that the shark only kills two people

[@snakeshippers8333]

Whose ready for Jaws X in space?

[@BCoriginal1]

(Slowly raises hand)

[@ToothnClaw]

@@BCoriginal1 (Gently puts down your hand)

[@ClaudioTV2005]

15:46 What you’re watching it’s the DVD/International theatrical version where the shark blows up. However in the TV airing and the USA premiere version Ellen rammed the shark with Mike's boat, mortally wounding it. The shark then causes the boat to break apart with its death contortions, forcing the people on the boat to jump off to avoid going down with it. American audiences disapproved of this ending. Following this, a different ending was ordered to be shot for foreign distribution in which the shark gets stabbed with the bow sprit and then inexplicably explodes, with Jake being found wounded but alive. Universal used this ending on home media releases. A rumor persisted that the re-shooting of the ending prevented Michael Caine from collecting his Academy Award for Hannah and Her Sisters in person. The re-shot ending reportedly began filming only five days after the film was released in the United States. The new ending was the version released in other Western countries.

[@haileijohnson9267]

I had asked my Mom which Jaws films that she's seen, and she said that she only saw the first two, well THANK GOD, because the first two Jaws films are the only ones that are actually fucking ENJOYABLE! Jaws:A+ Jaws 2:A+ Jaws 3:F Jaws 4:F

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Jaws 2 is a B- at best

[@haileijohnson9267]

@@jacksongibbs8998 I literally made this comment five years ago, but I still stand by what I said, lol. Jaws 2 Is still my favorite one

[@PureCarbon]

*Jaws the remake, coming 2018!*

[@GarglingBlals]

Really?

[@huntergallant5655]

I wouldn't be surprised, all the older movies that are at least halfway decent are being remade now.

[@brandontriplin5447]

+Annoying Nerd can't be worse then the sequels

[@PureCarbon]

Annoying Nerd I hope not.

[@brandontriplin5447]

Pure Carbon want to know something worse the movie avatar the last airbender is getting a sequel

[@Atratzu]

"Did she kick you when you were a guppy?" Hopefully this will be the last Jaw's movie. I just feel like with how nostalgic my generation is it probably will come back again someday.

[@mightykingfish]

you lost me at "Schneider"

[@JJAlexanderDPW]

No, because his name is Roy SCHEIDER. There is no "N" in his last name.

[@mightykingfish]

+Benjamin Gavrin good reference though

[@stepheng8596]

Me too. This guy is such a dumb fuck. I'd love to BITCH SLAP him with an open hand

[@haydentcem]

Man Critic used to be so weird. He thought the shark from Jaws was named “Jaws,” and that the same shark was in every movie

[@anikmonette2140]

You and the film makers ALMOST nailed what usually happens in a funeral. Sure, I don't know how many funerals you attended but people often laugh because not only they remind each other of the good memories but it's often the only time all the family members are all together at the same time... They're happy to see each others. But I have a nuance to point out: when we are at funeral or wake we usually knew ahead of time that the person would die eventually because they were old and ill. When it's an accident, especially horrible ones, the atmosphere is not the same. But I still never saw anyone looking at anyone else like if they were crazy from a nervous laugh... Maybe because my family is understanding or maybe I didn't pay attention well enough but I literally never see it happens.

[@Em_Elizabeth]

Someone I know said that when he heard of his mother's death (he wasn't present), he broke down into maniacal laughter. Grief is strange.

[@loganweaver8251]

1:03 I like how nostalgia critic says “another one” it sounds so funny

[@gracekim1998]

And then Jaws 19 happened to make that reference from back to the future 2 a real thing

[@storiesfromdifferenteras]

Seen it , false advertising 5:38 insulting to his character 5:43 and you're actually 6:43 reactions 7:13 woah 7:28 emotional transitions 8:10 seeing this right people , how is that possible? 13:00 weird line

[@HOWIEIZATION2]

Seeing as his revenge plot wasn't getting him fed he took a break and went to a beach for a quick and easy bite to lift his spirits

[@the_narthex]

Okay, the shark shouting, "I have the poweeeeer!" gave me my best laugh of the day. Thanks for that!

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Lorraine Gary only got the role because she was the wife of Universal's CEO at the time, Sid Sheinberg.

[@2gredvisions8560]

I'm watching this video in captions, and the minute the scene with Jaws roaring happened, it read "Shark roaring (yes really)". As if even the captions acknowledge the absurdity of that scene. XD

[@callsignmaverick3979]

At 8:10 is one of the funniest things ever if you just imagine in your head, "Hello There!".

[@jacksongibbs8998]

GENERAL KENOBI!

[@dariajames6200]

Jake: “We’re working on Christmas Eve”! Mike: “HEY”! Jakes Brain: 👏😨😵‍💫 Jake: “sorry about your bro man”

[@RiverRiley69]

They need bat anti-shark repellent

[@skyslasher2297]

15:50 actually the boat just stabbed jaws he didn't explode in the tv airings

[@samwhitacre]

15:51 - When Ariel kills Ursula in the live action adaptation of The Little Mermaid.

[@fivestarreviews5250]

R.I.P. Judith Barsi was killed by her dad after this film released (the little girl) aged 10

[@Apollo9898LP]

After all, what self-respecting shark wouldn't want to get revenge against the people who killed it? ....three times....

[@dominickimbler6841]

16:08 Did anyone realize that the death of Jaws was from the original and just added different color to look different.

[@parkerfrench2996]

5:56 the timing of this little gag really got me

[@user-cm4op2kz3y]

"Maybe his so intimidating that people start bleeding before they see him" Are you talking about the Shark or Chuck Norris?

[@nightthornkvala94132]

No, Dean Winchester.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

The shark wants to eat men, Chuck Norris wants to put himself in them.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

What about Chuck Norris riding a shark just as big as Jaws.

[@haywardsebastian3713]

Sadly, there’s lore to Jaws. See, the original shark is named Bruce, and the second one from Jaws 2 is named Brucette. Those two conceived a pup named Vengeance, who’s in Jaws 4 and was born when Brucette was electrocuted at the end of Jaws 2. Vengeance, as the name suggests, was trying to get revenge on the Brody family for killing her parents. I hate this lore, but you almost have to admire it. The mom & pup from Jaws 3 are unrelated.

[@filmtheory783]

So bruce started killing people for no reason in-between killings he hooks up with Brucette gets married gets her pregnant divorcés her goes back to killing get blown up then as revenge Brucette starts killing people and gets electrocuted and vengeance wants revenge and jaws 3 is just two random sharks

[@haywardsebastian3713]

@ Well, they’re not random, but everything else is correct.

[@SFK360]

13:36 Ladies & gentlemen, academy award winner Michael Caine!

[@brendanforester4601]

James Jackson That line is still the best part of the movie.

[@03bgood]

Totally lost it when the Shark started wiggling his way through the sunken ship!

[@sspdirect02]

1. At least Jaws 2 was ingestible compared to the latter two sequels. 2. Richard Jeni (God rest his soul) did a funny stand-up routine about this movie. 3. Michael Caine had to skip the Oscars because of this film. He only did for the money that bought him a house. 4. You can thank Howard the Duck for this movie coming to existence as well. 5. It's pronounced "von SEE-doh", dammit!