Jaws: The Revenge - Hilariocity Review

[@DarthCipient]

There should have been a twist ending where it turns out Ellen Brody is actually eating people and the shark is entirely in her mind.

[@courtneydurham8429]

+DarthCipient Oh my god, that would have made that whole mess fucking awesome! Chris Stuckman you must direct an alternate ending that shows this.

[@WobblesandBean]

+DarthCipient Twist: Ellen Brody is Left Shark

[@artvandelay9248]

+DarthCipient And it turns out that the husband didn't die of a heart attack, he was eaten...by Ellen.

[@user-zm8ol1je8r]

Its sad that that sounds like a better movie than what really happened 😂 (also I would 100% watch that )

[@mochiasdessert]

DarthCipient wow that makes sense she can recall the memory from the past by eating ppl....

[@kirkbupkis]

"That shark killed Shaun and it killed your father!" "Dad died of a heart attack!" "He died from fear, fear of that shark!" That has to be the funniest non-comedy dialogue exchange in existence.

[@transivif7634]

''I once had a friend who was in great shape: he used to exercise all the time, he followed a healthy diet, no smoking, no drinking... and then one day, right after leaving the gym, he died...'' ''Heart-attack?'' ''No, he got hit by a truck...''

[@spaceace4387]

So the film wants us to believe that Brody was like: - "Smile you son of a bitch" - Boom, Yeah!!!!!!!!!! Woooooo! - "Open wide, say ahhhhh" - Bzzzzzzz, Zap. Wooooo! - 9 Years Later: "Oh wait, that was dangerous" --> Dies

[@HEYitzED]

Space Ace Nostalgia Critic lmao

[@griselame]

"no, it was totally breast cancer"

[@TensileStrength]

@@transivif7634 Is this from a real movie? Please tell me yes.

[@supastar25]

“I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.” - Michael Caine on Jaws: The Revenge

[@ViddyGaming]

Going to the oscars and receiving his award wouldn't have paid for a house

[@GreezyMPZ]

Lmao dude walked away n built a house LEGEND

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Lmaoooo savage.

[@matildastanford7019]

You really should see it for yourself and make your own mind up about it...... ls still the pinnacle of extreme hilarious dumbest movie to ever be released, but man, you've got to see it.

[@Rugelacharugula]

@@GreezyMPZ For his mum. Even better. Dude is a mensch.

[@Arttective]

"I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR WATER!!" goes to vacation in the bahamas

[@lukedstaten]

if they went to a place like... i dunno, Wisconsin, the movie would be over way too soon.

[@tonyleblanc7302]

Luke Staten a twenty minute movie, in which the last shot would be of the remaining Brody family members driving into Wisconsin, would be better than the actual movie.

[@DrDolan2000]

It makes more sense if you open your mind eye

[@rosemyers2165]

One day, an idea may be proposed to the studio for a JAWS sequel that features a geriatric Ellen Brody being terrorized by a great white shark at a low security Leisure World that has an Olympic size swimming pool.

[@rosemyers2165]

@@lukedstaten No. they would do what the last director did and make the film revolve around all the surrounding melodrama, in this case, it would be a Road Film about their traveling Way up North Wisconsin. With an occasional burst of rubber shark , now cgi most likely, once every 15 minutes or so, as it prowls beneath the ice awaiting the Brody Brood arrival.

[@whiteheart747]

For Jaws 5, we need Liam Neeson as the shark

[@khango6006]

"In Jaws 4, you blew up the shark. Now, the shark blows up YOU!!!" _Best tag line ever

[@whiteheart747]

***** ... I can't explain the emotions I'm feeling right now. They are not good.

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

The Whiteheart Do you have any idea how much money I would pay to see that?

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

The Whiteheart Imagine a movie with Liam Neeson in a bad Shark costume and he runs around shooting a bunch of random people. Landshark: The Resurrection Of Jaws

[@whiteheart747]

Troy Wullbrandt Somebody call Spielberg, we have a hit

[@neilevans8204]

Interviewer: "Have you actually seen Jaws The Revenge?' Michael Caine: "No, but I have seen the house it bought me in Barbados!" FREAKING GOLD!!!

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

In school i had to watch micheal caine talk about acting for the camera. He's weird. He spends 40 minutes talking about eyelashes. At least he has a good house for him to talk about eyelashes in.

[@INeedYouToBreathe]

@@spcsongparodycentral4612 then watch michael caine, morgan freeman and alan arkin video on wired channel. It's hilarious how they fall asleep when he talks and talks and talks

[@kimberlyhaines107]

Sylwia Skolarczyk I still love him though. I remember when “Going Out in Style” - or “Going in Style” as I can’t remember exactly which title is correct - (which I later learned was a remake) came out around my birthday (January can be hit or miss with what they release :/), and so I asked to go see it. I’m so glad I did because on screen they have great chemistry - in my opinion at least. They’re among my favorite actors, and I think I was the only one in their 20s 🤣, everyone else in the theater (including my parents) were senior citizens. And as weird as Michael Caine is, at least he’s up for doing crazy roles - like he was amazing in the first “Kingsmen” movie (still think the movie is better than the comic - though Mark Hamill appears in some sense in both iterations). But I think my mom picked up his autobiography (at least I think Caine wrote it himself, or at least interviewed for it), but no matter what you still kind of love him. He’s like that one family member who occasionally has no filter, and you wonder how many of his stories are true - in a good way. But THANK GOD for those 3 doing that movie together. I think it came out January 2017, and that November I had a (former) friend give me undiagnosed PTSD (as well as no one realizing I had Borderline Personality Disorder), plus I had weight loss surgery that summer before shit went down. So naturally you can’t eat as much, and my anxiety disorder I also have makes it to where I just throw up anything I eat, or can’t eat or sleep at all. Less than a year after my surgery I lost 160 lbs, and was in hospital for 7 weeks (2 of which was the doctors waiting for me to die with a less than a 40% chance survival rate) with liver and then respiratory failure that would have killed me immediately had I not been in a hospital. Thank God I was at a specialist hospital (with rooms better than a lot of hotels, and every patient had a private room and bathroom larger than a lots of peoples’ apartments, with a GIANT flat screen TV to watch cable and movies. I just watched those 3 in “Going Out in Style” probably 5+ times in hospital alone. But now I wish I had known about that interview then - because for those 2 or 2.5 weeks when I was nearly dead - that would have been hilarious to watch. Especially because I hallucinated near constantly for 2+ weeks, and that would have been like some amazing fever dream to distract me from the 4 - 6 machines I was hooked up to. Because my mind made the movie trippier than it already was, and it was magnificent because I think my mind created scenes that weren’t - like the length of the movie constantly changing 🤣. Better than watching the lag in “Frozen” so that the dialogue didn’t match with the characters’ lips in quite a few scenes. I missed that wonderful magic once the hallucinations stopped, and the movie went back to being fairly “normal”...

[@furiousfemmeyazeth3362]

@@kimberlyhaines107 Hehe I'm glad you made it through :3, and I hope you're doing well ^^. But yeah, I do agree I really liked Caine in Kingsmen. That has got to me one of my favourite, over-the-top, absurdist action movies and I loved every moment of it hehe

[@kimberlyhaines107]

Rei of the Amaryllis Eh, I’m okay. I have a back injury that I’ve had for 5 years now that’s just getting worse, and I think it’s messing with a nerve in my back that causes Tourette’s like episodes if the pain gets bad. And none of my family bothered to actually call me on my birthday, and barely any friends did until like 6 o’clock AT NIGHT. So I spent the day crying myself to sleep in bed. So yeah... I remember seeing the movie in theaters, and it was so glorious - and was happy I found the original comic at Barnes and Noble, and boy they hardly resemble each other (I think the movie is better story wise). I still have to watch the sequel, I can’t remember when exactly it came out in theaters - if it was when all that shit was happening to me, or it was before and I just missed it for some reason. I have it on Blu-ray though. And I did see Taron as Elton John in “Rocketman” when it came out in theaters, and honestly he should have been nominated for an Oscar. He did all the singing in the film (and some minor stunt work since they weren’t HUGE stunts), and he and Elton have become best friends having worked on 2 movies together 😆.

[@GB2595]

Michael Cain's "Oh shit" reaction to being attacked by the shark is so amazing.

[@dickterpene8697]

Someone asked him if jaws 4 is any good

[@sharkyy918]

Anna Parker exactly

[@HEYitzED]

One of the funniest movie moments ever.

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

Best part

[@markwalch6065]

Died from the fear of it 🤣. Yeah ok. Surely the 🦈 would die from the fear of Brody dude took out 2 of its family members single handidly. 🦈 Should have known not to fuck with the Brody clan.

[@matthillegas3099]

The Michael Caine reaction made me cry from laughing. "What the fuck is Michael Caine doing in this movie?"

[@robertmcelwaine7024]

His reaction was him realizing what a piece of shit he agreed to star in.

[@mE-zx7pt]

I remember reading an article many years ago about how Michael Caine would agree to star in anything & didn't care too much about scripts.

[@zachhaywood1564]

​@@mE-zx7ptIt was right. He was in a Steven Seagal movie, FFS.

[@cynthiacedillo2950]

The roar that the shark emits is from Tom And Jerry. ....... They used a roar sound effect from a fucking kids cartoon

[@InfernoScorpion14]

Before that it was in the 1970's King Kong.

[@cynthiacedillo2950]

InfernoScorpion14 Tom And Jerry was made in the 50's And 60's, dude.

[@TayDays1128]

Cynthia Cedillo he's talking about a specific episode,though.

[@dominikdomazet2861]

Cynthia Cedillo So you watched Walkers review

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Cynthia Cedillo Apparently you can hear the exact same roar in the first movie, as the shark is sinking after Brody shoots it.

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

Jaws 5: Earth-Shark (A shark that burrows through grounds) Jaws 6: In Space (Self-explanatory) Jaws 7: Afterlife (Martin Brody meets the Shark in Heaven) Jaws 8: Air Shark (A flying shark) Jaws 9: Meeting the X-Men. (Because of its amazing psychic abilities) Jaws 10: Retribution (Little pieces of the shark that was killed comes back and tries to eat the family again) And *please* do hilariocity reviews on Troll 2, Manos: the Hands of Fate, Birdemic, Catwoman, and Superbabies: Baby Genius 2

[@ahums16]

+Emperor Palpatine I laughed harder and longer at this than I should have XD And technically, the beast in Tremors is kind-of an Earth-Shark :3

[@TheDayGhost]

Jaws 11: In Da Hood Jaws 12: Back 2 Da Hood

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

***** Still better than Jaws 4.

[@benhvt14]

+Emperor Palpatine Jaws 13: Barely Legal Jaws of Steel, the Porn Parody

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

Ben Hanna 50 Scales of Grey

[@LobsterPuncher]

Jaws 5: The Shark is now stalking Ellen Brody in her nursing home. He's disguised himself as an orderly. "This time, it's personnel."

[@slicktop2jz855]

Gold.

[@CaptainWaldoe]

There's actually a 5th Jaws movie, it's called Cruel Jaws

[@Axess-sv8nq]

(knocks on nursing home door) 'Candygram!'.....'Package!'..... 'Plumber!'......

[@XalesTardis]

Not gonna lie.......I would watch the shit out of that movie

[@rosemyers2165]

I heard that the next JAWS sequel features Mrs, Brody yet again haunted by the shark via her dreams, like A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: I also heard ..IT BITES!

[@akatheletterj7342]

Jaws 1: one of the greatest movies of all time Jaws 4: dumpster fire that roars like a lion

[@33dbz]

Jaws 2: an alright sequel Jaws 3: not very good with very bad “3D“. But at least it can be unintentional funny at times and is no where near as bad as jaws 4

[@DrRAZI99]

That tells you what a great director spielberg is

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@33dbz I agree, 3D is a stupid fucking movie but still widely entertaining. The Revenge is just awful and boring.

[@nathanslay6342]

Jaws is one of the greatest movies ever

[@babybird871]

I thought all the sequels were awful...

[@Londonlink]

Jaw 2 - sharks don't take things personally 💑 Jaw 4 - now it's personal 🦈 Me - 💀

[@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey]

The shark in jaws 4 was the child of the sharks in jaws 1 and jaws 2, the shark in jaws 3 was the daughter of the shark in jaws 4. It’s hard to explain but in the novel of jaws 2 the shark from jaws 4 came out of the shark from jaws 2 when she was being electricuted so i guess it was personal because his family was dead

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

Its personal to Ellen...

[@dickterpene8697]

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey Still fuckin ridiculous

[@random_meta]

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey lol

[@TheSectric]

@@ZOOWEEMAMA-gb7ey Sharks dont work that way though. Its absolutely stupid.

[@christmasworld6795]

What they need to do for Jaws 5 is have Ellen die a few months after Jaws: The Revenge. They have the funeral and Michael's like "She died of fear." ☠

[@brendanforester4601]

@@cinematastic1814 Exactly.

[@johngalush8790]

how clever

[@cjkalandek996]

I did some research on this movie and when they published a novelization of this movie (yes, that really happened), the novel said the shark was being controlled by a voodoo woman who wanted revenge on the Brody family for some wrong doing they did to her. But the movie cut that out, because they wanted to focus it on the shark. Honestly...there are no words...

[@JBthree24]

Cj Kalandek Alex l’s mom

[@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi]

Just when I thought this couldn’t get any crazier

[@TrackpadProductions]

That's fucking stupid. But it does actually make more sense than the plot of the film. It kind of explains away some of the stupider plotholes and narrative nonsense

[@Abraksas112]

@@TrackpadProductions Isn't it amazing how a silly plot that was cut out would've made way more sense than the final plot? But yeah, it definitely would've explained a lot.

[@kevindavis296]

It's a voodoo MAN not woman. He curses Micheal and then Ellen and Thea which the main hex is controlling the shark to get The Brodies.

[@icdisney1964]

Never forgot that Back to the Future made fun of this movie: Jaws 19, this time it's really, REALLY personal

[@DrDolan2000]

"The shark still looks fake"

[@Howlingburd19]

Back to the Future (1985) came out before Jaws: the Revenge (1987)

[@icdisney1964]

@@Howlingburd19 they actually reference it in part 2, so I probably should have said that 😅

[@mudgatebronn4438]

Kinda ironic since back to the future was also hilariously bad

[@axelnilsson5124]

@@mudgatebronn4438 it’s considered one of the few franchises that doesn’t have bad installments it’s not bad in any sort of way

[@supermovies4625]

Michael Caine's best line: Ahh Shit!!

[@whatshisname3304]

you have no balls either

[@dcarterm8371]

robert smith no u

[@thatguywith1millionsubscri31]

Supermovies yes

[@Marchew1200]

Supermovies i laughed so hard when i saw it

[@Sputz3]

" I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy." W...T...F

[@Tedakin]

The ending with the shark being stabbed and the gobs of blood actually was the theatrical edition, then they changed it on home video. I know this because I'm old enough to have seen Jaws the Revenge in theaters as a kid and I remember being confused when I saw it again on video and the ending was completely different. Mario Van Peebles dies theatrically as well.

[@Joedoriamusic]

This is true

[@floridaturtleark4914]

Yup it us

[@analystzorncasteel3047]

The movie I saw at the theater the shark exploded.

[@theglasgowinformant]

In an interview Michael Caine said he only did this film so he could pay for a holiday home for his mother🤣🤣

[@mrsx7944]

Now it all makes sense.

[@zachhaywood1564]

He's admitted to doing a lot of movies simply for the paycheck, no matter how bad they were.

[@supermovies4625]

It roared like a lion - Chris Stuckmann 2015

[@charlieflint1161]

Are you one of the guys doing this in one of Jeremy Jahns videos?

[@supermovies4625]

No. Why??

[@charlieflint1161]

Lol, because people were doing tons of those comments on one of his videos

[@kimwells4284]

+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau *"It roared like a fucking lion."* ;) haha

[@kimwells4284]

+Remy "Gambit" LeBeau *"It roared like a fucking lion."* ;) haha

[@huwguyver4208]

Jaws 5: Sharks Wiith Frickin' Laser Beams

[@tristanhartup4936]

Attached to their heads

[@RKDriver]

Jaws 5: JawsNado!

[@ambergriffin2512]

Al Pacino wtf

[@pistol71]

😂😂😂

[@spencerdecker5296]

You get it

[@dariushcreates]

Jaws 5 - IN SPACE!!

[@pigster4808]

and takes place during Halloween

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

On Friday the 13th. Yes, Halloween is on the 13th, don't question it.

[@gavinhebert27]

Dariush Asadi lets kickstart this

[@badrequest5596]

already exists. it's called sharknado lmao

[@downwiththethiccness6715]

JAWS V JASON

[@georgealexander141]

From a deleted scene from Jaws 2 - “Sharks don’t roar like lions, chief”

[@axelnilsson5124]

Another deleted scene: sharks don’t have psychic connections with the wife of shark killers

[@xisumavoid]

Love these, please keep on making them :-)

[@MrGetownedLP]

XISUMAAAA

[@TheMoMoBigGC]

is it annoying that every time you make a comment you get OMG XSUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@loganwheaton3065]

Yay, two of my favorite youtubers!

[@tigasanto]

xisumavoid omg! xisuma love you :D

[@Emily232]

u r so amazing i absolutely LOVE ur videos SO much dude also btw wat does uhc stand 4 im not sure : |

[@ricardoroger787]

“Despite his family constantly being attacked by sharks...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RY-fe3rt]

The shark was probably sick of being depicted as a fin in previous films and had its agent demand full on close-up shots in this one. To hell with suspense!

[@scottbrowning4553]

As abysmal as Jaws: The Revenge was, I think it should be saved for future filmmakers; as an example of how NOT to make a movie.

[@AxioProductions]

They took the roaring sound effect from a Tom and Jerry cartoon. True story.

[@richardeastwood160]

Really xD

[@TheSouthsboy14]

Yeh the nostalgia critic also mentioned it

[@henrytownshend1475]

+Tim Jordan Yeah, i remember.

[@dredrums3489]

Yeah.... they did

[@celstacker22]

In truth, the funniest use of this particular sound effect I'd witnessed was in a particularly corny episode of "Knight Rider" where Michael's twin, Garth (also portrayed by multi-talented David Hasselhoff) perishes in the ocean with his killer semi truck. (I'm sure many of you must see that crap now.) My ongoing question, did Garth roar, or was it the *truck*??

[@thejawalord3169]

Jaws 5 should be in space.

[@SurgeAdventure]

+Josh Beatty Sharknado 3 would like to have a word with you pmsl

[@thejawalord3169]

Fine. "Jaws X: ROBOTIC SHARK FROM HELL NOW IN SPACE. "Better?

[@111highgh]

+XJawa LordX Jaws takes Manhattan.

[@thejawalord3169]

Jaws Takes Manhattan will be a prequel taking place in the 30's

[@jasonjoseph6497]

oh my god that's the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@nitpicker9406]

This movie made me root for the shark.

[@supermovies4625]

Lol same

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

I always root for the evil animals: jaws, cujo, the xenomorphs, the quiet place creatures, the cloverfield monster, king kong, godzilla, the birds in bird-demic etc.

[@beckettmaffei]

(A) that has nothing to do with the comment or the video, you're essentially just trying to start conflict. And (B) FUCK no. This movie is a cinematic disaster. The Last Jedi is awesome. Al Pacino, shut up.

[@summer7034]

@@spcsongparodycentral4612 Honesty me too. When it comes to monsters films. I always root for the monster.

[@halaand8190]

@@summer7034 but i am sad when the beautiful girls dies man lol

[@Tymbus]

"This time it's personal" would have made sense if it had been one of the Brody kids who became obsessed with killing the shark and sought revenge for his father's/mother's/brother's death.

[@a.morphous66]

Why are there multiple Jaws movies? I mean, the movie wrapped everything up and we didn’t need any more movies. Maybe a single sequel was ok, but four? That’s just a dumb idea.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's the shark mafia seeking revenge.

[@cookingsauce8274]

Bc money

[@navruk5386]

Replace the 'a' in Jaws with an 'e' and you'll have your answer

[@R-Lee-]

Jews, love, money.

[@craigcode7103]

@@navruk5386 now that's funny!

[@baku5817]

Whose idea was it to make Jaws (a beautiful masterpiece) into a franchise?

[@greg-nt7ue]

Michael Bay

[@arayofhope5203]

Adrian Meza Whose^

[@baku5817]

The Dark Knight :( oh no its the grammar Nazi. I swear it won't happen again.

[@arayofhope5203]

Adrian Meza it's^

[@Clubs_88]

$$$$$$$$$

[@wardedthorn6523]

Jesus Christ your pause after "This specific shark came for him" made the joke about 1000 times funnier! I was about to cry with how hilarious that was!

[@Greggorious123]

I love it when Michael Caine nonchalantly says ‘Ah shit’ when the Shark attacks him. If only Robert Shaw could have had that reaction just before he was killed

[@tdelamont]

Jaws 5: The Super Quest for Revenge. In this movie, Bruce the Shark and Nuclear Man battle it out to see who gets to help Lenny Luthor (John Cryer) outwit Superman (Johnny Knoxville) to become King of Metropolis!

[@Ajhost88]

Your pauses are EVERYTHING. This movie is absolute fun to tear apart and you did it with such great venomous glee.

[@ubifan2522]

Michael Cain’s reaction to the shark is the same reaction that everyone had when this movie advertised

[@jman9936]

"Oh shit"

[@WritingRandR]

If the Jaws franchise has taught me anything it's that sharks are highly explosive

[@shashanklaur507]

Who's Michael Caine? His name is Alfred.

[@TheLegitGamer-sz6kh]

Shashank Laur I seriously hope you're joking

[@arizonaFIREent]

Shashank Laur ummm no his name is Nigel Powers

[@HorrorKid101VampiresLive]

TheLegitGamer 3112 boi, have you ever seen the Dark Knight Trilogy

[@smithfan22]

Michael Gough is my Alfred

[@whatshisname3304]

he s harry palmer

[@celstacker22]

I just had to say that this is one of my absolute favorite reviews from you--you've sequenced each point perfectly, and the flashbacks to Siskel & Ebert's discussions were great. It truly is hilarious how excruciating this film is--the map showing the perfect straight line the shark, possessed of some Lassie-level sonar, traveled to follow the Brodys--a great touch. I get good laughs anytime I see this.

[@greglee1975]

Simple solution, this family should move to Arizona 🤔

[@skullnbonez6808]

The shark would hitch-hike there lol

[@mojosodope45]

Sand sharks

[@unholyperiodza5442]

Tremors

[@simonwells733]

Tremors!!

[@MrGloriousg]

By this time the shark would evolve into a Land Shark like in that old SNL skit.

[@grapeshot]

The shark on Jaws the Revenge is a Sith Lord. That explains everything.

[@SDfan2002]

BLOODY POND LIVES Jaws 4: The Revenge of the Sith

[@MRHEY]

Sith Lords are our speciality

[@krhodes866]

As a child I mistakenly bought all Four!!! Yes All Four( Jaws and Jaws 2 being the best) Jaws films and I watched them all... Multiple times, especially the 4th, I have never been able to live with my self since then

[@krhodes866]

***** we both do... but at least I got the good one!

[@krhodes866]

***** thanks I still watch the 3rd to just laugh

[@handsomejack7298]

I also bought all the jaws movies in the set when I was around 7 or 8 wow I actually liked revenge as a kid I was so wrong at least 1 and 2 are good

[@krhodes866]

Handsome Jack that's all that matters

[@takmaps]

Im sure you can just go back to the past and change that :)

[@spacepotato5524]

Dude, they obviously got back to land because the grandma used her powers to contact a good shark to give them a ride. I'm waiting for them to make a movie that ties them into the DC cinematic Universe because I honestly feel like she could be related to Auquaman somehow.

[@FourForceUniverse]

"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder" 😂😂

[@mooseyman74]

Mig too

[@fluffybunny3178]

maybe he should have been in flash dance instead

[@RY-fe3rt]

😂 haven't we all?!

[@WritingRandR]

The son saying hes been thinking about having sex with an angry welder since he was a child, that just destroyed me. Who writes such a line?! 🤣

[@gefelice]

"It roars like a lion!" that's where I cried laughing. This hilariocity is the funniest one so far and I can't wait until the next one comes out!

[@robertbrunner847]

I like how Chris is 'loosening up' I guess? I don't know he just seems to be having a lot more fun than usual with these kinds of things, its honestly great to see.

[@gefelice]

Robert Brunner exactly. The funniest parts are when Chris honestly cringes

[@Justmyhandle]

gefelice What really doesn't make sense in the original's ending is the death groan the shark gives as it's sinking to the depths (the same sound used during the killer trucker's death in Duel) after its HEAD WAS BLOWN UP.

[@whittynene]

The shark is constipated

[@SquierStrat72]

Look, shark DIDN'T blow up for no reason. Movie was so bad that, after the lion-growling, even the shark just finally said "Fuck it, I'm done, that's it!" and willingly self-destructed.....:)

[@seahorsestopmotions6495]

Movies: First Movie: Great Second Movie: Okay Third Movie: Sucks Fourth Movie: Horrible

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

Jaws 4 is God-Awful. To say it's horrible is an understatement.

[@monosound81]

Agreed

[@willdabeast8509]

Fourth movie: complete and utter dog-shit

[@willdabeast8509]

Fifth movie: so godforsakenly shitty that it doesn’t even exist

[@cookingsauce8274]

First movie: masterpiece*

[@VERMISIMILITUDE]

18:08 “The shark blows up, it blows up for no reason!!!! It blows up…. Oh my God…. 😳😃….” Chris’ delivery here is the best part of his whole reaction to this movie.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@palbo4]

You never reviewed Vampire's Kiss!

[@looonspace5284]

Still waiting...

[@c28baby]

I was going crazy trying to find it!

[@raymondpeters778]

Can you please review vampires kiss

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

palbo4 4 years later and It still hasn't happened

[@AhmedDaYoutuber]

2020 Still Waiting..

[@lizfinkelstein1323]

"The Revenge" wasn't on the characters... It was on the audience.

[@raymondjones7423]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need to get out of this comment section ...my stomach can't take it lol

[@DrDolan2000]

For what? Shitting on Jaws 3D?

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

So true.

[@CDubya.82]

"The shark .... followed them from New York to the Bahamas..................................." #hilarious :)

[@griffinwentz5982]

Carl Wilson Massachusetts actually

[@jorgepagan2605]

NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!! AMITY IS IN NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rowlandbuck2703]

Yes. And made it there in just a few days too,

[@bassliveevil]

@@jorgepagan2605 I was gonna say that as well

[@Nahhmah]

It's not that far...sharks swim farther than that.

[@nigelboakye1492]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when he describes the Roaring of the shark I nearly died

[@MrDayday112]

Great White Sharks can actually look out of the water. There's been many reports of people turning around on surf boards and seeing one of those scary bastards looking at them lol

[@lebronjame2016]

MrDayDay112 really?that's pretty cool!

[@JeromeViolist]

I’m so glad I live in a land locked state.

[@tydyman2003]

I just imagine them saying hey and then go back into the water

[@kittyhawk9707]

bit late for a reply ..but that comment is awesome ..but the image it portrays scares the shit out of me ..urrrgh

[@michaelscaccia1454]

@@kittyhawk9707 look up GWS Spy hopping. That's what happens when they put their heads above water. You could look up breaching as well that's when they fully jump out of water

[@HippieGoddess142]

lol aren't sharks loners? Why would a shark avenge the death of another shark? Smh

[@goofball3158]

+Julian Harden yeah, but not a great white

[@jamesroper4952]

Hippiegoddess142 Actually Great Whites are pretty social during mating season, but the rest of the time they're solitary hunters. Great Whites do swim long distances. Scientists have tagged great white sharks near Australia, and then find those same sharks off the coast of South Africa, or off the American Pacific Coast. However, I have never, ever heard of sharks going on revenge trips across the ocean. Revenge is human concept. Sharks are more concerned with traveling to different places, because of the food in the area, or reproduction. You know, the kind of things that most animals look for.

[@JBthree24]

It’s a movie.

[@frisky_dart7273]

Because an incredibly stupid plot was needed. *LOGIC*

[@Emulous79]

Lone sharks ;)

[@brookejones4889]

"I had to sacrifice myself, it kept coming, there was nothing else we could do..." ...Just fucking move somewhere far away from a beach.

[@MioRaem]

+Brooke Jones But then there would be "Jaws 5" - Back with a Vengeance" where the shark shows up on their farm and cornfield property somewehre in Kansas inside a huge aquarium that a random trucker delivers there because apparently he had a dream that he should do it.

[@Zombieguy1987]

xD the best plot ever

[@colli_wolly]

5:58 His reaction to Michael Caine being in this movie was my exact reaction to Anya Taylor Joy in The Playmobil Movie.

[@sammylane21]

That JAWS "Lion Roar: is/was used A LOT in 1980's cartoons,I recognize it from MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE among other cartoons.

[@bryanketler9354]

Sounds like King Kong.

[@thomaslucock1684]

I remember seeing it come from an original Tom & Jerry episode... coming from Jerry...

[@Zeburaman2005]

Yeah, that roar is the equivalent of the "Wilhelm scream" for monsters and wild animals in movies and cartoons. I am pretty sure I've heard it in a couple of monster movies from the 1960s.

[@chuchan3989]

Sounds like when Jerry roared at rage at Tom for hurting his little nephew in that one Tom and Jerry cartoon.

[@jpsned]

Also used in the TV show "The Munsters" for their pet dragon Spot. 🙂

[@artsyafroqueen]

Was this the last Hilariocity?? No Vampire's Kiss and I'm soooo waiting for that.

[@00Anjie]

RIGHT??!

[@driley5004]

"the guy who would not be afraid of sharks....would be the one who killed 2 already" AhahahahahahhHahh I was highly amused at that comment

[@paulallen8109]

Brody wasn't even afraid of the water anymore. At the end of Jaws when him and Hooper swim the make-shift raft to shore he says:"I used to be afraid of the water, I can't imagine why now." Ergo he faced his own fear of water by defeating this monster shark while at sea. HOW would he die from *fear* ?? Jaws 4 can't get anything right.

[@brendanforester4601]

@@paulallen8109 Exactly right!

[@gilpinsteven]

I've watched this Hilariocity review a few times during quarantine, and it brings me so much joy. So funny how bad this franchise got with Jaws 3 and especially Jaws 4.

[@raymondpeters778]

Am i the only person that finds these hilarocitys rewatchable like all of them

[@spider-manps4]

Raymond peters me too

[@ChelseaAllen420]

You aren’t alone. I rewatch these constantly.

[@karenhall4645]

I rewatch them. Sometimes you just need a good laugh.

[@Andor2022]

Me tooo ..I laugh every time so much 😂😂

[@alb2654]

Same! Jaime French also does the same kind of series, but she does her makeup while she does her reviews. More for chicks, but I highly recommend!

[@Alec.V.]

Still waiting on that Vampire’s Kiss hilariocity review, Chris.

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

Chris must have misfiled it in his to do list. But wait! How could that be??? HE NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING!!!!!! NOT ONCE!!!!!! NOT TIME!!!!!!!

[@DrDolan2000]

So am I

[@tezmard3003]

You have to do it, you have to or I’ll fire you

[@nightthornkvala94132]

I love this guy's dramatic pauses. And I love Jaws: The Revenge. It's wonderfully goofy.

[@geoffkennedy8803]

I actually went with my grandmother to see this in a theater when I was 12. It was the original version that has the shark simply get empaled and sink with half the ship and Mario Van Peebles stays dead. I remember people applauding at the ending 🙄. The best part for me was that we decided to sneak into another theater and see Robocop after that.

[@jefffree69]

Dear Shark, Why u always lion?

[@canadavatar]

He might answer you with a deadly bite...

[@earnthis1]

I loved this movie when I was a kid. The revenge plot was really compelling to me. I must have been their demographic.

[@MrFrost009]

or insane

[@animula6908]

Me too. They had me scared of sharks coming after me in west Texas. In the desert. Because maybe I wronged one that time we went to Florida. Maybe I didn’t even realize I’d wronged it, and now it was on its way to the desert to get me. 😂

[@fredriklind6727]

I guess they... *puts on sunglasses* Jumped the shark!

[@PhantomShadow224]

Yeeeaaaahhhh!! 😎🛥

[@Echoingdolphin]

+Fredrik Lind ba dum chsssssss!

[@alonsoarana5307]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@THEGOFER615]

hahahahaha

[@DariusFrench6273]

🎼We won’t get fooled again 🎼

[@DanielEarl]

Jaws 5 already happened: Sharknado

[@Roarrior.]

Theres jaws 11 (because of sharknado 7)

[@bigtravis6159]

Sharknado is good

[@800Ms-k6n]

Sharknado made Jaws The Revenge look like a masterpiece

[@alexbel8944]

*His shirt is dry.* Chris: "YOU ARE IN A GIANT WATER TANK, JUST THROW SOME WATER ON HIM!" Me: But Chris the shark is in that water.

[@Nanu67-e9j]

😂 yeah good one..

[@alanfalleur6550]

Maybe the shark just rang up some buddy of his in the Bahamas and was like, "Look this bitch is coming down there, I want you to put a cap in her ass alright." They're all friends, right? I mean, how else do they know to keep going after the Brody family.

[@Radarfilms100]

The shark roared like a fucking lion... I don't think we need to look for logic in this shit

[@alanfalleur6550]

RadarFilms But there is no denying the logic: Psychic sharks are the only explanation. I think the roar sounds more like King Kong in the old 70s movies by the way.

[@fluff404]

"This is the fourth movie, they're running out of ideas." *cough* Transformers *cough* *cough*

[@GoreyBits]

Just rewatched this silly spectacle earlier today. 🦈

[@horrorfanandy4647]

God help ye.

[@karenhall4645]

I saw this movie once and tried to watch it again when a Jaws marathon was on one weekend. It sat on my DVR for a month before I decided that I just couldn't do it and deleted it.

[@mrcosmo3973]

Jaws 1 best of all time classics watching the second one

[@JoNa98acm]

You never did Vampire's Kiss

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

It must have been misfiled in Chris's to do list. But wait! How could that be??? HE NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING!!! NOT ONCE!!! NOT ONE TIME!!!

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

still no vampire's kiss review...somehow

[@Goose21]

SPC: SONG PARODY CENTRAL I mean it goes ABCDEFG! HIJKLMNOP Q R S T U V WXY and Z!!!!

[@jennycoyle8204]

Jonathan G. R. Now you’re talking 😂😂😂

[@agostindiaz9725]

Sharks dont have vocal cords!

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

*Sharks don't have lungs.* 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂✌💗

[@Temmie321]

Are we sure?🤔

[@joejitsu034]

This is a common misconception that has arisen from our fear of them. G They are actually very eloquent speakers.

[@eddiedingle767]

Agostin Diaz so, *SHARKS. DON’T. WORK. THAT. WAY!*

[@ashrafhaider598]

@@Temmie321 yes I searched on Google

[@daredevil6145]

I love watching reviews of WORST MOVIES.......but only his.

[@myopia9032]

Vatican Cameos! Try The Cosmonaut Variety Hour! It’s TRULY GREAT

[@JDG-hq8gy]

The search for the worst is worth a look

[@spcsongparodycentral4612]

I love redlettermedia especially SUBURBAN SASQUACH, Rem Lezar, and Surviving edged weapons.

[@noobyegg4859]

The shark sounds like Godzilla but he’s been smoking for a year

[@theedspage]

I'm here for Chris' reactions. "Like a f****** lion!"

[@thatonedude675]

Basically, the entire problem of this movie could've been solved by moving to Kansas?

[@rileyfreeman7122]

You can say that for all the Jaws movies.

[@guardian08527]

+A Little Bit Older Yeah, but then the Sharknado would get them.

[@lostinthegarden79]

Or just staying right where they are, but not going in the ocean.

[@Oceansideca1987]

A Little Bit Older idk bro the shark would probably catch the red eye to Kansas and drop in to say hello . Lmao

[@tomjenkins8151]

Sharks do travel long distances, so they could travel from New York to The Bahamas. But in this case it's stupid and ridiculous.

[@llamaking1977]

really?

[@Darunia_s]

well sharks do travel much longer distances but the bahamas seem like an unlikely place for a shark movie

[@mightybitchy]

The normal script, before they butchered it. Explained why the shark did this. It was a little silly, but made the whole plot plausible.

[@Light-Rock97]

Why did the shark go to the Bahamas?

[@InfernoScorpion14]

You know that throw away line earlier in the review? "Sharks don't hunt people, you can't belive in that voodoo" that line was the only remnant leftover from the earlier scripts and a novelization too. Originally there was some voodoo priest or priestess involved that influenced the shark's actions. Yes, it's stupid, but it's at least slightly less stupid than a random shark going on a revenge quest.

[@Atlantianreborn]

Michael caine was asked "why did you do Jaws the revenge?". He answered "That movie paid for a million pound house in Spain" Nuff said Michael.

[@cosborne06]

There’s like 100 different versions of this story in the comment section

[@AustinBitikofer]

wait you never did vampires kiss

[@mohammadalfuqaha7860]

IKR

[@Missab4000]

Nor has he done Troll 2!

[@Nick94956]

+Missab4000 He has moments from both movies in his intro yet he hasn't reviewed either one

[@Missab4000]

+Nick Kelly I know! He needs to get goin'!

[@vedantbakshi6546]

yeah

[@TboneTenEighties]

Like, a, fucking, lion! lol

[@venicemackay9244]

oh my god it worse than troll 2

[@itfollowsme6565]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@skullkrusher4078]

The shark knew they were going to The Bahamas because he checked with the Brody's travel agent.

[@lucasdavis1964]

15:00; "Oh shit, I'm in Jaws 4!"

[@sbentsen2714]

Oh man these intros never get old. "It's Bouuwwshiit I did nahht hit her, I did nahht. Oh Hi Mark" XDXD

[@thatguyintherain3168]

You got it wrong, for this video, it’s “Oh high shark”.

[@harlequin75]

I never thought a film can score zero on the tomato meter.....but....they did it!!!

[@axelnilsson5124]

There’s a whole bunch that has zero

[@robtech341]

Not only did the shark follow them, but got as quickly as a freaking plane!

[@haroldb1856]

It stowed away on the plane.

[@robtech341]

@@haroldb1856 Ah insider stuff, well done!

[@datsapaddlin]

They would have been back home by the time the Shark made it over there making it even more furious 😂

[@landonwilson1837]

"So we're watching the movie, and things are happening, a- WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

[@L_S_23]

I think Roy made the best choice of his life not to be in Jaws 3 and 4, Rest in Piece Roy

[@Shiirow]

You can call it "Jaws: The Revenge", while I prefer to call is "Jawsons Creek".

[@1f5sda]

XD! Funny!

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brendanforester4601]

😂😂😂

[@markelijio6012]

Very funny!

[@kungfew1396]

Imagine walking into a double feature of this and Battlefield Earth having never heard of either, you would probably have a good case for a lawsuit.

[@willdabeast8509]

Pause at 16:28 You can see the cable powering the shark...

[@cyanidesmile7263]

I think that was the pole the guy was holding?

[@irishjoe2941]

cyanide smile no it’s definitely the power cables it’s two separate lines to the rear end of the shark

[@jordanpeakofficial]

It is often said that acting is just reacting, Michael Caine gives an absolute masterclass in this film when he see’s the shark. It just feels so real that you forget you are watching a movie “Ohhh SHIT!!!” Michael Caine, Jaws 4 1987

[@BillyJango]

Me and my wife watched this film last night. it was on TV. I don't think I have ever seen it before. I remember seeing Jaws 1 and 2 and they were quite good. This film was very entertaining. We were pissing ourselves laughing at it because it is so bad. It is like a comedy.

[@rockinrickyricardo42]

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody fins off" - Michael Caine.