This is way more entertaining than anything on late night these days
@johnsohc2 ай бұрын
True!!
@jessed0308Ай бұрын
i agree
@justayoutuber1906 Жыл бұрын
20+ years later and these still make me laugh. Thanks
@rstevens18362 жыл бұрын
MAN I miss Jay Leno's Headlines back in my grade school days. Every monday night, headlines before I slept when I was a kid, then share them to people the next morning. Memories. :)
@jerrydixon Жыл бұрын
Imagine how many headlines have gone to waste since Jay retired
@Railer61 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me when I was a kid when they were on. The one night a week my parents let me stay up late then right to bed.
@Rbl71322 жыл бұрын
I can only watch a few minutes of this at a time because it's so much comedy it's like overdose main line. This is such pure comedy!
@marymcquaid7291 Жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@tomservo75 Жыл бұрын
It's really too bad that late night "comedians" these days are so horrible. For example I've watched several of these where there are a lot of Clinton jokes, a lot of Bush jokes, but they're all in good fun. Now political "comedy" is used as a platform to just insult anyone you disagree with. Leno was an equal opportunity offender.
@sigsin1 Жыл бұрын
I know. Laughing makes me cough so I can only watch a few minutes.
@reneeorozco-gorelick1324 Жыл бұрын
😅
@tomservo75 Жыл бұрын
You just can't have a bad day when watching these.
@earlosandwich74339 ай бұрын
Some of these headlines make majaw hurt, laughing. 😂
@bruceluber517811 ай бұрын
One of my favorites was medical study shows that infertility can be an inherited trait.
@skyebird39332 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting. My go-to for a good laugh.
@RossIsFine Жыл бұрын
Loved these as a teen back in late 90s
@tarwashsomeonestolemyhandle Жыл бұрын
still watching J and his cars. The ''if your'e singing and people are shooting at you" is funny stuff.
@vindiesel1469 Жыл бұрын
The driver in the Sacramento bank robbery that went through the carwash wasn't dumb, he was just trying to make a clean getaway...😂
@RinJackson Жыл бұрын
.................
@blkmamba318 ай бұрын
His next stop would have been to a laundromat to launder the money had he not been caught……
@JeffreyLawson-dz7ki2 ай бұрын
Awesome observation!!!!😂
@JDsalvo1232 ай бұрын
And laundry his money
@joe8206 Жыл бұрын
I always liked the weddings the best.
@kariepark4837 Жыл бұрын
I miss headlines on Monday nights before bed. Always made the next day better .
@KiKiabout2 жыл бұрын
Excellent... Thank you!
@robadams5799 Жыл бұрын
That very last one about the criminal who turned himself in is another reminder that sometimes, life IS fair.
@valerief1231 Жыл бұрын
His reaction to Beast Implants made me laugh so hard!
@DadBreaks2 жыл бұрын
The salmon line is from the movie Dumb & Dumber.
@johnsohc2 ай бұрын
Jay's the best! Unlike the garbage late night hosts now.
@JDsalvo1233 ай бұрын
I miss the old talk shows
@geoffroi-le-Hook Жыл бұрын
Can I get the picture taken with the chicken dinner?
@earthquake903Ай бұрын
I'm 53 years old. Old enough to remember Johnny and Ed, Jay and Kevin. I'm also old enough to know no one cares whether I have watched The Tonight Show since Jay left.
@jasonsmith83002 жыл бұрын
17:44 So that's where Mike Myers got the idea for that Austin Powers joke.
@ABR11hour Жыл бұрын
1:00 I don’t know why but I can’t help but laugh hard at that school lunch menu
@teresaaitha62564 ай бұрын
Thanks to that menu I call sports drinks “energy fluid” with my son. No one else gets it and they wouldn’t finish it funny if I tried to explain. You just have to see it!
@fredflintstoner5962 жыл бұрын
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?
@colerieger7300 Жыл бұрын
Jay just ignores a grenade is a great gift for your boss or ex-wife.
@lydiaclibon118Ай бұрын
Meet my beast implants: Godzilla and Kong.😂
@stevenherrold59552 жыл бұрын
portable toilet bombed police have nothing go on ..........even though I've seen this 50 times i still laugh every time. if i could i would make a perfect replica android of jay nobody else can make me crack up laughing like jay leno
@Daytona_Mac3 ай бұрын
OMG! Amazon still sells the Cool Pooch drink bottle in 2024!
@RSK-gd2co3 ай бұрын
Great
@axiomist4488 Жыл бұрын
30 years for stealing $300 ??? Guy must have had a hell of a long record !
@VashStarwind2 жыл бұрын
Jay was so funny ha. Also this was before everyone was so sensitive lol.
@VashStarwind2 жыл бұрын
@ What? lol
@lloydz39552 жыл бұрын
Candid Camera Classics - KZbin
@jackdarbyshire58882 жыл бұрын
Trills gum is the best there is up here Canada I've loved it since a little kid and I'm 57 🙂
@michaellinner77722 жыл бұрын
I bet you've got the cleanest teeth in the country 😁
@szqsk82 жыл бұрын
Does it really take like soap? If so, which brand?
@ontariopicker63432 жыл бұрын
@@szqsk8 yes it did taste like soap!
@billolsen4360 Жыл бұрын
@@ontariopicker6343 So did Black Jack gum here in the states. Was supposed to taste like black licorice but didn't make the grade.
@mikeorclem Жыл бұрын
0:10 best headline of all time..//
@jamesslick47902 жыл бұрын
To be fair, The SHURE mic ad COULD be a selling point for "rap battles". Just Sayin'
@jamesslick47902 жыл бұрын
Not ONLY did the guy from King of Prussia set his apartment on fire AFTER he died..He was a SURIVALIST! 🤣💀
@justcurious3119 Жыл бұрын
I liked the Iceland/Vegas discrepancy.
@johnny-becker2 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno really ought to continue this series here on KZbin. Be honest, do you ever watch Jay Leno's Garage? I seen about three dozen episodes but that is it.
@veritastriumphantchurch7762 жыл бұрын
Yes I like Jay Leno's garage. Except the time he went riding around with Biden
@stevenherrold59552 жыл бұрын
i vote yes on that more headlines seafood restaurant fook yue nobody can make me laugh like jay leno
@gspendlove2 жыл бұрын
I could get behind that! We ought to start a petition or write Jay a letter or something!
@veritastriumphantchurch7762 жыл бұрын
@@stevenherrold5955 I loved how he took shots at Olive Garden, and how they were not authentic Italian food. It resonated with me How many comics make original observations like that? Not many
@veritastriumphantchurch7762 жыл бұрын
@@gspendlove Yes Jay I hope you catch this
@heatherwood26642 жыл бұрын
*I like turning himself in for the $3000 reward!*
@kellsinpdx2 жыл бұрын
There is a Jack the Stripper. He was a killer in the 1960s.
@TrevorMoses312 Жыл бұрын
"Buy one booger, get one free.." 😳😝😆😆
@pantherplatformАй бұрын
The man, frustrated, *walked* away...
@robadams57992 жыл бұрын
"You realize that when we get married, Jay Leno will call us the Busch-Grabber wedding, even though your name is Tina Graber?" "Police believe the well-armed survivalist killed himself before setting his apartment on fire." That's some survivalist! "If you're singing and people are SHOOTING at you. . . "
@smadaf Жыл бұрын
24:50. That's normal. That's why there's a long chain.
@rinsedpie3 жыл бұрын
A good laugh
@mikey6214 Жыл бұрын
Gen Z, describe the American flag....
@michaellinner77722 жыл бұрын
The microphone could be used like Wonder Woman's bracelets to deflect bullets. Someone should give some to Yoko Ono, and if you got that reference you must be as old as I am.
@danielkokal88192 жыл бұрын
its too late.... the damage from her singing has already been done unless you were referring to the Dakota,
@angreagach2 ай бұрын
"Jack the Stripper" was not a blooper. This name was used for the perpetrator of the Hammersmith nude murders of 1964 and 1965. The case was never solved. (It was the victims who were stripped nude.)
@majinhiei74 жыл бұрын
21:34 it's called a mirror Jay.
@slimshead81003 жыл бұрын
You can turn your eyes enough to see inside your ear using a mirror? Along with having that deal inside your ear? That’s pretty impressive. Even if you had a couple mirrors, you couldn’t really see inside your ear while using that, or even if you weren’t using it, still can’t see what’s actually inside your ear.
@majinhiei73 жыл бұрын
@@slimshead8100 what can I say I'm an impressive demi-God.
@ellendolber27652 жыл бұрын
I love this, but it's so sad that this is the general population......uneducated .
@Beefer-e4j2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean ? If everyone was “uneducated” this segment would not be funny to the audience. Most people are just fine 😊
@leecowell81652 жыл бұрын
thankfully. Who'd purchase your product?
@collinsnider41792 ай бұрын
Apparently Disney Disease is a rash you get from getting too much sun while walking around...Disney World
@dehydratedwater9806 Жыл бұрын
7:50 it's actually worse, Hebert is pronounced "a bear" So it's the Screw, Abear wedding.
@trevormoses50612 жыл бұрын
1:20 "Buy one buger, get one free" 😂🤢🤮😂😂
@RobertAdams-k7c2 ай бұрын
This video had no sound and sadly for Leno, it was just as good without it.
@claiborneeastjr41292 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched late night TV since Jay and Kevin left. No talent like them on TV anymore. Headlines and the 99-cent store were the best. Current late night TV has no-talent hosts, boring guests, annoying announcers, and are unwatchable.
@PigeunsАй бұрын
Jay didnt get the dumb and dumber reference at 4:35 😂
@ElfHostageАй бұрын
6:18 there really was another murderer named “jack the stripper” a different murderer than jack the ripper.
@jamesmartin728210 ай бұрын
Richie, have you thought about making a compilation of stupid criminal headlines ? Or weird animal ads?
@MrTValleyguy3 ай бұрын
I like Thrills gum
@henryfitzgerald496511 ай бұрын
Seems a bit ironic that the guy posting Jay Leno videos has that last name - Majaw. 🤔
@phoenixfulloflight Жыл бұрын
The gum that tastes like soap.
@sandywheeze35052 ай бұрын
Okay, the last guy got 30 years for robbery, but did he get the $4000? :)
@SimplyTakuma2 жыл бұрын
03:15 _THE SIGN SAID STOP_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 25:10 LMAO
@revinevan87 Жыл бұрын
YUKI = YOO-KEE
@johnrowley37212 жыл бұрын
20:06 However, still not as bad as chewing with your mouth full, I’m guessing!! 😁👍
@dorrisbeseril16362 жыл бұрын
You can’t even see it🤔🤓
@balasmj2 жыл бұрын
11:46 19 year old Gratitude...???
@dhambone8259192 жыл бұрын
He would've been canceled for calling that lovely woman butch
@thomascanfield8571 Жыл бұрын
Only Jay can take such lame jokes and make you laugh anyway
@jakeg31262 жыл бұрын
It would be nice if someone would still do this, but late night tv sucks now. We have this politically correct stuff and almost no one talks about or knows how to talk about basic things like sports and celebrities without the topic coming up
@michaellinner77722 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine old Art Donavan telling his drinking and football stories or Don Rickles?
@jakeg31262 жыл бұрын
@@michaellinner7772 NBC special? No, but I'd like to see outcome.
@Michelles222 Жыл бұрын
That's your opinion. I like Kimmel myself.
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