Jay Leno Headlines June 26, 2006

When I was a teenager, I was a fan of watching Leno on Mondays to see him do the Headlines, showing the absurdities and typos in the printed world. I don't think this specific edition is on YT, but now it is. All rights belong to NBC.

[@brianhill4153]

I watch these headlines to forget today's headlines...

[@MrMark85044]

Amen

[@Mikethecoolguy]

Yep

[@garryjohnson9918]

I loved Monday nights because of headlines on The Tonight Show

[@1970borntorun]

Much better than ass-kissing, immature Jimmy Fallon !!!

[@giannidcenzo]

Me too😊

[@MultiAllstar10]

Me too I love these headlines

[@phyllisarrington7436]

Oh, THANK YOU for the entertainment. I've laughed out loud at some of these headlines.😂 Stuck at home hiding frm Covid and then to top it off; in Nov. I fainted in my bathroom. EMTs found me still unconscious. Spent 3 wks in hosp. Temporarily in wheelchair. Live alone, but KZbin is my companion!

[@scottsteel4230]

Hi Phyllis, I was just watching this at 5:30 am , and saw your comment. I hope your feeling better. Laughter is still the greatest healer that I know of. Take care.😺...✌

[@mg19cal]

The married names ones were always my fave ones

[@TheInkPitOx]

I always hated the weddings because they were too dirty and today sound fake.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Sure, the headlines were funny but it was Jay's wit and the interplay between him and Kevin that was priceless.

[@supposedly1-2]

i agree except if you pay attention the tonight show from its beginning was and is just about boys and their little naughty sex jokes each host did it a little different but its always the same and even the same jokes now that were already done on the shows years ago!

[@enstigatorofficial]

He stole this skit from David Letterman

[@skyebird3933]

This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. 😊

[@duranfanvr882]

Thank you for uploading this, I haven't seen this particular Headlines segment before!!! Much appreciated!

[@JustinEvitable80]

Always love when the wedding names headlines are included.

[@yellowtents]

it was always my ritual in middle school to watch jay's opening monologue and first segment...and try to stay awake for the first guest but i would usually fall asleep for school the next day. it was always my bucket list to be in the audience...and when I was 20 I got to be in the audience in august 2013 for his last season. it was fun and an honor...got to be in the group that walks up to him and shook his hand

[@TheInkPitOx]

"And Robin Williams" Wish it was still possible.

[@CK-eo9uh]

The one with the kids off the street program watching Cheech and Chong was one of the funniest ive ever seen! Thanks.🤣

[@halojimmy7]

I missed these thank you!

[@darrellevans4334]

Turn up the sound!!!

[@claiborneeastjr4129]

Way better than late night TV now. Jay had so much talent. Late night TV is not worth watching anymore since Jay left.

[@stuff4salefromkraigzlist281]

i never got to stay up to watch jay had to work early.catchin up quick 😝👍👴

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno was always funnier and classier than David Letterman.

[@yojoe2059]

These videos are still very great videos!

[@pokerface7840]

Daylong Johnson 😂 must be some kind of super-slow release viagra

[@v.gorski3050]

TYVM for posting this. Loved the stupid bank robber and couldn’t stop laughing at that !!! Funny vid. 👍

[@truthhurts3524]

That bank robber that said he’d come back with a gun, maybe he avoided “armed” robbery?

[@aaronharris6299]

Are we not going to bring up the fact that the beautifully remodeled trailer was $640,000

[@bollyking]

@ 4:48 There is 16 Acres of land that comes with that.

[@chuckdieselkicksdisks2380]

Thanks for the post

[@Cynthia-Landers]

Imagine going through life with a name like Skwieky

[@kathyyoung1774]

Thank you!

[@justinlowney1332]

"it's people"

[@axiomist1076]

Ha! The Squeaky Mattress wedding.

[@supposedly1-2]

lol i haven't heard pushing daisies in forever and yet i just heard it on here and its trending on twitter today 9/5/2020

[@hockeyteeth]

Menlove Box. 🤣

[@ichhasseamerika]

Miss the good old days. Headlines, yet another simple pleasure killed by technology.

[@bryanweis]

Ah a letterman joke hidden there

[@Gman-qm6bv]

LOL, I always loved, "Headlines." Jay does headlines now on, "You Bet Your Life."

[@snoozer998]

1:08 called him soldier =/

[@rodgermorris8307]

Jay Leno was cool, but nobody will come close to the true King of Late Night...Johnny Carson. Rest In Peace Johnny, Thank You for all the laughs. You are deeply missed and Loved❤️❤️

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Roger Morris: Yes, but Jay Leno came close.

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno was funnier and faster than Carson and classier than Letterman.

[@nathankrush3289]

Jay Leno was funnier and faster than Carson and classier than Letterman.

[@PhilTheBrave27]

IT’S PEOPLE!

[@ericsmith8373]

The McSoylent Green Burger.

[@otbmods3548]

this was the day i was born

[@robert1340]

Video starts at 1:13

[@LuisSanchez-xc9ih]

Why do people post their wedding in the paper?

[@canuck_gamer3359]

Leno asked "How do you stay married for 40 years?" Well, he should know because now he's been married for 21! God bless him :)

[@utoobuser101]

I think you meant to say Jay Leno has been married for 41 years!

[@mummra7]

7:50.....nah, i have known about the plastic in the burgers for years now.

[@hilarioloredo4637]

Mr. Leno! Come back to late night! !!!!

[@richstrobel]

7:39 How could they not mention the name of the Reverand at that wedding? The wedding guests must have been telling a lot of jokes.

[@killacornislive3202]

I was 22 years old when this came out. This was a couple years away from SJW PC bullshit, thanks alot ...... TWITTER.

[@claudettes9697]

Mime is cool.

[@Bella-mr4bp]

Damn...bondage ilike

[@MrMkayultra]

Jay is so funny! Is he still alive?

[@johanbrand8601]

He's extremely funny. Yes he's still alive. He's 70 now. Still going strong with Jay Leno's garage.

[@anthonygalea1991]

@@johanbrand8601 He's also frequently on "Las Man Standing" on Fox

[@JasonSmith-vj1de]

2:24 A Christmas Story

[@d.dorough]

The question is...did the bank teller tell him to come back with a gun.. ?🤔

[@kevinbasden9896]

marker 4:11 soilent green.

[@pony053]

Show (excuse me).. like the headlines typos

[@asteverino8569]

😂😂😂

[@johnellis5828]

need to cut out intro.

[@halojimmy7]

I was going to hit likes button but looks like I already lol 😀

[@asianfireflie]

⏳⌛️📡🔋🔌

[@andresperez7476]

38th comment 🚿🛀🔌

[@waynemontpetit8181]

Terrible sound

[@pony053]

I rarely missed a tonight sow. I never watch ANY late night anymore, it's all a political agenda.....Jay got the last laugh...latenight ratings are in the toilet anymore