Jay Mohr Tells Theo Von Chris Farley Stories

Excerpt from Jay Mohr | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #84
Full Episode: bit.ly/TPW84_JayMohr
This Past Weekend's first guest in their new studio, Jay Mohr, tells stories about his time with Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live.
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[@ramiroofaragon9323]

Chris Farley did this stunt so that people would tell stories like this one Jay's telling. It was so f**king worth it. RIP, Chris-we love you, man. ”One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” -Hunter S. Thompson

[@budwhite9781]

Chris Farley would have destroyed Theo's whole podcast set up...upon arrival...

[@rnforstall]

"He was the best beautiful man i ever met."

[@jeffersonjive4871]

This NEEDS to be animated 😂

[@raoulduke8794]

"the windows are rattling from effort " LMFAO one of the funniest lines in a story .

[@keysersoze3804]

Thank u Chris Farley for bringing so many laughs into this world. I will tell my children about u RIP

[@erikhendrickson59]

I've noticed that all the people who knew Chris Farley talk about him the same way. They all tell stories of his hilarity and every single time it's a different story just as funny as the last.

[@sconri2]

Without pause, Theo calls the falling turd a “Detroit dove,” lol... I didn’t catch that until watching this the second time.

[@deeznugs4876]

sconri2 I literally paused it to come comment about that lmao

[@chrissierg]

i paused it and submitted it to urban dictionary... :)

[@lucasalvatore4957]

grizzly deener I liked it bro

[@4Everlast]

The guy works on so many levels, shit's crazy.

[@joeywinters2968]

Bet you'll hear jay use "body Tetris" in his act now 😅

[@Tony777az]

This the type of dude you ask him to tell you a story, then halfway through your like why the fuck did I ask him to tell me this story!

[@dustmart84]

RIP chris. He was one of a kind.

[@TheIgby8776]

Hurts so fuckin good, rip sweet prince

[@tahmkruz3016]

So nice to hear yet another person praise the Great Chris farley props

[@Doriamo]

I didn't realize Jay Mohr was so weird.

[@utopiachild71]

He sounds either drunk or jet lagged to me

[@colt-king1111]

utopiachild71 wtf is jet lag

[@drumboarder1]

@@colt-king1111 When you're behind the plane here and there

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@drumboarder1 when your behind the plane here and there?? Lol jet lagged is when you fly far distances across several time zones and your circadian rhythm gets messed up so you feel fatigued.

[@ogb4205]

@@drumboarder1 what the fuck does that mean? Behind the plan here and there? The fuck?

[@RichieWilliams97]

“I really put it on. I made myself cry...” Yeahhhh okay Jay

[@VividFilmProductions]

When he said “I love you” to Theo that warmed my heart

[@chanbara8683]

I love theo too man so crafty

[@richardrichard4642]

Theo is a funny guy . The stuff he says without trying lol . Theo is the best !

[@deeznugs4876]

“That’s a Detroit Dove right there.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Adam-hi9dh]

Holy shit I spit out my coffee to that😆😆😆. Definitely stealing that

[@auroraborealis13579]

Simply beautiful. These shared stories are a treasure. 💎

[@soundgasms9333]

You put that on SNL and you got yourself an Emmy hahaha

[@damianlopez7630]

May Chris Farley Rest In Good GOD'S Presence.

[@NoWr2Run]

Jay is a great man also, good actor, love the man.

[@Talisman09]

Hahaha, zero likes

[@michaellawrence5387]

@@Talisman09 buddy your playlists are the strokes and Radiohead. You don’t have the right to judge anybody

[@Talisman09]

@@michaellawrence5387 you checkin out my channel, bro? Want me to send you some dirty undies?

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

If Theo is having trouble following your story you got a problem lol

[@typheran1]

How high was jay. He keeps going on unrelated tangents like joe biden.

[@grosebud4554]

@Mentally Awakened boom!

[@sparty54]

Ahhhh shut up dude you’re one of those dummies

[@Madkalibyr]

DiceSlice aren’t we all dummies to someone

[@maxabeles]

You mean Trump, right?

[@strokinbaby965]

@@maxabeles no he said Biden, idiot.

[@smapili]

“There was just ether, stars, comets, precious jewels and gems. And Chris.”

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

Miss farley

[@userman44]

This is the first time a "funny" story about Chris Farley didn't make me laugh.

[@smileandhope3381]

I started watching some Chris Farley clips because of this😭words can’t express how much I miss that man. I was a child watching his movies and he was just the funniest man in the world to me. I really do miss him so much I wish he was still around.

[@jodydavis161]

Chris Farley was the best R.I.P

[@durden2480]

Chris was such a fucking legend

[@RadBonez]

"when he stopped being a zombie... it was heartbreaking" that is like Shakespeare or some shit brah

[@maxabeles]

lmao

[@davesworldmeta]

Well done having Jay on, one of my favourite people of all time

[@Boomer7654]

A Detroit dove? Where the fuck does Theo come up with that shit hahaha

[@jaredvenable9614]

R.I.P.

[@VECTeezy]

Damn Jay, big ups to you for mentioning Mitch Mulaney. That movie he did The Breaks was so damn great. Went WAY too soon. Definitely Rest In Peace ☮️

[@cleech74]

Body Tetris & Detroit Dove. Hilarious

[@YinzerClips]

Omfg "That's a Detroit Dove right there..." I am fucking dead! 4:00

[@joshuajamesmusic]

Theo was really good on MTV Road Rules

[@blindmelon95]

Fuck Starry Night, that's the best painting of all time

[@BuddyLofton]

Story was fire when I heard it on opie and Anthony years ago rip Patrice oneal

[@chrisclausen4093]

Who is Patrice O’Neal? Heard name before but can’t place it with this?

[@BuddyLofton]

Chris Clausen top 5 comic of all time....search him up on KZbin and enjoy bro “Patrice o Neal” elephant in the room

[@mellowhype5033]

Chris Clausen if you’ve watched the office he was Darrell’s friend that worked in the warehouse first couple season. Like the basketball episode

[@bacchanal888]

I never heard of this Patrice as well. I heard my goofy ex wife speaking about him one day.

[@gratefuldoge8598]

Is there a clip where Jay tells his story about chillin with Tracy Morgan‽

[@kylelee3576]

He stole that story from Bert Kreischer

[@thehanukkandor590]

@@kylelee3576 Bert gave him permission stop saying shit without full context fuck lick

[@TheeShastyMcNasty]

Theo von looks like he's related to Farley

[@dalegriffin6768]

I just wish Joey Diaz and Chris Farley could have done comedy together,the 2 funniest men ever

[@timr5185]

That turd Tetris joke was gold

[@poopernagel]

Damn I want that painting.

[@dmtelfireland779]

Wait, he cried and ran home and said it was a joke?

[@duke3250]

And then he got in bed. Makes perfect sense.

[@user-tb1fq5db3o]

Lmao too damn funny

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

"A Detroit dove"...haha

[@stevenbard8026]

this guy gives me weird vibes. i dont know what to compare it to, but its like one of those uncles who never did any diddling, but everybody is still on their toes around him.

[@BareBandSubscription]

Which guy?

[@blazerfan2328]

He ran home after dislocating his shoulder and just climbed in bed after all of that? Lol

[@philiphall9609]

"Detroit Dove"

[@dpellek74]

Mohr is so high

[@Iamjoeberg]

I went looking for this comment

[@unrulysimian3897]

Saw the title. Never clicked so fast.

[@chuckmadden2251]

You know you're in trouble when even Theo Von can't make you funny.

[@ToolforOffice]

The fucks that even mean? Jay is hilarious

[@grekygrek]

Jay mohr looked zonked out on here lol. By zonked i mean strung tf out...possibly in "recovery"

[@papafreshly]

"Stories"? This was ONE really long story lol

[@orion10x10]

It was a shitty story too

[@justawinddown]

Let's hear some stories of him slapping comedians

[@joshnelson2676]

Chris Farley made world better and everyone in it. Chris was an Alpha. He just didn’t know it. Love you C.F

[@AlzataDiMano]

I love video of/about Chris Farley, ever.

[@nocomment1469]

When does tell the stolen Bert story about Tracey Morgan

[@ignorantatheist4258]

Bert's spineless , he gave Jay that joke and when everybody wanted to know why Jay was telling Bert's story's he got all bitchy and acted like Jay took it . Btw both Jay and Bert are hacks anyway

[@DoomTrooperTV]

Who cares. All of Bert's stories are fabricated anyway

[@kwmong21]

I have a feeling the 1st Chris Farley joke was fabricated

[@sparkysjoint1616]

@@DoomTrooperTV yeah, Bert is the annoyingly unfunny tryhard at the party. You just look at him and say "Sure, dude..."

[@drjones8176]

Theo von looks like chris farley

[@erichaynes7502]

Jay has been on some serious junk for quite awhile now WTF?

[@RoccoFirenze]

Mines gizmo!

[@animaysh]

Try watching the the Chris Farley window shit part without looking at the painting in the background of this video. You can't.

[@petemcfeet28]

I've always thought Jay was not appreciated for his obvious talent until I saw this. Dude's kinda fucked up.

[@Klocaine237]

JAY MOORE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE

[@heatherrobertson34]

Detroit dove,,,, pppfffttttt! Hahaha

[@Long_Bottom_Leaf]

How can you trust anything jay mohr says

[@andreshackleton8286]

what makes you say that? genuinely curious

[@Long_Bottom_Leaf]

@@andreshackleton8286 because of the joke theft and plagiarism

[@mikkelhansen2030]

@@andreshackleton8286 Because rogan fanboys go on cyber crusades everytime thumb turnes. Bert Kreisher doesn't like Mohr and he's in rogan gang, so JRE sycophants released from their leashes shit on him

[@michaellawrence5387]

@@mikkelhansen2030 you pretty much nailed it. I can’t believe there’s people who have such a loyalty to some fat guy with an annoying Dolphin laugh who takes off his shirt

[@MrBryan247]

Does Farley pic looklike Theo??

[@overkill7990]

Unpopular opinion but this story is disgusting. It's sad that Farley had no self respect.

[@jro289]

Theo Von IS Chris Farley. In the same way Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. I mean look at that painting, its Theo!!

[@TheRedverb]

"...most beautiful man I ever met" I wonder how he meant that, beautiful in what way.

[@roryjohnston6567]

Seems as though hes using it in the sense of describing their personalities, what kind of temperment and outlook they have on life, how they treat others

[@timidbeauty2355]

@Depends On How You Say It Wtf is your problem? Get A brain. You know what he meant. You non human entity.

[@raycicin1794]

Is Mohr 15 years old, wtf

[@bobcaygeon975]

is this during mohrs adderall days?

[@bobtuly2079]

Jay Mohr is that guy who thinks he tells funny stories but in fact everyone in the room is just waiting for him to finish so they can leave.

[@thehanukkandor590]

no lol

[@mr.themac9956]

Sounds like he was crying cuz he got hurt and Farley was gunna get him , so he started crying and Chris was like r u ok, N he ran off like a girl I mean I can clearly see that from here n I wasn’t even there.

[@thebestofmosdef]

I like Jay Mohr, but I can't believe a word he says after he stole Bert Kreischer's story about hanging out with Tracy Morgan.

[@kennethlauer4735]

Bert Kreischer gave him permission to use that story in his stand up.

[@marcuslamb4462]

I wonder who he stole these stories from

[@artonline01]

The one about the shit zombie I'm sure he stole from your mother

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@artonline01 5 star comeback

[@artonline01]

@@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 Its a real comeback story kinda like that movie with Kim Kardashian

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@artonline01 I understand that reference

[@Daniel.Miranda]

I've only seen this guy Jay in movies... he looks fried and reminds me of Lee syat

[@localcrew]

Probably really happened to Bert Kreisher.

[@michaellawrence5387]

Naw, the story wasn’t about eating cheeseburgers and having an annoying laugh

[@puzzyflapz9718]

5:00 jay mohr dropping n bombs with the hard r on a podcast?? He don’t fully say it but he knows what he’s saying

[@christianfinkbeiner684]

He asked if you were OK when he thought you broke your shoulder and that makes him a beautiful man?

[@christianfinkbeiner684]

@nick pelosi Several people care about me. I broke both of my shoulders in 2004. People asked about them. I didn't think they were beautiful people because they asked. By all accounts, Chris Farley was a beautiful person. But not because he asked about a guy's shoulder.

[@timidbeauty2355]

@@christianfinkbeiner684 You are dumb.

[@robertlargura8]

Detroit dove 😂

[@amritlally1194]

Man, tell me I'm wrong but I don't think this was necessarily the best mate to farley

[@aduncan4930]

I always thought that Jay was a good comedian ... terrible thing about him for the past 10 years is that ALL of his stories (including a Farley story) is about himself. I wish that he would be a bit more humble.

[@zeekot4064]

A Duncan how was this story about himself?

[@thehanukkandor590]

@@zeekot4064 exactly

[@jackmonroe5531]

guy on the left seems like a wannabe Rude Jude

[@adamjames6148]

heard this story a few times already Jay :(. Verbatim. "a-like, dyng, dyng, dyng".

[@PeterJames143]

Theo what are you doing with that guy.

[@johnnycache34]

How about Jay less

[@mikezone1211]

Is Theo possibly Farleys DNA?

[@drumboarder1]

So is Jay into men? The last clip I saw of him was going on about how attractive Norm is

[@smitjimmers144]

Jay Mohr makes Robert Wuhl look like Liev Schriber

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Look out! We’ve got a Dennis Miller for the new millennium, folks!

[@matthewt8214]

Tell some bert kreisher stories jay

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Have you heard the one when a fat, talentless hack takes his shirt off and makes up tall tales about his trip to Russia 25 years ago while his mantits jiggle in the evening air?

[@anthonycava6284]

Theo looks lieChris Farleys skinny cuz from Kansas!

[@nosaj666]

THEO

[@brocksdaddy081910]

After what Jay did to Bert I can’t believe Theo would have him on his podcast

[@josiahrives9280]

YMH

[@TheJkisboss]

Are we sure these stories didn’t happen to Bert instead? 😂

[@matt_gus1935]

YOOO 1st

[@tanjabuchholz5314]

Jay sounds wasted