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Kirby but Grandma is back and ready for the most action she's seen since the 90s
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for the incredible animation!
Thank you to Sacred Faerie and JammyWhammy for the changes!
Thank you to Noteblock for editing this video!
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[@melaniesquires219]

Watching Dan spend a long time trying to find out if he was colorblind only to find out he was a idiot is a joy to watch live

[@Lily8Numbers]

Am I dumb too? It's green right?

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

@@Lily8Numbers its hatsune miku color

[@redhatchet6798]

@@ClodsireBcuzYes i think its blue

[@airiableconditions8192]

It's cyan.

[@redhatchet6798]

@@airiableconditions8192 ture

[@Emeraldym]

I love the concept of a demented grandma who somehow remembers the appearance and name of all 1025 pokemon but nothing else

[@queenofnarnia1011]

that's just the current generation in 60 years lol

[@smiller6986]

@@queenofnarnia1011 imagine a 8 year old grandchild hearing their grandpa and grandma sing the pokē rap

[@Cyrune08]

She's just like me 🥲

[@HauntakuTV]

Millenial grandma

[@NoOne42]

Calling Clawroline pikachu, butterfree, bulbasaur...I don't think she remembers the appearance either 😆

[@dolomite1067]

Failboat's oddly threatening directions in the titles now give me joy instead of unparalleled fear, and I'm glad that this is what I subscribed for.

[@endermouse8094]

YOOOO DID FAILBOAT GET A COMMENT FROM SONIC?????

[@maelanlixy2540]

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[@phlagenjoyer]

Yes

[@Tack-hy5ci]

And then it gets changed like 10 minutes later

[@CoraCreates]

So agreed here.

[@Ezkanohra]

Grandma calling a burger a hot dog has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@Naruto200Man]

I mean what is a burger but a flat hot dog with different condiments...

[@zonlocyborg4011]

Yes

[@goodguygamer4972]

Naruto you are true

[@Hydro_Waterbottle]

@@Naruto200Man that would make it an entirely different thing

[@SHADOWMANDO-wp5es]

Grandma coming back from the dead and immediately being happy go lucky saying “GRANDMA IS READY! :D” was such a digital clock moment

[@SHADOWMANDO-wp5es]

Personally I would count Elfilis as a Moth or Butterfly, but thats just me.

[@cat.tasticblue1455]

digital clock

[@Dreg00n]

no its a wall clock moment

[@Hazel_Heart198]

ah yes, digital clock moment >:D

[@TheCreationOfDread]

"I think this is a wall clock!"

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

I love how easily Failboat's attention can be swayed, it was amazing to see him go from simply playing Kirby one minute to taking random colorblind tests on the internet the next

[@RayDragonM]

ADHD moment

[@clubpenguinfan2010]

me fr

[@williamyeung7789]

Failboat I think you should make more video on this ai you made, I want to see it grow

[@helpme5983]

ADHD gang

[@Z3N_13]

Just like me fr

[@kneekolai]

Its never a bad idea to give grandma the right to bear arms. Also the beginning animations every time is so cute and silly

[@dragonfyre8928]

grandma has bear arms?

[@boilingcold581]

You have bear fists?

[@sloft-70]

@@boilingcold581 bare handed?

[@yaboipktendo]

@@boilingcold581 You have bear fists?

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@dragonfyre8928are you joking or can you just not read?

[@MitoNova583]

"Nice balls; your life is forfeit" - Daniel Failboat, 2023

[@toastr1255]

Fail saying "Nice balls" really caught me off guard

[@giotheunity]

Was this during the live stream or this video?

[@toastr1255]

@@giotheunity 7:34

[@ZcareKrow]

​@@toastr1255digital c**k

[@buddy9848]

@@toastr1255Failboat saying “Nice Balls” threw you off? Not him saying stuff like “We can kill a man!”?

[@CalWhimsical]

grandma's raw ability to name so many pokemon as she sees them is such a digital clock

[@Door227]

I like to imagine this grandmas a huge Pokémon fan with her favorite being shroomish, but knows nothing else about any other video game

[@RayDragonM]

Grandma has waaaay more interest in Pokémon than I currently do at the moment. The burnout on that game for me is real.

[@RayDragonM]

I literally have no interest at all in playing any of the DLC for Scarlet and Violet. IDK man, the characters and story really just don’t scratch the itch in my brain, and as a result battling said characters and having to listening to them rant their whole story at me is BORING. (Toby Fox is a great addition to the soundtrack tho. That’s a plus.)

[@RayDragonM]

Oof, don’t mind my rant hahaha. Had to get that off my chest about Pokémon as a whole. (ALSO FAIL LIKED MY COMMENT??? HELLO?? OMG THANK YOU)

[@sarahmellinger3335]

@@RayDragonM try pokemon uranium it's got a exciting plot

[@supercamborg4218]

@@RayDragonMI burned out on the series halfway through my second game (my second game was Sun, and I should specify I burned out on the main series. I still like spinoffs like Pokémon pinball or mystery dungeon)

[@HauntakuTV]

@@RayDragonM Pokemon is often hit or miss and even the hits have misses and the misses have hits too

[@toys_the_memer]

love how it devolves from trying to shoot the dog with grandma's permission to having to argue if elfilis is a potato sack to the jury XD

[@0mega717]

Evil Failboat be like: “The idea is ludicrously complicated.”

[@diddly_dude]

the idea is playing a video game normally

[@JUMPYCOOL]

“The idea is insane!”

[@AnonCrazyKirbyFanasdahdhdu]

“Showboat”

[@cuppuphead]

oh no not evil failboat D:

[@Kittycat246.]

evil failboat is winplane

[@soradh_]

Using the footage of that episode kirby right back at ya to justify dedede being a star warrier is incredible😭

[@guoyingwang302]

15:36 got me rolling in mid air

[@ellamaylowell]

Grandma’s really excited to show off what her grandson has taught her about that Pokeyman game he likes so much

[@HauntakuTV]

Granny's a little confused, but she has the spirit

[@RayDragonM]

It’s impressive to see how far Dan’s coding has improved since the previous video with Grandma. We’ve really gone a long way, haven’t we? 😄

[@buildermonkey2229]

Failboat getting those massive wall clocks/digital clocks with these ones

[@Edmund-od7mv]

A long way in the wrong direction

[@thejellyjar]

Congratulations Failboat, Grandma, and Failboat's chat! Also thankyou Mom for providing Grandma's vocal chords. What a Wall Clock

[@smeargle518]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5bruh this is the last place you’ll find Jesus

[@smeargle518]

8:52 lil chatty found out they were colour blind

[@cappyshumorchannel6800]

11:57 but dedede is a SUPAH STAH WORRIAH (ok I just watched the rest I didn’t expect that that to actually be brought up)

[@brokenstar017]

That’s a definite digital clock grandma right there, Dan

[@Thiscooldude22]

Seeing the word "hide" while watching horror videos, 100% struck terror into me

[@_1brain.511]

This made me quiver in my boots

[@supercamborg4218]

That’s gotta be scary

[@HauntakuTV]

Just imagine Alexa saying "New video upload from Failboat. Hide."

[@ThunderMouse1999]

@@HauntakuTVyou are not safe. flee for your life.

[@RRVCrinale]

@@HauntakuTVHold on to your butts, folks, Failboat uploaded!

[@CoraCreates]

15:58 is unironically the most hype moment on KZbin, and it’s all because dan’s energy when he says “SWWWIIRLING MASS OF ENERGY!”

[@fox-milessavioroffoxes3782]

0:53 _Sweats nervously_

[@xxcorerozxx9057]

Grandma identify them >:[

[@stuffie5175]

*Sweats even worse*

[@WolfRider2002]

12:17 Failboat was later disbarred after it came to light that the evidence that he presented was proven to be forged

[@thestrikernetwork125]

Grandma may be a sub-par assassin, be she most definitely will become a Pokémon master

[@travisdrakeirlanda2801]

Bro the Fact that Muffin Snakes was a shitpost animator of failboats meme clips and has now been turned into Failboats offical intro animator for anything kirby related just because of the beam attack incident.

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Can I just say that Muffin Snakes has gotten better and better doing these intros

[@FelixDCat_12]

This is easily the best one yet, muffin is incredible

[@pneusur]

13:52 grandma was kind of right, this is the pinacle of evolution, and crab also are the perfect being

[@alanvargas4431]

0:37 UNDERSTOOD *shoots king deedeedee*

[@cooldude8697]

DEEDEEDEE IS DEEDEEDEAD

[@Nathanael60he64]

*DeDeDe has been DeDeDefeated*

[@quantis1280]

Failboat never fails to make the idea be simple.

[@gooost7y]

ASSASIN GRANDMA GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@jameshargrove5319]

Mike: this isn't gonna work?!?! Me: relax were fine. Ai grandma: think this is a tree. Failboat:(shoot 30 trees) Me: see were fine

[@neko7936]

The failboat cope with grandma is hilarious

[@MasterHand2010]

Failboat casually changing the name for scarfy 11:05

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Failboat should make his own wiki

[@TestGuy1WasTaken]

tf is a scarfy I only know Rubber Ducky

[@FabianLuna-z9w]

Bro Nintendo knew what they were doing at 10:26

[@jorodmar69]

i don't get it please explain 🧐

[@spudthefith]

​@@jorodmar69it sounds like a racial slur. /:

[@maxweII_demon]

0:24 hearing dan's voice coming out of the animated kirby seemed strangely fitting

[@I_KnowWhatYouAre]

Ah yes, H I D E

[@Ez562Animation]

hide

[@draxolot4716]

hide

[@Tyler_does_animation_stuff]

Hide

[@ThatFennec-ry7km]

HIDE indeed

[@dillonroberts6956]

This comment will be funny when failboat makes the title not threatening

[@leopardman]

Grandma immediately making the decision on killing Leongar will never not stun me

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

Dan’s Pokemon knowledge got passed on to an AI grandma he made, how oddly on par for Failboat

[@liligatinha29]

13:09 dan really cooked

[@MrPurple_cat]

6:12 grandma probably thought this was the Donkey Kong rabbid.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

She must have played Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle before that video

[@jorodmar69]

this is a thing? 😅 a donkey Kong rabbid? really ?

[@TheCreationOfDread]

@@jorodmar69 Yes because there is an official(or unofficial) crossover of Mario & Rabbids(Games: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle(With Donkey Kong DLC) & Sparks Of Hope)

[@Sansremembersyouregenocides]

@@TheCreationOfDreadit was made by Nintendo so probably official

[@TheDungDefender-z1k]

​RABBID KONG.

[@Hail_Mary1]

10:21 I suddenly feel Jay’s eyes looking intently at Dan here

[@moongirl-d9h]

15:32 middle managers when you're 2 minutes late

[@goldensun1167]

LMAO Underrated comment

[@theendersmirk5851]

Considering Elfilis extremely clearly has antlers I feel like Failboat could've just ran with that answer.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Heck, Deer was pretty close

[@supasunotchi3355]

14:03 AI FLOWER? Surprise cameo in captions.

[@splapro3384]

I love how the idea is always simple yet stupidly funny. Btw does someone know what's the name of the song that sounds at 16:05?

[@kingubae3030]

Halland / Dalarna from SSBU

[@splapro3384]

@@kingubae3030 thanks

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

Grandma might be a little lacking in image recognition these days but she knows a cosmic horror when she sees one

[@lillii9119]

Alternate title: I forced my Pokémon-addict grandma to name Kirby characters

[@SpHyperspeed]

“The idea is simple” every Kirby video ever made by Dan

[@Beegirl12345]

Grandma plays Pokémon

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

1:03 How the hell does Grandma know what a Fennekin is?

[@cydoestry]

7:35 "Nice balls" - Failboat December 17 2023

[@fishcelery4894]

digital "clock"

[@Golem642]

10:55 the way Grandma says "Green creature" had me rolling on the floor

[@arnicite5354]

Imagine being alone in the dark and suddenly, in the distance, you hear a raspy voice say: "I think thats a, v i c t i m."

[@alexcao2825]

Unable to correctly identify simple objects? Wears glasses? Is not to be trusted with lethal weaponry, but still wreaks havoc with a not lethal alternative? Yep, that's Fail's Grandma.

[@SephirothAndino]

“It’s not a shroomish “and “#2 how the hell do you know what a fennekin is” are my favorite failboat quotes. Also, The idea is simple… BEAM ATTACK

[@brawlios2252]

Love how the title like “Hide” are always warnings that are trying to be shown before it gets replaced by the actual title. Deepening the lore. Iceberg even in FailBoat

[@you....................]

*☆*

[@CoraCreates]

He hasn’t yet. 0~0

[@Thatreal_guy]

12:09 how did he trick chat into saying yes? this is obviously a dream sequence of dedede replacing kirby and him being the star warrior from space

[@Mr._inconsistent]

I remember this bootleg king dedede made in the kirby anime

[@Cinnaschticks]

Funny

[@christophersellers1339]

Good point however how would dedede know that Kirby was a star warrior , also the ship in said video is indeed a star. Futher more the phrase super star can be used as a phrase indicating suppirior work so he also could be saying that he is an amazing warrior

[@theawsomecheese9714]

11:46 ain’t no way we saw anime dedede again 💀

[@andreworders7305]

15:57 yes you definitely freaking can, you’ve been naming video game characters this whole time!

[@Cyn_murderdrones-]

13:21 a l p h y s s

[@sugarpop7961]

As someone who watched it live, a lot of moments of Grandma calling things pokemon were left out of the video

[@chrissymckenna9489]

Quick tip: instead of bringing a max tomato for healing, bring a life up in the item slot. Why heal 1 health bar when you can get another health bar and heal both!

[@Delightfullyimpish]

Failboat being gaslit into thinking green was blue by chat is the funniest part of this

[@TheCreationOfDread]

0:25 I love how you VA Kirby in this animation muffin made

[@8bit815]

13:58 bro became the mmmmmmm beep beep beep

[@goldensun1167]

BEST PART HAHA

[@trulyNormalAccount]

Are you a microwave... Because MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP MMMMM BEEP MMMM BEEEP

[@warriorn1ghtmar375]

0:23 by far the best animation done for that small clip

[@matthewboire6843]

Cute fox

[@AtomicGolem]

dog :)

[@Whip_My_Hair]

I love the fact that Failboats titles of videos is probably supposed to cause you to either quiver in fear or prepare for him to go thru pain and both reasons are why he is my favorite KZbinr

[@EvieTheTransEevee]

Ok, but think about how different this video would have been if it was "Pokemon but I can only use Pokemon AI Grandma can recognise". Or would she just start calling the caterpies Glunks?

[@TUBBIE4KING]

Dan:This is just a snowman AI Grandma: This is a Snorlax 7:39

[@TotallyNotEdgar]

0:11 EVERYTHING-

[@KSCK993]

9:40 Ive never seen such a face made in my whole life

[@twildflower]

he's so desperate to just make chat agree with grandma that he tried to gaslight chat into saying stomachs are potato sacks amuse me greatly

[@FlatFish_100]

4:20 I think fail's the one with dementia

[@goldensun1167]

*SWORD HANDLE*

[@Cam-fb6bf]

@@goldensun1167sword hammer?

[@dombomb64]

dementiaaa~

[@1980rosered]

​@@dombomb64 oh great not again

[@IluvPotatoes091]

What happened to her voice?

[@Twster0404]

Wait.... if grandma identified Kirby at 1:16, how is Kirby still alive

[@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_god]

Plot

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Because you can’t kill Kirby

[@Twster0404]

@@Neil-rl4lk Who says >:)

[@cooldude8697]

main character armor

[@Neil-rl4lk]

@@Twster0404failboat

[@TheCreationOfDread]

10:50 Did she have a slight stroke?

[@CrashOzzy1223]

15:12 correct… I know a lot about carbs and blood glucose… I had to, needed to learn because of my Type 1 Diabetes.

[@BooTube5]

"Welcome to my quest to beat kirby with my dimentia ridden grandma backseating me the whole time" _Just another failboat video_ Also 15:06 "Oh look, my message is in the video, cool... waiiiitttt NOTEBLOCK HOW DARE YO-" /j

[@goldensun1167]

Are you mad because the music?

[@dombomb64]

⁠@@goldensun1167 I think it was because of the nerd face. Also, if you didn’t know, the “/j” means they’re joking.

[@unrealkirbo]

14:34 Huh, An Undertale Yellow OST. Man Noteblock must be a fan of that fangame huh am i right guys?

[@kingstonlovely7404]

**ba dum tiss**

[@goldensun1167]

I know this is sarcasm!, but he’s literally in the game

[@kingstonlovely7404]

@@goldensun1167 shhhhhhhhhshshshshush, if you knew it, whydja say it

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

*innocently whistling Best Friends Forever*

[@maldonadoluis3458]

12:02 You know the clip by know.

[@goldensun1167]

Phoenix Wright is awesome?,

[@gabopr1365]

6:32 oh God, I see it now!

[@what-xy4id]

God I love when I get a failboat notification and think that I’m in some simulation and about to get slaughtered by demons.. oh, the joy.

[@n_cgi]

same

[@supercamborg4218]

Are you okay

[@cuppuphead]

no way

[@squiddler7731]

16:26 She overcame her pokemon addiction

[@davidgomeznicolasgome]

10:02 i think is. A *KILL CREATURE*

[@TheSillyCreechur]

KILL CREATURE!!! *[Shoots Waddle Doo]*

[@IsaacRamos-e9j]

Failboat: KILL CREATURE *SHOOTS IT*

[@Xaviert3692]

3:40 She actually said buffalo there.

[@pineapplebro8707]

Yeah but sadly grandma couldn’t change her vote it was to late :( (It’s at 3:37 btw)

[@Lolbitdrangonmaster]

Grandma is a walking talking pokedex. I love it!

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

12:00 mans used propaganda made by DDD to take down DDD. Legendary

[@ianweston310]

Oh my god please don't ever stop making videos with grandma; this is immensely funny.

[@Mrbananananana]

9:23 failboat used revive

[@marilyngonzalez4255]

It's always effective.

[@King_Calcium]

I cant believe grandma was better at killing star warriors than Nightmare's whole army

[@dinndinn-q7s]

Grandma:”I can’t provide the names of characters, even fictional ones” Also grandma naming many Pokémon throughout the video:

[@ChAos-]

Certified Wall Clock video. 16:51

[@janwill1]

It is Also a certified digital clock moment

[@Neil-rl4lk]

certified wall clock moment

[@goldensun1167]

17:00

[@Yipper64]

14:48 that thing dont have a mouth for which to put contents into a hypothetical stomach. Clearly these are advanced single celled organisms that simply absorb nutrients.

[@creepersam3340]

WE SIMPLY MAKE ONE

[@dombomb64]

Elfilin can’t eat ‘cause he ain’t no place to shovel in food!

[@Ledinosour673]

5:11 the egg seal never fails to bring me joy Also *uh, actually its a sea lion, you can see that by da fact it has ears* 🤓

[@TheDungDefender-z1k]

Erm, actually, nobody asked. About the second part. THE FIRST PART OF YOUR COMMENT IS FINE, JUST REMOVE THE SECOND PART!

[@DylanJames-s6e]

"I think this is a Ŝ̶̲̖̻͍̣͋̈̔̋T̸̡͍̘̰̜̱͚̥͕̲̲̪͌̊̎̈́͊͋͗́Á̷͔͖̤̞̾̕Ṛ̸̼̯̟̼̹̬͖̿͋̑̚fruit"

[@rhysmacgregor-mason3624]

Does anyone know the name of the music at 12:36? Thanks

[@ic0nic707]

Attack of the Killer Queen from Deltarune Chapter 2.

[@ic0nic707]

@@Lime-Sprunki that’s not the name..

[@RKMCHere]

@@Lime-Sprunki Average Danno fan

[@HenryPlays923]

Attack of the killer queen chapter 2 deltarune

[@goldensun1167]

@@ic0nic707yup

[@z_alexolotl]

i love one word lowercase failboat video titles because i always feel so threatened

[@cyanity1017]

1:45 i dont even know what kind of glitch has to happen for the ai voice to just suddenly do that-

[@boihenrich8727]

Grandma is a man.

[@rastathebanana]

grandma became grandpa for a moment

[@djsmashbal]

For neutral special grandma wields a gun, but is very bad at seeing the target.

[@user-sethieboi]

Grandmas guesses: 15%:toy ver 15%:blue ver 70%:Pokémon

[@MothcatAsh]

13:45 I'd call it an antelope rabbit demon thing I think an antelope rabbit is a jackalope though I suppose elfilin is more of a mouse, huh oh well