The Most HILARIOUS Splatoon 3 Mod...

[@AgentPeebles]

I think the best part is when the mod creator adds in their own input, yet it still sounds perfectly fine as gibberish or a real sentence

[@alex_schmalex_]

would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games

[@SuperJman1111]

“This translation was actually so offensive I needed to delete it and”

[@VibeDPyro]

I have a growing suspicion none of the text was translated, and all the ramblings of the insane creator

[@SuperJman1111]

@@VibeDPyro Honestly sounds like something I’d do if I had the ability to mod

[@dustin202]

Sounds like they did some translation given the german

[@errortrossity]

As a Splatoon player, I can indeed confirm that the octo-sniper did indeed have L rizz.

[@fluffywhompus]

-L rizz

[@curiouscreator8806]

and immediately after... *"Satan."* - Marie 2023

[@Olivertheolive]

@@fluffywhompus I love how that there’s a translate to English button next to you text and it translates to L rice 😂

[@Choomba-j8u]

@@Olivertheolive cause "riz" is french for rice

[@Olivertheolive]

Ok…..

[@volcanic-ash-disease]

Still unacceptable that this mod says big man has pants, I will never recover

[@michaeltansi6422]

Hehe

[@dynamo-g]

You want a naked manta ray?

[@RyanMariners]

Let alone piss them. (Shiver as well! 😂)

[@Sanitized-Agent-8]

BIG MAN IS NOT A BELIEVER OF PANTS :((((

[@breadcrust6585]

how does he even put those on 😭

[@Asillyfella21]

15:38 Marie really said the victorian version of “let him cook”

[@SophiaScragg-hz3mm]

Mr White we need to cook!

[@curiouscreator8806]

*light it with food.*

[@OriginalGameteer]

That's our Step 2 for you

[@EandMcreatez]

​​@@SophiaScragg-hz3mm MR. WHITE I have not watched breaking bad.

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@EandMcreatez MR WHITE WE NEED TO COOK A BAD THAT BROKE or something i havent watched breaking bad either

[@switch_blade5898]

6:40 callie roughly says "Nothing is more important than that! The song is good but I perfer this mix. where is this freedom?" completely incomprehensible thanks callie edit: 7:35 she says "Will the event continue on the street?" i think she's going feral

[@lunathecatuwu4929]

i can speak german to

[@DisassemblyDrone5260]

I’m learning how to speak German.

[@reddragonprincess]

I'm German

[@Fuzzy8804]

DU BISȚ NICHTS WERT- the holy words of jaymoji

[@raphaelunger3057]

​@@reddragonprincessIch auch

[@lostkinnn]

considering the news dialogue about how Shiver's parents didn't want her riding a bike because it was dangerous for OTHER PEOPLE, that "Vehicular Manslaughter!" at the end might just be canon lol

[@bessieburnet9816]

I like to believe Shiver has killed a man, but I would have thought poison would be her preferred method.

[@Mo0n_LighT965]

@@bessieburnet9816maybe she likes to do both when she feels silly

[@MG_Ketchum09]

Love to see Schlatt’s unlimited bacon but no games joke was able to make itself through into this video

[@leaf_the._legend354]

Schlatt x jaymojji crossover when??

[@MG_Ketchum09]

@@leaf_the._legend354 fr

[@skoosif]

i was literally wheezing when i saw that part lmao

[@DawnOfWonder868]

Yessss I was so happy when I saw that

[@ajfreemont]

jschlatt x jaymoji Collab plzzzz

[@tomodaphne]

11:20 I kinda want to know what the bot said that was so offensive that the mod maker omitted it. Can’t wait for the Failboat sequel!

[@Electrickster-lq2gh]

FRYE SAYS THE N WORD NOT CLICKBAIT 100% REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Aki-ChanLivesOn]

Tell me about it 😂

[@Furbzryt]

Probably a slur or something.

[@six_buck_dlc]

the second f word

[@elliot_rat]

​@@six_buck_dlcfrick

[@MasterV26]

6:14 there’s no way that the “unlimited bacon, but no games” thing JSchlatt made popular got in without the mod maker putting it in. I refuse to believe that came from google translate

[@asterion5145]

6:20 the fact that you can never tell whether the text is the authour or just a translation is great Always throw you an un-excepted curveball, or in this case, sandwich.

[@flippinfloppin]

A bat to the knees, if you will

[@FaolanKun]

@@flippinfloppinIt was Ted Nivison

[@FaolanKun]

A pipe bomb to blow up a silly slime guy if you may

[@myarmsrgone]

It's so wild that "Step 2" would ask such a deep "and" meaningful "question"

[@liammaloney6637]

This timestamp is a schlatt reference

[@DisassemblyDrone5260]

Here’s the translation to what Callie said. “Nothing is more important than that! The song is good, but I prefer this mix. Where is this freedom?” 6:40

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Callie talks about music and then questions where the freedom went

[@fifiLOLZ_23]

．．．．．．．．．．．．．ａｋｋａｉｍａｎｎｉａ．？

[@GamingGreen21]

​@@HazelbazelwastakenJust like how the Calamari Inkantation didn’t let the Octolings who heard it choose what to think of their home

[@01Koi_the_Pirate_Fish01]

@@GamingGreen21good job, very English, gold star

[@knlili3235]

12:55 “that was a weird game” says while playing a game where you need to fight hairy octarians, where a bear launches into space to make everyone else hairy.

[@Localcatgirl_]

Don’t forget he wants to make them all furry via FURRY OOZE

[@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec]

And the fact that a humanoid squid/octopus (depending on your character) travels to space via Sharknado, and also a common theory that Octosniper got L rizz.

[@janwill1]

@@Localcatgirl_POV: every single furry infection game ever

[@rebekahmokool4759]

technically, he never said that this game *wasn’t* weird 😅

[@atsukana1704]

Hairy tentacle cutoffs that gained sentience but have been mind controlled by fuzzy goop.

[@xraenon1664]

I never thought that anything could top the Breath of the Wild chat mod, but, uhh…. Here we are I guess. Edit: I don’t know why but Callie suddenly slipping into German just seems normal considering how unhinged she is normally.

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

Nothing will top Sidon yelling "CRINGE"

[@SuperJman1111]

@@garfieldunderpants9914Other than Shiver saying “among us”

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@garfieldunderpants9914 Idk, I think that one bit about a chicken sandwich is better

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

No it still doesn’t top that masterpiece lmaooo

[@ConvenientlyShapedUsername]

@@garfieldunderpants9914TRUE

[@xanyrr]

17:48 shiver looking like shes actually praying to god in this is sending me 😭😭😭

[@crybabybf1990]

That made it even better

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Shiver: Ugh! (GOD HAS POWER!)

[@gabrielalvesrangon]

*Master Mega resurects Shiver: It is a MIRACLE!!

[@PichuBro8]

That starting plotline of Cuttlefish lamenting his break up to Octovio's Confession to the Fuck You last words is getting to me so personally

[@Oat_meal_YT]

9:41 OK this part, THIS PART, OH MY LORD, I question where did my soul go, it went away from how hard I laughed. "Honda Accord?"

[@janwill1]

“Honda Accord?” *Despite* *2023*

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

The energy of these videos are like: "Humanity as a who is losing it, enjoy life while we can" Then Meme material like "Honda Accord?" L O L

[@aidanaylward9237]

👈Honda Accord?

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Turn this into a Splatoon meme and post it to around the world so it can be in the TV Tropes just like AITale from CiblesGD

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

In other words: Ay! I pissed my pants!

[@nemohegdehog8944]

6:33 Marie finally admitting it. XD This is freaking hilarious. I've never read such a bizarre love story with poetic dialogue...while every character sounds like they've gone insane. Ha

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

That or they’re high on drugs

[@GamingGreen21]

12:38

[@citruslllad]

3:07 he's not confused, he's the ex that cuttlefish is trying to get over

[@k0nP31to_sw34t]

ngl he wanted to date again.😭..--

[@GamingGreen21]

​@@k0nP31to_sw34tHe may have better luck here 12:38

[@PaleDays]

Ah yes, America 3. The classic game where you have to find out where your father went after dropping into supposedly Japan.

[@Glamrock-Sakura]

"this is not violence this is news" I mean... She's kinda right 💀

[@mateostefancic4015]

yeah 😂😂😂😂😂 i know this is mode but kinda looks like Splatoon 3 , 18+ 😂😂😂

[@Irish_Enderman]

6:13 there is no way that google translate gave that, the mod developer definitely added it in themselves

[@JudahRR]

Yeah

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Is that Jschlatt quote?

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@luigipowdemo6458 it is yes, I'm not sure where he originally got it from though

[@JudahRR]

@@luigipowdemo6458 yes

[@fibsh546]

Marie saying "getting on my fucking nerves" is the most in character thing she's ever said

[@IvanDaOneAndOnly]

10:00-10:10 I’m glad they shared that with us. Such valuable information

[@kaitlando636]

😂

[@nintendonoko2954]

This was the most random and spontaneously politically charged mod ever... Definitely need more

[@1unar_eclipse]

> politically charged AI Undertale:

[@commanderruby901]

@@1unar_eclipseoh no

[@LDawg_]

the person who made it has a youtube channel called DesperBamboo, hes almost at 1k so hopefully he'll make more once he gets to 1k

[@Jaegerspielt]

6:13 I can't believe that schlatt and his ultimate question are now canon in the splatoon universe.

[@wolfythereject]

"this translation says something so incredibly offensive I had to delete it" what did it say?! 😭💀

[@I_heart_deltarune_123_E]

It was probably something like step 1 saying the n word and a buncha racist stuff..

[@EVILSoapMan]

I have a lot of guesses imo Something homophobic Something racist Something about 9/11 I could go on but

[@yoursnatchedweave641]

@@EVILSoapManthat's not that bad

[@VenetusAlpha]

As I hear, the guy who made this said something about it insulting a religion.

[@ItsFoxPlays3]

​@@I_heart_deltarune_123_E LEMON DEMON FAN FOUND!

[@ZeraAxon]

18:51 Failboat will be there?! Oh hell yeah, both Jay and Fail are an amazing yet dangerous combination 😂

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Can't wait.

[@Dirtsword888]

Same here

[@khatj_]

10:40 “Octopus sniper got L rizz” THIS AI IS CRAZY 💀

[@janwill1]

thats probably the creator adding some stuff and it’s funny

[@theautismrizzler]

This wasn’t an AI 😭😭

[@jasruss989]

16:32 adom lanfmad sounds like a name that would be given to a pikmin boss 😂

[@Catgirlwalmart]

Armored mawlad

[@Nintenguin]

Deep Cut and ORCA had the best lines imo. That was hilarious and so random.

[@a-aggron3905]

At 10:00 if you read everything, you might aswel get: ' In other words. Ay! I pissed my pants'.😂😂😂

[@mateostefancic4015]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hollsssssss]

The fact that the crater is called “Open your mouth please.” caught me off guard lmfao

[@lays5277]

13:28 My favorite part of splatoon 3 was when orca doxxed the supreme court actually

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

You mean and?

[@lays5277]

@@KingdomKey-ik4xk ???

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Jay's BotW text replacement mod videos are legitimately my favorite video series ever, so it makes me happier than words to express to see him do another text replacement mod for Splatoon 3 And this is just as hilarious as the BotW mod videos, there was not a single minute throughout this video where I wasn't laughing _insanely_ hard! I *CANNOT* wait for the second part, I have no doubt that having Failboat along with you will somehow make it even more hilarious!!

[@MONETDAMIMIC]

10:06 I didn’t know that big man wears any pants

[@gabrielalvesrangon]

Shiver: no one asked *B U T*

[@aydanrizqy7039]

Invisible pants💀💀💀

[@yeeteducation]

7:36 that translate to “the event will continue on the street”

[@1eloe71]

Will the event continue on the street?

[@crybabybf1990]

Street sisters

[@nicothiel1709]

​​@@1eloe71 thats what it actully said

[@joaobiaziolli8415]

​Instead of Splat they Squirt​@@crybabybf1990

[@化けの花]

i genuinely almost suffocated while watching this video from laughter. i love google translate mods so much, and not to mention the fact that this came out on my birthday, too!

[@Kitty294_]

Happy belated birthday 🎉

[@化けの花]

@@Kitty294_ thank you dude!!

[@MCisAwesome95]

The botw chat mod is one of my favorite things on the planet, so I am so unbelievably glad something similar was made for splatoon

[@ajfreemont]

9:36 fave quote "Ah! (Be an adult at home!)" - Big Man

[@randomname.4032]

His name is In Other Words

[@lialavender64]

He’s probably referring to pearl and marina in side order💀

[@flagmanjames]

You know what mod would be great? If someone did a direct translation of the Japanese dialogue to English because I always wonder what Splatoon 3 directly translated would sound like. Great video. It was funny

[@springfaux6991]

Eh the dialogue would probably be similar due to the fact those two languages are the main ones for splatoon

[@Fridgemasters]

Splatoon 3’s translators tend to “americanize” it and make it a lot more silly than it actually is, so seeing a full game with more normal dialogue would be interesting. Rassicas does a lot of translating in regards to Splatoon, i recommend checking out their stuff

[@thelanktheist2626]

I checked in with someone, basically almost all the dialogue in Splatoon 3 is the same except the ones where maybe Cuttlefish talks about Octarians and some puns that would lose their context when directly translated over. They tried to add a direct translation but the dialogue was so similar they didn’t find a point. It’s just as fun.

[@springfaux6991]

Yeah splatoon fully translated would be far more serious than in America due to how much more you can get away with age rating wise in japan

[@iz2zy]

fun fact painbrush in Japanese directly translated to English is Vincent

[@Thischannelbedead227]

17:28 Whoa shiver you almost took a chance there

[@genixlefrench9763]

15:13 dude i cant stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@crabtank]

16:23 no birds, they're still in failboat's ass

[@silversjunkpile]

Now for the collab we always wanted: Jay and Mayro

[@JackedSchoomves]

I would love to see Jay play one if Mayro’s AI/Google translate mods at some point.

[@necromancedkoatle]

Jayro

[@hirahiro2331]

14:52 the silence 😂

[@r0b0t_j0n3z]

There's actual tears running down my face oh my god it's so funny and I don't know why

[@Iristallite]

"This is not violence. This is news." I'm stealing that quote

[@smexydeer1820]

Desper's got a way with modding, glad to see his mods get some traction, all the clips I've been seeing on the bamboo discord range from funny to cursed to wondering why those aren't in the game by default

[@LDawg_]

yeah desper is actually the coolest hes my idol! i hope to meet him someday :3

[@Airo_Tu]

OMG ME TOO! I thought I was the only one, His videos are so good :33@@LDawg_

[@desperbamboo]

lg istg if you dont glue that mouth shut@@LDawg_

[@LG_is_me]

Omg desper is the best modder ever I have downloaded and played every single one of his mods 😵‍💫😵

[@desperbamboo]

@@LG_is_me nobody listen to this person she's trolling

[@Astroseagull]

the fact that the creator had to put "the bot said something really offensive so i had to delete it' just shows how ruthless the google translator really is. (Still going? Thank you guys)

[@Astroseagull]

@@thelanktheist2626 lol

[@EventideLight]

Leaving it out makes me wonder what it really is

[@nicoborken9963]

@@EventideLight probably racist

[@K92-DDD]

WELL NOW IM CURIOUS

[@confused_dudee]

i need to know

[@ZetaNiGHT]

Cap'n Whitefish and Dirty DJ are bitter exes who are still not over each other.

[@princespeipei2317]

this entire video literally had me losing my mind and i loved every second of it. thank you for sacrificing even more of your sanity jaymoji.

[@Silly--Wifi]

The fact that big man peed his pants is something that is going down in history.

[@desertpillow1]

6:40 nothing is more important than that! the song is good but i prefer this mix. where is this freedom 7:35 will the event continue on the street? 15:10 the event will be continued on the street

[@Lana_the_Lesbian]

This was the best video I watched in a while. Also when Cally was talking German she was talking about a song, a mixture, freedom and something with a street

[@IcyCliff1]

7:15 I see fu*k as a character like… “F*CK! I met him at the bar last weekend”

[@Shadow_WalkerX-45]

The beginning of the Frye fight is just a note from the mod developer saying that the actual dialogue was too offensive to keep in.

[@ZeraAxon]

11:23 Probably my favorite part of the episode is Frye's fight, some of Shivers fight too. I do like how Marie is the homicidal one and Callie just spouts nonsense innocently 11:36 Every newscast station ever

[@t0othp1ck]

13:57 correct, Callie! My house is hell! How’d you know

[@grimreaper4655]

Callie ❌ Amen ✅

[@Gian69104]

12:04 apple airtags on parents😭😭😭😭

[@wawe5557]

This is so much funnier considering they kinda did that. They put a tracker on their grandpa and that's the signal you're looking for in Alterna. Got tired of white fish getting lost in the metro 😭

[@noone-mo6gy]

11:36 Okay...but that's a hot-ass bar.

[@cardboardcutout]

I like how every unnamed character is just “real estate sale”

[@dynamo-g]

3:06 Cuttletavio shippers are wild right now

[@GamingGreen21]

Meanwhile 12:38

[@velvs-t6s]

im pretty sure cuttlefish would say “ octavio- im 130 “

[@gavinopolis]

After the botw version of this, Splatoon was immediately what I wanted to see next! Glad to see he had the same idea.

[@thatchillasian8924]

The best part is that Big Man doesn't have pants, which means that either A. Big Man is delusional B. Big Man purposely put on a pair of pants for a bit, just so he could piss on them

[@gabrielalvesrangon]

Shiver: boi do i have news for you

[@Large_cheddar12]

I like how only half is translate and the rest is just whatever the mod creator wanted

[@pewaq]

5:34 LEAVE NOW and NEVER return

[@silvershift5505]

15:02 that is A anatomy of a bug and B ACTUALLY CORRECT BUG ANNOTATEMY

[@aislynns4258]

Didn’t expect to see a JSchlatt reference in a Splatoon 3 mod but there’s a first time for everything I suppose edit: i have since learned that it's not, in fact, a JSchlatt reference. Schlatt has been making a reference the whole time. I've been bamboozlered

[@LiveOrcaReaction]

13:38 dont ask questions

[@MrMicrowave2862]

AYO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

[@sharkgal4]

"Do you think im confused? I love you" CUTTLETAVIO NATION WINS WE ARE SO BACK

[@Doctorchicken]

at 11:20 google translate said something so offensive that the mod creator had to delete it

[@Lana_305]

12:30 "I have an idea for a podcast" **Mouthfools has entered the chat**

[@JKE68]

The greatest quote of all time, "This is not violence, this is news" - Frye

[@WitchCandyVODs]

5:27 Didn't you hear? They're transitioning and the rebrand is their first step /j

[@GamingGreen21]

12:38 I never thought I'd see that

[@percyplayz1459]

This vid is just straight up the most hilarious mod vid Ive seen so far, I just couldn't stop laughing at every dialog😂😂

[@ingridsoleil]

10:32 "i haven't slept" ironically neither have I. This should be interesting 😂

[@gyx1565]

This is great, I laughed the entire time. Can’t wait for the rest of the series.

[@stefanspelt3578]

This is the most tame of mods that was recently added to Splatoon 3 and Jay's already laughing like my mother, reacting to an Dutch-asian guy in the summer, thinking that the sun is controlled by people, doesn't like ice cream... in his freezer and thinks that Iced Tea... in his fridge bares the same temperature as normal tea and doesn't like it!

[@GentleShadow7]

18:11 Amazing 😂👌🏾

[@pr0jectd1va]

“Vehicular manslaughter” I DID NOT EXPECT A KIRBY REFERENCE BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING

[@rat_mikey]

sorry, how is that a kirby reference?

[@pr0jectd1va]

@@rat_mikey i don’t want to spoil if you haven’t played forgotten land, but it has to do with kirby and the forgotten land’s ending

[@rat_mikey]

@@pr0jectd1va yeah but vehicular manslaughter is a crime in real life lol

[@pr0jectd1va]

@@rat_mikey …perhaps

[@rat_mikey]

@@pr0jectd1va so true! wheeeeee🫧e 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧 yaaaaay!!!!!!!!! 🫧🫧🫧🫧bubbles!!!!!🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

[@Camphreneas]

10:00 Me when I watched this video, laughing the ever HARDEST I’ve ever done in my 19 years of living, while also simultaneously slowly turning into a shrimp, and growing an 8 pack in the process

[@PACEtheplayer]

This is akin to the botw chat mod, but its coherent, which makes it 1000% funnier

[@ultimate_yippee]

5:01 he went to get the milk but hasn’t come back

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

I got U fam lol 5:24

[@TaichiSawaberu]

16:45 I love his laugh here

[@blookie-does-the-thing]

the this translation part in the frye fight was the mod creator saying they had to remove it because its offensive

[@zodiacmellow]

as a proud chuckle sandwich listener, the "unlimited bacon & no games / games, unlimited games, & no games" thing really spoke to me.

[@maakuarc-ml4lb]

aw shit an audio listener, how does it feel being loved to death

[@zodiacmellow]

@@maakuarc-ml4lb i listened to nothing but chuckle sandwich on a 6.5 hour car ride to minnesota, so i appreciated their loving as much as it hurt me physically

[@maakuarc-ml4lb]

@@zodiacmellow was it the love that hurt you or ted's spiked bat to your kneecaps?

[@zodiacmellow]

@@maakuarc-ml4lb i don't have kneecaps. FUCK YOU (i am beginning to love you)

[@avixenk]

"this translation actually said something so incredibly offensive I had to delete it" is the best part

[@sonicthesilly]

8:07 - green ribbon, immediately!

[@cassonic]

I love the ambiguity of the relationships Jay has with Step 2 and Amen.

[@LilPhant0m]

As we all always knew big man was the smartest idol.

[@GhostKitten69]

5:57 just an average day for a recipe website

[@svgaming263]

There is no way this is just google translated right? At 06:13 it's a Chuckle Sandwhich reference.

[@llinhir]

I was wondering that as well xD

[@shiratojin]

Yeah no it’s probably AI generated instead and he’s baiting us

[@Puppylover720]

It’s mostly just the mod editor putting into whatever nonsense he wants, there’s also stuff like “octopus sniper has L rizz” and “ifyoureadthisyourgay” which is obviously not ai generated

[@Tredenix]

17:59 hollow knight

[@iemie7070]

6:40 she said "Nothing is more important than that! The song is good, but I prefer the mix. Where is freedom?" And at 7:35 "Will the event continue on this street?"

[@NenaPotato]

bruh callie speaking german got me rolling on the floor😭😭💀

[@dovakris1062]

I’m pretty sure some of these lines were just added by the mod dev; I find it hard to believe one of the randomly translated lines just happens to be a Chuckle Sandwich reference

[@Gravel_TheCart]

15:23 that is because Orca said that

[@Wadetata]

7:14 bro I spit out water laughing 💀

[@samurexatlas7373]

7:17 "Duet this because where you met your husband is where he'll find a replacement"

[@fullym5484]

3:56 This sound like something spamton would say

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Yeah, actually....

[@yourdaddysaid]

Susie, Kris and Ralsei, the three customers: 😳

[@mizmels1]

3:55 i think