[WR] Mario Kart Wii 100% (Unlock Everything) Speedrun in

[@BobbyKnowsAll]

This man’s endurance is unbelievable

[@Justanntt97]

It’s called having no life

[@Nyanmy]

05:12:14 OMG 😱 Thank you so much for this speedrun, now I have a chance to beat those tedious staff ghosts :D

[@itzmeavery9854]

1:50:46 the speedrun timer syncs perfectly with the race countdown here

[@bobrose5507]

Incredible endurance to play for such a long time!

[@balloony9497]

Just what for the next video he will post 👀

[@SICW1970]

6:22:21 for best part btw

[@dwt89_]

D'you know what? That reminded me of poofesure Also that frightened the sh*t out of me

[@shehannanayakkara4162]

6:58:55 for the moment of realisation

[@markymark443]

That moment when the Mario Circuit GP race on 100cc was 7 seconds faster than the one on 150cc lmao you know he got screwed badly by the RNG

[@DerpOKat21]

"Attention cells, the brain has found a -4 hour- 7 hour video on Mario Kart speedruns, and there will be no sleep PERIOD."

[@RhythicManRhythm]

I just want to know your dedication is really impressive and inspiring.

[@tommkw2163]

the guy who doe his speedruns wearing a dave and busters jumper what a legend

[@trash_hologr4m]

deserves way more views, this was such a good run!

[@GR-ci9mh]

5:12:12 The triple dodge

[@GR-ci9mh]

Oh thanks for hearting Jcool!

[@lowercaseletters_]

Cooper with these Mario Kart Wii Speedrun world records! Nicely done!

[@nyariaz]

jcool you're very cool, thanks for sharing your speedruns they're very entertaining, i'm on a binge!

[@quantum_leaps7144]

YESS! Huge congrats to you man!

[@pranavvemavarapu4453]

Brought back nice memories of playing on the Wii , great run!

[@beastieman4207]

ur such a legend u earned a new subbed

[@wesdragon1234]

Who else watched all 7 hours 6 minutes and 55 seconds?

[@kingbupp7062]

I did prolly 3 times . Idk its my 30th time watching this cuz it helps me sleep. So in total prolly 3 id say. But fr this dudes grind on this is impeccable.

[@MrBoneArrowTheEggRoll]

It lasted 7 hours 23 minutes and 52 seconds

[@ArelXAmaniProdz]

Shut

[@MrBoneArrowTheEggRoll]

​@@ArelXAmaniProdz nah bro

[@maesvangog1679]

Me 😊😅

[@marvindegamer12]

Wow man watched full vid. Great Run GGs👊💪

[@F7eeze]

I remember seeing this years ago and I still find this so entertaining.

[@crispydrag00n77]

Kinda pissed mega mush ain’t in 8! That was my favorite item to pull in wii!

[@kylewow_gaming3644]

Congrats man!

[@ImJohnnyChap]

He ain’t lying, homie seem cool as hell

[@PeterKart4444]

this got rid of my insomnia

[@GR-ci9mh]

I’m watching the whole thing it’s very entertaining, I bet you can get Sub 7

[@Shock_bomb]

We're bringing out the popcorn with this one. 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SantaquinBacon]

That blue shell on bowsers castle 3 150cc was brutal

[@PlaZma372]

Imagine the pain of doing this where all cups have to be 3 stars

[@MyOpinionSucks1]

Fr

[@Giitwo]

This has been beaten, 5 months ago. This is still an amazing run

[@PurpleElephantProgamer]

I would've just destroyed my Wii if Mirror Mode Wario's Gold Mine happened to me. I tried this run but quit 5 hours in because RNG was overtaking me. Great video!

[@User1924-se]

1:07:04 something I wonder what would the roster look like if the mini was the first character you unlocked, would it have all these ?’s open or would it just be at the bottom of the starting 12 character roster

[@smau1037]

ur so good, u get like perfect star cups when its like so hard to even win in it cuz im trying to win 150cc star cup but i just cant do it

[@BASEDSAKRI]

I've 3 starred everything except the 4 mirror retro cups. I'll start using the wii wheel after that but having tons of fun with this game!

[@BASEDSAKRI]

update: I finally did it. def the most fun I've had 3 starring a mario kart. only have super circuit left but thats a pipe dream...

[@kamilareimann2277]

​@@BASEDSAKRIme: I want to 3 star all super circuit cups! The game: so you have chosen death

[@angeldavidsilvalopez307]

i like when kunky fong says YAHAA!!!!

[@doreiku6481]

6:54 funky kong, 6:58 tiny titan

[@helloimascammer2759]

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[@Darko-3]

🤣 I laugh so hard for perfect shot on Baby Peach from Red Shell.

[@Kirobsi]

5:08:56 classic luigi blunder

[@Ember_rp]

Watching this for like the 3rd time but the first time in 2025, love this video! So helpful. And such brilliant strategies. Thank you! 😁

[@inefffable]

6:38:00 even with set up, this saved about 3 to 4 seconds.

[@liammcgrath7051]

the one thing the classic controller pro has over gc controller is the dpad

[@cmyk8964]

-Is having a Super Mario Galaxy save file allowed in this strat, or must Rosalina be unlocked without?- Never mind, read the end of the desc. That’s a huge time save though!

[@dwt89_]

6:22:49 "WHATS THE SETUP?" idk I hate mirror mode man

[@NitroDonkey117]

This man is an absolute legend

[@spouwner-ring8918]

The glichless version must be even more difficult if we are talking about pure endurance.

[@coolhaxx1385]

8:38 LMFAO

[@samson4936]

5:12:50 why would it have been ironic

[@LogHead478_Alt]

1:58:53 Time Trials.

[@Crussell04]

Iconic video

[@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley]

What an incredible run on MKWii!! Are you going to come back and improve on this again soon?

[@Jcool114]

I probably will at some point!

[@GameOverCoD]

3:31 lol

[@A_Guy_64]

My favorite part of this speedrun was when funky kong said "KABLORT!!"

[@Veecy]

I play on classic controller and I will speak to how it sometimes doesn't read inputs well after a while, especially hops and wheelies

[@kamilareimann2277]

If I did this speedrun then here's my route: Unlock funky 50cc mushroom-50cc lightning Bathroom break 100cc mushroom-100cc lightning Bathroom break 150cc mushroom-150cc lightning Bathroom break TT mushroom-TT lightning Bathroom break Mirror mushroom-mirror lightning End

[@Klixxy659]

Jcool how many wr's do you have?

[@henchest]

impressive run

[@worthless_opinion]

Just found your channel. Awesome stuff! I really appreciate how chill you are. Do you still speed run MK Wii these days?

[@Jcool114]

@worthless_opinion Thanks! I haven't recently but I've wanted to get back into it again soon!

[@maryellen8877]

Your Mii looks a lot like you lol. Btw that’s a compliment

[@nicholasandolino3653]

6:07:39 that was not fair

[@Ramusculus]

hey, good run

[@isaacriggs4656]

You sound like a Gen Z but you've somehow been smoking since 1990.

[@methuselahgurgeli2142]

nice video

[@darkx6869]

You’re so good

[@SupermanMFL]

I’ve been grinding 3 stars in this game for complete file can’t fall off multiple times except once if you’re on 150cc or Mirror got to be very fast not get overrun by cpus that’s intense considering how many blue shells they use constantly and red shells yeah it’s sorely based on how fast you beat a race your guaranteed 1 star but flawless 3 stars

[@SupermanMFL]

In MK Ds you can only dodge blues if you’re in 150cc but in this game you can dodge them in any class regardless just need mushrooms ❤

[@luigiaiden2501]

GG MAN!!!!!!!

[@Kjamesm09]

How are you glitching?!

[@Tkong.0]

I watched entire video 😱

[@Jommo213]

6:41, So long Gay Bowser.

[@SupermanMFL]

2:48:21 damn menus they seriously F##k your time ugh !

[@tommkw2163]

ru going to improve this time

[@OliviaFaith712]

1:38:00

[@MarblesAreCool]

What speedrun timer do you use?

[@supermario3dworldgaming881]

are your hands sweaty

[@tommkw2163]

it dosent matter if u get an a rank in a mirror as long as u have a save galaxy profile u r good

[@Maxxieuguu]

Nice

[@SupermanMFL]

Yes someone has done a funky unlock category not necessary but enjoyable though

[@Imstevenzian]

Bro I just defeated all the staff members I resseted it and doesn't work

[@Tkong.0]

How did u be so pro

[@xx_rz]

5:20:27 nah bro it’s so random but bffr all the CPUs defeated the grumble volcano’s fast ghost in a GP

[@ahmedabdullah7646]

bro reacts before it happens fr

[@Someguyonline24]

Just, wow

[@DA-eq1yp]

6:22:26

[@SupermanMFL]

Man that coconut mall method almost screwed up entirely cause of blue shell yeah it’s such a big time saver but it’s insane you have to be frame perfect to get the ultra short cuts not easy I did one in gba BC 3 you need any mushrooms to pull it off golden works but having triples is a bigger save if you’re timing is perfect I’m so happy I managed it for time trials 3 laps in a row !

[@waylanm9698]

6:21:50 Jcool MAD

[@pokemonrobloxianuser]

6:23:57 No star

[@shehannanayakkara4162]

6:58:55 Jcool glad

[@aschlegel]

Gamer

[@unechaisepastreshaute3201]

3:42:48 wtf ?

[@RubenMorgado-sp9hv]

Holy shit ur based

[@sambutton1770]

He sounds like Owen Wilson just a little

[@SoemthingFishy]

You can play 50cc with bikes, tho, just push + on the cc selection screen

[@Adoochi]

Only after getting first on all the 50cc cups though

[@SoemthingFishy]

@@Adoochi Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know just in case I ever decide to run this category or something.

[@maesvangog1679]

Idk why but i never Saïd special cup i always Saïd crown cup 😅

[@DA-eq1yp]

9:15

[@SupermanMFL]

Actually in 150cc special cup you get both Daisy and Dry Bowser for 1 star nitro cups and the other for Clearing Special cup 150cc !

[@kratzy11]

Okok

[@miriameesti4399]

FACE CAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL buddy

[@NovaBombardment]

Would be fun to watch without commentary. Too hard to watch with the lip smacking, so I couldn't watch.

[@aidancooksey3223]

Me at 5:04:22 - Surprised you haven't gotten Blue Shelled yet! Me at 5:04:33 - SPOKE TOO SOON! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me at 5:08:32 - Please don't be a bill... Me at 5:08:34 - SPOKE TOO SOON AGAIN! Also, when I saw your reaction to unlocking Toadette after beating the 50cc Mushroom Cup, I thought that was hilarious! (The Time Trials Unlocks came too late tbh) The fact that the Wario's Gold Mine Glitch did NOT work on Mirror Mode was very soul crushing! I understand your pain! I have attempted speedruns before too, only to fail them near the very end as well! Keep it up, I like what you're doing! 💯👍

[@amyl245]

Who else watched all 7 hours 23 minutes and 52 seconds?