Jean Kirschtein: Gay or European?

Idea to make this came from: • Video
My first take on making a parody video (or any video for that matter). There are still some minor syncing errors but I no longer care. It took more than 3 days just to make this actually happen.
Enjoy.
[Edit] Disclaimer: I don't ship anything! I just chose Jean and Eren because their video footage seemed most appropriate to me. SO STOP TELLING ME THAT THE BOYFRIEND SHOULD BE ________.
I (obviously) do not own Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin and Legally Blonde The Musical.

[@ryebread227]

Eren shouting HEEE'S GAAYY at the end makes this video 10x better

[@joemama2220]

Hanji was all like "hell yea he is!!!"

[@nyoomzyoomzyoom3715]

you mean sasha??? on the ending...

[@joemama2220]

Well yea, that too but that one scene where Hanji was like OwO

[@nyoomzyoomzyoom3715]

>w< ohh lol

[@joemama2220]

zenny agustin Awe yea~!!!!!

[@bmombaerts]

so Armin doesn't just GIVE the gays to people, he can also reveal it.

[@Berries20]

This comment is 5 years old but DAMN LMAOOO

[@persononyoutube1]

LMFAO

[@jeanthehorseyboi5943]

Yes

[@sarahlarsen5890]

"im straight!!" "you were not yesterday"

[@dandeodelacruz3771]

Mikasa: death surrounds us all horse face

[@AvatarLegendAwesome]

I lost my shit when Eren showed up. "YOU BASTERED"

[@lysianthus_]

AvatarLegendAwesome same thou

[@HaZbIn_HeLLuvA666]

LMAO yes I was expecting Marco or Armin but...

[@user-ce6go1ee9t]

So basically, Jean is a gay horse

[@pastelcryptid1342]

Yup

[@leviheichou9989]

최 은지 dont talk about my Jean like that *pouts*

[@user-ce6go1ee9t]

Watcha gonna do 'bout it shortie?

[@kayrod1496]

A European gay horse.

[@RaibowButtherfly]

최 은지 just say unicorn

[@KaoruSan241]

"you were not yesterday (¬‿¬)" hahahhaah

[@nctwyd4420]

**blushes** Uhh.. I did nothing with Jean!

[@KaoruSan241]

Eren Jaeger let's not deny it Eren

[@atiqahsaiyidah8392]

+Eren Jaeger spilled the beans out already m8!

[@nctwyd4420]

Hehe.. I might of done something with him.. But it meant nothing!

[@KaoruSan241]

+Eren Jaeger I wonder what your Captain would think of this

[@NocturnusLibertus]

> I'm straight!! >> You weren't yesterday...

[@anichrist2531]

Lora Pixis it implys that they did it yesterday. :/ lol

[@Widmouno]

Lora Pixis the thing is that you don't have to be sick minded at all to understand it.It's like he's straight saying ''you were gay yesterday tho'' and since it's coming from a guy it's just obvious what he meant.

[@majii_vt]

I love Eren's part and Sasha celebrating at the end XDD

[@honja1003]

xF

[@ChibiGirll]

I want this to be played on my funeral

[@heckwaffle2363]

Jean: I'm straight! Eren: You where not yesterday... Me: ohhhhh!!! Snap!

[@nctwyd4420]

**blushes** Hehe.. About that..

[@heckwaffle2363]

+Eren Jaeger *stares* about that what Eren? *smirks widely*

[@nctwyd4420]

I umm...well..you really think I'd go gay for a horse? **thinks: Please work..**

[@jeankirschtein1121]

+Alice the Smiling WHY DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY OPINION ON THIS MATTER! * punches Eren's face* stupid Eren ):I

[@heckwaffle2363]

+Jean Kirschtein so you aren't gay.... or European?

[@schoenheitvil]

JEAN KIRSCHTIEN: GAYAPEAN.

[@quadrillion92]

HORSEPEAN*

[@schoenheitvil]

HORSEGAYAPEAN* Mertcan Şahin

[@leviheichou9989]

Eren Jaeger エレン・イェーガー *Facepalms* just go clean the courtyard Jaeger, ill deal with him

[@jeankirstein4323]

...........

[@leviheichou9989]

*licks lips and mumbles something about Jean being sexy*

[@SilenceSilver]

It's gonna be Marco It's gonna be Marco Okay it's so much better as Eren

[@Kodeuk]

Besanii eren is to gay for Levi

[@aislingwalsh09]

oRuqx no mikasa loves eren so she won't let it happen

[@aislingwalsh09]

oRuqx erkasa makes way more sense than erei

[@ovi5986]

AISLING WALSH so?

[@dinosaurplushie9755]

eremika shippers like myself don't hate ereri, but actually acknowledge that it isn't possible.

[@Jay-zn4gx]

alright, i think i've had enough of people complaining "ooh why is marco not carlos" without reading my description. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SPECIFIC SHIPS, OKAY? i know jeaneren exists but i never, NEVER had a specific ship in mind when i was making this video. i'm not trying to please jeaneren shippers with this video nor shit on jeanmarco/other jean shippers. eren had more appropriate scenes matching carlos, and /way/ more scenes to choose from than marco. and that's it. that's why i chose eren. no other reason. so please stop commenting about it. it's not gonna change the video and i'm really tired of seeing them whenever i check the notifications. thank you for reading, and thank you for enjoying my video.

[@jeankirschtein1121]

+July Y. Yeahhh, please make the ships stop... pleaseeeeee..

[@MikasaAckerman-qt5el]

**Blushing**

[@Teaghoul]

+Jean Kirschtein never n e v e r *n e v e r*

[@nahe3141]

it's so funny

[@dowoomsday]

+Jean Kirschtein no

[@tikkitecno2488]

Eren's face when he said "you weren't yesterday" lol that smile

[@marcobodt519]

OML!!! YES!!!!

[@root6320]

*aggressively ships JeArmin EreJean and JeanMarco*

[@taylorcrawford7031]

Trust me Jean is gay.....😏

[@root6320]

+Armin Arlert oh my god i love you

[@alexandraalbarran343]

Alois go back to black butler 😂😂

[@taylorcrawford7031]

Alois Trancy XD Hahahahahahahahha Oh my freckled Jesus

[@root6320]

+Armin Arlert ^-^ ;)

[@alexandraalbarran343]

This is literally like my 10th time watching this , and its just so beautiful it makes me cry 😂😂 "IM STRAIGHT" "you were not yesterday 🌚" 😂😂

[@Maya-on4ut]

Alexandra Albarran saame

[@ziplocmags]

I have to give you props for this, I normally kinda hate the Jean/Eren ship but I agree, it works better than any other ship for the song. So even though it contains my NOTP, the seamless quality of this video has caused it to already be at the top of the list of my favorite SNK crack videos! You have earned my utmost respect.

[@Jay-zn4gx]

thank you!! i'm glad you liked it even though the video contained your notp ;u; see, this is all i want for the majority of others. to just enjoy the video regardless of ships. and you did just that. thank you so much!

[@firstlast2264]

Yes this is what I thought too yes

[@aislingwalsh09]

July Y. thanks man for a great and crazy funny video :)

[@daniweesnaw]

Yeah if it's not JeanMarco or Ereri I probably hate it but this is hilarious

[@ErenJaegerX]

Why is this being questioned? Jean has always been the gayest.

[@Aslovelyasroses]

Eren! wow xD

[@honourmccartney]

I've always thought he was gay. XD

[@soybeanwind223]

I mean obviously he's not gay... He has a crush on Mikasa so that obviously means that he's either straight, or could be bisexual.

[@blargledorf]

He's a gay, european horse to be exact.

[@blargledorf]

yep! **smiles**

[@mega10warrior]

I'm gay and european xD

[@clebrty]

I am too! Let's start an army.

[@Magikalic]

Me too, literally.

[@loiree]

I am too.

[@clebrty]

Let's definitely start an army. We ride at dawn.

[@loiree]

With our unicorns!

[@lilyenbysk8681]

I love how Eren is Carlos since Jean and Eren hate each other! :')

[@Nisselak]

It's obviously a rivalmance... ù_ù

[@AsheandCinders]

***** Kismesis

[@nieodgadniesztejnazwy1815]

CCjg210 oh my gog yes, black troll romance ♠

[@seasaltcosmos]

//clicks the video expecting jeanmarco //gets erejean IVE NEVER BEEN MORE BLESSED MY ENTIRE LIFE THANK YOU????????????????

[@lolabee1825]

janeykara SAME I LOVE THEM

[@meha5447]

SAME OMG

[@Remnainsofbattle]

I'm so glad this was in my recommendations box!

[@boworna7629]

7+ years ago ;--; , how time flies..

[@johnderat2652]

I know... I hate it

[@LPSArtemis88888]

But Eren was definitely funnier. XD

[@mandipolo5517]

Okay everyone: all animators and crack creators. We are going to plan a SnK Legally Blonde. (Not really but I would be happy if we could also I'm good at designations for characters and plot.)

[@hazelnvan8446]

That would be awesome!

[@TheTurnbot]

XD OMG, I love this song sooooooo much! I was expecting JeanXMarco, but hell, I can dig it! Especially since I'm the Jean of my group and my sorta girlfriend is the Eren.

[@CatiminiCovers]

Your girlfriend can transform into a titan? x)

[@TheTurnbot]

Obviously, I mean, didn't you hear about the giant titan roaming around? That's her.

[@hexbotnica]

KatiminiKawaiKat Only once a month.

[@gradykirby7061]

Marco's just like, "I hope he's gay"

[@aurumon]

"Fine okay I'm gay. HURRAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

[@CommanderKatelyn]

omf choking cant do it jean pls make it stop cant breath- *dies*

[@jeankirschtein1121]

+The Sarcasm Slay Queen I can't help you, but what I can do is say that I don't like anyone in particular :I

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Jean Kirschtein except it's TOTALLY Marco (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@janitoroflunacy]

+Jean Kirschtein notice me ,, jean senpai

[@yunogasai8559]

I love it how Eren started to call him BASTARD

[@WolfshadowEarth]

Why is Sasha so happy he's gay....?

[@kyoya941]

she likes yaoi fanfic

[@Firnin]

Is she from Tumblr?

[@WolfshadowEarth]

Lol ya probably

[@honourmccartney]

It's true. I really do. Especially Jean x Marco . :3

[@nellyelephant7194]

Sasha Braus Screw you, Eren x Jean FTW

[@xWideEyedWonder]

2:14 Ok, if I was dying throughout this before, I just stood up and walked away because that is so Armin, it fit too perfectly, DONE WE'RE DONE

[@rainfur5892]

At 3:16 Eren was looking like, Mission Accomplished: Destroy Jean is a bust.

[@matodragonespor5000]

I have seen like four of this videos with different AoT characters and I love that the gay boyfriend is always Eren hahahahaha

[@JoyAndAgony]

best is knoeing that jean is actually french and listening to the part "depending on the time of day, the french go either way"

[@100otaku001]

"Depending on the time of day the French go either way" makes it that much funnier considering Jean is French xD

[@Nalu-kj1wr]

*JEAN IS A UNICORN* XD

[@HimeGabi]

This is going right in my favorites, no question. Damn near perfectly edited. Well done.

[@Jay-zn4gx]

Oh boy, this is the greatest compliment considering this was my first edit ever. Thank you so much!

[@willaville]

***** First? Edit ever??? You are a true master my man. Thank you. You're a legend.

[@justdecaffeinated]

eren's face by "you were not yesterday" was too perfect i s2g

[@mackmenezes4912]

I like how eren finished at the end😂😂

[@alsayshi7508]

"I'M STRAIGHT!" "You were not yesterday." //dies

[@blacksage2375]

Reiner's arguing for European to armor his own closest.

[@dreader5044]

Jean: I'm straight Eren: You were not yesterday

[@LondonLeapardpool]

"You weren't yesterday" ahaha alright alright alright

[@ashyplayz]

Armin: And you're boyfriends name is? Jean: Eren Marco: 👁💧👄💧👁 Mikasa: *angry tsundere mode activated*

[@taompons]

i'm a european gay horse.

[@sacriis1024]

Marco is your love c:

[@leviheichou9989]

Mikasa Ackerman /Anime Crackhead thought i might find you here.

[@sacriis1024]

Oh.

[@ChingiIsHappy]

"I'm straight" "You were not yesterday" xD favorite :D

[@laurenstovall7770]

Is it just me, or does that voice suit Eren???

[@ourworldmylense]

But we all know that Jean is gay for Marco.

[@CilyOnTheRun]

This song is so catchy, haha :D Poor Jean.

[@katsu890]

Hey wait a minute... I'm blonde and I can dress as a girl... can I be the star?!

[@neabea1881]

When you're European -.-

[@eduardmihai]

Nea Fredriksson haha

[@meganswaim4153]

*casually hits replay 20 times*

[@LPMeikel]

2:34 This face just made this scene perfect :D

[@evacalabrese9869]

Jean: I'm straight!! Eren:You were not yesterday~ -le smirk- Ommgg I just lost it right there! XDDD

[@yarirzacidelyarce5179]

I click this video accidentally...I don't regret it! xD

[@Ahrva538]

Same here

[@smolwolf8]

I like how Armin is the one who 'cracks' it

[@SpiritsOfTheStars]

I forgot my headphones were not in so i was playing this out load and i got weird stares from my parents.

[@annocin710]

never in my life have I thought I'd see ppl enthusiastically sing about someone being gay or European

[@kirinajeanneenoi]

7 years ago : nahhh , I'm not going to be in your recommendations 2021 : hey there , babe

[@erintrippet8216]

Not gonna lie. Was totally expecting Carlos(angry boyfriend) to be Marco or Mikasa. But Jäeger is nice too.

[@MissJRey]

I was really expecting Marco to be the boyfriend...

[@bbtdgfan890]

You know, I came to KZbin just to look for a Jean Kirschtein AMV, and found "jean kirschtein gay or european" in the autofill and thought what the hell, why not. I regret nothing. That ending scene with Sasha was perfect, by the way.

[@kukukk13]

here after 10 years to see this again and it's as memorable as always

[@TheiLame2]

Berth: 0:50 Hey, don't look at me xD

[@Magikalic]

Should have been about Reiner or Ymir, but still great

[@Magikalic]

***** There's a panel in the manga where Reiner says something along the lines of "you know, I don't look a guy who likes girls" to Ymir, then "and you don't look like a girl who likes guy."

[@supernalrealm5767]

Ymir said "You don't look like a guy who likes girls."

[@hexbotnica]

MagicEve I noticed that, but I assumed that was because you know, what happens later? But Bertholdt disproves that so, hm.

[@scrbrglmhllw77]

anyone else think it was marcojean... no... ok *goes in2 a corner*

[@PulsarPuppy]

i wanted it to be marco but i guess erens okay

[@scrbrglmhllw77]

I am not alone in the JeanMarco feels

[@ToukaKirishimaXX]

I did...

[@slothfox]

i wanted Marco too, but Eren okay

[@tacocat21st34]

The song is perfect already. But Attack On Titan makes it 100 times better. :D

[@jeankirschtein9452]

Maybe Marco Bodt is gay, stop pointing fingers at me Sorry Marco...

[@LeviAckermanMarcoBodt]

Im straight jean...god you're rude

[@jeankirschtein9452]

I SAID SORRY :(

[@LeviAckermanMarcoBodt]

*pats your head* its okay....just don't do it again X3

[@jeankirschtein9452]

*does horse whistle* Bye...

[@ariaa-s5180]

Mmmmm... Anime boys... Yummy.

[@simonacassetta3590]

This video is done so well, jeez. I love it

[@robyngunn9987]

I wish Marco was the gay boyfriend....

[@YellowWeeaboo]

Of course he's gay he's beautiful!! ^////^ .... *cough* I mean this video is hilarious and I love it!! XD

[@YellowWeeaboo]

Yes!!.. I mean pfft what no!! ¬//////¬

[@YellowWeeaboo]

>//////

[@YellowWeeaboo]

>_>

[@YellowWeeaboo]

/).

[@YellowWeeaboo]

OuO

[@athiyyaannur3664]

i see many parodies of this song and i can say this version is the best at timing and editing. great job 👍

[@yunogasai8559]

3:13 Jean's face be like " What is my life come to."

[@chaoscine2630]

I've watched this like 30 times XD

[@emikolve86]

FANGIRL SASHA!!

[@SashaBrausAoT]

emikolve86 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@justapixel8569]

Sasha Braus xD

[@iDJMIXTRESS]

+emikonekolve86 Sasha is us.

[@faifto6626]

this video is cut so well the legally blonde/ attack on titan fan in me is so happy

[@highsun76]

I'm just impressed by the amount of effort put into this. I love it!

[@chipmunkshugarhigh]

Gay for Marco, of course. ;)

[@ashleycorrie3911]

I didn't know true disappointment untill it was Eren not Marco

[@BratzIZ]

when someone combines my two favorite things- I AM NOT OKAY BECAUSE OF THIS

[@ferbiee8195]

3:05 “I’m straight” *you were not yesterday*

[@jollysanity]

Thing is though.. Isayama tweeted that Marco was gay.

[@soybeanwind223]

Really? Can you send a link sounds interesting.

[@reaganblackburn7715]

WELL. Eren does look like a 'Carlos' XD

[@simplesoul8971]

I am not going to mention ships, you're right, Eren and jaune have the most footage, it's rational to pick them. Also great video, I love the song and have been searching up so many parody's for anime, there are a TON. yours is one of the best. good job.

[@tylerwilson5298]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY. I swear to god give the person who made this an award

[@DarkEbullition]

As far as the shipping goes, who cares? The video was really good (still is :P) and i had a good laugh. Love it! And i have to say, its done better than the one with Levi. More in sync and better fitting characters. Thanks for making and sharing this July. :D

[@johnderat2652]

Holy freaking crap all of these comments are from 7+ years ago. This video is a time capsule... Hey OP, you still alive?

[@lintlie]

OMG this is perfect. Those shots, and the faces, and that part of 2.14 was so Armin. And 3.05 God that was hilarious XD. If this was you first one then ow man, you are a natural. This is great work.

[@kerry2373]

Oh my good. And to think It was impossible to make a sad anime funny! I think I died watching this vid omg! XD

[@NayeliAtanacio]

This video has 7 years!!

[@madokamagica8935]

8 xd

[@kierropi]

marco knew it from the beginning.

[@theresereht]

This song could work for almost any character in this show

[@libs8253]

Love this video. I do feel that this is a conversation they would all have with each other about Jean xD Jean x Eren is one of my NOTPS but I COMPLETELY understand why you would use him, There's a lot more scenes of him being angry xD Nice job dude! I'm gonna check out some of your other videos and maybe even subscribe.

[@Bohdirama]

when armin and eren came in I lost my shit this is PERFECT AND I LOVE YOU

[@bleach0708]

I love this more than I should...

[@emikowingren6289]

It looked like they were actually singing! Nice job matching up the mouth movements XD

[@mariyaelizabet]

Omg I remember I saw this exact video 7 years ago when I first entered Aot fandom... time flies so fricking fast 😭

[@darrenshanfan471]

Eren: "You were not yesterday" *You just got owned grin*