Late to class

If you do not see me from this point forth, I will have been bested by the creature.
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about being late to class. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[@JeaneyCollects]

If you do not see me from this point forth, I will have been bested by the creature.

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

The bug is to wise , the only option to do is pray , soon it'll take over the world

[@theairisamagician830]

All hail bug

[@JustthesameJn]

All hail bug

[@GasolineLicker]

All hail bug

[@Nerv_Swirv]

All hail bug

[@jezd2223]

"Respectfully, i am in tears" i'd honestly excuse em lmao

[@FireCraftEntertainment]

woah no replies?

[@Rayven_420]

@@FireCraftEntertainment joe mama

[@redpepper74]

@@Rayven_420 KZbin’s experimental translate feature just provided a translation of “joe mama”, translating it to “joe mama”. I expect nothing less from KZbin. Glorious

[@kadeksurya1]

Im the third to comment of this comment. Im proud and i want to thank to my dad, and my mom, my friends, my best friends, my teacher, my principal, my math teacher, my science teacher, my english teacher, my PE teacher, my geograpic teacher, my second math teacher, my second science teacher, my second PE teacher, the clown class in my class, the quiet kid that is in my class, the anime kid that is in my class, the front kid, the back kid, many of that later... my president, all of the president, and all of the kings, and all of the queens, 1 year later. And i the last one is god. Yeah i totally mant to say god at the last not first.

[@kadeksurya1]

@@redpepper74 YOU MORO

[@thekodex1186]

This deserves its own feature film. A teacher waiting in anticipation as the student and the bug are locked in a combat-less duel of the wits, the class on the edge of their seat trying to deduct what happens next as the student tries to figure a way out.

[@mediokay508]

It's a psychology major and the students are from different degrees. Half are studying human psychology, the other animal behaviour. It's a full blown workshop to try and predict the course of the struggle.

[@andrewdiedrich3097]

@@mediokay508 I'd actually show up if labs were like this.

[@arahman56]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off except this.

[@Zakaker]

Then they all decide to video call the student to help them overcome the hardship through sheer power of friendship, and we get YuGiOh-like reaction shots of the teacher and the classmates nervously analyzing the moves of both parties and trying to figure out a way for our protagonist to survive the seemingly impossible challenge from fate itself. Halfway through the battle, the teacher gives us an emotional flashback of when they found themselves in the same situation and managed to overcome it thanks to their friends' support, so they cheer up the protagonist together with the other students, allowing them to finally find the courage to face their fears and defeat their childhood arch-nemesis forever (read: until the writers run out of ideas for a sequel)

[@LassIV]

we can easily picture this scene irl

[@TGKawikachu]

Humans: Why are elephants scared of mice? Elephants are way bigger. Also humans:

[@Someaceguy1937]

mice usually don’t have wings, and their faces are a lot cuter than your average bug

[@Someaceguy1937]

@@wiltandblush we’re not talking about them we’re talking about everyone else

[@jasonstarrising]

@@Someaceguy1937 You do realize we're talking about how elephants perceive mice, which is a completely different scenario from how humans perceive bugs. Obviously, elephants and humans will have different opinions on what features are "cute" and what's "scary" lmao, there is no point in trying to generalize here. All we can say for sure is that it's clearly wrong to say elephants being scared of mice is weird... when we get scared of bugs in the same manner.

[@luminescentgem7254]

A lot of bugs are really cute

[@Chirrie]

@@Someaceguy1937 bugs look cool though

[@staryverse350]

If I was that teacher, I would have emailed back, “God speed”

[@2012petvet]

What He Actually Emailed Back Was Better

[@Once_ABlueMoon]

​@@2012petvetI NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER EMAILED BACK

[@thetankthatnoonereallytalk5933]

@@2012petvet its been 4 months, tell us what they said

[@2012petvet]

It's Been Four Months, Hopefully I Can Still Find The Continuation Of The Post I Had Seen.

[@nonbasicz]

​@@thetankthatnoonereallytalk5933 it never happened he's lying

[@pyrah0495]

"A stalemate is better than checkmate" -Sun Tzu, probably

[@parizseminiano7853]

😆

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

🤯🥵🥵😩😩😩🤗🤗🤗

[@greatwavefan397]

Even better than a stalemate? A mate.

[@SnoppleWopple]

hhahahaha get it because the funny art of war guy.

[@peacefullolvitp7893]

@@greatwavefan397 *sad virgin noises*

[@MadJack1]

The more detailed version of "My dog ate my homework"

[@temporalmentetonto]

The bug is guarding the door

[@Roma_da_]

The more online classrooms version XD. "My dog ate my laptop". Would be hilarious, stupid and cringe at the same time.

[@AquariusSubscribeToTechnoblade]

The dog didnt eat my homework, THE BUG ATE *ME*

[@mariotheundying]

@@Darenz-cg9zg "Why didn't you go to class yesterday?" "My dog ate my laptop" I don't think anyone would believe you lmao

[@grandmasteryoda6717]

@@Darenz-cg9zg I hope your dog is well fed and not starving by any means.

[@nesha_owo]

why does this feel more like a last will and testament rather than an excuse letter 😭

[@midoritakahashi-dooley1715]

Cause it is

[@Noperare]

He said "I will be there" so he has faith he will survive

[@Duck-3]

​@@Noperarei guess faith is one of the last things you lose

[@8SaoriKatsu8]

Because it's not a non-genuine excuse e-mail, she really got a bug phobia and it's so relatable, the phobia does make you feel like you're in survival mode with a genuine panic attack... 😉

[@yououttapocket]

​​@@8SaoriKatsu8I had a black field cricket in my house and at the time I had no idea it was. They are absolutely terrifying if you don't know it's a cricket. It's fast, its large, it has wings, and sometimes it runs straight at you.

[@MichaelCravith]

He admits to being at every disadvantage but is clear that he will indeed make it through. Truly, this chap is a legend.

[@thatboyakira4202]

Tell me you're English without telling me you're English.

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@clexo2155 "No problem mate, I hope that whatever you're doing is done to a T".

[@Strawman36]

He?

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

He knows he will lose, but he'll live to fight another day

[@MasouShizuka]

A disadvantage is merely a situation, not the outcome.

[@garrettrose8038]

I once emailed a Prof about being late and was being really respectful she responded, "Lol I'll be late today too"

[@AffyMoon]

Based prof

[@dimitrimolotovvyacheslav4604]

BASED

[@SniffishBowl]

Professional

[@princeteall2833]

Imagine if the response was "lmao same"

[@NICOLE-pe2wy]

@@AffyMoon 6

[@blox3400]

this was the hardest challenge of the dude's life. Those 20 minutes felt like years for him, it was pure suffering, the bug fortunately did die because of its low life span, but if it had a day or so extra on its life span, the dude would have died.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Imagine if it was a bug species of the longest lifespan

[@fatlarry161]

@@dfquartzidn6151 fun fact! That would be a termite queen! the average termite queen can live around 17 years, while some have been known to live up to 50! Imagine being trapped alone in a room, guarded by the malevolent matriarch that is the termite queen! You just want to get to class, but she won't let you. Thousands of tiny termites swarm you with every move you make, you try to inch your way out but they swarm your feet... it becomes impossible to traverse the room without wading through a sea of termites. The minutes turn to hours, turn to days, turn to weeks... or has it? You can't remember. Time has no meaning. You've finally had enough, you sprint directly to the door, termites be damned! But they quickly surround you, crawling up your legs, making their way up your spine as they swarm you, biting and gnawing you as your vision goes black. You wake up at the other side of the room, the only thing between you and the door is termites. They keep bringing you food, you don't know where they get it, but it seems they just won't let you die. 50 years pass and the termite queen dies, the termites disperse and you realize you're free... but the termite queen got what she wanted. You're now a 68 year old with no life experience, education, or saved funds. "Enjoy being homeless" you can almost hear her chant from beyond the grave. "Why would a sentient creature do that to somebody else?!" You say to yourself as if anybody can actually hear you in the long abandoned halls of your local community college. "It just seems so needlessly cruel, there's just no gain! Now my life has been wasted but for what? At the cost of your own life it all seems so pointless!" But your words fall on deaf ears, for the first time in 50 years... you're alone.

[@ThiagoBv]

@@fatlarry161 Thank you for giving me a new fear

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@fatlarry161 That’s beautiful and terrifying. I’ve already looked it up but this is amazing, lmao. Thank you.

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@fatlarry161 I'm just gonna hang this in my "KZbin comments hall of fame"

[@chadferrell122]

"respectfully, i am in tears" a moment of silence for this soldier

[@BrianWanke]

As someone with a dreadful fear of bugs, this is understandable and relatable in the worst way possible.

[@echognomecal6742]

I cannot recommend enough having a net (from the $1 Store is more than adequate) handy somewhere logical in the home. Sharp decrease in random, unexpected stress.

[@xFlRSTx]

always have a window

[@xFlRSTx]

@@echognomecal6742i use a torch

[@Realmadridmancity101]

Same here........... 😵‍💫

[@heywhat6676]

That whirring at the end- I fear this person did not make it out alive

[@vinnyandlin8510]

Some say they are still trying to get out of their room

[@iamok6152]

so the legend is true, the dark lord is here...

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

The bug had bested him...

[@reyphobic]

I believe so too

[@deltasexual8251]

You forgot flamethrowers are a thing. Oh wait, i forgot my gas mask.

[@javi2mlgarchives56]

Dang i hope he's alive

[@nicktheunthicc]

Yeah, prayers for him 🙏

[@supier_men7522]

Plot twist: hes talking about the bug

[@Nina-wh6hb]

The bug or their grades-?

[@Iced02]

Yeah.. about that

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@Iced02 Where is the bug? Is he safe? Is he Alright?

[@luyesterlucky151]

"Im not sure how late, but I will be there" Bug: You are a bit too optimistic boy

[@They_Call_Me_HeartFace]

but still assured he will be in class. The amount of sheer determination, tenacity, bravery, commitment and willpower for his studies are worth the wait.

[@williedog2115]

Professor: “should’ve eaten the bug, not my problem”

[@amelya329]

Nctzen?

[@amelya329]

Cuz johnny vibes- TwT

[@cerenyldz2754]

Med school profs be like

[@dapotatoguy7019]

China intensifies

[@redpineapplee700]

_I-_ _🐜_

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

This was quite the jest. Respectfully, I am in tears.

[@Shichism]

Ok.

[@JustthesameJn]

@@Segoz_ we do a little trolling

[@faceboy1392]

you don't wanna be in tears disrespectfully, that would just be rude

[@Hirokuyume]

Please pardon my rudeness but may I know whose armpit you refuse to sign on?

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

@@Hirokuyume No problem good sir. That would be a small, intoxicated Scottish man with quite the beard.

[@mitchoo2211]

I expected a dumb reason but now I fully understand the trial he's facing right now 😂

[@blankjo9113]

This is the type of person who dies first in a horror movie. (I mean by the main character's whiny best friend)

[@takenshota546]

y u gotta do 'em like that dude, he's fighting for his life and you're mocking him.

[@beneyweneys]

You’re laughing, a man is risking his life trying to get out of his room, and you’re laughing

[@81194.z]

you're laughing, a man is respectfully in tears, and you're laughing

[@mocotojam6767]

Respectfully, I am in tears.

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

Yes, yes I am!

[@shawnterrill1503]

No not really it's funny *b u t* Im not laughing

[@LienChess]

I’m the type of person to that to my professor for I am unarmed when I battle a bug, normally I would have a shoe or something so I would have a decisive victory. But since I’m in my room, I’m completely unarmed because I don’t have a weapon, I can’t use the keyboard I’m typing on right now too.

[@praveenvijeyakumar741]

Plot Twist: The bug killed the student and wrote the e-mail itself to avoid raising suspicion over the student's sudden disappearance.

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

It crawled inside him and now controls his body

[@Bob-gk3gd]

Oh God

[@Bob-gk3gd]

I would literally pay to watch this movie

[@deathsquad8891]

I am the 500st like

[@user-wt9ti2yn7d]

but that email would lead the bug to the crime

[@memyaccount8213]

One way to defeat (larger) flying bugs is to aim an air freshener nozzle at them/spray. It’s makes their wings sticky, which makes it much harder for them to defeat you in battle

[@SearaChar]

Thank you for your invaluable contribution

[@2012petvet]

But What If You Don't Have Air Freshener In Your Bedroom?

[@memyaccount8213]

@@2012petvet Other types of sprays can work too, like perfume or body spray 👍

[@kzkaa.]

@@memyaccount8213 You will never understand how much lives(and time) you just saved.

[@eduardocarranza4333]

Helicopter bug is to powerful, you must give up..

[@msrivera360]

then teachers be like: “k” -sent from my iphone

[@oliviatouba9313]

😆

[@shadowburrito4]

🤣🤣 so true.

[@nocturnalnik]

LOL

[@lilspi2859]

the "sent from my iphone" lmao

[@quantumecho2456]

ALWAYS

[@Inflake]

I can imagine this kid at the corner of his room just typing and simultaneously looking at the bug as he prepares for death

[@shawnd181]

Like a soldier writing his final goodbyes to the world 💀

[@unoriginalname1]

When he finally gets out the room, he finds out there are more bugs everywhere he goes.

[@e_jiuu]

@@shawnd181 “To my dearest wife Edith” 😭😭

[@Joe-sd2kx]

Stfu

[@stare4539]

YeEe

[@emmahealy4863]

I love uni because you don't even need to let anyone know you're missing class. It takes the worry off your mind when public transport fails you and you feel guilty about being late, to know that the uni doesn't mind unless you miss a number of lectures!

[@cinnamoangelic]

‘Ok’ -Sent from my iPhone

[@_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_]

It takes a man of courage to accept that he has been outplayed by a bug

[@BasedPureblood]

Profile pic checks out.

[@crystalsnow3558]

Lmao

[@coralxanpu]

he got dunked on

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

@@BasedPureblood profile pic checks out

[@yourlocalhampter2567]

Bug is smart?

[@1337fraggzb00N]

Plot twist: the bug wrote the message and the pupil is already dead.

[@deletedaccount6498]

OoF 💀

[@afisap6969]

It says that he'll be there, does it means the bug will bring his body to class?

[@1337fraggzb00N]

@@afisap6969 it's part of the disguise.

[@hexwolfi]

@@1337fraggzb00N He'll come to class in the form of a swarm of hornets wearing a trenchcoat

[@1337fraggzb00N]

@@hexwolfi sounds reasonable.

[@BurnerClipacc]

I am at every disadvantage. This is how I feel when I sprain any part of my body.

[@darkin1484]

The most elegant excuse in history of excuses to be late for class.

[@SmokeSAS]

Plot twist: His professor teaches biology and is fond of natural selection

[@ruskinbond415]

💀🤌

[@blankblank482]

I read this before watching the video and was very afraid

[@SmokeSAS]

@@blankblank482 a natural reaction

[@JR-zs8gw]

@@blankblank482 not those people who read comments before watching the video-

[@antiarmadillosociety]

@just some guy tired of life continuing: also, could you please tell that bug to come in to class tomorrow.

[@saltytilt]

Every email I send for this month will now conclude with “Respectfully, I am in tears”

[@Agape122]

😂😂😂

[@nahueltorresramirez8841]

Hey Tom! I got a brand new PlayStation for my birthday!! Now we can play and have fun, This is the best day of my life Respectfully, i am in tears,

[@kecym.4808]

haha

[@hilltoelennyt2391]

Hey Nahuel! I love the enthusiasm? My hand can do all the chores in the dishwasher. I also know how to close all the doors in the house. I've even made breakfast on a sunny day. Respectfully I am in tears

[@skizzpulse]

@@nahueltorresramirez8841 makes sense

[@jestalt6442]

I’d like to imagine he kindly asked the bug if he could take a moment to write them email to his professor

[@Hellenic_Empire]

"Are you done already? It's been over 5 mins" "Yea just 1 sec .... "

[@corn8857]

“Any last words?” “Yeah can I just tell my professor I won’t be there first?” “Ok”

[@hitan6342]

"Respectfully, I'm in tears" got me dying😂

[@ToriCastell]

I’m sure the professor responded with: “Okay, see you in class” *sent from my iPhone*

[@FaerieElethia]

🤣 why is this so real lmaoo

[@youraverageenclavesoldier]

They never miss

[@lilithhedwig5408]

"ok" sent from my iPhone *Long ass automatic signature*

[@xbxb7502]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jl4260]

Spot on 😂🤣

[@gb-wx3dv]

Crying isn't a man who's weak, crying is a man who's been strong for too long

[@Agape122]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Dan_om3]

Thanks I needed this

[@aquarius7060]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 feeling bad for laughing at this…. It’s so true

[@alcambio8923]

In this case it's just idiotic.

[@awesomeme39083]

If you analyze this qoute it dosn't make sense. Being strong for too long makes you less likely to become weak. ohh no i am too rich i am going to cry. My muscles are too big i am going to cry. Crying happens because you method isn't compatible enough to cope with what you're exposed to, implying you're inable. people that are inable to solve a problem is an indication of weakness. crying prevents you're body from getting overwhelmed when exposed to a problem that can't be solved.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

All I can imagine is that one scene of the duel between the two guys in Michael Jackson's "Beat It". And to a lesser extent, Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It".

[@quagmirevsbog]

Hello Professor The kid has became one of my victims you are next best regards, Moth

[@TaraHower]

At this rate, this will be the future generation’s version of Metamorphosis by Kafka

[@michellerose7753]

Lmao yes!!!!

[@F1reBeat]

when you said metamorphosis I thought of something else

[@carbonatedbeverage4683]

@@F1reBeat Unfortunately, so did I. D:

[@F1reBeat]

@@carbonatedbeverage4683 yeah it's still just as bad

[@Jupifroot]

Literally just finished reading Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka today for my english class. This had me rolling LOL!

[@vesse007]

“You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.” -The Cicada, probably.

[@BlackWolfCosplay]

I imagined the cicada to have Voldemorts voice from the Stephen Fry audiobooks when I read this 😂

[@Ainator_]

lmao

[@Nyanparee]

Not related But your pfp though :O

[@vesse007]

@@Nyanparee Why thank you

[@alanst_1]

I like your PFP lol

[@hp1998]

And the response from the professor would be: "👍"

[@shlinkt8449]

-Probably 100x the size of the bug -Can easily kill it -bug can't even do a thing -the human brain is strange -Sits in corner for 20 minutes -refuses to elaborate.

[@TheSoulCalledZuzia]

dont underestimate human's fear

[@eyeball237]

“We are at a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I whole heartedly believe the bug knows this.” Bro holy shit that line is legendary I’m dying

[@zaferoph]

Only problem is that it isn't a stalemate if you're at a disadvantage.

[@d1oftwins]

@@zaferoph I believe that "stalemate" is meant as an evaluation of a point in time. They both weighting their chances and it seems that the bug slowly coming to the conclusion that it has the upper...uhm...hand (or whatever that extremity is called on bugs).

[@Zhengrui0]

@@zaferoph bug has mate in two

[@ayyylmao101]

@@d1oftwins The upper leg💀

[@mathisanidioticsport6969]

@@ayyylmao101 it has the upper leg, and more of them as well

[@orr4337]

The two types of teachers: "Understandable, have a nice day" "Weaklings die. Big deal"

[@malnutritionboy]

The third: "k"

[@thatoneguy9666]

@@malnutritionboy the fourth: “you fail”

[@sgg.updates]

@@thatoneguy9666 fifth "Expelled."

[@soletmegetthisstraight2099]

Is that a Darling in the Franxx reference I smell???

[@JustPaulThingslol]

"Understandable. Good luck."

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

I really love insects. They're adorable and i think i could hqve just scooped that up on my hand and move it elsewhere

[@negativitronprime]

Such an elegant way to convey your fear

[@circeeldritchtheworkaholic8934]

Why do I relate? Like, this is horrifyingly weird but also amusingly accurate.

[@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4]

962 likes and 0 replies? I'll make that change.

[@masterbaiter8860]

1.9k likes and 1 reply? I'll make that change.

[@seoksoon]

2.2k likes and 3 replies? I'll make that change.

[@2012X]

2.3k likes and 4 replies? I’ll make that change.

[@shadowmoth6616]

2.4 likes and 5 replies? I'll make that change.

[@michaelstewart9308]

Top 10 most horrifying last messages sent before death

[@Agape122]

😂😂 this comment section is even funnier than the video

[@thehumanspider7]

dudee😂😂😂

[@jooniedundance2074]

@Kaelan Cardwell Okay Kaelan Cardwell

[@kass_G59]

Number fifteeeeen, cæn you emagine beeeing stuck in your rooom with this hideous crrrreatutre? Honestly If I sahw that damn thing in my room, I’d stomp on on it till it was a small brown STEIN. This was so uncalled for but I just had to.

[@ataxis8951]

So I was at camp and this huge ass beetle? Looking menace was blocking my door. I ended up unscrewing the barricades they had up over the windows and jumped out.

[@akazienoel2009]

0:17 Idk why I expected a ‚And when it flies I fly‘

[@Caden_is_cool]

Me to

[@-DeathKnight]

If I was the professor I would allow him to be late, I wouldn't even be mad.

[@justchillingdogg7924]

You're always allowed to be late in actual universities. At least the one i went to. Its on you if you miss out on the learning material while you werent there. Has nothing to do with the prof and they never say anything when u walk in late lol. U get the occasional weird look if its a super small class but thats it hahah

[@-DeathKnight]

@@justchillingdogg7924 oh that's really cool to know. Thanks.

[@Ghoddal]

@@justchillingdogg7924 Unfortunately, there are University/subjects where you have to attend classes and can only miss classes for say 2 times per semester (although the enforcement of this rule depends upon the lecturer). The reason for this is the Bologna reform and the fact that you often receive ECTS points simply for being physically present. It is very stupid, yet unavoidable.

[@justchillingdogg7924]

@@Ghoddal Nothing like that exists here in Canada! You're the one paying for the service of the lectures and its up to you (but highly, highly encouraged) if you show up.

[@Ghoddal]

@@justchillingdogg7924 Yeah, sure, I absolutely believe that. As I said, this is due to the Bologna Reform in the EU and the structure of some subjects. It's not the standard here either. Regarding the payment: Keep in mind that in Germany, there are no university fees one has to pay expect for third country internationals (i.e. non EU states).

[@TC7-Thecomplex7]

Honestly, if it was a water bug this person was facing, or a murder hornet, id say that is a pretty good reason to be late.

[@rsbval]

what the fuck is a water bug edit: i am terrified

[@thekillerworld7721]

What is a water bug?

[@thearmoredpanda6669]

@@thekillerworld7721 a bug that injects venemous saliva into its victims and looks like a cockroach

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

It sounds like a cicada to me. Harmless, but terrifying if you don't know what it is

[@gallo123]

@@thearmoredpanda6669 thanks. You've made me shit my pants

[@tp4061]

everyone gangsta until the insect starts flying

[@pizzaforever69]

Watched 15 secs ad to watch this 30 second video . Didnt regret it . Worth to watch

[@kiera6326]

Ah, you missed out the professor’s response!! It was the best part. “The professor is dead. You’re next.” - Sincerely, Vassal of Horror

[@koldbrew7582]

Where did you find this???

[@mydy5863]

@@koldbrew7582 it's all over the internet. Pretty sure it originated as a Tumblr post.

[@wildfire9280]

@@mydy5863 Is that site still dying?

[@Saltsour]

@@wildfire9280 It died a long time ago Its still being used by it's own small community though and a lot of fandom artists

[@kittycatcrunchie]

@@wildfire9280 I like to think it's only able to exist because of the fact that it is both constantly dying and somehow alive.

[@gem9535]

I can just imagine the professor keeling over in laughter while the class all has a "wtf?" face

[@thetruephantomking9823]

For all we know this could have taken place in Australia. Would you want to mess with any critter from there?

[@EBGamez1]

869th like :)

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

@@thetruephantomking9823 Aussies probably

[@ivantheterrible7696]

@@670HP-Package-NOW Australia, where staring at your impending death in the eye is your average Tuesday afternoon

[@F_R_I_E_Z_A]

The bug was definitely a cockroach

[@alex_blue5802]

If this was a literature class they deserve extra credit.

[@allinory]

As an insectophobe, I felt that with my entire being

[@kevinfoo8031]

This person was never late for English classes, beautifully written.

[@thehumanspider7]

he/she is now

[@hilltoelennyt2391]

@@thehumanspider7 remember to rinse your bowl out after your done going to the bathroom

[@mikelastname9444]

I don't know, "vassal of horror" isn't that great. Why vassal? A vassal has a very specific meaning in the medieval feudal system. It doesn't really add anything to this sentence, or really even mean much of anything. I think most likely the student originally wrote something along the lines of "servant of evil," and then used a thesaurus to try to make it sound fancier.

[@williamjones8432]

@@mikelastname9444 I’m sure they meant to use the word “vessel”, not “vassal”

[@mikelastname9444]

@@williamjones8432 Could be, that does make more sense

[@sniper9395]

I love how you can tell he's genuinely terrified and yet he makes the email as formal as possible

[@ambi_cc8464]

The sniper from terraria from team fortress 2

[@ausbossmoved]

@@ambi_cc8464 what

[@kaytekan]

It's some kind of farewell note.

[@megarigged]

@@ambi_cc8464 you mean the sniper from terraria from team fortress 2 from cs:go

[@wheeze-son8421]

@@megarigged no, no I think you mean the sniper from terraria who made a cameo in team defense fortress 2 in cs go who was from yo mamas house at fortnite.

[@RandomDude1487]

“Never let them know your next move” *grabs bug spray*

[@WhoisLonely]

This kid is going to look up after sending the message and that bug is going to disappear. “Dear Professor, I will be moving. I’ll be in class never again.”

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

this should be on the news we humans have an new enemy and it's this bug. All we can do is hope

[@ZephyrUltimate_]

*P r a y.*

[@amochi7554]

"We are all going to die, may god have mercy on our souls"

[@Nersius]

10 Years Later: Service guarantees citizenship.

[@crimsonPGR]

@@ZephyrUltimate_ *L E T T U C E P R A Y*

[@redpea6363]

Chimera ant irl

[@xionkuriyama5697]

You're laughing. They're locked in a deadly duel with a disgusting creature, and you're laughing.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

I know! How about another awful Whirring noise MuRAY?

[@rawrimadeinosaur7513]

I know. And Im enjoying every second of it

[@JameyMcQueen]

@Satsuki Shirotae Wow, why don't you be a little more passive-aggressive without the formalities?

[@grandmasteryoda6717]

I'm not laughing. I relate to this guy and feel sorry for him.

[@Aerodumb]

I want to go there and save him. I usually pick up bugs for fun

[@noobz9097]

"Why were you late for class today?" "Oh, something was just bugging me this morning."

[@Ssek16]

YOOOOOO THIS HAPENNED TO ME Like, I was in a party at my step-moms job, the party was hapenning in the middle of the fking forest so no wonder there'd be bugs. "Little" bugs. Well, being the water-simp that I am, I was the first to jump in the pool and stayed there for over 3 hours. Then the urge to piss came in, and man, I didn't want to go. The bathroom was a whole 50M from the pool and it was FULL OF BUGS (not the bathroom, thank God, but it still had the most horrifying creature I've seen in a while). Anyways, I got to the bathroom, closed the door and had the most satisfying piss of my life, not even kidding. It's like God said "Here ya go, kid. You're going to experience some trauma now, so I'm just going to give this one for ya". Finished, put my friend back in his clothing, and when I turned around... a fucking SPIDER. A VERY, VERY, VERY BIG SPIDER THAT WAS 1/3 OF THE WHOLE GOD DAMN DOOR. AND IT WAS MOVING. MY MAN, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT THAT I COULD BE SO SCARED IN MY LIFE. THIS SHIT WAS LARGER THAN MY LEG, AND I DO GYM BRO. Thank God I didn't scream because someone could've opened the door and that fucking creature could've jumped right at my face. I wouldn't like that (no shit). But, when I was sitting in the bathroom for roughly 20 minutes, the spider moved to another corner and I slowly opened the door. I hope it burns in hell along with all the other giant spiders. I hate them.

[@AMindInOverdrive]

"We are locked in a stalemate, and I am at every disadvantage" - probably one of the best descriptions by someone scared of bugs LOL

[@_Vergil_]

Yeah

[@_g8dfathr_678]

"And I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this."

[@_Vergil_]

@@_g8dfathr_678 Yeah

[@Whereyoureyesdontgo]

@@_Vergil_ Yeah

[@killuazoldyck7597]

Yeah, pretty much

[@LMarti13]

If I was the professor, I would give this student extra credit, either for emotional distress or for creativity.

[@bierwolf8360]

"emotional distress"? Holy shit, if that's what the world has come to...

[@Stealth_member]

Ikr

[@dedmeat9256]

@@bierwolf8360 wow , if the world has come to idiots not being able to take a joke ,, we're fucked.

[@bierwolf8360]

@@dedmeat9256 except it's not a joke. Lefties demand this stuff

[@Ickymunches]

@@bierwolf8360 bro really take a joke

[@FluffScripts]

Is it just me who thought he'd say, "When it flies, I fly" 💀

[@ajaxlewis7664]

The worst thing is finding out something you are scared of can jump or fly.

[@garrettcarroll5808]

"its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror." Elegant.

[@victoriareboiro6205]

Reading Kafka, are we? 😊

[@samuelbastable2028]

sounds like something Lovecraft would write

[@deveshkek]

Indubitably

[@deveshkek]

Indubitably

[@toastedregret1601]

Not elegant, it's cringe. How do you guys find this funny.

[@Person-zu7kb]

As someone who is terrified of bugs, i feel for this guy Respectfully, I am in tears aswell.

[@nancytangotits]

me too my friend

[@catevil5607]

man this is so true i legit cant move because of a spider

[@juneberry6607]

Same

[@juneberry6607]

@@catevil5607 same

[@jifjifferson2790]

This is the same for me, like why do they have to do this to us?

[@sfsen]

"Professor, you should have seen the bug destroying my homework."

[@alone2break]

We have take over the whole world. we've killed your professor. You are next. -The Bug

[@mr.sarcasm5926]

This sounds like a letter a British soldier would write to his wife during ww2

[@greatwavefan397]

I think it's the other way around.

[@R.S.G615]

Yeah so true lol

[@R.S.G615]

@@greatwavefan397 No not rlly

[@Criselle307]

Lmao what's wrong with me 💀 I'm laughing more than I'm supposed to

[@Cay9z]

@@greatwavefan397 yes

[@noarina.4915]

im sorry but as the teacher, i wouldn't be able to stop laughing like a dying vacuum in front of my desk

[@JeesonQuadros]

like a dying vacuum 💀

[@dq38aj]

Are you really the teacher?

[@notyannz]

@@dq38aj no they never said they were either

[@dq38aj]

@@notyannz oh, i read too fast But thanks for clearing that up

[@noarina.4915]

@@dq38aj lmao no i'm not but i would've loved to be in that situation

[@TheKz262]

I keep coming back to this it's just too good 😂

[@jonathansorenson6840]

I would like to occupy a segment of your day to bring attention to the main interests of people's comprehension of this piece. The main points would include the display of determination of this gentlemen describing that he will attend this lecture despite the immense resistance from his enemy, and fear of such, shown in the following sentence, "I am not sure how late, but I will be there(0:04)". For this clear and true display of focus, many felt sympathy and awe for the commitment to their education. The following is the eloquence of how they displayed such emotions, with the central examples of mentioning such being, "... and when it flies, its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror(0:14)" and finishing their statement with, "Respectfully, I am in tears(0:26)" Truly, a gentlemen, a poet, and a role-model to us all.

[@MaladyKayjo]

If I was the professor I’d tell them I fully understand and wish them luck

[@kayleighbrown459]

After I stopped giggling.

[@reyphobic]

After my stomach stopped hurting because of how much I laughed

[@dankchickennuggets2809]

If I was the professor I'd have readied the class for battle to save our beloved comrade!

[@MaladyKayjo]

@@dankchickennuggets2809 THATS A SUICIDE MISSION!!!

[@heathjake25]

@@MaladyKayjo It’s either die as a hero or live as a villain…

[@raggle_productions]

If I was a teacher I would just understand, honestly dispite it's size it still could cause injury. First it gets in your face, you fall on the floor trying to grab something to hold on to. Then once you hit the floor ,let's say a text book, falls on your face and there you are on the floor bleeding,crying in pain while the bug torments you.

[@mitchellbailey6258]

And then the bug does the default dance whilst you slowly bleed out and lose consciousness

[@raggle_productions]

@@mitchellbailey6258 exactly

[@goldygoldfish9470]

@@mitchellbailey6258 the last thing you will see is a giant bug doing a fortnite dance… Truly horrifying.

[@47dark]

@@mitchellbailey6258 nice amount likes

[@shreyansingha8406]

That's oddly specific

[@m1ckkey]

not one of my classmates text the teacher they’ll be late, and my teacher respond with “don’t care + unjustified absence” 💀💀

[@MissHugs]

“respectfully, i am in tears” gets me every time

[@mfrdbigolin]

This sounds like the written form of a Monty Python sketch.

[@nutman2574]

Lmfao

[@louise6093]

The British accent makes it better

[@flumpyofdoom]

It does! 😆 🤣

[@heavyweaponsscout9990]

Why is that so true

[@funkgremlin2765]

It’s the music

[@brece5452]

As the professor, I would gather other students to save this student… they aren’t going in debt just to have a bug make their education worse. *WE SHALL SAVE THEM.*

[@troopergames8173]

Imagine sending this email and your class shows up loaded up with RAID and BUGbGONE

[@user-je1ns9nt7t]

420 likes but dont want to ruin it

[@justinhamilton8647]

Imagine paying for education lmfao, this comment brought to you by Europe gang

[@f1shyspace]

@@justinhamilton8647 imagine getting education this comment was posted by Africa gang

[@hamoodtatari]

@@f1shyspace LOL

[@totallynotfortex117]

Legend days that the person and bug are still in that room, waiting for someone to make the first move

[@TS50ER]

Respectfully, I am in tears, Franz Kafka.

[@notyayo]

The kinds of sacrifices this person has made for education. What an inspiration

[@akaneshio6406]

@Kaelan Cardwell I'm pretty sure it's a joke- But ok

[@ohnochae]

@Kaelan Cardwell ok.

[@mohammedsalimahmed5230]

@Kaelan Cardwell you have serious issues.

[@dOVERanalyst]

Not more than the Asian grandparents walking kms, hills, rivers and what not stories.

[@ohnochae]

@@dOVERanalyst i spent 5 minutes thinking about what "kms" meant here wow

[@williamhrivnak7345]

Reminds me of the time my friend’s stats professor was in his office late one night and a bat got into the building so he emailed all his students at 11:30pm to help him because a bat has trapped him in his office

[@Thepreacher_1]

If my teacher was that scared I would help out of I'm half asleep

[@jun_bnb2474]

Some vampire is out to get him at the stroke of midnight. He had 30 minutes before it transforms😂

[@Code_Lune]

I would do it for extra marks.

[@zeta1593]

Well bats have rabbies!

[@arpitsrivstva]

@@Code_Lune 😂

[@sprychild]

This student..... this student is me fr

[@toshix6001]

honestly "respectfully, in tears" would be a very useful email ending phrase for me

[@aidensnew8562]

i love that you can hear the narrator trying his best not to laugh.

[@charlizesakura4468]

To not to cry instead

[@crazyfriend50]

Hes crying bro You dont get that noise

[@rewritethestars8688]

I couldn't tell if he was on the verge of tears or 2 seconds away from bursting into laughter

[@danieljohn4014]

what no it doesn’t

[@rro660]

I would suggest you improve your knowledge of social cues.

[@alanwatts8239]

"I'm not sure how late, but i will be there" This sequence can be thought of as hard evidence that he was ready to use the nukes if the bug didn't surrender.

[@AlwaysOnForever]

Japan flashback

[@treedroplets2984]

@@AlwaysOnForever "Here comes the sun"

[@hoover6291]

@@treedroplets2984 do do do do

[@koharumi1]

I think he arrived at class the day after... Unable to make the bug go away.

[@Limpass610]

It's the land of the rising sun alright

[@i3enj462]

"The bug is aware of this" has to be the funniest way to end that email

[@agentsmith7866]

I had this without sound and this is sort of the voice i pictured. The writing was nice.

[@sakkikoyumikishi]

I love how this person went "okay, I might die here to this bugly abomination, but I will be damned if I don't send a polite email explaining my absence to my professor first" 😂

[@yesterdayitrained]

😆

[@detour666xxx]

I’m definitely stealing “bugly abomination “ 😂

[@OriginalUnjustifier]

This person may in fact, be British.

[@pablomonsalve3911]

Professionals have standards

[@cburns458]

“respectfully i am in tears” is what got me

[@KaiiKarma]

"I may die, but I'm still gonna be going to class, regardless." The tenacity. The bravery. The determination. I am inspired.

[@mladymoo1398]

We should all be inspired by this person’s bravery. 🫡

[@_R3ICORE_]

*e l a g a n t*

[@GameDevAraz]

I went to class once. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[@internetlurker1850]

Being brave is not the absence of fear, but to strive forwards despite it.

[@flyingcapsicum]

PLUS ULTRA

[@rexcatston8412]

'I'm only 2 days old and my entire existence begins and ends with these 4 walls but I am 100% confident that I got this' -Bug thats totally got this