Jeanne Robertson "Don't mess with broom people!"

Jeanne is on SiriusXM Satellite Radio this clip is from Jeanne's DVD Flat Out Funny!
Jeanne's official website www.jeannerobertson.com

[@mackfarlainethebarenakedau5113]

What I love about this is that she doesn't tell jokes, she tells stories that are very funny.

[@AV1611Rochester]

I'm a mop person myself 👀

[@didntlistendad]

Macfarlaine- yes. Some of the best tell funny stories- observational humour. Ricky Gervais. Dave Chappelle. Can imagine them as court jesters, brining welcome laughter to the mannered world of the court. Everyone needs to vent through laughter!

[@Lownslow2]

It's the accent 😂😂😂

[@katstephens6571]

I've been depressed for weeks. This is the first time I've smiled in that time.

[@bellerain381]

I hope you’re doing well! Jeanne really is the cure for depression!

[@limeykl]

There’s something so lovely about the southern accent which makes this even funnier;)

[@jacquelinemuder1937]

Gitta love her.

[@deborahvinson4554]

Absolutely Love Her.My kind of Woman. Southern Sisters

[@garychiles2487]

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[@briannarichardson9511]

She should meet Jeff Foxworthy

[@allenowens1720]

This is a great comedian, proving you do not have to be vulgar to be funny...Thanks Jeanne.

[@11thShadowDragon]

+Allen Owens Truer words have never been spoken! Modern vulgar "humor" is lame.

[@kathrynnelson2702]

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[@11thShadowDragon]

Kathryn Nelson Yes?

[@marciatrout219]

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[@chantalbaker4294]

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[@kirnpu]

The punchline had me on the FLOOR! How funny! What I love the most about her stories are that they are so visual. Outside of the humor you can actually "see" what's going on in that room in your mind. Absolutely brilliant storyteller. What a legacy she's left.

[@sstacey3812]

Isn't she one of the funniest ladies ever I could listen to her for hours. No swearing or smutty jokes she's brilliant

[@rogeredwarrddeshon5000]

It's that good ol' Southern drawl what does it. It was funny too with Andy Griffith and Gomer Pyle.

[@laurabaker8832]

I'm so sorry Jeanne has passed. The angels must be rolling all over God's heaven with her up there.

[@AKentuckyWonder]

Gotta love this woman and her good clean comedy! You could listen to her with your Daddy and you could listen to her with your kids and never be embarrassed!

[@douglasherr4725]

Sarah Church yes. When did bad language ever become funny?

[@ah5721]

Broom people 😂❣️ this is why you get the wood handled ones! Jeanne you did it again 😂

[@Firan25]

I notice her comedy setup. She introduces the end of the joke, tells the story that goes with it, by the time she gets to the end of it you already forgot she already told you the subject. When she hits the punchline its still funny.

[@ddruxman3579]

It's called circularity, and she does an artful job of it.

[@elisabethmoye2888]

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[@marilynward1186]

No profanity please. She has passed away she and her husband both. Have respect for her and her family now. I see you posted this a year ago. Just don't want to see any profanity at all. She didn't speak her stories with any profanity whatsoever. Thanks so much.

[@Firan25]

@@marilynward1186 My condolences. I will change it. But was unaware that word was considered Cursing. Even that is usually considered light and usable. I will change it tho out of respect.

[@ddp8972]

Firan25. Your first comment was 3yrs ago before Jeannie died, and a Marilyn Ward is making a comment about 'no profanity' only 1yr ago, which I am assuming is addressed to your comment!?! What am I missing here 🤔, and I didn't read any profanity' in yours or anyone's comments, have you edited your comment? Was it that bad? I'm hoping you get to see my comment to you and can respond 🤗👍

[@DianeSturlinXX]

I am laughing so hard. Before my husband passed away he turned to my 10-year-old daughter and asked her if he could borrow her thongs to run the trash out. My 10-year-old daughter almost fell to the floor and told her dad, daddy I'm not old enough to wear a thong yet, and if I could I wouldn't want to let you borrow them. I was laughing so hard that I was incapable of explain to her that thongs in our day, meant flip flops!

[@Wolf10media]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karenholladay2612]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who remembers what thongs were originally.

[@Sushiiimooo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LundieP]

From her site: "Leftbrain," or "LB" as Jeanne lovingly refers to him, is her husband Jerry. Jerry plays an active role in Jeanne's business when he is not playing golf, badminton, table tennis or tennis. He is in charge of areas such as the computer, finances, shipping books and tapes, picking up office supplies and other leftbrain tasks.

[@Doxymeister]

LOL, it looks like Jerry's taken on the task of pest control as well.

[@LoveMusicBad]

@oldwiseone 63 quite so

[@susankirwin562]

@@Doxymeister 😊

[@susankirwin562]

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[@junewilliams7]

"We are not Victoria's Secret people" -- ROFL! Yup, I'd get the hand lotion too. Thank you for the laughs, Jeanne!

[@SpikesTrailerPark]

If you watch enough of these videos you will start to talk like Jeanne. Gonna miss you.

[@pattycahill472]

Jeanne Robertson is TOO funny. I just love her. She makes me laugh till I Cry She is so funny and there is NO lad language. She deserves 10 gold stars!!!!

[@59Schnauzermom]

I love this lady, she's so funny, really makes a bad day into a great day.

[@comestayawhilewithl5696]

I'm from North Carolina also. I've spent 30 years in law enforcement and the stories you can get dealing with the public can be something else. I've actually had people tell me I needed to do comedy. But there is no comedy club in my area. I just started watching this channel and it's nice to hear clean stories.

[@beverlyrinehart3878]

I spent thirty years teaching elementary school. I could tell a few tales.

[@suecooper9262]

March 11 2022. Watching for upteenth time, but I give thanks that dear Jeanne's humour lives on to make me laugh and lift my spirits in all weather be it on a down day as well as an up day. In loving memory.

[@DianeSturlinXX]

Is anyone else binge watching this in 2019. For the future time capsule KZbinr... I am watching this to alleviate the shock of present day politics.

[@ppleeatpple]

2020 and this just popped up in my feed

[@kathym7495]

Same in 2020!

[@chelym4094]

Feb 2020! I have loved Mrs. Robertson for YEARS! Good, clean, humor!

[@sophierobinson2738]

Corona avoidance.

[@valeriepaulsen5236]

2020 with an impeached idiot in power. Impossible you say? Nope. The economy. Is tanked. Dictatorship. Shocking but true . oh yeah. And there is a pandemic. Soo. Hoard your toilet paper.

[@merrysmith6066]

laughter is truly the best medicine. You are medicine to my soul. Thanks

[@ruthreischman6273]

Ron Rolheiser

[@janeite5210]

I had a neighbor growing up who told stories wonderfully. Her advice to me was to never let the truth stand in the way of a good story. AND my father's family were all Irish - his brothers AND their wives. Jeanne Robertson is probably swapping stories with all these blessed people right now. What a great gift to have and share!

[@meehow72]

Jeanne, you are wonderful. After crying most of the day yesterday, one of your talks not only had me smiling, but laughing. Thank you for sharing your gift. ❤❤❤

[@catbay7129]

"The first time I wore it, Left Brain turned over and thought he'd passed." XD

[@justasmidgencrazy2895]

Thank you for making me forget about what’s going on in the world for a while! A good laugh always makes me feel better.

[@sueb4154]

I feel so very badly, that I didn't discover this amazing, hysterically funny lady until after she had passed. What an amazing lifetime contribution she made to our humanity. I've not laughed this much in 10 years, I'll bet. Thank you, Jeanne Robertson ... I promise to always look for the humor from here on out ...

[@user-pz8on7wk4m]

I'm from Margate Kent in England and I think this wonderful lady is the greatest story teller ever. You can appreciate why she was a former beauty queen. R.I.P. Jeanne you are greatly missed ❤❤❤❤

[@mybusylife2158]

Whatever it is with the KZbin algorithm, keep this stuff coming. It's pure gold!

[@donnarouse5366]

Truly a wonderful woman! The first story I heard was the grocery list! She will be missed!

[@JGLy22086]

The first one I heard was the Raft Trip! Omg!, i laughed till I cried.

[@TheRumbleBunny]

I love her so, I hope she is making the angels laugh!

[@marigeobrien]

LOL! Myself, I'm a container person. Shortly after my children and I first moved into this apartment, I woke up to find a bat hanging from the living ceiling (like they're supposed to). I woke my son (who never gets up before he has to) and got an empty plastic coffee container and told him to capture it and put it outside. After he stopped grumbling (he's hell before he has coffee) and got through the "why should I?" phase (because I'm too scared), he got out the step stool and managed to capture it and put it outside. Whew! Thanks for the memory.

[@emknits53]

I laughed so hard when I watched this in the middle of the night. I don't know what my neighbor thinks I'm doing.

[@refich]

I'm in love with Left Brain and his WIFE!!

[@jenniferbunderle3829]

Love this lady! Her humor is outstanding, keeps me in stitches!!!

[@smiththomson95]

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

[@chriswills3409]

Refreshing funny from a true Southern comedic storyteller !!

[@thisvideo9457]

happy to have discovered this fantastic lady. She is so much funnier than most younger stand up comedians

[@anita-qq9iw]

is a dull day here in Liverpool England, but Jeanne has just brightened it up. i love my new found funny girl.

[@lestatangel]

"She might if she can keep her socks on." omg 😂

[@a.dalton4491]

LOL my favorite line hahaha

[@conniekuist]

I love this woman, She is beyond funny ! If anyone can find something wrong with her humor then there`s something very wrong with them !!!!!!

[@robynrodriguez6237]

You are SO RIGHT!!

[@Wheatley60]

As always, simplicity at it's best when it comes to stand up comedian,Jeanne Robertson.

[@cathyjohnson2292]

Miss this beautiful lady. Love her videos. Can't wait to hear the stories about her being in heaven. RIP

[@brendaunger1939]

The good thing about being old, I can watch this over and not remember it the first time.

[@lebleb1972]

Got to be one of the funniest comedians around. Love the cleaness

[@debrahape9706]

You will be greatly missed, Jeanne. 💕

[@spiraljoe1273]

We are not Victoria’s Secret people!!!! Love her so much!

[@gailbatchelor5339]

We were fortunate enough to enjoy a personal show by Jeanne, in Orange, TX, awhile back...and we continue to delight in her on line humor, too! --- For sure the "best medicine"!

[@angelamuircroft5181]

Too too funny for words. My face is aching from laughing. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[@Swnsasy]

She is so absolutely hilarious! I'm 42 and have been watching her since I was 16 because I would lay with my grams and just watched!! Love, love this funny and beautiful woman...

[@simonlang2485]

Jeanne, you're deliciously funny, lovely to look at, and a Southern Lady to the core! I don't know how you manage all that at once--well, obviously, graciously, of course!--but please, keep doing and being what you are! I simply love it!

[@melissasheppard6674]

So funny Jeanne! Keep on makin' people laugh!

[@michaelmatthews9874]

I just love this Woman's attitude.... :)

[@cms077]

Funniest thing I watched. Where has Jeanne Robertson been all my life.

[@daisy8297]

I watch Jeanne over and over again on bad days, she never fails to make me feel better. A consummate classy woman ❤️

[@connispellman9715]

I laughed out loud more then once watching this!

[@smiththomson95]

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

[@deborahabernathy1757]

Miss her so! Thankful she has these videos so she can keep us laughing. You know she is keeping them laughing in Heaven!

[@janetbarnette3429]

My day has already been made.....I have laughed so hard listening to Jeanne...

[@marilynmilligan1092]

Moo

[@marilynmilligan1092]

Marilyn Milligan

[@MsLeahSweets]

My grandma would have loved this woman. She has the best comedy I've ever seen! Love it and it reminds me of her 💜

[@joanne4120]

She is and always will be PURE CLASS !!!! RIP dearest friend as Mr Bob Hope pit it...THANKS for the memories..you will be missed!!!💃🙏💕😌😇

[@bonitawauls6274]

I have been grieving over wrinkling up and being a "wrinkle- butt". But, your comment made me laugh so put it in perspective! I earned every one of these wrinkles!! Thank you. I love you.

[@barbararuiz3638]

Can't get enough of your great humor. I've made it a daily routine to grab my phone and tune in for some good laughs for the day ,it's great medication!👍♥️

[@sarsbrooks5398]

Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom. I laughed so hard (after being depressed), I'm going to find the humor in it...

[@annemccarron2281]

The world lost Jeanne August 21, 202. What a terrible loss for all of us, but she sure brought a lot of happiness while she was here.

[@thatgirlthatsme]

Don't reply to the comment who says they want to be your friend. They only want your money. It's a scammer.

[@spanishlady3270]

Glad my sister the Broom lady...forwarded this to me...lmao!!!

[@shirleymcmillen5437]

Just can't stop laughing!!!! She brightens my day. Have to share. Enjoy!

[@kermanjordon3448]

Did she pass away?

[@Nivasi]

leaving hubby's unsupervised is asking for trouble LOL

[@maryannokane4484]

Wonderful & hilarious! I haven't laughed as loud & as long in many years. Thank you for sharing your gift of humor with so many of us. A 80 yr.young nun.

[@paws_purrs23]

I love her sense of Humour good clean fun I'm 28 I don't find swearing funny at all.

[@livingpicture]

Paws&Purrs rjerjrjrdjdjrrjrhthrje3ueur3j3j3j3j33kiop1 r 4567888990qe r you used the word. no matter how many people have a good idea. the first one. the first one. the first one. the first one. the first one

[@lisareed5669]

Thongs.

[@shericarriero6240]

Swearing doesn't concern me much as their nothing but made up words. What's so hard to get over?

[@davidbrogan606]

@Chuck Just because society becomes more immoral does not make it right or acceptable. If society continues down the road of moral degradation, they will eventually get to the point where they will be killing babies because they might be inconvenient... Oh wait, that's just what we are doing now. How far you have fallen, America.

[@davidbrogan606]

@@shericarriero6240 What Paws&Purrs is implying is that she still has a conscience about this matter.

[@nora22000]

"We're not gun people; we're broom people."

[@jillianarnold441]

I'm from the UK and her accent and delivery and timing, she has me in absolute stitches. My husband is seriously hearing impaired and I can relate to a lot she says. Love her to bits.

[@franknewton594]

My mother would have enjoyed this. Clean humor is the best.

[@rebeccadracup8104]

Wonderful Miss Jeanne!!

[@mjpewitt7828]

Rebecca Driver

[@lkywyfable]

What a lovely funny story. You had me laughing out loud in my living room.

[@georgannhaeffner6589]

This one had me laughing all the way through. I love her humor!

[@trinadotson5406]

Love this beautiful lady!

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Holy -er- Smoke! I remember that line from the Andy Griffith show, and I didn't even watch it very much. It's got to be 50 years since I even thought of that line, but now that she mentions it, I remember it too!

[@ourcreativebeehive]

Jeanne you are beautiful, smart and a gift from God to this World. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.💗

[@rettablount8285]

Jeanne Robertson is truly a treasure!

[@Bageera63]

Thanks Miss Jeanne!

[@djalectra1946]

I am so aggravated I missed her performing about 20 miles from my home back in April, Will definately have to keep an eye on her tour schedule.

[@roncheetham673]

nice to have real humor ,clean and tidy

[@conniesmith4771]

Love this lady! Good, clean funny entertainment. She is a delight. I watch a couple of her KZbins every day cause she makes me laugh out loud. 💜

[@nimueh4298]

First time seeing her act on You-Tube very funny lady, I went and Google her name sadly found out she pass away about three weeks ago.

[@debbietrekell2385]

love this lady so funny

[@MargieM10]

I had to drag my hubby away from the TV to see you! We've sat here for over an hour watching your videos! Hilarious! What a blessing you are!

[@seabisjk]

I have laughed until my face hurt - love ya!

[@marlenea6557]

She revived my sense of humor. It takes a special person to make me laugh till i cry !!!!

[@smiththomson95]

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

[@nancywhite6493]

I love laugh at and with Jeanne. I share most of her routines with all my friends and no matter their age, we all enjoy Jeanne's perspective on life.

[@alitza613]

My kids are 9 and 11 and they love to listen to Jeanne!! Even my 6 year old grandaughter asks to hear about the tap dancer! I love having comedy that I'm comfortable letting the kids in on. There *is* comedy without vulgarity!!

[@katiedarlin]

I'm a "broomy" too! Anything heck everything is get the broom and fix whatever is broken lol Best giggle ever Thanks!!

[@katiedarlin]

Anthony yes please all friends welcomed!!!!

[@jeannefiddler7376]

It's October 2021 and still after so many years. I love listening to her and laugh along with her.

[@janleejean]

she is so delightful

[@NarcissusJ]

Marvelous! You speak our language and we love it. Thank you, we appreciate it! ♥

[@turmuskar]

this reminds me of a few weeks ago, I was watching football on tv and the announcer said that they "knocked the ball loose", I heard "Rocky the Bull Moose". I turned to my gf and said, What are they talking about? Rocky was the squirrel, not the moose." Needless to say, I made a hearing appointment the next day.

[@adahall2066]

turmuskar. Lol😉

[@ameliarush2570]

Brilliant

[@sonshinelight]

Pardon me?

[@LynxSouth]

Ears - 0 ; Memory - 1

[@mipopee]

Amelia Rush00, has.. K Ap

[@vid4fun]

I haven't stop laughing. I am glad I discovered this kind of humor. Clean, smart and very funny!

[@zjjir]

love her so much. one of my favorite comedians ever. found her a few years before she passed. and yet was still shocked when i heard it :( i bake her 7up pound cake. first i ever baked! i bake the way she does, so it's perfect for me! made me feel better to find someone who bakes like i do (badly lol). i am so happy that all these videos are available so people can know her and hear her stories!

[@katiecook1269]

Love this woman, she is so funny!

[@veestarling1193]

I love her so much. Best comedy anywhere.

[@virginiacave9888]

I Love this Thank You Jeanne ❤️❤️

[@gaymichaelis7581]

I just love this woman! Jeanne Robertson! She is so cute and comical and funny! And a very pretty lady also! And I can’t believe she’s 6‘2“! Love her stories, about she and her husband And this one about the bat! She is hysterical!!!

[@davidrobinson7422]

She is so delightful. Oh, the pictures she builds ~

[@angels4bobseger]

Jeanne, as always you are hilarious!

[@sierra7202]

That was absolutely hilarious. I just loved the last line.

[@melindaroy7545]

Just found her videos... I'm so grateful her message, is humor, is necessary, when confused, stressed, sad, angry, etc.

[@smiththomson95]

Hello Dear