Stupid Things People Say That Make No Sense. Don McEnery

  Рет қаралды 3,381,672

Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 1 400
@mightyluv
@mightyluv Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.
@jeankoorndyk994
@jeankoorndyk994 Жыл бұрын
M I I I
@MadScientist267
@MadScientist267 Жыл бұрын
You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄 Waste of good oxygen. All of you.
@smartgenes1
@smartgenes1 Жыл бұрын
where?
@TheEmpressMouse
@TheEmpressMouse Жыл бұрын
That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.
@mightyluv
@mightyluv Жыл бұрын
@@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)
@citizenzero0
@citizenzero0 Жыл бұрын
This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!
@Breeze0911
@Breeze0911 Жыл бұрын
Best part, after talent: CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!
@bjolly8924
@bjolly8924 Жыл бұрын
No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.
@karmasutra4774
@karmasutra4774 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@AlCatrraz
@AlCatrraz Жыл бұрын
Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....
@rogertrent9842
@rogertrent9842 Жыл бұрын
@@AlCatrraz LOL you got that right... FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.
@DCell1961
@DCell1961 Жыл бұрын
"We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!
@rossmacintosh5652
@rossmacintosh5652 Жыл бұрын
It really was more than fair.
@marcd1981
@marcd1981 Жыл бұрын
That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.
@davidroman1654
@davidroman1654 Жыл бұрын
@@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that. Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH
@helgabruin2261
@helgabruin2261 Жыл бұрын
Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂
@johnkaimins9998
@johnkaimins9998 Жыл бұрын
This is not funny.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8
@reme001
@reme001 Жыл бұрын
Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..
@rolysantos
@rolysantos Жыл бұрын
WOW! Spot on. Especially everything about getting old.
@sparkytuttle2966
@sparkytuttle2966 Жыл бұрын
Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.
@jimbrown5552
@jimbrown5552 Жыл бұрын
Yes he is
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career. Either way, he's very clever.
@sandragrant1785
@sandragrant1785 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.
@1blastman
@1blastman 8 ай бұрын
@@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.
@terfalicious
@terfalicious Жыл бұрын
"More than fair" - golden!
@whereareweliving9993
@whereareweliving9993 Жыл бұрын
You know he's just saying? I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying. Hope is enough or at least more than fair.
@hc3282
@hc3282 Жыл бұрын
More than golden😅
@gregayala1181
@gregayala1181 Жыл бұрын
0
@btbb3726
@btbb3726 Жыл бұрын
Next level, even.
@billbruno7163
@billbruno7163 Жыл бұрын
The high point
@lyrica2110
@lyrica2110 Жыл бұрын
This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂
@tbillyjoeroth
@tbillyjoeroth 7 ай бұрын
Very smooth delivery
@tomwilliams1639
@tomwilliams1639 10 күн бұрын
It goes without saying. LMAO
@JonsRegularStuff
@JonsRegularStuff Жыл бұрын
how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up
@Roughneck26
@Roughneck26 5 ай бұрын
lol Life experience is the key.
@everynewdayisablessing8509
@everynewdayisablessing8509 Жыл бұрын
Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!
@WeighedWilson
@WeighedWilson Жыл бұрын
His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.
@FrankHerrera-qr1mh
@FrankHerrera-qr1mh Жыл бұрын
Original? Nothing in comedy is original.
@stevekombolis3542
@stevekombolis3542 Жыл бұрын
​@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original. find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"
@FrankHerrera-qr1mh
@FrankHerrera-qr1mh Жыл бұрын
@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.
@stevekombolis3542
@stevekombolis3542 Жыл бұрын
@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then? Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 Жыл бұрын
@1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".
@iowegian7496
@iowegian7496 Жыл бұрын
I hear you 😂
@yppykya
@yppykya Жыл бұрын
How long before you remembered what it was called?
@RR-VanityInKnickers
@RR-VanityInKnickers Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅
@sandspar
@sandspar Жыл бұрын
I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.
@jamesmaybury7452
@jamesmaybury7452 Жыл бұрын
That’s a strange name for your hands!
@davidhornbeck1470
@davidhornbeck1470 Жыл бұрын
The “more than fair” reference is brilliant
@trainliker100
@trainliker100 Жыл бұрын
The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."
@victoriavickery6086
@victoriavickery6086 Жыл бұрын
Brenner was a hoot!
@factsoverfiction7826
@factsoverfiction7826 Жыл бұрын
And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.
@lindamast2766
@lindamast2766 Жыл бұрын
Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone
@trainliker100
@trainliker100 Жыл бұрын
@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.
@kathyrice7931
@kathyrice7931 7 ай бұрын
Man I miss that guy! Loved him!
@danielv413
@danielv413 Жыл бұрын
This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold
@1blastman
@1blastman 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.
@kendallevans4079
@kendallevans4079 7 ай бұрын
"...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!
@connieroberts5152
@connieroberts5152 5 ай бұрын
He’s fantastic!
@hc3282
@hc3282 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅
@kylemurphy597
@kylemurphy597 Жыл бұрын
I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose
@rougetrader
@rougetrader Жыл бұрын
Whoever gave grandpa the mic you owe you as a nation 😂
@Initwithlove
@Initwithlove Жыл бұрын
I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them : if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂
@Initwithlove
@Initwithlove Жыл бұрын
@@rougetraderabsolutely Thanks for saying that❤😂
@1blastman
@1blastman 8 ай бұрын
@@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.
@davidt8438
@davidt8438 5 ай бұрын
The “more than fair” joke is brilliant. It’s so easy to put it together AFTER he tells it.
@dancing_odie
@dancing_odie Жыл бұрын
Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift
@rossmacintosh5652
@rossmacintosh5652 Жыл бұрын
Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?
@ihaveinsomnia1
@ihaveinsomnia1 Жыл бұрын
​@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂
@janishart5128
@janishart5128 Жыл бұрын
​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!
@olspanner
@olspanner Жыл бұрын
Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!
@ryanlema9794
@ryanlema9794 Жыл бұрын
So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!
@ilovemybuddythunder
@ilovemybuddythunder Жыл бұрын
I've been staying stressed with little bouts of depression here the last few months so it's felt really good to watch this and laugh cause it took my mind off things, thank you don!
@gracesol9
@gracesol9 Жыл бұрын
whatever takes your mind off things, do that :)
@Nomadcreations
@Nomadcreations Жыл бұрын
Yes Good Comedy takes Ones mind Off Depressions, Anxiety, Stress & Lonliness!
@eddieboggs8306
@eddieboggs8306 Жыл бұрын
​@@Nomadcreations Laughter is the best medicine.
@Nomadcreations
@Nomadcreations Жыл бұрын
@@eddieboggs8306 So TRUE & NOT Enough Of It :)
@darkwolf4962
@darkwolf4962 Жыл бұрын
Laugh to forget, just don't forget to laugh.
@monicacoyle3760
@monicacoyle3760 Жыл бұрын
Very funny, he's spot on, especially trying to listening to the news and trying to read it the same time
@dougwhiley4028
@dougwhiley4028 Жыл бұрын
About getting old - Im 55 yrs old. I recently moved to a small town. A shop keeper asked me if I had any grandchildren. I felt a bit hurt. It made me feel old. Since then, I've noticed how many 14 yr old Mother's there are in this town.
@annamarielewis7078
@annamarielewis7078 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha💝
@michaelchialastri1088
@michaelchialastri1088 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😅
@M_SC
@M_SC Жыл бұрын
I know a family that has 2 generations for every one my family does. They all have teen pregnancies and mine is full of late bloomers
@dougwhiley4028
@dougwhiley4028 Жыл бұрын
@@M_SC I live in Australia. There isn't much opportunity in this little town. Our government pays single mothers welfare. Some girls see it as their best option to get pregnant as early as possible.
@scouthale
@scouthale Жыл бұрын
He's probably the dad
@marieaudibert5692
@marieaudibert5692 Жыл бұрын
So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂
@shawnhensley4884
@shawnhensley4884 3 ай бұрын
Also Tom Papa.
@islandgal500
@islandgal500 2 ай бұрын
The thing is that this is called 'Dry Bar' likely to point out that it is alcohol-free, so no drunken idiots spewing potty language. All performers keep it clean here, and yes, it takes more talent to do comedy without using shocking language.
@psdesert7907
@psdesert7907 Жыл бұрын
I also love how the correspondent at the scene is always nodding their heads until they speak 🤣🤣
@claudiaweier1153
@claudiaweier1153 Жыл бұрын
First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!
@iCarilloninChrist
@iCarilloninChrist Жыл бұрын
*_So HILARIOUS !!! Love the part about getting older but still being 20 in your head ... keep thinking this will change but it is exactly the way I feel !!!_*
@christinebeames712
@christinebeames712 Жыл бұрын
Hi I’m 78 and feel 40 , I get a terrible shock when I catch sight an old lady in my clothes un expectantly .I’m still suprised that I struggle up the stairs un expectantly
@iCarilloninChrist
@iCarilloninChrist Жыл бұрын
@@christinebeames712 *_God bless you !_*
@CUSELİSFAN
@CUSELİSFAN Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm always surprised by how old my peers look. 🤣
@SK-tr9ii
@SK-tr9ii Жыл бұрын
I know, they haven't aged very well.@@CUSELİSFAN
@BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu
@BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu 8 ай бұрын
I loved the “standing up”! So real!
@per619
@per619 Жыл бұрын
Love observational humor. Excellent.
@jimslaugenhaupt3823
@jimslaugenhaupt3823 Жыл бұрын
It really felt good to laugh again without worrying about who may be offended! Great work Don! We need more of this!
@rogerscalf231
@rogerscalf231 Жыл бұрын
So, you would rather not consider someone else's feelings? Well you're just an a..hole.
@douglasreeves9938
@douglasreeves9938 Жыл бұрын
I don't worry about anyone being offended. Okay, only family.
@ev25zv
@ev25zv Жыл бұрын
Old people could get offended, but they're too old to be WOKE. I'm sure the WOKE police will get around to it, though.
@raymondcouture9374
@raymondcouture9374 Жыл бұрын
I felt offended. He did not talk about Bud Light. What stand up does not pick on Bud Light, now days ???
@jimslaugenhaupt3823
@jimslaugenhaupt3823 Жыл бұрын
@@raymondcouture9374 True, but it is a DRYBAR. 😉
@davidgroeneveld1382
@davidgroeneveld1382 Жыл бұрын
Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did. Loved this video!
@Vincent-ke5zn
@Vincent-ke5zn 5 ай бұрын
I also HATE when people over use and misuse the word "LIKE "
@JeffO-
@JeffO- 4 ай бұрын
I like, "This is what I'm saying." When someone says something you've been saying that you are with. I think Seinfeld said this either in standup or the show.
@jayneweaver8695
@jayneweaver8695 Жыл бұрын
Don McEnery is hilarious! Good clean humor, SO fun thank you!
@johncichon9499
@johncichon9499 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!
@929mmr
@929mmr Жыл бұрын
I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.
@ObsidianFallen
@ObsidianFallen Жыл бұрын
By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right
@mtp4430
@mtp4430 Жыл бұрын
We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved
@theonlyonebribri
@theonlyonebribri Жыл бұрын
Wtf
@michaelevans1690
@michaelevans1690 Жыл бұрын
I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.
@mtp4430
@mtp4430 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.
@michaelevans1690
@michaelevans1690 Жыл бұрын
@mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.
@christineshotton824
@christineshotton824 Жыл бұрын
You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.
@ronstrong9560
@ronstrong9560 Жыл бұрын
Also... The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..." And... "Look".
@guitarcomet5
@guitarcomet5 Жыл бұрын
I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.
@christineshotton824
@christineshotton824 Жыл бұрын
@@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.
@guitarcomet5
@guitarcomet5 Жыл бұрын
@@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩
@christineshotton824
@christineshotton824 Жыл бұрын
@@guitarcomet5 You and me both!
@earlgreco8636
@earlgreco8636 Жыл бұрын
Nice to see a comedian that's actually funny.
@george344
@george344 Жыл бұрын
Keeping up the DryBar standard of shareable humor! Well done!!!
@ciphermatrix
@ciphermatrix Жыл бұрын
This guy is really funny, nice relaxed delivery.
@shriggs55
@shriggs55 Жыл бұрын
funny and original! Bring him back!
@drewschrep
@drewschrep Жыл бұрын
At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?
@Vincent-ke5zn
@Vincent-ke5zn 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, I know what you're saying 😂😅😂
@andyhuebschmann5616
@andyhuebschmann5616 Жыл бұрын
He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever! The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂
@keensoundguy6637
@keensoundguy6637 Жыл бұрын
The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?
@macforme
@macforme Жыл бұрын
andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.
@macforme
@macforme Жыл бұрын
@@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....
@genespell4340
@genespell4340 Жыл бұрын
​@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.
@macforme
@macforme Жыл бұрын
@@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.
@raymondcouture9374
@raymondcouture9374 Жыл бұрын
As Kenny Bania would say: ' That mantis gig is gold Jerry...GOLD!!'
@christinedcruz7648
@christinedcruz7648 Жыл бұрын
Mr. McEnery, you've taken humour to the next level. 👌👍
@glemwheatley9425
@glemwheatley9425 Жыл бұрын
Know what I’m saying?
@hooeetube
@hooeetube Жыл бұрын
@@glemwheatley9425 It goes without saying 😁
@Rowebot15
@Rowebot15 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be Delirium?
@d.t.6072
@d.t.6072 11 ай бұрын
This entire thread is hilarious. 😂
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 Жыл бұрын
Hes a champ. Super sharp and super clever. Yes , with age comes wisdom , and in this video, lots of laughs. I loved this set. Solid. Good stuff from this boss.
@roziebaybe1626
@roziebaybe1626 Жыл бұрын
His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅
@Rabbitzan
@Rabbitzan Жыл бұрын
Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂
@santosmadrigal3702
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?
@Rabbitzan
@Rabbitzan Жыл бұрын
@@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..
@santosmadrigal3702
@santosmadrigal3702 Жыл бұрын
@@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?
@theplanetruth
@theplanetruth Жыл бұрын
That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.
@Strik.9
@Strik.9 Жыл бұрын
Love some clean humor. Respect he can pull it off.
@latarashamcneil9101
@latarashamcneil9101 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a
@MrArturhM
@MrArturhM Жыл бұрын
Such a good laughter I got from this excelent comedian.
@TheSleepingonit
@TheSleepingonit Жыл бұрын
He did get me wondering how you undo a button fly after a few beers, never thought of it because I never bought a pair. He was great
@ev25zv
@ev25zv Жыл бұрын
You unbutton the top button like you do with any other pair of jeans, and then "rip" the fly open and the buttons open up. It's actually faster than a zipper fly.
@jimmie200
@jimmie200 Жыл бұрын
This guy is right on target. He's hilarious.
@Magicstockton
@Magicstockton Жыл бұрын
Mantis joke was solid.
@greendotscott5038
@greendotscott5038 Жыл бұрын
The mattress joke floored me. To obvious! I should have seen it coming!😂👍
@randyduncan4004
@randyduncan4004 Жыл бұрын
He’s Great !! 15 seconds I was doing The coughing laugh , and he got better bc it’s all truth. A true artist.
@guitarcomet5
@guitarcomet5 Жыл бұрын
My most hated saying/phrase is “It is what it is.” Basically what that means is, you’re admitting that you’re wrong or that the truth makes you guilty, but you absolve yourself of responsibility by saying you had little or no control or choice in the matter (when you actually did). It’s a cop out.
@christinebeames712
@christinebeames712 Жыл бұрын
Oh my I. So glad 8m not the only one that gets driven mad when I hear this , you are right it is a cop out , x
@philipbruton6561
@philipbruton6561 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@lindymcbroom953
@lindymcbroom953 Жыл бұрын
@@philipbruton6561 I HATE IT TOO!
@Warped1369
@Warped1369 7 ай бұрын
But, with all things considered as to your insight, in the end, ....it is what it is. =O) xD (The one that I hate most is when someone says, "Spot on", especially when they don't have a British accent (but, even a little then, too).
@guitarcomet5
@guitarcomet5 7 ай бұрын
@@Warped1369 ..”Spot On!” 🤓 (said with a fake English accent)
@harmonysprogress
@harmonysprogress Жыл бұрын
Beautiful!!!!! Still laughing and it's over!!!! 😂😂😂
@LAStars-sratS
@LAStars-sratS Жыл бұрын
Never heard him before, he’s Great! Had me laughing the whole way thru and I’m not a laugher! 💖
@weejim48
@weejim48 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant and very dry delivery. I have instantly subscribed 🤣🤣🤣👍
@chrissmurray255
@chrissmurray255 Жыл бұрын
He sure hits the spot for *this* 62 years-old....but the _real_ trouble with the button-fly-manual-dexterity-test, is having to do it more than a dozen times a night!
@CarlVandenberg
@CarlVandenberg Жыл бұрын
The leg shake at the end of his "I'm peeing right now" joke was perfect! 😁
@c.c.c.8251
@c.c.c.8251 Жыл бұрын
This man is funny . I have not heard good clean comic in many years . Why does people think cursing and using filth make something funny?? This was very refreshing to see 😊😊😊
@minners71
@minners71 Жыл бұрын
Why are people so offended by words?
@c.c.c.8251
@c.c.c.8251 Жыл бұрын
@@minners71 Because my lord and savior Jesus said let no filthy communication come out of your mouth ,and I have his spirit in me and everything that is filth and unholy makes me sick and want to throw up. If Jesus is offended than I'm offended. Repent or Perish, last days warning, Jesus is coming, if you are in sin and not set free from all sin and to never sin again then you will burn forever. Plea with Jesus Christ to save your soul. Obey the gospel of Jesus Christ. Bible study 101.on you tube every night at 9;15 pm CST click on the blue lantern for the real Jesus Christ if anyone claims Jesus and says you can sin every day is of the devil and Jesus is going to cut you down devil. Now are you offended, if you are or anyone then you are offended by your lord and savior Jesus Christ!!
@PJ.229
@PJ.229 Жыл бұрын
@minners71 You’re a straight white man, aren’t you?
@c.c.c.8251
@c.c.c.8251 Жыл бұрын
@@PJ.229 I belong to Jesus Christ and hate evil of every kind .Repent or Perish.
@stevekombolis3542
@stevekombolis3542 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this set before and still watched it again. Partly because I'm 50 and relate to the struggle of standing up too fast and because he's really funny Thank you for the special sir (I added the sir to be annoying 😁)
@BarryMitchell-w8i
@BarryMitchell-w8i Жыл бұрын
Still funny after all these years. Great to see you.
@trainliker100
@trainliker100 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites we used to see all the time in TV advertisements is something that came in "a full quart bottle." Is there some other sort of quart. A "partial quart bottle?"
@pi-sx3mb
@pi-sx3mb Жыл бұрын
What a great set! Totally nailed it and kept it clean. Thanks for the laughs!
@Celeste-in-Oz
@Celeste-in-Oz Жыл бұрын
This guy is a natural, his style reminded me of Seinfeld 👍🏼
@riverraisin1
@riverraisin1 Жыл бұрын
He was trying to present his comedy like Norm McDonald.
@Dkriedt
@Dkriedt Жыл бұрын
He wrote for Seinfeld
@Celeste-in-Oz
@Celeste-in-Oz Жыл бұрын
@@Dkriedt wow, I genuinely had no idea! Thanks!
@anitajones4899
@anitajones4899 Жыл бұрын
OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏
@situational.analysis
@situational.analysis 8 ай бұрын
Great set. Good material perfect delivery. Here's one: "Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite." You can't do both. If you're sleeping tight... they're biting the hell out of you. And if you're not letting them bite... you're not sleeping. You're standing up all night in your underwear with a can of D-con. I just wrote that.
@BlackieNuff
@BlackieNuff Жыл бұрын
This dude just normalized "willn't" for me. I have thought the exact same thing myself, but it's great to get validation.
@Slidog
@Slidog 3 ай бұрын
Aint that the truth.
@anjapinkau3737
@anjapinkau3737 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I really had a good laugh! Several actually. So refreshing!
@40KoopasWereHere
@40KoopasWereHere 7 ай бұрын
"Somebody's coming, somebody's coming - more at 11!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheRealDeal130
@TheRealDeal130 Жыл бұрын
He's a natural, I enjoyed the whole sketch.
@ellie5562
@ellie5562 Жыл бұрын
Funny, intelligent and CLEAN!
@nickroberts-xf7oq
@nickroberts-xf7oq Жыл бұрын
Clean funny humor ! 😂 👏 🏆
@jadefire2817
@jadefire2817 Жыл бұрын
That praying mantis joke had no business being that funny! I was literally screaming! 😂
@arturx6965
@arturx6965 Жыл бұрын
This man is a genius of comedy.
@naomi00723
@naomi00723 Жыл бұрын
I come from a military family, I raised my son to always say Yes Sir, No Sir. I was proud when I overheard him say it when he introduced himself and he's 23 yrs old. I do not want to be called Sir or Mam because it makes me feel old. I have felt that way but, there is also a smile and respect for the kid that had some manners.
@M_SC
@M_SC Жыл бұрын
Manners are culturally relative. I know the first time I saw that some kids have to call their own fathers sir I was shocked and really horrified, felt sick. The impersonal-ness, the formality, the hierarchical construct, the lack of intimacy, familiarity (just look at that word), easiness, and love made me feel sick
@glenpolen5562
@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын
Don is SUPER FANTASTICALLY FUNNY. GREAT SET. THANK YOU. I ENJOY HIS COMEDY. HE IS SMART AND INTELLIGENT. I LOVED THIS VIDEO.
@Kathy-e7c
@Kathy-e7c 8 ай бұрын
I tell people “it tastes like lizard” when they ask what lizard tastes like i tell’em “chicken”
@Kevin-p2g4g
@Kevin-p2g4g 14 күн бұрын
😂😂
@guytero8812
@guytero8812 Жыл бұрын
Nice to hear a comedian that doesn't talk about farting, doesn't swear and doesn't pull faces. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@kelvinharris2776
@kelvinharris2776 2 күн бұрын
You took the words right out of my mouth!
@jamesstafford6543
@jamesstafford6543 Жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!
@Miami7
@Miami7 Жыл бұрын
You are right about eternally scrolling to pick a date. Why don't they just let us type it in? Millennial programming.
@BW12149
@BW12149 8 ай бұрын
Here in Oklahoma, when you are going somewhere, the saying is “ I’m fixing to leave..”, my wife is from Pennsylvania and we’ve been together 37 years married. The other day, she said to me, “ I’m fixing to leave..” she heard herself say that and while I’m laughing and told her she’s now an official okie!
@EmilyTienne
@EmilyTienne Жыл бұрын
Every joke was quite funny, especially with his delivery style. Would like to see more of him.
@juliansmith4295
@juliansmith4295 Жыл бұрын
At last, someone else who can't stand the mindless expression, "I'm just saying."
@guardianangel9517
@guardianangel9517 Жыл бұрын
SO SICK OF HEARING THAT...
@carlbaumeister3439
@carlbaumeister3439 Жыл бұрын
I think I just found my favorite new comedian!
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
My sister tried to make “I amn’t” a thing back in the ‘70s. It didn’t work.
@stevecarter8810
@stevecarter8810 2 ай бұрын
Bain't it?
@allthingsnu4673
@allthingsnu4673 Жыл бұрын
Very original and funny! That last joke about him peeing for real was a good and surprising punch line 😆.
@cynthiajohnston424
@cynthiajohnston424 Жыл бұрын
Yes & a clever way to end ! Well done !
@gayleneelaban1161
@gayleneelaban1161 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! Love his humor, and the fact that he doesn’t have to be dirty, to be funny!
@RobertDeMartin
@RobertDeMartin Жыл бұрын
Very funny! "Hey, what did you say?" "What is your name?" (only allowed to ask that question twice, after that you're on your own.) Hmmm, "On your own." "How ya doin'?" Very intimate way of saying hello to someone. Their answer? "How ya doin'?" Time? What people mean: I'll be there (or back) in a minute = 5 minutes. 10 minutes = 20-25 minutes. 20 minutes = 40-45 minutes. 30 minutes = 1hr-1hr+15. 1 hour = 2-2.5 hrs. Soon = up to 4 hours. This afternoon = tomorrow. Tomorrow = not sure or never. Oh, I forgot, "in a second" - 3 minutes. "Have a nice day!" Wow! I was worried. I thought he would tell me to have a bad day!
@riverraisin1
@riverraisin1 Жыл бұрын
Worse than a mirror is seeing your face on a smart phone.
@TheSkepticalCynic
@TheSkepticalCynic 8 ай бұрын
You know you're old when you're afraid to fart! I'm 87 y.o.! Am I afraid to fart? It all Depends!🤔
@connielindquist924
@connielindquist924 5 ай бұрын
Could it accentuate every imperfection any clearer?🥴😂
@ReneeBraxton
@ReneeBraxton 3 ай бұрын
Hell Yes! 😂😅
@LoveAcrossAmerica
@LoveAcrossAmerica Жыл бұрын
We take sleep to the next level 🤣😂
@Justin-fq7vj
@Justin-fq7vj Жыл бұрын
Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅
@macforme
@macforme Жыл бұрын
A nice quotation to put a convict at ease, and about to get his sentence...um... terminated.
@DaughterOfEncouragement
@DaughterOfEncouragement 4 ай бұрын
He's so laid back, and I like that he's snarky without coming off as bitter. That's hard to do. Kept a smile on my face and a tickle in my funny bone. Full set, please!
@NhwNews
@NhwNews Жыл бұрын
Funny and with no expletives. Well done!
@Mike-yg8ig
@Mike-yg8ig 8 ай бұрын
Where the hell has this guy been? He's funny AF!
@russellgilbert3453
@russellgilbert3453 Жыл бұрын
I like how this guy thinks! 😂
@VioletJoy
@VioletJoy Жыл бұрын
His timing reminds me so much of two other comedians I've watched on this channel. I love this kind of humor. 😂
@ohillbilly
@ohillbilly Жыл бұрын
Enjoyed the show! Thumbs up! ... In reference to the first bit. I have a hard time listening to folks say, "Long story short". Then ramble on for thirty minutes. I've gotten to where I reply with "short story long". "NO!" or some other one syllable word.
@TheKelliLam
@TheKelliLam Жыл бұрын
Omg this guy is hilarious!!! I needed this tonight
@emiliadavis8247
@emiliadavis8247 Жыл бұрын
He's got to make more stand ups!! Sooo funny!!! 😂
@miceric59
@miceric59 3 ай бұрын
This guy is a clever comic, good material, good timing, intelligent comedy, most impressed
@Chardonbois
@Chardonbois Жыл бұрын
Great original set from a mature comic. Hilarious!
The Fastest Way To Get Fired. Tom Briscoe - Full Special
20:49
Dry Bar Comedy
Рет қаралды 2,7 МЛН
Disrespect or Respect 💔❤️
00:27
Thiago Productions
Рет қаралды 41 МЛН
Увеличили моцареллу для @Lorenzo.bagnati
00:48
Кушать Хочу
Рет қаралды 8 МЛН
快乐总是短暂的!😂 #搞笑夫妻 #爱美食爱生活 #搞笑达人
00:14
朱大帅and依美姐
Рет қаралды 11 МЛН
Why You Can't 'Deal With Your Life' | Jeff Allen
17:08
Jeff Allen Comedy
Рет қаралды 170 М.
School Will Never Teach You Anything Useful. Don McEnery
5:01
A Little More Dry Bar
Рет қаралды 47 М.
The World's Funniest Veterinarian. Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald - Full Special
20:35
Stand-Up Comedy About Getting Old | Netflix Is A Joke
16:56
Netflix Is A Joke
Рет қаралды 1,2 МЛН
The Scientific Reason Your Wife Is Always Right. Don McMillan
6:46
A Little More Dry Bar
Рет қаралды 1,4 МЛН
Best Stand up comedy sketch ever!
5:00
Aiysha Jebali
Рет қаралды 6 МЛН
Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes. Brad Upton
39:04
Dry Bar Comedy
Рет қаралды 21 МЛН
Russell Peters's Funniest jokes on Indians.ll Funny desi jokes.
6:50
India Trendz
Рет қаралды 3,6 МЛН
I'm Not Done Yet. Brad Upton - Full Special
40:59
Dry Bar Comedy
Рет қаралды 5 МЛН
Fine Dining And Utter Nonsense. Chad Thornsberry - Full Special
27:36
Dry Bar Comedy
Рет қаралды 1,5 МЛН