Stupid Things People Say That Make No Sense. Don McEnery

[@DCell1961]

"We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!

[@rossmacintosh5652]

It really was more than fair.

[@marcd1981]

That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.

[@davidroman1654]

@@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that. Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH

[@helgabruin2261]

Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂

[@johnkaimins9998]

This is not funny.@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8

[@mightyluv]

This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.

[@jeankoorndyk994]

M I I I

[@MadScientist267]

You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄 Waste of good oxygen. All of you.

[@smartgenes1]

where?

[@TheEmpressMouse]

That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.

[@mightyluv]

@@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)

[@terfalicious]

"More than fair" - golden!

[@whereareweliving9993]

You know he's just saying? I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying. Hope is enough or at least more than fair.

[@hc3282]

More than golden😅

[@gregayala1181]

0

[@btbb3726]

Next level, even.

[@billbruno7163]

The high point

[@davidhornbeck1470]

The “more than fair” reference is brilliant

[@BethBurns68]

it truly is!

[@citizenzero0]

This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!

[@Breeze0911]

Best part, after talent: CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!

[@bjolly8924]

No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.

[@karmasutra4774]

Yep

[@AlCatrraz]

Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....

[@rogertrent9842]

@@AlCatrraz LOL you got that right... FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.

[@reme001]

Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..

[@sparkytuttle2966]

Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.

[@jimbrown5552]

Yes he is

[@kingayy9267]

Same here. Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career. Either way, he's very clever.

[@sandragrant1785]

Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.

[@1blastman]

@@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.

[@danielv413]

This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold

[@1blastman]

Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.

[@kendallevans4079]

"...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!

[@connieroberts5152]

He’s fantastic!

[@rolysantos]

WOW! Spot on. Especially everything about getting old.

[@Robil63]

What was? I forgot, and I don't know how to rewind the video.

[@lyrica2110]

This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂

[@tbillyjoeroth]

Very smooth delivery

[@tomwilliams1639]

It goes without saying. LMAO

[@hc3282]

Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅

[@kylemurphy597]

I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose

[@Initwithlove]

I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them : if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂

[@Initwithlove]

@@PRINCE_SHANEabsolutely Thanks for saying that❤😂

[@1blastman]

@@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.

[@marieaudibert5692]

So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂

[@shawnhensley4884]

Also Tom Papa.

[@islandgal500]

The thing is that this is called 'Dry Bar' likely to point out that it is alcohol-free, so no drunken idiots spewing potty language. All performers keep it clean here, and yes, it takes more talent to do comedy without using shocking language.

[@JonsRegularStuff]

how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up

[@Roughneck26]

lol Life experience is the key.

[@bethr8756]

He's not old

[@psdesert7907]

I also love how the correspondent at the scene is always nodding their heads until they speak 🤣🤣

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!

[@WeighedWilson]

His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.

[@FrankHerrera-qr1mh]

Original? Nothing in comedy is original.

[@stevekombolis3542]

​@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original. find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"

[@FrankHerrera-qr1mh]

@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.

[@stevekombolis3542]

@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then? Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to

[@davidt8438]

The “more than fair” joke is brilliant. It’s so easy to put it together AFTER he tells it.

[@dancing_odie]

Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift

[@rossmacintosh5652]

Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?

[@ihaveinsomnia1]

​@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂

[@janishart5128]

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!

[@olspanner]

Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!

[@per619]

Love observational humor. Excellent.

[@iCarilloninChrist]

*_So HILARIOUS !!! Love the part about getting older but still being 20 in your head ... keep thinking this will change but it is exactly the way I feel !!!_*

[@christinebeames712]

Hi I’m 78 and feel 40 , I get a terrible shock when I catch sight an old lady in my clothes un expectantly .I’m still suprised that I struggle up the stairs un expectantly

[@iCarilloninChrist]

@@christinebeames712 *_God bless you !_*

[@CUSELİSFAN]

Yeah, I'm always surprised by how old my peers look. 🤣

[@SK-tr9ii]

I know, they haven't aged very well.@@CUSELİSFAN

[@BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu]

I loved the “standing up”! So real!

[@ryanlema9794]

So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!

[@trainliker100]

The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."

[@victoriavickery6086]

Brenner was a hoot!

[@factsoverfiction7826]

And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.

[@lindamast2766]

Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone

[@trainliker100]

@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.

[@kathyrice7931]

Man I miss that guy! Loved him!

[@claudiaweier1153]

First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!

[@monicacoyle3760]

Very funny, he's spot on, especially trying to listening to the news and trying to read it the same time

[@Strik.9]

Love some clean humor. Respect he can pull it off.

[@jayneweaver8695]

Don McEnery is hilarious! Good clean humor, SO fun thank you!

[@johnmckown1267]

@1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".

[@yppykya]

How long before you remembered what it was called?

[@RR-VanityInKnickers]

Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅

[@sandspar]

I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.

[@jamesmaybury7452]

That’s a strange name for your hands!

[@johnmorgan7947]

Live forever ❤️ ...believe THE GOSPEL 😊

[@ilovemybuddythunder]

I've been staying stressed with little bouts of depression here the last few months so it's felt really good to watch this and laugh cause it took my mind off things, thank you don!

[@gracesol9]

whatever takes your mind off things, do that :)

[@Nomadcreations]

Yes Good Comedy takes Ones mind Off Depressions, Anxiety, Stress & Lonliness!

[@eddieboggs8306]

​@@Nomadcreations Laughter is the best medicine.

[@Nomadcreations]

@@eddieboggs8306 So TRUE & NOT Enough Of It :)

[@darkwolf4962]

Laugh to forget, just don't forget to laugh.

[@jimslaugenhaupt3823]

It really felt good to laugh again without worrying about who may be offended! Great work Don! We need more of this!

[@rogerscalf231]

So, you would rather not consider someone else's feelings? Well you're just an a..hole.

[@douglasreeves9938]

I don't worry about anyone being offended. Okay, only family.

[@ev25zv]

Old people could get offended, but they're too old to be WOKE. I'm sure the WOKE police will get around to it, though.

[@raymondcouture9374]

I felt offended. He did not talk about Bud Light. What stand up does not pick on Bud Light, now days ???

[@jimslaugenhaupt3823]

@@raymondcouture9374 True, but it is a DRYBAR. 😉

[@raymondcouture9374]

As Kenny Bania would say: ' That mantis gig is gold Jerry...GOLD!!'

[@greendotscott5038]

The mattress joke floored me. To obvious! I should have seen it coming!😂👍

[@christineshotton824]

You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.

[@ronstrong9560]

Also... The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..." And... "Look".

[@guitarcomet5]

I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.

[@christineshotton824]

@@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.

[@guitarcomet5]

@@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩

[@christineshotton824]

@@guitarcomet5 You and me both!

[@george344]

Keeping up the DryBar standard of shareable humor! Well done!!!

[@929mmr]

I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.

[@ciphermatrix]

This guy is really funny, nice relaxed delivery.

[@CarlVandenberg]

The leg shake at the end of his "I'm peeing right now" joke was perfect! 😁

[@MrArturhM]

Such a good laughter I got from this excelent comedian.

[@dixieboy5689]

Hes a champ. Super sharp and super clever. Yes , with age comes wisdom , and in this video, lots of laughs. I loved this set. Solid. Good stuff from this boss.

[@shriggs55]

funny and original! Bring him back!

[@loshomusic]

Thanks!

[@dougwhiley4028]

About getting old - Im 55 yrs old. I recently moved to a small town. A shop keeper asked me if I had any grandchildren. I felt a bit hurt. It made me feel old. Since then, I've noticed how many 14 yr old Mother's there are in this town.

[@annamarielewis7078]

Hahahahaha💝

[@michaelchialastri1088]

Lol 😅

[@M_SC]

I know a family that has 2 generations for every one my family does. They all have teen pregnancies and mine is full of late bloomers

[@dougwhiley4028]

@@M_SC I live in Australia. There isn't much opportunity in this little town. Our government pays single mothers welfare. Some girls see it as their best option to get pregnant as early as possible.

[@scouthale]

He's probably the dad

[@jimmie200]

This guy is right on target. He's hilarious.

[@christinedcruz7648]

Mr. McEnery, you've taken humour to the next level. 👌👍

[@glemwheatley9425]

Know what I’m saying?

[@hooeetube]

@@glemwheatley9425 It goes without saying 😁

[@Rowebot15]

Wouldn't that be Delirium?

[@d.t.6072]

This entire thread is hilarious. 😂

[@earlgreco8636]

Nice to see a comedian that's actually funny.

[@andyhuebschmann5616]

He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever! The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂

[@keensoundguy6637]

The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?

[@macforme]

andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.

[@macforme]

@@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....

[@genespell4340]

​@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.

[@macforme]

@@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.

[@davidgroeneveld1382]

Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did. Loved this video!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I also HATE when people over use and misuse the word "LIKE "

[@JeffO-]

I like, "This is what I'm saying." When someone says something you've been saying that you are with. I think Seinfeld said this either in standup or the show.

[@TheSleepingonit]

He did get me wondering how you undo a button fly after a few beers, never thought of it because I never bought a pair. He was great

[@ev25zv]

You unbutton the top button like you do with any other pair of jeans, and then "rip" the fly open and the buttons open up. It's actually faster than a zipper fly.

[@roziebaybe1626]

His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅

[@Rabbitzan]

Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂

[@santosmadrigal3702]

People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?

[@Rabbitzan]

@@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..

[@santosmadrigal3702]

@@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?

[@theplanetruth]

That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.

[@drewschrep]

At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Yeah, I know what you're saying 😂😅😂

[@anitajones4899]

OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏

[@BarryMitchell-w8i]

Still funny after all these years. Great to see you.

[@harmonysprogress]

Beautiful!!!!! Still laughing and it's over!!!! 😂😂😂

[@randyduncan4004]

He’s Great !! 15 seconds I was doing The coughing laugh , and he got better bc it’s all truth. A true artist.

[@johncichon9499]

I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!

[@ellie5562]

Funny, intelligent and CLEAN!

[@Magicstockton]

Mantis joke was solid.

[@40KoopasWereHere]

"Somebody's coming, somebody's coming - more at 11!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nickroberts-xf7oq]

Clean funny humor ! 😂 👏 🏆

[@weejim48]

Brilliant and very dry delivery. I have instantly subscribed 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@pi-sx3mb]

What a great set! Totally nailed it and kept it clean. Thanks for the laughs!

[@latarashamcneil9101]

Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a

[@trainliker100]

One of my favorites we used to see all the time in TV advertisements is something that came in "a full quart bottle." Is there some other sort of quart. A "partial quart bottle?"

[@allthingsnu4673]

Very original and funny! That last joke about him peeing for real was a good and surprising punch line 😆.

[@cynthiajohnston424]

Yes & a clever way to end ! Well done !

[@TheRealDeal130]

He's a natural, I enjoyed the whole sketch.

[@greatgatsby6953]

This is the kind of clean humour I love!

[@anjapinkau3737]

Thank you! I really had a good laugh! Several actually. So refreshing!

[@stuartofblyth]

Well done, that man. Laugh-out-loud funny and you could watch it with the kids.

[@gayleneelaban1161]

This guy is hilarious! Love his humor, and the fact that he doesn’t have to be dirty, to be funny!

[@Chardonbois]

Great original set from a mature comic. Hilarious!

[@tonyrobbins1665]

The button fly jeans! 🤣🤣😂🤣 Dexterity test!

[@daleshackley1046]

So right on! Especially about getting old! OMG, so true

[@glenpolen5562]

Don is SUPER FANTASTICALLY FUNNY. GREAT SET. THANK YOU. I ENJOY HIS COMEDY. HE IS SMART AND INTELLIGENT. I LOVED THIS VIDEO.

[@stevekombolis3542]

I've seen this set before and still watched it again. Partly because I'm 50 and relate to the struggle of standing up too fast and because he's really funny Thank you for the special sir (I added the sir to be annoying 😁)

[@arturx6965]

This man is a genius of comedy.

[@TheKelliLam]

Omg this guy is hilarious!!! I needed this tonight

[@ObsidianFallen]

By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right

[@mtp4430]

We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved

[@theonlyonebribri]

Wtf

[@michaelevans1690]

I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.

[@mtp4430]

@@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.

[@michaelevans1690]

@mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.

[@TRICK-OR-TREAT236]

THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF TO REMEMBER ! 😂 🤣 😂

[@jonahansen]

This guy is great! I was actually laughing at most everything for some reason...

[@jamesstafford6543]

Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!

[@carlbaumeister3439]

I think I just found my favorite new comedian!

[@VioletJoy]

His timing reminds me so much of two other comedians I've watched on this channel. I love this kind of humor. 😂

[@guarinodanny1]

Simple and elegant. Funny

[@LAStars-sratS]

Never heard him before, he’s Great! Had me laughing the whole way thru and I’m not a laugher! 💖

[@russellgilbert3453]

I like how this guy thinks! 😂

[@NhwNews]

Funny and with no expletives. Well done!

[@marystrenke3050]

Scrolling for the year of my birth year!!! Takes forever 😂

[@EmilyTienne]

Every joke was quite funny, especially with his delivery style. Would like to see more of him.

[@Mike-yg8ig]

Where the hell has this guy been? He's funny AF!

[@charlenefriess2128]

Feeling George Carlin was being channeled here! Love it

[@billmalec]

"Can I ask you a question" is my favorite. I always answer with "you just did".

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

This guy is a natural, his style reminded me of Seinfeld 👍🏼

[@riverraisin1]

He was trying to present his comedy like Norm McDonald.

[@Dkriedt]

He wrote for Seinfeld

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

@@Dkriedt wow, I genuinely had no idea! Thanks!

[@DaughterOfEncouragement]

He's so laid back, and I like that he's snarky without coming off as bitter. That's hard to do. Kept a smile on my face and a tickle in my funny bone. Full set, please!

[@emiliadavis8247]

He's got to make more stand ups!! Sooo funny!!! 😂

[@miceric59]

This guy is a clever comic, good material, good timing, intelligent comedy, most impressed

[@donnamate9238]

Good one....he's very funny

[@johncoope5971]

How good to hear clever humor

[@commonsensecorner7275]

I love the way he thinks! 😝🤣

[@tstewart3034]

I may be the only black man listening because hes clean, no cursing, no sex, no vulgarity, or violence.... EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ArnB-hk4hn]

That's Dry Bar comedy for you. It's why I like it..

[@Benjamin-jo4rf]

Are you implying you’re the only black man who isn’t vulgar?

[@saidijulius4712]

We toghter bro

[@saidijulius4712]

​@Benjamin-jorf Are u taking it personal??😅

[@janvangorp6918]

Hey Blackman! Remember rapper Heavy D. Love the track's, black coffee, overweight lover and 'is it good for you ' Greatings from a white man, married to black babe for 22 years.

[@josephgiri2398]

Thank you Mr McEnery, it was a challeging day and your humor was a great surprise gift.

[@gsftom]

Good stuff. I would enjoy talking with this guy and hanging out.