Jeanne Robertson | Don't Hire a Hit Man

[@conniecrawford5231]

Burlington NC lost two of its greatest citizens recently- Left Brain in June and Jeanne Aug21! God must be up in heaven laughing! RIP Jeanne and Jerry!

[@shaunaboucher4410]

I had no idea Left Brain died! At least they're together. ❤

[@kyleanuar9090]

I know of three couples who died within days to a month of each other and they're always known to have peaceful loving marriage and they also have fine children who were my friends. One was my teacher.

[@australiainfelix7307]

And as of today (11 Nov 22) the JeanneRobertson channel has 131,512,777 hits. We were blessed.

[@cards0486]

I’m so grateful we have all these videos of Jeanne. I was floored when I heard of her passing. Right after I watched her memorial service, crying my eyes out, I went to ‘Never Send A Man to the Grocery Store’. It was the first video of hers I ever saw, and I needed that laugh again. God bless you, Jeanne. Thank you for the wonderful gifts you left us.

[@mastiffmama6008]

I just found her . I am so sorry to hear of her passing

[@cottoncandyfriends8933]

@@mastiffmama6008 I heard of her about 3 mo's ago. At that time, I really needed to laugh (I STILL do need to laugh! It's been a bad few mo's!)...and found out she had a CLEAN sense of humor! Just a few days after I found her, I also then found out she had passed away. I think she was great! I still watch her all the time, ESPECIALLY when I need to laugh!

[@mastiffmama6008]

My favorite was never trust a man with luggage. I watch it over and over again

[@JenMarco]

That was the first video I saw of hers and shared it on Facebook. Everyone loved her.

[@Charlotte-bn4gp]

"Never send a man to the grocery store" was the first video I saw. I was hooked and wished she was my Aunt that I could have spent time with. I still watch Jeanne and find she makes hard days a lot better!!

[@ancientsage1969]

Aaawww this one is at 1.7 million views. RIP to such a beautiful soul. 😍

[@katjarodermil3726]

This women is a genius.

[@robynowen2583]

I'm glad she put her stories on KZbin, I never knew who she was. I'm hooked

[@mj27781]

Me too. She's hilarious.

[@juliaboros3037]

Me too

[@jshef9057]

Same here! Never knew about her until I saw her on KZbin.

[@kitchenboy69]

Agreed! Im on the same boat!

[@annafields6961]

I am to she has the greatest stories

[@kellycranford3592]

she is the funniest woman of all time!! Just love her and Left Brain!!

[@yvonnemurray5537]

My sister turned me on to Jeanne…and I am so grateful!

[@jameswentworth6881]

I'm a New England yankee boy born and bred, but I lived on the west coast in San Francisco for thirty years. However, I'd left my heart here in suburban Boston and I returned. BUT I'd trade this accent of mine which never did go away for the privilege of calling you an honorary Mom. Thanks so very much for the laughs.

[@carleen5345]

I am so glad to have discovered Jeanne. She is like intravenous sunshine on a cloudy day.

[@heathermceachern7453]

She is amazing. Sometimes, in fact, many times, I have experiences that are hilarious to others and to myself. I’ve wondered if I could do stand up about life especially as were in the middle of a high growth of an aging population who didn’t grow up with computers or phones that I wonder if they are detachable at bedtime. How or where do you find out how to help see and show others that life no matter from what view, can be hilarious and it’s the easiest and best way I’ve found to go through life

[@heathermceachern7453]

I’m close to beyond early eighties. BUT, I’ve lost two inches. How tall was Jeanne when she was younger, 6’5 if she is still 6’2???

[@heathermceachern7453]

She is a very beautiful experience to watch her ease and humor in daily reoccurring experience. Her frame of reference is from daily common realities.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

She is a ray of sunshine. Bless her beautiful heart.❤

[@briananderson2452]

And now her vidios have hundreds of thousands of legitimate hits. The most charming of speakers!

[@mariyakilgore7416]

Try 70+ Million Views :)

[@kyle18934]

lol how much does she owe her grand children now? she didnt say for their part lol

[@melissagreer4738]

Amen!❤💗💋

[@chrisreeves1547]

Amen!

[@dOVERanalyst]

I'm from India. And when KZbin started taking off ads, and you needed to not just slide from start to end but actually watch the whole goddamn thing, I did think of using all my devices and starting the playlist for my channel up. I did request others to do the same and let the playlist play in loop, on a new tab. Ah, my channel

[@qhsperson]

I can't believe I've never heard of this woman. She's so funny!

[@cloud9land]

qhsperson you are 1 year up on me, I’ve only just found her myself. She’s awesome 🏆😂

[@KabooomandStuff]

@@cloud9land yeah youtube just randomly suggested her videos to me yesterday

[@SuperMikki77]

She is so funny!! And guess where I found this woman! .. KZbin

[@hcachick1663]

I just found her a couple of weeks ago, absolutely hilarious

[@dixiecyrus8136]

She was a Miss America

[@SnivillusLupin]

Watching Jeanne is like sitting with my grandmother and having a laugh. She's got that southern charm.

[@19hobbes]

Went to one of her shows. What a funny a classy lady. After the show even though she had to tired she very graciously greeted and had pictures taken with everybody who wanted one. She spent a good amount of time with a child with special needs that was in front of us, making sure this child was enjoying herself.

[@tracyantee7760]

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[@777jxd]

Jeanne could stand there and read the phone book to us, and we’d die laughing! She’s AMAZING! 👍👏😘

[@kathrynillsley7557]

Why isn’t this person internationally famous? She’s great

[@sarahshah7932]

I love this woman! I love listening to her stories. I love her voice. I love her accent. I love how she makes me laugh! I love her sense of humor, but best of all I love how she makes me feel so glad to be alive!!!

[@patsmith5947]

I’m so sad that she has passed! We got robbed, she died way to soon.

[@suzancasey8818]

Love her. Miss her 😢.

[@robinjohnson697]

I love your videos absolutely hilarious need always

[@Rachel-pl5rk]

I love her!!! She reminds me so much of my late mammaw, I cant stop watching.

[@mena94x3]

I hope you’re happier now that you’ve got many many thousands (and in some cases, MILLIONS) of hits now! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@edwolfe1950]

How do 37 people not like Jeanne? Really, did you LISTEN to her? She's awesome!

[@bettyhouk8727]

Darlene W , 37 people are brain dead and there fore no sense of humor ! But we must not condemn them too harshly as they can’t help it , they were born that way ! What a dull life without sunshine, love and a darn funny Jeanne Robertson !! I can’t start my day with out a bit of laughter and a good cup of coffee ☕️👍👍👍👍💕💕💕💕🦋🌈👵🏻🐈🖖👽🌻🌊

[@GRITSgirl65]

The count is now up to 160 dislikes. I figure it’s one of two things... either they’re just a bunch of buttholes or the obvious answer... they’re all left-brained. 😂😂😂

[@tamihill8093]

No, I am thinking that everyone is so use to vulgarity in comedy, that they don't know what to do with true smart "comedy". We don't always have to listen to mainstream's idea of laughing because something is truly funny, and rated PG. We need more naturally funny comics like Mrs. Robertson! Thank you for the laughter!

[@Cryptonymicus]

Comedy, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, as any real Christian will tell you.

[@sylviaaustin115]

Clearly they dont have a sense of humor!! Lol i love this classy lady!!!

[@onetweetygirl71]

It so wonderful to here a comedian who doesn't have a potty mouth! I almost peed my pants laughing!

[@lesleyclaster6878]

I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. One morning, I hunkered down with KZbin and listened to Jeanne until I could get my motor running. I started laughing, then LOL'ing. By the time I got up, I was smiling ear to ear while I belly laughed. A merry heart sure does good like a medicine. What a day I had! Thank you, Jeanne! (I have repeated the miracle.)

[@katherineshaw1]

Thanks, Jeanne! You got me thru two kinds of cancer! When I was half dead, you made me LAUGH! I thank God for you and I'll be seeing you live in Paducah, Kentucky this April 28th at the Carson Center!

[@lyndameeks5867]

Enjoy Jennie Robertson more than anyone I have watched in Stand up comedy. She is very clever, and funny. Wish everyone I knew could listen to her.

[@eileenwelter90]

“I think it’s tacky” my jaw dropped and I started laughing so hard! Oh man that was amazing.

[@Nikodymus]

I’m so glad I found this wonderful woman!

[@rileyjones2167]

Ma'am, you are a quintessential, classy, southern lady! You're hilarious!

[@gowdsake7103]

Ummmmm

[@johnpoole7327]

You also passed away. Thinking you went up.

[@kmoore3458]

We are so fortunate she shared her life with us

[@kathyplair9152]

Love her so much!! She tells great stories.

[@c8Lorraine1]

A fan from Australia. I’m so grateful Jeanne put her videos up on KZbin, I would never have met this lovely lady and her talks

[@Buttercup624]

Jeanne I just love you and LB, family & friends. Thank you so much for sharing! 💗

[@marianrusso3175]

I’ve spent the better part of this day watching Jeanne Robertson and laughing. A great way to forget about covid19🙂🙂

[@gigidodson]

She must have done this for hours for 1.6 million views. Rest in peace Mrs. Robertson.

[@joschmo1007]

Who knew Jeanne Robertson would ever hire a hit man? You are so funny, girl! You have brought smiles to my face in some tough times.

[@Melidontcare]

I soooo LOVE her.. she is now in her heavenly home ❤️

[@ritatannehill7487]

She is hysterical - one of my all time favorite speakers ❤️⛪️

[@isabellamageo5211]

A marathon!!!!!! In love with this classy lady!❤️❤️..... The hilarity!!!

[@carlwray-carnes6607]

Jeanne is one of the most funniest people I have ever listened to, I especially like that I can enjoy her humor without a string of dirty words. Thank you Jeanne!

[@susansempf5709]

Shows how you don not need to be vulgar , talk about your personal body parts ,or swear to be funny ! This lady is awesome !

[@dianna7795]

Just love this lady! Get away from news & smile & laugh! I need it!

[@reme001]

I really enjoy her stories. They are funny and not offensive which is nice for a change. I am hooked also. Keep it up. Thanks. Another senior (74) who believes in brightening some one's day with a little bit of humor.

[@teresakinner6252]

I was sitting here a little down and out, just got a pacemaker 4 wks. out and now I have the grud. But I listen to several different ones ones of Jeannie programs, I can't describe how uplifting they were for me. I laugh out loud so much I think my pacemaker is confused to what it supposed to be doing...lol just wanted to say thank you, you are harlious...

[@camillehollinger4944]

Love this lady's sense of humor

[@audreyharalambos2592]

such a funny gorgeous lady, love listening to her stories just so funny without bad language or crudeness xx

[@mariaansnyman5056]

😅😅😅😅😅😅 I love Jeannie, she was just the sweetest and funniest woman I have ever listened too.

[@susanhuestis9650]

I begin everyday watching. A great way to start the day off.

[@cherylperkins3302]

I love this lady and look forward to seeing her on here. She is a ray of sunshine. If she ever came to New Zealand I would love to see her in person.

[@greggtaylor1019]

Hi how are you doing

[@lorettawright2169]

When I need a laugh for the day, I look for JEANNE ROBERTSON❣️ Love her❣️ She is hilarious!

[@clo8624]

I love her 🤩🧡 she always puts me in a good mood 🧡

[@GenevieveThornton]

There’s something just so so pleasant and funny about her.

[@patriciamckinney2229]

This lady just made the light in my dark depressing day. Thank you!

[@Lauri101b]

Thank you for making me laugh so hard, my brand new teeth popped out!

[@chrisblair4419]

Now that's funny.

[@kristinasullivan9436]

FUDDLEYP JONES yep. Now my nephew gets to be grossed out 😂

[@mandyv8524]

The sound of the curser being advanced to the end, the poor hitting being paid to hit grandma, et al.. comedy gold!

[@kathleensullivan4547]

I so wished I could have seen her live and only came across her this last year 😅..❤ hilarious and beautiful

[@delorisfernando8216]

I love her humor! I love her attitude!! I love her sweet southern voice! She is a joy to listen to!!!

[@texanasimmons1761]

Jeanne, CONGRATS on getting 100,000 000 hits on youtube!! Ive seen this story before, but I thought Id use this story to send my congratulations to you. WAY TO GO!!!!

[@christopherrychlik6147]

Good, clean, great humor. You are highly entertaining. We need many more like you. Please keep posting.

[@carleen5345]

A great change of pace from the four letter stuff classified as humor these days.

[@barbaraconnett5057]

I’m sorry, Jeanne, is gone, I loved her!🦊

[@Iaskbelievereceive]

Jeanne another treasure thank you laughing with you always makes me happy, God Bless and Keep You

[@dfuss2756]

I just love listening to your stories. The hit from this grannie is free! 😂

[@genataylor460]

That lady has got to be a blast to have as a family member. The entire family has her sense of humor.

[@cynthusp8119]

You are truly a National Treasure! Thank you so much for years of laughter!

[@teresah4972]

Jeanne your stories are always so delightful!! 💕❤️💕

[@lightning95sc]

I'm probably as far from her demographic as you can get, but I think this lady is hilarious. Intelligent, down to earth, relatable humor. " I think it's tacky", was worth the entire view. Lol

[@leighyarger5814]

I can be sad at times and then I will listen to you and I can laugh so hard my sides hurt Thank you so much

[@tabbysanamo2885]

Ms Jeanne, I absolutely love your sense of humor! I believe we all have a left brain in our lives!! Thank you so very for making me laugh and giggle!

[@amandakeel5025]

P00ppSnoop Dogg and fluffy in a big cloud of smoke

[@angelahatfield1365]

Thank you Jeanne for your humor...

[@__seeker__]

This video has only been up for 1.5 years. And it has over 720K views. You did better than your friends did, Jeanne!

[@donnahuffman6988]

Love her. So glad we got to see her in St. Charles, MO last year!

[@TheInfiniterider]

We just reloaded this page to make sure that you got an extra hit. We love you, Jeanne! Thanks for all the laughs.

[@judyquinones6652]

I love this lady....I've watched all her videos many times and she makes me laugh...wish she could make some more!! Now I am trying to find the humor in everything too....

[@OCDTraci]

I'd be happy to help her run up her hits...for free!! This woman is great!

[@stancrouch9642]

I had forgotten how funny good, clean, humor can be Well done ms. Robertson.

[@brendatreants196]

Jeanne is such a delight to hear and see doing her stand-up routine - just pick one - all are so so funny !!! LOVE

[@chriscross2001]

Thank you for the smile on my face

[@jazminehampton2830]

I love this channel a lot and her sense of humor.

[@angelamorton2428]

This lady is so great! We need more women like her!

[@greggtaylor1019]

Hi Angela how are you doing

[@barbwright2845]

What a total joy, she will be missed.

[@jerryheuer1393]

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[@ohadyeger5583]

There are many comedians who can make you laugh, but very few who can make you smile :)

[@soniacruz9607]

You’re a great grandma! God bless Jeanne

[@kelleybutler9720]

It’s wonderful to listen to a beautiful southern lady and you’re absolutely hilarious 😂. One southern lady to another please keep the laughter coming, lord knows it’s what we need. Unlike most women comedians there truly not funny or some are just nasty and (completely tacky), though I doubt they even know the meaning of the word.

[@mitzinicoleritter211]

I just love this family! So funny!

[@survivrs]

God bless Toni and Jerry, Jeanne has so much fun at their expense. It's all in fun and that's all that counts.

[@thetylerking1]

I love you Ma’am. You bring joy to my life

[@jrich6670]

Love you Jeanne, you are so much fun to listen to. My left brain likes you too. I have enjoyed the talks you give for years and laugh so hard sometimes you bring tears to my eyes. It was such a joy to share the gift of You with my daughter. Many years ago I was given a tape program (that really dates me 😏) of Rita Davenport and it put me on search for more. To my delight there you were. You are brilliant, beautiful, timeless and inspirational. Thank you for sharing your gift with all us.

[@analoudedal8796]

My heartfelt gratitude to your stories..You're a ray of sunshine in our darkest moments. Thank you so much Nene..

[@Macedog_mm2]

Love your humor.

[@ireneisbell2004]

I love this woman . So funny .

[@kerricollins5363]

I just discovered her. I’ve been watching every video. I love her.

[@lisamelisa7719]

You are so funny and brighten my day! Thank you, Jeanne.

[@alyseb5730]

I'm 25. I hope to God I'm like you when I'm 65.

[@tacitusthehistories5417]

Alyse that is a fine life goal. I pray that you have smooth sailing in your life but true God centered humor will see you thru the heavy seas. God's blessing upon you and your family. ALWAYS! Semper Fidelis.

[@firstlast-fr1le]

Did you not pay attention? You are not supposed to believe she is 65.

[@anitraduke3616]

So wish I could see you in Rome this week. I pray you have a wonderful time! Love you!

[@skb254]

“You don’t have to hit it and watch yourself. You just hit it and then move the cursor to the end”!?! THAT. IS. HILARRRIOUS.

[@deband4]

Absolutely love your stories! Thank you for posting....I live in North Alberta Canada....so doubt I will have the pleasure of seeing you love but I sure have enjoyed listening to your brand of humor!

[@Hotday-1157]

I truly appreciate your video's, you bring happiness to my hart.😆🇺🇸👍

[@kentkelly5301]

You are the greatest story teller on the planet!

[@lorismith2386]

you are wonderful....everybody needs a person in their life like you

[@SympleMynd]

Ms Jeanne, you are a hoot! And I'm hit #158,290!!

[@TruthSeekerNC]

Your sense of humor is such a pick-me-up. Even on my worst days I can watch your videos and smile. Keep them coming and thank you. 👍😁💕

[@grumpyt3169]

Young lady, you ain't right and I love every minute of it. I know there is a lesson in here but I'll figure it out after I stop laughing. Thanks Miss. Jeanne