Jeff Bezos Wears Cowboy Hat to Space Aboard Phallic-Shaped Rocket | The Tonight Show

Jimmy addresses billionaire Jeff Bezos’ recent trip to outer space.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Stream now on Peacock: bit.ly/3gZJaNy
Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: bit.ly/1nwT1aN
Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c
Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show
JIMMY FALLON ON SOCIAL
Follow Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
Like Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
Follow Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
THE TONIGHT SHOW ON SOCIAL
Follow The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
Like The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
Follow The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
Tonight Show Tumblr: / fallontonight
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show, including comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives.
GET MORE NBC
NBC KZbin: bit.ly/1dM1qBH
Like NBC: / nbc
Follow NBC: / nbc
NBC Instagram: / nbc
NBC Tumblr: / nbctv
Jeff Bezos Wears Cowboy Hat to Space Aboard Phallic-Shaped Rocket | The Tonight Show
/ fallontonight
#FallonTonight
#JimmyFallon

[@TheShitPlayer]

He flew to space and came back even faster than a meal break for the employees at Amazon.

[@ondreue]

Better writing than the show could ever come up with.

[@kavyasreemaripi]

Yep waste of time and money 💸☹️😤

[@Hollins23]

What meal breaks?

[@tiffanycastiglione8522]

So very true

[@imtired2983]

😂

[@josephunlimited]

"buzz light year and woody"lmao

[@SeattleGirlMakesGood]

Woody Goes To Space! ♡I will show myself the way out, thanks.♡

[@sesfilmsllc]

All the missiles in Austin Powers were subtler than this rocket.

[@justcallmerichard7596]

Yeah I thought that too. They should have painted the capsule a nice fleshy pink. .

[@caliscribe2120]

I also thought of the Austin Powers scene where the actors screaming out euphemisms for dicks (space junk?)

[@VirtualFeats]

Imagine what the space station will look like if the rocket looks like that 🍆 🍑

[@ladyj8878]

lol

[@alexlandherr]

Then you should see the ascent stage for the Soviet Luna moon probes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_16?wprov=sfti1 (Retrieved 2021-07-21).

[@lindsay-rae]

“Next stop, the Ozone.” Genius.

[@johnlocke4298]

Are you sure they weren't trying for the erogenous zone?

[@ScottOrd]

4:10 - "Looks like someone undid their asteroid belt..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@drixg555]

At this point, Bezos is less of a Lex Luthor and more of a Doctor Evil in terms of supervillain themes.

[@Hastur876]

Says the guy who doesn't own a rocketship company

[@Warner1929]

"Looks like someone undid the asteroid belt." *I died* 🤣🤣🤣

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Work on life. By getting one.

[@footballlover9207]

Missed an opportunity for The Roots to sing "Some people call me the space cowboy"

[@TheKrazysexykool]

I was singing it! And making fun of that narcissistic dumbass.

[@julieholt7889]

I go want to encourage this idiot

[@lindag5488]

Upper atmosphere travel is an amusement ride for billionaires.

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Riding in gasoline powered motor carriages. That's an amusement ride for billionaires.

[@bluejack644]

You'd think with superfluous wealth like his that he would cure something besides boredom.

[@Hollins23]

No, his needs come first - always!! His boredom was his priority, under the guise of research for future generations, of course.

[@yjwrangler7819]

Space exploration IS important though

[@yjwrangler7819]

@@KitchenWitchery COVID is still a thing? Well shit, I wasn't aware of that. If billionaires want to tackle space I'm all for it. NASA is run by the government. The government is dealing with COVID. Divert those funds. Calm the fuck down bud.

[@ClintGutho]

@@yjwrangler7819 No fuck Jeff Bezos.

[@dogpaws20]

He used his customers and employees to pay for this project. I almost broke my neck working for that company for a short time. So I try to get my stuff from any company except Amazon now.

[@rebecaerhard5110]

Who cares Jeff Bezos trip. He should pay his share of taxes and treat his emploees more humano, pay them decent salaries and benefits.

[@breakshot7451]

yea, i always think, man what we as mankind have achived , what we have done and what we a are letting happen, and then i just wanna puke from all that injustice

[@remnantrbsr7616]

pay tax haha

[@axxxingforanswers4648]

I missed the part where Jeff Bezos FORCES PEOPLE AT GUNPOINT to work for him. Can you please cite that?

[@MegaCoojo]

I get paid $22 to work for them so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@FreakingLombax]

@@MegaCoojo Costco pays me $35 soo...

[@WilliamPriceKing]

The new “stairway to heaven” for billionaires.

[@MIHIRSK-lm6qf]

Stairway to heaven will always be Zeppelin

[@MrAaronvee]

I wonder how much the price of stocks in his companies would have fallen if he hadn't made it back.

[@killdeerperiland3303]

they never left the ground

[@theemporersnewclothes]

It's just a ballistic pissing contest

[@VirtualFeats]

Imagine what the space station will look like if the rocket looks like that 🍆 🍑

[@str8ballinSA]

That is the single most ill-fitting cowboy hat since the days of Tom Mix.

[@silverblue73]

yeah, it's a prop

[@douglasblakeley8069]

Curly stooge after Moe hit him on top of the head with a board.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Failed to mention Wally was one of the originals back in the day, who went through all the rigorous testing men did but never got to fly. Women weren't allowed in space. even though many of them did better than the men.

[@spacenerd9499]

But women are the reason men are in space. Women calculated all of the trajectories etc to make space travel happened!

[@kitcoffey7194]

@@spacenerd9499 "Hidden Figures" is s great movie.

[@sophierobinson2738]

James Nguyen Sometimes you have to start small...

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Jeff Bezos: “I’d like to thank my employees for peeing in bottles and pooping in bags so I can go to the edge of space.” Jeff Bezos earns an average annual salary of his employees every 11.5 seconds.

[@Hollins23]

That's just disgusting - all around!

[@panchopuskas1]

@@Hollins23 ....so is Jeff Bezos.....

[@xaviconde]

I would not tolerate my boss making my year salary in less than a minute at least!

[@kuzzbillington6392]

The nerve on that guy, "I thank my employees, it was them that paid for this". He need a good slappin'.

[@silverblue73]

@@kuzzbillington6392 lol, there's an inkling of self awareness but he's got a loooooong way to go

[@adamrspears1981]

jeff to Amazon employees: "I'm takin' 5 to go to space. By the time I get back, you slaves had better not still be on break!"

[@yjwrangler7819]

To be fair, Wally was in the Apollo 13 program.

[@NewMessage]

They should have called it "Blue Vein", not "Blue Origin".

[@nielsie22]

Or Morningwood

[@imtired2983]

😂

[@seriousone8030]

Or Blue Pill.

[@breannklay3776]

THE NEW SHEPHERD IS A MOCKERY OF GOD THE GOOD SHEPHERD... BLASPHEMY

[@VirtualFeats]

Imagine what the space station will look like if the rocket looks like that 🍆 🍑

[@RjBenjamin353]

I got one! It looks like it’s going straight to Uranus!!

[@KungFuChess]

Meanwhile somewhere on earth an Amazon employee is pissing in a bottle

[@Hastur876]

Since they're an uneducated warehouse employee they can obviously find a better job somewhere else

[@Fletchman1313]

I always thought it was called "Blue Organ"

[@Aurumane]

He went to space and came back, and my Amazon package is still stuck in China!

[@silverblue73]

I've had good experiences with customer service chat (once you find the option).

[@Aurumane]

@@silverblue73 thank you I will try that.

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

And.. your point?

[@Aurumane]

@@yrtoggafipots9654 well the point is there is no point dude it's the internet so learn to understand sarcasm and jokes. Damn. 🤌🏾🙄🤌🏾

[@wolfgangwhyte5571]

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love" :p

[@wolfgangwhyte5571]

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Well, given what's not under that hat, it couldn't rightly be the "pompadour" of love ;)

[@judymarren7148]

Here's another one Jimmy ... Lasted only 2 minutes in space. 😂

[@jacksonwillbert1352]

Please don't make fun of Wally Funk. She might be old, but she is far from incompetent. She is a pioneer in women's aviation, got her license at age 19, has logged in 19,000 pilot hours, is certified in many different types of aircraft, and as an instructor has trained over 3,000 pilots. She did the astronaut training for NASA's Mercury program and scored higher than the men but was passed over and never flew to space with them.

[@Hollins23]

I agree with your comment. That joke was done in very poor taste.

[@joegug4751]

Kind of fitting to have a rocket in the shape of you know. Because that’s pretty much what he is. Boycott Amazon

[@Kevin12321]

@CoolGuyDoingCoolThings hahaha nice

[@charleshash4919]

Most expensive PE known to humankind, & it's owner appears to be all hat & no cattle.

[@yjwrangler7819]

Pssst...your boycott means nothing

[@axxxingforanswers4648]

Go saddle up the nag, grab your buggy whip, and go down to Ma and Pa's Shoppe and buy the one size gunny sack dress for your wife, available in one color and size. THAT'S why people like and use Amazon. Bet your porch is full of packages every day. Go back to 1850. Most people want choice and no waiting. Times have changed bubb.

[@VirtualFeats]

Imagine what the space station will look like if the rocket looks like that 🍆 🍑

[@dnewton8103]

Blue Origin is a fallacy. Im sorry, phallus, see?

[@ordermind]

No

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Well when your only skillset involves dicks, you see the world as dicks.

[@cwazyazn]

-It’s the only space rocket that can shoot fuel out of the tip -the only space rocket that lands heads first -the only space rocket that needs protection going through Uranus -the only space rocket that coming early would result in a pregnant planet -the only space rocket that’s seen under Orion’s Belt

[@philipb7400]

-the only space rocket that looks like a pp

[@justmejenny7986]

It's like you didn't even try. Black hole, milky way, asteroid.

[@glennlrw]

Exactly. The news is writing its own jokes.

[@shobhitsingh6330]

I notice Jimmy Fallon has stopped doing fake laugh, and now uses mild laugh. I feel it works.

[@luigi_border]

So the scene in austin powers has become reality. Is that a... cut to...

[@stuartcorbett4902]

Nope I've seen bigger lol

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

That was just a movie. Not the real world. Just a movie.

[@Izzy-qf1do]

He still won't pay taxes.

[@axxxingforanswers4648]

Like Twump, he LEGALLY pays what he has to. You would too if you had his billions.

[@ClintGutho]

@@axxxingforanswers4648 All billionaires are evil, especially Bezos.

[@russophile9874]

He pays whatever he legally owes. If you have a problem with the tax policy, take it up with your elected representatives.

[@stuartcorbett4902]

Show's who's obsessed with Trump!!!

[@strangeman5698]

@@ClintGutho jeff bezos is evil, not all of them

[@biggtrux]

Bexos; "To baldly go where others have gone before."

[@silverblue73]

yes

[@sebastianhanes9681]

Boldly

[@MrCsifan55]

Buzz light year and woody!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 And W.A.L.L.E

[@TrueCrimeQueen]

Love videos like these! They’re so amazing. Stay safe everyone 💖

[@tonyabusall9958]

I love Steve Higgins 😂

[@taylorbray2666]

Biden's robot looks like Will Ferrel doing a confused W Bush impression 😂😂😂😂

[@douglasblakeley8069]

Trumps looks like the monster in Young Frankenstein.

[@thekid5345]

Mr cleans family had me dying laughing 🤣

[@johnlocke4298]

That spacecraft was vibrating incredibly.

[@D_Smith81]

A mix between Buzz lightyear and Woody 😂😂

[@waseq117]

Instead of naming the company “Blue Origin” they should have name the company “Johnson”…

[@str8ballinSA]

What does that make Johnson & Johnson ?

[@silverblue73]

@@str8ballinSA When beezus stands next to the rocket yes = two dicks

[@loveistheanswer687]

White Origin is also a good name.

[@Pmeyer1226]

Based on the shape I’m thinking Blue Organ would be more apropos

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Perhaps. When your only skillset involves dicks, you see the world as dicks.

[@abs-xi6qd]

Imagine how much money goes into those space flights and yet the US cannot provide universal health care for its citizens

[@Assimilator702]

And when is universal health care ever a good idea? I hear the medical system in Canada sucks. I know people in Europe that have been sick and suffered for several years and died of things that could have been treated properly in the US.

[@fullsend8738]

@@Assimilator702 shut up

[@Lucas-GR]

@@Assimilator702 argentina also has "free" health care. Professionals are amazing, but the system is crumbling down.

[@Assimilator702]

@@fullsend8738 Why do I need to shut up? I speak the truth. Lefty French Canadian detected, brainwashed by that idiot Justin Trudeau.

[@kevinfleming9919]

They missed the chance to do the montages from the "Austin Powers" movies of people looking at the phallic rocket 🚀 Dr Evil used!

[@tediousmaximus1067]

Somebody did it! Google it!

[@RatnikCarrick]

Neither Richard Branson nor Jeff Bezos actually went to space, rather to the EDGE of space which is entirely different. Also, what Felix Baumgartner actually did was way impressive, and he is not even a billionaire.

[@paulferrante5192]

@Sasa Z ...Wrong 👎...Branson went to the "edge of space'. Bezos went past the "Karman Line". The line named after Theodore von Kármán (1881-1963), a Hungarian American engineer and physicist, who was active primarily in aeronautics and astronautics. He was the first person to calculate the altitude at which the atmosphere becomes too thin to support aeronautical flight and arrived at 83.6 km (51.9 miles) high from ground zero. Just Google it! 🚀👍

[@RatnikCarrick]

@@paulferrante5192 No, Bezos did not actually traveled to space, just near the border...check your facts.

[@magnaviator]

it's all upper atmosphere unless you reach orbital speed...stupid publicity stunt in mediocrity.

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Kurt Cobain was a cast member in Glee. Someone told me that on the internet too.

[@pop5678eye]

@@magnaviator (Alan Sheppard sobbing)

[@radiogoodguy6287]

The space rocket jokes are 😂 hilarious! 🚀

[@kaweaakuna7325]

"Astronaut" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@doukenkai5099]

Just glad the team on land had them pull out before they got any ideas about exploring Uranus.

[@flameroad123]

Jeff Bezos is now a space cowboy. Spike Spiegel: Mmm, not bad.

[@Necromorph790]

Spike would never

[@nadhinas]

The whole world did not approve.

[@flameroad123]

Jet: Uh Spike...are you on shrooms again? Faye: He looks that one space cowboy....what was his name?....oh right, Andy. Spike: Man fuck Andy!

[@tilak231]

Always the writers do great! But today was the hilarious!!!

[@dtcarpediem]

I glad I’m not the only one that thought the rocket looked awfully familiar 😂😂😂.

[@vincemontanez3947]

A perfect shaped rocket to penatrate the atmosphere 😂

[@mayankkashyap4171]

Well those 30 seconds were the absolute best part of this video

[@abrajeethan7754]

Once upon a time a legend told "It cannot be round, it needs to be pointyyy" I don't remember whether it's Aladdin or Aladdin 😅

[@rpavlik1]

The stupid thing, Wally has more experience as a pilot than almost anybody. She can fly just about anything.

[@BigChrisENT]

Johnson: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying-- Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie Nelson: Well, that looks like a giant-- Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

[@SeattleGirlMakesGood]

😅

[@curoseba5363]

👍 I just saw the video. Brilliant

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

Law Of The Instrument: When your only skillset involves dicks, you see the world as dicks.

[@lisettegarcia]

4:43 - Andrew Jackson looks like Seth Meyers during lockdown

[@t0m2.5k]

May be one day bezos woke up and realized he he had a morning woody...and thought to himself "I'll show you mask and the world... Take this up...."... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@teky]

lmao that UP joke is toooo damn funny

[@lapd_code_3]

that cowboy hat and suit reminds me of tommy lee jones from space cowboys as colonel Hawkins aka HAWK

[@everlystyles6530]

Nice one 😂 Buzz Lightyear and woody

[@gmailuser3377]

Thanks Jimmy, I laughed my blue origin off.

[@aliciaaltom6652]

This should be a good one 😆🚀

[@kimberlyloranger8321]

How embarrassing for Wally. If it were me standing beside her I would have just silently pressed the button for her rather than give her curt instructions for all the world to hear.

[@GiancarloXmusic]

He wasn't being curt, he said it clearly and emphatically because she can't hear lol I have to talk the same way to my dad, he always gets offended but hey, you can't hear me dude! Haha

[@oliviajae298]

Oh how funny, I just watched Up the other day. That made me LOL.

[@jasonwins9627]

Spaceboy🤣🤠

[@edwardndriskoll]

Love Higgins. Jokes A1. Great Writing

[@GoLakers20111]

That Space Ship design looks like a giant Peinus!

[@SunnyAquamarine2]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I belly laughed during this

[@glnnchrstphr9717]

As Seth Myers says, "That's not space!"

[@vijaymane6870]

Shape of the rocket🚀 🤣🤣

[@Amal-ku9xq]

LMAO I love the thumbnail and the title haha

[@markgigiel2722]

Some training they had. Push the button to talk Wally.

[@TheFlutecart]

Seth wins Bezos rocket jokes with "what is it fueled with? 2 D batteries?"

[@chuckmaddison2924]

The commentator during the flight said something about blowing steam out it's ass.

[@yrtoggafipots9654]

When your only skillset involves dildos, you see the world as dildos.

[@TheFlutecart]

@@yrtoggafipots9654 Are you being a bit hard-on poor Seth?

[@simonnollert9139]

The shuttle is shaped in this way because Jeff Bezos kinda looks like Johnny Sins

[@Aosunwoke]

Oh please this man didn't reach space.. Not even close .. lmfao 🤣😂😆🤣

[@ShawnKim111]

Jimmy is awesome

[@BdR76]

1:10 Jeff Bezos wearing a cowboy hat is just cosplaying that Clint Eastwood movie Space Cowboys.. life imitates art I guess /s

[@rajithchellian]

Come on guys, people really worked HARD to get that rocket to space 😅

[@justcallmerichard7596]

People Enjoy New Interesting Stuff

[@PEPECRUZ11]

Abrazos

[@madgeroonii]

I need someone to make a new edit of the radar jokes from the Austin Powers movies but replace it with Bezo's rocket

[@tediousmaximus1067]

Somebody did it! Google it!

[@TheKnightof10]

hard-hitting stuff

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

One of Jimmy's funniest monologues ever!😅

[@melisasabrinapereirapachec2907]

You make me laugh a lot! Kisses from 🇦🇷 Buenos Aires 🇦🇷

[@melisasabrinapereirapachec2907]

@@Browne7100 thank you!! We hope that too☺ we love Messi and we want to see him holding the cup😍

[@hurdygurdyguy1]

1:26 ... look! it's Wavy Gravy from Woodstock!!!

[@joannagrierson2360]

Some people call me the space cowboy Some call me the gangster of love :P

[@shuffleaccount1985]

LOVE YA JIMMY, YOU NAILED IT !

[@lenieldelatorre480]

do the thing on Austin Powers where they describe it

[@markpeterson9815]

The shape of the rocket reminded me of Austin Power movie.

[@spacegeek3801]

What they gonna call the docking station!!, the blue waffle 😁, especially if it goes around URANUS.

[@mrDmastr19]

Buffet is gonna go up like the old guy from UP with balloons 🎈 Lmao 🤣 that shits funny

[@swisscheeseplease97]

Amazon’s trip to space brought to you by Arby’s: we have the beef!

[@lesinboston9208]

Shocking! Jimmy actually doing a monologue that's funny and not just political. Old school.

[@mohammadsadeghpour6191]

Shepherd huh, Garris pass me that sniper rifle 😉😂💙👽

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

I always think of Bezos as the real life Lex Luther for some reason.

[@emsleywyatt3400]

Louis DeJoy comes pretty close too.

[@Axeom]

I wonder if he peed in a bag up there like the rest of his employees

[@silverblue73]

in ten minutes? nah, probably went before

[@Axeom]

@@silverblue73 you're missing the point... lol

[@yoatemybeans2334]

The perfect origin story of a supervillain doesn't exsis-

[@joegug4751]

Maybe it could change him to be a decent human. Pay better Jeff 15 an hour was a good wage in 1990

[@slowrideen5852]

McDonald's is paying better than truck drivers now what you need $25.00 happy meal.

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

Some call me the Space Cowboyyyyyy.. Also he definetly made it a FUNKY ride. Yes...I had to.

[@kellyt5901]

Wally Funk deserves 100% respect.

[@DawggyBiscuits]

he wasn't the only one wearing a cowboy hat, most of his cronies were as well

[@bgorski6937]

I don’t think they had a choice…

[@jessseiss8066]

this is how you tell they're NOT ASTRONAUTS. THEYR'RE IDIOTS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY.